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Did it just disconnect?

Testing. Testing.

I think it's back on. I don't know, the Wi-Fi just—

I mean, it didn't disconnect, it just wasn't on, wasn't connected to the Wi-Fi.

At least it didn't end the stream.

Uh, Wi-Fi has been weird. I got Ethernet cable as well. I mean, I don't understand why. I mean, it should always have a connection.

No, I actually lost all connection from my laptop.

I don't understand why, because I've got Ethernet cable and I've got Wi-Fi. So if the Wi-Fi drops, it should still be connected to Ethernet.

Don't know why it's been doing that recently. Maybe the Ethernet cable is causing the problem.

I've always got weird connection problems, don't I?

I probably gotta go to Tesco in a few days.

Oh, it says the VOD ended. It made a new VOD, didn't it?

Okay, whatever. Just focus on today and forget about the future.

Ah, what time is it? 12 o'clock. Uh, should I have lunch?

My

shirt's all misaligned.

Back of my head's itchy.

Hair's getting in my face.

Today's not going great.

Well, 200 loyal fans

got my back.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from?

Do you think Sam Pepper will get unbanned? I can't believe he's gonna lose his whole channel like that.

That'd be crazy. But he did shoot someone in the face, so I don't see how he can get out of that. Just a 3-day ban,

but he's gonna make someone lose their eye.

Oh, Sam's got connections, doesn't he?

He asks his buddy Ice to pull some strings.

Still though, it sucks because he He like, he went all the way to India to make money to stream, and then he's— if he's banned for 3 days,

bro, it's just a prank. It's just an eyeball. You got another one.

What are you crying about?

He's such a psycho.

No.

Well, it's kind of dumb anyway, shooting fireworks at each other, even if it's a game. It's like that stupid thing they do in Thailand where they shoot each other with water pistols.

I think that's so dumb. I don't want to be walking around outside and some idiot starts shooting at me with water. I was not in Thailand for those 2 years I was in Thailand, I was always not in Thailand during those festivities. Thank God. I don't want to get shot at with a water pistol.

I feel like the Diwali thing as well is dumb as fuck. They're throwing powder at each other.

I don't want strangers on the street throwing anything at me.

Market's just consolidating

in a box, in a range.

Ninja Gaiden, 30 minutes left.

Might give that a go, do a review.

Yeah, Sam has that like never growing up. Kind of vibe. Dresses like a rebellious teenager, always dyeing his hair, stupid hairstyles, mohawks,

same as suspenders. Why can't they dress their age? Why is he wearing fucking basketball jerseys like he's an 18-year-old college kid?

Idiotic hairstyles. These people are like pushing 40 or over 40.

They look dumb as fuck. Like, people dyeing their hair and making stupid hairstyles, I can't stand it. Grow the fuck up.

Yeah, his baggy pants with his like tight top look. His silhouette is like, like a triangle.

Like tapering upwards. It looks weird, like a cartoon character.

Peter Pan syndrome.

Well, they believe in that age is just a number thing, don't they? Young at heart. Yeah, but it's just cringe.

Act your age.

Sam Pepper and I are the same age, 1989.

You should be talking about stocks and investments and like future plans, not running around shooting people with fireworks

like you're a kid at school.

I mean, that's one thing I like about Chris Broad is that

he's like a normal-looking mature adult for his age.

And he does cool things like investing in businesses instead of running around shooting people with fireworks.

That's one thing I respect about Chris.

He's like a proper adult.

Although just randomly taking a shot at Oriental Pearl was kind of immature. I mean, what's the point?

He didn't make any money because he made a post, a text post. He's not gonna like stop people from watching her channel because they'll watch regardless. Was his goal to like bring her down? Then that's kind of petty, isn't it? I mean, if you don't like the content, it's fine, but why

make effort to like shoot her down?

Just let her be.

He started this hate brigade against her with his stupid fans.

I don't think she got many views with that Chris Broad video. She only gets mega views from doing a couple very specific things like language stuff, Japan has fallen stuff.

Like, she's not like— I don't know, there's 2 types of YouTubers. There's ones who are like big names and they got big dedicated audience, like MoistCr1TiKaL, Asmongold. And then there's YouTubers who don't really have much of a presence, but they get big views because they're good at manipulating the algorithm, like, I don't know, Zach Choi.

Might

make lunch.

Whoa, market ripped.

Excuse me.

Where everyone's tuning in from.

Yeah, he does get pretty hot girlfriends, I guess. Hannah was quite nice looking,

but I don't know what it says about the woman if she would actually seriously consider marrying or wanting to marry a Sam Pepper. Imagine Sam Pepper as your husband.

It'd be like marrying a stupid juvenile.

Hmm,

might enter a long trade. Got equal highs.

I'm going long, 0.25 units. I mean, take profit £12 at equal highs, stop loss below this range, £9 loss.

That's a, uh, 2:1. That's a 1.4, actually.

Whatever.

Okay, switch mic. Kitchen time.

Look, whenever I move the chair,

the wheels get stuck in the grooves. It— I mean, it gets stuck in the grooves when I'm sitting on it because there's more weight,

but now it's not doing it.

When there's momentum, it'll glide over it, but when it's stuck like that and then you try and move it—

whatever, I think you get my point.

Now my favorite cup is broken.

Maybe I can— probably can glue it back.

Should I glue it back? It could be quite fun. It only broke in 2 pieces, which is convenient.

I might try fixing it.

Where's that glue gun? Glue gun. Be careful not to cut yourself. That's probably sharp.

Oh, that would be a weapon, wouldn't it?

Fix my cup.

I don't feel very graceful today. Feeling clumsy.

Exercise extra caution.

This cloth stinks.

Where's that glue gun?

Now find the glue gun.

That is evil.

Where are the glue sticks?

Everything's getting in my way.

Ah, the glue sticks.

What's

that

for?

It

doesn't fit.

What?

Ah,

stupid cheese glue.

Why does it not fit back where it came out of?

What if I put it back in place and then put it in?

I don't understand why it doesn't fit back in where it came out of.

Genius. Let it dry, let it dry, and then come back later.

Behold my genius. Okay, what's that for lunch?

I think the cream's gone off.

Yeah, I'm not eating that cream.

Put it in the bin.

Oh, I've got crispy chicken balls. Tasty China. China.

Ah, I

think it's dry.

Now watch. Ta-da!

Fixed.

Told you

it's dry.

See if it holds water.

Is it

leaking? Hmm, I think it needs more glue.

Whatever, it still works. Why is there a plate here?

It's okay, I already got a spare one. Look, guys, it's fixed! Not— it's just the same one. Tricks you. Outsmarted by the dodo.

Well, everyone can and everyone Everybody tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from—

creating a puddle.

Ah, fucking cup. Wow, it didn't break again.

Maybe I'll just put it in the bin. Maybe I'll just put it there. Kind of funny.

If I just put more glue to plug in those gaps, it'll be fine, wouldn't it? Do it later.

Linger Gaiden nearly finished.

Chicken bowl.

Tick 'em bowl for lunch and then microwave meal for dinner.

What's wrong with the viewer count? How many fanyuls tuning in today?

Open compass.

I haven't made cupcakes in ages.

Getting out that damn chair. Made me feel better.

I hate sitting on the chair.

Chicken bowl.

Pure protein.

Remember when I was obsessed with cleaning, feather dusting everything? I haven't really done a clean, like a proper clean, in a while.

Kind of stopped caring.

I still do sweeping sometimes. Sweeping generalizations.

I think they're done.

Uh, air fryer oil,

and I've got chili sauce.

Food of kings.

Uh,

chicken balls are fine, but the sauce, really weak.

Hmm, ketchup would be better.

Some tea would be nice.

Any toilet accidents? No, I don't think so.

Maybe some sesame seeds would be nice.

I'll put it in the sauce because it will just bounce off the chicken ball.

So if not talking counts as low interaction, but saying, where's everyone tuning in from, every 10 seconds counts. What about just humming? What about singing? Because I'm basically just singing it. If I just sang, does that count?

Because if they say no, it doesn't count. Okay, then what about singing streamers?

What if you're like a singing streamer where you're content is musical, then you're not allowed to make money.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where? Oh, Ninja Gaiden finished.

Mm, these are pretty nice.

Kind of like McDonald's chicken nuggets.

Yeah, just add a script.

It's funny how the best trade is when you set up all the stop losses and take profit zone and you just forget about it and you're not staring at it.

Nom nom nom nom nom.

I like those pork balls they used to serve with the Chinese takeaway,

and then they stopped selling them and started selling chicken balls instead. I like the pork balls.

Makes me wonder

if they switched to chicken balls so that Muslim customers would buy it. Although actually, I don't think Muslim people would go to a Chinese restaurant because they, they don't eat from places where they serve or prepare pork in the kitchen.

So even if they don't order the pork item, because they make the pork in the kitchen for other dishes, Muslims won't go to a Chinese restaurant, would they?

So do Muslim people not eat Haribo? Because Haribo has that pig bone jelly stuff, doesn't it?

Mmm. And also,

don't they make the new plastic banknotes out of like pig jelly?

That's not very halal.

Ah,

fuck's sake.

Oh, ah, fuck.

Uh,

haha.

Why'd you keep calling it slop maxing? If I made homemade chicken nuggets with bits of chicken and made my own batter, You'd be like, oh wow, Daniel's making homemade chicken nuggets. You wouldn't call it slop, would you? Even though it's just the same as what this is.

So what the difference the fuck does it make?

Ah,

frisca.

Oh, feels good.

How's my trade doing?

Down £1.30.

I don't have stomach problems.

Just normal burping.

Yeah, I wasn't like this before because I used to care about being gross on camera or not. Now I just don't really care. There's no fangirls. There's not a single girl here watching.

I don't have any fame left. I don't care anymore. Back in the day, I cared because it's all about optics. And I knew I had lots of girls watching and I wanted to have sex.

Now I don't really care because I know there's no girls here and no one's interested.

So why suffer holding in burps and stuff when I just let myself go? I don't really care anymore.

Plus, I already got a girlfriend, so—

So I don't need the channel to get girls anymore.

What do you mean, so you think? She literally said,

um,

I only want cuddles from you. And then I said You're the only one I want to cuddle, which is basically— we're just saying we're exclusive.

Now she's making it clear that she wants cuddles, but she only wants them from me, which means she's not interested in other people.

So I don't know if I should have the talk with her next time I see her.

I don't know how to approach it. I'd be like, so I don't know if you already think you're my girlfriend, and I'm not saying that you're not my girlfriend, it's just that people are different. So I was thinking maybe I should ask you to be my girlfriend before I assume that you are assuming that you are my

girlfriend.

I gotta cover all my bases because she might be like, what the fuck, you didn't think I was girlfriend? And then what the fuck was I? And I'll be like, no, no, no, no, no,

I did— I have been thinking of you as a girlfriend. I just wasn't sure if you thought of yourself as a girlfriend.

So if I say Do you think you're my girlfriend? She'll be like, uh, am I not your girlfriend? Now I'm just asking if you,

in your mind, like, you, you've already decided you're my girlfriend without me asking.

But if I asked her to be my girlfriend, that's like me saying I didn't consider you being my girlfriend up until this point.

Oh God, it could get messy.

And then what if she says, oh, I don't know, it's only been 2 months, I can't decide yet. I mean, maybe it's too early for me to ask.

Maybe it's too soon.

I said, will you be my wife?

I have a serious question. Will you— will you marry me?

I'm up 60 pence on my schlong.

I'm trying to see my day trade.

So that's my day trade. Here's my thesis, my Theo pathesis. So we've got this range, it consolidated in this block, we broke out of the block, the range. I entered my trade at the top of the range of the breakout, aiming for these equal highs. With my stop loss below the box in case it breaks back below

the box. I'm out. So we're targeting roughly a 2:1 risk to reward ratio.

That's my trade.

What is a PIP? I don't know what that is.

Piss in peace.

So I'm risking £9 to make £12.58.

The risk is a bit,

bit over-risky, but we got equal highs here, a powerful draw on liquidity, and I would consider this trade valid

unless it breaks below this structure.

Okay, anyway, we're gonna play Ninja Gaiden now.

The category instantly changed to crypto and trading. That was quick.

Ninja Gaiden 4.

It takes so long

to boot up.

Team Ninja.

Display mode windowed.

Put it over here.

920p.

Uh, full screen.

Escape.

Normal mode. Yes.

I'm gonna put Japanese on.

Well, the graphics look shit.

I'm not ready.

I'm just trying out this new game, guys. Stop freaking out. We'll play Battlefield in a minute.

Why are the graphics

rubbish. Why does it look like a PS2 game?

Wow, I'm killing them, guys. Look.

How do

I block? Ninja Gaiden 4.

Ryu Hayabusa.

How do I make the graphics— why are the graphics so rubbish?

Let me put that mode on.

It looks all, I don't know, fuzzy.

Put high graphics.

It still looks rubbish. What?

Where's Japanese language?

Why can't I change the language? Title screen.

DLSS, maybe.

I don't like the graphics look so bad. It's already disabled.

I'll put high graphics. Everything's high.

It still looks really rubbish. I don't understand.

It looks a bit better.

Why are these enemies like weird white blobby things? This game sucks.

Giving me a headache.

Oh, I feel dizzy.

Oh God, stop showing me fucking tips. I know how to play the game.

You just spam all the buttons.

Oh God, I feel sick playing this game.

Haha, cut your legs off.

Uh-huh,

cut your armor.

Uh-huh. Whoa, it's like Mortal Kombat.

God, I feel sick. Why is it moving so much?

Well, everything's like swaying.

Blood Raven form. Whoa, imagine if they did this on Assassin's Creed. That'd be cool.

Japanese ninja game versus stupid Western studio ninja game. The difference— what?

Wow, those are guts.

I look cool.

I can't—

whoa, I just dodged it. Why is this guy tough? Whoa, I cut his legs off!

Whoa!

Why are the graphics so shit though?

I don't understand.

Must be like a resolution thing,

but I have resolution on max. Maybe put full screen.

I don't understand why it looks like that. Oh, what? Where'd it go? Oh, there it is.

What's anti-aliasing?

Oh, it keeps minimizing itself.

Um,

enable. Why does it keep minimizing?

What? Oh, this is terrible now. Oh God, put it back.

Um, turn off anti-aliasing.

I don't understand why it looks so bad.

Look, now it's really laggy.

What happened? It's stuck at 20 FPS.

Oh, fucking hell.

Look, it's stuck at 20 FPS now.

Reset to default, maybe

reset all.

I don't know, I think it's like glitched. I need to turn it off and on again.

Oh, why won't it let me press yes?

Stupid game. It was working fine and then I fiddled with it.

Try again.

Might make my review.

Might, um, hide the camera whilst I do the review.

Hello and welcome back to a new video. So recently I've been playing the brand new Ninja Gaiden And as an avid fan of Ninja Gaiden and ninja games in general, I knew I just had to play this game. Unfortunately, so far I've been finding it rather bland, boring, and lacking in a certain kind of lustre. So, my

first complaint with this game is, even though I'm playing it on a pretty good gaming laptop with RTX 4050 graphics card with 16GB of RAM, the game looks really bad and I've been fiddling with the settings and for some reason I can't make it not look like a fuzzy, rubbish mess. So the settings have quite a lot

of options in the graphical settings for the fidelity of the graphicals, but it just always looks rubbish. Even when I crank up the resolution to 1920 by 1200, it still has— I mean, it looks a bit sharper, I guess, but the gameplay still doesn't look great. And I also had a problem where I messed up the settings,

and for some reason the game was locked in at 20 FPS. And then I had to restart the game to be able to get back to my normal FPS of about 60 FPS. So settings aside, I have not been very impressed with the settings, and I don't know why the game looks like rubbish. Maybe it's something to

do with my monitor, but shouldn't really be having this kind of problem on a brand new game like this. So with the gameplay, the gameplay is very basic and it's basically just basic hack and slash where you just spam these buttons like that. You spam these buttons as much as you can and then the enemies die. It's

basically the gameplay loop in this game is you just keep pressing light attack, heavy attack. Now it looks very cool, don't get me wrong,

but as someone who likes a bit more depth in his gaming, um, this didn't really quite tickle the spot, if you know what I mean. So when the gaming is basically just fight these brain-dead mobs like that and you spam buttons, and I guess there's a skill element to it, but you don't really need it on normal

setting because the enemies are pretty easy. Now as you can see, like I was talking about earlier, the game looks kind of fuzzy. Now I don't know why the game looks fuzzy even when I got graphics set to high and I'm on max resolution on my gaming laptop. I don't know why it looks like this. I tried

fiddling with the settings, but it seems to have just made the game crash. So another problem I have with the game is there's so much motion in the game, it kind of makes me feel a little bit motion sick. So with this level, you're on a moving train and it's moving very quickly. The camera keeps zooming around

and flying everywhere. I know it's supposed to be a high-octane action game, but it just— it makes me feel dizzy, and I've got a bit of a headache playing it already.

So what you do in this game is you run down these corridors or stages and you fight endless amounts of enemies with your sword. And I don't know why it keeps showing me tips like that, uh, really annoying and disruptive to the gameplay with these constant tooltips popping up like that.

And some of the finishing moves are very brutal, which are pretty cool if you like games like Mortal Kombat. But the controls of the game are kind of fiddly, with the platforming elements of the game really letting it down. Unfortunately, the control pad, for some reason, when you move him around, uh, he doesn't just sharply turn, he

does like a big round turn, which is kind of annoying unless you do that sidestep thing. So the turning is a bit annoying. When you're running around.

So for that reason, I can't really rate this game very highly on my rating scale.

I have to give this game a 3.2 out of 10. As you see, the movement in the game is extremely frustrating,

and I feel sick. From all this camera swaying. It's not exactly Assassin's Creed Shadows. If you want a Japanese-style game with ninjas, I think Assassin's Creed Shadows is just so much better in almost every single way. Number one, it's a more authentic ninja experience based and rooted in reality. This is more like a fantastical fantasy fictional ninja

experience. Experience with demons and monsters and silliness. So if you're looking for a more realistic reality experience,

then Assassin's Creed Shadow is probably the game to get instead of this. And with both the games coming in at the same price point, it's not really difficult

to decide which game to get depending on what kind of stylized ninja experience you'll be looking for. Now for that reason, I can't really highly recommend this game, and at £60 or your regional equivalent, can't really recommend this game too highly. And then you got these tougher enemies where you've got to use a bit more tactics and

dodging because they will block quite a lot, but they're not really that difficult. They're just very frustrating because they just keep blocking.

And you got this Blood Raven form which doesn't really seem to do much.

Oh God, it's 5 minutes now.

I've got to play this stupid game 5 minutes. This is instant refund. Fucking die!

Uh, oh God, I feel sick.

I don't even know what the story is.

I feel sick playing this. I cannot. I got to refund this.

He dead.

You dead.

Oh God, I actually feel nauseous. Why the hell did they put it on a move? Stop showing me fucking tips. Fucking tips every 10 seconds.

He dead.

He dead, he dead,

he dead,

he dead. All dead.

Oh, not another one. Yeah, okay, whatever. I'm not reading all this fucking bullshit.

Shit.

Wow, I got a big sword and a big willy.

Uh-huh, you dead.

He dead.

When are we getting off this damn train?

Where's my face? Oh, my bum.

Hmm. Yeah, yeah, come on,

come on, let me fucking move.

Jesus. Why won't it let me move?

Unskippable cutscene. This game's rubbish.

That is the dumbest looking— why has it got a massive dragon spine? This is Tokyo, you give me a break. Why is there a massive snake spine in the sky? Oh wait, that was just the intro.

I just reviewed the intro of the

game. Oh,

my face is back.

Okay, I'll play it a bit more, I guess.

Okay, start new video. So recently I've been playing brand new Ninja Gaiden 4, and as an avid fan, it's just kind of rubbish. So this is Tokyo, although it doesn't look like Tokyo. And then you got this stupid boss, and the graphics look really bad for some reason. What is this? What the hell is that? Why all

these Japanese names popping up on the screen? I don't care who the damn lead animator is. I don't care who the designer is. Don't care who the lead music composer is. Why is it telling me this stuff? And how am I supposed to kill this stupid flying thing? Oh, you're not. Am I supposed to run away?

Well, why didn't you tell me? Made me think I was supposed to fight it.

Why does he run like Sonic the

Hedgehog. Why are the graphics so bad? I don't get it.

Oh, come on, just let me play the game.

I think I regret buying this. Gonna refund it in 7 minutes.

Yeah, don't care, whatever.

So what is it, open world?

Yo, stop showing me tips. I don't care. Yeah, I know, jump up a wall, you gotta press A. How fucking stupid do you think I am? Imagine thinking I don't know how to jump up a wall and you gotta show me a tip how to do it. Everything you do in this game, they show you a stupid

tip. Look. Yeah, I don't care. I know you just jump here and you jump there and you jump there. I don't need a stupid tip to know how to do this. You have to be mentally stupidly retarded to not know that.

I hate games that think like you're really dumb and that you need tips on how to do every damn thing. We've been gaming for decades. If you can't figure it out, then you shouldn't be gaming.

Come on, I want to kill stuff. Kill the Dark Dragon's priestess and restore peace to the world once more.

No prophecy will change who we are. And where's Ryu Hayabusa? Am I not him? I'm some guy called Yakumo.

How do I sprint?

This path and head towards the confinement area. Why does it make me run so far before fighting anything? I mean, this is not fun.

This platforming is so dumb.

If this was someone's first game— I played games for first time when I was a kid. I never needed tooltips.

You're dead.

Made it into the cave. Well done.

This is like Elden Ring but not slow and clunky.

A Yakumo.

Hit it. Brutal.

Hit it.

Hit it.

He did.

Really? Is it where they've painted all over the walls? How nice of them to do that. The secret entrance marks with yellow paint everywhere.

Went. Made it to the gate. The target area is close by. Understood. Priestess should be held up ahead. Come on.

He dead.

He dead.

I like Battlefield more than this.

It's too easy.

Wow, big boobers. Look at boobs jiggling. Boobs. Oh, where's she gone? How do I do first person mode?

Show me the boobs.

Why don't they just bang?

Who cares about fighting?

Show me boobs.

You got— this is how you do it. You trick the camera into showing— why does she keep disappearing?

0 out of 10. Oh yeah,

boobs! We got the boob shot. Why does it disappear? No, that's as close as I can get. I think we got the boob shot.

Look at the little ribbon falling into the crevice.

She's too tall though, not up to my standards.

Upskirt. Uh, you stupid game developer, why did you make her disappear when I zoom in? Oh, a bed. Are they gonna bang?

What'd I do?

Oh, was that her prison cell?

I don't know what I'm supposed to do now.

Look

at her boobs.

How's the trade doing? I know, I haven't checked it.

Uh, do I go back this way?

Look at her boobs. Did he just touch her boobs? Yakumo.

Grand General of the Divine. He looks like a Gundam. What the fuck is that? He looks like a Gundam costume. I don't recognize you or your uniform. No, he looks like a Gundam. Why does he only have one arm?

Think again. Why is he white? Shouldn't they be Japanese at least?

He looks ridiculous. Look at his stupid outfit.

Why are her tits so big?

Why does she sound like, like a Pikachu or something?

Why is his beard pink?

Well, I'm him.

I understand if he dyed his hair pink, but did he dye his beard pink as well?

Yeah, whatever.

I thought I was gonna play as him.

Uh, I might play a tiny bit more.

Oh, just let me play the damn game.

It's just I don't understand why I can't make the graphics look good.

It's on max resolution.

Oh, maybe it's that.

Oh, oh, now it looks good.

Oh, it looks good now.

Maybe I'll enjoy it more.

I still don't really want to pay £60 for this. Understood.

What if I do

disable FSR?

Graphics

high.

Oh, it looks good now, but now it's really laggy.

Maybe I do medium.

Why do I have to click so many times?

I'll put medium.

It's still a bit laggy.

Again, 40 FPS. Nah, I can't do more than low.

Maybe I'll put the other resolution down to that.

Oops, I didn't save it. Oh, this setting thing's so annoying.

Oh, it's a bit better now. Oh no, I think I need to put graphics on low.

I need to get a new computer.

Whoops.

Come on, do some fighting.

No, I don't want to. Why every game got to have some stupid Shrine or terminal thing.

Yeah, I don't care.

Yeah, that's the dumbest thing ever.

No, the graphics are good now.

He dead.

He dead.

Hit that.

Stop showing me tips. Is that the La Vue from France?

I can't see anything.

Hit that. Hit it. Why am I lagging? You're dead.

Wait, how do I heal?

Am I dead? All right, I'm dead. I'm done. This game's shit.

Rubbish game.

Boring hack and slash garbage.

Ninja Guidance support, uh, not what I expected, refund,

submit,

submit, and then upload my video.

Good thing they don't ban you for refunds on Steam.

Um, do not buy Ninja Gaiden 4. Very disappointing. Dot dot dot.

My hands-on review and initial impressions of the new Ninja Gaiden 4 on PC. Gameplay, performance, technical review versus Xbox PS5 gameplay.

Put all the keywords in the description.

Next, monetization on. Why is monetization just not on by default? Also, why do I always have to enable it? And then submit a rating. Now for thumbnail, I go Canva.

I go, I go Canva. I go Google.

I do

Ninja Gaiden 4 cover art.

Go away, Gemini. I get the thumbnail and then I do

open image in new tab.

And then that image is too small. I need a bigger one.

Where's a big thumbnail?

I hate these small low-resolution ones.

Uh, this one. Image in Utah. Why is it so small? Fucking hell, I need a high-res image.

Okay, uh, save image. Why does this image look like some fan made it? Oh, maybe this one's better.

Oh, I forgot my tea.

Save image.

And then I do, hmm, this one, Battlefield. Delete that picture. Upload. Upload the download.

Put it in place. Do not buy. Move the text a little bit.

Done.

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Hard job being a YouTuber.

Check my day trade. I'm down £1.

I just, I don't see the point of that game. Yeah, it looks flashy and the animations are cool, but you're just spamming 2 buttons over and over again.

What, you think you're cool because you're spamming these 2 buttons that makes the character do cool spinny things? It's not like you're doing it because of your skill. You like, you press one button, it does a spinny thing.

Battlefield 6 is pure skill. Everything cool you do is because you had skill, not because you pressed a button and triggered an animation.

$10, I'll take it.

Market open in 1 hour, do some trading, and then I'd do Battlefield 6.

Today is easy.

Yeah, well, that Canva monthly subscription is not gonna pay for itself, is it?

And there's always a chance Gets 40K view banger like Silksong, pays me $150 Renos.

And that is how the rich stay rich.

Why'd you pay for Canva? Because you get magic AI, you get background remover, You get magic eraser,

very useful.

We're at 1 o'clock already, day's flying.

Crypto's tanking.

How's the stream going? Going so good. I'm not going to the doctor because I burp. Be like, hello doctor. I keep burping, please help me.

It's like going to the doctor cuz you cut your finger.

The only reason I go to the doctor is if I'm dying or something. Hello doctor, I keep shitting my panty. Please help me.

Are Japanese people annoying? Because when you say I caught a cold,風邪ひいた, they're like, oh,病院に行った? Did I go to the hospital? In Japanese, they don't have a word for doctor, so they just say病院, which means hospital, but I guess that could also mean doctors. I'm like, I'm not going to the fucking hospital because I caught a cold. I'm

just gonna stay in bed.

Japanese people go to the doctor for every damn thing. They get a little paper cut and they go to the doctor.

I remember getting triggered because a Japanese girlfriend asked me if I went to the病院. 病院。さ、病院行けないよ、バカ。

Should try real cigarettes. Yeah, but they're like £15 and you only get 20, so even if you only smoked one a day,

you got to spend like £15 a month. This lasted me months,

and then you just charge it up and it's good to go again. I mean, look how much it's only got I've used 2/3 of the liquid actually.

I got this 2 months ago.

Plus you can't smoke inside, can you?

I did quit. I quit for one day.

Cigarettes do look cooler, but the smell— I don't know. I mean, the smell gets everywhere on the clothes. I don't mind smelling like mango,

be like I'm wearing mango scent.

England football legend Stuart Pearce's son killed in tractor crash. How the fuck do you get killed by a tractor? They move like 10 miles per hour. Really, that Austin Powers scene with that really slow roller thing coming at the guy and he's like, nooooooo, and then he slowly gets crushed when he had like 20 minutes to get

out the way. Imagine getting killed by a tractor, the slowest moving vehicle in the world.

It's not like, oh my God, the tractor came out of nowhere 100 miles per hour. It was so funny driving country lanes with my mum, and then around the corner, massive tractor appears out of nowhere, and my mum's like, ah,

and I'm like, shut up. My mum just screams every time a car or vehicle Suddenly comes around the corner.

I was doing Amazon Flex and I stressed out. I was like, Shah, you stupid idiot.

I was doing country lane driving. My mum looked like she's gonna have a heart attack because I'm doing, I'm doing like 30 miles per hour and she's like, slow down, slow down.

She's terrified of country roads. I said, I want to go around. I was going to get a job at Cranbrook. I think it was Domino's Pizza. And Cranbrook is like down south of Maidstone, so through all the country lanes where there's no A20. And then she kept saying, oh, it's so— the roads are so dangerous. I used

to work at the egg farm. It's not dangerous, it's just country roads.

She said, your dad told me not to do that job because the roads were dangerous. It's not dangerous, you just stick to below 30, you're fine. Go around the corner slowly. You might have to back up if a car comes the other way.

I don't know how she's been driving for like 30 years. And she's also scared of driving on the motorway. We went on the motorway, she was doing like 50. I kept saying, Mum, you gotta speed up. You're gonna get fined if you do 50 on the motorway. They'll take your license away.

You can't do 50 on the motorway. You're gonna piss everyone off.

Although to be fair, she's been driving 30 years and she hasn't been pulled over by the police like I did or bashed up her car.

Yeah, I saw that article. Someone went onto the motorway the wrong way and I thought, how do you enter the slip road on the wrong side of the motorway when there's all these signs saying no entry?

What would you do if that was you? I'd be like, oh shit, and I'd just do a quick U-turn if it's clear. I'd just like go, whoosh, U-turn motorway, no one saw.

You know what my like fantasy is? I want to just stop on the motorway, get out the car, and lay on the ground. That'd be so funny.

Okay, video uploaded.

Check the video quality and sound quality. Don't care if it's bad, whatever.

I think I set everything up so there's no echo or anything.

Hello and welcome back to a new video. So recently I've been playing the brand new Ninja Gaiden 4, and as an avid fan of Ninja Gaiden and ninja games in general, I knew I just had to play this game. Unfortunately, so far I've been—

by this, I tried fiddling with the settings, but it seems to have just made the game crash. So another problem I have with the game is there's so much motion in the game, it kind of makes me feel a little bit motion sick. So with this level, you're on a moving train and it's moving very quickly. The

camera keeps zooming around and flying everywhere, and I know it's supposed to be a high-octane action game, but it just, it makes me feel dizzy and I've got a bit of a headache playing it already.

So what you do in this game is you run down these corridors or stages and you fight endless amounts of enemies with your sword. And I don't know why it keeps showing me tips like that, uh, they're really annoying and disruptive to the gameplay with these constant tooltips popping up like that.

Now, some of the finishing moves are very brutal, which are pretty cool if you like games like Mortal Kombat. But the controls of the game are kind of fiddly, with the platforming elements of the game really letting it down, unfortunately. Resolution to 90— really quite tickle the spot, if you know what I mean. Tickle my G-spot with

your big cock.

Wait, where's my thumbnail? Oh, I didn't post it. Thumbnail download. Oh, I didn't download the thumbnail. What?

Download and then upload.

Do not buy. Save.

Rubenstein, please stop being racist. That's my first warning.

We need migrant workers.

They are the backbone of the NHS and Uber Eats.

They are fundamental to the economy whether you like it or not.

Not enough people to do the work. It's your fault because you didn't make enough white babies, so shut up.

We need a Turkish barber and Indian restaurant on every street. That's how the rich stay rich.

Oh, I feel sick.

Spasm. Uninstall Ninja Gaiden.

I do not like hack and slash.

Boring.

Check my day train.

Oh,

I'm up £1.50. Nice.

Up £1, up 90 pence, targeting these equal highs.

Do do do do do do.

Making some money.

My armpit smells.

My armpit's all wet as well. I don't understand because I'm cold.

Beyond Meat? No, I'm not trading it. I only trade NASDAQ futures. I'm a futures trader.

Market open in 40 minutes.

Should I put £100 in Beyond Meat then?

View only. I can't buy Beyond Meat in CFDs.

I can't trade it. Damn, it gap filled.

What, like, um, like this? Is that the thesis?

Barrick Gold is doing nothing, stuck in a range consolidating.

Looks like a bull flag. Get back in Barrick Gold maybe.

Where'd I learn this new word? Because it's what traders say all the time. What's the thesis? Theo Pathetus.

Bitmine, they're nothing.

This is my trading thesis. We broke out above the range, retest the range, I go long targeting Echo has

easy money.

They're saying gold's going to be $6,000 per troy ounce next year, 40% upside.

That's the word on the street.

Uh, no, don't steal my viewership or I'll ban you.

I'm down 30 pence, 14 pence. We're gonna rip. I'm telling you,

yesterday's trading wasn't great.

I was right about the short, but I didn't take profit. But thank God I put the stop loss in because it ripped. Always have stop loss.

2 o'clock, we'll do 1 or 2 hours trading and then break, and then Battlefield 6 until dinner time, and then break. I'm getting a bit more confident now. I don't need to end the stream every 2 hours.

Well, Palladium's crashing.

Palladium down 6% today.

High-octane action. Ah.

Do you know what you're doing? Uh, yeah, we got this box. It broke out the box to the upside, creating support here. And we got this draw of liquidity here, equal highs. And then my stop loss is if it breaks below this range.

Battlefield 6 in about an hour. Or two.

Have I been to a casino? Yeah, I went to a casino in Malaysia and they wouldn't let me in. They said I had to have my ID because I didn't bring my passport with me to the casino. I left it in the hotel room. They wouldn't let me in. My sister and my bro-in-law just walked right in.

They didn't even check. And then they— when I tried to walk in, like 4 security guards jumped up and like, whoa,

where's your ID? I thought I only look underage in the UK, but Apparently not. So I went around another entrance and they let me in. I said, I've got my driver's license. They're like, no, you need your passport. Why? It's the same fucking thing, idiot.

I can't believe they think I'm under 18. It's insane. I'm 30 fucking 6. Well, at the time I was 30. It was 2022.

So I was 33.

I can't believe my own Malaysians think they don't know that I'm actually over 30.

I don't look that young. What are you talking about?

I look at least 18, don't I? I think I look like a 16-year-old school kid.

Oh.

Putting bodily noises in your low effort video isn't quirky or funny, man.

Not trying to be funny, just can't be bothered holding it in for 10 minutes thinking it would actually make a

difference. Imagine thinking I'm doing the sounds like the burps and stuff to be funny.

I'm doing it cuz that's what my body wants to do, and I'm not going to stop it cuz it makes me feel uncomfortable.

It's like holding in a fart.

Why would I hold it in when I just let it rip and feel good and I get a nice smell?

Oh yeah, you sussed me out. I was burping because I think it's funny. No, I'm burping because I need to burp because I've got gas in my stomach, fucking moron.

And I don't give a shit about holding it in or editing it. Imagine thinking I'm going to edit it out, as if I give a shit. Just post it as is.

Oh, I care so much about what the viewers think. Not.

Yeah, I can't believe Beyond Meat was like over $200 at the time.

Go, all these stocks are a waste of time, aren't they? Chipotle, Starbucks. Where's Starbucks now?

I remember people buying PayPal and Starbucks back in 2022.

Starbucks is down 17%. Jesus.

What else did I have? I had, uh, Walgreens Boots because Jeremy kept going on about it. I learned never listen to stupid idiot Jeremy. PayPal.

Yeah, I traded some PayPal.

I think I made some money off it. Damn, look at PayPal, it's down 60% over 5 years.

PayPal's down from like $300 to $70.

Pain pal, pain pal reactivated.

What the other ones? DocuSign, Teladoc.

AbbVie actually did really well. I was in AbbVie for a bit.

AbbVie was one of my first wins. I remember I was up £100 and I was like, oh my God, Mila, look! She was like, wow, that's really good. Shut up.

As if you would know anything about it.

Bitmine really flat. Gold tanking. Wow, look at gold. Good thing I sold my gold.

Gold getting wrecked. Whoa, double top! Damn, gold tanked.

Might buy more. I sold half my gold at 4202.

It then ripped to 4392 and then tanked and then ripped, and that's tanking again.

Today's Tuesday, and it

Dante commenting

on my new videos, pretending like I didn't rage ban him.

That's what you get.

What filter? It's the same filter as always. But yeah, I see what you mean. I do look pretty good today.

I've got my side light, I've got my front light from this monitor.

Will I unban him? Only if he admits That I know what sitting on cash means.

He accused me of not knowing what sitting on cash means,

as if he thinks I've been investing for 5 years and I've never heard of the phrase before.

Rude.

Come on, do something.

All right.

Down one pound.

Ah, ah,

ah.

Trading can be so boring.

Ah.

I don't understand why I have to have the Chrome browser at the front of the screen just to have it actually move.

Otherwise it freezes.

Oh no, it's tanking.

Oh no.

Oh no, oh no,

oh dear.

If it cracks this, then we're free falling

into

the abyss.

Oh dear,

surely it's gonna bounce here. Oh no, oh no, I'm down £3.

It's not looking good.

My thesis.

1-minute candle.

It's looking like a cascade.

Oh dear God. I'm gonna lose £10.

I don't get it. I mean, it broke out of the range. Why didn't this hold as support?

BYD, put £100 in BYD.

Light strategy is not doing anything.

Down 7% on Light Strategy. It's all your fault.

I'm down £8 on the ISA today.

Come on, rip! 18 minutes to open.

So where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning from? Where everyone tuning in from? Oh, I've got a headache.

Remember AJ getting mad because I had a Beyond Burger

and she was like, it's not real meat. Yeah, that's the whole point. It's better than real meat. It's Beyond Meat. Haha.

ROG Xbox Ally review. Where'd you even buy it from? ROG Xbox Ally X.

It's— oh, it is on Amazon.

£500.

Nah, I don't care about handhelds anymore.

Da da da, da da da.

Come on, rip! 15 minutes left.

I don't know what that is. That's a long. Why did I long there?

Oh, that was the long I put, um, 2 weeks ago at the all-time highs beyond the spike.

Whoa, it's ripping!

Pit mine's doing nothing.

Inverse head and shoulders.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from?

We got a higher low,

looking good

today. We're ripping

every day, ripping.

£86, nice.

Just open the damn market. Oh my God, bored.

I mean, it doesn't bode well.

That it broke back into the range instead of bouncing off it.

No, I didn't start at 800 and I'm at 782 now. I started at like— must have been like 1,200.

If it tanks, it'll probably bounce here, wouldn't it?

BYND. Damn, it's ripping.

Yeah, but I can't trade it. I have to buy shares.

It's up 31%. Jesus.

Beyond Meat. Oh,

I'll buy £100 of it.

I'm in. I've got £100 BYAD.

Oh shit, I bought BYD, not BYND.

Whatever. Oh, I lost £2 because you idiots now.

Tankin'. Well, I bought,

I bought about there.

Can you see that?

I bought at that blue line.

Oh God, my lungs not looking good. Down £5.

8 minutes market open.

Plugging my battery.

I'm down £1.60 on Beyond Meat.

7 minutes. Come on, open market.

Oh God, oh, I'm gonna get stopped out.

Ah.

Oh, you people are stupid. You don't have to pay taxes on the gains if you have losses more than the gains. Obviously I'm not making more than I'm losing, am I? So why would I have to pay taxes on it?

The losses offset the gains.

Also, I haven't taken any money out of the trading account because I haven't made any money.

So how can I have made profits if I put in £1,000 and there's not even £1,000 in it anymore? Talking rubbish.

If I put in £1,000 and it said £1,500 and I took it out, then yeah, I made £500 profit, didn't I?

Stop assuming that the way it works in America is the way it works here.

We ripping.

Oh shit, Beyond Meat tanking.

I'm down £5 on Beyond Meat. This is all your guys' fault, fucking idiots.

4 minutes.

I need another monitor.

I really wish I brought that monitor from my mum's house.

Well, I was thinking I was gonna not— I thought I was gonna move back at my mum's, that's why I didn't bring anything.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I wonder how much of my house— do you think I could fit everything in my house into my car apart from the bed and sofa? I reckon I could. That'd be a fun stream, like car Tetris.

Not subject to capital gain tax. So I don't have to pay capital gain tax on CFDs?

Well, you just said that means gains or losses are not subject to capital gains tax for CFDs.

Well, then what's the problem?

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

2 minutes left.

Uh, whatever, then I'll just like— I'll add £500 to my earnings.

Well, when I report my earnings, I'll just add £500 on top of what I've calculated to cover the CFDs.

I mean, they're only mad if you underreport, so I'll just overreport and then I'll be safe. I'll just overreport my earnings by £1,000.

That should cover me.

They only get mad if you underreport on purpose to pay less tax. I'm sure they'll be more than happy if you overreport and voluntarily pay more tax. They'll be like, oh wow, thank you, very magnanimous.

But you end up paying more. Oh no, extra 2 pence. As if I care.

How much extra tax you have to pay by making an extra £5,000 or £1,000?

Market open, 5 seconds. Uh, Beyond Meat tanking. You guys are stupid. Why did you tell me to buy this? Fucking idiots.

Market ripping. I'm up 20 pence.

I'm up 1 pence.

Fuck, tanking. It's open.

Beyond Meat tanking. Oh my God, never listening to you guys again.

Bitcoin tanking. Oh God,

oh God.

I'm down £15 on Beyond Meat, you fucks.

You better PayPal me some money.

Oh God, I'm down £5.

Oh Jesus, I'm down £6. No, not my stop loss.

Oh no,

no,

gold

tanking.

Why does it zoom out when I change the chart? Just stay like that. Oh God,

I shouldn't have traded against the trend.

Oh no, I'm gonna get stopped out.

Fuck.

Oh God, no.

Beyond Meat ripping.

That's my stop loss. Beyond me. Ripping.

I told you,

didn't I tell you?

I'm still down £1.70.

Look, this is now the resistance where I bought.

Whoa, whoa, market, what are you doing?

Da da da da da da.

Come on, it's down 6% since I bought it.

Market's gonna rip. Look at it go.

Solid bounce off the bottom of this range.

Silver. I don't know.

Already got gold.

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

Market's so flat.

It's not doing anything.

It's right in the middle of that box.

Come on.

At least I'm not stopped out.

Uh,

nothing's happening.

Oh, looking good. Rip it. Rip,

rip, ripping.

I don't know why hair grows around the nipple.

Why? What's the point? To keep them warmer?

Because the 4 hairs around it are really gonna keep it warm. Oh God, looking bad.

Oh no, it's not looking good.

Come on, Beyond, mate.

Oh God, I'm gonna get stopped out. Oh no,

oh no.

Move stop loss.

I'm gonna get stopped out.

I'm down £8. Oh no, no,

I got Beyond Meat around that blue line.

I'm gonna get stopped out. Oh fuck.

Uh, I'm out. £10.80 loss. I got stopped out.

Go short, all in. I'm short here.

I'm up 6 pence.

Give me back my £10.

Take profit there.

Beyond Meat tanking. No.

It's tanking. I'm up £1.

Don't fight the trend.

Oh my God, now it's ripping.

Oh, are you kidding me?

It stopped me out there and now it ripped back up.

You got stop hunted.

Uh.

No.

Oh shit, look at Bill, mate.

I'm up 50 pence.

First 15-minute candle put in.

We're going down. I'm up £1.50.

Gold tanking.

Oh my God.

950 macro in 3 minutes.

Beyond

Meat ripping,

gold tanking, bit mine tanking.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from?

We want to close below this range for the 950 macro shorts.

In play.

Come on, tank, give me back my £10.

Why go all the way to Mecha Bingo when I can just do it here?

Like, if you're saying this is gambling, just go to casino. Why would I go to casino if it's gambling? I'll just do it here.

Makes no sense.

We're tanking.

Oh, this is so tanking.

I'm up £2.

Oh, I'm up £2,

up £2.30.

It's not more entertaining, it's boring. You think I like bingo? I'm not 80-year-old pensioner, am I? Slots, bingo. I mean, I kind of like roulette. Roulette's fun.

950 macro in 10 seconds. I just play roulette online if I really wanted to play roulette.

Oh God, ripping. I lost all my gains.

There's no way it just randomly rips there. Off of what? There's no support. The next support would be there, wouldn't it?

Which is where I'd exit the long.

No, you're not allowed to gamble on Kick unless it's Stake.com. I mean, they don't want you to advertise their competitors, do they?

Oh God, beyond me. Gold's tanking. Good thing I sold it.

Double top,

could pull back to that at 4,000,

buy more there.

No, this is stocks and crypto. What, you think they'd have a stocks and crypto category if you're not allowed to do stocks and crypto?

Oh God, why

is it not tanking? We're just recess— retesting this box and then we're going back down. We're just grabbing more liquidity.

Oh God, Beyond Meat, I'm down £15.

Stocks and Shares ISA down £70 today.

I wouldn't have lost the £10 if I didn't get stopped out.

I got stopped out my long, £10 loss, and then I went short and now I'm down £2.

If it were it, I better put a stop loss on this too. I'll lose another £10.

Lost £10 going long, lost £10 going short. That's how the rich stay rich.

Why would it bounce there?

In the middle of nowhere

would make no sense.

Come on, go down.

It's tanking.

We're tanking. I told you I'm up 60 pence,

but you didn't listen, did you?

Because you're a stupid Stupid idiot. Oh, £1.30

in the 950 macro.

We're going down.

Tanken.

Tankin'.

Are we a tankin'?

My thesis,

like that.

Whoa,

a tanking!

Yeah, I got my £60 back. Send it back to myself.

Up £2.60.

I need £8 to make back my loss.

Bitmain a tanking, gold a tanking.

Oh, come on. Who the fuck is buying there? Who thinks, oh, this is a good place to buy?

Oh, are you joking?

Up 70 pence.

Up £1.

But who I

Oh, tanking.

He dead. You dead. He dead.

Here we go. Beyond

me, tanking. Gold tanking.

Gold not looking good.

Up £3.

Might

get some crisps.

Is it a tankin'? Tankin', tankin', tankin', tankin'. Grab some popcorn, watch the show.

Why do I open the packet like that? Because I don't want to put my hand in the packet and it makes my hand dirty.

It's easier to see what you're taking out.

It actually makes it more enjoyable to eat.

I don't want to be like, ooh, got to put my hand in like I'm putting it up a cow's backside.

Beyond me.

Moving a little bit.

It seems to just be doing what the market's doing.

So if it rips, market's going to rip.

If market tanks, I think it's going to tank as well. So if market rips, I make money on my Beyond Meat. If it tanks, I make money on my short. Can't lose.

Gold tanking.

Bitmine's boring now. I should have sold when it was there.

God, it's so boring today. I'm not doing anything.

I mean, it's obviously gonna do that, isn't it? Unless it's gonna rip from here and then go—

who keeps buying? Stop buying. Ja,

danke.

Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da da da.

Mm mm mm mm mm.

Come on, do something.

I want to play Battlefield 6.

Are we tanking now?

Add more shorts.

Tanking. Maybe I'll go long here since it keeps trying to go up again.

I don't understand why it keeps bouncing there. What, off of this?

What is it even bouncing? It's not bouncing off anything.

My— I have a Strepsil.

Is Strepsil good for coughs?

Ask AI.

It says Strepsils can be effective for relieving coughs. Oh, I thought it's just for sore throats.

Helps lubricate the throat.

I just want something to suck on.

God, this is boring.

I've got honey and lemon.

How about a willy? Maybe if it's coated in honey and lemon.

No, I'm not curious about Will, really.

Okay, we're tanking now.

That was the final buying.

I rub frankfurter sausage all over Bobby to make it smell like a real meat

Oh God, this is— do something for fuck's sake. Fucking boring market.

Why is it just flat?

Oh my God.

Nothing wrong with criticizing someone for crying and then crying yourself. It doesn't make the criticism invalid. It's like if I criticize Hitler for killing 100 million people and then I killed 100 million people, does it make Hitler free from criticism just because I did it?

No.

So you're saying it's okay for Hitler to kill 100 million people if I did too?

2 wrongs don't make a right,

and 2 rights don't make a wrong.

It's not looking very good for the short, is it? Maybe I'll go long again. Can't lose.

I'm long.

Long and short at the same place. Can't lose.

Losing on both of them. The market's just going to be in between my long and in between my short. It's going to be like, fuck you, you're losing both of them. And then it just hovers in between there.

Beyond me tanking.

Up 50 pence.

Whoa, tank— I mean, ripping.

Let's see, that's why you go long and short at the same time. You can't lose.

Gold tanking.

Hmm,

might take my £1 profit.

I

might get out of this short. I'll keep the long.

I lost £12 so far.

I think we're ripping

up £1.20.

My take profit up here, £10 back.

Put my take profit and make £10 back.

Up £2.

Total loss, gain today? Total loss, £12,

but I'm up £2.

Oh shit, Beyond Meat. I'm down £20 on Beyond Meat.

My thesis, we, um, swept to liquidity here. Now we're going back up,

finish liquidity sweep. So you got PO3 accumulation manipulation real move, we go back up.

Can't short this market.

Beyond Meat tanking.

I'm down 20% on Beyond Meat.

嗯。

Up £2.70.

Right, take profit £2.40. That means total loss £10 today.

I think, I think I'd rather have Xbox Ally than iPhone.

Tankin'. Caught it.

Lost £10.

Lost £10, made £2.

Might

go short here.

0.15 units,

tight stop loss,

£1.60 stop loss—

no, £5 stop loss,

tight take profit.

Tanken,

wir tanken.

I take profit £1. I take £2.

Take profit £1. I make back what I lost.

So how much? Oh fuck, it's tanking. I shouldn't have done that.

Tanking. Go short 0.10 units.

So today I

lost, lost £10.80.

Lost £1.72,

but then I made £2.13, and then I made £1.04.

Total loss £9.37,

plus £20 loss Beyond Meat.

No, I didn't say 170. I didn't say that at all. Not even close.

I think you're deaf.

I said lost £10.70, £10.82, lost £2 something.

I lost £20 on Beyond Meat.

Beyond Meat's tanking.

Gold's tanking.

Up 46 pence.

We're tanking.

Tankin', I told you.

£7 take profit zone.

Up 80 pence.

It's gonna go blue, I'm telling you.

God, this area is so annoying.

It just won't break this thing.

It keeps bouncing there.

Just fucking break it. It's been 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

How is it so strong there?

Ah, really annoying day.

Might just take profit if it keeps, keeps bouncing up and down.

See.

We could have taken 50 pence like 5 times now.

Come on. Uh.

Tank in,

tank in,

and bouncing.

Oh God, what

are you

doing?

Oh, for fuck's sake.

This is such annoying price action.

No, I knew I should have taken that £2 now.

Ah, give me my 50 pence. I'm not fucking around with this all day.

Minus 50 pence. I mean, plus 50 pence.

Whoops. 937 plus 0.5. That means I lost £8.80 today.

Oh, good thing I sold it.

I wish I could move this box out of the way. I can't see it.

Oops. Sell.

0.10 units.

I'm not buying anything, I'm just trying to recover my account.

It's not like I'm taking out 50p to go spend it at the candy shop.

Okay, I'm short again, 0.10 units.

I'm slowly getting back my £10 I lost. Penny by

penny. Total loss is £8.87 today.

Well, gold tanked.

God, today's been so boring. Look at this.

Uh, why won't it tank?

Now I'm down £1.40.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

What reason do I think it will tank? I don't know, why not? What reason for it to keep going up?

Doesn't need a reason.

He'll just do whatever he wants.

It's like saying, what reason will the sun go down tonight? Goes up, comes down, goes up, comes down.

It's not gambling, it's a managed risk.

Okay, look, it will come down now. It will go down and up and down and up. Look at fucking retard.

Stupid dumb market.

Watch it come down, and then it'll go up, and then it'll go down, and then it'll go.

What a stupid market.

And then it go down, and then it go up, and then it go down, and then it go up.

Uh,

is it worth your time to make and lose £1? Yeah, because if I stream 10 hours, I'd make £10.

Gotta do something.

It's a day trading masterclass, guys.

Buy my course. Oh, that's going up.

And then it go up, and then it go down, and then it go up, and then it go down.

And now it go down, and now we go up. Go long, 10 units long. I mean, take profit £2.

Well, I went long and then it went down.

Oh yeah, you little bitch. I'll go long again then. Fuck you. 0.05 units.

Now what are you gonna do, you little bitch?

Up 13 pence.

Look, now it's just going to stay still.

It is, it's just staying still now.

You fucking bitch.

Give me

my 15p.

I'll take my 20p, thank you very much. 20p profit.

I'm down £8.60.

Whoa, tanking!

Whoa!

It's spasming,

and then it go down, and then it go up,

and then do nothing.

Day,

and

then it get down.

Go short, 0.5 units. I'll go short here.

Give me my 15p.

20p take profit.

Imagine Mida watching this thing. Wow, 5 years later, Daniel must be so good at trading now.

5 years later,

making 20p.

Oh, it's so sad. It's funny. 20p, take 28 pence, take it off the calculator.

I lost £8.39 now.

And then it go up, and then it go down, and then it go up.

There's no fees. What are you talking about? I just made 28p

and then it go down.

Now it go down.

Now it go up.

And then it go down. And then it go up.

Imagine traveling trader doing this.

Imagine traveling trader seeing this. He'd be like, dude, what are you doing?

I'm trying to do a trade the whole fucking day. It's just meet, meet, meet, meet, meet, meet like a fucking retard.

You either quit trading because you don't want to lose any more money, or you keep doing it and it's Drives you insane.

Didn't it go down?

Yes. What is it doing?

Now I got short 0.05 units,

take profit of, um, 20p.

Beyond me. Did nothing.

Go long, 0.10 units.

Can't lose. Long at the top, short at

the bottom.

Whoa, whoa!

Ripping,

ripping.

45p, that's mine.

I'm making back all my losses.

I'm 0.15 short. 0.10 long,

and didn't it go down? Go short 0.3 units.

I'm not losing money.

Because if it goes up, I wouldn't lose the money that I would have lost if I wasn't long. The long will negate the short.

I'd take profit there at 12 pence.

Tankin'. 12 pence, come on! You nearly tapped it. Oh, come on, look!

Oh, oh!

Give me my 12 pence.

And then it go up, and then it go down, and then it go down, and then it go down, then it go up, and then it go up.

And then they go up, and then they go up, and then they go down, and they go up, and then they go up,

and then they go up, and they go up,

and then they go up.

And then it go down,

and then it go down,

and then it go up, and then it go down, and then it go up, and then it go down, and then it go up, and then it go...

Oh,

go long 0.07 units

at the top.

And then it go down.

And then it go up.

And then it go down.

And then it go down,

and then it go up, and then it go up. 10 pence take profit.

I'm down £7.80.

And then it go up.

Go along 0.10 units,

and then it go up,

and then it go up, and then it go up,

and then it go up,

up, up, up,

and then they go up.

And then it go down, and then it go up,

and then it go down, and then it go up.

Look how many trades I have.

Look how many trades I got open.

Come on, 60 pence,

and then go up,

and then it go down.

Loss. Whoa, 65 pence take profit triggered. I've now lost £7 today. Making back my money. And then I got short here,

uh, 0.007 units.

I didn't lose £2.50 on the short. I haven't closed it out. It doesn't count.

Then go down.

And then it go down.

You'll trace the light support and resistance lines.

Yeah, well, this is high-frequency trading. Wouldn't expect you to know much about it. Oh fuck, it's ripping!

Wait, where's my long? Is it there? It's up £2.40.

Oh shit, it's ripping!

And then it got up.

Didn't it go down?

Wait, what's that? Uh, my short's down £5, but I didn't close it yet. Going for these highs. Maybe I make it higher.

And didn't it go down?

And then it go down,

then it go up, go long 0.10 units.

I take profit there, £1 profit.

And then it go down.

I actually don't know what I want it to do now. I've got so many open longs and shorts.

Take profit £2.30, I think. Well, I'll put a stop loss for £2.26.

I didn't do nothing.