[2022-02-09] I Ran Out Of Money - Going Home To My Mum [6JGBnjq52T8]

We're going on the train.

Very exciting.

Should

be

able to get on the train. Train in about

10 minutes. Please be patient.

10 minutes, we're going. Get in

on leaving

Scotland. Forever.

5 minutes.

Why are you saying F? It's not effing.

Oh, when can we get on this stupid train?

Come on, I want to get on.

Oh, I need to turn my GoPro on when I get

on as well. Need some GoPro footage.

Where's my coach? Coach B.

Where's Coach B?

I think it's this one.

That's weird, because earlier it had a

letter on that little signboard thing.

Can you hear me speaking? I'm being

very quiet.

Where's my bedroom?

I'm doing

IRL. Oh, that's E. The hell? That was B

This is actually wrong. So okay, now now

the thing. So this is Z. Right. Where's

coach B? Yeah, I need to check you in.

Oh, this is coach B, but I'm checking you

in.

B four.

What's your last name, sir? L O R D.

Lower there, right there. Okay. Yeah. All

right. So you need coach B. The door

should be open shortly. Okay. Okay.

Thanks. Coach.

B, B, the bars.

It said E just now and then it changed to

B. Very weird.

Oh, we're going on. Where's my GoPro?

Thank you. I'm gonna ask you for your

breakfast. What would you prefer to

breakfast? You've got a bacon roll, a

vegan granola, or porridge? Uh, bacon

roll, please. Yeah, would that be with a

tea or a coffee, sir? Uh, coffee, please.

Would you like any orange or apple juice?

Um, no thanks. Okay, no problem.

Actually, orange juice. All right, so B4

right there. Okay, it's open, you can go

in.

Babe, where's my bedroom?

How do I know which one's mine?

Oh wow, imagine if you're really fat

trying to get down here. Which one's my

room? Oh, this is so narrow.

If you're fat, there's no way you're

fitting in here.

Look at this.

Where's my

room?

4 hours.

Where's my GoPro? Am I filming?

Yes, this is gonna go viral better than

Chris Broad. Chris Broad's gonna be crying

when I get 10 million views on my

Caledonian sleeper train. Suck it, Chris.

Maybe it's

this one.

How do I get in?

I don't know how to get in. The room.

Hello?

Help

me! How do I get in?

If you

see something that doesn't look right,

speak to staff or text British Transport

Police on 61016. We'll sort

it. How do I get in? Press the

button. Surely I don't

have to scan my phone on it. That's weird.

That's a doorbell.

What does that do?

Oh wow. Oh.

Oh wow, I just had to push the door a

little bit harder.

Oh wow, look at this!

Okay, that's pretty cool. Oh wow, look at

I'm in the right room, am I? Oh wow,

there's a toilet Whoa,

and the shower! Gonna get naked in here.

Wow,

wow, I can't

breathe. Let me check.

Okay, I think I'm in the right one.

Better not disturb me. What was

that? This is

I pressed the Bixby button.

Stupid Bixby.

Where's my tripod?

They will come. Come and give you your

room key. Lock the door.

Oh,

my mask is all wet. Oh,

it's all wet on the inside.

Wow, there's 4 of me. There's 4 of me

here. Okay, so first

things first, we need to, we need to take

the thumbnail because the thumbnail is the

most important part of the video.

He's in the budget sleeper. No, I'm not.

I'm in the double room. Can't you see it's

a double bed? This is the most expensive

bedroom,

um, that you get.

Oh, what should I do for filming?

Oh my God, there's water! In the sink.

He said he's bringing keys.

Guys, um, okay, I need to plan when we're

going to film this video.

I got the GoPro footage done,

I think.

I'm just worried someone's going to come

in.

I need to do like a room tour. I don't

know if I want to do that on the stream or

on my phone.

Oh, stop whining just because you're

jealous that you can't afford a

first-class cabin on the sleeper train.

Is that wide angle?

I don't know if the stream quality is

going to be good enough for my standard,

my standards on my channel.

Maybe I'll just, I'll film it on the

iPhone because they got lots of cool

stuff. I'll film on the iPhone first, I

think.

So this is my first-class sleeper train

cabin. Very nice. Got a double bed and

a sink and a toilet.

I think That's a toilet. And the shower,

of course, is bring back—

bring Spanish toilet.

Oh wow, there's toilet— oh, there's toilet

paper in there.

And then I guess you sit here and have a

shower. There's a shower thing.

And then the bed. Oh, look at this space

And then they give you loads of stuff.

Oh, they give you a book,

menu. Oh look, they give you shampoo and

stuff.

Eye mask, earplugs. Oh,

look at this bag! Do I get to keep this

bag? Glasgow. What's in this bag?

Oh, what's this?

Shampoo.

Oh,

I don't

know if he's coming.

Oh, face is so wet.

Continue making my video.

What, what was I doing last time? I was

looking at the shampoo. And then you get—

what else you get in this bag?

Body lotion and safety

information. And then you get

plugs, post call window light,

USB charger. Oh, phone charger.

Charging area. Fort William.

They gave me bottled water.

What's this? Room light

and dimmer.

Thermos now.

Find. Interesting. Um,

what else do I need to show? Oh,

sink.

Oh, there's a key card here.

Why is there water in the sink?

Gave me a little pencil.

And then here— oh, it's a little table!

Wow, I can put my laptop here.

And a towel bin.

Pretty cozy.

It's just a towel bin and

a bit of mirror. It doesn't swing out.

Mirror.

Yeah,

that's it.

Nice.

Okay, I think I'm done with my room tour

video. Got about 3 minutes. I need 5

minutes now. What am I gonna film? It

needs to get to 8 minutes. I guess I could

just use the livestream footage to make up

for it, or I could film when the food

comes. Hopefully there's food. Food

Should I get naked in here? Do you

Too bad there's no view cuz it's going to

be nighttime. What's up there?

Hello?

Goodbye Scotland.

Naked OnlyFans in the sleeper train.

Who's that sexy

blonde lady? Send her to my cabin.

The captain is in need.

Where is my first-class cabin

assistant in my room? Wander around the

train. Yeah, I might do. I can set up my,

um, discreet streaming setup

like this. Look at that, you can't even

tell I'm streaming. Oh, look at that!

Oh yeah, uh, hands-free baby.

Imagine he opens the door.

Look at me with my two cameras. This

stupid string keeps getting in the way.

Look at my password.

Oh, can't see.

This phone is a bit big.

Stupid Samsung S10 Plus. Oh, why didn't I

get the small one?

It's not very secure.

How can I— how should I put this?

Oh, this white thing is blocking the way.

I put it in here.

For God's sake, it won't

stay still.

Stay there. Good boy.

Oh, I got a Super Chat.

Junkers, please— oh, I already read that,

didn't I?

Wander around the train.

Maybe in the middle of the night I'll

sneak out. When there's no one

wander around the train,

maybe in the middle of the night, or sneak

Oh, I know,

I could put you here.

Is it

charging? Ooh, we've got electricity.

And you

get this menu. You've got food,

breakfast, Scottish porridge,

haggis for £10, macaroni cheese,

The Lowlander haggis, chicken tikka

masala.

Lots of food. Oh, an apple.

Whiskey.

Look,

very fancy.

What's all this?

Ah, it's just shampoo. Hmm.

Look at this.

Now I've got eye mask and

the face mask.

Do you

like my, my face masks?

I look like I'm in Naruto.

Oh, we're nearly gonna leave soon. In

eight minutes, we're gonna

Are you excited?

7 minutes until departure.

I have my OnlyFans on here.

My OnlyFans video edit.

Oh my God,

close it.

Wait, I need to untangle my mic.

Okay, can you hear me?

Testing, testing. This is

Daniel in the Catalonian

sleeper train.

Ah, there's that stupid buzzing sound.

And the Catabonian sleep in the tree.

For God's sake, why does that happen? Oh

Testing, testing, how about now?

Testing, testing, how about now?

I don't think I can use the plug-in mic

then if it's going to make that weird

sound.

Sometimes this mic works well, and then

sometimes it does that buzzing sound. I

don't get it. Someone's coming.

I could just lock the door.

I could have just locked the door the

whole time and not worry about— I feel

like the train person is gonna come for

some reason. Is he supposed to be

in there? No, I snuck in. I'm gonna sneak

back out quickly before the train leaves.

When are we leaving?

Okay, so the

only job left to do is I need to take a

thumbnail. Thinking of putting the camera

in the corner, or where would be a good

thumbnail? Oh, Jesus Christ, I can't

even get in here.

Okay. Oh, oh, what if I get into the

toilet?

I don't think I'm gonna have a shower. It

just seems really weird to get naked

inside of a train and have a shower.

Oh, we're moving!

Felt a movement. We're moving!

We're moving! Oh my God,

oh my God! Oh,

we're moving!

Goodbye Scotland, thanks for nothing.

Thanks for wasting my money,

wasting my life.

Boom boom boom!

Oh my God, it's snowing!

Wow,

feels like I'm in.

Russia. Doors moving.

God, it's so shaky. Oh, I can't see

anything now. Oh, my laptop's falling.

Oh my God, the whole— Jesus Christ,

the whole thing's shaking.

Oh my God, I feel

sick. Get out of the way.

I hope I still have connection when the

train gets onto the tracks. There's Wi-Fi

in here, but I don't know how good it is.

Let me check my phone. Um,

we've got 4 bars of 4G.

I'm a bit worried when we get out

into like the, um, countryside bits,

the data coverage might not be very good.

If the data does drop and I lose

connection, I'll try to switch over to the

Wi-Fi.

Oh, I feel sick.

Oh well,

it's not good to have this. Why is there

water in the sink?

Not good to have this here. Ah, ah,

I feel sick.

Fuck.

Yeah, I don't know if I'll be able to

stream this. The 4G

is coming back in strong, but this

train goes all the way through England,

and most of England is just empty

countryside. And I don't think they've,

they've got signal along the way.

The train Wi-Fi is just for like internet

browsing. I don't think they're gonna let

me because every time when I connect to

the train Wi-Fi and I press reconnect, it

just says cannot connect. So I think they

kind of throttle it somehow.

Anyway, I don't really feel like it'll be

that interesting. Just be me sitting on a

bed, and I'm probably gonna go to sleep in

about an hour.

Can you even hear me?

Testing, testing. Can you even hear me?

Oh, you can hear me.

No late night wandering. I don't really

think there's going to be anything there

because they sent me a text message saying

that the End

No way, I've got,

I've got 4G, 4 bars now. The problem

is it keeps going up and down. I get 4

bars of 4G, it goes down to 1 bar, then

back up to 4.

I think I'm gonna have to just vlog it

offline style.