hello

Oh my God, it's cold.

I realize it's so cold out there.

I think the wind blew through— blew dried

my— blow dried my clothing, but blew it

It's dry.

And clean.

Dry and clean. Dry, dry and

clean.

And it's dry.

Dry and clean laundry.

Ah, clean and dry.

Now I need to wash this white shirt.

Uh, what should I do?

Wanna see a new segment called Hello,

Welcome to Cooking with Daniel

directly after cereal?

Don't usually feel hungry after cereal.

I want to do making cereal segment on

OnlyFans.

Get ready for bed, I guess. It's 8

o'clock. Don't know what to do. Wait for

My hair's getting too long.

Do I have any plans to go to Tokyo?

Not really.

It's too far, too expensive. I think it

would cost me like $500 to get a train

and book a hotel and get a train back.

Maybe if there was a girl there, I'd be

more motivated.

I spent way too much money this week— last

week entertaining my girlfriend,

giving her a tour of Kyoto, Osaka, Nara.

I need to try and save money now.

How much longer am I here for? I don't

know, to be honest.

My girlfriend wants me to come back to

Thailand. I don't want to go back.

I'm moving in with a Korean girl in her

apartment tomorrow. And if that's

good and if it goes well, maybe I just

stay in Japan. For at least 6 months.

Well, for at most 6 months.

If we come— if I come down, are we hanging

out? Yeah, we could hang out. Definitely.

Sounds fun.

I don't know if I want to make videos

though. Kind of lazy with the making

videos nowadays. Or maybe just do a

stream. We could do an IRL stream,

go to some bars, because I promised my

viewers I'd go to a bar and get drunk.

So maybe you can help me do that. I made a

donation goal for $450 to go to a bar.

And then it reached like $467.

Hook up with Venus? I don't know. She

seems like she's having problems right

now. Her Instagram posts make me a bit

concerned.

She said we could make OnlyFans, but then

she also said it's kind of retarded how I

keep sleeping with different women, so I

don't know if she likes me or not.

I hope the Korean girl doesn't get upset

if I come home late. I don't

know if she's controlling.

I could probably just say I'm hanging out

with a friend and she wouldn't think it's

She'll be controlling?

Hmm, I don't know. I mean,

she doesn't even message me much. Last

time we messaged was Sunday. I just said,

so can I come stay at your place tomorrow?

And she said, okay.

She asked me if I needed the address. I

said, yeah. And then I said,

well, see you then. That was on Sunday.

Chat is glitching. The on-screen chat is

just Twitch chat. I don't know how to make

YouTube chat show.

I feel like the only way to get my viewers

watching again is if I got back with Jor.

Or something really crazy happened.

Like, I don't know, I move into Korean

girl's house, she kicks me out. I do like

a, I got kicked out in the middle of the

night stream. Now I'm homeless.

Then moving in with my viewer. I mean,

that would be pretty funny. That would be

a good chain of events to make some

streams or videos about.

And then we do like biking in the middle

of the night to my viewer's house. Haha.

That would have gotten good views back in

The only thing that helps you is another

big YouTuber makes a video about you.

Yeah, probably. I don't think the

old viewers are going to come back. How

many old viewers were there? Active, like

40K.

Marriage drama used to get like 40-50K

views, but I think

those people are gone for good. The only

way to get them back is if Chihiro came

back, and even then I think most of them

still wouldn't come back.

There's nothing really to say anything

else about J-Hope. She doesn't post,

she doesn't make videos, she's deleted her

social media.

I'm down. What, you mean I can move in

with you? I was talking about Blood

Bucket, but if you're saying I can move in

with you too, that would be funny.

But you live far. That will

take me like 10 hours to cycle there.

Probably. Probably a whole day.

Google Maps.

I typed in where you live and it showed me

Pakistan. What?

Why is it showing Pakistan directions?

It says— it doesn't even say a time for

biking. So long. 3 hours by train. How far

I want to see how far it is in miles.

150 kilometers. Oh my God.

I think when I was doing the IRL streams

before my girlfriend came, I was cycling

every day. I cycled about 120 miles

in total and that was Over 2 weeks. So

what, it's going to take me 2 weeks?

Oh no, I need toilet.

I got kicked out by my girlfriend. Next,

moving in with my viewer. Moving into my

female viewer's house.

Cycling to my female viewer's house.

Oh no, I need

I'm back. I had some toilet problems.

What did I eat yesterday?

Uh, oh,

I just had ramen yesterday. That's

probably why.

If you can cycle all the way to my place,

then sure, you deserve it. Wow.

Then we have to do it.

Uh, yeah, I should have made some reaction

videos when Chihiro and Hong Kong Guy kept

streaming about me, but I was busy with

Mila and I was trying to change my ways to

impress Mila.

I don't know about doing streams on a

different channel. I did try doing streams

on Twitch and I

got like 40 viewers.

Maybe it's not a good idea to do such long

streams because I kind of run out of

energy after, say, 7 or 8 hours. I kind of

run out of things to talk about, and then

I just go a bit quiet, and then people get

bored.

Your livestreams suck. Yeah, I know what

you mean, but this is— this is all I have

to offer, really. I don't have any wife,

don't have any drama.

No, I didn't just sit around. I cycled. I

cycled for like 6 hours a day when I was

streaming a few weeks ago.

But at some point I've got to come home

and just rest and have dinner.

Because I was streaming 24/7,

at least 16 hours of the day is gonna be

either sleeping or sitting. And then like

the 8 hours remaining would be being

outside. I don't want to be outside. I

mean, I can't be outside 12 hours a day.

What's the lovemaking like with the Korean

girl? Uh,

very wet and

very hairy. I don't know

if it's going to get better, but The first

night wasn't amazing.

It was okay. Maybe next time. Well, it's

been such a long time since I last saw

her, so I'm kind of shy again. When I'm

shy, I don't really perform that great. I

need to feel comfortable, and then I get

more— I get more confident with

the lovemaking.

I don't know why Korean girls don't shave

or trim their bush.

She could trim it a bit. It's just— I

don't know, it feels weird. It feels

interesting, like it tickles my belly,

but it just looks kind of messy. It'd look

nicer if she trimmed it a little bit.

I gotta trim mine tonight, actually. Now

that I think of it,

will I leave the stream up while sleeping?

Uh, I might have to reset the stream soon.

It's nearly 12 hours.

Yeah, I might do.

But I'm going to end the stream when I

have to go to Korean girlfriend's place.

I didn't smell her ass yet. I did finger

it though, because she was getting so wet

it was dripping, starting to drip down to

her bumhole. So I started rubbing it into

her bumhole with my finger. I put my

finger in up until the first knuckle and

she didn't stop me, so I guess she liked

it. But then she tried doing it back to me

and I thought it was kind of weird.

I don't really want her to do it back to

me. I was just doing it to her.

You said your girlfriend visited you in

Japan. Yeah, that's Thai girlfriend.

Oh, thanks, Lee Chang. I'm okay. Just feel

a bit tired after I eat dinner. I'm very—

like my energy just goes.

Next video, why I finger my girlfriend's

ass.

Sounds like the video I'd make back then.

The taste of ass. Next video,

sequel of the smell of ass. The next one

would be the smell— the taste of ass.

She asked me why I don't talk during sex.

Whilst we were having sex, she was like,

you don't, you don't talk much. And I was

like, yeah, I mean, we're having sex.

What do you want to talk about? Who talks

during sex? Do you talk during sex? What

did you say? Like, oh yeah, baby, feels so

good. Oh yeah. I've never—

my girlfriend likes talking during sex

too. She'll say, oh,

my boyfriend. Oh, my baby, you like my

pussy? Like that. I think it's weird. I

don't say anything back. I just grunt.

I don't see the point of talking during

sex. This is weird.

Ask if she feels good. But that's weird.

Like, oh, do you feel good, baby?

I would automatically assume that, yeah,

it should feel good. Why do I need to ask

So I don't really like being criticized on

my sex whilst having sex. It's just

gonna make me lose confidence.

Chihiro talk during sex too. She'd be like

이っぱい 나시대. And she would say気持ちいい.

You have Thai girlfriend and Korean

girlfriend back to back at the same time.

Pretty much. You need a

haircut. Yeah, probably. I think maybe

another few weeks. Before I really need to

cut it. I don't know why

my hair looks worse as it gets longer.

It just gets big, like it, it gets bigger

instead of longer. Usually when hair gets

long, it goes down like long, but mine

just goes like

a mushroom.

I wouldn't go to a barber. I just cut it

myself. That's why I bought these.

Do you know how difficult it is trying to

explain to someone how I want my hair cut?

I know how I want my hair cut. I don't

need to explain to myself. I just cut it

First, I grab this bit at the back and I

go, and then I grab this bit and I go,

and then I grab this bit and I go, and

then I go, and I grab this bit

and I go, or I'll just

Shear it off like, like that,

and then start trying to balance it.

I think a hairstylist,

hairdresser would just mess it up.

They'll cut my sides too short, they'll

cut my fringe too short. I remember

last time I got my hair cut was in 2006,

and they cut my fringe short above the

eyebrow, and it looked so stupid.

And they cut my sideburns really short. I

was pissed for like a month until it grew

back. Never again, I said to myself,

never again am I letting anyone cut my

hair. That's stupid. I printed a picture

of like a Japanese K-pop, J-pop guy who

had like this long hair, bit spiky, long

fringe, like emo fringe. Showed it to

them, said, can you cut my hair like this?

And he didn't cut it anything like it.

Looks so bad.

I hate that.

Yeah, I still do push-ups. I do about, I

do about 25, but I try and do them

properly. As low as I can go, then all the

way back up. I try

and do them slowly too, instead of like

When I was doing it like that, I could do

nearly 40, but I wasn't really doing it

properly. Now I try to keep the form good.

Oh my God, I thought the sneeze wasn't

Your skin looks pretty good. Yeah, it's

okay. I've only got one tiny pimple there.

Does Green Girlfriend know

you a full-time content creator? Of course

not. Said I'm an investor

and financial advisor and

a stock market portfolio

manager.

I don't think she realizes that to be able

to live off dividends, you would have to

have like at least quarter of a million

invested, whereas I've

only got like $20K invested. The amount

I'd make from dividends is like $200 a

If you're going to have 5% dividend yield

and you got, what, $400K invested

You're going to make $20K a year, which is

pretty damn good. But where are you going

to get the $400K from?

Have you got $200K invested? 5% dividend

yield. Maybe you'd make like $10K a year

from dividends. I wish I

Oh well, good thing is most people know

nothing about investing, so they're not

going to question it.

My profit loss since starting investing,

I lost I

still lost like $14K plus

gains. If you count the gains I lost,

probably like $25K.

But I feel confident I can regrow my

portfolio.

The problem is I realize it's not a

get-rich-quick scheme. The only way you

get rich quick is if you YOLO all your

money into like one stock, a penny stock,

but you'd most likely lose that

money. The only way to do it is like

steadily and slowly, methodically.

But you're not going to get rich quick.

It would take decades if you've picked the

right stocks. And you might pick some

stocks right, and then you probably pick

other stocks wrong, which would then bring

down how much you've made. Now maybe you

make $10K, but then you lost $5K. So then

you actually only made $5K.

There's no way to make a huge amount of

money quickly. Unless you YOLO the whole

account onto like 2 penny stocks.

And then what? You lose it and then you're

Did she really leave him? Yeah, she left

yesterday.

Are you going to teach Japanese to other

foreigners? What, as a job?

No. If you got questions, I'd be happy to

answer it. But I don't think anyone here

learns Japanese or would want to ask me.

What's that smell?

I've already stunk up the place with all

the garbage. I can smell it. I need

to leave.

Anything happen in the last hour?

Uh, I went to the toilet and, uh,

did my laundry.

No, I'm just getting ready to finish for

today. Have a bath.

Go reset stream.

Maybe in 1 hour.

Sleepy now. I get

sleepy. Around 9 or 10 p.m.

because I woke up at 5:30 in the

morning yesterday.

Audio has effed. Oh yeah,

well, maybe it's like ASMR static

crackling.

Sleepy now? I get sleepy

around 9 or 10 PM. I don't

know why it does that. The only thing that

fixes it is by ending the stream and

restarting.