Live Stream In JAPAN - Night Life

Hey, I'm back.

I retitled it to livestream nightlife.

Maybe there's going to be more people just

time.

So many

people here.

What time is it? It's half past 8.

You can't

tag livestreams when you do it from your

phone. There's, there's no tag option.

Too many

people.

Is anyone there? I just lost connection

It was really laggy just now, then I lost

connection. I have no idea

why the connection's so bad. I paid good

money for this pocket Wi-Fi. It said it

had 75 megabits upload, but it's rubbish.

This Isn't it? I'm not very impressed.

I'm paying about £60 a month for this

pocket Wi-Fi.

I'm not really sure what to do.

I'm going

to H&M.

I don't know if I can film inside H&M

though. They might get angry. I'll have to

do some low-key filming.

Isn't H&M really expensive though?

Let's go down here instead.

Did anyone else see the food? Looked

tasty, didn't it? What's going on here?

Copyright strike.

Found it.

I'm Daniel!

We just lost connection again.

The terrible music made the connection

die. We're back, we're back, we're back.

Okay, yeah, we'll see.

Overweight foreigners everywhere.

I've had short hair before. I look like an

idiot. Just look at my videos from last

year, you'll see me with short hair. It

doesn't suit me at all, trust me.

Where are we going?

I should dye my hair. If I dyed my hair,

what color should I dye it? How about

red-orange? If I

try dyeing it, it'll just go orange

because it's completely black.

I think this is a dead end.

Purple? I don't want to dye it purple.

Where are we going? I don't think

there's anything here.

I think we have to make an awkward U-turn.

Okay, awkward U-turn. There's nothing

here. I hate

Why are there just random people standing

around doing nothing?

You know the haircuts where you shave the

sides of your head really short and let

the top grow out? Yeah, I hate those

haircuts. It looks like the North Korean

guy when, when you shave all the sides

really shortly and then you have the long

hair on the top. It looks horrible. But

that kind of hairstyle is really popular

in countries like Hong Kong or Taiwan. It

looks ridiculous. It's like something died

on the top of their head.

うえ、よろんか。ああ、大丈夫ですよ。 But

I think the whole point of that haircut is

to make your face look longer, because

Asian people usually have really round

faces. So if you shave the sides and have

it long on top, I guess it gives off that

illusion that your face is longer than it

actually is. That's what I think.

What's it like being a foreigner in

disguise? It's nice. If you're really

white, then you, you stand out a lot, and

I don't really like standing out. I like

blending in. That's why it's nice to look

Asian when you're in Japan. People don't

suspect I'm a foreigner here until I start

to I think we need to leave

that busy area. It's kind of tiring.

Dun dun dun donkey donkey.

I heard that if you're white, people just

stare at you, and young kids.

Try and take photos with you because

they've never seen a white person before.

And if you're black, it's even worse.

People just stare at you, apparently.

Okay, I'm back. That was

really busy. There were so many people

there. It felt like it was a different

country. It felt a bit like Taiwan or

China. It didn't feel like Japan. I don't

like those crowded areas. It gives me a

headache. I get really stressed out when

there's a lot of people around. I like

these areas where it's nice and quiet.

I can't extend my phone now because it's

charging. If I have my bag

on my front— You know,

times like this when you're in a really

cool place like this, it sucks to be

alone. What's the point in being in a

really nice place like this when you're

alone? This is the kind of place

you want to be with your girlfriend like

these people. Look, that's how you're

supposed to do it. You're supposed to come

here with your significant other,

not walking around on your own like a

loser. At least I have you guys.

We're all on a date together. 23 people.

Gangbang orgy.

These people taking photos.

These people taking photos.

Na na na na na na na na.

Hey girls, do you want to go with a drink

with me? Go with a drink? That's not even

proper English. See, I can't even pick up

girls when I'm talking to myself. My

grammar just goes out the window.

Not that I'm looking to pick up girls. I

Am I in China? Chinese music and Chinese

people everywhere. It smells like

Chinese food as well. Look at this place

behind me.

Why is no one responding to the things I'm

saying? Can no one hear

me? I feel like I'm talking to myself

sometimes.

I don't know where to go now.

Hey, hey, I wouldn't

mind going to karaoke right now. I feel

kind of depressed. When you're feeling

depressed, going to karaoke is the best.

Can anyone actually hear me, by the way?

Or is everyone just really inactive?

Sometimes I'm not sure if this

microphone's working. Should I unplug the

What's this?

Scared the shit out of me. Grilled beef

This looks nice.

Ramen machine's out of ramen. Oh look, I

think we

found a brothel.

Prostitution.

That guy's voice was so funny. It just

sounds like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

I saw a black guy. Black guy

Where are we going? Where are we going?

Let's go this way. Oh, massage parlor

with a happy ending. Happy ending.

Happy ending massage parlor. Those are the

best. Oh my God,

is that G-Dragon? K-pop everywhere.

I think

we just found Korea. Look at this place.

Here comes copyright strike.

Exposure's wrong.

G-Dragon, I knew it. Why is it

all in Korean? She's cute.

There's loads of Korean places here.

The black men in Japan are wild. They know

all about the, um, paying for sex and

the pimping. They know how to party,

especially those shady Nigerian guys.

They have all the bitches.

I had a black American friend last time I

was here. He was pretty funny. We went to

a nightclub together and he was just

shouting at everyone. It was really funny.

And then he brought this Hong Kong chick

back to the guest house. And then the next

morning I saw her come out of his room and

then she patted me on the head. What about

me? Why don't— why don't I get— get a go

with her? It's not fair.

Everything's fine with my girlfriend. We

just haven't met yet. We're meeting soon.

Hopefully.

Whoa,

so many

cars here.

There's all these shady people standing

outside of stores, just standing there

doing nothing. I heard that

if you go to certain places in Osaka,

people will approach you asking if you

want to pay for sex.

She's drunk.

There's a black guy wearing a suit.

He looks like a pimp.

He looks really fancy. He's standing

outside of a club. Do you think he has

bitches?

Your ex is a tall Englishman. He looks wet

and pathetic. Why is he wet? Is he just

really sweaty?

This is a really, um,

seedy looking area. I think this is where

all the prostitutes are. We have to be

low-key. Low-key.

It's a term here for someone who is a

pussy. Where are you from? I've never

heard that term before. He looks wet.

This sounds sexual to me.

England? I'm from England. I've never

heard that term before.

I don't

know where to go now.

Where's Cambridge? It's up north, isn't

it? Cambridge is quite far from me.

I live down in the south, good old Kent,

the Garden of England.

No one's approaching me.

Why are there so many cars driving here?

I don't understand why you'd want to drive

a car in a city. Why don't you just walk?

すごいしっかりまあまあでも。 See,

it's completely pointless driving a car.

You can walk faster than they're driving.

Why don't they just walk? Blocking up all

the roads.

Look, we can just catch up to this car

because it's not going anywhere fast.

People have no brains. If you're in a

city, don't drive a bloody car. Just walk

or use the train. Look, it's stopped

Holiday Inn.

There's the car again.

Maybe there's someone inside there having

sex in the back. That's why it has tinted

I've seen porn like that where they drive

around in a car and they're just having

sex in the back of the car. It's not

really like a car, it's more like a

minibus, and they have on the windows.

Has anyone else seen that?

Where is the karaoke?

Oh, we're back here again where the

terrible music was playing.

Don't worry,

my girlfriend isn't like this pure

innocent buttercup that everyone seems to

think she is. She's actually more

perverted than I am, trust me. You'll be

surprised with the kind of conversations

that we have. For example, last night

she was saying that she wanted to try

becoming a guy and she wanted me to become

a girl so she can fuck me with her cock.

She said, if you became a girl and I

became a guy, would you let me screw you?

Trust me, she's not innocent at all. You

guys all think I'm some kind of perv

manipulating her, taking away her

virginity. No, no, no, trust me.

Oh no, no, no. Tomoko, konbanwa.

何してるの？I should upgrade my data plan to

full speed. Look, there's two options.

There's a super fast pocket Wi-Fi that

only has 30 gigabytes of data every month,

and then there's the slower Wi-Fi which

has 100 gigabytes of data a month. So I

either get really fast but low data or I

get a bit slower but more data. And I need

more data because I use the internet a

lot. 30 gigabytes a month isn't going to

be enough for me.

If I get 30 gigabytes, then I'll run out

in the first week or 2. Then I'll

have no internet. So it's either

get really fast internet or slow and

steady. And I went for slow and steady

because it said it had 75 upload speed,

but— and I thought that would be enough,

but I feel like I've been cheated out on

upload speed because I only get about 5 or

6 and then the connection keeps dropping

randomly.

Limitless Wi-Fi. They don't have that.

The most expensive pocket Wi-Fi, it still

has a limit of 100 gigabytes a month.

There's— they don't have this unlimited

Wi-Fi thing for some reason.

Maybe I could buy 2. I could get the 100

gigabyte data and the super fast 30

gigabyte data version. Maybe I could get

both. But then I'd have to pay over £100 a

month. That's, that's half of what I make

on YouTube altogether. I'll be spending

all of my YouTube money on bloody pocket

Wi-Fi. And I don't make much money on

livestreams anyway. Sometimes someone's

generous and they tip me $5. But that's

not common. It's kind of rare.

That girl was getting extremely close to

I wish people would stop— just stop, stop

stopping, stop stopping in the middle of

the street. It's kind of irritating.

Thank you. Get out the way, please.

What time is it? We've got one hour to go

until we go to the sports place.

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

ba ba. Livestreaming was

something that I really wanted to do in

It's kind of like vlogging, isn't it?

With zero editing.

I like it.

Look at this guy touching his girl up.

Look, he keeps touching her. Oh, it's so

cute. Cute couple.

Look at him touching her like protecting

his property. She's mine, hands off.

Well,

there's the karaoke, but we don't have

time now. We could have gone for an hour,

but I need to be to this— I need to be at

the sports place for 50 minutes, in 50

Should I walk into one of the stores and

just scream, can I have a burger please?

This is like the place that Filthy Frank

was in when he barged into that Japanese

restaurant and then he just started

screaming. Has anyone seen that? Pink guy

and red dick. And then he starts doing

breakdance in the middle of the street,

and that Japanese guy is just staring at

him like, what the fuck is going on?

Smells really nice here. It smells like

Is this

a temple? There's a temple in here.

Whoa, look at this place!

We just stepped back in time 100 years.

We just went 100 years back in time in

Japan. Look at this place. This is

traditional. Whoa!

What's this place? The Immunes

Factory.

I wish I was Daniel with— I wish I was

friends with Daniel in HS. What's HS?

Hufflepuff?

Whoa, fidget spinners! Look, fidget

spinners are in Japan as well. That's

pretty funny. Look at these ones. Captain

America.

Oh, HS is high school? I thought you meant

Hearthstone. You want to be friends with

me on Hearthstone? Well, look, there's a

game center. Let's go in here.

I'm gonna

go down here.

Hey,

it's me.

Boobs.

Let's

go back

Why are you talking about how my date

went? I didn't go on a date. I just had

random sex with a stranger.

How do

I get out of here?

Oh, look at this.

Place. This place looks pretty cool.

Traditional Japan, back into the time

machine.

It's so quiet here, away from the

music, the racket, the noise, the game

San Diego girl. San Diego,

go San Diego, go.

I don't

feel like going to the sports place. Do I

have to go? I guess I should go to make

friends. It would be a good opportunity to

engage with

people, connect with my fellow human

beings.

Raw meat.

You know what livestreaming has taught me?

No one gives a— no one gives an F about

what you're doing. You can be walking

around the street talking to your camera

and no one really cares. Well, look at

This alleyway. Who dares me to go down

No, that's scary. That's scary.

I don't want to get raped.

I'm a beautiful young guy.

I'm still a butt virgin. I haven't been

penetrated before. I want to keep it that

Yeah, so I feel a lot less anxious now

after doing livestreaming because it kind

of makes you realize that no one gives a

damn about what you're doing. They just

walk straight past you. If Filthy Frank

can start doing breakdancing in a pink

suit in the middle of the street and no

one even looks at him,

then I think I'm okay.

It just looks like I'm talking to someone

on the phone.

Would I livestream in England? No,

I'd get— I would end up getting a load of

chavs following me and then calling me a

chink or something. Telling me to go back

to China. People in Japan, they're so

polite, they won't— they won't get right

in your face and start saying stuff.

That's what I hate about England. People

have no sense of respect for personal

space, I feel like.

Oh, we're back here again, H&M.

Oh look,

inside guy. Ninomiya.

Ninomiya-kun.

Some homeless guy would snitch— would

snatch my phone. He would mug me, take all

my stuff, even in London.

Okay, let's go this way.

Who's this guy? Does anyone

know who this is? His ears are massive.

He has such a strange face to become a

Hey McDonald's, I want

to look at the menu.

Chicken nuggets, ¥150.

Chicken nuggets. Oh, it's me.

I don't know.

I don't have the confidence to order

McDonald's in Japan. I find it really

Let's go

back out.

They always ask you loads of questions

when you go to McDonald's. They ask you if

you want to eat in or eat out, and then

they ask you about sizes, and then I

can't really hear them properly because I

have my earphones in and it's really

noisy. Can I have

a hamburger, please?

I'm so shook.

I'm just walking around aimlessly.

I'm supposed to meet up with some people

at 10. It's 20 past 9 at the moment, so

I'm just killing time.

What's my size? Size of what?

Shoe size. My shoe size is 7.5, 7.5 UK

I think my feet are pretty small in

comparison to my dick size.

I think 6 inches is a good size. Anything

over 6 inches is too big for Asian girls.

If you're 8 or 10 inches, that's way too

big. They're not going to enjoy it.

They're going to feel pain, discomfort. I

think 6 inches is just right. Not too

small, not too big.

I've asked girls before and they always

say bigger doesn't mean better. If it's

too big, then it doesn't feel good.

Asian girls aren't designed for big,

they're designed for Asian men's size,

aren't they? So that's why Asian

guys are usually smaller, to accommodate

the female. It's nothing to do with being

superior or inferior.

This guy walking without even looking

where he's going. Idiot. If you're

walking forwards, don't look behind you.

Look at this guy, look at his fashion.

It's 5:30 in the US. Which part of the US

are you in, Astrid and Venus?

We need more non-American viewers. I'm too

dependent on my American audience and

they're just not awake at this time of

Where are

we going?

Okay, let's get away from the noisy area.

Why don't I move to Japan? I wish I could,

but I don't have a visa, I don't have any

skills, I don't have an education.

If I had a lot of money, I could, I could

sign up for a 2-year Japanese language

school course and I could get a student

visa. But it's a lot of money and I don't

really feel like studying.

If I went to a Japanese language school,

I would pretend that I can't speak

Japanese, and when they do the placement

test, I would just answer the questions

all wrong on purpose so they put me in a

really low-level class. Class so I don't

actually have to study. And then it will

seem like I'm picking up the language

really quickly, and they'll be like, wow,

Daniel's a genius! He doesn't even know

how to speak Japanese and he can already

speak it after such a short while, short

time. Whoa, look at this place! There's

pink dildos everywhere.

Whoa, look at this place! What's going on

here? It's like it's Christmas.

Whoa,

what's my face?

Okay, see if you can see the pink dildos.

Look at that, it's pretty cool.

Go to uni? That'll take 4 years

and then I'll be in debt with student

loans. Do you know how much university

costs in the UK? It's almost £10,000

pounds a year. If I had £10,000

a year, I could just keep going to Japan

on tourist visas, then go to Taiwan or

Korea, then go back to Japan. I wouldn't

actually need a visa.

I don't really want to stay in Japan

forever. I like going back home. I like

going back home to see my parents, see my

sister, see my cat. If I was in Japan

permanently, then I would never see my

family again unless they came to Japan.

It gets boring after a while being in

Japan. For the first few weeks it's fun,

but then after a few months it gets a bit

tedious. Yes,

marry a Japanese girl. That's what I was

planning. I've had 2 marriage offers in

the past.

What does my sister think about my

lifestyle? She doesn't really say

anything. I don't think she cares.

Whoa, just tripped! I just tripped!

That's what you get for

not watching where you're going. They just

put stupid steps right in front of you on

the footpath. Did anyone see me trip?

I'm so sweaty. My forehead's drenched in

sweat, and I've got a really big pimple.

I'll show you my face from this angle,

then you can't really see it. Can you see

it now? Genius. I'm a genius.

The Japanese girl from 2014, she wanted to

marry me. We nearly got married. And then

my ex-girlfriend from this year, she also

wanted to get married to me. She wanted to

have my kill— my children. My children.

My children. She said she wanted to have

kids with me. That's why she didn't make

me use a condom. She wanted me

to inseminate her.

Go to a club and get laid. I got laid

about ago. I'm fine.

People keep walking behind me. Makes me

very nervous. Prostitute?

I would never use a prostitute. How dare

you? How dare you insinuate that I would?

Ever go to a prostitute?

I don't need to go to a prostitute. I can

get it for free.

There's some crazy Japanese girls behind

me singing. I think

they're drunk.

I don't have the guts to go to a

prostitute. It's too much hard work.

You would have to walk around shady,

shady streets during the night, look for

someone who looks really slutty. I'm just

kidding, I don't really have sex. And even

if I did have sex, I'm not going to admit

girlfriend's watching,

am I? Black guys!

We've got

some pimpin', pimpin' black guys here.

They have all the bitches.

When you go, would you

even turn to say I

don't love you like I did

yesterday?

Da da da da da. Da da da da.

So sick and tired of all the blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah nah nah nah

nah nah nah nah nah.

No, I do find black people kind of

intimidating because they're gigantic.

They're huge. And I haven't had good

experiences with black people in Paris.

There was this gang of black men and I was

in Paris and they just grabbed me by the

arm. They wouldn't let go and they were

tying these things around my wrist.

Every time I walked past a group of black

men in Paris, they tried to grab me. So I

had to literally run straight past them.

Are we gonna jaywalk? Okay. Is that a

policeman? I don't think so. Why is this

guy sitting like a monkey?

Why didn't I karate on them? Because they

were 6 foot tall. Giant monsters,

monstrosities. Oh, we're back here again.

We just walked around in a big circle.

Want to have you go. Da bla bu bla,

bu bla ba ba ba bla, bu bla bla bla bu

bla, bu bla bla bla bla bu bla bu bla,

bu bla bla, bu bla bla bu bla bu bla

bu bla bu bla. I'm not okay.

Da da da da da.

Were they trying to kidnap me? No, they

were trying to sell me this bracelet. In

France, all these black guys just stand

around trying to sell people bracelets for

some reason. It's like they have nothing

else to sell but bracelets made out of

pieces of string.

We're not drinking, we're going to some

kind of sports center. I don't know if I

really want to go though. Maybe I should

just go home. I feel pretty satisfied with

It's 9:40. I think I should contact those

people, see where they're meeting up.

Hopefully they have restaurants in the

sports place. I'm starving,

I'm starving.

No one commented on my amazing Singing?

Disappointing. I just did live

karaoke in the middle of the street and no

one even tipped me.

Disappointed.

What happens at a sports center? I'm

guessing sports happens at a sports

center. Singing and

lag. Is the audio lagging as well, or is

it just the video? I thought the audio was

fine.

Sucks, can't even do live streaming

without lag.

どっち道帰り道です。Video shouldn't be lagging.

It's just the video, isn't it? I'd rather

have audio, good audio than good video,

because not much is happening on the

video. It's just walking and people.

My legs are killing me.

I don't know where to go now. The red

light district? I don't think my

girlfriend would be happy with that.

Are they prostitutes?

My feet are killing me. How am I supposed

to do 10 hours of sports? I've just been

walking all day. If it's

10 until morning, 10 until 6, that's

about— that's 8 hours, isn't it? I don't

want to do 8 hours of exercise. I just

want to talk to people from the guest

house, but they're not going to be

talking, are they? They're going to be

exercising. Well, not exercising, they're

going be playing games. I don't know,

I think I'm just gonna go home.

I've got translation work to do.

I feel kind of tired. I don't—

I'm not sure. I could go back home,

get a beer, and just sit in my room and

start crying and masturbate.

I'm so glad there's no one here that

actually understands what I'm saying.

If, if the guesthouse people don't invite

me, if they don't ask me if I want to

come, then why should I bother going? I

don't want to make an effort to go

somewhere if they're not really that

interested in me coming. If they just

forget about me, then I'll just go home.

I don't feel invited. I don't feel

welcome. I hate it when people don't

acknowledge your existence. They just—

they don't— they

don't— what's the word?

I don't think they can understand

Sometimes I just feel like no one actually

notices I'm here. I feel like I'm

invisible. I could walk around naked and

no one would care. That's what I feel like

sometimes. Am I getting drunk?

No, I don't feel like it.

え？ だ って 生活 に 現 場 が ない。 え？

何 お ね え なんだ い

め。 え？ ちゃん

と つ ぶ つ ぶ なんだ けど。 何 も わか ん ない。 何 何 これ

これ 話 して。 カ メ ラ を。 Okay,

I think I'm gonna go. It's not really much

else to do.

No one actually says masturbate though,

do they? They say jerk off or wank. Have a

Bye guys, I'm going, going to see if these

people are going to go to the Sports

place. Um, I need to get something to eat.

I don't know, I think I'm just gonna go

home actually. I need to check

I'm not really in the mood.

No, I should go. I should force myself to

go. I should make friends. If I don't go,

I might regret it. Something interesting

might happen.

Okay, I'm gonna check line. Well, there's

a homeless guy here. Homeless guy!

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ. I didn't notice there

was a guy just lying there.

Are you a Korean person?

The thing is, if I go at ten and then I

don't leave before twelve, then I'll miss

the last train. Then I'll be stuck here.

Nada, the Hanminguke. Good man,

good man. 안녕 하세요.

안녕 하세요.

A lot of Koreans here as well. Every time

I hear Korean, it reminds me of my

안녕하세요. 너는 여자?

남자?

여자라면 춤, 춤, 춤, 춤은 내.

韓국 سلام이 왜 나를 보고

있어요? Will you livestream if you go to the

bar? I'm not going to a bar. A bar.

I don't know where I'm going. I'm just

walking in a straight line.

I'm a male and a female.

If I had a vagina and a penis, then I

could fuck myself. That'd be pretty cool.

Wouldn't need a girlfriend.

If you couldn't tell by my voice, yes, I

am a male.

I have testicles, one of them slightly

larger than the other. Say vitamins.

Vitamins.

There's a girl sitting on a bicycle with

her legs spread wide open. Oh, how I would

wish to be that seat saddle— bike saddle.

You got the vitamins?

Tomato. I like tomatoes on

my chips and gravy. Then I take some

multivitamins.

トマト。 Americans

say everything wrong, not differently.

They took our language and they just

messed it up, didn't they? If you're not

gonna say it properly, then make your own

language.

I've actually

heard that American English is closer to

the British English that was spoken

hundreds of years ago. So for example,

you have the tradition— the original

British English from maybe 400 years ago.

That British sounds more like American

British sounds like today than British

British British English sounds like. Does

that make sense? Apparently hundreds of

years ago everyone in England did the

American R pronunciation, like arrr,

and then for some reason British people

stopped doing it. The glottal stop or

something. I read it somewhere. I don't

know if that's true or not.

No one actually knows what British people

sounded like hundreds of years ago. They

must have sounded really different.

Imagine what British people sounded like

500 years ago. They would sound completely

different. They would use all these words

that we don't even use these days.

I'm being stalked. There's a girl

following me. She's stalking me. Please

send help.

The Shakespearean. How does

Shakespearean even sound though?

I'm hungry again. Can someone buy me

dinner? Please, I'm starving.

Look at my arms, they're like twigs.

I need protein.

Hey, look, there's a Hong Kong restaurant

here. I don't feel like

I should go down this way. It looks kind

of suspicious. Okay, let's turn back.

I don't want to go down there.

Oh, we're gonna get run over.

My body, when I have protein, it just

turns it straight into sperm, and then I

ejaculate it twice a day.

That's where all the— that's why I can't

put on any muscle. It comes out as white

stuff. That's my theory.

My body allocates all of the protein into

making babies, basically.

Is my sperm clear or white? It's, it's

pretty white. It's not clear, it's very

white and milky.

I hope this guy in front of me doesn't

understand what I'm saying. I'm just

talking about sperm in a really loud

voice. Okay,

I think I'm gonna go now. It's nearly 10.

Bye guys.