My new life in Japan - day 10

Is it

working?

Is it working? Test me.

I got a new stream setup today.

I think it'll be better than the iPhone

stream, and I've got pocket Wi-Fi, so

hopefully The stream is more stable this

time.

Plan for today, we're gonna go and get

some whale. I found a place that sells

whale and they take Visa and they've got

like a touchscreen where you order and the

review said they speak English, so sounds

pretty good and it's not really expensive,

like ¥10,000.

Like the other place that I reserved the

table. So bring battery bank, pocket

Wi-Fi. I don't think I'll bring this one.

I'll bring the iPhone. Problem is I can't

charge it because there's only one USB

slot, so I need to buy another USB to

USB-C— I mean, USB-C to USB-C. To charge

the pocket Wi-Fi and then plug the iPhone

charger into the USB slot. So maybe

go into a konbini. I wonder if they sell

them at Life, because then I can just do

self-checkout again.

Do you have 3 phones? Yes, I do.

Testing. I've got 3 phones because I

bought a new one and I kept the old one.

Do you people buy a new phone and then you

just chuck the old one in the bin or

something? The old phone is

still useful even if you buy a new one.

I'm starving. It says the shop's open now,

so I should be able to flip the phone like

this. Watch.

And it's still streaming.

My stomach is rumbling.

Yeah, you can sell the old phone, but you

only get like a couple hundred dollars.

What's the point? I get more value out of

the old phone by keeping it because then I

can use it as a second screen.

Okay, so let's get ready.

Damn, that spray really works at

making things not smell bad.

So I put this battery bank here.

And then pocket Wi-Fi can go in

my inside pocket, and then

this cable goes in here too.

I thought I could feed the charging cable

through my sleeve. What?

Look at this.

Well, look,

I could feed the charging cable through my

sleeve like this.

Does that actually work?

Does that actually work? Oh my God, it

does work! And then I don't know if I

bring this Lightning cable Yeah,

I'll need it for the iPhone. I'll bring

this cable as well then. Got so many

freaking cables.

I think the cleaning lady's outside.

Look at all these pimples on my chin now.

Annoying.

I think I'm ready. I'm connected to the

Wi-Fi. Pocket Wi-Fi. Oh, my wallet.

Gotta bring my wallet. I had this

nightmare. There were these Thai girls in

my hotel room, and then I woke up and my

Revolut cards were missing. And then I was

frantically trying to find the app on my

phone to cancel the cards, freeze them,

and then I couldn't find the Revolut app.

I was like, I couldn't see properly.

My vision was all blurry and I couldn't

find the Revolut app, and then I woke up

and realized it was a dream.

This is kind of weird holding it like this

though. Uh,

I don't know if the cable in the sleeve

is good. I mean, it looks weird.

It's not very easy to hold like this.

I guess I could hold it like this.

I'm hot. Wait until we get

outside, then it'll be nice and cold.

Yeah, that looks pretty discreet. It's

just got a cable coming out my sleeve.

It's completely normal. I got

the pocket Wi-Fi and the SIM card.

How the hell I only have 30 viewers?

Where is everyone today? Maybe I started

kind of early. Usually I

start later, like 4 or 5 PM, don't I?

Okay, I think I'm ready. So I might

have to buy a USB-C to USB-C along the

way. Otherwise I have to keep switching

the battery charger between the pocket

Wi-Fi and the iPhone. Kind of annoying. I

don't have enough cables. I need 3

Hmm, I think I'm ready.

Okay, let's go.

Where should I put my phone? Put in my

back pocket. Do we walk to Tennoji

or should I get the train? Wait, let me

look how far it is if I just walk.

Weather might be nice.

No, 55 minutes.

We could walk, then we get there like 2

for lunch. Still kind of early because

if I eat now, I'll be hungry again this

evening.

We will walk through Uehonmachi

into— it's right next to

that tower, Tsutenkaku, in Tennoji.

There's someone outside my room. I can

hear it.

She's got a bell, so when she walks you

can hear the bell. I don't know if it's

the same woman from 2 days ago who cleaned

my room.

Maybe I

I think we just go. I want cleaning as

well, so I might put this

on the door, make up the room.

Okay.

Is it

streaming? Testing.

Okay, which way do I go?

I think it's this way.

Yeah, I just walk in a straight line.

It's kind of awkward holding this phone

because it's long.

It's easier to hold the iPhone. I need

to get a selfie stick.

Maybe I flip it.

Yeah, it still feels weird holding it like

this.

I think I just walk in a straight line for

1 hour to warm

up.

Yeah, it's just a straight line.

Weather's nice today, it's not too cold.

Oh yeah, it's still my birthday in

America. It's still the 20th, isn't it?

I'm gonna walk 1 hour to the whale shop.

I'm scared. Yeah, I found a place

they sell whale katsudon, so I

think it's going to be like deep-fried

whale. I don't want whale

Shabu-shabu or whale sashimi. It looks

weird.

Stream's working fine for me.

I hate

it when the red light is so long, I can't

She's just run out of my camera shot.

Oh, there's Thai food again. Why is there

Thai food everywhere?

Tom yum goong, green curry.

Poor Pia,

poor Pia sod. I got to take a photo of

that.

Can you see that? Look.

What does that mean?

I've got

to be careful. I'm heading

south towards the slum.

I'm not going to the slum, but the place

I'm going is like in between my hotel and

the slum. The more south you go, the more

slummy it gets and the more unsavory the

I think I'm going the right way.

Did that woman really run out of my shot

and then cover her face? Why are they so

scared to be filmed?

She was wearing a face mask anyway.

Oh no, people can see my face. There's

only 50 people here. More than

50 people are going to see you in the

street.

Red light again.

People are so weird about being filmed.

Stupid idiots.

Now, how many people are gonna see you

when you walk down the street? Hundreds,

probably.

Didn't Johnny Somali get banned again on

Kick? He got a 7-day ban for saying things

about Israel. That'd be annoying.

Imagine you go to Israel to stream and

then you get banned for a week.

What's he going to do for a whole week?

Why doesn't he just not say stupid stuff?

I don't get him. He's got quite a lot of

viewers that would probably watch if he

didn't say stupid stuff.

He doesn't learn his lesson. Just don't

say stupid stuff. Get some food and go on

a walk or something.

Apparently he's banned on YouTube and

Twitch, so if he gets banned on Kick as

well, where's he gonna stream? Rumble?

He's kind of dumb.

It's so windy.

I don't think this iPhone battery is going

to last long. I need to get a charger.

If only they had a Lightning— I mean, a

USB-C port on every iPhone.

I need 2 separate chargers for the iPhone

Mini and my normal phone.

Quite a lot of places take Visa now.

You see quite a lot of Visa. Look, Visa

here as well. Credit card, Visa,

MasterCard. Japan's changing.

They used to say you need cash in Japan.

Not really. Even the big supermarkets take

Visa now.

Oh, I thought we're queuing up for that

My Dragon's Dogma 2 video didn't really

get views. All the gaming channels started

dropping their reviews about 10 hours ago

whilst I was asleep. How do they get the

game? It's not even out yet. It's more

than a day and a half. Until it

comes out.

Maybe we'll

get views tonight.

So I'll probably play it tomorrow and put

out a second review just to make double

sure.

I don't know if I get views for Dragon's

Dogma. I have this feeling it's going to

be like Hogwarts Legacy when I couldn't

get any views. I got some views for

Starfield but not much.

Don't know why some games I just can't get

What's this?

Pork.

They sell whale?

No.

The thumbnail? Well, the thumbnail was

just the box art for the game. The box art

for the game's not very good. It's just

brown with the text. There's no character

on it. The Helldivers 2

box art is pretty good, colorful,

eye-catching. Oh, I thought that was

whale.

What is that fish? English menu.

I know the kanji for whale, so I should

recognize it. Oh, that's tuna.

I'm kind of nervous approaching Tennoji

because it's near the slum.

I'll make another review when the game

comes out and I'll get game footage.

Is the stream quality better today?

Nice. I had to pay £9 for Speedify

to get bonded to 2

connections. I've got the SIM

card and the pocket Wi-Fi.

The setup is improving.

Hong Kong. Maybe Hong

Kong guy works here.

Is this your first time doing IRL? No,

I've done it before.

Learn to press people. No, I don't want to

get in trouble. I'm a good boy.

Uh, here comes the sunlight. It's going to

be hot. It's annoying because it's like

hot and cold and windy all

at the same time.

Yeah, people wear face masks in the car

alone. It's weird. I thought Japanese

people were logical, intelligent people,

but sometimes they're really not.

I don't know what the logic is. I want to

ask them, what is your thinking behind

this? It makes no sense.

It's like wearing a condom when you jerk

Maybe it's because they don't want to keep

taking it off and putting it on. If he

gets a passenger, he'll have to put it on.

So it's easier to leave it on than fiddle

with it all the time.

That makes sense if you're a taxi driver,

but if you're just a normal person, then

what's the reasoning? Daniel was

permanently scarred. Yeah, I've never been

treated so rudely Rudely before.

What's that?

Sushi. This kind of place is the kind of

place where you walk in and they say no

gaijin. It looks scary,

like they'll do the big X sign with their

arms.

I can't believe he's so rude to me. I

wasn't even doing anything wrong, just

standing. I wasn't really standing in

front of the door either, and he kept

telling me to move, but he was standing in

front of me, so how could I move? I had to

like pick my bike up and lift it over the

He's standing in front of me blocking my

way, telling me to move. I can't move if

you're blocking me. I wasn't even standing

in front of the door either. I was

standing to the side of it. Idiot.

Not really that rude to me. Well, do you

understand Japanese? Because it's really

rude to use that kind of verb

Usually they'd say excuse me or put please

on the end. Also, his tone,

his voice tone was really aggressive.

Yeah, well, his face is all over YouTube

now. That's what you get.

You want less NATO countries on your

border? Now you got more NATO countries on

your border. Suck it.

What's that? Why are

there cars everywhere? Why do they have to

drive down these narrow streets?

The White's Hostel. Why are you so noisy?

This street looks shady.

I feel like I should get out of this

street. It's got like host

bars and stuff.

I'll do a zigzag left and then right.

I don't like these streets. They're all

those weird cab Host clubs and stuff.

Red light districts everywhere.

What's wrong with Japanese people?

They're so degenerate.

Can't walk 10 minutes without accidentally

walking into a red light district.

All the pubs are getting ready.

Offloading barrels of beer ready

for the evening.

Yeah, I'm looking at the chat on my

iPhone.

Okay, back on the main street.

Yeah, I've never encountered rudeness in

Japan, so I was kind of shocked.

Are you sure your body can resist without

cereal? I jayed off like 5 times today

already. I can't feel my dick.

It's funny how when you've got no sexual

desire desire, you don't care about women

at all, and then you become purely focused

on other things.

You see, the further south we go, the

rougher sounding people get and the

scarier looking they get.

I'm only risking my safety today because I

found a whale place. If I get

beaten up, it's all your fault.

Do you hate slow walkers? Yeah, they get

Look at this trash. This place is so

trashy.

I feel nervous someone's gonna get angry

at me for filming.

Oh, 30-minute massage,

¥3,000.

I'll probably take the train back. This is

taking ages.

We've only walked about halfway.

I think I'm at Dotonbori now.

Oh look, it's the white tour guide.

I saw these people last time I came here,

like a bus full of Australian people.

It's weird how different the people here

look from compared to where my hotel is

from. Why do they look

so rough looking?

I might just get the train.

I don't understand

what's so funny about that. He just said

there are many routes and then they all

started laughing. Well, hilarious.

24 minutes.

Let's just keep walking.

A lot of tourists stay here, mostly

Chinese and Koreans.