[2022-10-20] life in thailand - week 1 [dBzxbdDlkfc]

Is it streaming

now? Why does it keep disconnecting?

I switched to the apartment Wi-Fi because

I was using my phone data. I don't know if

this is gonna make it better.

I don't understand why, because I'm using

my phone as a hotspot,

connecting it to my laptop, and then after

about an hour and a half of streaming,

it, it kind of just disconnects the

So now I'll try the apartment Wi-Fi, see

if that works better.

Oh, now I've got 3 different livestreams

for the same day. It looks bad.

I keep accidentally pressing my video

editing software.

I don't understand how you are in inner

closet because I don't want to show the,

the apartment. That's why.

Now I'm gonna get 50 viewers probably.

God's sake. First I had, I had 280 viewers

the first stream, and then the second

stream I had only 100. Now we're gonna get

like 50 probably. Why does it cut in half

every stream?

Oh, who's this guy who keeps spamming? Go

away.

Ban Ivan.

Yeah, I will.

Banned. Where's the spam thing?

Slow mode.

What's the latest update on life in

Thailand? I got myself an apartment.

But streaming is not working for some

reason. I can stream for about an hour and

a half on my phone data, and then it just—

and the stream just disconnects even

though I'm still connected to the

Right, now I've got 3 streams and I lost

nearly all my viewers.

Maybe I should delete the last 2 and then

just keep the first one up since that one

has the majority of the interesting

conversation. This stream

and then the previous stream, it's just me

eating a sandwich.

Hopefully this Wi-Fi connection

won't have the same problem.

Maybe I'll go soon anyway. It's 1 o'clock.

She might be back early.

I really should end the stream at least 3

hours before she comes back so I can— I

need to do some tidying so it looks like

I've done something in the day instead of

my secret job.

Why does it matter you have 3 streams up?

Because it looks messy. People are not

gonna watch it. People want the

easy-to-consume content, not, not 3

2-hour-long streams of nothing. I think

that's why my channel died, because I kept

doing these really long streams of nothing

and then people weren't watching it.

My last video got, uh, really good views

compared to what I usually get,

but then if you start making stuff that

makes the views go down again, it's like

It's, it's like it's not good for the

channel. I don't know.

Tell her your second channel.

But the second channel still has some

personal stuff on it. I have to start

deleting stuff on that, and then I'm

worried that it might be linked to the

main channel in some way.

I'm worried that if you watch videos on my

second channel, YouTube might recommend

you my main channel.

What does she think you do for a living?

I said I do, I do artwork,

freelance artwork.

So I have to start thinking of some

artwork to do so it looks like I'm making

some money.

Although what I really want to do is just,

um, make do not buy videos.

Do not buy Steam Deck, it's rubbish.

Why I regret buying Switch OLED.

It's boring.

I can hear someone outside again.

I thought I could hear knocking. I'm

scared the Thai girl comes home early to

surprise me, and then I've got to quickly—

because I've set up my laptop in a weird

way for this stream,

I'm sitting on the floor in the corner of

the room with the laptop on a chair.

So I've got to put the chair back quickly

and put the microphone away because then

she'll wonder why I've got this big

microphone. Look,

that's my microphone.

No, I can't say that I do YouTube because

then she'll try finding it, like, Chihiro

She'll definitely try finding it if I said

don't look for it. I asked Chihiro not to

look for my channel and then she looks for

it the very next day.

I think when I disconnected, nearly

everyone just thought I was streaming

Stream's over. I'm going to bed. No,

I'm still here. I'm still here.

I wonder if I can use my my connection

bonding service. I could bond the Wi-Fi

here and my phone connection. Maybe it

would help save the stream.

I pay money for watch you. Really?

Thanks so much.

They do this in Thailand. I think

it's Korean as well. It's like a heart

shape. They used to do this

in Japan.

And then they started doing this with

their arms to make a heart, and now

they're doing this to make a heart with

their fingers.

It's so cheesy.

What would be problematic for her to find?

Maybe when I secretly filmed the

car chase and the conversation— phone call

conversation. In the car. Might upset

her a little bit, but I really don't want

to take the video down because it's

getting best views I've had in ages.

It has 11K views, I think.

In just a few days. Yeah,

it's pretty good for me.

And it got 800 comments. People really

wanted to comment on it. I never usually

get 800 comments on just 11K

I kind of wish I said I do stock market

investing instead of artwork, because then

I can say, oh, I'm just researching market

strategies now. I said that to

the Japanese woman. Remember, I was

chatting to a Japanese woman last year in

Manchester, and we used to do 2-hour phone

calls. I told her I did investing and

trading.

But I thought it would be easier to say

that I do artwork. But now I've actually

got to do some artwork to show her that

I'm working. I honestly didn't think

I'd end up living with her in an apartment

and we'd be together. I thought I'd just

chat to her for a bit and then it's not

really going to go anywhere. So I'll just

say, oh, I do artwork. So I can't say I do

nothing. I can't say I do YouTube either.

She might like you more after seeing this

channel. Yeah, she might think it's cool

that I'm a YouTuber and

I make money by filming stuff. She might

think that's cool, but then if she finds

out the stuff I talk about,

which is very personal and private,

She might be upset. She might ask me to

take videos down.

Because if the crazy ex finds out, oh no,

what's he gonna do? Is he gonna threaten

to drive me to the train station again?

Yeah, well, this time I know what he looks

like, so if I see him again, I'm whipping

the camera out straight away. He caught me

off guard because I didn't know what he

looked like, so he had the element of— the

elements of surprise. If I knew what he

looks like and I saw him walking up the

driveway, I would have whipped out my

phone and started filming him and not

opened the door.

I thought maybe it could be his house and

she lied to me that it was her house. And

it could be his house and he might have a

key, or he might be able to get security

to open the door. I said,

can I, can I quickly message her to get

her to come? He said, no, don't talk to

her. Like, he didn't want me to tell her

what was happening. And then when I ran

away, he probably thought, oh shit, he's

gonna message the girl. And then he got in

his car and quickly drove off. So I think

he was worried that I was going to message

her and then she would come.

Kind of weird. I wonder what he expected

would happen from that whole thing.

He knocked on the door. Well, he didn't

really, cuz I, I heard him coming cuz I

could hear the gate opening. So I went to

the door by the window to see who was

opening the gate, and he was walking

towards the door, and he was just like,

Daniel? I thought he was just

a normal guy who works

with my girlfriend. I didn't know he was

the ex-husband or whatever.

So what can I do to prepare in case

something happens again?

Wait, I can hear someone.

I think it's that cleaning lady again.

I think it's a suitcase being pulled. I'm

not sure. How else

would he know about you? She said she told

him about me,

but I'm not sure why or if she sent a

picture of me to him.

How would he know what I look like?

I reckon he was harassing her and then she

said Look, I'm with Daniel now. I don't

want you. Leave me alone. And then she

told him about me. That's how he found

I'm not sure if she sent him a picture of

me. To be honest, when it happened, all I

was thinking was, okay, first I'm gonna

get her to get me to Bangkok, and then I'm

just gonna ditch her.

So I thought I'm gonna— I was gonna ditch

her, but then we stayed in a hotel for a

week and it was pretty nice, and I could

tell she really likes me, and I felt more—

I felt safer. So I thought, okay, maybe

it's not too bad.

But I really— I wanted to call the police

and then have the police help me get me to

a train station so I could leave. So I was

kind of scared of her as well because she

seemed kind of crazy.

I thought if I told her I'm not interested

anymore, she might go nuts and then drive

us into oncoming traffic. So I tried

to calm her down because she was freaking

out whilst driving on the motorway. I was

worried, so I didn't want to say anything

to, to make her more

emotional. So I said, okay,

let's go to Bangkok and let's get a hotel.

And then she came with me.

Kind of weird she didn't message me today.

Yesterday she messaged me around

lunchtime. I don't think she said

goodbye. I was sleeping pretty deeply,

so I wouldn't— I didn't even notice that

she woke up and got dressed and left.

Maybe I should message her. I feel kind of

uneasy now. Like she's not talking to me.

What should I say?

She is watching you now. I feel a bit

worried. What if she does

know my channel?

I don't know what to say now.

It just seems out of character that she's

not messaged me yet the whole day.

Yeah, I could ask her, is it okay to drink

the tap water? Is it okay

to drink the tap water?

Okay, I messaged her.

I feel like something is off.

Because she messaged me quite a lot

yesterday when she was at work.

Hmm, she's not replying.

What if the ex-husband beat her up?

How does Thailand compare to South Korea?

It's a lot hotter here and

the traffic is crazier and there's loads

of motorbikes.

Ex found your channel and told her.

I feel kind of nervous because

I'm pretty sure yesterday when she went to

work, she kissed me goodbye.

I think it's just someone moving into the

next room.

Yesterday I woke up when she woke up.

I didn't even realize. That she left

You're probably just being paranoid, but

it's out of character.

She messaged me several times yesterday

around lunchtime.

Did she pack her things? No, her stuff's

Hmm, very weird. Maybe she's

You don't know her real name, how would

you know anything is out of character?

Because I've known her for 3 months, and

when I was in the UK, she was constantly

messaging me and Basically

every hour of the day, even if she was at

work. What time is it now in the UK?

It's about 7 AM.

Yeah, 7 AM. I used to wake up around 8 AM

and I'd wake up, always have a message

from her saying good morning.

And then she would constantly message me

throughout the day.

So I feel like this

is the first day that she's not messaged

me. During the day in 3 months.

Kind of weird.

Plus, she's always on her phone, so I

don't know. It's been— it's been

6 minutes. And she hasn't even read the

And I need to poop.

Be right back.

She replied— why

is the app being weird? I don't

see the messages.

She said, why would you drink tap water?

Because I drink tap water in

UK. What was

that? Oh, when I send her a message,

I can hear the notification from her iPad.

Can you hear that? When I send her a

message, I can hear her iPad making a

Okay, so yeah,

everything's fine, I guess.

Why don't they filter the water in the

taps? I don't get it. Is it too expensive

for them to filter or something?

Surely it's cheaper to just filter the tap

water than having to get bottled water

and then make a bottle. Where do they get

the bottled water from? It must be from a

filtered factory.

Get her iPad, check convos.

I checked some Facebook notifications,

but it was just something about documents.

Please make more short-form videos, 8 to

12 minutes. I would if I had a topic.

It's just I don't really have any video

ideas right now.

I don't know what to I don't know why my

viewers are so low.

75. I don't get it. I had

280 at first.

Maybe everyone went to sleep.

It's 2 AM. Yeah, I guess it is nighttime

in America now.

Ah, this time zone sucks.

It's pretty good about 5

hours ago, 4 hours ago it was okay when

America was awake.

But London is too early for anyone to be

on YouTube, I guess.

I'm just trying to figure out when should

I stream.

Maybe just in the morning for a few hours.

So frustrating, time zones. Why can't it

just be the same time everywhere? It

should be 1 PM where you are now.

What time is it in Japan? Didn't I used to

stream at this time in Japan? 3 PM? Yeah,

I did. I'd stream at like 12 until 6

or 7 PM until Chihiro came back, and I

didn't really notice a drop-off.

I think it's because I kept the

Disconnecting and then starting a new

stream and then disconnecting and starting

a new stream. I think that ruined the

momentum.

Hmm, I kind of ran out of things to talk

I need to wait until new stuff happens.

Give us a recap. I'm kind of bored giving

recaps. Basically, I'm in

an apartment now, paid for a month.

It costs, I think, $600.

Let me check.

No, actually it's $520 for this place

for a month, and it's quite nice.

It's got— I don't know if I'd say 2 rooms.

It's, it's definitely bigger than my

Manchester place. It definitely feels

bigger. It's weird because I thought the

Manchester place would feel big because it

had the entire wall, it was just a window.

But because the entire wall was a window,

it made the entire place feel very small.

$500 in Thailand, you think

it's expensive? It is a nice place though,

and it's fairly big. It's not like just

one room with a bed.

It's got a kitchen in the hallway thing.

It's got— it's got like a, a bedroom.

It's not really a room,

it's like partitioned off, but then it's

got a living room with a sofa and it's got

a big TV and a balcony,

but it's not really like a, a proper

apartment where you have a 1-year

contract. It's more like a service

department. So I

don't think Thai people would be living

like this. Thai people would have a 1-year

contract and then maybe they'd pay $250 a

month. I said to the Thai girlfriend,

what if you just got an apartment for 1

year and I give you the money? And then

she said, but then what, what if

you leave after 90 days? Why would I want

an apartment in Bangkok? And I said,

okay, that is a good point,

because she's already got a house that

she's not living in because she wants to

live with me, and I refuse to go back to

the house because it's scary.

Ideally, she wouldn't have the house and

she would have the money, and then she

would just rent a place. Like Chihiro did,

and then just rent the place like a normal

Thai person would and get Thai, Thai

person price. And then I'll pay you half

the rent and we split it like I did with

Chihiro. That's what would make sense. I

don't get why I have to pay the entire

rent.

Oh, he's banging outside my room. Can he

get lost?

Press 1 if you think Daniel should dump

her. I can do a poll.

Should I stay with Thai girlfriend?

Ask your community.

58% say no. What? You don't

want me to be happy with my Thai

girlfriend? She's a nice girl, it's just

I think she's a bit ditzy and gets herself

into problems. She's a

bit all over the place. For example, she

would rush out the door, forget her phone,

or she'd forget her key. Or she would get

out the car and then we get on the

elevator, we need the key to get up to our

floor, but then she hasn't prepared the

key in advance, and then she's rummaging

desperately around her bag looking for the

key even though the elevator is just

stationary.

I think that's just women problems.

Women seem to not prepare things in

advance. I mean, you know you're going to

need the key to get into the elevator,

but then she didn't think to get the key

out ready before getting into the

elevator. Or for example, we'd be looking

for a hotel on Google Maps. Instead of

finding the hotel on Google Maps and

getting Google Map directions sorted out

first. She would start the car and then

start driving and then frantically start

trying to do Google Maps whilst driving at

the same time. And I kept thinking, you

could have prepared this before turning

the engine on.

It's like, uh, preparation skills 2

out of 10.

Oh, we went to a zoo and they had tigers

and they were just roaming about and there

wasn't much of a fence in between the

tigers and the people. It was just like a

chain-link fence that went up pretty high,

but you could easily stick your finger

into the fence and then have it bitten

off. It didn't really seem very secure.

And then they had this kind of glass

plastic house. So you go

down steps and then you go under a tunnel

and then you go up steps and then you're

inside of the tiger area. And then you can

like stand in this glass house and then

the tigers run at you trying to kill you,

I guess. It's pretty fun. It's quite

exciting being so close to a massive

tiger.

Your viewers too used to you cheating.

Yeah, it's funny. It's gotten to the point

where I can just say, hey guys, I cheated

on my girlfriend, and then none of you

would even care. You'd be like, Oh,

that's just Daniel. You wouldn't even be

shocked, would you, at this point? But if

it was 2018 and I came out saying, guys,

I cheated, there'd be so much shock and

outrage.

I feel like now no one cares about

anything bad I do,

which is nice, I guess.

But also sad because people stopped

watching and they stopped caring. No,

I'm not really interested in cheating this

time. I don't know why

I was so obsessed with cheating with

Chihiro. I don't really get

cute girls from my channel messaging me

anymore, so It's not— it's

like the temptation is not there anymore

to tempt me. If there were naked hot girls

outside my door, I mean, that's a massive

temptation to try and resist that I

probably won't be able to resist. I'd just

open the door and say, come on in, let's

fuck. That's what it's like being a

famous YouTuber. But when you

lose the fame, you lose the girls, and

then that temptation is not there anymore

like it used to be.

We would be shocked if you stayed faithful

for over a year, but I was faithful to

Mida for 9 months. People, people don't

care if I was good or not.

And I tried to change, I tried to stop

making drama videos and I stopped making

weird hateful videos about girls and

stuff. And I thought, oh, my viewers are

gonna be so impressed seeing that I've

tried to become a better person. Well,

what happens is my channel died and people

stopped caring anymore because it was

boring. They lost interest.

Well, thanks if you still watch,

but I don't think I made the right choice.

It's just I really wanted the Mila thing

to work, and I was fed up with drama

and people like Cesium trying to mess with

I really doubt I have some hot viewer who

lives in Thailand who wants to hook up.

So it's not gonna be hard to stay

faithful. I think it'll be hard to put in

the effort to try and cheat again, and

it's not worth it.

Half past 1.

Wow, I'm so exhausted from

streaming.

Will I learn Thai? I learned a few words.

I know they keep saying chai when

they talk. They keep going chai chai chai

chai. It sounds like in Japanese when they

say so so so so. They say chai in Thai

Thai a lot. I think it means right

right right, like they're affirming

something. Or they say ka a lot,

but that's like the female version. The

guys say crap or crub.

I'm not sure how to pronounce it, but she

keeps saying car all the time, which

sounds funny because in Korean car means

go, like go, go, go. But when she's

on the phone, she'd constantly be saying—

constantly say car, car, car.

Sounds funny. And I know

thank you is like Kop kun

ka. I forgot now. Kop kun

ka, something like that. But that's the

female way of saying it.

And then tasty is aroi.

Because if I eat something, she'll go aroi

na. I think it means oishii.

And then whenever she doesn't understand

or she mishears what someone's saying,

she'll go, arai, araina. I think that

means what, like what?

They're the most common ones I hear, arai

and aroi.

And then if you want to make something

negative, I think you put mai,

mai in front of something. So then not

tasty would be mai aroi,

not aroi.

And there's also tones in Thai, so you

gotta get the tones right as well. I've

never been good with tones.

There's this station called Nana, but it's

pronounced Nana, like it's a downward

tone. It sounds really funny. When the

announcement says it.

Nana,

you seem to be good at picking up

languages. Well, I just hear the same

words over and over again and I just kind

of guess what they mean.

Also, Japan is similar to what

Japan sounds like in Cantonese. It's like

Yibun or something. In Cantonese it's yap

bun because I hear my mum say it all the

She sent me a picture of a plant in a pot.

Maybe I'll get fish with her. Maybe I'll

ask her, do you want to get some fish?

It's funny, we're walking around in the

supermarket, actually walks past the an

aquarium and it had neon tetra fish in it.

Those blue and red, blue and red fish I

had with Chihiro.

She sent me a picture of a potted plant

and then said it's a cake.

I miss my neon tetra. If you put my in

front of a word, it just means not. Yeah,

so I know mai mi, which means do not have.

It's like something something doesn't

exist, so you can say mai mi.

I forgot what mi is.

So sometimes I say my me because it's easy

to remember. It sounds like my me.

What else? What other grammar would be

good? I think an important piece of

grammar to know would be I want something

something, or I want to And then a verb.

I don't know how to do that. Like, I want

to eat, or I want to drink. How do you say

I want?

I don't like looking up how to say stuff.

I like to naturally guess what it means

and then find out naturally instead of

Googling it.

I want is koiyai.

I don't think I remember hearing her say

What else do I know? Oh, I know number

9 is gao. Isn't that same as

Cantonese gao?

Actually, I feel like looking it up now.

I want to go.

It's weird. What?

I can't even

repeat that. I want to eat.

Why is it different? I want to swim.

I want to sing.

I think it's that nhạc word at the

beginning. nhạc rong kling. It's spelled X

Y A K nhạc.

Chan nhạc ao means I want.

I want.

What is X Y A K?

Is it just yak, but it sounds different?

Oh yeah, it's just yak. X Y A K. Why they

put X in the front?

I want to fly.

Oh yeah. So it's just yak want.

Well, how do you say I want you? I want

you. I bet it's chan yak

kun.

Or why is it not yak in that situation?

What is donggan? I want

Cake. The cake.

Maybe it's just yak then. So can I say

Chan Yak Kun? I want you.

She'll like that if I say cute stuff in

Thai. She's—it's like she's so impressed.

And buy everything.

Maybe it's just like Nihongo Jozu.

Dongan means need.

What about don't want? Is it my yak? I bet

it's my yak. I don't want.

Oh, me. My me.

Me. I don't want you.

Me don't can. I don't want

to eat. I knew it'd

be me. I thought it was my. I thought it's

my me, but it's not my.

It's me. Me yak.

Me yak in.

Me yak. I don't want

to die. I bet it's me yak something.

ไม่อยากได้. ได้ sounds like die in

Thai. That's pretty easy. So it's just yak

or miyak.

What else does she say a lot?

Oh, the way they say hello on the phone is

funny. They go, hello, like Homer

Simpson. You know the way Homer Simpson

says hello sometimes on the phone? They

sound like that, and they all say it in

the same way. Hello.

Put my in front of everything, but I get

confused with my and Me,

my me.

I haven't watched your channel in a long

time. Hope you're doing well. Thanks so

much. I'm living with my Thai girlfriend

now. I call her Chihiro

2.0. She's younger and

doesn't nag me.

And doesn't give me yeast infection. I

used to get yeast infection all the time

with Chihiro, so then I had to start

washing my foreskin after sex. I can just

have sex with Thai girl and then fall

asleep and not get itchy foreskin next

which is nice. She also spends a lot of

time in the shower after sex, which is

weird cuz I like to just fall asleep after

sex and not go and have a shower. Maybe

she's scooping it out.

My is just not, me is have.

So why is it me yak instead of my yak?

Cuz Google Translate says me yak. I

thought it'd be my hat.

What did Chihiro nag you about? Well,

every time I talked about sex on streams,

she would get angry.

And then if I made remarks about her body,

she would get upset.

Because sometimes viewers would ask me

questions like, Daniel, what's your ideal

kind of woman? And I'd say, oh, I like

girls who have big round bum. And then

they'd trick me, and then they'll say,

but Chihiro doesn't have a round big bum.

And then I'd be like, I guess. And then

Chihiro would hear it and then she'd get

upset and then she'd come home and then

she hit me. It's not my

fault, the viewers tricked me into

answering the question.

She asked me if I want to eat a cake.

Maybe a small one. I don't

really want to eat a cake.

She nagged you about the zigzag? Yeah,

that was funny. I don't know why I was

describing the shape of her bum hole,

because it wasn't even a zigzag anyway. I

don't know why I chose zigzag. Zigzag's

like Maybe

more like an M. Like, I can't get

my finger to open. Like M's. Like,

no one's bumhole opens in like a perfect

straight line anyway. Bumholes are weird.

They're kind of jaggy, aren't they,

when it's clenched? And then when it

stretches out, it doesn't— it's

not like a perfect circle that goes like

that.

But for some reason at the time, I felt

the need to describe her bumhole in vivid

detail. I chose zigzag.

Zigzag butthole. It did become a funny

meme. Though, uh, some of the stuff I said

did turn into some pretty funny memes,

even though it upset her.

She said, I have good news for you. Good

news? Oh no,

what was she gonna say? She's pregnant?

She said, I'm not pregnant. You did a

test? Oh my God,

she did a pregnancy test. See, I'm

infertile. I told you, I've been nutting

inside her for like 2 weeks now, 4 times a

day. She said she's not pregnant.

She did a pregnancy test.

I am really infertile. Jesus Christ.

I think it's true.

I'm infertile. Then she

took a pregnancy test. That's funny.

Uh, see, I told you I'm infertile.

I can't even get her pregnant. I'm really

not going to have kids my whole life. Oh

my God, I guess it's a good thing.

I feel happy cuz I don't really want to

have a kid, but in the same way I feel

kind of sad I'm never going to be a

What if she dumps me because I'm infertile

and she's like, oh, I want to have kids in

the future, So unfortunately,

I'm gonna choose someone who is fertile.

I think she doesn't know the word

infertile. She's not replying.

She wants to have your baby? No, she was

getting really scared because I kept

coming inside her. She said,

really, you are infertile?

Wow, thanks.

I guess I really am infertile.

Oh, thanks Jenkins. Yo Daniel-san, seen

the Thai man incident? Scary. Deadpan

face. Yeah, it was scary.

I don't really feel scared anymore. It's

been It's been over a week since it

happened and I haven't heard anything

about him since. She said I don't need to

take birth control pills.

Yeah, I think you don't need it.

That means I can cum as much as I want.

Yes! Because she wanted me to use a condom

or stop cumming inside.

I hate condoms. They ruin sex so much.

Should I say, are you okay, we cannot have

children? Should I try and— what

should I say? I can

ask her, are you sure you still want to be

with me even though I can't have children?

Do you think it's weird though to have sex

for nearly 2 weeks multiple times a day

and no pregnancy?

Because most guys would be worried. Most

guys would probably impregnate the woman.

Shooting blanks. Shooting blanks,

huh, Danny? Lol. Maybe. But Mila made me

take a sperm test, and the sperm test was

not— um, the sperm test said

my sperm were active because

it had like a color chart, dark purple

being really active and then no purple,

faded purple. Meaning that you're

infertile. And I was in kind of like the

middle, not deep dark purple, but kind of

purple. So I don't know if the sperm

test is wrong or something.

She said, are you sure I don't need to

take birth control pill? I think

but if you are pregnant, I will take

responsibility. She said, I love children.

I think if we had children, they would be

very cute. Maybe we need to

have more sex. Maybe We

need more sex to be

pregnant. Should I say that?

I sent it. Maybe we

need more sex.

I think she wants children though. She's

mid-30s. She's running out of time.

She said our children would be cute. Our

children would be 50% Chinese,

25% Thai, 25% white,

and then like 4 or 5% Vietnamese slash

Yakut slash Native American slash

Whatever else I have.

So basically our kid would just look

Chinese with maybe very, very subtle white

features. Like he could have a

bit of a nose bridge. I think I got a nose

bridge. Don't I? I got

a bit of bone, bit of protrusion.

I don't know why I can't have babies. It

must be the chlamydia.

Aren't you Malaysian? Not really. I'm 40%

Han Chinese, 8% Vietnamese.

15 to 10% French, German, and then 35%

English.

Oh, thanks, Jenkins. Yo, what time is it

there, Dan? It's 12 midnight here. It's

only 2 PM here. If it's 12

midnight for you, I'm guessing you live

West Coast America. I'm getting good with

my time zones.

I, I think West Coast America is midnight

and East Coast America 2 AM, 3 AM.

She said, you kidding me? What should

I say? I don't want to say so directly

that I want to have babies. Maybe.

She laughs because I keep saying maybe all

the time.

You're Native American? Nice, Dan. So am

I. Okay, hand medium skin tone,

astonished face. I think I'm only a

percent, like half a percent, but it's

not— I don't know, it said Yakut, I think.

Let me check my DNA.

23 on me.

She thinks it's funny when I say maybe.

Hmm.

That's weird. It used to say less than

a percentage Native American, but now it

doesn't. Says 43.5% Chinese,

7.7% Vietnamese.

Oh, it says unassigned 0.1%.

I think they changed it cuz it used to

have a more detailed breakdown.

And I definitely remember it said Yakut

and Native American, just a percentage

point.

I think she just sold something. I heard a

cha-ching sound from her iPad. You can

hear all of her notifications every time I

send her a message. I can hear I

should be really romantic and say I

want to have babies with you.

5 children.

Daniel Jr. And Jimmy Jr.

and Jimbo and Jenny.

Do I have African ancestry? I'm pretty

sure I saw sub-Saharan African as well,

but it was like 0 point— less than

0.1%. What was that? I just

heard like a penny drop sound. I think

it's that iPad again.

I think it's a Shopee notification.

Oh, she also said that she has a friend

who might be interested in buying her

house for 5 million baht.

How much is that? 5 million baht?

Isn't that like $50,000?

Oh, it's like $130,000.

My girlfriend's rich.

$130K in Thailand if she sells her

house and we just carry on renting this

place. Maybe I should marry her.

She's richer than Chihiro.

No, it says 5 million Thai baht is

$130,000.

Ditch the house, ditch the ex-husband guy,

and then we get a nice place in Bangkok.

Put the rest— put the $130K into stocks

stocks and dividends. Put $130K

into high dividend index

fund, 6% return annually.

It's like, um, $10,000 a year dividends.

She seems like she's from a rich Thai

Chinese family. Her mum does sound rich.

Her mum bought her sister a 30K— I think

it was like 1.5 million baht car, Toyota

Aircross Hybrid. It was really nice. Her

sister drove us in it to, to eat sushi.

It had these fancy parking cameras. It had

like a 3D model of the car, and then it

used these cameras to create like a

third-person view of the car on the road,

and it looks really realistic, like GTA.

It's really impressive, the parking camera

technology on cars now. It has a top-down

aerial view, and you can see the car in

the bay, and you can see where the back of

the car is and the bay lines. It's like

parking a car from a bird's-eye view.

And my Thai girlfriend said her mum would

buy her a car as well, maybe next year.

But you have to obey the mum and make her

happy and not disobey her to

get the good, good stuff.

I think the sister is unemployed as well.

She lives with her boyfriend. Her

boyfriend is also like a pharmacist.

They're all pharmacists for some reason.

I don't really understand the full picture

of the story.

She said she doesn't want to go on the

pill because it makes her feel sick.

Mila also didn't want to go on the pill

because of side effects, but Chihiro was

happy to be on the pill. Actually, I think

Chihiro was already on the pill before I

met her, but I think a lot of women use

the pill not just for birth control but

to regulate hormones and stuff. Have I

ever done drugs? I did,

um, weed edibles in

Amsterdam. Actually, she brought

back some cannabis oil. I don't know why.

Yeah, she brought back this little box.

It says D-Tam ganja oil.

She said we could try it and see what

happens. What is it? What is ganja oil?

Is it like pure cannabis? Because I

tried the cannabis water and it doesn't do

anything, it just tastes like Red Bull.

Would I get high from this cannabis oil?

Is it like pure cannabis?

How does she know that one of my One of my

bucket list things that I want to tick off

again is to have sex whilst high again.

Because I did that in Amsterdam and it

felt so good. Because usually during

normal sex, you got to worry about a lot

of things. Like first, you got to make

sure you're not too aroused because you

might end up ejaculating and then it— you

might end up ejaculating too quickly.

Before you've satisfied the woman. And

then you also got to worry about not

losing your erection from, uh, sometimes

you get, you get kind of bored during sex

and then you start to feel less and less

down below. And then you've got to kind of

trick your mind into feeling aroused

again. But when I was high, I didn't

have to worry about any of that. I was

just like a machine.

CBD oil can help you sleep, so it

won't get you high. It can help with

medical conditions. Oh, then what's the

point? I want to get high. Oh, thanks,

Jenkins. Danny, you still lifting

weights? No, I do push-ups,

but I've been kind of lazy and I can only

do about 30 push-ups now. I used to be

able to do about 40, but I took a break

for a few days because I was having sex

and stuff.

But one of the hotels had a gym. We went

up to the gym, they had some weights, and

I could lift the 12 kg dumbbell about 4

times. So I think I still have

a bit of strength.

Weed is legal now. When did they make it

legal?

Maybe I'll get a weed brownie.

I'm just a bit worried because when you're

high, don't you say stuff that you

wouldn't usually say? Or if I lose control

of my emotions and I just blab out that

I've got a YouTube channel, my real name

is Daniel Lord.

What if I get all emotional and I suddenly

want to open up?

Because when I got drunk in Manchester and

I started crying in front of that girl, I

just started opening up all of these—

I don't know, I started saying stuff that

I wouldn't usually say to a stranger.

I think I, I took way too much of that

brownie with Mila. The brownie was so

tasty, I nearly ate the whole thing, but

Mila stopped me. I ended up eating half of

the brownie, and I was so high.

I think I was high for like 24 hours.

Straight until it started to wear off.

And it was like being in a dream. I

couldn't focus or concentrate on anything,

and I was just like this trying to snap

out of it. I couldn't snap out of it.

It was like being trapped inside of a

dream, and I wanted to wake up.

What happened to the black girl I was

talking to in Manchester? Don't you

mean in Scotland?

I was supposed to go on a date with that

black girl in Scotland. But then she

didn't show because she thought I wasn't

interested. And then I got her to agree

to another date, and then she came, but

then I didn't have time because I had to

get a train next morning, so I didn't show

up and I ghosted her.

As long as you don't say anything bad

about the King. Can you imagine you get

really drunk and you just go onto Facebook

and you start ranting about you know who?

You wake up the next morning and police

banging on your door.

That would be scary.

Maybe I shouldn't make a why I hate living

in Thailand video,

but I've never really said anything about

world leaders, have I? I don't really

hate anyone.

I wouldn't even say anything anyway, cuz

stupid YouTube. YouTube— I think

YouTube demonetized one of my older

streams cuz, you know, those things I

said. About S-L-A-V-E-S.

That stream got demonetized and I appealed

and it got rejected. I don't really care

because it's like a 3-week-old stream, it

doesn't make any money anymore anyway.

But I think that's the reason why it got

demonetized. I can't believe it, just

because I said that one thing about

S-A-L-V-E-Y.

Oh, stupid Tinder spam bot, go away!

Where is it?

I keep seeing these Tinder spam bot things

on, on other channels as well.

What is the point of them? If people want

to watch porn, they go onto Google and

they type in porn. They're not going to

click on some weird link in a chat group—

I mean, on a chat box.

I don't know if someone reported me or if

it was the algorithm.

I reckon, I reckon talking about

S-L-A-V-Es probably triggers the

algorithm.

You gotta be so careful with knowing what

words you can and cannot say on YouTube.

Like saying the F word in the first 10

minutes of a livestream will get the

livestream demonetized,

but an hour into the stream you can say

the F word as many times as you want.

Am I planning to visit other places in

Thailand? Yeah, we're going to go to

Phuket and Maybe

what's Pattaya? Pattaya. I think she wants

to go there too, but I don't really want

to go to Pattaya. It looks like the sleazy

place where foreigners go and then get

hookers and get drunk.

I have to be very careful these days. You

got to think about things from an

advertiser's point of view. Would

advertisers want their ads being played on

a video where I'm talking about S Avery's.

We just need to make up code words, I

guess. How about we call it Avery's?

James Avery. Oh wait, isn't he black

though? That's just an unfortunate

coincidence that I chose his name.

I don't think you guys know who James

Avery is anyway, so it's fine.

Avery's— no, I'm not interested in talking

about that thing anymore anyway. It's just

I had one interesting opinion about it

that I wanted to share, and it did not go

Now I want to talk about it again. No,

next topic. I don't want to get

demonetized. Let me check if this stream

is actually monetized still.

I want to get my $10 AdSense so I can pay

for my Thai girl.

Yes, we are monetized.

Have I seen ladyboys? Yeah, I think I've

seen a few when I went to Uniqlo.

He looked like a woman, but his voice was

pretty deep. And I think I saw another

one. You can tell because they have deep

voices and they usually have kind of

masculine Um, jawlines.

What else? Life in Thailand,

things I've noticed.

There's no driving instructor cars.

There's this weird parking thing where

people push cars out of the way if

they're parked in front of your car. You

can just push other people's cars out of

the way because people park their cars,

they leave it in neutral with the

handbrake off so that you can push it.

And yeah, someone pushed my girlfriend's

car into another car and then it caused

some damage.