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Burger and Kira Kitty, it's in Vietnam.

Yeah, I saw that. That's funny, she hanging out with Burger, bro.

Your life. Yep.

Wait, I forgot to change my title. Fuck. Whatever, dude. And the title— somebody else has to change my title for me.

Okay, thank you. What's up? Nothing special today. I don't know where we are going.

Yo, what up, bro? Or what's up, chat? How you guys doing? All right, yo, can a mod change my title please? Because we ain't— we ain't doing that. That was yesterday, didn't work out well, but it's all right. Uh, motherfucking ass dude. How you doing though, chat? What's going on here? Let's get out of this building. This

is fucking bad service in here. Oh my God, how y'all doing? Alrighty, motherfucking— we got just me and D-Pac here.

Today,

I'm counting the days down as they go by, chat. We got, we got, we got another week to go. Another week of just trying to get by in this fucking place before we can hopefully get the fuck out of here. So just counting the days down today. I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to

bring Deepak to some omakase. I'm going to show him a little bit of what good sushi is like because he ain't never had sushi before.

So I'm gonna teach you what good sushi is, bro. Again? You know, not again, bro. You didn't have good sushi in your whole life. Oh, really, bro? If you think the food that we had yesterday was good, you are mistaken. Which one? The Japanese? Yeah, that shit was trash. That $40 fuck— like, that $40 dinner on that—

on the boat, dude, was like— it was okay. But I mean, bro, the sushi and shit they had was fucking garbage.

Like, you have— you have never tried real— you've never tried real sushi. Bro, in your entire life. Oh, I try one more, one more time. It's, it's not good. It's very bad. No, because you've never— bro, you, you— I'm the only sushi I've given you is side of the road fucking market sushi that's like 20 cents, dude.

The sushi we're gonna go have is $500 a person. $500 per person? $500 per person, and they only give you 10 pieces. Only 10 pieces? Yeah, 10 pieces. See, but that's That's real. That's like really good food though. This dude's walking in the middle of the road, dude. That's like really good food though. Really good sushi, dude.

Oh wait, you weren't even on the boat yesterday. That's right. That's right. You weren't even there. What sushi are you talking about? You only talk— he's talking about the sushi I gave him from the market. The fucking street stall, dude. That shit was laying out in the sun, dude, for like 5 hours. That wasn't even real sushi.

It was canned tuna on top of rice. No, I see the sushi in 7-Eleven, bro.

Nah, 7-Eleven sushi ain't fun. It's not sushi, bro. That's not real sushi, dude. I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna show you what real sushi is, bro, because he's never had sushi in his entire life. So it's like, all right, I'm gonna take his ass to fucking some really high, high-end, really nice Japanese fucking place, dude. I mean,

I think you'll enjoy that. Maybe get him a little bit of sake or something. He said he don't drink. I don't know.

Hold on, let me see. It's around here somewhere. We'll just walk to it.

It's like a 20-minute walk. I hope we don't have to make a reservation, but we probably do. But like, whatever, fuck it. What? $500, we are eating one month?

No. Yeah, I mean, yeah, only 10 pieces if you eat garbage. No, no garbage. $500 a month, you're gonna eat fucking trash, dude. I'm gonna show you good stuff, dude. Oh, and, uh, Sus hit me up today. He's like, you know, I'll buy you a selfie stick if you want. I'm like, yeah, sure, but if you want

to buy a selfie stick. So I mean, I mean, hey, maybe Sus can join. Maybe Sus will join us for sushi. Who knows? Who knows? Maybe. Who knows? Maybe he'll buy it. Maybe he'll buy it for us, you know what I mean? Because I mean, I could use free sushi as well.

Oh, I love sushi. It's my favorite, dude. This is spicy. I don't like spicy sushi. It's— no, no, no, you don't have to get it spicy, bro. I have a photo, I have a photo of the sauces. I never ate in my life this sausage. Sausage? Yeah, yeah, it's pork. Then you give to me the green chili,

the wasabi. Yeah, no, it's okay, just don't eat the wasabi, you'll be all right. Yeah, just don't eat the wasabi, you'll be fine, bro. But, uh, yeah, we're gonna— I mean, the place opens like 20 minutes, so hopefully we just go over there, no reservation, instead of the bar, show his ass what's real good shit's all about.

Like, Deepak be eating, you know, motherfucking ass, but show him what some good shit is all about, bro. I'll show you real, real luxury. No, wait, no, it's not here at 7-Eleven, dude. I'm just coming here so I can get a motherfucking drink or something real quick, dude. You ain't— we ain't— bro, you think $500 sushi is

in 7-Eleven, dude?

You know, streaming with Deepak is kind of like a solo stream.

It's kind of— it's kind of like a solo stream, but I got— but I got my friend Deepak here if I need to say something to somebody else. Yeah, but I'm gonna start the solo stream today, but now I'm with you. You know, you were doing a solo stream for the past, uh, yeah, for the past day

today, and I do have some criticisms for you if you want them. Yes. Do you want to improve as a streamer? Yes, I want to. Do you want me to— do you want some criticisms and advice? Yeah, I need your advice. All right, are you ready for this? Yeah, because I don't know, you might need to sit

down. You might need to sit down right there, bro, because it's gonna be hard to— it's gonna be hard to hear, bro.

You'll sit down. No, no, you're the one who's gonna be hearing the bad news. Bad news? Yeah, you take a seat so it doesn't— see, I don't want you to faint.

Deepak, your solo stream today, I was watching the entire thing.

Horrendous. Horrendous. One of the worst of all time. It's very

Horrible. Oh really? One of the worst of all time.

But Deepak, I'm here to help you, and that's why I have to be honest with you. Do you know why it was— no, well, do you know why it was so bad? Because of camera angles. Camera angle. And then you don't reach out enough, bro. So you have bad camera angles and you don't reach out enough. So

I want to help you. So today, while you're with me, I'm gonna try

and point out what I see that's bad. So hopefully when you stream by yourself, it can improve. Because my, my worry is— I have a worry. My worry is when you stream alone, you know, eventually when I leave, my worry is it's not gonna be good. So I need you to improve quickly, okay? Like, right, this, this

is okay. Not a bad camera angle. It's your face. That's pretty good, Deepak. It's not bad. But this, but this is what I would do, Deepak. So when I'm streaming, when I'm talking to people, I point the camera at the other person I'm talking to because I want to, you know, the chat probably wants to see the

reaction of the person that I'm talking to. You know, they don't want to just— because if it's like this the whole time, we already know what my face looks like. You can imagine, the viewers can imagine what your face looks like when you're talking because it's your— it's, you know, you're just talking. But when I— when you

point it at someone else, then you get their reaction, and that's the— that's the thing that's uncertain.

Thank you, chat. Now I listen to you. And I know reading chat is, since English not your first language, it's really difficult to multitask and like read chat, talk to people. Like, it's hard, I get it. But you gotta try. I love you. You gotta at least pretend. I love you also, Zella. Deepak, sometimes I just pretend

to read chat. But I— this is one of my industry secrets that I tell nobody, but I'm telling you, sometimes I pretend to read chat. Like, if I look at chat and there's nothing interesting in the chat, I'll just lie and make up something that somebody said in the chat, you know, like, oh shit, oh Ice, you're

such a good streamer, you know. And I'll be like, oh wow, and I'll talk about that and I'll just lie because, you know, if I'm just— if I don't see nothing good, you know what I mean. It's an industry secret, dude. Let's see what else. I mean, the camera angles is what you just gotta worry about the

most, okay? That's the most important thing. Ain't nobody gonna want to watch the floor, like your face, whatever. The camera angle is number one priority, all right? So like, show me If you were shopping at 7-Eleven right now, what would you be doing?

So I come here to buy the orange juice. Oh, it's not— this one is the orange juice. It's nice. Okay, this one is nice, but I don't like this taste. I don't like it because this orange juice is like 100% orange juice, so it's okay. And what do you think? Oh, that's good. I haven't tried this This

one? Can I try this? It's a coconut. And then maybe ask the chat a question. You always, always ask the chat a question every time you want to make a decision. But hold on, not because you care about the chat's opinion on the decision, but because it makes them think you care about their opinion and it keeps

them engaged. Yeah, I understand. So chat, what do you, what do you decide? I want to drink this one and this one. Which one? Tell me. Coconut or orange? Orange. Orange.

Okay, orange, fine. Or then maybe if the chat's spamming something like orange juice, this is like, maybe pick the other one. Okay, do the opposite of what the— what they actually want. But I drink this one, I don't want to drink orange one. Kinky, can you just, just make the title like, I don't know, Thailand Bangkok, something

something. I drink this one, I drink this one, coconut. I try this one. There you go. See, that was good. That was— you got Listen, your goal as a streamer is to make the chat talk as much as possible, as, as many times of the day as possible, okay? So you want to do things that keeps them

guessing, all right? You don't want to be predictable. Like, if I'm like— if I came into 7-Eleven, like, okay, I came into 7-Eleven, right? And I was like, yo, I kind of want to buy a drink or something, but now here I am schooling you about streaming instead. I gotta just— I keep motherfuckers guessing, you know what

I'm saying? I actually came in here because I like the air conditioning, not because I wanted to buy a drink. And I also came in here because I'm wasting time until the sushi place opens because it ain't open yet. So I mean, that's, you know what I'm saying? Just got to keep motherfuckers guessing, and it's just like

you got to think on the fly. But like I said, camera angle is your number one priority. What you just did there, amazing. If you kept that— the cam— those camera angles forever, Like the way you just did it, you would be the number one streamer on Kick. Oh really? It's like this? Yes, that's all you got

to do, bro. Because this is what you do, bro. Look, I'm gonna show you what you do. You just— you do this. Hey guys, you know, fucking— oh, what's that? Oh, what am I gonna buy here? Oh yeah, let me see. Oh, I'll buy this. Yeah, you know, fucking— then you don't even— that's all you got to

stop doing that. Okay, nobody see that what I buy because I want to show that this one. I'm always see my face and floor. This is not— yeah, no one wants to see the floor. No one wants to see your face. They already know what your face looks like. You got to show them what you're talking about.

I watched your stream today for 6 hours. Oh really? I wanted to kill myself. Today? Yeah. 6 hours? You know, I had— if I had cancer laying in bed, I couldn't walk, and your stream was on the television, your stream would have given me the ability to get up out of bed and turn Turn— fucking walk and

turn TV off. So you know what I'm saying? So the camera— if you fix some camera angles, I'll keep that shit on. Be like, yo, this is the best stream ever. Now you watch, watch me. I'm not, uh, I do my best today. Yeah, so I mean, so far this is fantastic. It's chat engaged. Reading chat not

so important since, you know, not your first language, so it's okay. But camera angles, keeping it cheap, and pretend to keep the chat engaged. Yeah, fantastic. That's all you got to do. That's why it's, it's, it's so easy. Streaming is so easy, Deepak, but nobody can do it, so if you can do it, you're top fricking 40.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Okay, chat, now, now I understand what I do.

Let me see, chat, what else do you think he needs to work on? Really, I think that's it, just the camera angles, honestly. Can you please?

How much? 45, sir. 45? Yes. For this? Yeah. There you go. Dynamic camera angles. No, stop, dude. Stop. What are you doing? Why do you keep doing that? So— no, stop. No, I just asked him to check. Listen, this is— if you're gonna go close to your face, look, you gotta go like this. Here, hold it. Hold

it. Hold on, let me make it bigger. Hold it. Every time you switch to your face, move that bitch out like that. Boom. Okay, because then we see your— we see everything. Thing. We want to see everything, bro. I ain't trying to see the stubble in your face. I want to see everything. Okay, chat, so I buy

the coconut. It's a— I don't like it, but I want to drink this, so I buy it.

I don't have it. I have only— how much?

Look, and this is— and then when you go— when you— when you point out like this, you can make this shit smaller like this. And then when you point it back here, then when you point it back to your face, make that bitch— make it bigger. There you go. Okay, fine. There you go. Like this. Like this.

Boom. Hey, what's up? And then back to it. Oh, and then sometimes close-up. Boom. It's like, you know, dynamic camera fucking angles, dude. Because you got to keep the eyeballs guessing too. And honestly, you got to sell these things. No, I don't want to buy shit. No, I don't want to buy it. No, no, it's not shit.

I said I don't want to buy shit. Let me see what else. I think really, I think that's it. It's just the camera shit, honestly. I mean, yeah, I mean, he's pretty funny already and like he just needs to— Thank you so much. So, oh, I forgot. Oh yeah, talking more. Never have more than 5 seconds of

dead space. Too much. I know, you, you need to talk more. Yeah. Bro, there's multiple times in your stream where there's more than 5 seconds of dead space. My dead face? No, there is multiple times where you are on your stream and you don't talk for more than 5 seconds.

You have to talk at least once every 5 seconds. 5 seconds? Every 5 seconds. Not even, every 3 seconds. No, it's not about that. You have to, or somebody, not just you, you or somebody else needs to talk every 3 seconds. Okay. Because if— because otherwise it gets boring.

Work on camera angles and— okay, thank you. Now it's good, the camera angle is good. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, I hope you don't forget this is what it has to be at all times. Never make it smaller than this unless you're pointing it out somewhere. This, like this also. Okay. This one is okay. Yeah, that's— that is

fantastic. Here, so here, let's, let's go out. Yeah, let's go.

All right, so Deepak,

this is what— this is what I'm gonna do right now, okay? I'm gonna let you lead the way. Leave? I'm gonna let you lead the way. Lead the way. I don't understand what are you saying. You're gonna— we need to go walk that way, okay, to go to the, the sushi place, okay? Okay. I'm gonna let you

go first. All you gotta do is walk that way. I don't know the place, but I want you— I want you to make— I want you to lead the content. Me? Yeah, you're the leader. I want you to lead the content. Okay, I'm trying. I want you— I want to see what you're capable of, all right? Okay,

so you think— because I always I'm Ice Poseidon. You're Ice Poseidon. I'm Deepak. Yes. I want you to make the content and then I'll follow you around and make the easy money. It's difficult to Ice Poseidon for me. So difficult. But I'm trying. Yeah, just be yourself. But I just want to see how do you make the

walk to the sushi place interesting? That's your goal. How far is this? 30 minutes. 30 minutes? 30 minutes. Is it us? What? Is it us? What is it? Toss? It's a challenge. It's a challenge. No, it's not a challenge. This is how you— this is what an everyday thing— you need to make the walk to the sushi

restaurant interesting. How do you do that?

I do that. Why walk? You understand what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Okay, make the walk interesting.

Uh, I tried. I don't know where is that exactly. We might give this up. That? I don't know. So I follow the my way. Okay. Uh, hello, what's, what's your name? Nan. Nan? Yeah, you're Nan? Yeah. You are guard of here? Yes. You are guard? You are not cop? You're a cop? No, you're not cop? What the

hell? Okay, okay, this is your Please. Uh, okay, okay, fine, fine, fine. You're not a cop? You're not a cop? Okay, fine. Well, what you doing, bro? Looks like a— bro, you have a badge. I thought it is a cop. Now you hot shits with a sub, bro. Are you— bro, you first thing you do is be

pressing the cops, bro? No, this is not a cop. Yeah, but I mean, he kind of— it's not a cop. Authority. No, he have a badge. That's an authority figure. You have a golden badge. I thought this is a cop. Oh, so you were looking if he was a cop? You would know. Don't— you don't wanna— you

don't want to press the cops, bro. That's not a guy— you know, you're gonna get yourself in trouble, dude. Like, for example, if I was— if I was walking right now, Deepak, I would go into this store right here. Okay, I'm going to this store. Yeah, go into this purse store right here. Oh, this is nice place.

Thank you, Muto, for the 5 subs, dude. Appreciate it. I want to go here. Nice place. I don't know what is this place, but I want to see that. I think so. It's a bag, a Gucci bag and what. Here, go inside. Side. Okay, it's a very expensive mall, I think. So it's a brand, it's a brand.

Do you have same, same things like this? Where is the open gate? No gate? Where's the gate? Huh? Oh, here, here. Sorry.

Okay, okay, fine. I'm wearing

Wow, super expensive. Did you see that? How much of this?

21,000, 22,000 almost. Oh, thank you for one sub. Thank you, thank you. Okay, bye. Uh, this is for girls, maybe it's for girls. Not bad. I don't think so this is for me because this is especially for the girls. I don't think this— maybe for your wife? Maybe buy one for your wife? I don't think so my

wife need this one because it's super expensive. 75,000, almost 75,000 baht is super expensive for me. Yeah, but that— but your wife would love it. Yeah, my wife is loving it. I give him to the another one, the copy, not original one. A copy? No, it's— you spend the money, your Your wife will love it because she'll

be like, wow, you really love me, you spent a lot of money on me. Yeah, but this is super expensive. See how much of this? Oh my God, 87,000 baht. I think so. I want to leave here. I don't want to stay anymore here because it's super expensive. Maybe why don't you ask if they have any cheaper

options? I don't think so. Here are cheaper options because this is, uh, the brand is very expensive. It's very expensive brand. I don't think so. Hello, you have the same things? You have the same? Yes. Yeah, so that— this was, uh, 4 million won. Like this? No, he don't have the same things. See, you have a different

one. He don't have the same. No, it's the same thing. The same thing? No, it's a different, different styles. This is a, you know, the case was for a man. Yeah, yeah, it's for You have a— for men like this upstairs? Oh yeah, oh, this is perfect for you, Deepak. Okay, let's see. Can you see that stress?

Oh, it's horrible.

Hey bro, what are you climbing the stairs? Are you climbing? Oh, you good? Yeah.

Okay, this is for boys. I don't think this is for boy. This one's for girls. See? Oh, over here, look in there. This one is a boy one. Yeah, I think so. No, I don't think so. It's the same.

See this one? Oh yep, right there. Yeah, this one is a boy one. Oh, here you are. This one is you.

Why do they got my shit everywhere? It's still— yeah, I got it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, how much are they selling it for? Oh dude. Oh shit, nobody— no, no, no, no, no.

Okay, I want to see the how much of This, Chad.

This is for girl. No, it's this. No, this is for men. Oh my God, this is a copy. It's not real. It's not real. There's no way. Hey Google, 85,900 baht to US dollar. No, this is original. Yes, this is original. No, it's fake.

At 85,000 baht, it's like $1,500. This one? No, it's not $1,500. It's not a $1,500. It's like a $2,400. Yeah, it's expensive one. My shit was $3,500. No, this, this must be a copy. I don't know how they sell this for $1,000 cheaper. No, I don't think so. It's the same. Oh, it's the same. No, no, it's

a copy. Look, the color is different. No, it's— no, see, look, the color— you're scam again. No, the, the color is different, bro. Are you in Korea? Also scam. No, the color is different, bro. This is like— this is the color Nah, this shit's— this shit's a copy, dude. No, I don't think so. See, this is the

original. It's the same color, same size. It's not the same color. And, and same— did you see that? It's not— it's also the same. No, it's not the same. It's a different color. This is lighter. Oh, see, this is a, uh, titanium. It's a logo. See, this one is a logo. You're again a scam. Why is Korea

$1,000 more expensive? Because this is a cheaper place, you know. This is a Thailand Also, it's achievable. Yeah, I guess, but fucking— I think it's a copy, dude. Is that 85,900 baht? Nice. What do you think, chat? This is the original one or is it a copy? No, I don't have the fake one, bro. I ain't got

no fake one. I mean, these are nice though. Why don't you buy one of these? Which one? This one or this one? I saw this one in the Louis Vuitton store too. In Louis Vuitton In the Louis Vuitton store, this one was like 10 grand. Here, here it's a 92,000. Here it's only 3K. Super expensive. No, no,

here it's only 3K. In Korea it was 10K. Is it 10K in Korea? In Korea, yeah. Here it's only 3K. No, why? Because here, you know, here— oh no, no good connection, dude. I— no good connection here. All right, my stream is missing. Keep untying my shoes. Hold on. Take it. Good coffee. Now it's good, chat. All

right, well, I guess now it's okay. There we go, he's doing good here. You can tell down here, if it's red, you're not live. If it's yellow, you're live. Okay, no, no, it's good. Yes, I'm live. I don't think so. This place is— maybe this is it. This place is copy, not original. I know, 100%. Yeah, let's

go. Louis Vuitton would never license their shit to some random store. Ain't no way. Only for these.

Damn, did you see that? That kind of— that kind of hits though, that visor. What the hell? What? 12,900 baht? Yo, maybe I'll buy this. It kind of hits though.

Yo, yo, how do I look though? Keep the sun out of your eyes. That's worth it, dude. 12,900 I mean, 6,900 baht. $600 to keep the sun out of your eyes. No, no, no, you don't want to buy this one. Why? It's like sunglasses, but it doesn't obscure your vision. This is for, you know, I don't, I

don't like this. Let's move here.

Okay, the one, dude, that is the ugliest. 11,000 baht. Damn, that is so ugly. Oh, oh, did you see that? This is a sign of the Indian Prime Minister logo. This is a Prime Minister— Indian Prime Minister logo. If that is a sign, the flowers— if that's not a sign to buy it, I don't know what is.

Yeah, this sign of the Indian Prime Minister logo, you know. I don't know why, because maybe they have a good connection of this company. I don't— I don't know. You're doing a good job, Deepak. Again, we are— this is very Scary. I, I can't. Maybe I think so. I'm so scared for this. If you tumble down these

stairs, that would be kind of funny though. Oh my God, see? Did you see that? Oh shit. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, easy, easy, easy. Oh shit, I almost fell. Easy, easy. This is very

Okay, Paul, pull.

How you doing? You doing good so far, Deepak? Why can't you do it like this on your stream every day? You know,

I don't know why, because 3 days, 3, 4 days ago, I'm not feel very good. Why? I'm so boring and very— I just ask about the chat also. I don't like this. I don't want to stay here anymore. I want to go back to my home. I miss my family. The chat also know everything. I, I asked

him about him, but you know, my chat said to me, this place is very nice. This is— and you and I also cry, this place is not good, this is— Thailand is not good. I say, okay, now understand. Hey, I give him 2 examples.

Example, the chat, especially for you. You like a burger? You like a chicken burger, veg burger, anything? If you're giving— if I giving every day chicken burger, day, day, night, morning, breakfast, lunch, then you eat? I don't think so you eat, right? You understand? No? Yeah, no, I get it. I mean, okay, watch, watch. This place ain't

bad. This place ain't bad. It's just like, this place is It's just that my question is this: it's because we're forced to be here. When you're forced to be anywhere, you could turn a paradise into horror, into something horrible. Okay, what is your favorite food? What's your favorite food? Uh, pizza. Pizza or hot dogs. Okay, no, hot

dogs. Okay, okay, hot dogs. You know hot dog? Yeah, I know hot dog. I give you hot dog in every day, 10 days. I give you hot dog breakfast, dinner, and lunch. And after 10 days, you like your hot dog?

I don't think so. You like the hot dog? I don't think so. I used to eat— Deepak, I used to eat hot dogs every single day. Every single day in 10 days? For months. For months? Yeah. You like? It was only like $2 at the grocery store. No, you don't like. You don't like. If you eat every

day the hot dog, your best food, in 10 days, 11 days, and I give you hot dog, you say no, I don't want to eat this because I eat already too much.

What do you think, Deepak? What is this?

Please, please, please. Snake? What the hell?

Oh, cool. What is cool?

It's a snake leather. I know this is snake leather. Snake leather, this one.

I know this is snake leather. Seriously, it's snake leather. Give him some

money, Deepak. You touched his instrument, at least give him some money.

I check, I check, I check.

Oh, I got it, I got it.

Maybe a little more money. Maybe a little bit more. A little bit more? Why not?

Maybe a little more. Come on, is that all you got? Come on, deep pack. We're about to go eat omakase, bro. They playing instruments on the road, bro.

I mean, bro, you know what I'm saying? We're about to go eat omakase.

It's God's plan, dude. Don't worry about it. It's, it's fucking— it's Shiva's plan. Oh, oh, oh, okay. I give you— I give you— hold on, hold on, hold on.

Come on, empty your pockets, bro. Empty, empty your pockets.

Okay, okay, I give you this one, 100 more.

Okay, nice. Come on, drop the 5. 500. Drop the 500. Drop the 500.

I have a 120 more.

Come on, drop the 500, bro. Come on, you got that kick deal, bro. Drop the 500. Okay,

here you

are,

500. Give me, give me some good music. Good music. Louder, louder. Yeah, nice one, nice one.

What about that 20 though? You still got that 20? That's my last one. That's your last one? Yeah. All right, Deepak, drop it in.

Yeah, what do you think? All right, that was fantastic. She was playing, dude. Okay, thank you. And now you have— you have no more— you have no money now, right? I have no money right now. So now, now what this does— what this does is set you up for future content. Is it future content? Now it sets

you up for future content because now that you have no money, it puts you in situations that should— that shouldn't happen. And it lets every— it makes everyone else around you have to pay for you. And those people, you know, don't get to be homeless anymore now because you've given them everything. Yep. So, you know, it's always—

you got to— you always got to set up your next move. You know, everything you do is a setup for something else. It's like chess, you know what I mean? You want to set that shit up to hit— to take their queen. Okay, so how far is the sushi place? Uh, 20 minutes. Is it walking distance? It's,

uh, yeah, it's over here this way. What's the name of this

It's— yeah, I know what it's called. You'll see it when we get there.

But don't worry because you're gonna get that. Good job. Thank you so much. You're gonna get that money back, Deepak. It's no problem. I mean, you've only— you only gave him like $15. You'll make that back in no time, dude. Yeah, yeah, $15. Okay, let's, uh, maybe take a shortcut this way. Yeah, shortcut this way. I've had

this place before. Yeah, in America. In America? Not here, it's just in America.

This way? I want to walk this way. No? All right. Oh, all right, we can't walk. This is like some kind of, some kind of prostitute alley or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we can't walk here. Oh, this also steamer? This guy? I don't know. No, I think he's just, uh— go ask him.

Hello?

Hello, you also streamer? Yeah, streamer. No, not streamer, YouTuber. YouTuber? Yeah. Oh, okay, nice. We are streamer. Welcome to the club, brother. Yeah. Where are you from? From here. From here? Yeah, I live in Thailand. Oh, but you— but you're not looking like Thailand. Sorry. Oh, sorry. You from— genuinely, you from where? Try to guess. Uh, Australia?

No, no, you're from Austria? No, I'm from France. I'm from Paris. Paris? Ah, you speak French? Yeah. No, you don't. I speak only this one. Oh, only that? All right, we'll see you later. Okay, hold on. He looks like Australian, but he's French. Yeah, no, that was— he didn't seem French. That was— but he looks like Germany,

I guess. I guess it's good. My guess is bad, you know. Oh, he's learning good. That was a good interaction. Do pack. Huh? That was a good interaction. Okay, that was good, man. So yeah, it's up here. We gotta take a right and take a left. It's open, by the way. You probably could just take a tuk-tuk

from there. No, no, no, this way. That was prostitute alley. Yeah, we don't want to get fucking— oh shit, whacked for fucking filming prostitutes. All right, once again, there's no sidewalk here. Bro. Oh, there's a sidewalk, but it's all fucking busy and shit. What the hell? Hold on.

All right, hold on. Oh, sorry kid, fucking ran into me. All right, now you just gotta cross. We need to cross this bridge right here. We need to go up. We need to go up the stairs here.

Sucker. I think my DM's wide.

Sus leaked my DMs for what? No, he didn't. Sus said you're begging him to

meet. Begging? I didn't beg. I just said, hey, do you want to— do you want to hang out? I didn't beg. I just said, you want to hang out?

I mean, there's nothing to leak. I mean, I don't DM people anything crazy. I DM people very

normal things because in case anything ever got leaked, you

know.

Probably go this way.

Well,

Yeah, always be careful what you say in DMs. Never say anything crazy.

Never know what could happen.

All right,

no, Sus was gonna buy me a selfie stick today, so he ain't saying— he ain't saying nothing bad, bro. He was literally gonna buy me a selfie stick. Why are y'all trying to make drama out of nothing? It's crazy. Like, what the hell, dude?

All right,

I take a left here and then it's like, it's like 15 minutes down this road.

I don't know where we are, but somewhere, we're somewhere in the main area, I think. I don't know.

He's learning well though. I think I've, I think I've taught him well. He's talking to the chat now. He has better camera angles, he's interacting with other people. I think he's doing a good job.

All

right,

all right, if we see a tuk-tuk though, I'm just gonna take the tuk-tuk instead of walking 15 minutes. Now, now that the place is open, still face cam. It's all right if he's— if he's talking, if he's talking to the extreme, I guess face cam's okay as long as it's not 2 inches from his face.

There you go, ain't no face cam. There you go, there you go, there you go. No, no, I showed the place. That's what I'm saying. There you go. It's good, it's good.

So, you know, today is 30, 30°. 30 is, uh, temperature is very hot. That's not bad. It's not bad because of the sun. It's not, it's not— yeah, it's cloudy, dude. It's great. Cloudy. But now after cloudy, also 30°. You know, my chat say to me it's 30° right now here.

No cash, no tuk-tuk, no— wait, Deepak. Yeah, what are you doing? Did you already forget what I told you? No, the selfie stick. Yeah, like this. No, no, no, your arms are just not long enough. You need to extend the stick. Then I need this to hold like this.

There we go. Okay, there we go, dude. Now we're talking. Look, they want to be able to see your entire lower— upper body as well. Okay, like this. And everything around you as well. If it's 2 inches from your face, you can't see anything around you. That's much better. There we go. I mean, yeah, you look fucking

retarded, but it's— who cares? I look fucking retarded too. You're— you, as an IRL streamer, you have to look retarded. If you don't look retarded, you ain't doing it right. You know, if I do like this, so difficult to read the chat. Yeah, well, that's why— that's why I show like— that's why you need to get a—

you need to— you have 2 phones, right? Yeah, yeah. Use your other phone to read the chat. If I use the other phone, so I don't have a holder. Hold in your hand like me

and then put that in your pocket.

There you go, got that tripod going.

Yeah, just put that in your pocket or whatever and you be— and you chilling, bro. That's why I put everything in my pocket. I mean, shit spills, it gets all fucked up, but whatever, dude. You know what I'm saying?

There you go, pulling the pants up. Hey, fucking litter. It's all right. There you go, put that— there you go, there you go.

Ditch the accessories. It's only going to cause you harm and annoyance. Like, the glasses are just going to annoy you over time. I would ditch the glasses,

put them in your bag or something. Yeah, because it's gonna fall off your face and shit. I'm ready, Chad. And we need to get you on some stimulants like coffee or something. We need to— you need to drink like some espresso coffee, like shots or something, dude, because then your brain will move faster. Your brain's moving too

slow right now.

Okay, there you go. Perfect. Oh, you got a pop holder? A PopSocket? Oh, that's perfect. There you go. See, Now, now we looking like a streamer. Now we starting to look like a fucking streamer, dude. There we go. Although I have this— I have this crazy feeling that one day, since Deepak shoves camera in people's faces, it's

gonna get slapped. I have this crazy feeling it's gonna get slapped one day. Nice. You like the tango? That's fine. No, no, we are a streamer. Okay, now we are streamer.

Oh, be careful, be careful on shoving the camera in people's faces too, cuz they going to slap you, bro.

Hey, what's up, bro? All

right, we're almost there, Deepak. There you go, camera angle change even to throw the trash away. I like it. Oh, and he filmed throwing the trash out. Dude, now we're talking. Now we're learning, bro. That's what I'm fucking talking about. Hey, yeah, see, they're cheering you on, man. They're like, finally he points the cameras at us. Oh,

this is a very— it's pretty nice. I feel very good. Thank you, thank you, chat. Thank you. You feel confident, Right? Yeah, I feel confident.

Whoa, don't feel like a kid. Okay, this is— this is feel like a kid. I don't think so. It's feel like kid.

Feel like kid. Yeah, I really need this. Oh, thank you. We need to get you a wide angle lens as well so your camera can be wider. Whoa, camera angle is nice. Number one is female. Wait, hold on, let me tie my shoes again. I don't know, maybe I don't know how to tie my shoe or something.

My shit always gets undone.

Like this, like this, like this, like that.

Double knot it

and shove the rest in. Double knot, shove the rest in.

Oh, I can't help Because my— I don't have a free hand, you know what I'm saying? I don't know why it was— what's the question? I was— I double knotted it, bro. Maybe I should get Velcro or like fucking rollies or something, you know, rollies. Oh wow, damn, this shit is packed. Hi! Hey guys, how are you?

Where you going?

Going where?

Building, make building. Okay, okay, fine. Where you go? How many people? How many people? How many? I mean, I don't know why you acting surprised, bro. In India they'd be doing a lot heavier than that. No, in Thailand, in Thailand seen first time. Oh yeah, that's why I'm surprised. Oh yeah, okay. This is seen of India, but

Thailand is the first time. Many people. Yeah, many people. Nice, nice. Bye-bye.

I never see like this in Thailand. Yeah, dude, imagine going to do your construction job for 12 hours, maybe, maybe, and then you're driving home and fucking packed in the back of a pickup truck. That would be so uncomfortable. Like 12 hours of sweat and then you're sitting in the middle of that. Oh, horrible. Maybe I think

so, it's like 20 people in the one, one, one van, something like that. It's a worker. Yes, he's a worker.

Amazing. Okay, thank you. Oh, we got to take a, a right up here. Let's cross the road, bro. I hate this traffic, dude.

Thank you so much for watching. Watch out, watch out. Thank you. Oh, we almost got hit. Thank you so much. All right, when's my cameraman coming back? He's ready now, but obviously, I mean, when I get Yeah, that's when I leave Thailand. That's when I'll, uh, I'll fly, fly my camera guy out.

I just gotta get the fuck out of Thailand first.

Reading chat on StreamCam.

Yeah, read the, read the chat on this phone. Yeah, yeah. And then when you answer them, look up at the camera. That's the best way to do it.

No, it's Victor, not— it's Victor, not Mizkif. It's Victor.

Why do I move like a retard?

I move normal. What the fuck you talking about?

Hey, thank you.

Be back. Don't get hit by a car, bro. So you gotta pay attention to your surroundings as well, or whatever. You got multitask type shit. I almost get hit by cars all the time, and I'm a fucking professional.

All right, so the, the best sushi in Bangkok is actually over here in this alleyway around here somewhere.

No, yeah, Kimberly is good with the camera because she's a streamer. So hey, what up? How you doing?

All right, yeah, I saw FouseyTube mention me today.

Maybe, maybe me and Fousey get a little collab going at some point. I told him to get the fuck, uh, get, get to fucking traveling the world, bro. I think that would be, uh, really good for him. He's got just the— just enough of a manic personality to be some good content, dude, to be honest. Honestly, he's

just manic enough to be good content, but he's not too manic where he's self-destructive. So it's good. It's very good.

All right, motherfucking ass. I told him to come. I said, come to Asia, bro. Come to motherfucking Asia. Why don't you stream on Twitch, bro? Because I'm banned on Twitch and because they're fucking gay.

Oh, this is a nice little house. I mean, to be honest, this is a fixer-upper right here. Probably buy it for like $100,000 or like $50,000 or something, fix it up. Now you got a mansion in Bangkok.

No, I don't think I would trigger Fousey. I think, I think we'd get along just fine.

I wish I was still on Twitch now. Well, to be honest, I don't wish I was still on Twitch anymore. I actually like Kick a lot better. I mean, bro, I definitely— like, if I had since the 50— okay, they take 50/50 subs. Like, I, I definitely would just make less money nowadays, to be honest, on, on

Twitch unless I would have like 100,000 subs, which I wouldn't have. I would make less money. So Kick's just obvious. Like, Kick would make me more money even with— even if I would have more viewers on Twitch. So I don't really care about the viewers, like the view count. I care about how much money the fuck I'm

making. So, you know what I'm saying?

But I will say, like 2 years ago, or like a year ago, like when I was on YouTube, I Only on YouTube, it was like, all right, YouTube's rough, dude. I looked at my all-time YouTube revenue on 6 years of YouTube, bro. How much do you think I've made 6 years on YouTube, bro?

Like, they just don't monetize live streaming good at all, bro. It's so— it's, it's so hard unless you— it's all just donations. That's like, that's the main income source. Like, YouTube YouTube itself doesn't pay shit for fucking live streamers, you know? Like, they pay for videos, but I don't make fucking videos, dude.

Yeah, bro,

in 6 years of YouTube, I've made $400 to $6,000 in 6 years on YouTube.

That's not good. And, and $100,000 of that was in January where I, where I did my subathon and they finally released gifted subs. So I made a third of my entire YouTube revenue in January when they finally decided to start monetizing live streaming.

That is so bad. So $100K in January, $300K in 6 years. Like, that's so bad.

No, it's $60K. That goes out— that averages out to like $60K, $66K a year. That's not good when I, you know, I mean, because you ain't— I was streaming like a shitload of fuck. I was streaming a lot, dude. It's not good. Most of my revenue is from obviously donations, so I made— I made far more than

that in donations. But I'm just saying, like, YouTube should be the one that pays me the most, not fucking donations, you know what I'm saying? Like, the fucking— that's the platform I'm fucking streaming on and they're taking 30 fucking percent. They should pay me the most.

So I'm saying, so yeah, no, Kick is, uh, is a real blessing for this industry for sure. $66K is not terrible, bro. I was pulling 30,000 viewers every stream. $66K a year is, is— I mean I mean, it's horrible for the amount of viewership that I was pulling. $66,000 a year is fucking horrible.

So I'll put 30K viewer, bro, pulling a million views every 2 days, and I'm making $66K a year. That's fucking dog shit. Like, you know, you know what I'm saying?

So I don't know, it's

crazy. Like, I shouldn't have to edit videos and upload them to, to make money, bro. This should just, you know, live streaming should just be profitable on fucking YouTube. But it don't matter. We got to— we got, we got the motherfucking new age, bro. Hey, thank you, Exotic King. Appreciate the sub, bro.

Thank you, dude. All right, the, the place is just around the corner D-Pac. And it's of course starting to rain. I feel it. We gotta hurry. Got no fucking sidewalk in this bitch.

And fuck me in the air. Goddamn shit, dude. Hold on. D-Pac! D-Pac, dude! Oh, hell no. Oh, my shit's gonna get fucked.

God, we're so close to this fucking sushi place. Hey, what's up, mayor?

Bro, I fucking hate this place. Ran— random fucking heavy rain. I hate this fucking place so much, dude. Oh my God, die in a fire.

What is— is this some guy's garage?

Hello. Yo, Exotic King, thank you for the 6 subs, my man. I appreciate that, bro. Thank you. I saw what— what the thing with Kai. Yeah, kind of wild, bro.

I mean, I thought it was funny as shit, to be honest. You gotta be careful, bro. He could get in some serious trouble. I think it's someone's house.

Umbrellas? Yeah, well, I don't have an umbrella.

Fuck, dude, this shit needs— bro, how long is it gonna rain for, bro? It's just around the corner. It's literally just around the block. Maybe the restaurant— it is, it's around the block, dude. It's here. How, how far? 2 minutes? Like, it's like a 5-minute walk. But, but it's raining. Yeah, no, Kai ain't going to get banned,

bro. They ain't going to ban him.

That's like their money maker, bro.

But who knows? I mean, they are, they are pretty fucking stupid. They banned me for some absolute dog shit, so who knows?

Uh, I mean, fuck, maybe— I mean, we could— what's the meaning of that? Maybe we could just try to walk through the rain, but I don't want my should get fucked. Hey, thank you, Exotic, bro. 10 subs, let's go, man. My man, you're my fucking homie. All right, fuck it, let's just, uh, reshower. No, I don't want

to take shower here because I don't— because of my phone, it's not waterproof. Well, thank you for— thank you for 1 sub. Thank you so much, bro. Thank you, 1 sub. All right, fuck it. Thank you. Umbrella. Hey, excuse me, can I share your umbrella with you?

Because he's— this is short.

It's raining so hard, man. It's gonna fuck my shit up.

Do

you guys have a garbage bag?

Do you have a garbage bag? Like a trash bag? Or like an umbrella? Umbrella that I can buy? Can I buy an umbrella? Can I buy umbrella? Umbrella? Umbrella? Yeah, yeah. Can I buy?

Oh, thank you for 5 subs!

No umbrella? Okay, well, thank you. Okay, all right, whatever. Let's just try, I guess, and hope our shit doesn't get fucked.

Try to stay under these buildings as much as we can.

Is it worth changing over to Kick from Twitch as a gaming streamer? I mean, if you have no viewers. Yeah, why not give it a try?

All right, it's not raining too bad now. It's lightened up real quick, so it's all right.

I don't know why y'all saying F. I can see when it Fs. I see the fucking camera feed. Like, you ain't— you, you ain't slick, you ain't funny, you're not cool, and you're annoying.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, a little, a little F for a second maybe. I'm like, you know what, that's all right, just for a second though. But the fuckers before that, you ain't funny, you ain't slick, and you ain't cool.

All right, Oven. All right, it's right over here, this fucking place. I hope they, uh, I hope we don't need a reservation, honestly.

All

right,

let's ride. Here.

All right, we're good now.

I mean, yeah, the camera is going to just be wet. It's going to— there's no point to wipe it. I'm in the rain. Let me just wait till I get inside before I wipe it again immediately.

Hold on, dude, we're almost there. Walking through this nightmare fucking city, no sidewalks or nothing. Cars almost fucking hit me. D-Pac's lost.

Where did D-Pac go?

This dude need to pick his— pick his legs up high and walk a little faster. Come on, D-Pac!

You rolling, bro? Let's go. There you go. I like that selfie stick though. Walk in the middle of the street. I like it. Real fucking, real fucking alpha. So you are like very big, so that's why you are very fast. I know, bro. You about knee high, so it's like, damn, bro. You know what I'm saying?

You are walking and I'm running. This is the difference. Okay, I thought it was nearby. It's still 10— somehow it's still 10 minutes away. Yeah, okay, we talk— fuck that, we take— we need to take a tuk-tuk or something.

Fucking

asshole. I

ain't walking no 10 minutes, dude.

20-minute walk, fucking still 10 minutes to go. We've been walking for 40 minutes. It don't make no motherfucking sense.

Okay, you don't like money? Fucking asshole.

All right, let's go to the bikes. D-Pack, D-Black, D-Pack, D-Pack. Let's go to the— let's go to the orange bikes. The bikes? Yeah, the orange guy, the orange bikes.

What? No, I was wrong. It's 10 minutes away.

Oh, thank God. I really didn't want to take a bike. Yeah, that was good. Excuse me. Hello. Hello. Never get in these cars.

You drink beer? You drink beer? You really had to put the seat back, bro. He ain't got much there. I say you drink beer. All right, sir, can we, can we go to, uh, motherfucking ass? Motherfucking ass. Hold on, can we go to, uh, Hold on, dude. Hold on, hold on one sec. Get right here, right here,

right here.

What?

I tell you. Yeah, I tell you. Yeah, you go— it's a right up here. Yeah.

Okay, how much? 100 baht. What? 100 baht? Show them what you got, Deepak. 100 baht? No, 50 baht. Oh, it's not too far, it's here nearby.

Okay, meter on, meter, meter on. Fuck it, dude, how about 300 baht?

Okay, now meter start, you are 35, right? Meter start 35, right? It's a meter scam, supposed to start at zero, Deepak. Okay, fine. Oh, supposed to start at zero. Japanese hospital. Oh, the Japanese hospital. Yeah, that's good. You see the Japanese hospital? Yeah, that's some good stuff right there. Nice. How you doing today, sir? I like your

air conditioning, it's very nice. What's your name?

Can we have a discount of 1 baht? We're going to $500 sushi. Okay. I hope my card doesn't get declined. Deepak doesn't have the money to buy it for sure.

You know, in my place this is a bad word in India. Uh, I know English. You know English? Okay. This is your first beer? Is this your first beer of the day? 5 beer? 5 beer? Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay. I don't know where my cash went, dude. No cash. I don't know where my cash

is, but I got my card, so it's all right. Yeah, I got Deepak gave all his money away. Welcome to the club, Deepak. 6 beer bottle. See that? He's sleeping. You chilling, bro? You like Bangkok? Me? The meter ain't even going up, bro. It's still a 30. Deepak, the meter's not going up. Is that 35 still? I

know, it's a big lead. You don't use the mirror.

You use the mirror. See? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I, I know it's a big— okay, yeah, go home and sleep. You don't drive anymore because you drink 5 beer already. Are you drunk? Yeah, 5 beer. Whatever, dude. Drunk manual driving taxi, that's crazy. It's super crazy. I mean, this is a drink 5 beer

already. If I had the 6th one, right? If I had to drive a manual taxi, I I would get drunk too. Oh shit, I'm using the seat belt. All right, we're here, we are here. Basically it is this, uh, somewhere around here. What is the name of the place? You'll see. I'm looking for it. I don't know

where it is. I don't see it, to be honest. This don't look like it would have 5-star sushi, bro.

Crash incoming. No crash incoming.

Drink and drive content.

Show meter. Meter is 35. Meter is not moving.

Hold on a second. Oh, it's right here. Yeah, it's right here, but don't say it out loud. All right, all right. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Wait, hold on, Deepak. Did you see the meter? 37. 37. Fuck it, dude. Well, I thought I I have 4,000 cash on me. I don't actually— I don't.

Deepak? Yes? Do you have any cash on you? Yes. You have, you have, you have 100 baht? Uh, I don't think so. I think I might have fucked us, bro. 1,000 baht. I have 1,000 baht. Oh, you have 1,000? I thought I had some baht, but I don't myself. All right, all right, stop, please. Wait, stop. What

you doing? Yeah, stop. It's right here. It's right here. Yeah, stop the car, man. It's right here. You should go to— go, go home and sleep. Okay. Okay. Yeah, please stop. You have a change? 1,000 baht? No, no. 39 baht. 39, dude. We're so fucking poor, dude. Did you see that? We're so poor, dude. Hold on. 39

baht. 39 baht. 39 baht. Okay, hold on, maybe I have 39 baht. Let's see, I got a couple coins here.

I have a 10 coin. I have, I have 23. I have 23 baht. 33 baht. All right, here's 33 baht. We need another 6 baht. One second, one second. That's not— it's only 33. We need 39, right? Let me see. Check, bro, the meter went up. It's 41. No, no, that don't count. That don't count. You're getting

39. It's a 41. Yeah, no, that don't count. The dude's getting 39. It's okay. Good. Hold on, what did I give him? 33. Wait, wait, 4, 5. Leave, leave. He said leave. Here's 40 baht. Here you go. Here you go. 40 baht. Fantastic. Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Barely pay a taxi, going to 5-star sushi.

All right,

you ready for this, Deepak? Let's go. Hope for no reservation. Oh, oh, oh, let's hope. I mean, I think, you know, I mean, they just open. I mean, bro, ain't nobody eating at 6 o'clock in the afternoon, bro. People go at like 8 PM. It's all— so it's all good.

It ain't this place though, believe it or not. It's over here.

No, no, no window shopping sushi.

This is some 5-star ass shit, bro, I'm telling you.

All right, one second.

Place looks tiny though. Hello. Hello. 2. We do, uh, omakase?

No, makase.

Okay, let me see the menu please.

No, okay, we sit.

No, we sit, we sit, we sit here. Yeah, yeah, let's sit. Uh, yeah, this is Okay, sit here.

I'm gonna show you some good shit, my dude. Look, look at this place, dude. Look at it. This is fine dining sushi right here, bro. Fine dining. Fine dining. I don't know, I don't think you're ready for this. We the only ones in the entire restaurant. You know why? Why? Because no one else can afford it. This

is a really expensive one. 3 months of everyone's rent.

Super expensive. So we're the only ones in here. This place is super expensive, but it's okay, Deepak. Welcome to— welcome to— welcome to the club. Thank you. Welcome to the club, bro. This— ooh, looking fire. All right, let's see here. Thank you.

I'm gonna show Deepak the wonderful world of amazing sushi.

This is your first time, right? Well, it's gonna be probably your last time because you're gonna be like, wow, these prices. But it's gonna taste amazing. Hold on, I'm gonna show you what to get, okay?

You guys don't have omakase today? Yeah, yeah, today different course.

I order with these guys?

Yeah. Okay. Oh yeah, one. Okay, sushi at one order. Okay, it's, it's not the like— it's not the 10-course meal thing, but it's all right. All right, I'm gonna show you what to get. Okay, should I just tell you or should I write it down. Salmon, yellowtail, tuna. Yeah, yeah, but can I— can I— do I write

it down or tell you? I'll just tell you. All right, can we get 2 unis? Yeah, 2 piece. One only? 2 piece? Uh, yeah, that's fine. Okay, 2, 2 uni. 2 uni for order? For 4 piece? No, just 2 pieces. 2 pieces of uni. Yeah. And then 2 toros. 2 toros. Oh yeah, and then 2, uh, Akura.

Akura. Yep, yep. 2 hockey guy. Hockey guy. Okay, 2 AJI. Edgy? No edgy. 2 spicy tuna. 2 hotate.

2 hamachi aburi. Okay, hold on,

man. Sushi.

Uh, just salad and some more seaweed. Okay, and a side of edamame. Edamame. Okay. And 2 salmon, 2 unagi. You eat all? No, we eat all. 2 unagi. Yeah, and 2 taco. And that's okay? Good. Okay, thank you. And then a Coca-Cola. Yeah,

what you want? Coca-Cola. You can eat all this, right? I try. I don't— there's no— you just— just no beef, no pork? Yeah, yeah. But fish, okay? All right, fantastic. You're gonna love this, bro. This is gonna be the best sushi of all time. It's not omakase, but it doesn't really matter. That's just like a formality. This

is still the same. It's the same food that you would get normally without the formality. Does that make sense? And these guys are gonna make the food for us fresh in front of our faces. Oh, professional. Very nice. I'm excited for you to see, uh, our food, dude. Oh, Sus with the 1,200 viewer host, let's go! Yo,

shout out to Sus for the 1,200 viewer host. You the fucking man, Sus. Yo, we love you, bro. W's in the chat for our boy Sus. W for suspenders. W. Thank you so much, suspenders. W in the chat for our boy Suspenders.

Yo, that's wild. That's crazy, bro.

Oh, yatta! Gotta, gotta pin that message, my boy. Gotta pin that yatta.

You can't hurt his feelings, bro. Motherfucker's on lean, have no feelings to get hurt, bro. It's all good if he's on lean. He ain't gonna be like, yo, fuck you, I'll fight you, motherfucker.

What up? So let me see. What else do you think— what else do you guys think Deepak would like? What else do you guys think Deepak would like? Man, do you guys have the, uh, spicy one? The, the beef, uh, sushi? The wagyu sushi?

You can't eat it, but it's amazing. Wagyu sushi is the best ever. I need a little spicy, spicy one. No, what about this? What is this? I don't know, probably beef. Beef? Yeah, probably. No, no, no, no beef. Wagyu sushi is fucking amazing, dude. And they're gonna give you soy sauce and wasabi. You'll see. And what is

this? I don't know, some kind of fish. So you'll see every piece of sushi that's coming is like $10. Oh shit. But it's gonna be the best tasting thing you've ever had in your entire life. Are you— I don't think you're ready for this. I'm ready. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Is that G-Shock ready? Come on,

man. Are you ready for this? I'm ready. I'm ready. I want to do that. Welcome to luxury, my man. You deserve— you just— you deserve it after helping the homeless people too. You deserve it. You deserve everything that you get, man. I love you.

Very famous for sushi. Yes. Although I have this— I have a— I don't know if it's part of the same, the same chain though. It seems a bit different than normal chains.

I mean, it seems like— I don't know, it has the same name as that famous chain in America, but it doesn't look like the famous chain. It's usually extremely fancy. Let's see. I tried this second time. First time I eat that, I hate the sushi that I eat the first time.

No, the sushi you ate before, dude, was fake. It wasn't real. It was canned tuna. No, this is real. Before you had fake sushi,

you know what I mean? It was fake, dude. This is real sushi. Yeah, this is so expensive one. This is a real one. Yeah, well, you know, what's the name of the sushi? Sushi's expensive. No, multiple fish, multiple clam, scallop, salmon, eel, um, um, the fucking, um, sea urchin. Sea urchin. You know sea urchin. Oh, there we

go. Try. What is that? It's edamame.

Like this?

Yes. No, don't eat the skin, bro. Get— you just eat the inside. Inside one. Just eat the seeds. Don't eat the skin, dude. There you go. And I put it down because this, this is to share. And then here, this is our plate of food. Here you go. First sushi right here. This sushi happened

Appetizer. Appetizer. This sushi, $10.

Or maybe, maybe no, this one was $15. And what is this? It's, uh, wasabi. It's wasabi? Yeah, yeah, no, it's good shit. Sweet, very sweet. Very sweet, right? Oh yeah, yeah. Wow. Are you Japanese? No, Thai people. Ah, okay, okay. Try, try this one. Salmon. I try half. I try half. Okay, it's good sushi.

All right, come on, man, what you waiting for? Throw it in.

I try sushi. What's the name of this? Salmon. Salmon,

bro. Why you keep— you keep eating the wasabi though, bro, every time.

Why? You knew what the wasabi was and you still eat it every time. It's not salmon. This is, uh, what's it called? Not garlic. It's, uh, what is it? I forgot what it is. It's like some kind of— well, it's like radish or something, right? Radish? No, no, no. Ginger. Oh, ginger. Yeah, that's right. Ginger. You know

ginger, right? Is it ginger? Yeah. But it's not fish. No fish. It's like a plant.

Do you— do you know what the meaning is? Yeah. So the wasabi is for taste, and then the ginger is to cleanse the palate. You know what I mean? No, no, no. You eat after sushi. Okay. Because you— you eat the ginger like— it's like a mint. No. Well, yeah, but it takes the taste out of your

mouth. You eat this, and then before you eat the next one, you eat the ginger. Take the taste of the previous sushi out of your mouth, you know what I mean? No, this is not boiled. Perfect. All right, this is it. This is, uh, our first one.

Let's give that a try. No boil? What is it, boiled? Raw? Huh? It's raw. Yeah, is it raw meat? It's raw. It's good though. Here, I'll go in case— in case you don't believe me, I'll I'll go first.

Oh, so— oh yeah, uh, hand me some soy sauce.

Dip the sushi in the soy sauce.

Yeah, I'll get some too.

Yo, check this out. Watch.

I'm a sushi professional now. I was in Japan for so long. Look

at this, dude, it's so good, dude. Trust me, I was trolling you before. This is no troll. That is going to be the best piece of salmon you've ever had in your entire life. Give it a go.

It's nice, it's thick, it's clean, it's fresh.

It's $10. $10. Is it $10?

Fish tastes better when it's raw, trust me.

Yeah, use the chopsticks. Never use your finger. No, what you doing? What? No, this is bad luck in Japan. No, in funeral, that's what they do. Funeral. No. Okay, that, that's kind of— that's kind of genius though, not going to lie. He's using the leverage of the chopsticks without ripping them apart. All right, dip it in the

soy sauce. Yeah, there you go. There you go, the whole thing. There we go.

Oh no, no, man, you're ruining it. Come on, bro. Yo, dude, the pack, that was $10, dude. Dude.

There you go, there you go. Grab that. There you go. Come on, bro, you Asian, you don't know how to use chopsticks?

No, no, no, no, you're gonna ruin it. No, use the rice too, bro. All right, use your— use your fingers. Just scoop it. Just one, one time you can do it. Yeah, hand, hand, hand. Hand. There you go. You cannot ruin the sushi by eating the fish alone. You got to go with the rice too. Okay, just

scoop it. There you go. Oh yeah, yeah, just scoop. There you go. Get as much rice in there as— here, let me help you out here.

All right, go for it.

Dude, are you kidding me? Dude, are you insane? That's fucking expensive sushi. I'm sorry. Oh my God, dude, we are Nobu, bro. You can't be— bro, this dude can't eat Nobu sushi, bro. That's wild, bro. What's wrong with you? Raw meat I can't eat. It's all raw. No, the next one would be

good. The next one would be good. Maybe it's the soy— it's the soy sauce, right?

At least try to finish it, bro. You're disrespecting the chef. Raw meat, I don't like raw meat. You're disrespecting the chef, bro. In Japan culture, you go to jail. I go to jail? In Japan, you go to jail. Friend, friend, you want to eat? Joking. Joking? Yeah. Okay, you have tissue paper? Oh yeah, I'm joking. Yeah, okay,

whatever. I think you'll like the uni at least. No, I don't like raw meat. I don't like— I never eat it. All right, the next one is going to be cooked. Oh yeah, this is nice. I don't like raw meat.

I think it was the too much— I think it's the soy sauce. I'd give him without soy sauce.

Here, try this one. It's— no, no, no, no, it's cooked. It's not cooked. It's cooked. Yeah. Is it raw? No, it's It's cooked, it's cooked. No, it's cooked, bro. Take small bite. Just try. No soy sauce, no soy sauce. Just try. It's cooked, it is cooked, it's cooked.

Wait, hold on. No, dude, just try it, dude. Take a small bite.

I can't eat this. It's gonna ruin it. Cook bad, right? Cook is bad. No, you eat and cook. No, cook, cook is bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that, but my friend— I can't eat the raw meat. You eat. So you show father him. Is it raw meat? Good. We see you guys. That's some good shit. Delicious.

Very delicious. Melts in your mouth, dude. Melts. Let's try it. No, please, please. I'm vomiting if I eat this. No, I don't like— Just small bite. Small bite. Small bite. This cooked already? That's cooked. Eel. Eel. It's eel. This is actually cooked. It's eel.

You also cook this? Can you cook this?

How you be eating crazy food off Indian street stalls but you can't eat $500 sushi? Well, this is raw meat. I can't eat in my life. This is raw meat. I know, but, but bro, we ain't— it's not a street stall, dude. You can eat the raw meat. Yeah, but meat is meat. Try this, it's cooked. It's

moving. No, it's not moving, it's cooked. No, it's moving. See, it's— dude, it's not alive, it's cooked. It's cooked. He said it's— he said it's moving. No, it's gra— it's gravity, dude, cuz it's on a like an edge. No, it's not, it's not Sleeping, dude.

No, it's cooked. Yeah, you eat. I will. It's cooked. It is. It's cooked. It's cooked. You are— you are genius with this. I can't. Why? This one is coming ruined.

No, no, this is okay.

Bro, are you checking it? Yeah. What the hell's wrong with you, bro? Good. Cooking already. Try, it's cooked, it's cooked. I eat this, you eat this, dude. Eat it. Half, half. Okay, half, half. Yeah. No, no, no, no, just eat. It's already got Sauce on it.

Yeah,

what do you want, chicken nuggets or something?

How is it? Tell me. Soft. Do you like it? No, no.

Why? What is this? It's not fish. Eel. It's fish. Fish. What? How does it taste? You don't like it? I never— it's maybe the sauce. The bar— it's like barbecue sauce or something on it. It's barbecue sauce. You don't like barbecue sauce? I don't know barbecue also. What kind of sauce? Barbecue sauce. It's like barbecue, right? Barbecue

sauce. Soy sauce. Oh, soy sauce. Oh, okay. Oh, sorry. Oh no, no, what kind of sauce is on here already? What is this, soy? Soy sauce? Yeah, soy. Oh yeah. Ooh, that's good. Good. The fish is nice. You like this? Okay, I think, I think you don't like the soy sauce. I think I think that's what it

is. I think he doesn't like soy sauce. Yeah, you have ketchup? So this sauce, you can taste just— it's spicy? Not spicy. What is this? It's soy sauce.

Being there like a true motherfucking, like, Indian dude. Ketchup?

Up. Damn, it's okay to me. I think this is crazy. I can't believe— I thought T-Pac like sushi. I can't believe it. How do you— how does anyone hate sushi, especially when it's really— this is This is really top-of-the-line sushi, my bro.

This is like the best sushi in the world. This?

Yes. And you can't even swallow it, dude.

Scallop. Yeah, right. Scallop.

Here, I try. I— it's very good. Scallop. Up very good. Yeah, you know, cook this. Would you like to? Yeah, yeah, I like it cooked. No raw meat. Oh yeah, yeah. Sorry, I just can't take the photo. No, no, no, no, no.

I mean, eating it cooked is good too, but raw— raw is how it's meant to be eaten. It tastes better raw.

You gotta just— Deepak, Deepak, you, you gotta just try. It's always good to diversify your culture. No, I already tried. Yeah, but you won't— 2, 3, but it's different. Every, every fish is different. But it's raw meat. Yeah, but every fish is different. Maybe some fish tastes better raw than others, you know. I'm not try raw meat.

If I'm trying raw meat, I'm vomiting.

Why? I never try. I don't like it.

Sorry. It's so fucking good, bro. Yeah, it's nice. Then after he cook, it's nice taste. You try the cooking, cooking, uh, like this? Yeah, I mean, I've eaten the cooked. It tastes better raw. The raw is better It's better. It's more fresh. Yeah, it's better. The cook is better. You should try more. More cook hard.

No, dude. Cooked fish on hard cooking. Good cooking. Cook good cooking, bro. You want— you want it well done? Well done. Well done. Well done. Oh, oh, so good. Yeah, well done, bro. Bro's getting well done sushi, dude. That's kind of— this is nice place, you know, the $5, bro. You're gonna— you're ruining the flavor. If you

want well-done sushi, just go to McDonald's. McDonald's? McDonald's, yeah. Well, well-done sushi, you wrote— there's no flavor. Okay, no well done. You kill the flavor, bro. It's just the same, like it all— I eat also this. It all blends together, dude. Now you want to eat that? No, yeah, I eat this. Oh wow, see, see, this one

is looking so nice. I mean, still pretty raw, but yeah. What is that, 2?

Maybe. I don't even like a crab or something. Okay, can I touch it? All right, go for it. It's cooked. Yeah, this is nice. All right, give it a try.

How to, how to eat? Uh, well, with this, with your chopsticks. Chopsticks.

Where'd your other chopsticks go? Soy sauce, a little wasabi.

That's some good shit, man.

That's some good shit, bro. You know who put me on? No, I follow you. You know who put me on the sushi? Andy Milonakis. Andy Milonakis put me on the sushi, bro, and now I'm putting D-Pac on the sushi, except he fucking hates it. And I loved it. Oh, really? Okay. Yeah, your, your best friend who gives

you a lot of subs, Andy Milonakis. Yeah, this is my best friend. In October also is going to Japan. Andy Milonakis. Yeah, you're gonna— you want to go to Japan and meet him? Yeah. And you also come? Yeah. When? Oh, October? Yeah, I mean, yeah, you— I mean, maybe we'll see what I'm doing. And this little This

and, uh, it's too much. A little wasabi. I mean, you don't have— just a little bit though. Tiny. Like, not— don't even— just like a little dab.

Oh, thank you. No, too much. Okay, that's fine. Fuck it, dude. Fuck it. You want some ketchup?

No, dishonor. Okay. In Japan they say disappear. And little this. Okay, good, good. Yeah, fine. Good enough. Yeah, there we go. Just tiny bit. And eat. Oh yeah.

How is it? What is this? What was it, crab? No. Oh, clam. Yeah, clam. Yeah, you know clam? Clam? You know, don't show, don't show me, don't show. Yeah, show them. It's like a little— it's a shell. And why don't you— why don't show? It's not— you— it's, it's dead and cooked. It's just the shell, bro.

I mean, dude, I'm— bro, in Delhi, I swear to God, they were serving roadkill on the side of the road. And you can't— and you just— $500 sushi is too much? That's crazy. Crazy. Super crazy. Like, bro, I was eating fucking like rabbits or something off like a stall that they like found in that morning. So I

mean, I don't understand.

Bro, how do you hate it this much?

Dude's got his eyes closed and everything. You good? Yeah.

This is the worst day of his life. Oh my gosh. I thought this was going to be a nice luxury that you enjoy. I thought you were going to be like, oh wow, I know this is what I've been missing. But you're like on the verge of puking the entire time.

Good. Nice.

So this one is my favorite. This is my favorite. It's called uni, sea urchin. Uni is cooked? No, no, please cook, please cook. It's— trust me, it's so good. It's the number, number one. So good. Yes, if I eat this, everything is out. Please, little cook, please. It's, it's, uh, it's, it's not fish. So

what? It's not fish, it's potato. It's a potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Good, good, very good. Yummy, yummy. No, it's not potato. It's— take small bite. Potato. No, it's Potato. I know this. I touched this. Oh, shit. Can you please cook this? You can't. You can't. You can't cook it, bro. Look at it. It's just cream. It's— it's

a cream, dude. It's creamy. Okay, just a little bite for you. Yes, please. It's— it's my favorite. Just please. That's why I'm just little. First you eat. It's my favorite. I love it. Uni is amazing. Oh, without salt? No salt.

Popular Japanese. It's so— it's very sweet, very nice. It's like sugar. It's God's candy cane. Oh, thank you. Soup. God's candy cane, dude, of the ocean. Soup? Soup? Yes, just, just this one. Come on, man, I'll fit $15. Eat it. $15? $15. Come on, eat that. Hello.

Hi. You've never had anything like it before, have you?

I'm showing my friend sushi for the first time. Okay. And he, uh, unfortunately doesn't like it.

Spicy. This is good too. Try that. Spicy. Spicy. You cook this?

No. You like spicy though, right? I like spicy. A little Little cook, please, like this, little, then I eat.

It's like Fear Factor for this dude.

He's saying there's other customers, so he can't cook the

food, bro. I mean, you don't— if I'll eat it, if you don't want it, I'll eat it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, but you don't like the spicy? Not spicy. Yeah, you eat this one.

I'll eat it all. I don't care. I mean, it's up to you, bro. I mean, you're missing out, bro. Oh wow.

I mean, you asked him to cook that. Yeah, and you didn't even eat it yet. Yeah, I eat this. Thank you.

Like this? Deepak, can you fix camera angle so we can see you in the food? Deepak, can you fix camera angle so we can see you in the food? Deepak, can you fix camera angle so we can see the food and you guys? Like this?

Deepak, yes, you will never make— you'll never be able to go to Japan. Japan, everything is raw.

Well, I mean, not everything, all the good stuff. I was there for— I was there for a very long time. I even have a Japanese tattoo.

It was, uh, I mean, yeah, ramen is— ramen's cooked, but the fish is raw. Oh, the fish— yakitori is good. Oh, you should try that one thing, it's like a blowerfish, and if you eat it wrong, you die.

Yeah, so this is blowerfish in Japan that they cook, so don't worry. But if they cook it wrong, you'll die, please. And it's like $100.

I don't think you would like Japan though for another reason, because they do a lot of drinking there. Cooking You gotta agree with that, right? They do a lot of drinking. Izakayas and stuff. There's this like thing called izakaya. You go there, you eat a lot of food, and all you can drink for like, I don't know,

like ¥100 or something. Like ¥1,000. You're missing out, D-Pac. Would you like to have the uni? Oh, you don't eat sushi? No, I do eat sushi, but not raw fish. Not raw what? I don't eat raw fish. I don't like raw fish. So you're eating the cooked stuff that they have? Yeah, this is nice.

Yeah, the cooked one is nice. I— nah, nah, y'all are crazy. What do you mean, dude? Sushi's amazing. I know sushi is really amazing, but the cooked is good. Raw is I don't like raw, raw. I mean, hey, I guess— I mean, I didn't— I guess I'm the weird one. I mean, all right, you like it? I

love it.

In South Korea, I ate an octopus that was still alive,

and I put it in my mouth and it was like moving and stuff. It's moving in your mouth?

It was good.

And you eat— yeah, my favorite. It was really good. Octopus, your favorite? No, my favorite is uni, the sea urchin. My favorite.

Your favorite is uni, right? Before you eat this? Yeah, yeah, uni is my favorite. It's sweet. Yeah, in mouth. Yeah, easy. Easily. Yep, like cream. Yeah, like cream, like cream, like cream.

Getting creamed.

Well, I mean, that's almost everything, Deepak.

You hate everything. I like— I don't know, the second one is nice. What do you guys— what do you guys think he would like though? Okay, he doesn't like— he doesn't eat beef, so I can't show him amazing wagyu or amazing like beef. I can't show— he doesn't like fish, so I can't show him amazing sushi.

I don't know what I I don't know what's— what I can show. Try the soup. The soup. Maybe you like the soup. Yeah, it's miso soup. It's like, uh, like soy or something. I don't really know what it is, to be honest. Like some kind of vegetarian thing.

I mean, we got bachat. Yeah, yeah. I mean, curry's nice, but like

Oh, he cooked it just for you. No, for you. I'll finish. Okay, thank you. It was very good.

Yeah, it's tofu. Tofu. This tofu? Yeah, it's very good. No, you don't— I'll let you figure out how to drink or how to eat it.

Try the soup. Try first soup. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you got this. You have to drink it like this. That's how you do it. It's good. Yeah, it's nice. Yes. Tofu. Tofu is nice. Very good. Yeah. I mean, I wanted to show Deepak some something luxury. Curry is not that luxury, dude. Or like, what's it like? Like other

stuff, like yakitori sticks. I mean, they're good, but I wanted— I wanted him him to eat like a king, bro. What's a good— like, I guess like a— take you like Golden Corral or something. Golden Corral? Yeah, if you ever come to the US, I'll take you to Golden Corral. I don't know what's Golden Corral. It's a

buffet. Maybe you'll like lobster.

Do you like lobster? No, I, I never tried That's the next thing that we try. Take Deepak to a fancy lobster place. I'm gonna find something that you like. Yeah, that's because— what's your favorite food? My favorite food is not here. What is it? It's Indian. Like, just like what? Like curry rice? Curry rice, yes.

I gotta bring you to a nice Lobster place. Lobster place? Yeah, maybe you'll like— because they cook— it's cooked, it's cooked, it's not— it's cooked and it's with like crab and stuff. It's really nice, like a lobster boil. I need to get you a lobster roll. Lobster rolls are really nice.

Oh

my God, you surprised me, Deepak. You, you surprised me because I don't like sushi. Yeah, just never met anyone who doesn't like sushi. It's my first time. That's where I take people on dates and stuff, and everyone loves it.

Oh, that's good. All right, we'll get the bill. Can we get the check?

It's cooked, bro. You don't want it? What? It's cooked. You don't want it? I'm okay. It's cooked. Yeah, but okay, I could use this. What is this? This fish?

Chopstick. Chopstick. This chopstick. This crab. Crabs. It's like an imitation crab, right?

I mean, you're not— I don't think you would like this. No, it's real crab.

It is. I mean, you might like this or this. I don't think you like this, but I think you like this. I eat half this. I'm already full.

All right, we'll get more full. More food? No, more full. You eat this. No, no, I don't want it. Yeah, yeah, you want California roll, bro. This dude, the California roll has like salmon in it. He's not gonna eat it, dude.

I'm sorry, you, uh, too much money you spend with me, for me, because I don't like— I know, I'm pissed, Deepak. I'm totally disappointed. Yeah, because I don't like it. Because vomiting one more time, this is okay. I'm here to try to take you on a nice date and you've, you've embarrassed me. Sorry. Utterly embarrassed me. No,

I'm just kidding. It's okay, dude. I just— I thought you would like it though. It's my bad.

I don't want the tofu though. I don't like the tofu. You can have the tofu if you want. Do you like tofu? Tofu is made, made by milk? I don't know. I think it's, uh, soy or something. You know soy? Soy, yes. I think it's soy.

Get Ebi. I mean, he don't love— bro, I mean, he don't like. He's not gonna like any of it.

All right, we'll take the check.

Oops, I dropped my card.

I'm sorry. Do you

at least like the edamame? Edamame is good, right? Mm, it's nice.

It's beans, right? Beans. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, not liking the food is one thing. Spitting out the food is another thing. Spitting out the food is crazy, dude. Spitting. Spitting out the food is crazy. Like this? Yeah. Yeah. I don't like it. That's, that's correct. That's crazy, dude.

Like, I, I'd never experienced that. That's crazy.

All right, that's not too bad. 5,555 baht, that's not bad. Thank you. How much is that? I don't even know. Curious, curious. How much is 5— hey Google, 5,555 baht to US dollar? It's not too bad.

Oh, that's not— bro, bro, $160? That was, that was a good

deal. $160 is a great deal.

This, this, it was, it was cheap here. It's cheap? Yeah, $160. I'm telling you, 5555 baht is cheap. Yeah, in America I live above a sushi place and I go there for lunch and it's like $300. This also very expensive one. Yeah, But this is dinner. It's what? This is dinner. There's a place called Uchi that I

go to. That place, I mean, it's like $700 for sushi. Yeah, for like the same thing. But all right, let's go. You ready?

Thank you. I mean, $160, that's pretty cheap, bro.

Thank you. Thank you.

ABC, you said take him to Nobu. This is Nobu.

It is. It's, it's fucking— I took him to Nobu, literally the most like high-end sushi place, fucking, that, you know, that you could think of. And, uh, I mean, yeah, it was good. Like, it was— that's what I'm saying, it was cheap. $160 for Nobu is fucking cheap as shit, bro. Dude, in LA, Nobu's like $500. I

mean, Nobu's really not that— not the best. Uchi is way better than Nobu. But either way, uh, Yeah, I mean, this is a— I think that's fake Nobu. I don't think that's a— I think that's like a— yeah, it's like a bootleg Nobu. Yeah, it's, it's Nobu. May— I don't know if it's like part of the Nobu,

the real Nobu brand though. I got my card, don't worry. I got it, I got it. Because like real Nobu is very, uh, expensive and very, uh, luxury. Luxury. Luxury. Like this is like a— that was like a, like just a normal restaurant. Like Nobu's got like chandeliers and like live music and like, you know what I'm

saying, like fire spinners and shit like that.

So that was like a— that was a weird Nobu. I don't know, bro, but I mean, we are in fucking Bangkok, so what do you expect? I think they're gonna have fucking Nobu here.

They probably— no, that probably was like a fake one. Either way, the sushi was good. It was a very good, high-quality sushi. See, now this is more of Deepak's liking. This is more Deepak's liking. I mean, I don't know, you want— are you still hungry? Do you want food? No, no, no, no, I'm okay. No hungry? No,

no, I'm full. You want some McDonald's? No, I'm full. All right. And you? Yeah, I'm full. I mean, I ate, you know, fucking 20 pieces of sushi since you didn't want to fucking eat it. So, so let's see, CPAC. Let's go down the list here.

Let's go down the list here. You don't drink, you don't smoke, you don't eat beef, you don't eat sushi. Uh, no sex. No, no sex, no masturbate, no porn movie. What? No porn movie.

What do you do for fun?

What do you do for fun? I have a target, 2, 3 targets, then I done, then I do everything. Target? Yeah. What's your targets?

My target is my, you know, my target is, you know, the house. First, my target is this. The second one, married my brother. Then I do everything. Everything. I smoke. I smoke weed. So once you buy a house, I drink beer. Once you buy a house, you're going to do everything? Everything? No, no, no, no. Drink? No

drink. Drink only one time. Then you marry. Then I drink one time beer. So when you buy a house, You're going to one time drink a beer? No, no. Only then you marriage. Then I beer. Then I drink beer. If I'm not beer, then I smoke. I smoke. Start my— and I start smoking and I start sex.

What? Porn movie. So once you buy a house, you sex, you porn movie, you smoke? Yeah. Then I live my life. Why do you want to only do that after buy house? You know, if I do that, so I

I confuse my target. So that's why I'm not confused. I just focus my target. Okay, so if you do all the vices in the world, it's going to keep you from buying a house. Uh-huh. Because it's going to distract you. Uh-huh. That's a good mindset. But you know what, Deepak? What? It's going to make you depressed and

you're going to burn out. You got to do— you got to have some fun sometimes. Uh-huh. Imagine this. What kind of fun? People will go their entire life without buying a house. 20, 30, 40 years with no house. Yeah, right. They're going to go their entire life without having any fun? That's not a life worth living. You

might as well just die. Seriously, you got to have some fun sometimes. It's okay to splurge and have little vices, bro. That's what keeps you living. That's what keeps you alive. If you just, you know, if you ain't doing shit, you ain't alive.

Because like, what's okay? You bought this house and you can finally do all the stuff you wanted to now, but guess what? You're 60, you're 40, fucking old. Nothing, you know, I don't have a time to live my life. Exactly. And you've wasted all your best years grinding on this, on this, you know, abstract thing.

Let's go have a beer, Deepak. No, no beer. Let's go have a beer, Deepak. Right there, the She Bar. Let's go have a beer at the She Bar. How's House of Beer. House of Beer, Deepak. No, I don't drink. I don't drink beer. Only one time. Deepak, do you seriously think one beer is going to distract you

from buying a house? No, I can't. Because this is my, you know what I say? I can't be— I can't drink. I can't. Why? Because I see many times, you know, many people's— I show you, I tell you many times. That's why I'm not drinking beer, you know, because of

My brothers, and I saw it many people, they are drink and it's going too deep. Oh, your brother was drinking and he got— he went off the deep end. Yeah, but just don't do that. But just, just control yourself. I break my rules, so that's why I don't want to break my rules. Fuck your rules. Rules are

meant to get broken, motherfucker. Come on, you're not gonna be your brother, dude. You're already far ahead. Ahead of your brother. You're way ahead of your brother right now, bro. You've already solidified yourself in the live streaming world and you've signed a fucking contract with fucking Kick. There's nothing that you can do that would ruin this. So

all you gotta— I mean, just, just have a beer, celebrate. I can't, please, brother, please. Sorry, please. No, it's all right. I just want you to have fun, bro. I drink one time, then you married, then I drink, then I drink beer. Only in my life one time I drink, that's it.

After, after this, I don't drink. I just want you to have fun, dude. I feel like you ain't having no— how do you have— bro, I saw you today, bro. You were looking sad, man. You were like, bro, I don't know, man. I just want you to have some fun. It doesn't sound like you— when you're in

India, what do you do for fun? Nothing. Just watch movie and just chilling my house. I play with my children. That's not fun. Dude, watching movies in your house, playing, playing with your children, that sounds like work. That's not fun, dude.

What the hell? Like, bro, you need to have some fun, bro.

I mean, the club was fun, right? Yeah. Now imagine the club when you're drunk. It's way better. All right, I know, I know what you'll find fun. I know what you'll find fun.

Fun? What?

Shopping. Everybody loves shopping. Yeah, I love to shop. You like buying stuff? Yeah, I like— why don't we go to the mall and why don't you buy something expensive? What, what expensive? What do you think? You tell me.

Buying expensive shit is Really fun.

What about like a nice watch or something? Or like, uh, like a nice t-shirt? A watch is nice. I like watch. You want to buy watch? Yes. You buy watch? Okay, how much money? I don't know how much, but I need a digital watch. I like it. No digital watch, real watch. Real watch? So digital is— I

like it. No digital, no class, man. Oh really? No, get a real watch, bro, like a, like a Tudor.

Or like a, like a Movado. I think you could probably afford a Movado because, I mean, yeah, I mean, maybe a Rolex next month, but right now, maybe not this month, probably next month though. But, you know, maybe like a Movado or something that's like, you know, a couple— that's like $700, $800. $800? Yeah, $800. $800? Yeah,

it's a nice watch. It's super expensive. Super expensive. Yeah, but you know how How much of this? Guess. $1? No, $1. This, this one. What, 100 rupees? No. What? It's also good price.

1,500. All right, so rupees. All right, so like what, $1? Oh, it's like $15, $16 something. Oh, $16. All right, it's nice. Yes, buying the $800 watch is expensive, but it's fun. And then you'll walk around with this $800 watch on you, and it's, it's a lot of fun.

Dude, every day I walk around with this watch on my wrist, I have so much fun. Yeah, yeah, I'm just— it's just fun to walk around knowing that I have an expensive watch on. I don't know, it's just fun. It just feels fun, you know what I mean? Apple Watch.

But I got— I mean, he's trying to buy a house, so I get it. It's all right. I just— I mean, if you don't— I mean, it's all good, you know? I mean, you could have fun in life without any vices, I guess.

Let's see, I'm trying to figure out what the hell to do around here,

but I have no idea. I'm saving for a house. Yeah, you're right.

I mean, how close are you to that house goal? Huh? How close are you to the house goal? No, I'm not, not too close. You want to buy the house in cash? Yeah, you can probably probably get a mortgage, right? Does India do mortgages? Yeah, first I'm going to stream in my house, you know. At first I'm

going to house and find the house and stream. I show everyone which is the house for me, but no address,

you know. Right, but, uh, does India do, uh, loans? Can you do a loan or like a mortgage? I, I don't think so. You have to do cash? Yeah, cash.

They only believe in cash in India mostly. They don't believe in loans, I think. I mean, cash in India is kind of crazy for a house. I mean, that means basically nobody can buy houses in India. That's kind of fucking wild. Yeah.

What the hell, dude? That's fucking crazy, dude. So okay, you buy your house and then, and then, then what? What's your next goal in life? My next goal? Yeah, uh, travel all the world. So what's the point of the house then? Nothing. That's my, uh, my family is safe on the house, so I'm leaving my life. I'm

going to find— so if you bought a house for your family and then you, and then you ditch your family? Not like that, not ditch, but when I, when I feel this, my family is safe. All right, so you bought a house for the family. Yeah. And then you travel the world. Travel the world. This is my

next goal. I love traveling. I love to explore the world, you know. I want to see many places. That is kind of what Suspenders did. Suspenders, he bought a house. He bought a house and now, and then he traveled the world. Ended up getting a motherfucker, a girlfriend in Thailand. I know. What? Suspenders also traveled the world?

Well, yeah, until he got a girlfriend in Thailand. He bought a house and he traveled the world.

Well, I guess, uh, Deepak's got more values or whatever, so he ain't gonna be looking for a girlfriend type shit.

I just hope you don't. I hope you, uh, you stick to streaming, bro. After you bought his house, you still stream. Yeah. You know what?

I have a very good plan in India. Then I go there, India. I have a very good plan. I make one channel, Kick channel. Another one?

Yes. Why you make another Kick channel? No, I, I give you after stream. I, I— my idea is very good. You like it? Here, hold this for a sec.

Why? What's, uh— why do you want another Kick channel? No, I, I don't leak this, uh, thing

things. I, I tell you after, without a stream. It's my idea. Another Kick channel? Yeah, it's, it's crazy. Oh my God, tuk-tuk streams? No, not— you want to buy a tuk-tuk and then stream yourself driving the tuk-tuk? No, no, no, no, it's different things.

Why, are you trying to get 2 Kick deals? No, you got one, you're like, I'm going to get another Kick deal. No.

Yo, that would be fucking wild, bro. This dude, this dude over here with 2 kick deals. What? I mean, I don't know why you would possibly need to make a second channel, but I mean, tell me after, I guess. I mean, fuck it.

I don't make another channel, but I have an idea. 24-hour slum cam. No, he's going to be out of the slums, dude. Yeah, I don't want to stay anymore in slum. I want want to out of the slums because I feel like once you stop— stay like, okay, once you've stayed at places like where we've been staying

at, like mansions and 5-star hotels and stuff, I feel like when you go back to your house it must be hard. No, no, it's not. I love my house. It's not like you're not thinking in your head like, oh man, I gotta go back to the slum? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Now because my family

is there, so that's That's why I love this place. But what if you had no family? No family, then it's difficult for me. Then the house sucks? Yeah, no family without— if I'm staying here, 5-star hotel, then I go there, it's difficult, you know. Oh, we are— this is so disgusting and not a good place like this.

But they are now my family, so I want to— did you see that? I am also yesterday, I'm almost cry because I don't want to— I don't want to stay here anymore like this, you know. That's

You almost cried? Almost cried because I feel like I'm in the jail right now. Yeah, I know, dude. They don't even have real Nobu here. It's fucking horrible. Fucking ghetto Nobus.

Yeah. And, uh, whoops, I'm also— whoops, I'm also struggling. He said, what happened to you? Are you okay?

I was shouting like this, I want to go here, I don't want to stay here. So what happened to you? You said that? Yeah. Yeah, he wants to go back to Korea. Oh no, he wants to go back to Japan so bad. I don't blame him, dude. I want to get— dude, we all want to get the

fuck out of here so bad. We all despise everything about this place at this point. We hate it so much. We have conversations off cam just like, yo, we hate this place. It's awesome, you know, Thailand is very nice, but it's a

We stay here too much. Yeah, Thailand is fun. Thailand is cool for 1 week and then get out. Yeah, stay here for 2 months and you want a neck. 2 months is very hard. 1 month, uh, 1 week, 2 weeks is okay, but 2 months is very hard. I mean, to be fair though, I imagine we were

stuck in Nepal. If— dude, if I had to stay in Nepal Nepal for like fucking months at a time, I might have actually— I might— I don't know, bro. It would have been bad because that— I mean, Nepal is far worse than Thailand. It would have been real bad. India is nice. Thailand also very nice. But dude,

no offense, but if I was stuck in India for months, I would probably actually die.

I would never leave the hotel after like 2 weeks in India. I'd be like, all right, fuck this, I'm, I'm staying in the hotel for the remaining months.

If you're India in same situation, I'm, I'm there in India. Why does Sam love Thailand so much? I don't fucking know. I don't know what Sam sees in Thailand. I really don't. What if you're staying in India? And same situation, you're never, never boring because I'm there. Yeah, you're right, never boring. But, uh, I just would not

leave that. I just wouldn't leave the hotel. No, no, there are many places to see, you know, many, many places to see. Yeah, but man, I'd rather— I mean, I would rather be stuck here than India. Like, come on, if you're stuck in there everywhere, you'll never leave there. In America also, actually, you know what?

I guess I don't mind being— I guess I don't mind being stuck in Thailand because it's cheap, bro. Imagine if I'm— dude, imagine if we were stuck in South Korea. Oh my God, South Korea and America for me, I mean, bro, very— I'm gonna die. Really fucking expensive on these places. South Korea is very expensive. South Korea

was pretty expensive. Yeah, like same like Japan. Uh, Japan's pretty— Japan is cheap. Japan is cheap. Yeah, but for some reason South Korea was expensive. Well, more expensive than Thailand, I believe. Japan is pretty cheap though, honestly. Not the hotels, but like the food is cheap.

I'm not hungry, I'm full. Thank you, thank you, love you. I'm full. Yeah, I mean, so many fish. You could— you should go to Japan though, one time in your life, bro, at least. Because bro, you— it would blow your fucking mind. I mean, you hate all the— you would hate all the food there, but it would

blow your fucking mind. That place is just so different. Like, you think Bangkok is luxury? Yeah. You think so? Yeah. You haven't seen nothing. This place is like low-tier fucking luxury, dude.

This place is low-tier luxury. Yeah, bro, this ain't luxury. They got some nice hotels here or whatever, but they're not really like that. Look, like, they're— you— they're not Real luxury, bro. Japan got some real luxury shit, dude. In Japan? Yeah, but they're— they got some real nice shit. Like, bro, you just— it's nighttime, you walk outside

your hotel, it's just neon lights, LED neon lights everywhere, dude. Oh really? Girls walking around in sexy outfits dressed up as anime characters, whatever the— whatever, dude. You can drink beer wherever you go. It's just amazing. You just get fucking drunk walking around and just like every street is like a fucking desktop wallpaper. What? In Japan? Yeah.

And what about the, the rule? There's no rules. You just get drunk. Japan, that's why it's amazing there. You could just get drunk at all times of the day whenever you want and just walk around getting drunk and nobody cares. You can just walk everywhere. There's no fucking cars like trying to run you over and shit. You

can just walk in all these like alleyways and It's so good. You would love it, bro. I'm trying to come there in October. Oh, by the way, I got banned on Airbnb. You are banned? I got banned on Airbnb. Oh really? Yeah, from when we got kicked out of the place, the mansion, dude, a couple days ago.

They fucking banned me on Airbnb

because— which I— bullshit. I had— I had 5-star reviews, bro. My— I was literally— I had 5 reviews and all of them were 5 stars. I had a 5— I was a 5-star review guy. They fucking banned me because Airbnb's saying I'm over here breaking laws and shit. Like, bro, I ain't break no motherfucking law, dude. Get

out my face. Like, Airbnb— this is my third Airbnb account as well. Like, it's annoying, bro, because I have to change my debit card, I have to change my fucking like everything, dude, so that to make a new account.

Fucking dog shit. It's so annoying to make a new account.

Maybe I won't get caught in Vegas. All right, let's, uh, let's get on a tuk-tuk or something and go to the— I don't know, go to some mall or something. I don't know, just a way somewhere that has shit. There's no shit here.

It's like a highway.

Over here or something, bro. Rent a Lambo? I tried that. I called a couple places. They, they won't let me without my passport.

Let me look at some stuff. Hold on.

But I come there in the USA, so I meet Crabs, sex, and many, many, many friends. This is my best friend. Oh, I wanted to go here. We should have went here, dude. They have a dog cafe. I could have went here with Deepak. I, I had this on my list of shit to do, but I forgot,

and they close at 7, and it's 7.

Damn, I forgot about that.

Hold on, they call it Grab here.

All right, I called a Grab. Yeah,

I think this guy's a Grab, but he's not, he's not driving, it looks like.

Hold on a second.

One second, sir.

One second. Oh, Sam Murray style. Yeah, one second, sir. Cool. Fuck, hold on one second, let me figure it out. One second, my good sir.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I touch you? No, no, bro, what you trying to touch this man's face for? No, he said to me, touch, you touch. You touch that. Oh no, you can touch. Oh, solid, huh? Oh, oh, nice. Emporium. Hey sir, can we go to the Emporium? Go there. Emporium. Emporium. Emporium. Emporium. Emporium there?

Yeah, yeah. Okay, well, I'm trying to see exactly where I want to go though. Let's just Around that area is good though. Hold on a second, one second.

Yeah, it's a Thai bike, Thai bike. Hold on a second. Emporium. No, B, what's up, bro? No, B, actually no, no, no, no, no Emporium. Let's go to This place, because I have new place. This place, my good sir. What? This place. Look, you have map.

You see? Okay,

I'm gonna take Deepak to a VR arcade place. VR arcade place? Yeah, because you ain't never really played VR. That VR headset I gave you, you just sat in the fucking lobby, dude. I'll show you what's up. Say when, Don. And they got some like claw machines and stuff. What you doing? Straight? No, no, no, no, go

straight, go straight, go straight. Yeah, but I want him to type it in cuz I want my phone back.

Yes, yes, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, thank you, sir. You know what I'm penis.

Okay, Gobby, come to Australia. Okay, thank you. Like this, Deepak. You'll like this. This place? Yeah, you should like it if it's anything like the pictures.

I'll show you. I'll also show you the wonderful world of VR porn, but not here though, because that's illegal.

Change my battery one sec.

All

right, lovely. All right, about a 10-minute drive, not too bad. Yeah, you're gonna love this place, Deepak. It's really nice. You're gonna have a lot of fun, dude. And then, you ever, you ever played a claw machine before? Claw machine? Yeah, you ever played a claw machine before? No.

What is claw machine? Have you ever played game? Yeah, you win a prize and it picks up the thing with a, with a, with a hand. Oh, oh, it's a big ball, big one like this. Yeah. No, I saw it many times. Why do I feel like I'm on a date with you, like we fucking or something?

Yeah, no, it's true. No, porn is illegal here. It's very illegal. Well, when you try to search porn here on your phone, like a web message pops up with a web page that says this website is blocked due to the, like, the laws of Thailand or something. Like when you try to search motherfucking shit, like you can't.

It blocks the web page. It says, says this website goes against like the law or something.

Did the same thing in Nepal. And some, for some reason, some places in India, but not most. Mostly like Delhi, I could access, uh, I could access pornography in Delhi, but in other, the other state, Uttar Pradesh, I could not get into, uh, any porn. They're not allowed here also? Not allowed, yeah.

And in Nepal, yeah, I haven't watched porn in months, dude. I mean, I can't, it's all blocked, you know what I mean? Like

No, VPN is, uh, it's too slow to load anything. And honestly, that would be illegal.

Where is the legal porn? It's not legal here in Thailand, right? Yeah, illegal. Illegal, yes.

But in Japan, Deepak, you know what they do? They play porn in public. In Public? In public, but it's censored. Okay, but it's in like— they have it in public for advertisements, like guy giving blowjob or whatever. Yeah, it's Japan like America. Yeah, yeah, but they censor it though.

Did I see the new Landon the Plug video? Oh man, no, I didn't. I've been here, so I haven't been able to.

Wait,

does my title still say 10K Crazy Time or no? What does my title say? Hopefully it doesn't say the same thing. So I'm not doing 10K on Crazy Time again.

No. Okay, Japan is not like America. Japan is more degenerate than America. Oh Oh,

okay,

that's my title. Okay, Modi, my Indian government, Indian Prime Minister, they block the porn movie sites in India. Why? I don't know why. Did you ever watch before? No, it's my chat to say. Have you ever watched porn before? No, long time ago I watch it. On your phone? Yeah, in my phone. Or how do you do

it now? You just think? What if you want to jerk off now? How, you just think about it? No, I'm not jerk off. I have a wife. Yeah, but you just every time you just you horny, you just fuck? Yeah. Every time? Every time. What if she's sleeping? You wake her up? Yes. Yo bitch, fuck me.

It's like if my girlfriend's sleeping, I'll just jerk off. I don't care. Oh really? Yeah, it's real quick. I play these games if I cannot come before she wakes up. And how to do that? I'll come like— then you jerk off, you play the game, you don't see the porn movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, uh,

well, I just think about it. But well, it depends where I am in the world, I guess. At home I just watch porn. But, uh, yeah, I pole vault with my semen over her face. You think about No, I pole vault. Pole vault? Pole vault. What is that? So I'll jerk off and then hope— and then try

to— and when I come, I'll try to shoot the semen on the other side of her body and her face, and hopefully it doesn't touch her body so she doesn't wake up. So it's pole vaulting. I'm pole vaulting my semen over her body while she's sleeping. Oh, really?

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, you ever done something like that, or you just wake her up and you say, let's fuck,

or like, what's the deal?

Don't give me the— no, you don't. You don't want to have these conversations.

What? I don't remember the— give me the shit.

What'd you say? Who, me? Yeah. No, I'm just chatting the read. Chat, chat. Did you hear what I said? Ghost? What? Did you hear what I said? No, I don't. I said you just wake her up and say, let's fuck? Who, your wife? Yeah, when I think about that, I need a this, so I go to wake

up and then I do that.

Oh my God, dude, that's so fucking funny. Oh my God, dude, you have someone in the chat? You wear condoms? Yeah, I use condoms. Why? You— I mean, you should get something called an IUD. IUD? What is that? It's like a little thing that they— medicine? No, no, it's a little piece of metal that they, that they

clamp on the inside of the vagina, and then you don't use condoms, and then you don't use condoms. Condoms. Yeah, really? Uh-huh. They don't get pregnant. How do I buy here? The raps in America, they rap about it. Yo, and I put an IUD in that hoe. Can I buy here? No, you definitely cannot buy it here.

Okay. Yeah, you definitely— you have to buy it somewhere like America. It's not in India and like this, right? Definitely not in India. I don't think so. I mean, I think, uh, I mean, it depends. Is, uh, is like abortion, is that illegal in India? No, it's not legal. Not legal? No. Okay, then it's IUD, probably not,

not available.

Don't confuse it with an IED. An IED is a bomb. IED, that's a bomb. Don't put a bomb in her pussy, but that pussy be bombed though. Uh, wait, hold on, Joel got it They're saying Joel got arrested. Huh? Now Joel ain't arrested, bro. Every time I go on fucking streams, oh, they're arrested, let me go in

the stream. And then they just sitting there, bro, eating food or something. Like, bitch-ass motherfuckers lying, dude. Yesterday I meet 2 guy. It's also— it's a British. Did you see that? No, you don't. What? What'd you say? He say— I, I ask about that. He say— he said to me, you are a Twitch streamer? I say, no,

I'm a Kick streamer. He say, okay. I say— I tell him, you know, the Ice Cube, he He said, yes, you know the ICE president? He said, yes, yes, he's on Thailand. Yeah, I have a lot of fans. Yeah, but after he say he's going to— he's in jail. I said, no, who said that? He said, many

people said that. I say, I am also with him. Is this a misunderstanding? And now we are free. He said, okay, okay. It's news everywhere, all over the world, but we are here safe. Thailand is nice place. I tell him not in jail. We are not in this little— it happens and now he's not okay. He's not

in jail, dude. Yeah, although this technically is illegal what he's doing, cuz you know, like whatever. But it doesn't, it doesn't— unless as long as— I don't know, dude, it don't matter. Yeah, now it's, now it's fine. Now it's okay. I mean, technically he— that, that is like a 5-year in jail offense, but no No one's gonna

complain. Like, like a Thai person has to complain about that. Yeah, in real— like, like a real Thai person, which they won't because he's in like a shop or something, a clothing shop. So I don't know, dude.

Illegal to make content? I mean, yes it is. No, you can't. That's the law. That's the law. The law here is you can do whatever you want. But if you film it, you're— you're— that's like you're in trouble. Like, that's illegal.

Does that make sense? Like, like if you get into a fight with somebody and you film— if somebody— if you film, like if 2 people are fighting and you film it, you're going to jail for filming it. But the people fighting is— it's not illegal. Like, they're fine.

No, I'm not looking sad. I'm okay. What do you say? It's fine.

You— oh yeah, it's the, it's the filming, dude. It's not the actions, it's the filming. I mean, that's why I'm in trouble. It's not because of the fucking actions that I did, it's because I filmed it.

Thank you, Chucky. Thank you.

But you know, yeah, I don't know. I think we're almost there though. Who is your favorite porn star? Hmm, I don't really have a favorite porn star. Like, I don't, I don't really watch porn. Professional porn. Professional porn? Yeah, I watch amateur and like hidden camera and like this kind of shit. It's like, uh, you know, in

Japanese, Japanese porn star, uh, Japanese porn movie, they can't see anything, right? Yeah, it's censored. It's censored. They censor the penis and vagina. Sometimes vagina, but they're so hairy that they don't need to. Why? Because they're hairy.

Why he censor the— in porn movie they show everything. Because nobody wants to see the penis. Who's trying to see a penis? Ain't nobody want to see the motherfucking penis. I'm glad they censored the fucking penis. I don't want to watch no penis. No vagina also not see? No vagina, no censor. Oh really? Yeah, in Japan porn

movie vagina is no censor. Correct? No censor. No, not that. I don't watch fucking weirdo hidden cam shit. I watch like pretend hidden cam shit. It's like, like it's not real. It's like pretend. It's like, like, like they're acting, you know what I mean?

I mean, maybe sometimes I'll watch like, like a dude, he hires like a, like a prostitute or something, and maybe it's like a real hidden cam, but like, I mean whatever, dude. But you know, once if it's on my fucking like X, my fucking videos or Pornhub or something, like it's all, you know, fair game type shit.

So I just don't like the shit where it's too produced. It doesn't feel right, it feels fake. And like that, they don't have like a genuine reaction when they be blowing and shit, you know what I mean?

I like genuine reactions.

I like, uh, I actually do like watching like girlfriend swap stuff, or like, like wife swap is some shit. It's like, or like this thing where it's like this girl, like a threesome with a Tinder date or something, dude. Thank you, secular, for holding. Or like 4 girls, 1 dick. That, that shit is good too.

No, it ain't no cuck shit because I'm swapping. I'm fucking a chick too, bro. What you mean ain't no cuck shit? It's crazy. You fucking a chick too. But, uh, you know, in, in, uh, in Pakistan, yeah, they mostly watching the animal, animal porn movies. Oh really? In Pakistan, huh? In Pakistan. Why? And not in India? No,

no, they are not India. Yeah, in Pakistan they love porn movies about animals.

Why do they? Is that, is that true? Who's it? Who in the chat from Pakistan? Where, uh, where are my Karachians? Fucking stand up, bro. Do you be watching animal porn,

bro? They're not watching animal porn, dude. Oh really? You think they fucking animals? No, they're not. They love watching the animals. I saw it my In an Instagram message.

What kind of animals? Like sheep? Sheep? Yeah, sheep, horse, and cow maybe. I don't know. Cow? I don't know. The cow will kill them, bro. Cow's got a big-ass dick. I don't know. The cow— many, many, uh, animals. The dog also, especially dog. Dog sex.

What kind of— what kind of porn do you watch? What kind of porn do you watch? Me? Yeah. I'm just watching many, uh, the, uh, the very famous actors. Uh, is American. Who? I don't know. What's that chop chop name, Chad? Do you know? Chomp? Chomp? No, no, I just asked.

I forget the name. The lady. What lady? Is American. She's American. What's she look like? She look like Indian. Mia Khalifa. Oh yes, yes, yes. You do not watch Mia Khalifa, dude. Why? She hasn't made porn in like 10 years. Is it 10 years? And she only made like one video. Oh really?

Yeah, bro. What you mean, dude? I saw it many times, a long time ago. Now it's not— it's now retired, bro. You ain't watching no Mia Khalifa. What do you really watch? I saw it. You fucking lying, bro. What do you really watch? No, Mia Khalifa and, uh, Sunny Leone. That's it. And you like when she gets

fucked? Yes, I saw it many times a long time ago. Yeah, Sunny Leone. And Mike, uh, Mike Clifford. You said what? Sunny Baloney? Sunny Leone. Sunny Leone. Sunny Leone. I don't even know who that is. Is that a guy? No, she's a girl. Why I looking at a guy? I don't— maybe that was the guy porn actor.

I don't know, he's fucking a girl. I don't know. Yeah, he's a girl porn actor. I don't like, uh, boy porn actors,

but now she's in a, in a Bollywood movies. Now she retired. They let her in Bollywood after doing porn? Yeah, she did porn in India. No, no porn in India, but now he's left that job. How's they— how they let her in Bollywood? That's illegal, bro. No, no, no, now he's come to, uh, no porn, finish. No

porn. Yeah, but used to do porn, so still illegal. Yeah, it's legal. Illegal is legal. It's not good in

India. I don't know what kind of porn, what kind of shit do y'all watch? Cuz like, I thought the shit that I watched pretty normal. I don't know, handicam swaps, threesomes with like Tinder girls. Tinder girls? Tinder girls. Tinder girls. I do 4 girls, 1 dick. I watch like harem, like harem videos where it's like 100 girls,

1 guy. 100 girls, 1 guy? Yeah, type in 100— type, bro, D-Pac, when you get home, type in this. Type in 100 girls versus 1 guy.

Wow. 100 girls versus 1 guy. H-A-R-E-M. Harem. Hurry.

That shit is fire, bro. Literally Literally, they just— the girls are just— they just laid out, bro. They're just laid out. And he's just spot— like, he like fucked one for like 20 seconds, go boom, on to the next one, boom, on to the next one. And like, bro, one girl's kissing him, one chick's sucking him, one

chick's eating his ass. Like, just like 100 chicks. Oh damn, it's some fucking wild shit, bro. That dude's living a dream. This movie, Bond movie, it's like, like 45 minutes. 45 minutes? Yeah, he do 45 minutes to 100 girls. Yeah, no condom or nothing either. Damn. So there's nothing— they all got tested, I assume. He's not a

guy, he's an alien. Well, you know, he just— yeah, I mean, I would nut within seconds. I would nut by walking in the room, dude. Like, oh my God, if 100 girls ready to fuck me, like, I would nut immediately. There's no way. And then I would— I'd be so freaking horny that I'll probably still— what's your—

what's your— probably nut again. What's your timing? I've only nutted twice, one time in my life. Ice, ice. What? What's your timing in sex?

10 minutes? 15 minutes? I don't know, 3 to 4 seconds.

No, no way. Why? No, I mean realistically, maybe like 30 to 60 seconds. 30, 60 seconds, then after you come? Yeah. No, 100%, bro. If I'm like drinking a lot or I took too much modafinil or something, maybe like 1, 2 minutes. This is— please.

What about you, Deepak? 20 minutes? 30, 35 minutes. 35 minutes? Ain't no way, bro. How? I mean, my shit's tight, so I don't know about you, but like Bro, my shit, 1-2 minutes max. No, I'm 30-35 minutes. Yeah, I always have to do foreplay and like, you know, my fucking ass eat pussy and shit. You ever eat

pussy? Gotta like eat the pussy. Yeah, I gotta eat the pussy for— and like wet a finger and shit, you know, because otherwise, you know, 1-2 minutes. So no, you eat pussy? I'll do what I have to do. I don't like to do it, but I'll do what I gotta do. And then motherfucking— I'm gonna be honest

with you though. I'm gonna be honest with you, D-Packs on a Stack.

When I'm fucking for longer than 5 to 10 minutes, my dick gets numb and I go soft.

I don't know how many— how many times y'all went soft inside a pussy before? Because like, it's happened. If I— if I like, I just get bored after like 10 minutes. I just— I'm bored. I just— I'm like, I'm not coming. And then I just go soft and I stop. Oh really? Yeah, I get numb, get bored,

and then I stop. I just get bored. I don't know. I get so fucking bored.

If it's like longer than 10 minutes, I'm like, all right, I just want it to fucking end, dude. I just want to nut, you know?

I don't really— it just gets numb. I don't feel anything. Then I'm bored.

Um, it's not erectile dysfunction. I can get hard, bro. It's just if it's— if I last longer than 10 minutes, I get bored.

But yeah, only one time have I nut 2 times in one session. One session? Yeah, got blown, nutted, kept blowing me for like 10 minutes, nutted again. Only one time. I don't like it though because it doesn't feel good. It's too intense and it's too much, too stimulated. I don't like it, so I never do that again.

I mean, is it just me? You guys don't get bored after like 10 minutes or whatever, 20 minutes or something? What? Deepak, how's it smell? What smell? Everything's like, like, okay, in America they have like, they have hygiene products that girls put inside of them to make it to make it smell good. Oh really? Why? To make

it smell good. So who smelled that? That— who smelled— the boy also smelled the vagina? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why? Because— what do you mean? They put shit inside of it so it smells good. Because when I'm eating her, when I'm eating the pussy, I don't want no stank, you know? What I mean? Yeah, I know. You

smell good for the, for the guy.

So how is, uh, how is it, how is it in India? It's not like that, 100%. What's it like?

I don't like the, this, these things, you know, eat the pussy shit.

Vomiting, bro. You said vomiting? Yes. Who's vomiting? You?

Yeah. Why?

Eat pussy sheep.

I mean, bro, why you— I mean, just, they have like a— they have hot— they have products, bro, you put inside. Like, it's like soap. Soap and pussy. Yeah, it's like a soap.

And after she wanted to fuck and then put out the soap, then fuck. Yeah, yeah. Or you eat, you lick. No, you know, you, you never lick? No, no, no, no, no. Shit. You have to— they clean and then you lick. It's nice. Oh shit, it's very bad, very bad in India. I don't think So it's good

things. Well, I know you gotta, you gotta get some of that, the vagina soap. Yeah, they have vagina soap. It's called douches. They have? Yeah, it's called a douche. Douche? Yeah, you put it, you put the thing inside of them and it cleans up their shit, and then you take it out, and then they actually have vaginal

rubs. So it's like a cream or something, like a little— like it smells like strawberries or something. And then you put— they rub it on the outside of their skin in the vagina, and that smells good.

You joking? It's like a vaginal, like, soap or like body gel or something. Yeah, it's like really nice.

I don't know what you say. This is It's very— damn, I don't think so. In India it's possible, certain things. Well, yeah, but you could just use normal soap. In India it's possible? Yeah, just use normal soap. Do you got— I mean, you guys don't take a shower before you have sex? Yeah, yeah, I do that. Shower

before sex? Yes. All right, well then that's— what about— and then you're the other person too, right? Yeah.

Okay, so what's the problem? Why would you vomit? No, before the sex we are shower, but no eat pussy, you know. Why? That you showered so everyone's clean, right? No smell? Yeah, smell— no smell, but it's very weird, you know. It's very bad. I don't, I don't think about in my mind eat the pussy. Trust me, man,

eating pussy— no, no, no, that shit's all right, man. No, I already one, one time I do one bad things. What'd you do one time? You tell me. So that's why I do that one bad things. Bad thing? Oh, you mean blowjob? No, please don't say. How is that bad? That's not bad. It's bad, very bad. Why?

Because my— I don't say. She's vomiting. No, dude, she vomited? Yes, because it's not good. Did you cum in her mouth? No. Where'd you cum? Out. Why? It's not good. Nah, bro, you got to at least cum in the mouth, dude. No, no, no. I mean, at the very fucking least, like, if you were never going to

get it done again and she's going to vomit anyways, might as well just nut in the fucking throat. I mean, shit, you know what I mean? Might as well, bro. Vom— bro, she vomited. Did you shower? What the Why is she vomiting, bro? And I realized I got no bot, dude. Oh, okay, bro.

Why are you looking like that? It's bad.

Do you have any bot, D-Pac? What? 100. Do you have any baht? No. Me neither. What baht? Baht. Thai baht? Yeah. 100? 100. 1,000. How much? 101.

Okay, thank you. Okay, what was that, 100? No, 1,000. You gave him 1,000? Yeah. What about your change? No, he gave him change. Oh, you got change? No, he give me this change.

Check how much I give you. Hmm, 1,000 I give you. Yeah, it's 1,000. Yeah.

No, it's 100. 100? Yeah, I give you 1,000. He gave 1,000?

Yeah. Oh really? Wait, 100? 100? Oh, okay. I have 100. 100? Yeah.

Did you actually give him 1,000? Yeah. Yeah? Are you sure?

Oh, he's got it. So— oh, he pulled out the wrong bill. No problem, no problem, bro. That's wild, dude. Oh, I don't know who's scamming who, bro. Yeah, fucking— that's crazy.

You scam me, I'm a teapot. The scamming professional.

Okay, okay.

Did

you see that? No problem, no problem, bro.

I can't believe you said she vomited, bro. Huh? Vomit? I can't— thank you, Bjorn, for the 97 viewers. Let's go. Thank you, dude. I can't believe you said she vomited, bro. Yeah, I don't like it. Sushi, raw sushi, I don't like. No, not sushi, bro. For what? You said she vomited. Yeah, yeah, she vomited. I can't believe

that. That's fucking wild, dude. Because I asked him, I said to me, you do like this. I say to me, you do like this. She said, why? I said, uh, I She said, no, I can't. I said, please, one more time, because my, my brother said to me— she said no. Your brother was there? You, my brother.

Oh, okay. She said, okay, first you go clean. Then after I'm clean and shaving and everything, then— oh, you shaved and everything too? And then I come and he do 4 or 5 times and she vomiting. 4 or 5 times? How long it lasts? 4 minutes? Uh, 3 minutes. 3 minutes? 3 minutes. And then how's she do?

How's she do? Why you do like that? Like down the throat? Like choking? Choking. Then after he vomiting. Then after she vomiting. No, no, no choking. Needs to go very light like this.

Like real light and light. Little like you got to keep it light. No, It's the first time, man. She gotta go light. No, then she don't say sorry, sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry? Yeah, because she won't be. Or no, you gotta grab like this and be like— No, no, no, like, no, no.

I think upstairs is probably the VR place.

That's fucking wild though. Fucking vomiting, dude. Oh, this is some good American food too. Auntie Annie. I eat this one, this one. It's good. Auntie Annie. Yeah, it's good shit. I love this. Some good shit, dude. Yeah, this is love. It's like carrots, dude, so it's really nice. Or like pretzels. And I buy for you, but now

I'm very far away. Me and Sam. You're far away? Yeah. What do you mean? We are in the mall to buy this. Oh yeah, yeah. So I buy this one for you, but he say this If you want to eat this hot, is good. What? He said this is hot, is good. Yeah, yeah, it is very good.

I think upstairs is the VR place. I, if I had to take a wild guess here,

it's always upstairs.

Are you a dripper or a shooter? Huh? Are you a dripper or a shooter? Dripper what? Does your cum drip or does it shoot? Shoot what? I don't understand. Does your cum drip or does it shoot?

No shoot, I'm just out. Does it drip? Yeah, drip like a sink. Sink? Yes. No sink in downstairs.

Like this, they shoot or does it drip? Drips out? No, shoot, shoot. It shoots? Yeah, shoot. My dude said no sink.

Where's the fucking— we need to find that elevator or something, dude. Too many fucking floors and for escalators, bro.

I hate when I drip, dude. I love shooting, but dripping, fucking annoying. It sucks, dude.

Train been playing Crazy Time for 9 hours. I mean, very unlucky, bro. I mean, yesterday I got screwed as well. South by it, so makes sense. All right, escalator number 2.

This is one good thing about Thailand, I will say. They have a lot of malls here. Like, every street corner has a fucking mall, and all the malls are really nice. Like, there's no bad mall here. All the malls are fucking amazing. Yeah, no bad mall. Like, this is considered like a shitty mall. In Thailand, and this

mall is fucking sick. Like, the malls in America suck. Oh, like, the malls in— the malls here are fucking nice. In America, not good? No, America has really shitty malls. I don't know, don't you guys think American malls fucking suck? Like, they're dead. They have shitty stores. They're dead. Like, they're like shit. This is nice. They're old

and shit, you know? Like, nobody goes to the mall anymore, so There's this new trend in America, so it's like, it's like outdoor malls with apartments. So it's like, and here is it clean? It's clean, yeah. Normal mall, no clean. And then, but then, yeah, the outdoor malls are clean. It's like, uh, they have apartment buildings as

well. It's like, it's even like roads and stuff. I don't know how to explain it. It's like mini cities. That's like the trend, uh, there's no— in America, the Malls are no good no more. So to see malls thriving in other places is nice because I like the malls. Malls are nice. I really— I like malls. And

maybe America, New York City have many malls in New York? No, no, no, it has no malls in New York City. Yeah, no malls. I mean, maybe, maybe some like shopping malls, but not really. Hold on, we gotta go. My language over here. Excuse

me, where's this fucking PR place, dude? Is it Harborland?

I think it's Harborland.

I mean, I guess they do have malls in New York, but the malls in New York are not— they're just like, like expensive kind of shit, dude. There's nothing like this, like normal malls, you know.

I guess Americans are a bit too fat to move around in the malls now.

You got a point about that.

In America we have Walmart. Walmart. Walmart. Walmart. It's like the mall, but it's like, it's just like a shit, like a shit version of a mall. It's just like, it's like a grocery store, but it's really big. Grocery store is a big— yeah, but it's like a really big grocery store this way.

I hate, I hate how they design these malls though. They put the escalators always on the opposite side of each escalator, like floor or whatever, you know what I mean? Like here up, and the other one we got to walk all the way around to go to the other up one. It's like, dude, just put them next

to each other. So fricking annoying, dude.

T-Pac would stream 24/7 in a Walmart, bro. You would love Walmart, dude. You'd be like, oh my God, they have everything. Or like a Home Depot or something. You'd be like, oh my God, what this? Oh, oh, what is this, lawnmower? You sit down. Oh, it— oh, switch front. You cut the grass? You cut grass here? What?

That's like— you'd be like, oh, you cut grass here?

In America? Yeah. America Mall? The Walmart? Yeah, Walmart. Walmart means it's a hot, hot mall? No, Walmart is the name of like of the store. Okay. It's a very big store and they sell everything.

All right, we're almost to the top. I don't know why they don't have a fucking elevator, but fucking— it's all good, dude. We're almost to the top.

Oh shit, going the wrong way.

No, I think it's right here. This diff— that's different, right?

That's just, uh, that's for a gym, dude.

Walks past the VR.

Oh my God, we did! We're so stupid. How did you notice that and I didn't? God, am I— I am so retarded, dude. Dude, how did I not even see that?

Like, I'm fucking blind, dude. I thought it was up there, that's why. I was focused on getting the fuck up there.

Hello, how are you? Yeah, today is just like you can not a little bit not busy, you can come and play and we have a lot of game for multiplayer game. What? We have a lot of games for VR. Okay, around 20 games, and on your time you can change any game. Oh really? Yes. Okay, I want

to show him. He's never done VR before. Never do. I want to show him. Yes, yes, yes. Maybe I recommend the game, something scary, something scary, very scary. I recommend this one. It's, uh, the control is not, not hard to control, and the game is a lot of the jump scare. Okay. Let's do that one. Okay, let's

do that. Yes, I just film. I'll film him. Oh, okay, okay. Because I want— yeah, one person. I, I want you to go into this alone and I'll film you because otherwise there's no content because I am going to be filming. They won't see what we're doing. Yeah, yeah. Here, can you, uh, how much? Oh, we have

the card with, uh, half an hour 350 baht. Okay, one hour is 600 baht. Okay, pay now. You can play after when you finish the game. Okay, you can look at them. This game is a cooking game. Oh, they're cooking together. This one, right? They're cooking together. Oh yeah, like I played this. Yeah, I've been like, just

like Overcooked. Overcooked, yeah, that's a good game. Oh, streamed Overcooked, that's fun. This game is called, its name, uh, Cookout, and it's just like Overcooked. I have a sample. This one I have. This is better. This is better. Better than what you have? Yeah. How, how long, uh, wait? Oh, you can pay now. You have to— okay,

thank you.

Deepak, it's time. It's what? It's time. Yeah, you can pay any little Whatever, maybe in here. Let's go in this room. Yeah, our own private room. Why not? And look, that's called a gaming computer. This one, it's called the— dude, that's pretty sick. They just got it hanging on the wall with no case. Wow, that's kind of

sick though. This is a game.

Well, that's the computer. Yeah, the game is— we will open the game soon. What is that, a 3080? Uh, we use the, the own version one, is the 1080 Ti. That's interesting. No, no case? No case, because we, we need to just like let them not heat. No good connection? You have Wi-Fi? Uh, yeah, yeah. Give me

Wi-Fi. Yeah, the Wi-Fi is brand

How's the lighting in here? Is it all right?

All right, so just put the cam down, point it towards over here. And good luck, Deepak. I'm gonna be here, I'm gonna be filming you. But good luck, you're the one who's gonna be going somewhere. You're about to leave this fucking world. Oh, it's a whole nother motherfucking world, Deepak. You have no idea what to expect, do

you? You're about to have your mind fucking blown. And these are, these are not even— these are like last gen fucking VR headsets as well. If you use the one that I have at home, you would fucking die. Like, it'd be like real life.

And on a 1080 as well, so kind of scuffed, but it's all right.

The god-tier perfect fucking camera angle. Yeah, I love this. It's the same thing. No, no, but this is a better headset. Higher quality. Higher quality.

HTC Vive.

I don't know how to play this.

Can you help him, uh, put a game on? This side. Just wait, going to just put the— I can't see, I can't see anything. It's you? It's black. It's you? No. One more hand. Oh, that one is a sensor. Sensor in the— this is sensor? Yeah, that one is sensor to capture the, the VR in the game.

Where are you? Oh yeah, yeah, in front of you. It's okay. Okay, can you see both hands? Yeah, yeah. Okay, can I see more process? We check your hand in the end. Okay, this one for right hand side. Okay, can you see clear or a little bit blurry?

Okay, for the first game is, uh, really scary. Scary? No, no, no, no, no, a little bit. No, no, no, it's all right, don't worry. You can play Yeah, just— you better pray to Shiva. Yeah. Okay, can you see clear or a little bit blurry? A little more clearer, right? Can I move down like this better?

This one is okay. Okay, like this, right? Okay, let's go. And I will tell you about the boundary in the game. When you get a little bit close to the wall, you will see the square like this. When you cross Cross the wall, you can see that the square to tell you this is like nearby the something.

Okay, you understand what he said? Yeah, yeah. Don't, don't leave the square. Yeah, yeah, this is square. I'm in trap. This is trap.

But I see you. Where are you? Propagation. You ready? Yeah. This is you.

I don't know how to— he's going to shit his pants, dude. Done. Oh,

okay. And you need to start with new game. Yeah, you need to press the trigger under the controller. How do I— yeah, this one for sure. Something's Shooting. How shooting? Yeah, you need to press the trigger for shoot. Select this and tutorial mode. And no tutorial, fuck it. Get the driver because I don't have the button.

What about the game? It's okay? Yeah, graphic is cool, but that's finish. Oh, not yet, it's just, uh, intro. Oh, no headphones. Oh my head. Use the headphone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you use the headphone, you cannot hear the TV. Oh, that's okay. Just like here, right?

Do you know what's going on, Deepak?

Yeah, maybe first step, finish your your zombie hand first. Yeah, one harder, harder, harder, harder, more harder, more harder. Like that. Okay, 2 more hands up. Punch like that. Okay, one more down. Yeah, try again like that. Okay, next, next step, you need to pick up the pistol on your hip, right side on your body. Look down

on your pocket, right side. That's it. Pick up the gun and then shoot the target. Why you shooting again?

Okay, next step. Pretty good. Pick up the, the ammo belt. The ammo on your belt, right here. He's going for it. And put to that gun. Don't Forget about this, Deepak. When you're killing zombies, you're gonna need to know this.

By the way, Deepak, if you die in the game, you die in real life. Really? Yeah. Okay, and shoot the target again.

Real gangster shit.

Okay, are you ready? He's ready. Let's go. Ready for fight with the zombie? Fighting zombie? Yeah, but it's, uh, not scary. It was very, very scary. Get ready to die, D-Pac. Okay, let's go. You need to start new game and start the game with a normal mode.

Okay, start new game. Go to the, the menu screen and select start. Get ready, pick up the gun. I'm done.

Got hit by a train, dude.

It's like a movie. Yeah, that used to act there for the sub, bro. Oh my God.

Okay, get the gun. Let's go. Okay, and look around. Be careful. Watch out, man, the zombies are coming. I, I can't— no, you already got it in. You already got it in.

And look around you. Don't walk because you cannot move so much. Watch out, B-Pack. Watch out for the zombies, man. You make it to much noise, man. They going to hear you. Okay, someone is coming. Save him, D-Pac! Save him! Let him die, D-Pac! You're behind you, behind you! There you go, there you go. All

right, good job, good job. And I got him, got

Not bad. There you go, reload. There you go,

dude. Show that Sherpa who's boss, dude. He beat you, remember? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where is the Sherpa?

Your aim is pretty good for number 2. Watch out!

Here you go.

Who's next? Don't get too cocky.

Now it's going to get real hard. It's hard. Going to get hard.

Kill him! Reload, reload, dude!

Dude, reload, dude! It's okay, this game is a lot tougher. You die, you need to wait for 10 seconds and you can play again. Now you can pick up the gun.

There you go. There you go.

Come on, shoot him, dude. Shoot him, dude. Bro, you would die in a, in a zombie apocalypse.

No, you have to Reload your gun, dude. No urgency at all, dude.

How do you feel?

And what the hell, dude?

You learned how to do all this in this— in the slums, didn't you, dude?

What the hell are you doing?

You almost kicked me. Oh really? A little bit. You are here? A little bit, yeah. Oh, sorry.

Quickly reload, reload quick! D-pad! All right, good job, good job! Stay alive, stay alive! Behind you, behind you! Okay, reload your gun!

From we are apologize to you are apologize, bitch! Come on!

Are you ready to go to the next game?

Maybe next game, like, I'm going to try something like,

uh, cut the— don't play the, the music. Hey.

You died again, D-Pac. What's wrong? You okay?

Tired. Okay, maybe go to the next game.

Yeah, what's the next— what's the— what's the next game?

The game on the— maybe next game I recommend The, the new one with the shooting game. Another shooting one, or maybe the boxing game.

Let's do Job Simulator. That's a more relaxed one, right? Yeah, funny, funny. Yeah, I want to see if he can complete job. Yeah, I— because I, I played that before and I— yeah, it was really hard though. Yes, maybe I'm stupid, but it was hard.

Is a really complicated one. Yeah, that's why I specifically point him on it. And this one is, uh, the zombie game for 4K. They play together in the same group and stay alive together. Yeah, what game is that? Its name called, uh, Someday. Someday. Someday. Like Alice in Wonderland. Okay. Yeah, I have a VR headset at home.

Yeah, I've got a Pimax. Oh, you know Pimax? Not yet, but the game is good, right? It's very big. Very big one. Yeah, yeah. Very, very big headset. Oh, and it looks like just like a really big one and with the 2 skins in the, in the graphics, right? Yeah. 4K. 4K. Oh, that one is a really

good one. Yeah, yeah. But you need a good computer to run it. Yeah, I need to. I have, I have 3080. 3080. And what about, uh, you use the laptop with, uh, 32GB, right? Yeah. Really high PC. Very high PC.

Oh yeah, it's amazing. Yes, sir. One of the best ever. Wait, oh, you got VRChat? Yeah, we have to get— no, let him play VRChat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's funny, dude. Yeah, I'll get— yo, let's get D-Pac on some VRChat, bro. Oh, y'all in the chat, all right, you gotta stream snipe D-Pac though. All right, because that'll

just be funny as shit.

Okay, let's go.

Wow, damn, that was loud as shit.

The UK already have the new one. This one can play with, uh, just like 4 players.

Yeah, that one's fun. But don't worry, we're getting you on a good game right now. It's called VRChat. VRChat, very nice. I have— yeah, yeah, it's very fun. Yeah, it's like the same like this. It's same. I have game same like this. Yeah, but this one's better. Yeah, high quality, higher quality. Yeah, he has Oculus. Yeah, it's

Oculus. Oculus is more possible if I have the full resolution display. No, no, he has the wireless Oculus. Yeah, bad resolution. Yeah, bad resolution because not running with the PC. When you use the Oculus running with the PC, you can get the good graphics also. Yeah. Yes.

It's like I'm going in new, new life, new world. Wait till you see VRChat. Yeah. Have you, have you ever had an online girlfriend? Yeah. Online girlfriend? Yeah, you can have online girlfriend. I have many. You have many? Yeah, in VRChat I got, I got like 5 girlfriends. 5 girlfriends? Yep. And they're all cat people. They're Catwoman.

Catwoman? Yeah, they like— they look like cat. Oh, but they— they're— but they're sexy. And you, you can do anything with him. You can touch anything. You can chat with them, can talk with them, and you can touch their face and stuff. Yeah, I, I have a full body suit. Oh, you have full body suit? I have

full body Me too. I do, I, I do crazy things with my VR girlfriend. Yes, you know what I mean? Yeah, everything. Yeah, it's, uh, for now we have it just like the new suit for now already. When you touch the in the game, right, touch in the game, you can just like get feeling on this. You

have? Yeah, uh, not, not have yet, but it's, uh, in the just like for the new technology. Okay, you need to put the headphone on the ear first. Okay, with both sides, and get ready into the game. Oh no, let's do VRChat. Yeah, let's go.

Okay, I think he's gonna change it. This is Job Simulator. Let's do VRChat.

Update. Okay, really fast. Ethan, I could be the banana. You could be the banana. You could be the banana avatar. I'll teach you how to play. I play this a lot. I teach you how to play.

I even 3D printed a, uh, a model of my apartment into VRChat, dude, before I removed it because I realized that it leaked everything. Like, like I had like books and stuff on the shelf and they would leak everything. Like the LiDAR scanner was too good. It's too much detail. Like closet, everything. You showed everything.

What? What? What? No, no, no, it's here.

Oh, headphones. Oh no, let's take the headphones out, dude. Fuck that. I want to hear what these motherfuckers are gonna be telling you.

Yo, what's up? Hi, I just subscribed to you like an hour ago. An hour ago you subscribed to me? Yeah, on the way here I subscribed before I sniped people. Oh, okay, you were watching me without being subscribed? Yeah, I am. We just got into Kick recently, we were using Twitch. Yeah. Oh, okay, I never heard of

you until you got arrested, then I started hearing. Oh, well, hey, nice to meet you, man. Good to meet you. Nice to meet you. Where are you from? You guys from, uh, from the US, like San Francisco area. Oh really? Yeah, from England. Oh nice. Well, I hope you enjoy Thailand. Yeah, yeah, I live here a while.

I'm Thai, I'm dual citizen. Oh nice, that's sick as hell. Yeah, how'd you find this? Uh, I know, I mean, I know Thailand, so I could recognize everything. Oh yeah, that makes— I mean, you live here, so, right? Yeah, there's not too many VR places. Wait, hold on, excuse Excuse me, excuse me. Uh, can we make the

audio come out of the TV? Uh, which one? The audio. Audio TV. I want to hear the people. Okay. And also, can you turn his microphone on? Yeah, turn on— turn the microphone on, baby. Oh no, you're not dead, bro. Hold on.

So what's up, guys?

Uh, I don't know, I just like working people. He's got bored today because we went shopping. Yeah, I mean, okay, and then you got in a bad mood. I'm in a bad mood. It's kind of boring because like some, some stuff— like we went to Platinum, but I've been to Platinum before. How'd you guys be? I came

on holiday here. Oh, okay, in April '22. All right, and then I came back in August to live here. That's nice. Yeah. Hold on, um, D-Pac, let me see. What are you doing? What's this? Oh, he's doing it, I think. Oh, he's turning the audio on, that's what he's doing. Here, D-Pac. Yeah, give me the— give me

the controllers, I'll help you out here. Okay, can you hear the sound now? Okay, when you want to get into the game, you need to look to your watch. Okay, can I have this one? Yeah, let's put them in the lobby with people. Yeah, with like some squeakers. Oh, okay. Maybe you can join. Select this one. Select

world. Here, go, go to the worlds. Yeah, go to worlds and then select the little— wait, hold on, let's see. Let's go here. Uh, hold on. Oh, go to that one. Drinking night. Yeah, yeah, drinking night, dude. Yep. Select join. Oh, I have a lot of people. Uh, something to say when you— oh, perfect. Let's go. Why

don't you meet them? Yeah, you can walk around with the button when you You have this, you can walk.

Okay, red ball is floating and we have a lot of game can play together. Really? Yeah, each other, keeping some— okay, game is coming.

Uh, you wait, wait, wait.

Okay, red ball is floating.

Deepak, you might meet a new friend in here. Yeah.

Hopefully you meet some nice people. What? You're not playing as well? No, I'm just watching him play. Mr. Khan. Because he's never done VR before. He's got a VR thing. Yeah, you can buy it. But these are better. I just got a cheap one. Like the Facebook one too. Alright, Deepak, go, uh, go find some people, dude.

Alright, good meeting you. Hey, nice to meet you guys. See you later. Bye-bye.

Oh, there's a guy right there. He's a monkey.

Wait, hold on, hold on. Let's make the speaker— I can't hear shit.

Hold on, we might need to restart the game. We might need to restart the game. Do you hear— you don't hear shit, do you? Well, there's no headphones. Hold on, D-pad, you running into a wall, dude. Hey, turn your mic on. Here, let me see this for a second. Let me see this. Turn your mic on. Turn

the microphone on. Stop moving. Hold on, stop moving. Hold on, hold on, dude.

Here, here, hold on, dude. Here, hold this.

Do you see? I can see. Yeah, hold on. Oh really?

Hold on, how do I unmute this motherfucker? I can't see your fucking shit, dude.

How do I unmute this shit? You're supposed to pull up a fucking lobby, but I don't know how to do that.

I can barely— the sound is so low.

T-Pac, the point of this game is to talk to people. Okay, but nobody hears. No, there was a monkey in front of you. Hello. Hi, monkey. Can we make it— can we make this louder? Louder, right? I want to hear the people. And how do I— can we unmute the microphone in the game? I forgot how to

do that. It was off, right? Yeah, yeah. Can we turn on? Oh, yeah. How do we unmute in game? Ah, can you take a look on your watch first? Go to your left hand. And then can you turn this one on? Yeah, the microphone. Click this trigger. Yeah, press the trigger on, on your microphone. There's no door.

You click the trigger, D-Pac. Yeah, press the trigger. Trigger, D-Pac. Oh, we

You got some friends in the back.

Hi! Hello! Nice to meet you, man.

Hi!

Yo, hi! Can you turn on your mic? Do you hear them? No. Can you hear them? No, talking. They're talking. Hey, hello, hello. Hi, I'm ready. Hi, turn on the mic. Total BR Novice, you have got a bonus of 6 more minutes. Do you hear?

Wait, was this a microphone?

Is this a microphone? This is just headset.

No, the— this has a built-in microphone. The Vive has a built-in microphone.

You gotta unmute the in-game microphone, D-Pac. What are you doing? Where are you going? I don't— where are you going?

Show. Hello,

Deepak.

Hi. Here, come here, Deepak. Stand over here.

Here, stand back. Oh no, no, you're good. Stand back, bro. It's the wall. No, you're good. Yo, yo, Deepak, it's a story. What? Yeah, it's like Who are you?

Function, huh? Function, go turn on the— here, turn unmute the trigger, dude. Yeah, trigger, trigger. Hold on. What's going on?

Hey,

I want to talk to you. Where are you? Wait, help him out. Can you— how do we unmute? I'm trying to trigger, but I can't. The microphone is turned on already. Yeah, but how do we unmute? This one is just like— I'm checking again. Here, don't move, Deepak.

Just click here. Look, here, here, here. Just here. Wait, here, like this. Oh yeah, you're just taking the controller.

Who are you?

Okay, just one minute. It's almost finished.

It's okay. Who are you? Can I have your passport, please?

I'm here. Nice seeing you. Oh yeah, you, you saw that in the game, right? Yeah, I saw that, but it's mute. Oh yeah, can I have this? Okay, thank you. Why is he on a furry avatar? What's that? What is your avatar? Oh my God, you are a furry! You're a fucking furry, dude. Hey, that's funny. It's

me? Yeah, you're a— what? You can talk with them. You can talk Yeah, you play this? No, no, no, I play every day at home.

Yeah, let's go. I can talk with them. Yeah. Hey, hello, what's up, ninja? You're ninja? Hey, you're ninja? Hey, wow, what's your name? Who you calling a ninja, bro? Yeah, ninja. How's it going? My favorite Indian. How's it going? All is good, bro. Whoa, you are ninja! How is it working? What is that? This is elephant.

What is that? I'm a cat. Who are you? You're elephant? You're a wolf. He's Ganesh. I don't know who are you. Bye, bro. Bye. What's your name, bro? What about me?

How is it working at the chocolate factory? Fuck you. I don't know who are you. Where are you?

Huh? Yo,

there's got to be an Oompa Loompa fucking avatar. You are Oompa? There's got to be like an Oompa Loompa avatar.

Hey, come to you, bro. Come with me. Fuck you, ninja.

Talk to them, bro. These are your people. Hey, Zuko, you are— where you hiding? Come to me. Here, go this way. This way. Here, back up,

back up, back up, back up. No, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way. Oh, oh, now you're good, bro. It's Fake, dude. You're not gonna fall off. It's fake. It's me. Oh, that's you, bro? You're fucking furry. It's me. What the hell? Are you— you clipping out of the map, dude? Come here. Hey, bro,

who are you, bro? Do not— Do none of you people talk? Y'all just surround him and don't talk. Why don't you say something to him? Come to here. Come, come, come to me. You're, you're spidey and you're clown. Nobody come inside. Who are you?

D-Pac, walk forward with your controller. With your controller, dude.

Hey, come to hit me.

Come on, who are you?

I'm here, I'm here. Hey, what the hell? I don't know. Look, she's underage. Come on, man. Hey, Ninja, come to me. Ninja, who's Ninja? Ninja, hey, come here. Yeah, you want to come inside?

I think they have a setting on so you can't load all the avatars. I'm not from Pakistan. Where are you from? I don't like anymore. Where are you from? Where are you from? I am from Norway.

Norway. Total VR Novice, you have 5 minutes left. Okay. Uh, yeah, how are you, bro? I'm your biggest fan, man. I'm your biggest fan. Oh, thank you so much. What's your favorite stream from D-Pad? Oh, you are looking to me? Me? If I was like dog shit, I love xQc, man. I'm a juicer. Yeah, okay, you look

like one, motherfucker. Fuck you.

Oh, who are you? What the hell is that? Who's that?

What the fuck is that? Who's that? And who are you?

Hey, monkey, what's up? You are ninja? I, I am your father. I am your You're my son. You're my son, my baby. Why do you keep saying ninja? Get out of here. I don't like you. I kick your ass. Get out.

Hi, hi, buddy. I don't know. Yeah, let's get you into a sex room. Hold on. Sex? Here, here. Somebody make a portal into a sex room. Hold on. Somebody— not— somebody make a portal.

Yeah, they're gonna make a portal and you walk into it, okay? Hey, you

know, you know me, right?

Is that the portal?

No, no, hold on, wait. No, make that— some— somebody make a portal. Come here, come on, stop, stop being you. Useless. Make a fucking portal. What's up, man? You wanna have sex with me? What? Where are you from? You want sex? Sexy time? Hey, who's that alien? Snip. Snip. You know what you want? Hey, Spitty, where are

you? I want to talk to you, alien. You want that sexy time, man? Hello, how are you? How is your dick? My dick? No, how is your dick? You want to need my dick?

No, no, no, what are you saying, man? Where you from?

I am from— oh, you're a nice guy. Thank you, thank you. You have dick? No dick? You are a chick. You are alien. What are you trying to talk about?

Listen, man, you are very cool in here, but you are killer when they do it like that. VR, apologize. I'm from Bangladesh. Bangladesh? Oh, oh nice. I'm from— oh my goodness. No, he's faking it, dude. That dude's faking shit. He's probably— he's American as fuck. Oh, he's American. I want to talk to you, bro. Wait, D-Pac? Yes,

D-Pac. Tell somebody to make a portal. Portal? A portal. A portal, bro. Yeah, portal. What do you mean? No, a portal. Make a portal. Make a portal, bro. Let's go. Bring him into a nice— into an Into a nice room. Let's go, bro. Let's go over there. Damn. Okay,

bring him to like the cat ladies or something. Yeah, yeah, very good. Yeah, let's go. I know you fucking degenerates fucking know where to go, dude, with this shit. Here, walk in that portal. Let's go. Go in there. Walk.

Go to the— go to the portal. This is portal? Yeah. Yeah, go in it. Total VR notice. You just got a bonus of 1 more minute. Right trigger. Hold on, right trigger, dude. Back up. Walk, walk backwards.

Okay, now right trigger. There you go.

We are apologized.

Oh, this 1080 though really struggling, dude, with the, with the VRChat.

What happened? Huh? Oh, there you go. Oh nice! Oh, that's what I'm talking about, D-Pac! What is that? That's— yeah, yeah, this is— these is your people, D-Pac! Hey, hi! Total VR notice. Oh, right there, that's your new girlfriend, dude!

To extend time, please let our

That's, that's your new girlfriend. Yeah. Hi. Hello.

Oh, you gotta unmute your mic again, Deepak. You gotta unmute the mic. Where are you from? Where are you from? Oh no, excuse me. Yes, can you help him unmute the mic again? It's in the game.

He's got to unmute the mic. Oh, and wait. Merry Christmas, my brothers. Merry Christmas. Your goat? Your goat? That's a girl, yeah. They can't hear you. Hold on, you gotta unmute the microphone. Look, Deepak. Yeah. I'm gonna try and help you out here. Yeah, you know, you have to turn on your microphone. Yeah, I'm trying to— who

are you? That's the guy who's gonna help you out, man. Okay, I will help you. When you come to Germany, please, I want to eat your doner kebab. What is this? I want to buy you doner kebab. Okay, okay, good, good. Hi, come to me. Come, come, please. What's your name? Hey, hey, hey, what's up? I love

buying kebab. What's your name? Passion. What? Passion. I don't know. Bad chef, dude. Bad chef.

You're very small. Look who's talking. You're very small. Can I touch you? Yeah. Hey yo, you're looking so nice. Deepak, touch her. It's just Victoria.

Dude. Oh, Brent, go in the bed! Go in the bed with her, D-Hack! Go in the bed! Go— no, just— yeah, there you go. In the— oh, now lay down. Now lay down. Just lay down.

Lay down. Whoa, who's that? Get— fuck you! Hey!

Oh, now lay down, bro.

This thing's gonna— this whole rig's gonna fall apart, dude.

Oh, she's coming! Here she comes! Oh yeah! Hello!

Here. This is fucking so degenerate. I want to talk to you. What the fuck? Do you have any idea what's going on, D-Pac?

Hey, who are you? Get out of here! I am running No, I am your best friend. I'm your biggest fan, you know, like, you know, air conditioner. Please give me a— I also subscribe to you, man. Give me money.

They know you, bro. Already? Yeah, they're— they know you. They're— that's your per— that's your per— Personal girlfriend doll. Hello, you like what you see? Sit here, don't like this. Keep back, she's underage. Whoa, was that Shrek? You like what you see? No, get out of here. Don't

look. Look down, look down. That was kind of funny. It was Shrek underneath the dress. It was Shrek, like a photo of Shrek. Oh hell no, dude.

Give me a kiss, please. I want to have, uh, your kiss, please. I beg you, stop with the noises, brother. What's your name? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

It's a shark. Shrek. I know this cartoon character.

Cartoon? Shrek. Shrek. Shrek. Chicks. Oh my God. Yes, it's Shrek. Can you— you come with me? Deepak, are you even listening to anything they're saying? No. Many people say to me, I don't know. Yes, brother, I can't hear you. You like it? Smile. Like what you Can I see boobs? What is that? Where I am? Can I

see boobs? Please, please, you don't do like this. Get out. No, that's what they do in VRChat. They do like this. That's all they do. Deep, deep hack. You have to sex with him, with, with one of these avatars. With me? You want to Where are you? Where are you? Come, come in front of me. I only

left. I have a driving school. You? I want to talk to you. What? That is some degenerate shit. What the hell, dude?

What is that? Oh yeah.

Do you have any idea what's going on? No, I don't know. Can you tell me, please?

I think it's farting sounds.

Here, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch. It's going. No, no. Oh Oh no, no, no! Merry Christmas, I want to wish you a Merry Christmas, I want to wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas, I want to wish you a Merry Christmas, I want to

wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart. Are you watching out? Your wife might find out. Yeah, I'm watching my wife. Hi!

What are the other customers even thinking about this? Oh, they're gone. We scared them away.

Hey, come to me. Why are you scared? Get out of here.

What's your name?

I can't hear you. What's your name? Deepak will never forget this moment. In his entire life. He's, he's gonna have dreams. He's gonna have dreams of when he was in VRChat. He's like, remember that time? It was like a whole nother world. It was like a fever dream.

You can hear him way over here, dude. Imagine walking in, that's what you hear.

Yes, bro, what's up? Why don't— why don't you guys go one by one and tell Deepak what you love about him? Please, please, one by one, please. Hey, my friend. Yes, do you know, do you know what the furry is? Huh? You know, like hairy man, you know what furry is? No, I don't know. Where are you?

Hey, come on, bro, what you are you talking? You talk to me real voice, don't talk like this.

Please talk to me in real voice. Talk to me in real Hey, fuck you! Thank you. Don't fuck you, bloody bloody! How do you know he's not real Indian? Because you're not some bloody bastard. Fuck you, bloody bastard! Fuck you, bloody bastard, man! 8 o'clock in the morning and he's doing— drawing VRChat. Degenerate as hell. Excuse me,

what's your name? Don't look behind you.

Fuck you!

Bloody fuck you! It's talking everywhere. Bloody fuck you! Who are you? You are Hitler. You are Hitler. Yes, yes, you Hitler. Yes, I'm Hitler. What do you mean? No, you look like Hitler.

Yes, I bloody fuck you. I bloody fuck you, Indian boy.

You are ladyboy lover. You are ladyboy lover. I am not a ladyboy lover. Fuck you. Fuck you. Tell him what you really think, Deepak. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you asshole. I don't want to talk to you anymore. Get out of here. Get out. Get out, you, you fuck you.

Yes, let the VR chat run through your veins, Deepak.

Fuck you, you look like an asshole. Please get out of here, buddy. I don't want to talk to you one by one, please.

Why don't you guys be nice to him? Why are y'all fucking roasting him for?

I'm done,

I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.

Y'all gonna scare him away.

G-Pac, these are, these are the people who donate to you. Oh really? These are your subscribers, brother. Then why you, why you, uh, fuck me and Oompa Loompa? Why you say me? I give you $10, man, yesterday. Oompa Loompa with no hair, brother. Brother, why don't I have a hair? Yes, I don't have hair. You have hair?

You are Oompa Loompa with no hair. Yeah, I don't have hair. You're bald Oompa Loompa. Okay.

What's your— this is the voice? Your real voice? Ice Poseidon is goblin. Huh? Ice Poseidon is goblin. You are a goblin. Why don't you guys tell— like, you guys supposed to show him the good side of VRChat. You're Making them never want to do this again. Yo, I saw on pure, man, you are a goblin. No, I'm

busy. What's wrong with you? You know, ladyboy. I don't want to play. You don't want to play no more? You eat the poo poo. The good side. You're supposed to show him the side of the— show him the role-playing. Supposed to show him how to role-play.

What do you want? But instead of role-playing, we get fucking degeneracy. See, many people here. Who's that? No, no, no! Fuck you,

Oompa Loompa man! This is your voice.

Get out! Get out! Okay, bye. Bye-bye, bye-bye, buddy. Bye-bye. Thank you so much. Yeah, love you. Bye-bye. Next camera. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Okay, okay, you can check.

I'm no— I'm

You don't like it? No, there's many people here, but I got nothing here. See? What? What? I couldn't see here. No, it's cuz you're moving, bro.

Oh, okay.

Who is this everyone? The viewers. How to connect this? No, they want— they, they, they at their home. Oh, at their home. This is a multiplayer game, you know. No, I don't know. In their home they have this, they buy this for their home, their house. Oh, they also play and they play and then you can Connect

with me. Connect with you, yeah. Oh, nice. You don't understand the concept? No. My turn, I mean, what? Get in there and, oh, hey guys, I'm gonna hang out. Like, it's not interesting, it's not funny for me, dude. Yeah, yeah. I do this all the time. You do this all the time? I'll do it, I'll show you,

I'll show you. I'll do it for one second. Hold on, what happened?

You want one friend? Want to try this game, right? Wait, no, no, no, I want to show him how to do VRChat. One second.

Oh

shit.

Okay, I just had to get out of there for a second to re-scoop. Hold on. Okay, I'll show you how to de-pack. Let me show you how it's done, bro. It's called role play, dude. Let me show you what role— let me show you. I do a lot of role play on this. This shit smell like ass,

dude. Let me show you how to role play, all right? But these dudes got a stream sniper, ruin— they're going to ruin the role play. Can they just role play? I gotta roleplay as a furry though, because if that's the avatar, I'm too lazy to change it.

Sorry, just changing the worlds right now.

Oh.

I'm too tall for this fucking thing because it's like it's calibrated. It's mute. Calibrating for you. Yes, mute. Hold on,

the controls are not the same as what I use. It's all, it's all calibrated. It's all wrong, dude. I can't fucking move for shit. I can't even unmute, bro. Hold on.

Oh

wow, I gotta find a world. Oh, they can't— they— I don't think they know what world I'm in actually. This is good. Okay, hold on.

Maybe, uh, oh, perfect, right here. Join. Time for some role play.

Without my bodysuit though, it's not going to be as good with no, no body language. But it's all right. If you have a bodysuit, you can touch anyone. With bodysuit, they can see my body language.

Hello? Hey, what's up?

Hello? Hey, welcome to my world. How are you doing today?

This is my space— this is my spaceship. Well, I, I am the captain of the spaceship. Nice to meet you.

Hello? I'm not sure what you're doing, but you're gonna get yourself ejected out of here in space.

I'll try this one more time. This is my spaceship. I'm the captain. Hello, nice to meet you.

Uh, why is there a big-ass golden thread in here? I don't understand.

Hello guys. You guys are fucking retarded. Are you 5 years old? Fuck you, eat shit. Have you ever considered dying? Damn, that's crazy. A couple times. You know what else is crazy? Your mom is crazy, bitch.

We've actually just been, uh, in the crypto, uh, trading crypto, and I've actually done pretty well, surprisingly enough. I know sometimes I do the crypto shit and I'm like, fuck, it's money. VR, dude, my favorite. I'd be really fucking stoked. Um, all that FaZe Kay drama with like the Save the Kids token and everything, sort of like

pissed me the fuck off because they fucking scammed their fucking— that was a good one, dude. I love, I love your navigator. All right, well, fuck Fuck you guys. You guys suck. Yo, Eisenstein! Hey, Eisenstein, you a fucking nigga! Eisenstein, you a fucking nigga! Eisenstein, you a fucking nigga! Eisenstein, you a fucking nigga! Hold on, hold on,

I'm getting the fuck out of here. How do I mute the television then? Hold on a second. Let me hold on a second. Whoa, whoa, dude, he's back. He's no good. I had to— I had to quickly exit that situation. It. Total VR notice, you have 5 minutes left.

It's not good. That was hard. That was not good, D-Pac.

I'm trying to roleplay and look Little kids won't even roleplay with me. And then again, whatever, dude.

Oh,

here's— I feel like things have gone— oh my God, please just stick with 11. When he comes back out, I'm going to yell at him and call him stupid. Objection! Objection! I object! No, no, skip to 14. Read I object. My client is innocent. I don't know why whenever I do this I just get the fucking— what

the hell? I got kicked out. My client is innocent. Hello? He's in. Hey, this is very helpful. Hey, hey, I need to stand on the board. I'm getting kicked out, dude. It was 12. You said 12. Hey, it's stupid. Hey, hey, idiots! Hey, fucking morons! No, no, no, just, just jump to 20. Just jump to 20. Hello?

I'm frozen. 20's not kind of similar, so it could like— he should die.

All right, let's get the fuck out of here.

Are you skipping your video? Get out of here quickly before they start to— before they start to swarm. What was the video that said SpongeBob caused none of this? Nothing. Trying to roleplay, they won't even roleplay with me. Fuck them. Okay, we're good, we leave now. Hey, why didn't you show me the chair? Oh God.

Get the hell out of here. All right, how much? Oh, total or instant? No, my friend. Not, not your friend. What? Oh, he not here already. He just come to see you and he has left. How, how, how looks like? Uh, black shirt, black shirt. Uh, black? Yeah, black shirt and with a glasses. He's Just like show

us with the— he watching you are streamer. You said bat shirt? Back shirt? Back t-shirt. Back t-shirt? Yeah, back t-shirt. What does that mean? I'll just let you— oh, black t-shirt. Yes. Okay, here you go. Card? Oh, can pay with the cash and mobile transfer, it's okay. Do you have a— you have cash? It's, uh, 7 Uh,

600 baht. 600 baht? Yeah, 600 baht. What do you think about that, Deepak? VR? Very nice. It's okay. You, you like a lot of the game for just like— I never see this full person. You like playing VRChat? You like talking to internet people? No, I like zombie. Zombie? What about the people? You don't like talking to

people? Yeah, it's the viewers. It's the viewers. If the viewers were real Life. This is what they do. Oh yeah, I know. Tell me about it. Fucking, fucking retards.

Thank you so much and see you next time. Recommend new game. New games? Yeah, we have this one, the spot game, and another shooting one. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. All right, well, thank you. See you.

Oh, they're screaming. I can hear them from here, dude. Get the fuck out of here. Who? I don't know. All right, let's get out of here. How do we get out of here? Is this down?

Up. Sorry, did I hit you with the bag? No. Yo, this mall is dead as hell though. What's this? What's it playing? Pancake game?

This mall got no people inside of it. They make these big-ass nice fucking malls, they got no people though. They usually got people, this one got nothing. Oh, they're all down there maybe. It's a big-ass mall.

D-Pac, did you, did you like VR? Yeah, you have one at home, you can play. I want— you need to put— we need to play VRChat together. Yeah, yeah, I want to play. When you go home, come into my VR chat with me. We play together, okay?

And we role play. Not, not like these guys that, that stream snipe and be annoying, but we role play for real. What? Role play. Okay, like you, like you— we pretend to you my wife and I'm husband and And then we have baby. Is that possible? Yeah, inside of house in VR. And then you'd be like, oh

honey, I'm home. And I'll be like, hey baby. And then our little baby would be like goo goo gaga. And then like in the house and we'd like, hey, I'll be like, can you cook me something? You go to the kitchen, you pretend to cook something, and then you, and then you pretend to serve it to me

because you can't actually do that. And then I pretend to eat it in the game. It's possible. It's called role play. Roleplay. Yep. And then we fuck. Huh? That's what it all— that's what it all leads up to every time, bro. The amount of time I've had so much fucking sex in VRChat. I've had sex in that

game many times. Oh, I wear bodysuit and then I put vibrating thing on my penis and then they suck and then they touch it in the game. They touch my— the thing and then it vibrates my penis. It vibrates your penis? Yeah. Because it's like sensors, bodysuit. So here, let's go down. I think it's over here.

We have to go around

over here.

Yeah, I got that Pimax set up with the full body suit, bro. I'm telling you, my shit is fucking crazy, bro. My shit is fucking— I gotta, I gotta show D-Pac, bro.

D-Pac, man, put it in the fucking Gear 4, Bro, let's go! Put that bitch into gear 4, dude.

It's real.

Yeah, the new Pi— I need to get the new Pimax. It's wireless and I got every— bro, it's wireless, dude. It's crazy shit.

I gotta show you some VR sex, bro.

It's easy peasy. I mean, I'm not gonna fuck you, but you know what I'm saying.

Hey, I know you, bro. Hold on, I know you. Daniel. What's up, bro? What you doing here? You know him?

Hold on, what are you doing? Just, uh, going to VR. You're going to VR?

Why are you in— why are you in Bangkok? I flew all the way here to meet you, Ice. No, you didn't. That's sad. That's fucking bullshit. No, I live here now. You live here now? Yeah, bro. How are you— everyone, how is— how you living somewhere new every 3 months? I got divorced. My wife divorced me, and

then I came to Thailand. The one in Japan? Yeah. She divorced you? Yeah. Why? Cuz I cheated. Why would you get married if you're going to cheat on her?

You're supposed to cheat before you get married. My YouTube channel blew up, and then all these girls started messaging me who are way hotter and younger. Hotter, younger, better, smarter. Yeah. How old you? 34. 34? Are you married? I'm divorced. He cheat on his wife. He cheat on his wife. No, it's not good, bro. He fuck other

girl. I made a mistake. It's not a mistake. It's a very big mistake. In India, they kill you. Really? Death penalty. Yeah. So you miss your wife? No, not really. Sometimes, maybe a little bit. You're flabbergasted. It's called Western society. I have what? You have children? Children? Oh no, no, bro. Look at this dude. You think he

got children? Come on. I don't think I can have children. Why? It doesn't work. You come inside, no condom, nothing happens. Nothing happens. Well, you come inside enough, something's gonna happen, bro. It hasn't. It's been like a year with my current girlfriend. Friend. Nothing happens. I mean, maybe you, you ain't that fertile, but you get there. It

only takes one time. So what— so what's every— I feel like you went from Japan, then you moved to fucking England, and now you live in Thailand. Uh, I left Japan, went to Korea, and then COVID happened, and I got stuck in England, and then Japan was closed for like 2 years, and I came to Thailand,

bro. That— you fucking— you, you You crazy shit, dude. I see your YouTube videos every so often and you always be doing some fucking retarded-ass shit. Yeah, I try to make the content. You just— you'll post a video being like, oh, I just dated this new girl, but like I realized she's ugly and like a few times

and then I left her and then I fucked my wife in the ass and I left her again. Yeah, that was my content for a while. Are you— do you have a girlfriend here? Yeah, haven't cheated on her. You did? Yeah. And does she know that? Yeah, she found my channel. Your channel? I went back to Japan.

Wait, hold on, what do you mean? You told your viewers that you cheated on her before you told her? Yeah. And because she didn't know your YouTube channel? Are you fucking retarded? I didn't think she'd find it. Yeah, but like, I mean, bro, how could she not? What does she think you do all day? She thinks I'm

a stock investor. You told her you're a stock investor? Yeah. Let me ask you a serious question, Daniel, because I worry for you. Yeah.

Why do you always lie to the girls? Why don't you just tell the truth? Because if they know the truth, they'll ditch me. Why? Because I'm weird and I cheat. Yeah, but Just don't cheat. It's hard. You never cheated? I have, but I don't do that no more. Yeah, me too, because I've been— I fucked— I fucked

plenty of— I fucked plenty of bitches by now, and I'm over fucking bitches. Yeah, it does get boring. So what's the point of cheating? Just tell her you're a YouTuber, and then if she asks, oh, you cheated on your wife? You could just be like, oh, that was in the past. I don't do that anymore. If you

say you're a stock investor, eventually your lie is going to catch up to you and she's going to be like, you're not a stock investor. What if she's like, oh, what is— how many— where are your stocks at? Can I see your portfolio? Well, my stocks are all down. Oh, that's even worse. I lost like $20,000. So

why don't— so why don't you just tell them the truth? She knows now. Oh, so now every— there's nothing. No one's in the dark about anything? No, I don't think she knows I do OnlyFans.

OnlyFans? What, you jerk off? Yeah, but I deleted it now. So you don't do OnlyFans? I mean, I used to. So you were like jerking off like—

They liked it because you made a lot of money. Yeah. Oh, hi. Hello. Hello. Hi.

Oh no, no, no, no, no film. No cam? No. Okay, okay, bye-bye. Thank you. I mean, that's it. I mean, well, but she probably— I mean, she'll find out eventually, bro. I like the zombies. That was so strange. What, she's watching your stream? Or she's watching— you're streaming? Yeah, I'm about to say she's watching my stream, but

you stream, right?

She watches my stream? Yeah, because I always— I watch you a lot at home, so she sees me watching you. She's like, oh, who's that?

You know, I feel like for some reason I have this like inkling that you're kind of like a psycho. Why? Like a— maybe I'm like a murderer or something.

No, I'm very innocent. But you ain't though. Cheating on your girlfriends, lying to your girlfriend for like a year, that's not very innocent. How many girlfriends you have? Bro, he said he's just one. He said he lied to his girlfriend and said he used to trade stocks. If you are Indian, you are done. You are done. Because

in India it's not allowed like this. But I said sorry. She said it's It's okay. Oh yeah, this is okay.

Yeah. How many girls you teach? You teach how many girls? I don't know. You don't know? You're not calm. Yeah, you also made a video on me too. When? Because I said that your wife wanted to like flirt with me and fuck me or something. Is that real? When you went to the bathroom, I, I'm so sorry

to say, but you don't care anymore, right? Okay. I didn't fuck her, don't worry. Or maybe I did fuck her. No, I didn't fuck her, dude. Listen, when you went to the bathroom,

she looked at me and gave me the biggest flirty look I've ever seen. She was just like—

and then I was like, like, I could just tell this chick's trying to fuck. And I was like, yo, like, like what? And she's like, oh, very handsome, or some shit. I'm like, all right, well, you got to fucking— that's your husband, dude.

I don't know, maybe it could be true. And I'm like, I would never fuck his wife. Yeah,

maybe she was just nervous because she doesn't speak English very well.

Maybe. So what's up, Daniel? Came all this way. What's up with you, man? I wasn't thinking I'd get, uh, exposed so quickly. Exposed about what? What's your name? It's gonna sneak up, bro. What's your name? Daniel. Huh? Daniel. Daniel. Okay, Daniel. His name is Daniel. I met him a couple years ago in Japan. Oh yeah,

it's been a while now. You meet the second time? Yeah. His name is Hiding in my room. Hiding in my room. Self-proclaimed psychopath. I think I'm pretty normal apart from the cheating stuff. All right, let's go outside. Let's go, let's, let's go outside. We're just standing in the middle of the mall.

Motherfucking bastard. This, this guy, dude, is so fucking— he's kind of funny.

Heavily— definitely heavily autistic, slightly psychopathic.

He's like an incel, but he gets laid. He's like an incel that gets laid, dude. It's weird.

Deepak, in America we call him— he's like an incel Incel, but he gets laid. It's weird, an incel that gets laid.

Yeah, but you're an incel that gets laid, bro,

because you ain't respecting women, bro. Now what about— try, but, uh, don't try. You should respect. You should respect. You need to slap him, Deepak. Him? Yeah. Slap? Slap. No, I slap him. You should slap this man. Oh really?

Because he needs to respect women. But respect the woman, because you, you give respect him, he give you respect. Yeah. Yeah. When you cheated on your wife, did you fuck the girl in the— did you fuck her with no condom? Yeah. And come in her pussy? Yeah. What she got pregnant instead of your wife? Well, no one

ever gets pregnant, so I'm not worried about it. That's a bad mentality, cuz one day it's going to happen. Also, how do you know that girl didn't have an STD that you could have given to your wife? Yeah, I mean, that's a risk, but you don't give a shit. It's a risk you have to take. Life is

about taking risks. But what about— you don't care about your, your girlfriend or your wife? You don't care? Like, fuck it? Like, if they get STD, whatever, fuck it. If it happens, I would have to deal with the consequences. No, not you. She would. I mean, no, no, no, she would have to deal with the consequences. You,

you're chilling, bro. What? Nothing bad happens to you. Like, oh yeah, you got to fuck 2 bitches. You win-win for you. But now your girlfriend got STD and, you know, that's her consequence. Yeah, but I don't give a shit. I mean, I got tested and I was negative, so I get tested and then you don't— you don't—

I mean, do you think the risk— why do you even date this girl then? Just break up with her, dude. If you just want to fuck girls, why date them? Just— I know what you like, fucking girls' hearts, don't you? You like fucking with their emotions. No, I don't. Then why do you date them? I don't know,

because I'm lonely. Lonely? But just fuck them. Just fuck them. Yeah, but then they don't want to be— I mean, I mean, they don't want to fuck me unless I get in a relationship with them. Well, just lie to them. Fuck a relationship for one day, fuck them, and then break up. Yeah, I did do that a

few times. Well, that's what I'm saying. I mean, better than just lying for a year. I mean, you're only holding yourself down too. Why would you want to hold yourself down? How do we get out of here?

How do we get the hell out of here, dude?

No, no, he hasn't. He's not— he's a YouTuber, bro. He's been doing this longer than I've been streaming, dude. Trust me, I didn't create— I didn't create him.

I did not create him, dude. Don't

worry.

I want to get down to the bottom of this. Do you have a mother? Do you talk to her a lot? No, she doesn't like me. Growing up, did you enjoy your mother? Yeah, when I was young, but then we argue a lot now. But growing up, she— you were nice with her? Yeah. What about your dad?

Uh, I wasn't very close with my dad. Did you— so you never talked to your dad growing up, just your mom? Yeah, I talked to him, but I wasn't very close. All right, so that's your— that's the root of your problem. You are too much on the, on the woman's side. Yeah, you know, you never had a,

like, a man in your life to show you how to be a man. My dad was a very feminine guy, like, very quiet, soft-spoken. Yeah, but you need to have— still, even if he's soft-spoken and feminine, he's still probably somewhat masculine because he had you. So he's like, uh, you never had a man in your life that

teach you how to secure— how to be secure with a woman. That's the man's job. The woman's job is supposed to teach you how to respect a woman. The man's job is supposed to teach you how to secure a woman. You don't know how to secure a woman without your dad. So you know what? I'll be your

dad, but that's gonna cost you 1,000 baht an hour. Uh, what do I get in return? What are you gonna teach me? Nothing, bro. I mean, I'll fuck— I'll fuck you if you want. Can I fuck you, Daniel? Come on, Daniel. I'm only straight. Come on. What, you gonna make another YouTube video about me? Ice Poseidon tried

to fuck me? Yeah, maybe, because that's what you did last time. You're like, oh, Ice Poseidon did something, did this to me. How about this, Daniel? Listen, my man, what if I fucked you in the ass for all the women that you fucked? No, no thanks.

Why I hate Ice Poseidon. Yeah, I know, dude. No, that— you said he made a video about me, why I— like, why I hate Ice Poseidon. Oh yeah, I already did that. He made a YouTube video about me, how— why I hate ice, like my experience with ice deciding or something like that. Oh really? Why, dude? He

like twit longer than me.

Because I met you and then you called me weird when you met Tico Sam. Yeah, yeah, I mean it triggered me. Oh really? What do you think about him?

Can I ask you too? Okay, if you don't mind. Okay, okay. Please,

you're not good guy. Hey, my, my experience with Deepak incoming. Yeah, okay, because you're not respect the woman, so that's why you're not good guy, bro. I'm sorry, I'm really, really sorry, but it's the truth. Yeah, I appreciate the truth because I love my wife. He likes this shit, man. You like when people talk down on you.

You got Little kink. Girls always come to me, and very sweet and very hot girls come to me, and he say, come to my room. I said no. Yeah, what's your kink, bro? I said no. You know, Asian girls? No, no, you gotta— you, you like when people beat you and shit. You like getting talked down to,

bro. I don't. No, no, tell him he's a good guy. Tell him he's a good man. You're a good man. You're a good man, bro. You're the best. You're a good guy, bro. I, I'll raise my son to be like you. You a very good dude. Nah, that's boring. That's what I'm saying, you like getting talked down

on. Like, press me. Yeah, you like, you like, uh, are you in the financial domination? Can you go with your wife? Your wife is not, uh, to accept you again. T-Pac, let's go fuck his wife, man. Okay. I bet you would like if a dude fucked your wife. Come on, be real with me. I did think about

it a few times.

Really? And did it— what did it make you feel good? Uh, yeah, it kind of turns me on, but it'd be weird. Do you have to watch, or can she fuck in private? I mean, I could watch, or I could just listen. It would be kind of weird though. Why does that turn you on, your wife getting

pounded by another man? I don't know, because it's like it triggers jealousy. And that makes you feel good? That makes me aroused. Aroused, huh? Like, oh man, I want to fuck her. Not this guy. I want to fuck her. So then you fuck— would you like eat her ass or something after he fucked her? No, I don't

do that. But you would fuck her right after? Yeah. Even if he had no— it's like a hate fuck. Like a revenge fuck. Even if he had no condom? Yeah. So if I fucked your wife right now, you'd be cool with that? I wouldn't really care because I'm not emotionally invested in her anymore. And your girlfriend? Oh,

my wife. My girlfriend? No, you're— I mean, you're not— it's not your wife anymore, right? No. So you're— what if I fucked your girlfriend? No, that'd be weird. But you just said you'd be aroused. I don't know. I have to see how I feel about it after it's happened. After it's happened? Yeah. Well, let's go find out.

What about Deepak fucking your girlfriend? Uh, no.

So how many days you stay with your girlfriend? You want to change another girl? He wants us to fuck his girlfriend. Who, me? Yeah. No, I don't want. She doesn't want either. Um, I've been with her 10 months. 10 months. Then after you ditch her? Uh, no, not yet. I mean, not now. Not now. Okay, not now.

He said not now, but he have to ditch also. She's a good girlfriend. She's very loyal and loving. Oh, very loyal. Please loyal with her. Please loyal with her. You don't teach him again. Okay, I'll try. Okay, not you. Don't, don't try, bro. I'll try, I'll try. Okay, so where'd you meet this girl? Tinder. Tinder? So wait,

how did you use Tinder? Were you already living here? I was in the UK and she had, uh, the passport global Tinder, bro, and I matched her when I was in the UK. Hold on, this chick was looking for a green card, bro, and you reverse Uno'd this bitch, and you're like, you know what, I'm moving to

Bangkok. Yeah, and now she's stuck with your ass. Yeah, bro, she was trying to get into fucking England, dude. No, I don't think she was doing the, the Tinder across the world thing and matching people in England. Why do you think she's doing that, bro? She said she was practicing English. Practicing English? No, this bitch trying to

get a green card, dude, and you reverse Uno fucked her, and now she's probably thinking every day, I hate I hate this dude, I hate this dude, I would fuck someone else. If I bet, if I was like, hello, she'd be like, oh, green card to America, that's even better than the UK. Yeah, let's go, fuck Daniel.

Uh, I don't think so. I doubt it.

Maybe. What's your chat saying? Let me see. Are you on YouTube or Kick? I'm on Kick.

Let me see. What are these guys saying? We gotta roast back everyone who's knives is over 30. I mean, that's true. What the hell? What the hell?

Where the bitch get your words out? Definitely make this into video.

Indian white knight?

No, I only cheated once this year. Wait, so what's your intention here? What's your goal? They're, they're saying to just get your words out. Spit. So spit them What do you want to say to me, Daniel? Nothing. What's— what's— hey, yeah, but what's the— what's the goal here? Uh, to say hey, see what's up. You want to

be like my friend or something? I don't know, like what's the goal? Are you trying to be friends? Are you just trying to make YouTube video? Uh, or like what's going on here? Like a mixture.

Yeah, I don't know. You just— I mean, are you trying to get viewers? Like, what's the— what's— what is the goal? Just tell me. Just be honest with me. My plan was I was going to follow you and see if you notice. I mean, how long have you been following me? Well, you noticed in like 5 minutes,

so it didn't last very long. You're not a very good ninja, bro. Rule one of ninja is you're supposed to wait until they're like 10 minutes ahead of you and then just slowly walk by every so often. You were, you were 30 seconds behind me, dude. Of course I'm gonna turn my head eventually. Yeah, I mean, it

was my first time, so yeah. I mean, I'm a professional stalker.

There you go, you put that in your video. Okay,

I want to get like, uh, I want to get a drink. Wait, I need to find coconut juice or something.

If you want to hang out, you can hang out. Can I hang out? Yeah, you can hang out, Daniel. I think you're funny. Okay, honestly— You're definitely like a creepy fuck, but I think you're funny. Honestly speaking, I was hoping you would let me hang out, but I was worried. Obviously. You tell a lot of people to

go away. Like some people— Yeah, but— yeah, but I, I'm— I know you. Yeah. And that's why, so it's different. But also, you a creepy fuck, but that's what's funny about you. Don't ever stop being a creepy fuck. So the problem I have is—

When people press me, I can't stop laughing. So it makes me look like I have no emotions. Well, I mean, I haven't— I mean, you haven't laughed at all yet. What do you mean? I mean, I've been smiling the whole time.

Yeah, but that's not laughing. I mean, not— you kind of are like Sho. You're like Sho who gets pussy. Yeah. To be honest, you're like a— you're like Sho who gets fucking pussy. Yeah. Ain't no one pressing. Well, I'm pressing him a little bit, but

Hold on. You

want to meet my girlfriend? Well, let's go meet my girlfriend. Girlfriend? Yeah. Okay. I'm sure you would love to meet my girlfriend. Nice tall white girl. I'm more into Asian girls. Yeah, but nice tall white girl. Okay.

Hold on, where, where is like a 7-Eleven? Where the fuck are we? Fucking highway and shit, dude.

Uh, to a taxi. Oh, okay.

Don't— just don't worry about it, Daniel. Just watch and see. Okay.

Fuckin' damn it, dude. All right, let me call a Grab. Hold on,

hold on, let me call a Grab. Oh shit.

Uh, is that true? He guy also make a video, bad video. You are— no, no, not bad video.

Wait, you just took a photo of— just filming some video, huh? For the vlog. Some video? No, you probably— dude, dude definitely just took a photo of us. I'm just— why does everything you do have to be creepy, bro? Just sit down. Okay, just sit down, bro. Why— you don't got to be a creep every fucking 5

seconds. Just sit down, dude. If you want to take a photo, you can just be like, yo, can I take a photo? Okay, you don't got to sneak it when I'm not looking, bro. But by the way, I see it. I have something called peripheral vision, you know what I'm Same jelly bean?

Yeah. Hold on a second.

You've met Kim before, actually. We were in Japan, we met her, right? I met you and Gary. Oh yeah, Gary was streaming. That's why it was Gary, not her.

Scary coming to Thailand. He ain't coming here.

He definitely ain't coming here.

Maybe we, we get in this taxi right here.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Damn, dude.