my apology to my ex wife

Testing.

Testing.

Hello.

Why'd you get to see him?

Um, does he ever come back home to— for

the holidays?

I can't talk loud.

American guy is teaching, but I'm gonna

head out in a few minutes.

Bear with me,

guys.

I think I saw Jiro yesterday.

I swear it was her.

I don't know, I'm pretty sure it was her.

Don't tell her.

Don't tell her, okay?

This is creepy.

Why is it creepy?

It's not my fault.

It was just coincidence.

No, I'm not gonna go up to her.

She'd whack me.

She'd be like,

"お前どうやって撮ってたよろ?どうやって撮ってたよろ?"

Okay.

I've got this new plan to make sure the

stream doesn't disconnect.

I'm gonna use bonding

with my SIM card.

The SIM card still has 10 gigabytes.

Oh, the SIM card still has 10 gigabytes

left on it, and I'll use it as backup in

case the pocket Wi-Fi goes down.

I think it would work.

I

wonder where Hong Kong guy is.

Uh, I'm just going to get ready.

I can't talk much cuz American guy's here.

Shut down the computer first.

Everything's good.

Yep.

So, got battery bank, pocket Wi-Fi.

Make sure that's charging.

Surprised you're not watching the cycle on

stream.

What, Connors?

I watched a bit this morning, the VOD.

So it seems like they're doing about 90

kilometers a day.

They've got a goal at the bottom.

It says 90 kilometers, and then they got

to Hofu Station.

So Osaka's like 500 kilometers away, so

it's going to take them like 5 days, I

think, at this rate.

Chris looks so fat.

I don't know if the pocket Wi-Fi is

overheating.

That's why it's dropping connections.

Why do you care about being quiet for

American Guy?

Because I don't like it when people can

hear me talk.

Yeah, I know it's weird, but I just— I

don't like it if people can hear me

talking.

I feel embarrassed.

I don't know how people just talk like

that without being embarrassed.

It's embarrassing, people would hear you

talk.

Okay, I got the GoPro mount as well,

so I might get a bicycle.

Got this.

I might get a bicycle.

What's the plan for today?

I'm thinking we cycle to Corbet.

Or we walk there.

If we walk, it will take 4 hours.

If we bike, it will take 1 hour.

It's funny because the train takes 50

minutes, but biking takes 1 hour 20

minutes.

Hmm, we'll go out and see.

Are you worried people outside can

understand you when you livestream?

Not really, but if I walk past white

people, I usually stop talking.

Do you think those kids are gonna like

track me down or something?

Don't you want to meet girls from Bumble?

No, got a girlfriend.

And even if I wanted to, I can't.

I would have to buy,

uh,

I think I need a new phone or something.

And, um, Bumble have recently changed, so

when you put in the verification phone

number they phone the number and you got

to answer the phone and enter the digits.

So I would need a new phone number

and then I'll probably get banned within 2

days, so I can't be bothered.

Okay, what else do I need?

I

think I'm ready.

Got my wallet.

Oh, where's my key?

Okay, let's go.

Uh, maybe I'll go downstairs.

I can finally talk normally.

Looks like a nice day.

I could go to the top.

I wonder if there's a roof.

Seeing a clip of suspenders on your

subreddit.

What, mine?

Why would my subreddit care about

suspenders?

What did he do?

I don't look at my subreddit because I get

annoyed because they're stupid.

I'm sitting in the car.

Okay, so to get to Corbett, uh, go that

way.

You pay $700 a month for the room?

No, more like $400.

I've got to go west.

Open compass.

We'll go— yeah, we'll go that way.

Okay,

we got 20 km and then maybe I'll bike back

or get the train back, or I might bike

halfway.

Why is the door open?

Turn this way.

Weather's not nice recently, it's very

windy.

It's like windy and I don't know, it's a

weird feeling to the atmosphere.

Was this guy actually married?

Yep.

I can't believe you, you can get divorced

without the consent of the other partner.

Don't you think that's kind of weird?

I thought you couldn't get divorced unless

both parties agreed to it.

So I don't know what she did because she

showed me some document saying we were

divorced.

Yeah, I think Sunny said it's spring

break.

That's why you got these hooligans hanging

around.

Now I notice more and more hooligans with

the drip, the American drip.

They were wearing Supreme.

Did you— got these hooligans riding around

bikes.

No wonder Japan's falling apart.

The youth these days,

not like how they used to be.

All they do is sit around,

good-for-nothings.

Well, I had a break yesterday from the

drama.

So I was feeling kind of scared yesterday.

That was kind of traumatic.

I feel a bit scared of Japanese men now.

They look scary now.

The weird thing is they look nice, but

then they've got fangs, like they've got

teeth,

which is kind of confusing because usually

you think, oh, Japanese guy is timid, very

reserved, and then you come across people

like that and you think Well, they're not

actually.

They just seem reserved, but when they

need to, they bring out the fangs.

In the UK, people look rough, so you

expect them to be rough, but here they

don't really look rough,

but they can be.

So what did that suspenders guy say?

So is it going to be windy the whole way?

I don't get why the wind just keeps

blowing endlessly.

It was windy yesterday.

I was sitting outside Osaka Station

yesterday and it was non-stop wind.

So today we're going to talk about my

regrets, maybe my ex-wife, and the

Japanese hooligans.

But I still don't know what Suspender

said.

Why'd you bring him up and then you don't

explain what he said?

Oh my God, it's so windy.

Ah, oh, that's the hooligans.

The wind's blowing against me as well, so

if I got a bike, I'd be pedaling harder.

I don't know if I'd go all the way to

Corbet unless the weather gets a bit

better.

I'll just walk in a straight line for like

3 hours and then turn around.

I don't really care about my hair.

I'm worried about the sound, if it sounds

annoying.

Okay, maybe I'll cross the road.

I'm kind of nervous now people think I'm

like a creep filming.

I think it's pretty obvious I'm a

YouTuber.

Look, I'm walking around with a tripod, a

selfie stick, and I'm talking.

I don't understand why they didn't just

automatically think I was a

YouTuber instead of a pedo.

But why are there so many kids around?

I don't want the attention, really.

People get excited when they see a

YouTuber.

It's kind of annoying.

Oh, thanks, Blood Bucket.

Uh, what's up for today?

I want to go to Corbett.

Maybe I'll get a bicycle, I don't know.

You have the look.

Yeah, because I'm nervous, so I look

creepy because I look nervous.

I guess

I should have like a t-shirt saying I'm a

YouTuber.

YouTuber, not a pedo.

Calm down, idiots.

If I was like a pedo, why'd I walk around

with a massive selfie stick?

I'd try and hide the camera, wouldn't I?

I'll just hold it up.

Oh yeah, I'm the world's greatest pedo

video filmer with my massive camera.

Looks like a ping pong bat holding it up

in front of my face.

If I was really gonna like try and get

girl pics I'll try and do it a bit more

discreetly.

Stupid idiots.

Brains.

Yesterday I went to Osaka Castle and then

I went to Yodobashi Camera and I sat in

there for like an hour and then I went to

Sushiro,

had some sushi.

How's my boy Daniel?

Oh, thanks.

I'm recovering from the drama, but still a

bit shaky.

I need to rebuild my confidence.

Yeah, I went to Sushiro.

It was nice because you just go in there,

press the button, eat, press the other

button, pay, go out.

No talking.

I had about 10 plates.

It's funny because the sushi row here is

more expensive than the

one—

oh wow, it's like

Yu-Gi-Oh!

Can we expect more Daniel versus Japanese

lads?

Yeah, I should do a dono goal.

$500, I go up to some

delinquents and point my camera at them,

see what happens.

God, it's so windy.

Is it really loud?

I'll try and shield the mic.

Maybe I need a little wind buff.

Yeah, I don't really know what to do

anymore.

I've been to all the nostalgic places.

I met some viewers, I hung out with some

people, got into a scrap.

What else can I do now?

I thought Chihiro might provide some

content, but she's not biting.

I think I saw her yesterday though in

Osaka.

I think she's scared.

I think she's like coming home really

late.

Because she's scared to be at home now.

It's just a theory,

not got any evidence to back it up.

I think she's scared to come home because

she knows I'm like prowling the area.

What do you think?

I bet she saw that I bumped into Atsushi

and she's like, oh crap, what if he bumps

into

me.

I thought Osaka was big enough for it to

be extremely unlikely to bump into anyone,

and then I just bumped into him.

Oh wow, thanks Yu-Gi-Oh!

Did you hang out with Sunny yesterday?

No, I think we're gonna meet on Friday.

I think Chris and Connor won't be in Osaka

until Maybe Sunday, because they're about—

they're in Hofu Station near Yamaguchi or

Yamagata, I forgot.

It took them a whole day to cycle about 90

kilometers.

So if it's about 450 kilometers away and

they do about 90 kilometers a day, They're

doing about 10 kilometers per hour average

speed.

It'll take them like 5, 6 days, wouldn't

it?

They're also not non-stop cycling.

They get off the bike and they stand

around for a bit chatting, and then they

visit some sites of interest.

So they're only doing about 5 hours

cycling, I think, with some eating and

stopping.

This weather kind of sucks for cycling.

It's really windy.

You lost the good life in Japan.

Well, in the slums

surrounded by delinquents.

I swear there didn't used to be so many

delinquents when I was married.

I'm seeing them everywhere now.

They look weird.

They've got like blonde dyed hair, big

baggy trousers, weird jewelry.

Some of them look like they're dressed as

women or something,

and they're probably like 18 or 19.

They think they look cool.

I think I can cross.

Can I cross?

Yeah.

I don't know, I feel really conflicted if

I feel regrets or I felt like I made the

right decision leaving.

I really don't know,

like right now I feel kind of

Sad, maybe.

But if I stayed here, I would feel sad as

well, feeling like, oh, I lost all these

opportunities because I'm stuck here.

It's really hard making decisions in life

because you don't know which one's gonna

make you happier.

Let's see if I'm going the right way.

Yeah, it's basically just follow this

road.

What opportunities, like meeting different

people, experiencing different countries.

A lot of stuff was only possible to happen

just because I left the marriage.

I thought staying in Japan married was

like a dead end for my channel, but then

the channel died anyway, because then I

could say at least, well, my channel died,

but at least I'm still in Japan and still

married.

Now I can't say I got anything.

I'm not married, don't have visa, don't

even have my channel.

I mean, I got the channel, but it's like a

shadow of what it once was.

From 30K views down to 3K views average.

Oh well,

could have had a great life in Japan.

I don't know, maybe there would have been

more content if I would just stayed

married and me and Shiro did more.

Well, I don't know what else we could have

done.

Like, imagine 5 years in Japan married.

We would have run out of stuff to do.

Could have gone all over Japan.

Then what?

If there was no drama, people would have

lost interest.

But if there was drama, Chihiro would have

gotten fed up and divorced me anyway.

So it's like a lose-lose.

Wait, I need to turn up the brightness.

I can't see my screen.

I feel like March has been pretty good for

the channel.

Yeah, it's been great.

I've made like $2,400 in March thanks to

all the streaming and the PayPal donos.

Um, but the views haven't gone up much.

It's like the same views apart from the

Sunny and Blood Bucket stream which got

7K.

Sora the Troll ones kind of peaked at 4K.

Oh, excuse me.

I'm just like capping out at 4K views.

If I get lucky, maybe 5K.

I can't get 10K anymore.

I just— I can't.

I could probably like sleep with Sunny and

still not get 10K.

So I don't know.

I think even if Chihiro made an

appearance, it wouldn't even get 10K.

I think the only shot at 10K would be

Chihiro, and but then even then I don't

think I would get 10K.

Save money for tax this year.

I don't have to pay taxes this year

because I was in Thailand pretty much the

whole time.

And I only made £13,500, so I've only got

to pay taxes on £1,000.

So my taxes owed— I mean, if they, if they

still say you are still tax resident of

the UK, which I can't believe they could

because I wasn't even in the UK for one

day, so I would have to pay tax on the

£1,000 that's over the threshold.

Up to £12,500.

So that'd be like £100, wouldn't it?

If you've had a great end to March, does

that give you an idea what viewers want?

Yeah, they want me to stream with women.

I need someone like Sunny to stream with

and do stuff.

But it's hard because I can't keep asking

her to come here every week.

She's got her own life.

And really, I need to find a way to do it

by myself and then a sprinkling of people

here and there.

Unless I just like go into social areas

and I Force it, try and get people on

camera and get them to talk.

But I'm kind of scared of that.

They'll be like, stop filming me.

You can go to her.

Yeah, I'll go halfway.

Go to Kyoto.

Sakura is starting to come out, but the

weather still sucks.

So I'm at this river here.

Came here a few times to make some videos.

I don't get it, how's the wind blowing at

me when there's this massive embankment

blocking the

front of me?

I used to come here when I pretended me

and Chihiro broke up because I had to film

outside.

It took ages.

How long I streamed?

I streamed like 30 minutes now.

It took me 20 minutes to get here, so I

had to walk all the way here just to film

a video so people wouldn't realize I'm

still living with her.

Such a pain in the backside.

You know, back then I should have just

streamed like I'm doing now.

I would have made more money, but I

thought, yeah, I'll focus on the videos.

Too much streaming will kill the channel.

Even if I got 40K views back then, I just

made like maybe $100.

If I just streamed instead, I probably

could have made more.

Um, well, it's a nice view here.

This river is kind of bare compared to the

Yodogawa.

All you have are these old sad memories.

They're not sad memories, they're happy

memories.

That's why I came back,

although they make me a bit sad.

So here's another river.

Oh my God, this is the river I just

remembered now, we came here shortly after

getting married.

I don't know if you remember, we were on

those— it's like a pebble beach, not

really a beach.

The tide of the river gets really low so

you can walk basically on it, and then

there was a football and I was floating

the football down the river, and me and

Jahiro were messing around on the beach.

I don't know if you remember it.

This river's really dried up.

Look how dry it looks.

And then I remember going back, we were

crossing over the bridge.

And I was kind of freaking out because I

actually got married.

And I was like, oh my God, I can't believe

I'm actually married now.

And I kept saying to myself, I made my

bed, now I've got to sleep in it.

I made my bed, now I've got to sleep in

it.

I made my bed.

I felt like, was it really

wise to get married?

I guess I'm stuck now.

I remember walking over some bridge here

as we went back home.

Maybe it was this bridge.

That must have been like 2018, 2018 March

or something.

Yeah, I think we came here and we were

chucking stuff into the water and watching

it float down.

If— what if those hooligans did something

to Sunny?

Well, I think Sunny is lucky because she

looks completely white, which gives her

the gaijin card.

My problem is I think Japanese people

think I'm Japanese, so they don't give me

the same luxury until I start talking

English.

When I break out the terrible Japanese,

then they realize, oh, he's not Japanese,

and they give me a break.

I think if you look Japanese— I don't

know, I used to like Japan because I

looked Japanese and I fit in.

I didn't draw attention.

But now I'm like drawing attention because

I look like a creepy Japanese weirdo

filming,

so I gotta start talking English quickly

to break out the gaijin card.

Oh hey, Sunny.

So when we gonna meet?

Friday.

I

was gonna ride a bicycle, but the weather

sucks.

So windy.

Why

is it so windy?

I don't know if there's anything

interesting in Corby.

They've got Chinatown and a tower.

This weather sucks.

It's always either really windy or it's

raining or it's really sunny and then you

get sunburnt.

Why is the weather so extreme here?

Today's rubbish.

I think I also look kind of like, like a

Japanese young guy with my clothing.

My jeans, I don't know, my— maybe my jeans

make me look like a kid.

The most terrifying thing is when you see

a gang of boys.

I love it when you see a group of people

and there's a woman with them,

or like an old woman, because then you

know they're going to be well behaved.

When you, when you've got like a gang of

boys, teenage boys, it's the worst.

I think let's just ban groups of

2 or more boys can't group together.

If I was the king of the world, I would

make a rule, a law.

It was— it's illegal for a group of 2 or

more teenage boys to gather unless

accompanied by a woman.

The woman always makes it, you know,

detoxifies the masculinity.

You get a bunch of guys, like the toxic

masculinity just goes out the window.

There's a bunch of guys, better point the

camera away.

They're like baseball Yankees, they're the

worst.

The baseball Yankees, I hate them.

Their shaved heads,

stupid brown skin.

They're the worst.

Who's worse?

Like the The Yakuza delinquents or the

baseball kids?

Who would win in a fight?

I think they gather around the river

because they practice baseball there.

Ah, wind stopped a bit.

Never seen a 34-year-old man get bullied

by a group of youth.

Well, the problem is I don't look like a

man.

If I look like a manly man, they wouldn't

have even come up to me.

That's why I hate being me sometimes.

I look like a boy, not a man.

And I don't think going to the gym would

help because I'm literally wearing like 4

layers of clothing.

4 layers of clothing

is the equivalent of how many layers of

muscle, because I could be ripped under

this, you wouldn't know.

I think it's my face.

My skinny legs and my face kind of makes

me look like a boy.

I got a soft, soft look.

Maybe if I shave my head or something.

Like hardened up my look, shaved my head,

and so I look crazy.

People won't pester me.

Grow some facial hair.

我們動画撮ってた呀。 I hate his tone.

His tone is so annoying.

Yeah, whatever, just move on.

Can't let it bring me down.

Your fit screams beat me up.

Why?

I'm just wearing jeans.

I

was wearing jeans and a blue kind of

fleece.

We've got about 4 hours to Kobe.

Oh, it's green.

Maybe we get the train halfway.

It's not a nice day to walk a long way.

Or maybe the wind eventually stops.

Are you walking to Corbett?

Yeah, it's only 20 kilometers.

Why is it when it's a windy day, it's

windy all day for days upon days?

It doesn't just blow a bit and then stop.

It blows all day.

And it's blowing against me, not behind

me.

You really love walking.

Well, I'd rather just find a nice quiet

place and sit there.

But, um, I don't know where— the river.

I used to like sitting at the river, but

now Atsushi patrols it.

I can't sit in my room because American

guy is teaching English all freaking day.

How does he stand it?

It's so boring.

Talk to all these new students, say the

same thing over and over again.

I've heard him do like a self-introduction

about 5 times now,

so I know all his backstory because I

heard it through the wall.

Like, he's lived in Japan 2 years, he's

been doing the English course, teaching

course, for 1 year and a half.

He also likes to play video games and

shout the word cunt when he's losing.

I know way too much about him.

It's called having a job.

Yeah, boring.

Oh my God, they suck.

It's like typhoon is coming or something.

Did you make friends at the guest house?

No,

not really.

I went to the living room but there was no

one there,

just one Indian guy cooking some Indian

food.

Why do Indian people always eat Indian

food?

They don't eat anything else.

You ever see an Indian person just eat a

sandwich?

I mean, I'm English, but I don't only eat

English food.

I get bored of it.

They never get bored of it.

It's like they're addicted to it or

something.

Why don't you teach English online?

Teaching you guys about life in Japan.

It's windy and it sucks.

We need a new character called Windy, and

then she can meet Sunny,

and then we'll have another one called

Rainy.

It's not Indian food to him, it's just

food.

I'm hungry now I'm talking about Indian

food.

I feel jealous seeing, uh, Connor and

Chris streaming and then Japanese kids

like waving at them cuz they see them and

they're like, obviously YouTuber.

They just look like YouTubers, tall white

men.

I look like a weirdo.

Why do I look like a weirdo?

I don't get it.

Do I look like a

weirdo?

Do

you think I look like a weirdo?

Is it— maybe it's my hair.

Did you work out where they are?

Yeah, they finished the first day.

They did about 90 kilometers.

They got to Hofu Station.

Oh my God, they got to Hofu.

Now they're heading east, so they'll

probably get to— is it Hiroshima?

Hiroshima, Okayama, Himeji, Kobe would be

along the way.

I haven't seen any guests.

I think maybe Pete will be showing next,

and then Garnt, and then I think they'll

meet PewDiePie after Osaka.

I don't think PewDiePie is going to go too

far from Tokyo.

Can you do something meaningful?

Like what?

Go into Osaka again, just walk around

Dotonbori.

I don't know what to do.

I'm meeting Blood Bucket tomorrow to go to

a bar.

I don't know if I'll stream it,

it might be too sexy.

I hope you can hear my voice okay through

the wind.

I'm trying to project it.

Do you remember Ice trying to teach me how

to project my voice?

I do the opposite of projecting my voice.

I— what's the opposite of project?

Reject?

I make it so my voice doesn't travel, so

people can't hear what I'm saying.

What kind of bar?

A domi natri x bar.

She said I probably can't film the other

customers or we'll get in trouble.

There's no sound.

What?

Damn, the road to Corbett is really

boring.

Maybe we can take a detour, go along the

sea, but then it'll be even windier.

This is probably the most boring street

I've ever seen.

I could ride a bike along this pretty

easily, but there's not any kind of

motorway.

Rent a girlfriend in Japan?

Everyone's done that, it's not

interesting.

And then I think you have to be Japanese.

Lease or have a Japanese person help you

rent it.

I don't want to do it.

It's stupid.

What's the point?

Why would you pay money just to hang out

with a girl

when you could pay money to do it?

I like it when I stream and I just talk.

Social interaction is

okay.

I don't really want to do it though.

Like when I was with that Momo guy,

I felt so bored.

Having to make conversation.

I couldn't talk to the chat, couldn't go

on my philosophical rants and ramblings.

It's just like, oh, how long are you in

Japan?

What's your favorite food?

The conversation is really surface level.

I can't really talk about what I want to

talk about.

I don't like it when I can't talk about

what I want to talk about.

Get bored.

Did Thai girlfriend cry after watching

Hooligans?

She didn't even ask me about it.

I don't even know if she saw it.

We phoned before this stream.

She kept asking me silly questions like,

are we gonna get married?

Are we gonna have kids?

I don't know, maybe.

Depends what happens.

She said, what's our future?

I said, I don't know, can't predict the

future.

Sorry, if I could, then I'd buy a lottery

ticket.

And be rich.

I said, I don't know, just see what

happens, take it from there, whatever.

Getting bitten annoyed with all these

weird questions.

She keeps asking me if I— what have I

planned for the future.

Imagine thinking I planned for the future.

I only plan today.

I mean, I barely planned for today.

My plan for today is I just walk in a

straight line until we get to Corbet.

Oh God, the wind.

How am I supposed to plan for the future?

Yes, by age 37 I want to be married, and

then by age 39 I want 5 kids with 2

different women, and I want a house in

Japan.

What's the point saying it?

It doesn't mean it's gonna happen.

By age 40 I want 1 million subscribers and

$500,000 in stocks and bonds.

Just do it.

There's no point planning it and writing

it down.

I think it's a waste of time.

It's like making a New Year's resolution.

What's the point?

I just see where life takes me.

Plan my career.

Yes, by next year I want 200,000 subs and

I want sponsorship deal with G Fuel and

I'm gonna make walking in Japan streams

doing nothing.

I'm hungry.

Maybe I hitchhike to Corbett.

Oh my God, like homeless person.

I think I'm gonna stand here for 2 seconds

to let this person stop walking next to me

because that's really annoying.

She's trying to get you to fight for her,

but you're not biting.

Yeah, I don't know what she wants me to

do, like beg her.

I'm busy working,

working the streets.

She said, if I break up with you, are you

okay?

I said,

maybe.

I said, no.

And then she said, I think you'll be okay,

you'll just find a new girl to have sex

with.

And I said, yeah, I guess, but be a bit

sad and miss you.

I mean,

I'm not going to go celibate just because

you've dumped me.

Obviously I'm going to find a new person

to have sex with.

Why would I not?

Stupid question, isn't it?

I'm gonna chop off my willy if you dump

me.

I'm gonna become a woman.

Just beeping.

She's going to dump you.

She said, if I dump you, what will you do?

I said, I don't know, it's up to you.

What am I supposed to do about it?

Wow, look at that bike trailer.

Hard to eat spaghetti in Japan when there

is ramen.

Don't you think spaghetti is just like

ramen though?

You boil it in water and then you add

sauce.

It's literally the same.

What's the difference between spaghetti

and ramen apart from spaghetti is not in a

soup?

But you cook it the same way.

You've got hard sticks and then they

become soft with when you boil it.

Spaghetti is basically just Italy's

version of ramen, but with like a dry soup

instead of a wet soup.

Hey, remember when James, Canadian guy, 7

years ago said, let's go get gyudon, it's

so amazing?

And I said, isn't gyudon just like a load

of beef on rice?

What's so good about it?

And he was like, I'm gonna punch you.

Oh, was it ramen?

I think I said something like ramen is

just noodles in salty water.

James was funny.

I love dissing Japanese food.

It's funny.

Like, sashimi is just sushi, but they were

too lazy to put it on rice.

Like lazy sushi.

Me and Sunny will livestream my sister's

wedding.

Do you think my sister will let me

livestream the garden buffet?

Come on, let me film something.

It's interesting.

No,

I think my sister to be mad because her

friends and stuff will be there and they,

they won't want to be on camera.

Look, they got 3 people— oh my God, they

got 5 people assisting cars in and out of

the car park, but they couldn't even put

one security guard at the mall to stop me

from getting beaten up.

So these 2 are not even doing anything.

Japan is

ridiculous.

Look at that, 5 people.

What a waste of money.

Why do they need 2 people at each exit?

You've got 2 over there, you've got 2

there, and you've got 1 there.

There's barely any traffic.

Oh well, thanks.

Are you disappointed I didn't get you beef

pot noodles?

Uh, chicken and mushroom's okay.

Can I have some?

When are we— are we going to meet

tomorrow?

Where are we going to meet?

Can you bring the pot noodle?

I got some Japanese hot noodle.

I want to see what it tastes like.

Well, if you couldn't get beef, that's

fine.

I think people do like chicken and

mushroom more, that's why it's more

available.

But I personally like the beef.

Now I'm getting déjà vu when that Hong

Kong woman came and brought pot noodle

from— where did she live?

Hong Kong.

Yeah, Hong Kong.

She brought pot noodle from Hong Kong and

she books an Airbnb right next to where me

and Chihiro lived.

It's weird.

Well, not right next, it took me like 15

minutes to walk there.

I took the pot noodle, I put it in the bin

because I couldn't bring it back.

Can we get pot noodle in Japan?

I think Blood Bucket ordered it on Amazon

overseas.

Oh wow, are you disappointed that I didn't

get you beef pot noodles?

No, I Very happy.

Did you try one?

You're not going to give it all to me, are

you?

You should try one too.

I don't think those troll donators are

awake yet.

Not getting any PayPals.

Probably in like 5 hours they'll be up.

Those PayPal donos really saving me cuz I

don't get the YouTube money until the end

of next month.

The PayPal donors are like sustaining me.

Oh my God, it's so windy.

Help me, Chihira, I'm dying.

I think if we avoid shopping centers and

arcades,

then it will reduce the chance of bumping

into delinquents, cuz they're never going

to come here.

It's just a boring road.

This is where nice people are— old men,

old women, families.

Don't like seeing delinquents hanging

around.

They should look Send them off to the

military or something.

I think Korea has the right idea with the

military—2 years military.

Turn them into proper men.

You shouldn't have young guys just sitting

around doing nothing,

caked in makeup.

You know your society's kind of failed

when you see that.

I think China's got the right idea.

If I was the leader of a country, I'd like

outlaw

delinquents,

send them off to the army.

I wish I was the leader of a country.

I think it'd be a great country, don't

you?

I would ban

I'd ban everything,

like stream— I mean, only I can stream,

but I'd ban everyone else from streaming

because they got to get a real job.

I mean, I'd be the leader of the country,

I wouldn't even need to stream, I'd just

get all the tax money.

I'd ban swearing as well.

You swear, you have to to pay a fine.

And I'd ban delinquents from existing.

I'll just ban everything.

Give me 2 chicken and mushrooms, I'll give

Sunny one when we meet.

Sunny, when can we meet?

Friday?

You didn't— I don't think you answered.

Saturday is better.

Okay,

you were a delinquent?

No, I wasn't.

I was a good boy, sat in my room playing

video games, not hanging out on the street

corner pestering strangers.

So are we gonna stick to the plan?

I go get the train to Kyoto, we meet at

that station.

What was it called?

Nagatsukiji or something.

Nagatsukiji.

I forgot.

Nagatsukiji.

And then we drive in your car.

To Lake Biwa

and we stream it.

I think I can stream it.

Connection's been good today so far.

I might buy a new SIM card as backup,

so I nearly used my 50GB SIM card.

Oh,

Station.

I thought it's Ono Station.

I'll bring the goods.

Imported chicken and mushroom.

No, I said Nagatsukiji because they got a

rental bicycle drop-off point there.

Unless they drop it off there and they get

the next train to Ono.

I'll bring hot water.

We can get spring water, we can get water

from Lake Biwa and boil it.

Hot noodle made with this natural lake

water.

Lake Biwa.

Why you listen to people hate your

girlfriend and say nothing?

Ignore girlfriend all day and play girl

all night.

Maybe you deserve be alone.

Stop play or will be mad.

Play what?

Why do people hate your girlfriend?

They don't hate her, she's just not

interesting because she doesn't want to be

on the stream and she doesn't want to talk

to viewers.

She doesn't have any bite.

She's like a Buddhist, a pacifist

Buddhist, so she doesn't want to do

anything

involving fighting.

She doesn't have that fire in her belly

like Chihiro did.

But I think that's the nice thing about

Thai people.

They are very peaceful.

Thai never— Thailand never went to war,

invaded people's countries.

Thailand's not really famous for having

gangs and mobs like Yakuza, triads.

I think they're pretty peaceful people,

which is nice.

I do kind of miss Thai people, to be

honest.

I'm a bit scared of Japanese people now.

Now I've been roughed up by hooligans and

old men,

I'm kind of scared.

Make sure to eat your fiber, Daniel.

Fiber is essential for a healthy body.

Oh wow, thanks Brock.

I had a banana, that's got fiber.

I'm having bananas every day, my poops are

really good looking now.

No more sloppy hot chocolate.

Yeah, I kind of miss Thai people, they're

so nice.

Bit scared of Japanese people now.

That kid just there kind of scared me.

There's something— I think like the

hairstyle of Japanese men scare me.

They've got like that emo— they either got

like emo look or shaved head look.

Find the Japanese language can sound very

aggressive,

which I never really felt with Thai.

Even with that Thai ex-boyfriend guy, he

was like very calm when he threatened to

kill me.

He threatened to kill me in a very nice

way.

It's like, come with me to the airport or

I kill you, okay?

And I was like Okay, take me to your car.

I really don't like the sound of angry