i messed up so bad...

What happened?

I think it's working.

The stream ended. I don't know why it

ended.

So weird. Oh, I think it ended because I

was disconnected for too long.

It took too long to get back on.

I don't even know why it disconnected.

Okay, back to walking.

It's getting very dark.

What happened with your mom? She said she

was boiling— she was cooking a pot of oil

and then she forgot about it and then it

started burning and it was on fire and

the kitchen was full of smoke and then

she had to use a mop to mop the ceiling

because it was all black from smoke and

she got a bit burned but she won't go to

the doctor. The buns

don't look too— I don't know, they don't

look really bad. They look kind of bad

though.

She said she forgot she was cooking some

oil.

I don't know how you forget.

Will you get a driving license? I already

have one, but not in Japan. Oh wait, it's

red. Can I cross?

No. All these red lights holding me back.

My mom's last message says she She has

cancer, she's only 42. I thought, are you

talking about Chihiro? And then I clicked

on the message and it's about Kate

Middleton. Damn, imagine if Chihiro

actually got cancer though.

If she gets cancer, she should at least

meet me before she dies,

because that would be kind of lame if we

just never ever met again.

Although it seems likely now. Maybe in 10

years she might meet me.

Oh, what's this? Indo-Nepalese food.

Chicken salad, chicken pakoda.

It's weird.

Where's the beans and the bacon?

Whoa, maybe saw

I don't know why Chihiro doesn't want to

meet. She seemed totally up for meeting

back in 2021. She even said, I miss you,

and then she quickly deleted the message.

Oh, these damn red lights.

Why was the stream interrupted? I don't

know, the internet was just off and I had

to turn it back on. I thought maybe the

pocket Wi-Fi ran out of battery, but it

didn't. Oh my God, it's taking ages.

Do you want to meet up in Tokyo?

Uh, kind of far away. I'm in Osaka.

Actually, I'm in Amagasaki,

not Osaka.

Smells like oh yakiniku.

It looks pretty nice up there. Oh, it

looks really crowded though.

Are they all waiting?

食べ放題. No, I don't want that.

Why is it so crowded? Are they leaving or

waiting to go in? I think they're waiting

I like the building. The building looks

nice and clean and modern.

I wouldn't mind some yakiniku.

You're having yakiniku again, Sunny?

I want yakiniku too. I've been in Japan 2

weeks, didn't have any yakiniku yet.

Let me check the map, see if I'm going the

Yeah, I think so.

Oh, McDonald's. I don't want McDonald's.

They should have yakiniku McDonald's.

Oh, they have Life and

Sushiro.

Don't really want sushi,

although you can get ramen at Sushiro.

Sushiro is low effort though. Because you

just go in, take the food off the tablet

thing. I don't really want cold

sushi. Can they warm it up?

Or we can get discount food at Life,

but then I got to carry it back for like 2

hours.

Stream cooking from the guest house. I'll

get reported.

Damn, it goes tall.

Sushilo.

I feel like sushi is more of a lunchtime

meal, not a dinnertime meal. Dinnertime,

I want something meaty and hot.

Hormon yaki.

Guts. Why do Japanese people love

hormonoyaki? It's just pig tongue

and cow's tongue and guts.

Yes, we rebuilt the viewership number to

pre-F times nearly.

You planning on making a video that's not

a stream soon? Nah, can't be bothered.

I don't know what to make a video about.

I could do one about my ex-wife not

wanting to meet me, how I'm sad and lonely

in Japan. I don't

know what to make a video about.

There's no storyline. What's the

storyline? I'm in Japan, I'm alone.

Girlfriend is sad.

Girlfriend suspects me of cheating, which

I would never do, right, Sunny?

My loyal boyfriend though.

Da da da da da da da.

A few years ago you would have made a

video by the lake.

Yeah, I would have done like a travel vlog

with B-roll, then a bit of cooking,

5 minutes to explain my situation, a bit

of cooking, a bit of

music. Maybe that's why my

channel died, because I stopped making

videos. I just do streaming.

I prefer streaming, it's more fun.

A video is only fun when you got a good

story to tell.

Running out of energy a bit here.

Streaming is only good when you got

content. Yeah, I guess so.

Both things you need content, but when you

got no content, streaming is better than

videos because what are you going to do on

the video? Talk about how you got no

content? Right now my content is

I need to walk 10 kilometers in

the dark.

I got nothing to make a video about.

Also, it's difficult because, um,

it's just kind of awkward to make a video

in my room with that American guy.

He would be able to hear everything.

Yeah,

this thing is tall.

Some Japanese people are really tall.

Stupid car, should have let me pass.

Did you see, uh, Johnny Smartly's friend

nearly get beat up in Thailand.

He was walking and then he knocked some

street sign over, and then about 5 Thai

people chased after him.

Isn't Johnny Smartly basically the same as

that Smooth Sanchez guy just goes around

streaming, annoying people, then gets into

This is my content. How come Rob CD does

this and gets 3,000 viewers? Ideal perfect

female based on facial features: 1,

symmetrical features; 2, high-defined

cheekbones; 3, youthful skin. Char,

well-defined jawline. Panch,

almond-shaped eyes with long lashes. Che,

slightly curved nose bridge. Sa,

defined nose tip. Aat, long straight hair.

Why are us humans so picky about who we

have sex with? Just have sex with anyone,

then everyone would be happier.

Oh, his nose is too wide. His chin is too

big. You can't tell us, do you really love

your GF? Like, if she asked you to marry

her, would you? Cuz she's in the US now.

You really think you have a future with

her? Not saying she's boring, but this— I

can't believe I have a GF. Actor's going

to get old soon. Maybe she

wants babies.

God damn bicycles riding on the fucking

road.

IRL Q&A. With who?

Wow,

Japanese high school girls softens

your heart. Melts your bicycle seat.

Those 2 girls provided more content in 2

seconds than the entire stream.

They sound crazy, like they'll work in

Tobitsushinchi in about 5 years' time.

Bet Chihiro was like that when she was a

schoolgirl, full of fun, crazy times.

It's red, why is he crossing?

Naughty boy.

Shall I order pizza delivered to your

guest room? Can't you just give me a dono

so I can buy myself?

Should I ask that granny if I can sit on

the back of her bike?

Check the map.

I don't know where the hell this is.

Uh, yeah,

go in a straight line.

So we walked back to Kashima.

It's probably like another hour and a

Oh wow, thanks Jesus. Did you know the

legal age of consent in Japan has risen

from 13 to 16? How does this affect your

plans? Very disappointing.

Was it really 13? What the hell?

So what, a 20-year-old could marry a

13-year-old?

I only date 40-year-olds.

That's my target age range.

20-year-olds just don't seem to be that

interested in me.

What does the title of the stream mean?

Means I'm heading to Chihiro's place right

now.

I'm only 1 hour walk away from Touch

My Banana.

I can't believe 20-year-old girls don't

want to date me. You mean this lifestyle

doesn't seem exciting? Walking endlessly.

My job is to walk 8 hours a day doing

absolutely nothing.

Why am I the only one walking around

filming everything? No one else does this.

I feel so special.

I can't believe no one does this though.

They probably think it's lame.

I'm getting tired now.

Most streamers go inside places.

Well, I went into the toilet.

Conbini toilet. Indian restaurant over

Says Mila. Mira Aharu

Maharu. Why does it say Mila on it?

Oh, it's M-I-R-A, not M-I-L-A. I was

going to go in because I thought that was

destiny calling.

I remember the word for mummy, you know,

like an Egyptian mummy, in Japanese is

mira. I was talking to a woman about

mummies once and she kept saying mira

and it sounded like she was saying Mila.

It's funny.

Well, you have to be there in the moment.

If you didn't find it funny.

Unfortunately, no angry old men to tell me

off for content. I should go hang around

the Chinari again.

Well, this is what life in Japan is like.

Aimless, pointless solitude.

Well, thanks, Chihiro.

What's that? Facebook?

Why did you leave me?

I didn't mean all the things I said. It

was all just for content. Don't you get

it, idiot?

Maybe Chihiro won't like me anymore

because I don't look So young anymore. I

aged. It's like reverse Leonardo.

Chihiro dumps the guys when they get too

Bikkuri Donkey. Isn't that like a

hamburger place?

Hamburger. Restaurant. Hambagu is kind of

boring though. It's just a hamburger

without the buns. It's like a

hamburger without the buns.

It looks like a children's restaurant on

the outside.

Smells nice though.

They have morning menu of

toast and an egg.

Why don't you like my whistling? I'm just

trying to keep the stream lively.

Oh, I can't walk really fast anymore.

I've got to slow down a bit.

Do you think she still has the SD card?

She said to me in 2021,

as long as you have my serial tapes, then

I'll keep the SD card. But then she put a

warao onto the end of it, the lol kanji,

so she's obviously not angry about it.

She said it's her insurance that I don't

do anything messed up with the serial

tapes. Yeah, as if I'm gonna upload it and

then get in trouble with the police. I'm

not that stupid. Maybe when

we're like 90 years old I'd upload it.

Maybe I'd like set it to upload in 2100

when we're long gone, because who's going

to care then? I mean, her niece might see

it. Her niece is like— I don't

know, her niece might be like 15 now. No,

I swear her niece was like 8 years old

when we were married, so she could be

like— yeah, 15.

Do you think Chihiro would care if her

niece saw her doing it when we're both

dead? How would the niece even

find out though? The single mother

girlfriend's daughter must be like 18.

Is that Chihiro running to me?

Well, it was running.

Yeah, single mother daughter must be— I'm

pretty sure she was 11 when I dated her

mum, and now it's been 6, 7 years.

She must be like 18 now, but I reckon

she looks like her mum. Her mum was ugly.

I don't know if the mom was hot when she

was younger, but she was not good-looking

unless she took after her dad.

She doesn't even know she's on YouTube.

How many people watched it? Maybe 40,000.

This battery bank's getting heavy in my

pocket.

Oh, I think

I need to rest.

Power walks for about an hour.

Imagine I walked in a circle. I'm back at

Juso. Oh my God, I'm back at the river.

This actually looks like the river though.

It kind of looks like the river area.

Where are you going? I'm going back to the

guest house. But I couldn't ride on the

train cuz it's rush hour now. Japanese

people are finishing work. I don't want to

be on the same train as Chihiro.

Yeah, we got to cross this river cuz

it'll look kind of creepy if I'm just

hanging around her train station just as

she's finishing work. Maybe she

needs some foot massage. She's All right,

how do I cross? I gotta cross onto you.

This is closed. They closed the footpath

on that side, so I'll walk that side.

What do you think she would do if we

accidentally walked past each other? Do

you think she would be like, or would she

just pretend to ignore me? Oh my

God, I'm back at the river!

What?

What? And maybe a massive earthquake

will happen and

then she'll be like, someone help

me, I'm scared, there's no electricity.

If there's going to be a massive

earthquake in Osaka within the next two

months, would be great.

I'll come over and I'll be like, 大丈夫?

Evacuate. See each other at the gymnasium.

I'll stream it.

Come on,

goddamn it, why'd they close off that

side?

I'm sick.

Maybe the guest house will collapse and

then I need a place to stay. Oh,

those mopeds are so annoying. Can't they

just ride a bicycle?

50cc kids bike.

Wait again.

Ice walking around Tokyo with translating

app, but he

keeps saying weird stuff into it that

won't translate, like howdy, what's up,

what you doing in these parts. Oh wow,

that car looks weird, like it's squashed.

Why does he want to talk to people so

much? Just walk around, enjoy the sights.

You should do what I do, sit by the river,

get a hot dog.

Did he do peace sign at me?

Did he do peace sign? Oh wow,

look at the river! What river's this?

Did Jiro give a proper reason?

Response? No, she didn't say anything.

Didn't even open the message.

Wow, look at this river! How come I didn't

come here this— how come I didn't come to

this river on the way there?

This one's huge.

I don't know if I can see Tachibana

Station from here. No, I'm still pretty

far away.

What would happen to Ice's viewership if

he just stopped talking to people like I

do? Would they all leave?

Would you find my stream more interesting

if I talked to strangers and made them

mad?

So we just walk in a straight line for

roughly an hour. Be back at 9-ish,

maybe half 8.

Sunny tipped $1. Why didn't it show up?

Hold on, I reload the overlays.

It should work now. No, Venus Angelic

didn't reply to me. Everyone's ghosting

me. Wow, look at the train!

Can you see it?

Is that— that's the JR line. Chihiro might

Quick, we'll race the train!

Yeah, that's the JR line, and then the

Hankyu line's on that side. It's

interesting they got 2 different lines, 2

different companies. Would you die if you

jumped jumped

off this bridge. It doesn't look that high

up. You'd probably drown though. I would

not be able to swim back to the shore.

I'd run out of energy.

Yeah, watching Ice try and talk to people

in Japan is very frustrating.

Barely anyone understands. Look at that

Why does it look like it's falling?

I think Chihiro really doesn't care about

me anymore. I'm pretty sure she was in the

live chat When I stream sniped Ice.

After, after I stream sniped Ice and

then I was talking shit about Deepak, I

saw her in the live chat. I'm pretty sure

Wow, this river's very big.

So Ice should just learn some Japanese.

He only learned a few words. He should be

able to string together a sentence. He

needs to learn how to make sentences.

He says gomikudasai when he's

trying to get rid of his rubbish.

He's— I mean, Ice speaks more Japanese in

his streams than I do, to be fair.

I barely— I didn't speak any Japanese

today. Actually, I did. No, no, I did. I

went into Lawson, I got hot dog,

remember? And I was like, at the time, I

was And

then I asked for sun cream.

My thoughts on Hong Kong guy Chihiro

interviews? Um, at the time I was with

Mila, so I didn't really care. Where's

this taking me? Yeah, I remember me and

Mila watching it and just laughing at them

because I didn't care anymore because I

had Mila.

Yeah, I wasn't really mad because, uh,

why would I be mad when I got a

girlfriend? Daniel, wanna meet? I'm by the

station, let's go. Oh well, thanks,

honey. Meet me at my guest house room,

floor 5, room 2016.

Do I go up here or just go straight? I

think up here is the main road. Oh my

God, my back's You're just kidding me.

What happened

to him? Did they

crash? They crash.

Oh, this is the main road. I don't think I

could walk on this road. Did they crash?

Oh, that's the police.

What are they talking about? I think they

said something like insurance company. I

didn't see any damage on the car, but

that's a policeman. She's like,

walk up to him, say, hey, what's going on?

Barbecue kimchi.

I thought it was a car crash.

Talk to some on, make it more interesting,

but I'm scared. I don't want to disturb

people. I'm a very considerate person.

Unfortunately, to be good on YouTube, you

need to be rude and obnoxious, which I'm

not. I'm very polite,

reserved, keep myself to myself.

I don't like to disturb people. I feel

bad. I feel like I'm a weirdo ruining

their day or something, because I look

kind of weird, to be honest. If some

random guy is going to come up to you, I

don't think you'd want it to be me.

I look nerdy and timid, like I jerk off

to people's underwear.

I try my best, you know, I wash my hair,

style it, but I always end up looking like

this.

Not looking great.

I'm not looking my best though.

Am I going the right way? Let me check.

Oh my God,

I'm going the wrong way. I need to turn

left.

What? Look, I'm going away from the

blue line now. I need to go— I need to go

that way, not this way. Red scabs

on my face. Yeah, it takes a while for the

pimples to heal. It's in the dry scabby

phase. It's better than the juicy wet

The worst phase is the first phase when

it's just like a bump, very sore,

and then it goes— sometimes it goes kind

of squishy. Sometimes it doesn't.

Wait, I think those, those buildings in

the distance with the lights on the top,

I think that's Tachibana Station. So I

just got to keep that in the horizon.

That's where Chihiro's mom works. Funny if

I bumped into Chihiro's mom. I'm pretty

sure she knows what I look like. Although

she might not recognize me because it'd be

so unexpected.

Damn, this is kind of creepy now.

Why am I always in the children's park

late at night?

What's going on now? Well, I was going off

course, so I needed to redirect.

That's where Chihiro lives, 4th floor.

Not really.

Oh,

my back hurts.

God, it got so quiet. I'm already hungry

now. I must have burned 1,000

calories. I want to see how many steps I

walked today.

Where is it? Oh my God, I walked 21,000

steps. I burned 500 calories

and I walked 12 kilometers for 3 hours.

When I get back, it might be 30,000.

Yeah, I just go this way.

I'm pretty sure that hot dog was only a

couple hundred calories. I'm burning more

calories than I'm eating.

Gotta work off that fat belly.

Oh, I can smell food everywhere.

I will go that direction, I think.

Can I cross here?

I look like a Japanese person running.

I hope this isn't a dead end.

Could be a dead-end cul-de-sac.

Cul-de-sac neighborhood.

Why is it so dark here?

No, it's okay. I can go in a straight

line, cut through the main road.

Kind of creepy though.

Don't run me over. I need

a hi-vis jacket.

Where's he going?

Oh, he's turning left.

Oh no, is that a dead end?

I should be able to go down here.

Look, this politician's face is

everywhere. How is he allowed to just put

face on people's property. I see

the posters for his face just plastered on

people's walls. My dad would be pissed if

he had Boris Johnson's face on his garden

wall. Yeah, I think I can go here.

This kind of looks like the UK, this

little coldy sack. Can I go this

way?

Oh crap, is it a

dead end?

It is a dead end.

Go back.

Why is it a dead end? Oh, I knew it was

going to be a dead end. Google Maps.

Maybe those guys give me a lift.

How do I get out of here? It's like a

The Google Maps said I could go.

Oh yeah, it's a dead end.

Um, I guess I go that way.

Why do the old ladies,

when they ride the bike, they do like a

little takeoff, a few little pushes to

take off, as if that makes any difference?

I had never seen anyone in any country do

that apart from Japan. Just get on the

bike and start pedaling.

I'm lost in the cul-de-sac.

I think I need to go left.

Oh my God, how do I get out of here?

Up here, then left, and then

straight. Up here, then left,

then straight. Okay. You look like a

thief. Yeah, I'm like scoping out the area

for my heist.

Surely there's a lonely,

lonely J-milf in one of these houses who

needs some cuddling tonight.

Oh my God, dead end again.

I'm hungry. Oh, maybe that

way. I want to

get back to the main road.

Don't like

I feel like

I just ran out of some Japanese woman's

house that I was staying with and I

ditched her while she was in the shower.

Now I'm like stuck in a maze while

she's looking for me.

Where the hell am I?

Why? Okay, I just go straight and veer

left, then I'll be back on track.

I bet she

was scared. Weirdo filming.

Oh my God, how do I get out of here?

I got myself a 5G unlimited pocket Wi-Fi,

so yeah, more non-stop

walking street streams because I

got nothing else to do.

Maybe down here.

Yeah, this is fine.

Straight line, get to the main road.

Okay, okay, okay,

okay. I feel like being confronted

whilst doing the livestream. Just walking.

Yeah, the Japanese man told me to knock it

dead last

year, but this time no problems so far.

I haven't really been told off for

streaming.

Look, J-Roy's house.

The main road is over there. It's way too

quiet.

I can smell curry. Someone's making

golden curry.

Tonight.

Oh, thank God.

Well, I think that was a shortcut.

Um, I've got to go that way.

Oh, that's a fresco.

It says 1 hour.

One hour to go. We covered, we covered

half of it, so we walked five kilometers.

Five more to go. Easy.

Da da da da da da da da.

1 hour to go. I might get some food if

I see a good restaurant.

Did you get paid by YouTube? Yeah, I got

£800, I think, yesterday.

That was for February. My March earnings,

which will come next month, will be way

more. I predict my March earnings are

going to be like £1,200.

So far I made loads this month thanks to

Helldivers 2 and then all my Japan

streams. It's been a pretty good month. I

just have to not blow it. Oh, it looks

colorful down there.

Yakiniku.

I wonder if I keep walking, do I go in

there?

No yakiniku. You got yakitori.

No.

Well,

I'm I

want to get some nice food this time.

Oh, there's a supermarket here, Oasis.

Can't get anything here. So it'll

be cold, and then if I microwave it here,

it'll take me an hour to get back.

What's that? Looks very

lively.

I've never been here before.

I think I just go straight ahead.

This is— oh, this is Amagasaki City.

Oh, cute mall. It's like right over there.

Huge mall. It's a bit boring though.

Oh, it's green. Oh my God.

Why didn't you tell me it's green?

Um, that's— yeah, it's kind of boring.

And they got like a bar seating area.

Uh, boring. Although this

area is pretty nice. I've never been to

this part of Amagasaki. I've only been to

Q's Mall. The only time we came to

Amagasaki was to go to Q's Mall and then

leave. We never walked around the area.

Should I clip the stream and call the

video— I'll edit a video, call it I

stalked my ex-wife, put creepy music.

Q's Mall has some restaurants at the top.

It's up there.

I don't want to— I went there yesterday.

I don't want to go again.

I remember I went on a Tinder date whilst

I was with Chihiro, and I took the girl

here, and I took her out on the wrong side

of the train station where there was

nothing, not knowing that on the other

side there was queues more. And we just

walked around for an hour up and down

streets like this, not doing anything.

She must have thought, oh my God, this is

the worst date I've ever been on. She

could have said it, I don't know. Maybe

she didn't know either. I didn't know on

the other side of the station was all

these shops and shopping center.

I think that was before I moved in with

Chihiro, I'm not sure. There was like 2

weeks where we were together but not

living together.

Oh well, banned on Tinder now, so no more

of that.

Don't really care. All the girls I met on

Tinder, fat and ugly anyway, apart from

Chihiro. Chihiro was weirdly kind

of attractive. For someone like me

to match on Tinder.

I never matched someone on Chihiro's level

on Tinder before. Before her and

after her, they're always just kind of

weird-looking.

The day Chihiro swiped right on me on

Tinder.

Life-changing moment. Just imagine

if she didn't swipe right, none of that

would have happened. Alternate reality.

Oh, my back hurts.

This is why I hate young guys. They just

shout and scream on the streets like a

bunch of animals.

I missed the green light now.

I need to sit down. What the

fuck are they doing? Stupid weirdos.

I sound like a high school kid. Look at

that stupid sounding semi-cracked voice.

Really stupid voice.

High school boys have the most annoying

sounding voices. It's like

they've just hit puberty and their voice

has cracked recently. They've still got

like an annoyingly high-pitched tone and

they're always shouting and loud,

like they're testing out their new man

voices.

I hate high school kids from any country,

but the British ones are worst because

they'll just stare you down and call you

all kinds of names. If you're— if you're

alone and you look timid like I do,

they'll just try and pick a fight.

High school British kids are the worst.

You know what I'd love to do? I'd love to

walk around some dangerous areas with

chavvy British school kids with like

6-foot-tall black tough guy walking behind

me, not too closely, but you know, just to

keep an eye. And then I just provoke them,

and then the black guy just runs up,

knocks them all out,

and then I'll laugh at them. That's what

you get.

I think Japanese high school boys,

they're not aggressive, but they sound

Pretty sure I came here yesterday when I

was walking back home. Just think of all

the money we're saving not having to get

the train.

Go straight, zigzag,

right, left, right, left— no,

right and then left.

My dad didn't teach me boxing, but my dad

did karate. I was surprised

when my dad knew how to count 1 to 10 in

Japanese. Oh my God, that smells so good.

That's the dumbest looking dog I've ever

seen. Its head looks like a cupcake.

I did 2 lessons of kung fu.

My mum— no, my sister's friend's mum's

boyfriend did a kung fu Um,

what's it called? He had like a kung fu

school where he taught kung fu,

and we did like 2 lessons

of stances and punching the air.

It was so useful.

Wow, these buildings are big. Imagine

you're a Japanese kid, you grow up here,

live here, play in the park, go to school,

watch anime, eat ramen,

and there's like millions of fat white

weebs fantasizing that lifestyle whilst

they all live here fantasizing living in

the British countryside.

You hate dogs too? Yeah, I hate dogs apart

from some dogs like Shiba Inus. They're

cute. Labradors are quite cute because

they're very soppy, not aggressive. I hate

little Chihuahuas and those little yappy

dogs. Kick it in the face.

Bark at me. Who do you think you

are? If it wasn't for my people, you

wouldn't have all the nice food and comfy

living you'd have. You should learn some

respect for the master race.

Stupid dog,

bark at me. Dogs get to

live a luxury life, not like a wild

animal. Thanks to us humans. Then they got

the nerve to bark at me. I didn't even do

anything wrong.

I don't trust people who don't like dogs.

I like nice dogs. I don't like dogs that

bark at me and attack me for nothing.

Don't like dogs barking all the time at

nothing. They just stand at the roadside

barking at people walking past. It's

annoying. What are you barking at?

Just— can't you see I'm just walking past?

I'm not like trying to invade your owner's

house. There was this dog on the way back

home from school always used to chase me.

It was in the garden behind the gate, but

the fence— it wasn't really a fence, more

like a bush— it was kind of partially

visible. So as I walked past, it would

chase me along the bush barking at me.

Scary. And then my friend's dog bit my

ankle. He had these 2 massive Rottweilers,

scary big black dogs.

When I go over to his house to play, they

would all jump at me, sniff my crotch.

Whatever you say, you will never move on

from Chihiro and you will always love her.

She's your first big relationship and

that's how we are. No matter how toxic the

relationship was, you will never move on

from her. That's just how it is. You can't

lie to us. Your words, not mine.

I love only The Thai girl.

I like cats, very relaxed and peaceful.

Is there a police car outside this

apartment building, or is it a police

station? I wonder what company makes the

police cars. I bet it's Toyota.

I don't understand how people hate cats.

How can you hate such a peaceful, quiet,

deadly killing machine?

Uh, yeah, walk past Suzuki.

Suzuki Yamamoto.

Cats are great and they're all— well,

99% of them are cute apart from the

hairless ones and the fat-faced,

fat-faced fat ones. Don't like those.

I don't like the hairless ones, they look

like a ballsack. Cats need fur.

Well, all animals need fur. You ever seen

an animal that has no fur and looks cute?

Uh, some African animals don't have fur—

rhinos, elephants,

hippos— but they don't look cute.

God, I'm tired.

Why am I going this way but the train goes

that way?

Wow, thanks. Let's be honest, you are a

cat in a human body.

I'm an alpha male in

an incel's body dying to

burst out. So I walked this track before

in 2019 after the horrific Hong Kong guy

incident when I bashed my computer gaming

chair against the wall and stormed out,

headed straight for Amagasaki.

I walked here following the train tracks,

and I was phoning my sister telling her

about it. And then I got to Amagasaki

Station and I sat down on the bench and I

did a livestream bitching about the Hong

Kong guy. Had like 800 viewers and

everyone was just shitting on me saying,

Daniel, it's your fault, go back and

apologize, she's his friend, she can meet

anyone she wants. It's so annoying.

Stupid idiots.

Chihiro can meet anyone she likes.

They're just friends, Daniel. She can have

friends. He invited you too. Oh my God,

my viewers were so annoying back then.

All those idiots. Yeah, fuck them.

Old viewers who don't watch anymore, this

is what I say to you. Screw you.

And they're not here to see it, so I can

say anything I want. Uh-huh.

God, I wish I could just reach out to all

those people who stopped watching me and

just give them a massive fuck you.

That would be so nice.

Teach you to start watching my channel.

You'll rue the day you ditched hiding in

my room.

Oh my God, I'm hungry.

Oh wow, Daniel is now at the Guest at J&F

House Kansai 2, located in 4 Chome 3-10

Minami Mukunosu, Amagasaki. Yogo 661 0033,

Japan. And I heard he wants to steal

packages again, so he should be reported.

The guest can be contacted on their

website. I did see some juicy packages at

the entrance, but I'm not gonna do that.

I'm a changed man.

Stupid bikes, can they ride in a single

file or ride on the road? Why do

I have to get out of the way, stupid

bikes?

Yeah, I'm gonna go

through my subscriber list, write down

everyone who's subscribed, track their IP

address, send them a letter that says fuck

you from Daniel. Oh look, vending machine

food! Ice was looking for these for ages

yesterday. What do they sell?

Harami. You say your words, not mine, but

look, you only went back to that place for

the memories. You long for her and want to

revive these moments. And why being so

angry at your old viewer? I used to watch

you back then and your viewer didn't

change. You changed. Oh, thanks. I'm not

angry. And yeah, I'm trying to revive old

memories, but you're not

obviously still watch, so you're not the

people who don't watch. ¥1,000 for

vending machine beef.

Hmm, what is it, like a bento?

I'd only buy this because I think it could

go viral as a clip, but it's not gonna go

viral, is it? So I can't be bothered. My

eating whale video didn't even get more

than a couple thousand views. Rubbish.

Can I cross the fucking road? It's green.

Fucking cars. Oh my God,

what the fuck are you doing? Fucking

green, why are they going? Stupid fucking

idiots. Just wanna run me over.

Can't even learn to drive. That car

was like about to run me over. The light

is green, it means I'm allowed to cross

and you have to stop, bitch.

Stupid fucking idiot.

Can't even drive a car.

Japanese driving laws suck. In the UK, if

the crossing light is green, the cars have

to stop. Not trying to push their way

through.

I think Japanese drivers are not great

either. For example, last year when I was

riding the bicycle, they kept parking

their cars right at the stop sign, at the

traffic lights, so I had to go around the

stopped parked car on the traffic lights

whilst all the other traffic was trying to

go. It was kind of dangerous.

I'm trying to cross the road here and all

these stupid cars are like desperately

trying to drive through it.

It doesn't make any sense because when

they're walking they all stop. At the red

light even if there's no cars around

because they don't want to jaywalk, but

then when they're crossing at the road and

even though the light's red for them,

they still try and cross it.

So why are they so well behaved

when they're walking but when they drive

they don't care? Yeah,

exactly, that's what I thought. Should I

steal that helmet?

In the UK, if you tried to drive over a

pedestrian crossing whilst it was red,

you'd get nutted by the police.

Was that a cat?

Oh, I'm really running out of energy here.

Maybe we'll get energy drink.

Oh, my back's killing me. Oh, it's all

just disgusting canned coffee. Where are

the energy drinks? Family Mart.

What is that? 20 milligrams of CBD?

Is that weed? Relaxu style?

Yeah, I would like to. ¥500?

What? Should I get it?

That's freaking expensive. A drink is like

¥100 and then ¥500.

I got a ¥500 coin. I can't believe they're

selling marijuana drinks in a vending

machine for a country that hates drugs

so much. Why not?

What? It spat my coin back out.

What? Why won't it take it?

Oh, I'm just like ice beside him. What?

That's so stupid.

Okay, I'll try a ¥1,000 bill.

I really want to try the CBD drink.

It's not going in. Ah,

yes, full.

CBDX. Wow. I've looked it

up and Japanese law allows adult adoption.

If Blood Bucket adopts you as her adult

son, you get automatic Japanese

citizenship.

Please adopt me.

Look, it's got 20 milligrams of CBD.

Someone tell Ice, he'll love it.

Maybe I'll sit here and try it.

No, oh no,

oh my back, oh my back's killing me.

The can is so plain, it's just silver.

Did you get the change? Yep, it dropped

out ¥500.

Time to relax.

Uh, tastes weird.

Tastes like shampoo.

Oh,

it's like someone diluted shampoo with

water.

Should I buy 10? Then I have 200

milligrams.

Well, I'm skinny and I've got an empty

stomach, so it might be more effective on

me.

I can't believe this drink cost ¥500. I

feel scammed.

500 yuan.

Why are

there kids biking around? It's 8 PM.

I hate

it when

Japanese kids say "sa" all the time. An o

sa, n anka sa, as ita wa sa.

学 校 に 行 って さ、 友 達 が さ、 この

間 さ、 なんか 言 って さ。 Shut the fuck up.

Speak like a normal person.

It's basically the English equivalent— I

mean, the Japanese equivalent of like.

It's like, I went to school and then my

friend said, like, what are you doing

tomorrow? Like, what are you doing now?

And then I said, it's like, you know,

whatever.

Sa is just like, like, it's like when

you say like all the time.

Basically,

it's when people suck at talking and they

go use a filler word every 2 seconds.

But if you want to sound more native,

it's quite good if you know how to use it.

I don't really use it. I don't like it.

It sounds very dumb.

I don't really feel relaxed. No, I feel

like I need the toilet.

See, there are bins in Japan behind the

vending machine.

Not recommended. Five hundred yen well

waste. It's not even an energy

drink, is it? Try to get a Red Bull.

When are you seeing British girl next? I

think she said April that we could meet.

私はダニエルと千尋の歩く外科版スキデス。 One

day Danielo Chihiro ni moda sekusu shite

kudasī. I wonder if Japanese people

understand that. No, it said sexu shite.

Try and spell it so it would read out in a

way that Japanese people would understand

Sexu.

Sexu style.

Please, sexu kudasai.

Don't really feel any different.

20 milligrams CBD.

Oh my God, I'm back at the river.

I wish Ice would learn sex with state,

and then he just randomly says it to

people. Well, at least someone teach. Him

ecchi, so he goes around saying ecchi to

girls. He should learn a few basic words

because that would get a giggle out of

Like, um, I want is very basic grammar and

easy to learn. You just say shittai or

yaritai.

So if he wants to get some funny reactions

out of Japanese people, he could just

learn 5 new words. That would be pretty

funny. Like, I don't know, chin chin.

I loved seeing you in that shirt, jeans,

top, briefs last night. X, do you think I

would look better in a skirt or tight

jeans? Did I tell you what I call my

boobs? Last night I had the wildest dream

and you were in it. I can't stop thinking

about you. Wow, so kind.

What they have here? Bubble tea.

Oh, milk tea.

My girlfriend says she doesn't like the

food food in America. She said it's hard

to get crab, and she misses Thai bubble

tea, and she misses Thai food.

Now you know how I feel being stuck in

Thailand for nearly 2 years.

Can't buy chicken feet in Washington.

Come on guys, where can you get some nice

fresh chicken feet in Washington, DC?

And some grain— I mean crab brains,

crab guts, and chicken feet. She's feeling

homesick.

I didn't like any of the Thai food.

It's all weird. Apart from that thing,

you get lime,

peanuts— what else was it? It's like you

get a bunch of little things and you wrap

it in a green leaf. It's like a waxy basil

leaf or something. What's in here?

I want a hot drink. I'm cold now.

Yeah, that's quite nice. Like, um, little

bits of lime, peanuts,

shredded dried coconut,

and then you wrap it in a green leaf.

Self-service laundry. Oh, dirty panties.

Don't mind if I do. I need to do laundry

tomorrow. Oh my God,

I'm just like walking around Chiro's

neighborhood in the dark streaming.

You're not creepy at all. She could join

me if she wants.

Japanese cars, they sound like spaceships.

I think I burned 700 calories today.

Oh, is that a Yoshinoya?

Hmm, I would like a nice cozy restaurant.

Don't like Matsuyo Yoshinoya with the bar

stool things.

Oh, Baskin-Robbins. Yes, I want a cold ice

cream.

Yoshinoya. Oh wow, thanks Blood Bucket,

very generous. Konnichiwa.

Yeah, I walked this way yesterday.

Don't need Google Maps.

Chihiro is probably back home now. Don't

need to worry.

Oh, my back. That hurts.

I'm so excited about our date tonight. If

you play your cards right, then you are

going to love what I've got planned for