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Hello,

testing.

2 hours begin.

Hello, welcome. I got the new Warhammer

game. Hello, welcome. Whoops. I got

the new Warhammer game. Hello.

I woke up today, looked on Twitter. Guess

what the first thing I see? First thing I

see on Twitter when I wake up? Bloody

Venus Angelic blowjob compilation.

Jesus Christ.

Posted by Venus Angelic herself on her

own Twitter. Bloody blowjob compilation of

tiny dicks. These Japanese dicks

look weird. They're so tiny. They look

thick, but then the shaft is like a third

of the length of my shaft. It's like

Japanese penis heads are as long as the

actual shaft of the penis.

How do they have such short penises? It's

not that they're tiny, they're still big

and thick, but they're just short.

I don't understand how Venus Angelic

doesn't have to pixelate the porn. I

thought you had to pixelate porn in Japan.

And maybe I can do OnlyFans when I go back

to Japan then, since she's doing it too.

They're called chodes. What up? I need to

play the game because I've only got 2

hours before I can refund it. Okay,

so Warhammer Darktide is made by the same

company who made Vermintide, hack and

slash PvE co-op game like Left 4 Dead,

set in the world of 40K.

Got 4 characters to choose from and they

all look kind of shit. Why would you want

to be this big fat ugly ogre? So you got

Ogryn the Skullbreaker. He is a massive

powerful abhuman thing

often used as shock troops for the Astra

Militarum. They are strong, loyal. Who

wants to play this? He looks so dumb. You

got the Psyker, psychokinetic, draw power

from the Immaterium to fuel their

formidable mental abilities. So they're

like the mage magic class. You got the

Preacher, they're like a,

I don't know, I'm guessing a ranged melee

character. Got the Sharpshooter who's like

a sniper long-distance fighter.

These look silly. Where's the Imperial

Guard or Space Marine? Why can't we play

as a Space Marine? Or what about Orks?

Why, why are we playing stupid

Inquisition? I want to be

like a foot soldier in the Imperial Guard,

or just a normal Space Marine guy. I don't

want to be a stupid wizard or a big fat

ugly ogre. I guess I'll go for the

Sharpshooter. Long-range,

precise tactical ability, volley fire.

He's got grenades and

it's kind of like a sniper class.

He's got a combat shovel, plasma guns,

a Zealot Preacher.

Also has grenades, chainswords, flamers,

and the Psychokinetic can do psychic

magical damage. Now that looks lame. I

don't want to be a wizard. I want to have

a gun. This is Warhammer 40K.

Okay, hope there's not voice chat in this

because then people can hear me talk.

What's this? Homeworld?

Why do we have to choose our homeworld?

I've never heard of any of these planets.

Uh,

I guess I'll just choose this since it's

nice and green.

I got to choose my childhood and my birth

planet. One's character is defined by

childhood, so they say. Like so many

others in the grim darkness of the 41st

millennium, you had a tough upbringing,

but unlike many, you got through it.

Well, that's great. Militia lackey,

mind thrall, hive urchin.

Does this really matter? Pressed youth

of a planetary militia. Let's just go with

that one. Growing up, I was

conscripted.

My God, there's so many things you have to

choose. What does it even mean? Defining

moment.

Saved by the Sarge.

Oh, I can design my character. It's like

Cyberpunk. The graphics look pretty good

actually. I think the character models

look better. I actually like this

look more than the Cyberpunk look.

I can choose how he looks. How do I make

Body type. Oh, he's a woman, but his face

looks like a man. You can see her nips.

Hairstyle. Why is she so ugly?

Oh, it looks like Gollum. That's the

ugliest woman. I mean, it is Warhammer.

Everyone is kind of ugly. That is the

ugliest woman. Ever— oh my God.

Jesus. I guess existing in the Warhammer

40K universe must be pretty

horrific and stressful. I bet no one looks

youthful and good-looking. They all look

like they've been traumatized or

something. Oh my God, the women's faces in

this are so ugly.

Oh my God, I think we'll just be a man.

I think Cyberpunk had much better faces

for women. I think I'll be a man.

Why am I supposed to care about what the

character looks like? It's not an RPG.

They're so ugly in this game. Look at this

guy.

I'm gonna try to make him not look too

ugly, but it's pretty hard. What about

that? Face tattoos.

Height, make him really tall.

I swear games just put these character

creation things to help you waste time so

you run out of— you run out of the 2 hours

where you can refund the game. Just

another day in the Imperial Guard.

Another day, another set of useless bloody

orders from some useless bloody— another

day sitting safe in planetary orbit while

I'm down here in the mud trying not to get

my cock knocked off. Why does it sound

like Total Biscuit? I mean, it wasn't my

fault that a few things went missing from

the stores now, was it? If they were

needed for the war efforts, then the

quartermaster would have locked the door

or at least placed a guard. I need to go

down the shops, buy my beans.

Die. 8,000 years. 8,000 years.

And with it went some of the finest

soldiers I had the honor to serve.

Tuesday, innit? This is what

Americans think British people sound like.

But because sooner or later the Void

swallows everything, I learned something

that day. No world, no bastion,

Maybe no faith is impregnable. The agents

of the enemy are everywhere. Watch. Just

another day in the Imperial Guard. Only

I'm not even part of the guard any longer.

Not since that business with the

commissar. This accent is like a— in the

holding cell. Now, it's like a Yorkshire

accent. Northern England. For better or

worse. Still figuring out what that means

exactly. I like myself good Yorkshire

pudding. I like Loose Cannon. Another day,

another set of— another day, another day

in the bloody world. It sounds

manly. I'll go for yellow.

Your name, dickhead.

Dickhead1. Ah, what about just Dickhead?

Dicus Headus.

Haha, name validation failed. Make sure

your name contains minimum of 3 characters

and uses alphabetical characters and

hyphens. What do you mean?

It does have 3 characters.

Maybe I'll make it dickus space

headus. Uh, it won't let me do

dickhead.

Daniel Lord. What?

Maybe I need capital letter.

Dickus headus.

Yay! What? Backend error?

Oh my god, I'm not gonna be able to refund

it if it keeps crashing. Did it just

Thicker's head has crashed the game. Now I

do all this again.

Ah, I don't want to look like fat weirdo

guy. Give me a beard.

Jimbo Jenkins.

I can't type with this mic cable in the

Jimbo Jenkins. I won't let me do Jimbo

Jenkins. You need to have caps.

What?

Okay, just randomize it.

Arnok. Oh, I need just one name.

Okay, what about Dick?

Dickus Head. Dickheadus. Dickhead.

Dickhead. What? It won't let me.

Oh, just let me randomize it then. I shall

be known as Um,

Brack.

No refund? No, it cost me £32. I've got

1 hour 40 minutes.

I do like the design in Warhammer.

I like the spaceships and stuff.

Oh, next.

Oh, it's still loading.

It's the title clickbait. No, my

girlfriend left me.

It's funny because my girlfriend ordered

this really nice soft thick mini

mattress you put on top of a hard

mattress. It's like a thin piece

of foam that goes over your mattress to

make it soft. She messaged me to come

downstairs to help her bring it up, but I

wasn't looking at that phone which has my

messages. I was looking at my other phone

whilst watching TV. And I completely

didn't notice she was messaging me. She

ended up just dragging it up by herself up

here to the room. I feel kind of bad. It

seems like I just ignored her message to

not go down and help her. I'll check

for myself if you don't mind. Yeah, a

topper. How'd you know it's called a

topper? I thought topper was just like a

weird word that she randomly chose to call

it. Never heard of it called— never

heard that one be called a topper before.

Keep him intact, no accidents. My master

wants to interrogate him as soon as we

reach the hive. Of course. Because the bed

was so hard, it actually hurt my bones

lying on it. It's like lying on a piece of

wood. Worst night's sleep I ever had the

first Let's not hear. Makes you wonder why

we even bother shipping trash like that.

Hmm. I said you should have asked

me to help you. She said I did, you didn't

reply. What do you say, criminal?

Shall I put you out of your misery?

Be quiet. I don't have my GPU boosted.

Nothing to say? This is a mistake. I am

a loyal servant to the throne. But of

course, I'll just let you out now then.

Shame you'll never get to prove that.

I can't skip it. Am I playing with other

people? Come with us, brother. We have a

What do we do about that wall? Why do you

have 2 phones? I actually have 4 phones,

but my messaging app was on my main phone,

but then I had to switch over to my

secondary phone because when I was getting

my visa extended, I needed to print out my

visa, and the visa form was saved as a PDF

on my second phone, but my LINE app was on

my main phone. I had to switch my LINE app

over to my second phone to join the

printer shop group to send them the image,

and I never got around to switching it

back. Oh, we're playing. Oh, why does it

feel laggy? So here's me, free as a tart

bird. Question is what to do now.

It doesn't feel very fluid.

It feels kind of Delayed.

Also, it's not fullscreen. I can see the

Windows toolbar at the bottom of the

screen. How do you sprint? Shift.

Why do games always press— make you press

Shift to sprint? It should be E.

This feels so clunky compared to

Cyberpunk.

The gameplay doesn't feel fluid.

Why does it feel like this? Is it

because my internet's lagging or what?

It feels really weird.

I mean, look at the settings.

Video screen mode,

full screen.

Huh.

When I minimize the game, you can't see it

on the stream.

Capture any full-screen application,

auto. Huh, what happened

Changing it to fullscreen seems to have

broken it. What about borderless

fullscreen?

It seems to work better on Windows.

Yeah,

um, performance DLSS on.

I don't know why it feels so laggy.

V-Sync on.

If I turn the resolution down— ray

tracing off, that's probably messing up my

system. Graphic preset.

Turn ray tracing off and graphic preset

low. See if it's better.

It feels a bit better. It's still kind of

choppy.

Where are we? Some kind of prison.

It doesn't feel good.

It's all laggy.

I feel like the frame rate isn't good.

Can I level up and get abilities and

Oh, did you hear that? It just went brrr.

Nearly froze.

I've seen other people play this and it's

not all laggy like this, even though it's

a beta version because

it's in beta, but I've seen other people

play it.

Need to keep moving before they pump in

the tox gas. That elevator will get me

out.

Do I miss Cyberpunk? Yeah,

compared to this I do, but I ran out of

things to do in Cyberpunk.

I need a fresh world to kill in.

When do I play with a team? I don't want

to do this stupid intro thing.

I've only got 1 hour 30 minutes.

What if I Google it?

Did I beat Cyberpunk? Yeah, I finished it

Great. Warhammer Darktide feeling

laggy, choppy.

Run game as admin, set high priority in

Task Manager. You said

you were a loyal servant of the throne.

I did. What ending

did I get in Witcher 3? I don't remember.

Were there multiple endings? I forgot.

Then prove it. Oh,

I got a gun now. It's so

laggy.

Oh, it's like a laser gun.

Stormraptor, urgent extraction requested!

The traitors have overrun the ship! The

heretics! I'm giving you a chance. Cross

me and you're dead. You understand,

criminal? Just tell me what to shoot.

The voice acting was good in Vermintide.

It seems pretty good in this too.

The British accent works really well in

Warhammer. If they had American accents,

it would sound so off.

Busted!

You're actually not bad at this.

Born survivor, that's me.

Oh, I finished my coffee.

The shooting's pretty fun. It feels

satisfying. If it wasn't

so laggy.

Masozi, get us the hell out of here!

Stand by, Zola. The guidance is out. I

need a minute to recalibrate.

Great. Let's give them

a welcome they won't survive.

Oh, I'm playing in the team now. Wait,

let me see if there's voice chat.

I don't want people— oh, there is voice

chat. Microphone setting muted.

Voice chat volume 0.

Imagine they could hear me speak. Are

these real people? Are they just NPCs?

It's a bit boring, isn't it? You're just

shooting at hordes of enemies.

Storyline, I think, is just you gotta

escape from the prison.

Well, you coming or not?

You helped me, maybe I can help you.

No promises. Probably wind up dead.

But Warhammer is not really about the

story. Very poetic. In these Vermintide

kind of games, it's just like Left 4 Dead.

Anyone I let an escaped prisoner save my

life. Team-based horde shooting

action game.

The ships look so cool. They're like

massive Gothic churches in space.

And it's got such a strong religious theme

with the, um, human people.

It takes ages to load.

Oh, it's third person now.

What? That's weird. Why did it go from

first person to third person?

Oh, that's cool. You get to walk around on

the ship. It looks like a church inside of

it. Interesting.

Why is it like a church? It's so weird.

Do you think in the year 40,000 humanity

has moved past religion? I guess

if the universe is such a horrific and

terrible place, then you kind of need

something like religion to keep you sane.

Wow, I can walk around inside of the ship.

Ah, so the next step before— is this kind

of no-opa the best we can recruit these

days? This one could be useful.

Claims to be a loyal servant of the

throne. Sounds great.

This— I'm Sergeant Major Morrow. You're

fresh meat. Mission briefings come through

me. Let's see what you can do.

All right, get to the Cycarnium.

Hmm, I don't know if I like it.

I think Vermintide was better.

I thought it's supposed to be online. Why

is it like some kind

of single-player campaign game?

Otherwise, I am not impressed.

No wonder she recommended you for further

training. Speak, Ross. I don't

want to do basic training.

God's sake, I hate when games make you do

the tutorial.

You're supposed to choose a character,

join a team, and then try and survive like

Left 4 Dead. Why is it like this weird

training thing?

This is the Psychonium, a place of— oh,

it feels quite fluid now. Training,

shall we start? You can chain light or

heavy attacks in any order. Chained

attacks have different angles of attack

and damage properties.

Now it feels fluid.

That's weird.

Oh, it's got like a chainsaw in the sword.

Pushing can stagger groups of enemies.

Pushing requires stamina.

Grenades can be equipped and thrown. Each

Every— everything's so gross in this game.

What are

they saying? How do I use a grenade?

G. Yeah,

the blood looks so black, it looks weird.

Your combat ability Massively increases

gun handling and damage for a brief time.

Oh look, when you shoot them, there's

actually damage. Look, I shot his leg.

Now it's got a hole in it.

Oh, it's not a hole. It's like a burn

thing. Where the laser burned him.

Look, I like that.

Oh, look, it actually burns through the

part of the head where you shot him.

Watch.

Oh wow, that's what Star Wars should be

like when they get shot with a laser.

So if I shoot on this side, would it

appear on that side?

I think it does.

That's kind of impressive.

How do I do combat stunts?

Dodging allows you to evade ranged fire

and melee attacks. Melee attacks cannot be

dodged if you have a ranged weapon active.

The combat feels pretty good when it's not

lagging.

Enemy attacks initially damage your

toughness. Once your toughness is broken,

they damage your health. Additionally,

enemy attacks will Stagger and stun.

Killing enemies in melee replenishes

toughness. Each nearby teammate also

grants toughness regeneration.

That marks the end of basic training.

Hmm, seems like it could be a fun game if

the performance issues were fixed.

I wish there was other races in it, like

Tau, Orcs,

Eldar.

I think it's gonna be all about the

Inquisition and fighting monsters.

Do I imagine myself having kids? Well, if

my sperm works, my girlfriend should be

pregnant now. I'm gonna

be a father. Can you imagine how triggered

people would be if I actually became a

dad? People would be so pissed off.

They'd be like, oh my god, Daniel's gonna

ruin someone's life. Daniel should be

legally denied access to

having kids. People are gonna say stuff

like that, and then I can, I can trigger

them by pretending to be a bad parent on

purpose. It'd be

so easy to trigger people by having a kid.

Why I hate my son. Could do stuff like

that, and then they can say stuff like,

"Oh, Daniel doesn't know how to look after

his own kid." Who's

Steve? Am I online now?

When's the actual game going to begin?

Oh, these people here, is it like an MMO?

Oh, there's a level system and I guess you

can get gear. I think these are people.

Can I chat to them?

Hello?

Is this real?

It feels like an MMO now.

Has Thailand arc fizzled out? I guess so.

People are not interested anymore.

Nothing is happening.

Ah, now we can choose missions.

Why do they all look so grim and

miserable? Oh, it is

online.

Bobber's Feet. Who are you?

Are you friend? I like Trolling

stupid kids online games.

Oh look, it's searching for players now.

Little do they know they're being

broadcasted on Twitch to 5,000

fans of Hiding in My Room.

I'm level 1, they're level 14. I'm a noob.

Oh, there's only 2 of us.

Do you know Tuonto? No, who's that?

Oh, we've got 2 bots and that 9bot guy is

a real person. But why is

he speaking? Oh, he's not a real person.

I want to play with people.

Bots. I thought

he was a player. Maybe he is a player. I

think he is a player. He just has scripted

NPC dialogue.

Oh my god, I can't see with all this

stupid text floating in the middle. I hate

it when games do that, like Rainbow Six.

You're trying to aim and then it keeps

popping text up in the middle of the

It feels

so janky, this game.

Why does it feel so bad?

As an avid fan of Warhammer games,

this game is not up to my standards.

Where do we go?

Do you know the way?

Yeah.

This game looks like it came out in 2005.

It looks so bad.

What? I feel

like I'm playing Unreal Tournament from

2006.

Readying crowd

control.

Oh, what? Disconnected from server.

Reconnect.

Would I be interested in custom designs

for my channel? What designs?

Not really. My channel's dead.

Have I watched Chainsaw Man? No,

Daniel is in his own world. I was playing

a game. Can't play the game and read the

chat at the same time. Jesus. Oh,

this has actual people in it.

These are not bots. I'll just let them do

all the work.

How do those legs support all that weight?

It's filthy and smelly and horrible. How

did we come to this?

It's a big

place. A bit too showy for my taste. And

where's the carking sky? Tersium Summit of

the Wonder, the grandest planetary capital

for 3 sectors. We I

don't have

to do anything, they're just killing

everyone with that wizard guy.

Not too bad. Now get the Ascender moving

so we can get this done.

You've got incoming. Stand your ground.

This gun sucks.

Can I

take the flamethrower?

Come on

then, you ugly bastards!

About freaking time!

What does cocking mean?

How do

I heal?

I hate

it when people just run off ahead alone in

these games.

And then they get caught by a special

enemy.

Am I getting bored? Um,

I don't know, it's just the game— the

game's performance is just really bad.

It's not smooth.

It would be fun if it was actually smooth

to play.

So many souls to snuff.

Never much liked

this place.

The Water Cartel desecrated it long before

the heretics did.

I don't think I'd buy this. It's just—

it's not great.

Prefer Vermintide.

How do you heal? I'm gonna

No way to drive this thing.

The friggin' armor again. You want

to make something of it?

That's the range, Jake.

Behind.

You all need to be together. Group up.

Medipack.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna refund it. I don't

know if it's my laptop or just the game is

not running smoothly. My laptop should be

able to handle it easily because it's a

good laptop.

Maybe because I'm streaming, it's making

it slow.

You should be able to pick up their

weapons. Bored of this shovel.

How long do I have? Where's my— oh, 1

hour. I've got 1 hour left before

I can refund.

I just disconnected again.

Oh my god.

I've got a kill mission gone active down

in the Torrent. Lucky you. Why do I keep

getting disconnected? Into a private bolt

hole. Ironic or what? You'll go in through

the sewers, then make your way through the

underhalls. Enjoy the pretty side of the

Torrent.

The gameplay doesn't seem that fun. It's

just like hacking and slashing huge

numbers of enemies. Oh, there's a boss.

Does my grenade hurt my friends?

He's not falling down. Why isn't it

falling down? I've been

looking for you.

What do you say, thank you, dragon? Ah,

you're flinching off. No celebration until

it's ended.

We freaking can't play with you! I am

set to possess the target dead!

Rannoch will be impressed. I'll be sure to

tell him what you did here. Talking

grenade!

I think that's the end of the mission.

It's just like Vermintide 2 but with guns.

But Vermintide 2 was good because it had

Skaven rat enemies which were fun to

fight.

Does it remind me of Doom. I've never

played Doom. I think I had Doom on Switch

and I played it for 10 minutes and it was

boring.

I think I'd rather play Cyberpunk than

this. Unless there's more depth to this

game, can see it getting boring pretty

fast. Resistance in the hive is chewing

holes in the warband. We're losing trained

veterans, and what do I get to replace

them with? Dirtbag raw recruits like you.

So here's a chance to impress me.

You need to give us your best. On every

damn mission. You understand?

I'll be watching you, Acolyte.

What does your best look like?

And the game just crashed. Wow,

the whole thing just crashed.

Hmm, do I reboot it?

Jesus,

I guess I'll reboot it. We've got 1 hour

left. Let's play it.

Not really impressed.

Back to Cyberpunk.

Okay, start again.

Why do they release an unfinished game? I

don't know. It says it's released 1st of

December, so it's only a week away.

But why does it feel so bad? It can't be

because of my laptop.

How much did this game cost? It was £32.

I've got— I've played for

72 minutes, so I can play another 15.

50. Takes ages to load. Oh my God.

Press space. That just gives you more

little tips at the bottom, little quotes.

Nah, this game's not good.

See how long it took? It took like 2

minutes to load this. It just feels like

some janky MMO.

Let me try one more mission. See if it

gets any better.

Oh, these missions look boring. It's just

dark and green. Oh, what?

Disconnected?

Disconnected again?

Now load again. It's not

your genre, but it should be cuz I really

liked Vermintide.

Vermintide didn't have all these problems.

I don't know why I keep getting

disconnected like this.

Do not buy Warhammer Darktide.

Next video.

All of these levels look really grim and

green and dark, like this one.

Might as well record a video now. I'll

just download my Twitch stream and then

chop it into bits, put some voiceover

on top.

Bada bing, bada bong, video done.

Maybe I'll just do the video now live,

highlight it, upload straight to YouTube.

No, I need to edit it because I can't

speak for 8 minutes without weird

stuttering or pausing.

Hello, welcome back to a new video. So

recently I've been playing the brand new

Warhammer Darktide, and as an avid fan of

Warhammer and team-based PvE combat

shooting games in general, I just knew I

had to play this game. Unfortunately, so

far it's been bland, boring, and lacking

in luster.

Increase the brightness. I could try.

It's just a dark game.

The game has been extremely lacking in

luster so far. I give it 2 lusters

out of 10. Extremely lacking.

Interface, video.

Where's brightness?

There's no brightness thing.

Nope, no brightness

slider. Oh, it feels a bit smoother now.

I don't know why. Feels— oh wow, it feels

smooth now. It feels good.

And disconnected. Oh my God,

I disconnected again.

What a load of rubbish. Maybe because I'm

using a VPN and 4 internet

connections, it's messing something up.

After that, make your way into Casab

Terminus proper and kill the bastard when

he arrives.

My VPN is going through Singapore.

You have to use a VPN when you use

Speedify.

It's just part of the— disconnected again.

Oh my god.

Because I want to, to use multiple

connections for the stream, I have to use

this thing called Speedify, but then it

uses a VPN to do it,

and you can't disable the VPN. And kill

the bastard when he arrives.

It's— the game feels smoother now, but now

I keep disconnecting.

Why does it feel good now?

Maybe because the game crashed and I had

to restart it. Yeah, it feels good now.

It feels smooth. What?

Maybe the game's actually fun with good

FPS.

Still a bit stuttery.

I think this could be pretty fun if it

didn't keep crashing.

Look, it's smooth. I'm getting good FPS

now.

Where's my

team?

My team left without me.

It's just like Left 4 Dead, so if you've

played Left 4 Dead, you'll know exactly

what this game's like.

And crashed again.

Disconnected. Oh my God, what a load of

rubbish. Maybe it will stop disconnecting

if I just use one connection without a

but I played other online games with this

and it was fine. Maybe I'll

Google it.

Warhammer Darktide disconnecting

VPN.

Some people say use a VPN, it fixed it.

Constantly disconnecting from matches.

At least the frame rate has improved.

I think that's just because the game

restarted.

Would you look at that? The raiders are

dead! They're in cover! Oh my God,

it disconnects every 30 seconds

or so.

Now I do not have the best internet, but

disconnecting more than 10 times in one

round seems a bit much for it to be just

crap Wi-Fi. Every round I disconnect 3 to

4 times at minimum. Crashes are quite

regular.

I got the same disconnects every 3 to 5

minutes within missions. It's 100% not my

internet. I'm wired with fiber, 550

megabits download/upload.

Seems like a lot of people are having the

same problem.

Such a shame. Game has serious

connection issues.

Maybe we can do a timer. Maybe it's

disconnecting at the exact same time every

time. Next time it disconnects,

I'll run a— I'll run a timer.

Maybe it's like every 30 seconds.

Oh, I died and disconnected.

I swear the disconnects are getting faster

now.

The heretics are using Tertium's railroad

network to transport their forces. We can

use that. You're going to infiltrate

behind enemy lines and redirect a train

with a high-value target on board. After

that, make your way into Kessert Terminus

proper and kill the bastard when he

So it says the stream's been 1 hour 20

minutes and 10 seconds.

See how long it lasts. 1 hour 20 minutes

10 seconds.

I'm gonna die.

Oh,

I died.

Oh, it's disconnected again. It lasted 40

seconds. See if it lasts the same next

The heretics are using Tersium's railroad

network to transport their forces. We can

use that. You're going to infiltrate

behind enemy lines and redirect a train

with a high-value target on board.

After that, make your way Changing

your DNS can give your internet a boost.

How'd you do that?

Type 1.1.1.1 as your preferred DNS.

Why is it always 1.1.1.1? It's so weird

how 1.1.1.1 keeps popping

up.

Running Steam as admin can often solve

random issues like this.

Warhammer Darktide keeps Disconnecting.

I've only got 40 minutes.

Disconnected again. Oh my, I think I'm

done with this.

I can't even connect to the game.

It wasn't this bad earlier.

It's like it disconnects every 40 seconds.

It takes just one heretic to slip through

the net and all be damned.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna refund this. It's

just unplayable. I can't even connect.

So it's not gonna be a good streaming

game, is it?

Okay, I'm gonna refund it.

Rubbish.

Game crashes while I play. I'd like to

request refund.

Submit request. Done.

Well, that was disappointing.

What should we play next?

I've got Hitman, Rainbow Six,

Cyberpunk,

Sea of Thieves.

Maybe I'll try Rainbow Six quickly to see

if that works. Maybe it's a problem with

my computer or network.

Have a quick game of Rainbow Six, see if

it works, and then I'll brush my teeth.

Oh wow, stock market did really good last

night. Typical. Look at AbbVie,

$159. I sold 1/3 of it at

$143 and then another 1/3 of it at $150.

I've got 1/3 left and now it's gone up to

$159. Jeebus, if I just didn't sell any.

Would have made a lot more money. Also,

gold went up 40— I mean, 4% last night.

Gold's looking pretty good.

Oh, the SPY hit 400.

We're on track to hit the resistance line.

Just as I predicted.

Rainbow Six. Last time

I streamed Rainbow Six, I was married,

living in Japan.

My ex-wife hitting me.

She beat me every day.

I don't see Rainbow Six on the list of

games.

Oh, there it is.

How was the game? It was rubbish.

It seemed fun when it was working, but it

was so choppy and laggy, and then I kept

getting disconnected from the server.

There's a bunch of new characters now in

Rainbow.

Look, they have this Japanese woman called

Azami.

Don't they have a Japanese woman before?

She was called— what was

the other one? There was another Japanese

woman, wasn't it? Hibana.

Yeah, this one, Hibana. She's Japanese

too.

They've got these new characters, new

operators. He looks silly.

I like the, the original characters best.

Smoke, Sledge, Thatcher,

Thermite.

I think I should put it into windowed

mode, because when I minimize

the game, it stops moving on

stream.

Look, this guy has little bees, robot bees

that fly around.

Why isn't it finding me a match?

2 minutes matchmaking. Look at my level,

298. I remember I'd do unranked

and then people would inspect my profile

and see I'm level 298 and think I'm like a

god. When I just played the game for

too much to get that level, not because

I'm good.

Maybe everyone's sleeping so it can't find

Maybe I do quick match.

I saw Chris Broad whining on Twitter about

the train strikes because he has some kind

of event planned in London. Apparently 500

of his fans are coming, and on the very

day that he's planned this event, the

trains are having a strike in London,

and he was ranting about it.

Privileged rich YouTuber whining that

people who can't afford to pay their bills

are standing up for their own rights.

Could make a hit piece on Chris.

Maybe I should reply to him. Some people

don't make $50K a month like you and

are protesting so they can afford basic

things in life. Something you as a

privileged YouTuber won't understand. Can

you imagine how triggered he might be if

he thinks I'm being serious? It's kind of

true though. It does seem a bit funny.

These people are going on strike because

they're not getting paid enough to be able

to pay basic stuff,

and then bloody Chris whining about it

because his little fan meetup can't go

ahead. As planned.

Oh, it started the game.

Nice.

Who should I play? Why is there no sound?

I like Capcan,

maybe.

No, I like Mira.

How would he meet 500 people? Because he's

booked some kind of place where they go to

where you can have an audience. It's like

a live, live Q&A, I guess,

like a live audience thing where he sits

at a table and answers people's questions.

I don't know why he likes doing those so

much. I've seen him do loads of them.

Like, he's done a TED Talk and he's gone

to like some random Japanese foreigner

ambassador in Japan committee thing where

it's like some random old guy asking him

questions about how he became a YouTuber.

Why does he love doing these press

conference things so much where he's

sitting at a table and there's a live

audience? Line up to ask him questions.

Why? I don't get it. He doesn't need to do

it, so he must

enjoy doing it. I don't think it really

helps to grow a channel, does it?

Because the people attending are already

his viewers. I think he likes

to feel like a celebrity and sit at a

table with a big audience in front of him.

But it's always random stuff like

foreigners living in Japan, some kind

of association regarding

that.

Why is he gonna fly all the way to London

from Japan just to do this weird event in

London? Seems weird.

Fix your internet. Who said that? Who?

They're saying my internet's slow. Wow,

the, the way you run in Rainbow Six is so

slow compared to other games.

Oh my god, I've got 209 ping. Maybe my

internet does suck for online gaming.

With this VPN thing.

I think that's me. I got 200 ping,

lol.

Maybe I should ask my girlfriend if we can

get Wi-Fi installed because this is pretty

bad. Yeah, I'm lagging all over the place.

I got 200 ping. 600 ping.

Maybe I should stick to offline games.

I don't know why, because I've got 4

connections bonded. It should be good.

Would I enjoy a meetup? No, it'd be weird

and awkward.

It was probably my internet that kept

disconnecting me from Darktide.

Is the game server in Thailand? I don't

know. How do you change

the server? My VPN is set to Singapore.

I didn't do anything.

Try Overwatch. I never liked Overwatch.

It's too childish, too cartoony. I like

serious military stuff.

I don't want to play a baby's game unless

I try turning speedify off. And just use

my iPhone as a single hotspot.

Maybe that would be better for streaming

online games.

This game looks so old compared to new

Oh, I can't play like this. It's way too

laggy.

5 seconds.

Our force located

a bomb. Get ready to engage. We are now

We are protected.

Let me try that in a minute. But the, the

stream might disconnect briefly whilst

it's reconnecting. I'm gonna try turning

the VPN thing off.

There's zero shadows. I think because the

graphics are on low, maybe. No, I think my

graphics are on high. It's on ultra.

Everything's on high.

Oh my God.

Okay, I'm gonna turn Speedify off,

so it might lose connection for a few

seconds before it picks it back up again.

So give me a second.

Testing,

testing.

Make your way to its location and defuse

it.

Testing.

Test.

Thing. Testing.

I think this is worse.

Is it streaming?

Oh It's the best thing.

Okay, it's definitely better when I use

Speedify. I turned Speedify off, just used

my phone as one hotspot,

and it was way slower.

The water tastes so bad when I brush my

teeth. How is that good for you? Because I

swallow a bit of it.

Okay, so it seems like I have to use

Speedify because when

I turn it off, the connection gets way

slower. Seems like online gaming is not

really possible with streaming. My

internet's not good enough. Maybe we have

to stick to offline games. Let me try one

Did I hear about toothpaste mouthwash

thing? No. What'd you do, mix it

with water and then gargle it?

What's a good camera to vlog with? I

recommend the GoPro 7.

People whining about my new video just

having a black box with the word secret on

it. People are so selfish. They just want

me to dox myself and my apartment so they

can get entertained by footage. You think

people will say, it's okay, Daniel, we

understand. We don't want you to dox

yourself. There's a lot of crazy people

out there. But no, instead I get people

whining. Saying, Daniel, this is not good

enough for video. We demand footage.

Such selfish viewers.

Is mouthwash— is mouthwash actually

good for you? I don't use it, but when I

did use it, it didn't seem to make any

difference apart from it made my

mouth Burn.

Seems to be working good now.

Oh my God,

who's over here?

There was someone here, I saw them. Whoa!

Oh my God. Why does it feel like this

game's easier when you don't have the

sound? Because I took my headphones out

because it was annoying. You know, it's

annoying trying to speak when you've got

something in your ear. It's like, try

talking with your finger in your ear.

It's just really irritating. Look, I've

got my fingers in my ear now, and the way

my voice sounds is really weird. It's like

listening to your voice through your

bones, through your skull.

That's why I don't use any kind of

headphones when I stream. It's the

weirdest feeling trying to speak like

Oh, do you know what's on sale? Our good

old friend Resident Evil 2. Should I give

it another, another try? So I got really

freaked out the first time I played it.

It's only like £8 now and

it's an offline game, so I won't have

connection issues. And you guys

can hold my hand so I'm not scared.

Maybe it'll be a good story.

Resident Evil 3 is on sale too.

A lot of stuff's on sale. Autumn sale

started. What should I buy?

Oh my God, Hitman's 85% off, but I paid

full price a couple months ago.

Surprisingly, I managed to finish Resident

Evil 0 on Switch and I wasn't freaked out.

There's something about that police

station that scares me.

What, what if they put the Steam Deck on

sale? Oh, Cyberpunk's on sale too.

You guys should get it, then you can be

like me.

I'm tempted to try Resident Evil again

because it's so cheap. Oh, Dying Light 2

is on sale. I was interested in that

because it's like a first-person parkour

kind of action game like Cyberpunk.

What do I think of Digimon? A survive

game. Sounds boring.