[2018-06-22] My wife thinks I’m cheating on her... [xqzLvmeMlaU]

Hey, so the other day I was sitting on the

bed over there and I was chatting to this

woman on the internet. And in front of me,

my wife was sitting on the floor. And then

just suddenly out of the blue, she did

this flying backwards jumping leap and she

landed right next to me and she saw what I

was doing on my phone. And I really wasn't

expecting it. I couldn't shut down the app

that I was using before she could see the

screen. And she saw me chatting to this

woman and I had to tell her who I was

chatting to and what I was chatting about.

And she asked me loads of questions. She

said, She asked me if I was chatting to a

Japanese woman. She asked what we were

chatting about. She asked if we were

talking about sleeping together, if we

were talking about sexual things. And I

said no, no, and no. And yes, I was

chatting to a Japanese woman. I told her

that it was someone who knows my YouTube

channel, and she got really angry, really

upset, and she accused me of cheating.

Can you believe it? She didn't believe me

that I I wasn't cheating. Me, the most

believable person in the world, on

YouTube, on the internet. And she said

something like, I don't chat to other men.

I only have eyes for you. I only think

about you. Which isn't true. She does chat

to other men. I've seen her get

notifications on her phone from Facebook

from other guys, and I don't say anything

about it because I respect her privacy.

And I don't— I don't grill her about it.

I don't ask her questions about who she's

chatting to, about what she's chatting

about. I don't ask her to show me those

conversations. She asked me to show her

the conversation that I was having with

that woman, and I said no, because I

believe that I deserve some kind, some

level of privacy. I think she should

respect my privacy to some degree, and I

should be allowed to not have to show her

every single thing, and I should be

allowed to keep some secrets. I don't

think that there's anything wrong with

that. Some people say that if you're in a

relationship with someone, you have to be

100% honest about everything, and I don't

think that's a good idea. I don't think

that's healthy. I think that's a bad idea.

Also, I think it's a little bit

controlling, a little bit excessive that

I'm not allowed to chat to women now on

the internet, otherwise she's going to

accuse me of cheating on her. So she had

this big tantrum and she was really upset

and she shouted at me and she, she started

crying as well. And she accused me of

cheating on her and she wanted to know if

I was cheating on her. And I said no, I

wasn't cheating on her because I wasn't.

And she even talked about— she even

mentioned breaking up And I said, do you

want me to leave then? And I started to

pack my bag, and then she stopped me from

packing my bag. She asked me not to leave,

and I just— I stopped packing and I just

went to bed. I lied down on the bed, I

turned off the light, and then she came to

the bed and we went to sleep. And the next

day came and it was like nothing happened.

It was— it was kind of strange. I kind of

got mixed messages from the whole

conversation, the whole exchange. It's

like she kind of wants to break up with me

because she's not happy about Things like

the YouTube thing, and she suspects me of

cheating. But then when I try to leave,

she stops me from leaving, so she doesn't

want me to go. Maybe it's because she

feels lonely and she feels too sad to

actually let me go. Make up your mind,

woman! Anyway, so the next day came and

everything was back to normal just after a

night's sleep. She wasn't angry or upset.

We had a nice weekend. I mean, a nice

Saturday or Sunday. I can't remember which

day it was, but we had a nice day

together. And then the next day she was

supposed to go to work, but the earthquake

happened. You know, the big magnitude 6

earthquake that happened a few days ago

that happened and all the trains stopped

and she couldn't go to work. So we had to

spend a second day together, which was

a bit stressful for me. I feel a bit

stressed out when we have to spend so much

time together every day, all day long.

And I wanted some alone time just so I

could be alone. So I went to the park and

I spent about 4 hours in the park. I

didn't come home until about half past 12

midnight. That's why my earthquake video

was taken outside in the dark. I was at

the park. And she sent me a message saying

that she's been watching my Q&A livestream

video when I talked about open

relationships, and she was a bit upset

about that. She said that she wasn't

interested in having an open relationship.

She asked me if I wanted to have an open

relationship. And then she said that the

reason why she married me in the first

place was because she wanted to be in an

exclusive, monogamous relationship with me

without any other people. She said that's

the whole point of getting married, and if

I didn't understand that, then, then

things aren't going to work out. So I said

to her, honestly speaking,

I do want to sleep with other women. I

would like to sleep with other women if

you gave me permission. But I know that

that would upset you, so that's why I

don't sleep with other women. And she

said, I don't think you are cheating.

I don't think you're sleeping with other

women. And I said, thanks. And then I went

back to the apartment, and that was the

end of that conversation. And we never

spoke about it again. Well, we haven't

spoken about it yet. I'm not sure if we're

going to speak about it again. There's not

really much else to be said. About the

matter. She started explaining to me that

women, when women feel mentally and

physically satisfied with the guy that

they are in love with, then that's the

only guy that they want. They're not

interested in other guys. They lose

interest in other guys, and they're only

interested in the guy that they're into,

and they want the guy that they're into to

be only into them. And she said that she

understands that men, men might be a bit

different, and men are different. We're

built differently. We're physically

different. Biologically different. For a

man, we always have this built-in urge,

like this natural instinct to want to

spread the seed. And I think most

men are like this. If most men had the

opportunity or permission from their

partners to sleep with other women, and

their partner said, sure, it's fine, you

can go and sleep with as many women as you

want to, I think a lot of men would just

go and sleep with other women if they were

allowed to. But for a woman, it's

different because you don't have seed to

spread. The seed is spread into you. You

don't do any spreading. If you think about

what is the purpose of life, the purpose

of life is to find food and shelter so you

can survive long enough to be able to pass

on your DNA and to ensure the,

the survival of your species. And for a

man and a woman, the way that you spread

your DNA is completely different. For a

woman, you receive the seed and then you

produce offspring that can pass, that can

continue your DNA, can continue your

genes. But for a man, um, we have

unlimited seed, and the more of it we

spread, the higher chances there are of

our genes and DNA being passed on.

So it would make sense to spread it as

much as possible. That's the problem with

men and women. We're built differently.

We want different things. A woman wants a

man to focus on her, to provide for her,

to support her. Because when a woman

becomes pregnant, it's very difficult for

her to provide and support and look after

herself. She needs outside help from a man

who's going to be loyal and stick around

with her. But a man wants different

things. A man wants to spread his seed so

he has a higher chance of fertilizing

something. So what a man wants and what a

woman wants It doesn't really match up. I

don't know if I would feel comfortable

having an open relationship because I've

never tried it before. If I think about

it, I don't think I would be happy if I

knew my wife was sleeping with other men.

That would be kind of strange. I suppose

in an ideal dream world, fantasyland, I

would be able to sleep with anyone I

wanted to and she would only be able to

sleep with me. But that's, that's not

realistic. That's kind of selfish and

never gonna happen, so dream on, Daniel.

Some people might be thinking, why would

you want to sleep with other women when

you have a wife? Don't you love your wife?

And, um, just by sleeping with other women

doesn't mean that I would love my wife any

less. For example, if your favorite ice

cream flavor is chocolate, just because

you eat— you might eat a vanilla ice cream

or strawberry ice cream, it doesn't make

you love chocolate ice cream any less. I

made a choice. I had a choice to make and

I made it. My choice was I could have

stayed single and I could have slept

around And I could have continued

spreading my seed, or I could stay with my

wife, try and make her happy, and try and

be loyal to her. And that's what I chose

to do, and that's what I'm— I guess that's

what I have to do. That's the bed that

I've chosen. Now I have my bed, I must lie

in it. Hey,

and welcome to my first game review.

Today we're going to be playing Alto's

Odyssey. It's a very interesting game, I

think. It's the sequel, the sequel to

another game called Alto's Adventure. And

the main difference between this game and

the previous game is instead of snow,

there's sand. There's also a few new

tricks like wall riding, and there's hot

air balloons that you can bounce off, and

there's tornadoes that can propel you into

the air. So, um, let's have a look at the

workshop. You get items which help you.

They all do different things. There's also

other characters that you can choose.

I've unlocked 2 of them. And there's level

31, level 41, level 51 characters that you

can also unlock later on. My favorite one

is Maya because you can do backflips

faster. So let's just get into the game

and I'll show you what it's like. So this

is what the game looks like. Let's see if

there's sound. I'm not sure if there's

sound. Okay, we have sound.

So this is what the game is. It's a

side-scrolling snowboarding game. It's

like an endless runner. You have to jump

over the rocks, collect coins to buy

stuff, and if you hold the screen whilst

jumping, you can do a backflip like this.

And I really like it. It has nice music,

it's very relaxing, the art style is

really cool. And that is a notification

from my YouTube channel. What? Wait, what

the fuck? What do you mean what the fuck?

Stop interrupting my, my game review,

person who just commented. Anyway.

So this is what you do in the game. You do

backflips, you collect coins, you get a

high score which is at the top right of

the screen, and it's very nice.

It's very relaxing. I can play this for

hours and hours, and I did. I played this

for hours and hours on the airplane

without getting a headache. Usually games

give me a headache, but this one relaxes

me.

And there's weather effects. The sun goes

up and goes down and the lighting changes,

which looks very pretty.

And the more tricks you do, the longer

your scarf gets, you see, and then you get

a speed boost which makes you go faster.

You can also get wingsuits. Oh, and

there's this llama thing that chases you,

and you have to stay ahead of it,

otherwise it knocks you off your

snowboard. And this is the wall riding.

See, you can jump there and then you

bounce off the balloon, and you can combo

tricks, link them up to get extra points.

And here's the wingsuit. You see that left

icon? If you tap that, you can actually

fly, but it doesn't last very long.

The more tricks you do, it boosts up the

wingsuit so you can fly for longer.

And the goal of the game is just get as

far as you can. Without falling over.

That was a bit weird. He just completely

defied gravity. Oh, and we fell down into

a gaping chasm and died. So that was

Alto's Odyssey. It's one of my favorite

games on my iPhone, and I think

you should check it out. It costs a few

pounds on the App Store. It's not out on

Android yet, but it will be in a few

months' time. Yeah, I rate it 7 out of 10.

Very fun game.