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2025-07-27 · 34 min

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  1. 0:01

    Nice little walk, nice shop.

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  2. 0:27

    Mm,

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  3. 0:30

    delicious.

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  4. 1:26

    Oh,

    Segment details1:26–1:26 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_3
  5. 1:33

    the roast beef Monster Munch hits a different part of the mouth that the burger doesn't.

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  6. 1:45

    I think it's my favorite burger.

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  7. 2:03

    I've got to phone the stupid lawyer tomorrow. Oh, I can't be bothered.

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  8. 2:12

    I'll phone the solicitor.

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  9. 2:25

    Why people gotta make my life hard?

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  10. 2:30

    Oh.

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  11. 2:55

    I just want to live a simple life where I just talk about What's going on? More people got to interfere and mess with my life.

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  12. 3:49

    I need better cold soda.

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  13. 3:55

    Slippin'

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  14. 3:59

    Jimmy.

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  15. 4:08

    I am innocent.

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  16. 4:20

    I haven't done half the stuff.

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  17. 4:31

    How's— I mean, there's no proof. How can you get proof of something you didn't do?

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  18. 4:38

    Surely you need proof that I did do it,

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  19. 4:42

    otherwise anyone can just say anything.

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  20. 4:48

    Video clips of me not doing the thing that I didn't do. Wow.

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  21. 4:54

    So it's saying, oh, I need proof that I didn't go to the moon. Where are your videos of you not going to the moon? Uh, here.

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  22. 5:23

    Voilà.

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  23. 6:03

    The problem is I can't remember everything I've said,

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  24. 6:08

    so I don't know if I actually said it or not.

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  25. 6:12

    I say a lot of things,

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  26. 6:23

    but I know certain things I definitely did not do.

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  27. 6:40

    Well, I need to see the evidence then, don't I?

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  28. 6:47

    The court order

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  29. 6:49

    says that they, they have not— well, I can't remember how they worded it, but they said they haven't

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  30. 6:57

    accepted any of the accusations to be true,

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  31. 7:03

    but they still put the order in effect.

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  32. 9:00

    You know, in that— the breakdown stream I had The 3-day one. Would you say

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  33. 9:11

    that I was threatening to harm myself in the stream?

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  34. 9:22

    I don't know, I feel like it's a bit of a stretch, isn't it?

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  35. 9:32

    I didn't say I'm like, I'm gonna do this or else, did I? Oh, welcome, Mama. Hello, I've got your present.

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  36. 9:57

    Here,

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  37. 10:02

    where's it gone? He doesn't like it.

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  38. 10:14

    What, you don't like it?

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  39. 10:18

    No, come on, try it. Yeah, man.

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  40. 10:27

    Hey,

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  41. 10:30

    apex predator can't bite a sausage, needs it broken up in little bits. You like it?

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  42. 10:42

    Good boy.

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  43. 10:49

    You like it better than pepperoni?

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  44. 11:21

    Apex predator needs his meals broken into little pieces.

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  45. 11:36

    You like your little meat stick? Hey, you missed a bit. Here, look. Oh, here. Oh, here.

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  46. 11:49

    Apex predator can't even see the food right under his chin. It's right there. Look,

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  47. 11:57

    look here.

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  48. 12:00

    What, are you joking? Look, it's right there.

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  49. 12:05

    Oh my God, oh my God, you missed a bit.

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  50. 12:13

    I wonder if they taste good, like pepperami.

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  51. 13:43

    Hmm, I don't know. I better reply to my Thai girls.

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  52. 13:48

    This one says, where are you? I'm in the UK currently. Will

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  53. 13:58

    be in Bangkok,

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  54. 14:03

    um, in October— in September.

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  55. 14:30

    It's quite nice. 39 though.

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  56. 14:39

    This one says, I like Bangkok, but traffic can be really bad. Makes working there a bit difficult. I want to go back and work there again.

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  57. 14:54

    Let me know when you're back there.

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  58. 15:12

    We can meet,

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  59. 15:23

    meet my meat stick.

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  60. 15:31

    All I need to know is, are you single? Do you want to meet? When do you want to meet?

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  61. 15:41

    I got 4, uh, 4 Thai girls lined up.

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  62. 15:46

    How many girls you got? Probably zero.

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  63. 16:20

    Don't care what you do for a living. Don't care how many brothers and sisters you have. Don't care what your favorite food is. I just need to know, do you want to meet? When? When and where?

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  64. 16:36

    And you want to come over to my luxury condo?

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  65. 17:18

    I'll get the fucking flies, won't leave me alone.

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  66. 17:26

    Probably because I smell so good.

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  67. 17:47

    Is the war over yet?

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  68. 18:30

    I need to update my savings. Minus £77.

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  69. 18:56

    He didn't really— I don't know if he liked the meat stick.

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  70. 19:02

    He didn't come back for more.

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  71. 19:16

    I wonder if it tastes good. It's just a chicken stick, isn't it?

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  72. 19:29

    Where

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  73. 19:42

    was it made?

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  74. 19:45

    Looks Polish.

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  75. 19:53

    Polska. I told you. Kazuski.

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  76. 20:02

    Yeah, the illustration looks kind of Eastern European, doesn't it?

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  77. 20:11

    Maybe Moon did it.

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  78. 20:23

    Bulging biceps.

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  79. 20:56

    Didn't Vietnam also invade Cambodia to stop Pol Pot?

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  80. 21:01

    Cambodia just nonstop takes L's.

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  81. 21:16

    The Khmer Rouge,

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  82. 21:21

    Khmer Rouge regime.

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  83. 21:26

    Very weird history Southeast Asia has.

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  84. 21:31

    Didn't Myanmar used to like skirmish into Thailand and burn down temples?

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  85. 21:48

    Southeast Asia is kind of like Native Americans, isn't it? They even got that similar architecture.

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  86. 21:56

    With the pyramid-looking stuff.

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  87. 22:22

    I don't know who Thailand's allies are. I think they can't really be too friendly with America because they're neighbors with China.

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  88. 22:47

    Isn't Thailand on the border of China as well?

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  89. 22:51

    I thought they'd have to be neutral. I don't think China would be happy if Thailand was like pro-America with American troops there.

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  90. 23:22

    Makes me a bit nervous going to Vietnam because you got to fly over Cambodia to get to Vietnam. Don't want to get shot down now that I'm rich.

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  91. 23:37

    Imagine you finally make it in life and then you get shot down in a plane

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  92. 23:43

    and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

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  93. 24:21

    I wouldn't mind having some yogurt.

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  94. 24:25

    Yogurt.

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  95. 24:32

    Yogurt time with syrup.

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  96. 24:45

    It's my new favorite snack, Greek yogurt.

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  97. 25:00

    Look at

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  98. 25:05

    this, it's got, um, 9 grams of protein as well for my Beijing biceps.

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  99. 25:21

    Lily Lyle's Golden Silk.

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  100. 25:29

    How was the day? Quite nice. I had a nice walk and

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  101. 25:37

    stream was really good. Didn't F lag or anything. Tesco stream was flawless. First time I went to Tesco, it just didn't lag at all. Didn't do the F, like the gray screen.

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  102. 25:52

    Very technically the best stream I've ever done.

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  103. 26:18

    Oh, it's really thick. What? Oh no, I bought the wrong yogurt. Why is it so thick?

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  104. 26:29

    I wanted runny yogurt. What?

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  105. 26:41

    Not the same.

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  106. 26:45

    I wanted runny yogurt.

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  107. 26:53

    I want to put my dick in that so badly.

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  108. 26:59

    Have you ever fucked yogurt? It's like cold and slimy. The problem is your dick's hot, so it melts it. And then it goes all runny.

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  109. 27:10

    Maybe I'll make it runny like that, put in the heat stick.

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  110. 27:20

    It's also good if you got Candida,

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  111. 27:24

    Candida gingivitis.

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  112. 27:42

    Let me— um, this kind of thing.

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  113. 28:09

    Hmm, that fixed it. Genius. My genius.

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  114. 28:37

    How does loneliness not eat you alive? Well, I got you guys. Don't need no one else.

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  115. 28:56

    Mm,

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  116. 29:01

    very nice.

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  117. 29:31

    I know where the cat went. Sleeping with Bobby.

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  118. 30:06

    嗯，好。

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  119. 31:21

    Getting cold.

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  120. 32:27

    I'm cold.

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  121. 32:53

    Maybe I've got restraining orders in all different countries. I don't even know. Maybe I arrive in Netherlands one day and I get it taken away.

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  122. 33:04

    How would— I mean, would they— would the Dutch court sent me a letter in England.

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  123. 33:13

    I don't know where the cat went. He always goes under the bed.

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  124. 33:19

    Oh, there you are. Why are you up here?

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  125. 33:25

    You hiding? You hiding in my room?

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  126. 33:31

    Hiding from the black cat? He's scary, isn't he?

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  127. 33:40

    Is he scary?

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  128. 33:52

    Why doesn't he want his beanbag?

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