wow classic day 1

I can't decide. I definitely want to play

male troll. I can't decide between

warrior, rogue,

maybe shaman.

I want to play Warrior, but then I don't

want people to ask me to tank. I don't

want to tank. I want to be a 2-handed

Warrior DPS, but then people

start nagging me to tank.

So maybe Rogue.

Rogue would be more fun.

Plus it's vanilla WoW,

so all of the classes and the talents

gonna be from back then. And in the

update— updated versions of WoW, they

fixed a lot of the crap classes and

specs, but this is vanilla, so all the

crap stuff's gonna be there. Oh, thank

you, George. How much to name it? I don't

know. What would you want me to name it?

I was thinking Jimbo Jenkins. I think

I remember back in vanilla, enhancement

shamans used to be really overpowered with

Windfury. I don't know if they fixed that.

That in Classic.

Rogue could be fun.

I definitely don't want to play Priest,

Hunter, or Mage, so it doesn't really

leave me with much. Warlock? No, I don't

like Warlocks. Druids? I used to play a

Druid as my main during vanilla WoW and it

was horrible. Druids were the worst class

ever. Terrible at everything.

Are you on a PvP server? Yeah, it's a

roleplay PvP server because some other

people from the Discord server playing

there already, so I'm gonna join them.

Hopefully it's

on a European server, so hopefully it

doesn't lag too much. I don't know if it

lags because I'm in Asia. I don't know how

the internet works. Oh, thank you,

George. Please name him Boy Chihiro.

No, I like Jimbo Jenkins. Hopefully it

lets me have Jimbo Jenkins. Please name

him Boy Chihiro. Be an orc.

No, I want to be a male troll. I like how

thin and tall and lanky looking they are.

I might play for about 2 hours and then

get fed up, and then doesn't really

matter.

Rogue or warrior? Warriors look cooler,

but they need very, very good gear,

otherwise they suck. In PvP. Rogue could

be more fun in PvP, sneaking up

on people and stuff. I might go for Rogue.

Can I choose Jimbo Jenkins?

Oh, I can have Jimbo Jenkins!

Amazing. No one else wanted Jimbo Jenkins.

The loss. Okay, let's see

if I can remember how to play this.

Skip the cinematic. Oh, thank God the,

the trolls start off in the orc area. I

hated the new starting area for trolls.

When was the last time I played? World of

Warcraft. I think it was a few years ago.

Let me change key bindings. I always

had action button 1 as E and

then Q,

and then gouge was R. I don't like using

number buttons because it's too far away.

And then I had F as as well. I use the

letters around WASD.

And autorun, I had autorun as middle mouse

button click. Where's autorun?

There you go. But how do I stop it? Oh.

Oh, and I have to have my LOL macro.

If you're a troll, you have to have a LOL

Male troll laugh is the best.

If you want to join, I'm on European

servers, Zanzibar tribe

or something. I don't have a target.

Okay. I don't know how long I'll play

this. I might get bored. Oh, you need to

be able to skip quest logs. How do I do

Auto loot.

Um, camera.

Smart pivot.

Never. How do I stop— how

do I skip the quest text?

Interface display. Okay,

instant quest text. Why would you not want

instant quest text? I don't know why it's

not already switched on. All these things

I shouldn't have to do. It should be

automatically set to default. But why

would you not want auto loot? Why would

you not want instant quest text?

Show tutorials?

No. I guess there's no arrow that shows

you where to go for quests as well. Back

in the day, you had to find out where to

go yourself from reading the quest text.

There was no arrow.

I paid £10 for 1 month subscription.

I don't think I'll renew it. I don't know

if I'll play this properly. I just can't

see myself getting addicted again. I'm not

the same person. I don't have the patience

I used to have.

My wife's going to some kind of dinner

party, so I've

got all day.

Oh, it's not completely classic WoW

because I feel like the HP is going up

pretty quickly. It used to take ages to

regenerate HP. You would

kill 2 mobs and you'd have to rest or eat

food, and it was a struggle just killing

one mob. You would lose half your health

just from one mob.

Not enough energy.

Not enough energy. Not enough

energy. I don't have enough

energy. What's my ping?

299. It's yellow. It's okay,

I guess. It doesn't feel laggy, feels

This is definitely not like Classic. I'm

doing so much damage straight from level

1. There's no way you'd do an 18 crit

from level 1.

I feel like they've boosted the damage you

do quite a lot.

I want to make a guild, Hiding in My Room

Guild. That'd be quite cool. I'll be the

guild leader.

I'll just call it HIMR.

We'll make a PvP guild. It'll be the

strongest PvP guild on the realm.

Where's the quest thing on the side?

Oh, I missed one.

Where's the rogue trainer?

I never played rogue when I played vanilla

because everyone else played rogue and

hunters, and I didn't want to be like

everyone else. I wanted to be unique, so I

played as a druid, a feral druid. And it

was, it was so bad. It was like a rogue

but 10 times worse.

I don't know where the rogue trainer is.

Strength and honor.

Hmm, today's gonna be very boring.

I feel very bored recently.

Don't really know what to do with my life.

I'm out of range.

Not enough energy. It's too far away.

I was watching this guy called Harald

Baldr on YouTube all day yesterday.

I quite like his videos. He's this

Norwegian guy who goes traveling to places

like India, Sri Lanka, Vietnam,

Thailand, and then he makes these really

long vlogs about half an hour long.

They're really interesting because he just

walks up to random people and starts

talking to them.

I find it interesting how he vlogs. He has

one of those Sony action cameras that

doesn't have a screen. He doesn't even

know what he's filming. There's no screen.

He just points it in the direction he's

filming. So weird for me because

I could never imagine trying to make a

video without being able to see what I'm

filming.

I need to get cactus apples and kill

scorpions.

Harold Boulder.

He does so many things in one day. He does

more things in one day than I do in a

whole month. He rides his motorbike up a

mountain, finds some kind of abandoned

church, talks to a bunch of strangers.

He doesn't even edit the videos. There's

just like transitions here and there.

I guess that's pretty normal. I guess

that's what most people do. But for me,

it's just so alien. I would never do the

stuff he does.

Does Konaito still harass me? No, I

haven't heard from him.

He gets loads of views just for doing

simple things. Like getting his hair cut.

He goes to all these places I would never

go to, like India.

I don't think I could do that kind of

content. I'm just way too introverted.

I feel nervous just filming stuff outside

in public. For some

reason, I feel stupid. I feel like

everyone's looking at me. Thinking, what a

weirdo. It's too far away.

I don't have enough energy.

Not enough energy. I'm on

Zanzibar tribe,

EU realm. I need to get—

don't have enough energy.

Not enough

energy. I don't have enough energy.

Not enough energy.

I'm surprised no one has robbed him yet.

Well, he's a pretty big looking guy,

isn't he? I don't think anyone would be

brave enough to try. He looks pretty tall

and he's pretty muscular. Unless there's a

gang of robbers, I don't think anyone

would try.

This is definitely not like vanilla WoW.

I'm level 2 and I'm solo killing these

level 4 mobs without any problems.

This wouldn't happen in vanilla.

Not enough energy.

I don't have enough energy.

I can't carry anymore.

Not enough energy. I don't have enough

energy to do that yet.

Inventory is full. I can't carry anymore.

I'm out of it. I have no idea how I played

this so much when I was younger. I'm bored

already. It's a weird game because

it's not actually fun. It's a very, very

boring game to play. It's like

one of those games where you have to

struggle to have fun. It's not like you

switch off and you begin having fun. You

have to work hard until the fun begins,

and it takes a very long time until it

becomes fun. I think around

level 20 or 30, that's when it becomes

fun. The first 20 levels are just so

boring.

The first time I played WoW, I thought it

was so amazing. I walked into town, there

were all these people with this— with

their really cool-looking gear. I thought,

wow, I wish I could be like them. I saw

this Tauren hunter who was level 40, and

he was dual wielding. He had all these

weapons. I was so impressed.

By everything. That's the good thing about

being young. Everything impresses you.

You get older, then everything just seems

kind of boring.

I'm out of reach.

I don't have enough energy. Not enough

energy.

Don't have enough energy. That ability

isn't ready yet.

Not enough energy.

I think I'll play until 5

and then do something else. Can't play

this all day. I've got secret

plans, but I'm not

telling anyone.

We're going camping soon. I think

after the camping trip's done, I'm going

to Initiate Operation Fat

Rabbit. It's gonna be top secret though.

That's what I'm codenaming it, Operation

Fat Rabbit. I don't know

why. I've got some plans coming up.

Not enough energy. I don't have enough

energy. I can't

carry anymore.

I'm out of charge.

I can't

tell you now because then it will fall

apart. It has to be secret until it

actually begins. It's a bit of a gamble,

I guess, but then, you know, everything's

a bit of a gamble.

If you don't gamble— what's that phrase?

Those who dare something,

those who risk, who risk things. I can't

remember. I don't have

enough energy.

Inventory is

full.

Not enough energy.

I don't have enough energy. Not enough

energy.

Who dares wins. Yeah, that was it. It's

only 3 words, I couldn't even remember it.

I am nearly level 4. Could just stay in

this cave and grind. I think doing quests

should be faster.

Male troll is the best race in the entire

game. He looks so stupid.

That laugh. I wonder who did the laugh.

Just imagine him rehearsing it,

recording it.

I can't carry anymore.

I hope the camping trip— I hope people

like it. I don't think it'll get huge

views. If it gets at least 15k, I'd be

Well, it's already paid for. I'm not

paying for it though. It's already been

paid for through Super Chats, thanks to

very generous people. They allowed it to

become a possibility. Invite me, I'm a

sub. Oh, okay. Wait, I should invite

you so I can invite other people.

I watch people like Ice Poseidon and

Harold, and I think, damn, life looks

so much more fun For them, they enjoy

these simple things like going into a

barbershop, having a chat with the barber.

I wish I could enjoy life like they do.

It just looks so much more fun, and

especially for content, so much more

interesting watching someone going around

the city actually interacting with people

instead of just walking around for hours

and hours not talking to anyone. That's

what I do. When I used to stream outside

in Japan, I just walk up and down for

hours and hours and hours doing nothing.

The most I'd do would be going to a

convenience store and buy a drink. So

boring for content.

But it's so scary, I can't.

The weirdest thing I did was I went around

Japan and I showed random people pictures

of my ex, asking them if they knew her.

That was the weirdest thing I ever did. I

should have GoPro filmed it.

I need apples.

I think my problem is I just have a very

negative outlook on everything instead of,

hey, why not give it a try? What's the

worst that could happen? I start thinking

about all of the things that could happen.

I think of all of the worst things that

could happen. She might do this and she

might do that, or this might happen, or I

might get robbed, or I might get scammed,

or she might tell me to get lost, or

she'll laugh in my face. You start

worrying about every single bad thing that

could possibly happen, and then you

chicken out of doing it. Oh yeah, you can

share quests. I forgot.

I think you won't be able to take my

quests because you're too low level.

I did some Googling about that Harold guy.

Apparently he has a bit of a sketchy past.

Maybe not past, maybe present. He's like

one of those pickup artist guys. You know

that Roosh5 guy? He's like in league with

them, but he keeps it all, you know, low

on the lowdown. On his channel, he never

does anything about pickup, or he never

talks about it like David Bond does. He's

kind of like David Bond, but he keeps all

of his pickup stuff private. Apparently,

um, he doesn't go traveling because

he's a YouTuber or a vlogger. His number

one reason is to have sex. He goes to all

these places to try and have sex, and then

the vlogs are just kind of like a

byproduct, you know, in between all the

sex and pickup he does. It was interesting

finding that out because he seems like

such a humble, nice guy.

I don't have any problems with people who

pick up because, you know, it's basically

what I wanted to do. It kind of changes

your opinion on people when you find out

that they're just flying around these

countries doing pickup, trying to fuck as

many women as possible. I guess

some people look down on it. I kind of

feel jealous because I could never do it.

I tried. Well, I didn't even— actually, I

didn't even try. I just went on Tinder.

Didn't even try pick up once.

Didn't even have the balls.

Embarrassed. It's weird because I have no

problems trying— I have no problems

embarrassing myself on YouTube. I couldn't

care less. But when it comes to real life,

I'm the complete opposite.

Scorpid worker tail. I am nothing like I

am on YouTube in real life. I'm a

completely different person.

There's YouTube Daniel, and then there's

real-life Daniel, and they're like

completely 2 different people. Where are

those scorpions?

I got 40 matches on Tinder. How?

All I could ever match were fat girls and

old women on Tinder. I matched one slim

girl, but she was— her face looked like a

granny. It's weird. Some, some girls can

be young and slim, but then they have

faces where they look like they're 50.

It's really weird. I dated— not dated, I

went on 2 dates with slim-ish girls. They

were so ugly. They look like grandmas

and they're only in their 20s. I even

used this picture of a white guy and then

he, even he, mostly mainly

gets old Fat

women matched up. If he only gets fat

women, then I have no chance.

Who's this

guy? Zankan.

You know what I like about this game?

It's very simple. You just run up and

down, right-click on an enemy. Oh, I just

leveled up. It's kind

of relaxing, you know, just questing,

getting things done. When you have no

life, you don't have any things or

responsibilities you have to get done,

playing a game like this gives you that

sense of Well, I've accomplished

something, made my character a bit

stronger. That's what I liked so

much about it when I was, when I was a

teenager.

Gave me this sense of achievement.

How much, how much gold does it cost to

make a guild? I want to do that. That's my

number one goal right now. We need to make

the HMR guild.

I think the only way to actually get a

cute girl is to learn pickup. So you have

to just get over this social anxiety

thing. You won't find a cute one on

Tinder. Well, you might do, but you might—

probably won't match her.

I just think it's gonna be extremely

unlikely to be able to get a cute girl if

you— if you're too scared to approach

anyone. You can't live like me and

expect to find a cutie. It would be

very, very difficult unless you're super

handsome, then maybe the internet would

work for you. It never really worked for

me. I got a lot of girls online, but they

weren't cute, they weren't slim, they

weren't young. They weren't fertile.

What am I doing? Oh, I need scorpion

tails.

Don't bother with pickup unless you're a

Chad. Are you sure that's true? Do you

think you can be nerdy and not very

Chad-ish but still be good at pickup?

The pickup artists say that it doesn't

matter what you look like, it's all about

confidence.

And technique. Is that true?

But if you keep getting rejected, how much

confidence are you gonna have? The more

times you get rejected, the less

confidence you're going to have every

time, unless you have really thick skin.

I never played a rogue during Classic

because I thought they were overpowered

and overplayed. I hate it when people

would say, looking for DPS, no more

rogues, because there were like 50 rogues

waiting for a group. I liked feeling

special, but I don't want to heal,

I want to do DPS. I don't really want to

do PvE, I want to PvP and gank people.

Oh, it's been so many years since I used

the word gank. I don't think anyone uses

that word anymore. He ganked me,

everyone used to say.

Do I need to get these lazy peons?

What do you want? I can't attack that

target.

I need to get Wait,

what am I doing? No, I don't want to give

you my boots, my ragged leather boots.

I can give you a

shield.

Ragged leather gloves, very nice. I want

to be stylish. I don't

know if I should have rolled warrior.

Male trolls in plate armor look really

cool. I don't

want to reroll. This is my problem with

WoW. I can't decide which class I want to

be, and then I end up leveling

everything's level 20 and not getting

anywhere.

I guess leather armor is okay. Maybe I

should have rolled a warrior.

When you get to about level 40, you unlock

plate armor. You get these cool shoulder

pads, and you get— you can go to Scarlet

Monastery and you get this cool helmet.

It's like a red helmet with horns,

full faceplate. But rogues,

you can get like a hood, like a ninja

hood.

Don't be a warrior, tanks are in super

short demand. Yeah, that's why I decided

not to. I don't want everyone nagging me

to be a tank.

I don't know.

No, I should be a rogue. Rogue would

definitely be more fun for outdoor PvP.

Oh wait, since it's vanilla— no wait,

there's battlegrounds, aren't there?

Because before they introduced

battlegrounds, outdoor— they used to have

these massive outdoor PvP battles between

Taverns Mill and Southshore. There were 2

villages, 2 towns in— what was

it called? Hillsbrad Foothills?

Hillsbrad? Something like that. And then

all the Alliance would gather at

Southshore, all the Horde would gather at

Taverns Mill, and then they would meet in

the middle and have this massive fight.

And then battlegrounds were introduced,

and then that just kind of stopped

happening. Where's that big scorpion?

It was somewhere here.

I think I'll stay as a rogue, actually.

I still need more tails. Not enough

energy. I think Battlegrounds ruined

the game. There was such an

exciting element to outdoor PvP when there

was no Battlegrounds. You would have these

big outside battlegrounds.

When will I visit UK

again? I'm thinking about going back for

Christmas. I don't know.

My sister and mum have planned

to go to New Forest over Christmas.

It's quite a lot of players.

Where are the scorpions?

No, I don't want to be a warrior because I

do want to do dungeons as well.

And if I remember correctly, People used

to hate DPS Warriors. They would say, if

you want to do DPS, play Rogue. And then

people would nag you if you tried to play

DPS Druid or Priest. Oh,

thanks. How do I chat? I can't attack

Wait, I didn't get it.

I don't have any space. Let me delete my

Oh, I need level 6. 2 more levels.

How do I make it so when I click it

deselects people? Because it has sticky

selection on— sticky

targeting. Don't want that.

He's level 15, so he had a character on

this realm already.

That's a coincidence, isn't it?

Coincidence that someone who watches my

channel has, has a character on the same

realm that I chose.

I tried to get my friend Jay to play this

game when I was about 17. He said it was

boring, and then I never spoke to him

again. I was super addicted to it at

the time. I was about 17 when I started

playing, and I fell in love straight away.

Well, as soon as I started playing, I

thought, wow, This is a good game.

I'm addicted. I felt addicted instantly.

I saw these people running around because

at the time I was so lonely. I had no

friends. I was going to school,

but I was really weird at that time and

felt so alone. And then I found this

online world of people. That I could

interact with, and it was just so

refreshing. I could walk up to people,

talk to them, do things I would never say,

say things I would never do, say things I

would never say in real life.

I think in a way it's kind of the same as

my YouTube channel. That's why I like

doing YouTube so much. I can become this

person that I was too scared to be in real

life. I could talk,

express myself, display my personality

to the world. I was always too scared to

do any of those things in real life,

and it was just nice and refreshing.

Okay, I think I have everything. Let's go

back to the village.

I'm on Zanzalar tribe if you want to join.

Will I die if I jump off here? I don't

think so. How long

do I have?

It's 91. What do you need?

Go forth to victory.

Primitive hand blade.

Very nice. Where is the shop?

I need a shop.

We need to start saving money. I have 2

silver. I'm not sure how much it costs to

start a guild. It might be about 20 gold.

I used to buy gold all the time. I used to

use my dad's PayPal account. I guessed

his password. It was just his name and

then 1234, and I was secretly using his

PayPal account to buy Hundreds of pounds

worth of gold, and then he found out one

day. He said, Daniel, what are these

payments to this Chinese website?

It was so scary. I thought he was gonna be

really angry, but he wasn't. I said, oh,

I was buying gold. I'll pay you back. His

face looked really angry, but he didn't

say anything. I thought he would start

shouting at me. It's weird. My dad never

really shouted at me or told me off.

Oh, thank you, George. I don't know what

you said. Something about grass and a

horse. Don't know what the middle one is.

It looks like a swamp or mud.

I was really surprised that he wasn't

angry. I guess he was, but he didn't say

I think my dad was just a bit of a

pushover, not a very strict person. He

used to spank me when I was a kid.

He would just, you know, hit my bottom

once or twice, slap it. Sounds really

weird now. There's one time he used some

kind of pipe Not a metal pipe, but like a

rubber pipe, and I actually bled.

I think he hit me harder than he expected

to. He said sorry. He said, sorry,

Daniel, I didn't mean to hit you so hard.

I think after that he never hit me again

because he was scared he would hit me too

hard. I think he felt really bad for that.

I used to be really naughty when I was a

kid. I used to fight with my sister all

the time. Usually my mum would hit me with

a wooden spoon or a cane.

What if I farmed gold? Oh, that'd be so

funny if I became a gold farmer and I sold

it. Hey guys, I have a new job. I'm, I'm a

Chinese gold farmer on WoW now.

What am I doing? Oh,

we have to go back into the cave

to get

that burning blade thingamajig.

I used to be really influenced by Bart

Simpson. He was like my hero when I was a

kid. I thought he was so cool and I wanted

to be just like him. Fighting with my

sister, getting into trouble at school.

During class, I would just go— I would

just shout boring and get in so much

trouble. All the kids would laugh. I

didn't mind getting into trouble if people

thought I was funny. I really wanted to be

funny. I would do stupid stuff and say

dumb things.

I guess that kind of explains my YouTube

channel. If you understand how I was when

I was a kid, it's basically what I do now.

I say stupid things to get some kind of

reaction out of people. For some reason,

people take me 100% seriously and get

upset. Really weird.

I don't

have enough energy.

Not enough energy.

I think I prefer melee classes over ranged

classes. I hate casters because you have

to stand there charging the spell. Spell,

and then every time you get hit, the spell

gets interrupted. You can't really jump

around, move around. I like being mobile.

I like jumping around like this. It's more

I need

to get inside.

I can

do 40 push-ups now. Pretty good.

And I'm starting to get a bit of muscle on

my chest. Looks like I have a boob.

I can do 40 push-ups straight away in a

row. I do about 40 in the morning, then 40

before I go to bed. When I first started,

I struggled to do 10. Now I can do 40.

Bet you can't do 40 push-ups.

My wife can't even do 2. She's so weak.

Not enough energy. I don't have enough

energy. Not enough energy.

Where's that guy? I think he's up here.

He should spawn. I think someone killed

Do you think I can actually put on muscle

if I did it properly? I always

thought I wouldn't be able to put on

muscle, but I think I can.

It just takes a very long time.

I think we have to wait here for him to

respawn. Well, it might be over here.

Oh, there he is.

Quick, before someone else steals him.

How many times has he died?

Yarog Bane Shadow.

Okay, next we have Sarkoth.

Bring the news of Hanazwa's plight to

Gornik. I think I just Hearthstone back,

actually. Be lazy.

I think I've missed the quest. There's

something to do with a spade.

We can troll people in the game.

There's like a shovel that you're supposed

to collect. I need to get out

of here. Your ability isn't ready yet.

I can't do that yet. Not enough energy.

Your ability isn't ready yet.

I'm out of— I

don't have enough energy.

It's here. Maybe? I don't

know. Let's go back,

hand in the quests. I think we've finished

the beginning zone. It's like riding a

bicycle, you don't really forget. I

remember doing all this, I remember where,

where to go and what to do. Oh yeah,

there's the peon quest. I forgot that one.

How do I get it?

We can get dust-covered leggings.

Very nice.

Am I planning to level to 60? Depends if I

feel like playing it. If I'm too lazy, I

might quit, but you never know, I might

stick with it.

Oh wait, I want my— I want that robe. I

think it looked funny.

Haha, a rogue wearing a robe.

What server I'm playing on? Zanzalar

Tribe. It's a role-playing

PvP server should be funny. Roleplaying

people are kind of weird.

It takes ages to get to level 60. Took me

months even though I was playing it every

single day, all day long.

Oh, I can get— oh, I can get backstab and

stealth and pickpocket.

Okay, I need some new key bindings. I will

put back— oh, I remember I had backstab on

S.

And what else do I have? I have Stealth

and Pickpocket.

Put Pickpocket here,

and key bindings will be— I need Action

Button 5 will be S.

Backstab. Okay, where do we go now?

Report to Sen'jin Village. But I've missed

the Lazy Peons quest. Does it really

matter? Oh, it's here, I think.

Me busy,

leave me alone, doggy.

I was

watching Ice Poseidon play it and it was

just so frustrating. It's so annoying

watching someone play this game for the

first time. They keep pressing

the wrong button. He kept trying to drop

items, but he was doing left-click— no,

he's doing right-click instead of

left-click. Wow,

I could one-shot these actually if I do a

I can't attack that target.

What do you want?

The best bit about being a troll is you

get the raptor mount, which looks really

nice. The raptor dinosaur mount is the

best one, I think. I think the orc one

is the ugliest. Undead horse is okay,

but I like riding dinosaurs.

Can I do a backstab when it's chasing me?

No, I can't. I'm not sure which talent

tree I'm gonna spec into. I forgot there's

combat, which is about doing white

damage and spamming Sinister Strike. And

then there's Assassination, and you get

Ambush, which is like Backstab but way

more powerful. There's Subtlety, Combat,

and Assassination. I think Assassination

was most fun.

Combat is pretty boring.

It's just spamming Sinister Strike.

Where's my Amazon? I delivered— I mean, I

ordered a laser pen again.

I had to buy another laser pen because my

wife threw away my old one.

I want to get a laser pen so I can play

with the cats at the park. Hopefully

they'll play. There's quite a lot of them,

so there has to be at least one that will

play. Last time I got one, none of the

stray cats played. I think stray cats just

don't really play. They're not the same as

house cats.

Not sure why.

Why don't I get a cat? Because my wife

won't let me get one.

She said it's too much work. It might

damage the apartments. We won't be able to

travel anywhere. It's too

much money. Blah blah blah blah.

What do you need?

Yeah, I'm level six. Can use my new

dagger.

Can I dual wield yet? No, I can't.

Oh, we have to go back to the stupid cave

to get the pick. Okay, we'll go to the

cave then. I think it's the last quest

here. They're too busy

trying to survive. I don't think so.

There's about 15 cats at that park, and

people come every day to feed them. They

look pretty well-fed. They just sit around

all day waiting for people to come and

feed them. Me and my wife, we go there

nearly every evening,

and we bring fish paste and fish. Someone

brought a big piece of chicken, big cooked

boiled chicken.

Not enough energy.

I don't

have

enough energy. Not enough energy.

Not enough energy. I don't

have enough energy.

Do you know what's really funny? I'm

getting really shit views recently, but

I'm actually making the same amount of

money I was making when I was getting

slightly better views. It's really weird.

The videos which are about negative things

and arguing and talking about

why I hate my wife, they did good for

views, but they didn't do very well for

money. And then my recent videos that only

got about 10K, where it's non-clickbait,

non-drama, and not negative, they did

about the same for money as the

drama-ish clickbaity stuff did.

Isn't that weird? For example, the wife—

the video my wife made about me got 54k

views, which you'd think, wow, that's

really good. It only made $70 compared

to my video about the fish, which only got

10k views. That made $50. It only made $20

less and it has a fifth of the views.

YouTube makes no sense, I swear. You think

more views means more money.

Look, I'll tell you.

My last video, which was my my advice to

married men, which it was just it wasn't

really a serious video. The whole joke was

supposed to be, hey look, Daniel's giving

advice on marriage when he sucks at being

married. It was just like a trolly video

that made about $50 even though it only

got 10K views. I couldn't believe it.

And I think it's because the title was

kind of neutral, not, not a negative

title, and it wasn't talking about

negative things. It wasn't like a drama

thing. I don't know how the AI detects it.

Maybe it detects— picks up on words like

had a big fight or we had a big argument.

I think topics about arguments and

cheating, they aren't going to make a lot

of money from, from ad revenue. They'll

get clicks, they'll get views, maybe

they'll get 30k views, but then it's going

to make the same amount of money that a

non-drama, non-clickbaity video that only

has 10k views. So I kind of have to choose

between— do I want to get lots of views

but less money, or less views but

same amount of money? What do you think?

I don't like having my videos only get 10K

views. I want to stay around 20K, but if

it's the same amount of money,

maybe I should stop caring about views.

If I become family-friendly, yeah, I'll

get less views, but I'm getting the same

amount of money, so why do I care?

You'd think I'd barely make any money

right now because my views have gone down

so much, but that's not true.

I can't believe— it's just so unbelievable

how much money you can make from 10K

views. Where the hell's that stupid thing?

Phazril's pick.

Usually it's here in the stream.

I have enough energy. I need

to send something.

Where was I?

2 Heroes Why I Hate My Husband did really

good, 55k views. Yeah, but it did really

poorly for money. I was expecting $200,

but it only made $70. My fish video made

about only $20 less.

I think it's because I put hate in the

title. I should have put why Daniel is

irritating or why I don't like my husband.

It's just kind of embarrassing because

the viewers don't know how much money I

get, but they know how many views I get.

And then when the views start dropping,

people notice, and it's annoying when they

start pointing it out. Oh, your views have

dropped. Haha,

time to get a job. No.

I would never get a job.

I would rather become a criminal and steal

from homeless people. I think I'm gonna

give up on this quest. I can't find it.

It's supposed to be here,

sticking out of a rock.

They think views equal money. Yeah, I

know, that's what everyone thinks, but

they're so wrong. Views does not equal

money. It's the topic and the

content. If it's

a sexual topic, then you'll get less money

than, you know, just talking about fish.

I'm out, baby.

I think if you could get away without

having to get a job, then,

um, it's way better than having a job.

Unless you're living with your parents and

you hate them. I had

quite an easy time living with my parents

because they just let me get on with what

I was doing. They didn't really nag me.

I guess most other parents would have

kicked me out.

Can you imagine Daniel robbing you? I

wouldn't rob rob people, I would do it

sneakily. I would be like a rogue. Wait

till you're sleeping and then I'll steal

your stuff. Like at the guest house when I

used to steal people's packages. I didn't

get anything good. I got a box of condoms

and some nuts and a

makeup kit. That was it. I was hoping for

something nice like a phone.

Not enough energy.

I don't have enough energy. Will I do

something special for 100K subs? No,

because every time I do, people start

unsubbing. I did

a 90K celebration sub thing, and then I

lost loads of subs, and it went back down

to 89K, and people just She's laughing

about it. It's irritating.

Oh, it's here. Stupid me, I thought it was

in the corner.

All of the NPCs in this game are so lazy,

telling you to go there and get this, do

this for them. Why don't they do it

instead of just standing around all day?

Okay, we finally finished the beginning

area. We can move on to Senjin Village.

I want to get to level 10 to get my first

talent point. When you start getting

talent points, that's when it gets

interesting. You can start specializing

into a certain playstyle.

It's too

far away.

Why aren't I finishing the house on

Minecraft? I think it's already finished.

I got a bit fed up with it actually. I

need to do the roads, the rest of the

garden, my uncle's house. I want

to try something different.

Finally, we can get out of this Starting

zone.

Oh, I feel very tired.

I like my women dumpy and droopy with

halitosis.

Where's the wifey tonight? She is going

for dinner with coworkers.

What will I be doing? Well,

wouldn't you like to know?

It's top secret.

I'll probably just get dinner and then

watch YouTube.

Relax, relax. You see,

who you be later? Are you doing

one? Hey there,

okie dokie.

Okay, we have to— I think we have to go to

that island. And there's a troll called

Zalazane. Report to Orgnil.

Hmm, where is he? Hexed voodoo

troll.

I would like to do family— a family

reunion for Christmas.

Video vlog with my sister and my mum.

I'm not really sure what's gonna happen.

We still haven't talked about spouse visa

stuff, and it's

going to be September tomorrow. I've only

got a few months left in Japan.

I think she's just not sure about it,

especially with the recent argument we had

about the love doll. Oh,

I could just stealth and sneak up on

things.

The Echo Isles to the east.

Oh, it's not this one.

I feel

like this is definitely a lot easier than

vanilla WoW.

There's no way I could kill mobs higher

level than me without taking any damage.

It will take half of your health if you

try that on vanilla. I feel like they've,

they've made it easier.

It's not 100% classic.

Do I know Joanna? No, I don't.

What does my sister do? She makes webinars

in London.

Look how much damage I'm doing.

29 crit, pretty good.

I'm out

of range.

Ability isn't

that yet. I don't have

enough energy. I don't have enough energy.

Oh, there's 2 of them. See if I can

survive. I don't think I can actually. I

don't have any potions. I have one.

I think I'm gonna die.

I don't think I can handle 2 at the same

time.

I died. First death. Okay, maybe I'm not

that powerful.

Oh,

I thought I could handle it.

Stealth isn't very good. Keeps moving.

I should keybind stealth to special

action button, mouse button 4.

That's how I used to do it. Very nice.

Oh, I found a chest.

Inventory is full.

It's too far away.

I've got to kill— I don't

I don't have enough energy. Not enough

energy.

Hmm, this is taking a very long

time.

It's too far away.

I need to get ready.

Inventory is full.

Should I dye my hair when it starts going

gray? I don't want gray hair.

Hmm, I don't want to be old.

Not enough

energy. I don't

have enough energy.

I don't have

enough energy.

Not enough energy.

Okay,

Rogue is pretty fun actually. The whole

backstabbing thing is Very satisfying.

I can't wait to get Ambush.

Idiot, not enough energy.

I don't have enough energy.

Shave my head. I would like to shave my

head once just to see what it looks like,

but it will take such a long time for it

to grow back. It'll take months and I'd

look stupid. I think I look stupid when my

hair is too short.

The shortest I cut it was when I was

meeting the Essex girl. I shaved off the

sides, remember? It looked really weird.

That was the shortest it's been since I

was about 12.

Not enough energy. I don't have enough

energy. Not enough energy. Not enough

energy. Not enough energy. I don't

have enough energy. I'm on Sansalar tribe.

I don't have enough energy.

Oh.

He's here.

Victorious fool.

How long can I stay in Japan for? Until

December.

Not enough energy. I don't have enough

energy. Not enough energy. I don't have

enough energy.

I don't like having long hair because it

goes all wavy and then I have to spend

ages straightening it.

I hate this stupid Bixby button on Samsung

phones. They put this button on the side

and I keep pressing it accidentally.

Not enough

energy. I don't have

enough energy.

Inventory is full.

I now have to go back to the village.

It takes ages to get anywhere.

Ah,

how do

you have 95K subs and only 90 people Good

question, because all a bunch of cunts.

I mean, I love my subscribers very much.

I haven't done that yet.

Not enough energy. I don't have enough

energy. I had more viewers when I was

playing Minecraft, so maybe it's Because

people aren't interested in the game.

People only watch my channel because I do

weird stuff and