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Time. Oh, no, the

Boring day.

I'm at 6,200 savings now. Oh, pretty good.

By the time rent is due, I should have 7,000. But then I get knocked all the way back down to £6,000 again,

and then

3 weeks of incomes

get me back up to £8,000. Projected numbers.

It's gonna be a hard long grind, but this is the only way. I'm cold. Summer's over. I can't believe summer's over already. Felt like it didn't even begin. Feels like it started to begin and then it finished.

Waited months, all you got was a couple weeks of heat.

It was endlessly raining June and July. It rained like every day.

Call this summer?

Start wearing double layers again.

Ah, rubbish.

It's just raining every day now.

I can't believe it.

So much work just put on a jumper. Jesus fucking Christ. 嗯，好。

The

UK is the country where you can only wear a t-shirt for a couple weeks a year.

Boring. Might

cut my hair today.

It's funny having a lot of money but then not being able to buy anything with it. 'Cause you know it's a waste and you're supposed to be saving.

Makes you feel like, what's the point then?

If it was a couple years ago, I'd be blowing it already. iPad, gaming computer,

RTX 5000 gaming computer, maxed out graphics.

No, I'm not going out. It's just raining every single day for a week. This is windy and cold and raining. No thanks. Endless cleaning and cooking content planned.

Hope that sounds good.

Sure you're gonna love it.

7,000 savings.

What would you do with 7,000 savings?

That wouldn't be a waste of money.

British people are so stupid. They're always like, oh, I'm gonna go on holiday. Every time you see it, watch a radio, listen to a radio station where they do a giveaway prize, where they have the people phone into the radio station, they win the prize, they get like £5,000, and the radio host says, oh, what are you

going to spend it on? They always say, oh, I'm gonna go on holiday. Yeah, just blow the whole money then, idiot, on a stupid holiday. No one ever says, oh, I'm going to invest it in S&P 500, or I'm gonna— they might say I'll pay off debt or like car loans. They always say, I will go on

this lovely holiday with my dad to Spain, or I'm gonna take my kids to Disneyland. Fucking idiots.

I don't know, it's like they're always saying the same thing. Never hear anyone say anything interesting like, oh, I'm going to spend it all on myself. It's always, oh, I'm going to spend it on my family. Fuck your family.

That's why they're broke. They get any money, they just blow it on a stupid holiday that's going to be over in a week.

Having the self-control to not blow it is hard though. I'm trying to practice it now and just hoarding all my money. I'm not doing what I did in 2018 and '19 with my YouTube money. I blew it all on hookers, tech, Airbnb.

This is the self-constraint arc.

I will do nothing and be happy. Maybe I'll buy a broom and now and then, or a little poll.

I've

got 6,200 now. I honestly don't want anything. I don't want an iPad, I don't want a gaming PC, I don't even want to game. Gaming's boring. I don't want a Tesla. I like my car.

I feel very financially fragile.

I make 40 pence a day, daily interest. That's what excites me now.

Stocks and shares ISA is up £20.

And they about to grow up out of the whole, oh, I want to buy this tech thing and prostitutes here and there. Oh no, waste enough stupid money, then nothing to show. For it years later.

I don't even know what I'd blow my money on if I was going to blow it. Probably get a big TV, vacuum cleaner.

I don't know, I mean, TV is the only thing I kind of want,

um, but only if I got a girlfriend. If I didn't have a girlfriend, I wouldn't really care. I wouldn't watch it anyway. I just watch stuff on my monitor.

No, I didn't block you.

That bread's gonna go mouldy again, isn't it? Oh God, fucking bread.

What? Best before today? It went off yesterday. Are you fucking kidding me? I haven't even eaten one slice.

It's the 29th, isn't it? It went off yesterday. I only bought it not even a week ago.

I can't eat a whole loaf of bread in a day. I hate bread.

There's no room in the fridge.

At least it was only £1, I guess. I've got to stop buying bread if I can't eat it.

I'm not even a big fan of toast.

I can't fit the bread in the fridge.

Maybe I freeze some of the bread.

There, now it fits. Yeah, that one is some bread for lunch.

Oh, I broke it all with my foot. Damn it, it's all broken now. Oh.

Yeah, why does

it take up so much space?

And bacon.

Oh,

I have a headache.

I feel hot wearing this. I don't know if I feel hot or cold.

The problem is 10K sounds like a lot of money, and it kind of is, but it's not really, is it? Like, it's not life-changing. I can't exactly buy a house. $100K, then now we're talking. But to make $100K would take over a year. It would take— I'm making like $2K a month after expenses.

It would take 5 years doing this for 5 years.

Never gonna get to 100K.

Even if I made 4K a month, it would take 2 years, 3 years.

I really don't think it's gonna get much lower than this. I mean, if you're still watching now,

I don't think it'll drop much lower than 80 viewers.

I had 100 viewers doing doom scrolling. I doom scrolled for an hour, maintained 100 viewers the whole time, so it's not that bad. The worst thing is driving. When I drive, I drop down to like 50 viewers.

It's the constant lagging and no talking, and people don't like my music.

Driving kills the viewership buildup, and being outside doesn't make it go up.

And also I have to pay money for parking and stuff, so going out doesn't make any sense. Apart from it's good for my mental health.

Maybe if I grind hard on Kick, I can get back all the money I lost from stocks,

taxes,

and what else did I blow it on?

Basically, I want to make back the money that I lost for being an idiot on YouTube.

Then maybe I'll give my mum some money back.

I like doing the doom scrolling because it's funny when the philosophical words kind of

relate to my experiences, like it's talking about someone I knew or about me, or like it's saying something that I actually did. It's creepy. Obviously it's just random, but still it feels like, oh, he's talking about the thing I know

with sad music.

Some of it gave me The tingles.

Like, the thing it said about narcissists and smear campaigns was kind of relatable.

I gotta stop doing that.

My flying monkeys. My new name for my fans, my flying monkeys.

I'm trying to figure out, wait, is that me or is it that them that they're referencing?

No, I'm not going

out today. Horrible weather.

Thinking every day you're gonna get control, but I don't care.

The pigs will have the last laugh when we die from eating their flesh.

They're like, yeah, eat us, human. Enjoy your bowel cancer in 30 years.

Take the bacon fat, drizzle it on the egg.

Boozy.

Oh,

didn't turn it off. Nice and warm.

The perfect bacon sandwich.

Bacon cut. Oh my God, are you kidding?

Perfect bacon sandwich.

I already had coffee

when I woke up.

Tough Weasel's a stupid fucking moron. He doesn't know what I said.

Oh, I feel sick.

I swear, when I was a 15-year-old kid, I had no problem eating a bacon and egg sandwich.

I'd come home from school

and I'd make one of these and I'd destroy it.

Now I'm struggling.

Half a lifetime ago,

I never really pictured what my life would be like when I was a teenager.

I could never imagine my parents not being there.

I just thought things would never change,

and the idea things would change was just too scary.

I just pretended that it wouldn't happen.

Oh.

Done.

Making

a bow.

$200 a month from the 2 channels combined. $150 from the main one, about $70 from the second one.

I thought the second channel would have more money coming in because it's about trending topics.

How is the main channel still making more money? I've only posted, what, twice? I did one stream that made $30, and then I posted a couple highlight videos, probably made like $20 total.

And then I guess the remaining $100 is just from old stuff like Elden Ring, why I have no friends.

I make that in a day on Kick.

I make what I make on YouTube in a month in just a day on Kick.

I don't know how much money I need until it actually becomes something I can do anything with. I don't even know what I want to do.

Really? I don't really want to buy a house.

I think I'm quite happy just renting.

Problem is, when you think, oh, there's nothing I want to do with the money anyway, then you realize, well, then this is it, isn't it? For life, this is all there's going to be.

If you realize there's nothing you can buy that really

make life interesting again,

then what do you even have if even money doesn't fix anything?

All we can really do is just stare out at the sky,

eat food, and go to sleep.

Yeah, I made a why I blocked my mum video 2 years ago. I blocked her 2 years ago when I was making videos about that sushi vlog, and then she kept messaging me saying, leave Chihiro alone.

Wait, because Chihiro was messaging my mom whining at her.

Sometimes I think about moving out.

Where would I move? Just somewhere nearby,

just so I don't have to worry about people showing up at the house anymore.

Yeah, somewhere with a log burner or central heating, but then I can't dox it.

I'd have to make like a little streaming room. Hide everything.

It would suck though, because then I can't do cooking. I mean, I could make a cooking setup in the streaming room maybe.

It would suck though, because I like walking around the house and cleaning and stuff.

It's just not a very nice feeling.

I end up having to do gaming streams, maybe.

It's funny, I never had this problem before after 7 or 8 years of doing this.

Like, did the person just get the idea to do it, or is it a new person?

How did it take them 8 years to come up with this genius idea?

They could have done it at any point when I was at my mom's house or at Manchester.

Is it like some weirdo CX community viewer who's doing it?

Yeah, but if one day I want to have a relationship and like a family and stuff,

I really can't have this happening and compromise my family security and Feeling of safety.

I have to make a streaming room like CDawgVA or the others do.

Yeah, what if I like hook up with Taiwanese girl and then I become a stepdad and then we live together?

Can't have hookers coming to the door.

It sucks because even if I bought a house, I couldn't film it. Because that docks it, and I can't just move out of my house if I bought it.

But I would only want to buy a house so I could stream fixing it up.

Why do I have to have such Sick viewers.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Tony's girl's got nice hips.

I always thought that since when I met her back in 2016.

She's got nice legs.

Ideal solution is to have a girl who's really understanding.

But any girl's gonna be freaked out if strangers are coming to the door.

I mean, I'm freaked out and I'm not even a girl.

I guess the good thing is

moving to a new house when you're already in a house is pretty easy. It's not like coming here all the way from Kent,

and I can like slowly move stuff over to the new house. I wouldn't move in on the same day I move out. There'd be some overlap, wouldn't there?

The biggest problem is the bed and the sofa. I'd have to get a moving company.

I should easily pass income checks with my Kick income.

Yeah, I don't know why a Taiwanese girl doesn't just move back to Taiwan. She's going to get citizenship and then get divorced so she can stay in the UK,

but maybe there's complications, like how does the son Get to stay in Taiwan.

I thought maybe he could because his mum's Taiwanese.

It's interesting because she said the same thing Vasta used to say about wanting to be a princess.

She said she doesn't feel like a princess. I remember Vasta said the same thing to me one time. When I made her pay her own petrol, she was like, oh, I'm not princess anymore. I don't know why Asian girls, they have this mentality of they want to be the princess and the man does everything for them.

Is it like that with British girls?

Like they want to be babied,

kind of infantilized. I think British women want to be treated like a strong independent woman.

Apparently people were painting English flags everywhere, the red cross on the white background,

and councils are trying to get it all removed and taken down. It's kind of funny.

What's the flag called? St. George.

Oh God.

Not allowed to have your own country's flag in your own country now.

It's racist.

Oh.

1 hour down, 11 more to go.

Oh God.

Maybe being a gaming streamer might even be more fun.

At least I've got something to click and do. Just play a game that never ends, where it's just a never-ending grind, like an MMO.

Back to WoW.

Everything's boring,

but I've got to find a way to grind through 12 hours a day of fucking streaming.

I don't know what to do. At least playing a game would give me something to do

without doxxing myself if I get a new place.

Imagine that actually gets me more viewers. I'd be kicking myself.

Post on YouTube as well, like, oh, my first time playing Metal Gear Solid. Everyone's doing that now.

Go do some house viewings. I could probably get a new house within weeks.

Um, I could still do stuff like that. I'd make a streaming room and then bring stuff into the streaming room, and then I could do dumb stuff in the streaming room as long as there's nothing identifiable in the streaming room.

I mean, this room up here could have been the streaming room.

This could have been the streaming room. I could put a table there and then just put As long as I don't show that side, like just show that bit.

I don't know, maybe the skirting board and the door and the plug would give it away.

These people are relentless.

I would have to hide everything, like, I don't know, put bookshelves to hide the skirting board and the plug, or decorations.

Or maybe I just don't have any camera at all. I just do no face. My streams are nearly all no face anyway. I barely show my face for more than an hour

on my streams now. I don't even need my face in the stream.

I just do like no face gaming where you just hear me talk.

This sucks because I like sharing my life.

That's my whole content, sharing my life online. Just getting shot down on all fronts, talking and now showing.

Well, I just gotta keep stacking money. I need 10K safety net.

2 more months, September and November.

Just got a power threat already.

No matter how boring it is.

That sucks, cuz if the streamer mutes the stream, then the honker knows that he's nearby.

People just mentally ill.

I don't have rotting garbage in the closet. It's cardboard and plastic.

Yeah, but why would you believe anything that's on Reddit?

I put food waste in the food waste bin, which goes out every week. The black bins are for anything else. I mean, it could be for food waste too,

but I usually put packaging like, um, plastic or random stuff in it.

Yeah, I said imagine the date and I smell like rotting garbage.

I didn't say I will smell like rotting garbage when I go on the date.

When you say imagine, it means it's a hypothetical scenario, not that it's gonna happen. That's why you use the word imagine, because you use your imagination.

Jeez, guys, I'll give English lessons as well, I guess.

Why say it at all? Because it's a funny scenario. It would be funny if it was actually rotting garbage under my clothing and I go to the date smelling like garbage.

I don't know why people have a hard time differentiating between

what's actually real and what is just a hypothetical statement. If I start the sentence with if or imagine, it means it's not happened or it's not going to happen.

Why would I put rotting stuff in the closet when it goes out today? I'll put it out today.

I don't know, you put those rubber cupcake molds in the air fryer and they're fine, so I thought the plastic bowl would be fine too.

You put it in a microwave and it's fine, so I thought it'd be fine. Although I have accidentally melted a plastic cup in a microwave before, now I think about it.

I don't even know what the cupcake molds were made out of.

I had this weird dream.

Involved a Japanese hooker,

and then I was like grinding against her vagina with clothing on, and she was clothed. And then she like lures me back to this house, and then I go with her, and then there's like a guy there, a Japanese guy, and then he fucks me up the ass.

It was really weird.

I didn't quite understand what the meaning was.

I thought I was paying for a hooker, like a woman,

but I got scammed.

I think I kind of did enjoy it in the dream.

Oh, congrats.

Rainbow. Person who had a baby, it's just a relative, distant relative.

He's got his whole life together.

I don't know what his job is these days. I remember last time I heard he was doing, I don't know, like surveyor stock surveyor. Not stock market stock, but like actual stock

of a product.

But that was 6 years ago when I talked to his dad. And when my dad was in the hospital, my uncle came to see him,

but the son didn't.

Why'd it bum you out?

Because he's the kind of guy I could never become. Good job, friends, loving family.

Any woman would love to be his wife,

whereas with me, every woman just ran a mile.

It's just the difference between someone who's completely normal and well-grounded

compared to me with all my problems and issues.

I just— I can't get a job. I can't do it.

I've got no ambition or interest in doing anything.

And everything I try fails.

Maybe you can have a good run when you're in good mental health for a bit, but then eventually the depression seeps back in.

And then you sabotage everything.

I can't do this interacting with people thing. It's too hard.

I want to be a day trader, but it's too hard.

Yeah, I'm lucky I can make money like this, but it ruins every other aspect of my life.

Everything else is jeopardized

to do it.

End up completely isolated.

I can't tell anyone I do it.

I can't share it with anyone. Definitely wouldn't. I mean, even if they offered or wanted to, I wouldn't let anyone on the channel.

I thought I learned my lesson with Mailer, but I didn't, obviously.

Amazon Flex was good with the Martians, but the logistics were rubbish. If I did Amazon Flex here, I'd get non-stop routes, probably in Plymouth or Exeter. I'd hate it. Imagine trying to find anywhere to park in Exeter or Plymouth.

Earnings requirement for this place,

I think it was 24,000 or 25,000. I think they wanted 2 times 5

of the monthly rental.

So you would have to make like $3K, $2.7K a month, which I don't. But what I did was I said I had savings and they let you add your savings onto your current earnings, which is just stupid.

But that's what let me get this place. Most real estate agents let you do that, add your savings. To your earnings so you meet the income check.

Oh great, so I just have to burn through all my savings, then according to you I can afford it.

How about you let me decide if I can afford it or not and then just give me the fucking house?

Why are you deciding for me if I can afford it or not?

Well, most people, if they want a house like this, they usually don't live in it on their own, so they'd have a partner, and then you share the income. You can, you can do shared income just to meet the requirement. Otherwise you just get like a 600 a month place in some shitty flat, or you live with

your parents, which is what most these girls do.

I think a lot of people think it's kind of silly that I live alone in such a big house. Why do you need 2 bedrooms?

I

need my space.

Well, I'm actually pro-abortion, to be honest, because you can easily just make another one. And why would you want to bring a baby into the world if you, if you don't want it?

Imagine being born into the world and your parents didn't want you.

I'd rather just not be born.

The child would be fucked up.

And if I accidentally got a girl pregnant,

yeah, I'd be freaked out if she couldn't get an abortion.

Like, why would you make abortion illegal but then you make contraceptive legal? Because if you use a condom or an implant, then you're killing— you're not really killing it, but you're like preventing potential future life from coming into existence. So you're basically— how many— like, if you use contraceptive for years, you might have preemptively killed Thousands of

babies.

I kill millions of sperm every morning. Does that mean I killed millions of babies? They end up in a tissue flushed down the toilet. Each one of those sperms could have been a human being.

I never really cared about the pro-life thing. I thought it was stupid. Just make another one. Just put the willy in the hole and nut.

She only got mad because stupid Ken twisted what I said.

I didn't even say what he said that I said. He said Daniel hates that women can get abortions or something. I didn't say that at all.

Really annoying.

And then he said I thought Kbug was a tranny. I never said that at all either.

He gets so many things wrong,

almost as bad as the subreddit. I have to constantly correct what he says.

Oh well, just gotta like be more careful with how I word things, I guess.

Make it much clearer what I mean. Like the other guy thought I said I had rotting garbage in my closet when I never even said anything like that.

Like I have to make disclaimers before I say anything now. People have difficulty understanding basic English, it seems.

So much of what I say, it gets twisted.

Maybe I should have sold the car to that guy.

I'll haggle the price up though.

Like, if he was going to offer 6K, might have taken it, and then I get like a 2K banger.

Now the ad he saw was saying 5K for it, so he was obviously— I don't know, he might have come with the idea of negotiating it down.

Yeah, I'm— you won't believe this. I met the neighbor at a car dealership when I went for my MOT. He recognized me, but I didn't know who he was.

I went to do my MOT, and then whilst I was waiting for it, I went around the car dealerships,

and he came up to me. I said, I'm just looking for something cheap, and he goes, wouldn't happen to be an electric car? I was like, what?

And then he realized I wasn't getting the joke, and then he just said, oh, I'm your neighbor.

But he said he doesn't deal with electric cars. I guess there's not really a huge market for it in Devon.

None of my neighbors drive electric cars. I'm the only one here with an electric car. No, it wasn't the cat guy, it was someone else. Everyone here has these like BMW or Audi estate cars.

Real working men.

A real working man needs an estate car. Like my dad. My dad always had an estate car so he could go to Wickes and load up on planks of wood and fit it in the car.

Have you ever seen an electric estate car? Me neither.

And then I saw another neighbor when I was driving home. He drove the other way.

An estate car. I guess it's a station wagon in American English. What do you call them in Australia?

What's a sedan?

A sedan.

A van would be pretty cool because then I could put my bed in it.

When am I meeting AJ? I think it's off.

She wants me to like solidify the plans. She said she likes to plan things months in advance. Yeah, that's not really what I do.

I get confused with the car names, like hatchback, saloon.

I think hatchback is where the boot opens into the rest of the car, but a saloon, the boot is isolated, like a Ford Mondeo.

And then you got coupés. Don't know what that is.

Pick— pickup truck would be pretty cool.

Imagine I shop at Every with a pickup truck and it rains, everything gets soaked.

Behold the pickup truck driver.

That guy's voice sounds like an AI.

Whoa, spasm.

I need to mute fart time.

It was silent.

Oh no,

I never had a parcel too big it couldn't fit in the car, but sometimes there were really big boxes and I could only fit about 3 of them, you know, like the big toilet paper boxes.

That would take up the space of like 30 small parcels.

One time I just loaded up the car with all the big boxes. I only delivered about 25, went back next day for the rest.

Plan for the weekend? Nothing. My date got cancelled.

I booked a restaurant, everything. I guess I gotta tell them I'm not coming.

The spasm is the new stimming thing.

It happens when I have a bowel movement, usually results in a fart.

Rent out your car on Turo. You need 2 cars because you need— you need a friend as well because you got to deliver the car and then you need someone to drive you back.

I can't drive 2 cars at the same time.

How am I going to get home when I deliver the car?

I saw GoHerping, he bought another Tesla to do Turo with. It must, it must be a good way of making money then if he keeps doing it. I thought he just lost money doing it and

then it gets all scratched up and stuff.

He really loves his Teslas, doesn't he?

How come no one sends prostitutes to his house?

Must be easy to find his house.

I care, cuz what if I get a girlfriend? How am I going to explain?

I do stuff to her.

I thought maybe I just say, oh, I made an enemy at work and they're out to get me, which is kind of true. I made an enemy at every But how would they know my address? Oh, he was a friend and he used to come over, and then we fell out because I banged his girlfriend or something.

Oh, I got this sick friend, he thinks it's funny.

And then I said, well, I can't prove it's him. That's why the police can't do anything.

The police kept saying to me, there's no way someone could have found your address just by seeing the inside of it. And I was like, no, they could. And then the police was like, well, unless they're like an MI6 FBI agent, I don't see how. Well, you don't know things like GeoGuessr.

The police don't know what they're talking about.

They found— was Shia LaBeouf's flag just by triangulating the airplanes flying above it.

People on the internet are

clever, but they're freaks.

He kept saying, oh, it must be someone who lives in the area because how else would they know?

Some random village in the middle of nowhere because I told them— I told everyone I live in Devon.

And I didn't want to sound like I was trying to argue with the police, so I was just like, oh yeah, I guess I was not very careful.

But he kept saying, you must have put out your address. I mean, technically I did, but at the point when I did it, it was already too late. That's why I did it.

Apparently the, like, the whole court systems and police— I mean, jails— are so overcrowded. Probably because they're locking up all these people painting flags and posting Palestine stuff or attending protests. All the prisons are full.

Better start building more prisons.

Prison stocks have done really well, like GEO, which is one of the main prison companies. It's up loads.

嗯嗯嗯嗯。

No, I'm not smoking anything.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Definitely

not hooked. I could stop anytime.

嗯。 What if you put the vape liquid into the steam cleaner and then shoot it out into your

mouth?

Same thing, isn't it?

Recycling sorter.

English teacher.

Welder.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

Oh God, I need to piss.

I'm cold.

My dating plan? I don't know.

嗯。

嗯，嗯。

Imagine I'm doing a stream and I get one of those banger cars and it breaks down. Breakdown stream. I'm just stranded at the side of the road.

What, you can't hear me?

Testing. Can't you hear the background noise when I'm not talking? If it was muted, there'd be no sound at all.

Time is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. That's funny.

Too bad I didn't stream building the cardboard chair because that was pretty funny.

That was before Kit. It was back when I didn't bother streaming anything apart from just talking.

I don't have any cardboard. I chucked it all out.

I could probably dismantle my bed with that little spanner thing. I just untwist the nuts.

The black bin bags have mostly plastic

and random stuff in it.

Summer's over. No more nice hot days. It's only 17 degrees today.

Post lady's parking close.

That's weird. She was standing outside my door reading the sign. I think she got something for me. Oh, here comes the knock.

Um, I'm not— maybe. I just get worried about your side. That's not for you. Do you need help?

Okay. I don't remember getting something. Oh, bless you. It's for you. Um, is that Mr. Daniel on it? Yes.

It feels a bit liquidy. I don't know. I'm not sure. Oh, bless you. Right, I'm going to take a picky. I can't see a flipping thing. That's fine. No, that's perfect. Thank you very much.

The fuck did someone get me?

She said it felt liquidy.

Wait, I didn't buy anything, did I?

I don't know what's up. It's not beer, is it?

I just feel like maybe I should help her, but she said it's fine.

What?

A microwave?

Who bought me a microwave?

Why would it be liquidy though?

Wow, really?

Who bought me a microwave?

So generous.

Damn.

Sharp microwave oven. It's not liquidy. Why did she say it was? I thought it's like a massive tub of lube. What? Holy shit! I

wonder who got it.

Liquidy. She's nice.

I don't know why she said it was liquidy.

Oops, what was that?

I've got

to put this out on the rubbish quickly. Es lo que tengo.

Wow, thanks whoever bought it.

I can barely lift it. How did she lift it? The postwoman's stronger than me. Oh, what's that?

What? She was reading the sign. I said it's not for you.

Please leave.

It's an oven as well, isn't it?

Where should I put it?

Here would be great, but there's no plug socket.

Over there, the melted plug socket. Here's pretty good too, isn't it?

Why

is it moving?

Hmm, well, maybe there's better.

It seems to move really easily.

嗯。

Why doesn't it turn on?

Oh my God, no, that's weird. Weird like this, maybe like that.

Or maybe I'll put it here.

Be fun if I move into a different house but in the same area, it's the same postwoman. And then she's like, oh, how come you're here?

I feel like that happened before. I remember how though.

She's so friendly.

Um, put the air fryer here.

Do you think the melted plug still works?

It doesn't go in the hole because it's warped.

It doesn't go— it doesn't go in anymore. Yeah, I fucked that up.

Yeah, I know there's an unmelted one, but I've got 4 appliances. I've got 1, 2, 3, and the kettle. I need 4 plugs. Oh, I keep unplugging stuff all the time. What if I put it like that?

No, like this.

I need to get a multi-plug thing.

Put it on the shelf. What, that? It's not gonna fit.

Would be nice there, but I don't have a plug socket.

I'll put it like this.

Looks weird.

I

don't know why. It seems to slide really easily. Why?

Looks bad.

I'll put it like that.

It keeps moving when I press the button.

On top of the fridge, then I've got to bend down every time, and there's only one plug down there.

How'd you do the oven?

Now I've got 3 ovens: air fryer, normal oven, microwave.

I don't think there's anything in here.

It's like a loose screw.

Why are these loose?

Why are these loose?

There's— I don't get it. There's like a metal foot.

No, there wasn't another bag. It's just this with the metal— I mean, the glass plate inside of it. Oh wait, what's that? Oh, sellotape. Oh, what's this?

I don't know what that is.

I might put it back over there, actually.

It looks better here. I don't like how it moves so easily. What if I put a towel under it?

I need to get more towels then because I've already put one in the drawer.

Do you think that's a bad idea?

There, that fixed it.

I wonder

why she said it's liquidy.

There.

Hmm, yeah,

that's quite nice.

Praxocket, so yeah.

Looks good. My kitchen— where do I put the oil in there?

It doesn't fit.

I

don't know what— oh, I could use— I could microwave the curry instead of putting it into a pot to reheat.

First test.

Would be curry.

Maybe I'll just save this for next week's collection. Can't bother to take it out.

I lost the lid for the oil bottle. I threw it in the bin not knowing what it was for and then realized later what it was for.

I don't know what this is for. What is that?

Why would it go on a corner?

I think it's just to protect it.

Like that. I don't know what that's for.

Fucking

box.

I could just take it out now since the bin men haven't come yet.

Might do that.

Okay, first

hour of my curry. It's actually quite warm outside. It's warmer than it is in the house.

How much did I pay? Zero. Someone got it for me.

Very generous.

TV would be nice too.

Mr. Meow Meow's chair's all wet. I need to poke a hole in the chair so the water can drain out. Keeps getting water in the middle.

It's actually really nice outside. This is a bit windy.

First thing I'll use with it, the curry needs to be reheated.

I'll let it drain like this for a bit.

It's my only garden furniture. I want to get one of those garden sofas, rattan.

Weird, I'm outside and it doesn't connect like it used to.

Whoops, jinxed it.

Jinxed it. This is what I was saying.

I want to get a patio sofa so I can sit outside. Like an L-shaped one. Little coffee table, read my book.

If I go out here, it's fine, isn't it?

Ow, still got that splinter in my foot.

Wow, that butterfly's massive. Jesus.

Still looking quite clean. Spiders are trying to rebuild. I keep breaking their webs and they keep building it back down.

Oh, if you look up my address on Google, you find pictures of this place and they've got pictures of the garden and they had a shed there, a decking at the end. At that end bit we had wooden decking and then this stone bit was just like a path right there and there. And all that bit had

a shed, it had a big shed in the corner and it had decking there. It's funny, all of it's gone, like they took all the decking with them.

It looked nice. It still had the stones though. They seem to really like the stones.

It's funny, it's warmer outside than it is in the house.

It's just really, really, really windy. Really windy.

This thing just gets full of water. Look, this thing's got water in it again.

Hmm, now my feet are wet.

The weed killer didn't do anything.

Bah.

Oh.

I don't know if I would use the oven feature.

How would it be different to the air fryer?

I could put a whole— I mean, I've already got an oven though, so I could just use that if I really wanted to roast a whole chicken.

Grill.

YCMG01 only.

I hate cleaning ovens. That's why I don't want to use it.

It doesn't have the grill on it, it just has High, medium, and low.

Mid-low. Defrost. This is the YCMS01.

Yeah, I cleaned this glass bit with the steam cleaner. Look at that. Before I cleaned it, it was all brown. You couldn't see through it.

Now look how clean it is.

But I couldn't clean this grill thing very well.

I bought this pizza tray when I moved in and used it once.

I'm not really a big fan of pizza. It's okay, I guess. I just don't really crave it.

I'll make sure I get my deposit back if I move out.

That's £1,000 they're holding

of my— maybe I add my deposit to my savings because technically it's still my money, isn't it? I just don't have it. It's locked in a deposit holding thing. At least I'm not going to get scammed because they do everything properly here.

So technically I've got 7,000 savings.

This is all dirt. Look, you don't really notice how dirty this is until you sit down.

When I got attacked on the street in Rotterdam, um, they were still working on the house, the apartment, and they were there. The

There were 2 people managing it, a married couple, and the guy was there. I told him about it, and then he said, uh, if you get in trouble again, let us know. We're just down the street. We'll help you out. We got your back.

And then they go and scam me and take £3,000 of my money.

And they ghosted me. They stopped replying to my messages.

Guess they don't got my back.

I was trying so hard not to say the guy who attacked me was black because the, the owners were black.

Different kind of black though. They seem more like African black. The guy who attacked me was like, I don't know, kind of light brownish looking,

less black.

My mind was just screaming, but he was black.

But not really.

Kind of.

I said I broke the sofa bed and the oven was

covered in black stuff. Yeah, it's called oven grease.

Sad thing is, this stupid, horrible, violent guy like that had a kid,

but no women want to have a kid with me.

But some crazy nutjob who goes around assaulting people on the street can get a kid.

And then later, women who complain about him assaulting them,

but they'll choose him to have a kid with. That's what's crazy.

If you chose a nice guy like me, never have to worry about getting choked out. I think that's the problem though. A lot of women like getting choked out in the bedroom.

I don't know how many times girls have told me they like being strangled, and I'm like, okay, I'm not doing that.

I'm a passionate, sweet lover. I don't bring violence into the bedroom.

But a lot of women want violence in the bedroom. Not real violence, but like roleplay violence.

What did he do to me? He grabbed me by my collar and like clenched his fist so it was like tightening, and then he pushed me around and then pushed me down to the ground by putting his leg behind my leg and then pushed me to trip me over. But once I was on the ground, he didn't

do anything.

He was so angry, like he was gonna murder me or something. Over what? A little stone that he thought I threw at his car. These people are nuts. It's probably just a stone that bounced off another car.

These people got no brains.

Never been attacked on the street like that, just out of nowhere. I had no idea what was going on.

No one helped as well. There were a few people nearby and they, they just like pretended they didn't see anything happening.

I was going, help! This white Dutch guy turned around and translated, saying, he thinks you threw a stone at his car. And then I go, I didn't.

And then he just shrugged his shoulders and turned around again. Well, thanks for the help.

People just really aren't going to step in and help out, are they?

I mean, I wouldn't either. I don't really want to get involved and then get attacked,

especially if it's like a big guy.

Yeah, I yelled help like that to the people nearby.

I didn't even know why I was being attacked because he was yelling at me in Dutch,

probably broken Dutch.

I don't know what I do to deserve this stuff sometimes.

All I did was walk over this bridge over the road.

Mila came over straight away, which was nice. I mean, it'd be kind of dicky if she didn't though.

Horrible time.

Probably one of the scariest experiences of my life, next to getting confronted by Faster's ex, but he didn't touch me.

Very dangerous getting involved with women. Yeah, Mila lived in the south suburbs of Rotterdam, the shittest part of the whole city. Her grandmother lived in this little house that was— I don't know how she was paying it.

Like old people house? It's not— I mean, it was a proper house, not like an old people's home.

Terrace house,

maybe some kind of pension.

Just avoid cities, really.

But I am kind of scared if I go over some girl's house. You, you don't know what the story was with the ex. The ex might still be around, or the ex might be like a stalker. You don't know how long ago the ex happened either.

Girl's not going to tell you.

Kind of dangerous.

I was completely at his mercy. I was just lucky that he was a wuss.

All talk, no action.

I wouldn't want to live in the city again.

I didn't have any problems in Manchester. That was fine. Fine, I guess. Even though Charles Beach makes it look like a hellhole, a war zone.

Ukrainian girl showed me around, took me to the Curry Mile. It's just like a long street of ethnic food outside of the university. She took me to the university as well. I peed in the toilet. I thought it'd be hot if we banged in the toilet too.

I definitely think I could have gotten Ukrainian girl. We met like 3 or 4 times, but I just didn't. She was covered in tattoos.

Always high, looked kind of rough,

didn't like her clothing.

I forgot her name.

What was her name? I actually completely forgot her name.

Yeah, I don't remember that name.

Moon said she looks fuck ugly because she saw the video where I met her.

I think she was jealous because she wasn't the first Slavic woman I met.

Oh, I was going to cut my hair.

Uh, I can't be bothered. It makes such a mess.

But it's getting stupidly long.

It's getting helmety.

'Cause I'm gonna meet Weed Girl next month, so by the time it's next month, it should have regrown a little bit,

so I should get started now.

I did this 2 months ago. I'll do it again.

Why is this mirror all dirty?

Okay, here we go.

Ah,

I hate this bit. It always looks like shit.

It takes fucking ages to

fix.

Everything

dusty.

Oh, white hair.

It's

hard to do this side.

I only see 2 white hairs in the hair pile.

Not too bad. Ja, wat heb ik zo?

Oh God.

Last time I cut my hair on stream, people were making such a big fuss. And now look how quiet you all are.

Oh, he's stepping in the hair. Oh, hair in the carpet.

Oh, he's making a mess. Why doesn't he get it cut by a professional?

I couldn't believe how much fuss everyone was making in the chat last time. As if it's hard to get hair out of carpet. As if it's going to be stuck in there permanently.

They're such morons.

Yeah, there's hair on the carpet. Yeah, I'll just pick it up when I'm done.

It's not hard.

The amount of stupid comments you get.

Why don't you go to the barber?

Because it's not 1782 anymore. We don't have a barber

or a shoeshiner.

You have a hairdresser. Imagine calling it a barber, like you're born from the 1950s.

The barber.

I think I'm nearly done.

Rubbish, man.

Okay.

Damn, new broom is good.

Done.

Like my new haircut.

Now to slowly refine it over coming weeks. Should look good again.

Okay, stock market in 6 minutes.

Bin men came.

Damn, how many viewers I lose. I lost like 40 viewers from cutting hair. Hair cutting, not a fan favorite.

Went down from 100.

But I look like a new man.

Tapered back.

Oh my God. Oh, I think I thought that was white hair, but it was just a light.

Where'd I put the scissors?

It's all itchy around my neck now.

I put the scissors in the bin by accident.

Okay, stock market is open.

It's not doing anything.

I'm gonna change my t-shirt. It's tickling my neck.

はい。

All

right, that's more

Cutting hair seems to really kill off the stream. Maybe I'll do it off stream next time.

Oh,

fuck, it's tanking.

嗯。

Whoa, gold ripped! Look at that, holy shit.

Oh wow, my portfolio up £25

thanks to gold. My gold is up £17, my VAD is up £2.80, my XLF's up 50p.

Gonna make back that £12K I lost. With my new portfolio. Maybe I'll go short.

I'm still down loads on my CFD account.

I don't have any cash, it's all investments. I've got £8 cash.

Gonna need some cash for next week though, for rent.

Next payout, I need to, um, not put it into stocks.

Yeah, broke even on the long trade. I'm still way down on the shorts, down hundreds on the shorts.

I'm pretty sure I said my long is nearly at breakeven. I didn't say my whole account is nearly at breakeven. I would need to make £300 to be nearly break-even.

Yeah, I might change it to investments.

Could do.

I've got about 4,000 in cash, 1,500 in stocks.

300 in CFDs.

Okay, well, it's tanking. I told you. I'm up £3.

嗯。

Up £5.

I think I'll take profit here at the strong low, this green line.

And where's that on this chart though?

Got equal lows there and there.

Imagine getting triggered at vaping sounds. That's a weird one.

I don't do backtesting. I do front testing.

I'm up seven pounds.

Whoa, it's tanking.

What's gold doing? Gold's ripping. Wow, holy shit,

it broke out of this triangle.

I should buy more gold.

I put nearly 1,000 into gold already.

Whoa, XLF's ripping! I'm at £1.60.

Oh, I accidentally closed it.

Oh no, it's bouncing. Don't do

that.

Up £3.80. Oh, I should have taken the £7.

Might make coffee and have a cupcake.

I

only trade London Open and then

US Open until 10 past 10 macro finishes. That's my strategy.

Made $500 and only Fans this month. Pretty good. I've only made 2 videos this month. $500 for making 2 videos, not bad.

Just for showing my bumhole.

The moneymaker. Who would have known smelly little hole makes so much money?

Ho ho ho ho ho ho.

I might put stop loss on my short and then exercise. Stop loss at breakeven.

Up £9.

嗯。

嗯哼哼哼哼。

Do some exercise and then cupcakes and coffee.

Oh, oh.

Voilà.

啊，啊，啊，啊，啊，啊。

Whoa, market's tanking. I'm up £14.

Probably sell here.

Oh no, I'm up £15 now.

Actually, wait, hold it.

I don't know where it's gonna bounce.

Maybe right down there.

Wow,

got easier.

Oh,

I'm up 17 pounds.

Might close it.

How's Gold doing?

Whoa, gold's ripping!

I'm up £26.

Damn, look at that bicep.

Massive.

Stop loss at £15.

Lock that in there, see if it drops more.

Coffee.

Do you like

my new microwave?

Pretty nice.

Stop loss triggered, £15 profit. Not bad.

Maybe I make the cupcakes first.

Do do do.

Ah,

ah.

Hmm.

My next move.

Um, but not really. See what happens with Weed Girl.

I texted Spanish girl yesterday.

What's beeping?

Do you want to see my new microwave? But look,

someone bought it for me.

I need to get my bin bag unboxed. Well, there's a lot of neighbors outside right now.

There's so many. How many cars do you want? They've got so many cars, doesn't even fit on the driveway.

I need my bin bags.

It's kind of awkward if you go out and get it and someone else goes out and gets theirs at the same time.

Uh, wait until nighttime maybe.

Can't be bothered.

Really don't know what the next step is.

I didn't cough, I was blowing hair off the phone.

Yeah, I don't know what the next move is. I've got to get a new girlfriend, really.

All new arcs begin with a new girl.

Name one arc that didn't begin with a new girl.

In the meantime, I just gotta sit tight, consolidate my money.

Otherwise it's going to be a lonely Christmas.

Sad and alone on Christmas Day.

Maybe I'll buy myself presents, wrap them up, put them under a tree. I'll pretend I got gifts.

I'll make it even sadder. I'll make a Christmas dinner as well. Turkey, potatoes.

Just because I'm alone doesn't mean I can't enjoy it. What should I get for myself? New sex doll, PS5, and then send it all back to Amazon next day.

How many Christmases did I spend alone? Manchester,

That was it, really.

Essex Girl messaged me, I remember.

I felt really happy.

I was sitting on the floor drinking whiskey dressed up as a girl.

Maybe there's a Christmas market and go stream at the Christmas market.

Actually, maybe I shouldn't, on second thoughts.

Hello, I made a booking for today at 6 PM. Um, I'd like to cancel the booking. It's Jason.

Uh, no, just cancel please. Okay, thank you. Thanks, bye.

Date cancelled.

No

restaurant dinner.

Stupid Spanish cow.

Hmm, if I find the right girl, I'd treat her so good. Take her out to dinner, get her things.

Give her a lift,

look for nice restaurants to go to,

find places to travel to.

I got so much love to give.

I want to go to a restaurant, take her out,

get her to try something she hasn't tried before, like, I don't know, sushi, teppanyaki. Yakiniku,

go to a nice beach.

I think maybe I don't show care in like the conventional way, but I think I'm quite considerate. Like, I bought the castle ticket for the gamer girl without her asking me to. Took initiative and

make sure the place is easy for her to get to.

Or if they live in Plymouth, I drive all the way there so they don't have to come out. Too far. I arrived 2 hours early as well so I can pace about nervously.

I arrived at the date for the Indian girl 2 hours early just so I could go shopping.

She arrived half an hour— she arrived an hour late. I arrived 2 hours early.

I think I'm quite considerate in my own little ways.

Indian girl had massive nose, like Ice Poseidon nose.

I would never date her.

She was like 2 out of 10.

I don't know how Indian men do it. Do they not care?

Maybe in India big nose is sexy.

I did see a pic, but obviously she's not going to show her worst angle on the dating website, is she? Who's going to take a picture of the worst angle and post it?

She probably knows it's a bad angle as well.

I just— I don't like that nose

at all. The nose is a deal breaker every single time.

She gotta have a nice nose,

or at least a normal looking nose.

If you take a picture from the front, you can't really tell how big it is.

I wonder if I can go get my rubbish yet.

Oh, why are there so many cars parked outside? Oh, there's people out there too. Oh my fucking God.

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that? Why are you— why, why, why? Shut up, stupid car finance. Don't have car finance.

What the bloody hell are they doing out there?

Yeah, you guys better start calling me Jason from now on, or you're banned.

Better not blow my cover.

Oh

my God, rubbish.

Human interaction avoided. Nice.

Cupcakes finished.

One week until I can get rid of all the black bags. Ah, market's tanking. Shouldn't have sold.

God, stream's dead today. Where the fuck is everyone? 65 fucking viewers.

It all went downhill when I started cutting my hair.

I won't cut my hair on stream again now.

I had 100 viewers until I started cutting my hair. And then it dropped down to 55, never recovered.

Buy again.

But it's such a nice soothing hissing sound. How do you not like it?

What's going to happen? First, coils burning or running out of the liquid.

Been sucking on it for a while now. I think I'm immune to nicotine. Don't feel anything.

How do people get addicted to this? I just don't get it. I don't understand smoking. Because this is what you got addicted to and you can't quit. The hell? It doesn't even feel that good. Masturbating feels way better.

Uh-oh, how's the neighbor gonna reverse in with all the cars blocking the driveway?

Oh,

why have they got 3 cars sticking in front of the neighbor's driveway? I'd be pissed.

Reversing skills on point.

I was nervous when I first came here reversing down the driveway. Never done that before.

Driveway is so long.

Imagine, imagine leaving the stream because you don't like that sound. That's fucking crazy. What's wrong with the sound? It's just— what's wrong with that?

Does it trigger anyone else?

That guy always whines when I turn on the vacuum as

well. You people are nuts.

I'm not addicted at all.

What's misophonia?

I mean, I understand the vacuum can be kind of loud and annoying.

Oh God, when you get too much nicotine, it makes you feel kind of sick.

Feels weird.

But it's really boring. Like, there's nothing to do when you don't have to go and buy food.

What am I supposed to do?

Garden box. Nah, I don't want to build any big structures. I'm thinking about moving out.

Oh,

they're still making updates for No Man's Sky. They're really not giving up on this game, are they? Still looks shit.

Better than Starfield though. I played it for a bit. I made a little house. And I got bored.

Stop writing that weird language in the chat. No one understands what you're saying.

What's the point?

Wuthering Waves. What a stupid name.

Wuthering Waves. What the hell does wuthering mean? It wuthers. The waves wuther.

Let's see what he's saying then.

Why can't I right-click on it?

Uh, translate. Is there a chance because I'm your fan? Huh,

maybe you wrote in English.

Window shopping on Amazon.

Damn, what's this phone? What is that?

A little flip phone with buttons.

Dual SIM card.

Can I stream on it?

2G flip phone. What, 2G?

Looks kind of cool though if you could stream from it.

On the Magic V5, I watched TechTap's video about it. Yeah, it looks way better than the Fold 6— what was it, 7? It looks way better than the Fold 7. Thinner, better camera, but you probably can't use wide angle in third-party apps.

I'm using wide angle now. You can't do that on these Chinese phones. They don't have the API support.

Don't really need a big screen like that anyway.

嗯 哼 哼， 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔， 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔， 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔。

£300 off the Honor Magic B5.

Everyone's— they all make the same video all at the same time, these phone channels.

So all great mates on it have been indulging in some— this guy is really annoying. He's always making these stupid sex jokes. The Magic V5 foldable, because for several months now they've been claiming it's the skinniest bendy blower around. He keeps calling them blowers, it's not even funny. Well, it's finally here, and I've been using the Honor

Magic V5. I've been using Imagine this bendy buggery blower spurting all over my buggering bender. He says these stupid things. Over a week as my full-time phone, testing out that camera tech, battery life, and other bits. But Samsung has been similarly swinging its schlong over the fresh new Galaxy Z Fold 7, once again over that size zero

design. So between them and Honor windmilling all over the place, it's getting rather breezy from all of that flapping flesh. There's a metaphor that's gonna cause a few nightmares. Anyway, I've already reviewed the Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 7, so here's how that and the Honor Magic V5 stack up. Which is the best foldable for you? Well, here's

a half-assed side-by-side comparison from your drunken uncle. And for more of the latest and greatest, please do subscribe and hit the notifications bell. Now first up, yes, Honor is very right indeed to slap its meat over the— why does he have to keep saying meat and flap and flesh? It's disgusting. Foldable when it's folded up, and of

course when it's bendy flappy meat flaps. Apparently there's an ivory white version of these, so annoying, which measures just 8.8 millimeters. It would be folded up, which is a cockroach's pube thinner than the cockroach's pube. However, just to confuse matters, all other models of of the Honor Magic V5, including this one which I've got clutched in my

slightly sweaty fist, is actually 9mm thick when folded, and therefore a ladybird's ball bag bigger than the Galaxy Z Fold 7. And aye, you can indeed see that this is the case when you stick them side by side, but we're talking literally millimeters here. Both phones are stupidly thin, so honestly, his metaphors are stupid, especially since, as

you See there, those cameras add on a fair bit of extra chunk anyway. And the Honor Magic V5, pleasingly lightweight for a foldable as well at just 222 grams. Again, Z Fold 7 slightly lighter at 215 grams, but both very impressive. The design continues to impress when you get to the hinge because as you can see, neither—

let me guess, he's gonna make a hinge joke— are quite rectangular. Bendy bugger. A slight bit of curvature on these two corners with the Magic V5, and apparently you've got yourself a nano crystal shield display here on the Honor Magic V5 with a pre-installed display slapped on top versus a bit of Victus Ceramic 2 action on the

Z Fold 7. Trying too hard to be funny. Concerned about that lack of screen protector on the Z Fold 7, but so far touch wood still pristine. And around back it's small glass for the Z Fold 7, but Invictus 2, which again still in good nick, no scratches or scuffs. I hate the phrase good nick. Keep it

in good nick. It's got a lovely textured finish which really helps with the grip, looks fantastic, and certainly offers a superb bit of hand feel. Not quite as mucky and greasy as the Z Fold 7, although to be fair that matte finish does a pretty job.

It's so hard to listen to all the stupid dad jokes.

It's just weird how pervy his dad jokes are. He's a grown man, just review the damn phone.

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Does look kind of cool though. Yeah, solid Delta.

If you get the graphics up good,

seems kind of ASMR-ish.

Shoot his hand. Yeah.

Shoot his nuts.

Did you know that the members of the Fellowship of the Ring may not have been as close?

The iPhone 17 Air will be the thinnest iPhone ever made. But what if I told you it comes with one major flaw? Let me explain. Apple is about to launch the iPhone 17, thinnest phone ever. Titanium frame and glass on the back, but its thin design will come at a price. At just around 5.5 millimeters thick, the

iPhone 17 Air might be easy to bend and might not be as durable as the regular iPhone 17 if Apple doesn't use strong reinforcement. Who even wants a really thin phone anyway? They're already really thin.

No.

Today's just one of those days.

Of pure boredom.

It's just so windy, I don't really want to go outside.

A bit bored of walking around in the middle of nowhere. Not as fun as it used to be.

I used to really enjoy it.

Now I just don't really feel like it.

I can't believe summer's over.

I had all these visions of hot boy summer and having a great time, barbecue.

Was that it?

Did fun at the beach, I guess. Had a few dates.

September now, can't believe it.

Winding down for the end of the year.

Maybe it'll be fun to walk on the moors in the snow.

I like summer. I like it hot.

I hate winter.

It's funny, I used to hate summer because I hated not being able to wear my jumpers and hoodies. Now I love wearing a t-shirt

and having my feet out.

Thailand train change. Thailand changed me when it comes to heat stuff.

I like wearing t-shirts now. I like having my legs out.

People are wondering if Venus is doing prostitution. Venus seems to hop in and out of hotels or shelter. Given her financial situation, is prostitution still part of her life after moving from Japan to Hungary? What do you mean still?

What, she was doing prostitution in Japan?

We saw Venus's picture in that catalog. Those massage places are effectively brothels.

I never banged a Western prostitute in Japan. I

never saw any.

嗯。 嗯。

The iPhone 17 Air will be the thinnest. Shut up, scared the crap out of me.

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Hello there. Hi. His intros are so gay. Hi. That's so good. What the fuck? Look at this American New York pizza. It looks so shit. Look, it's got nothing on it. It's just got cheese on it. Where are the toppings? That's the shit. Why did everyone say New Pizza's so great. This is a massive slice, like a

big cheese on toast. Here we go. It's just gonna taste like cheese. Nice looking slice, I gotta admit. That's nice, man. Okay, let's put you guys down so that we can, uh, get a little review here going. Oh crap, my bad, my fucking thing went Looks so bland. I'm so sorry about that.

So bad. Um, it is in Times Square, of course, as everything bad is. All right. Oh my gosh. A month ago where he lined up for 7 hours for a new donut store that opened, and he said the donuts were amazing. He spent a lot of time in America, he said.

Meeting his secret girlfriend.

He never gets in any trouble streaming, does he? Like getting kicked out.

I know I'm full when I'm just picking off pepperonis. Where's sunscreen gone? I don't think it's like a— you can just fucking tank it.

My people, they need me. America looks so boring. I don't know why anyone would want to go to America.

Why did you guys bait me into walking? It just looks like Europe, but shit. Nice and stable. Hitches. Yeah, I know. I was worth $100. Hey, I don't mind. That guy was a great box. A full of weird, crazy people.

How much famous pizza? Okay, the whole pie. It's very small. You can only have a. Okay, yeah, yeah, please. I'll finish it. I'll take. And I like elliptical. I don't know why. The treadmills help my knees. I'm old. Thirty minutes, but it was good. It was really good as well. Everything's grimy and old and like and covered

in graffiti and stickers. And back.

I'm just going to— I would never want to go there. So boring.

My biggest fear is I get a girlfriend who likes America.

I can't be boring, say, oh, I don't want to go.

Ah, God, today feels really boring.

More boring than usual.

In psychology, narcissist. In psychology, even something as simple as your favorite color can reveal pieces of your personality.

really know what to clean.

I do some sweeping.

That's one massive caravan.

Wonder where they're going.

Adults are just like big kids, aren't they? But with bigger toys,

cars, and houses.

I already decluttered the wardrobe.

I guess you missed it. It's full of black bin bags now until next Thursday.

It's only Friday today.

Got Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, then payday again. Whoopsie fucking doo.

Shit life, isn't it?

Got money but nothing to do with it. Don't want to waste it.

What even is this lift for?

Only 2 things kept me going in life? Sex and buying tech.

Now I realize buying tech is not a good use of money.

Now it's really hard to get sex as well.

But I don't just want sex with anyone.

I also don't want to abandon everything just to chase sex. It's not that good.

You want it as like a side dish, a complimentary add-on, not have it as the complete and only main part of the dish meal.

I used to think Warren Buffett was really boring, having billions and then just not getting anything cool. Now I kind of get it.

Making more money is name of the game, not spending it.

In the end, all the things you can buy are just more expensive versions of the things you already have that don't really do anything that differently. You mainly want it for status because it looks cool, makes you feel good. You don't really need it. Like, like, this more expensive car does the same thing as what my car

does. More expensive phone does the same thing my phone does.

It's just got different levels of quality, but they still do the same thing, really.

I just need

the basics.

And there's just nothing to do.

You can say, oh, work. Yeah, this is my work, sitting here doing fucking nothing.

Nothing I do will make it any better.

In fact, the more I do, the less viewers I get.

Going for a drive would drop me down to 50.

They want some kind of big dramatic life change,

which isn't free.

Just feel really stuck.

There's no update.

I keep finding long hairs that I missed when I cut my hair.

嗯。

I thought maybe I'd get a kitten.

Could get in some drama about it, but then what? Then I've got to sell it.

£400 Bengal. I get my own Bengal cat since neighbor won't let me play with Mr. Meow Meow. Get my own one.

Bengals are very friendly, aren't they?

£100? I'd get all of them. Get the ginger one.

£600? It's cute though.

£40, 2 years old marble Bengal. Look at his face.

He looks like Mr. Meow Meow but longer hair.

Adopt a kitten.

What, for free?

Kittens for sale, £100.

Maine Coon and Ragdoll. That's like Pushkin. I think my sister paid 250 for Pushkin.

Yeah, the fur would get all in the rug.

How would I clean that?

£30 kittens for sale.

£1,000 Maine Coon, 4 months old.

I feel sad though when you go to the cellar and they got a bunch of kittens and then you rip one away from its family.

Get 2.

Damn, those Bengals are expensive. No wonder the neighbor was worried. They're like £800 for a Bengal kitten.

嗯。

£850. I would never let it outside if I paid that much.

1,000 rare Tika Bengal kitten.

8 months old. It's pretty old. It's not a kitten anymore. House-trained, neutered, chipped, fled— fleed, wormed.

Moving in with daughter and can't take him with me. Bengal, £120.

I don't know, do you think it's better to buy them as a kitten? So they grew up with you.

What if it's scared of me and then I've got to shove it in a cage?

40-pound, 2-year-old Bengal.

Would like to do a home check. He will take some time to settle. What, are they going to come to my home to see if it's suitable?

Get Mr. Meow Meow a Bengal friend.

£100

long-haired kitten.

Long-haired black male.

No, dog's too much.

£100.

Rain cone.

So far,

£100, not bad though. It looks quite cute.

Why are some of them so expensive? It's just a cat.

£30.

Why is it so cheap? Maybe

it's ugly.

Torkway. Where the fuck is that?

Should I just blow £1,000?

Maine Coon.

What's so good about a Maine Coon?

Just remember Mila's kitten being a complete nightmare.

I think Mina was abusing it. It did this weird thing where it arched its back and walked sideways like a crab. Whilst hissing at Mila.

I thought, what did she do to it?

And she probably whacked

Ho ho.

I wish you just buy online and they deliver it to your house.

These cat breeder seller people, their houses stink and they're so untidy.

And they live in shitty places where it's hard to park.

Someone's selling a 2-year-old Bengal for £40.

Having to home our Bengal due to owner's health conditions.

Would like to do a home check.

Get my own Mr. Meow Meow.

I put a camera on it. I put a livestream camera on it.

I get rabbit.

I get

a parrot.

Dalmatian.

I get a python.

A rat cage. Get some rats. My rat babies.

Narcissistic parents are not just abusive, they literally make sure

嗯。

This cat protection website says if you're in rented accommodation, we require written permission from your landlord to keep pets before we can proceed. Uh, I can't be bothered.

Everything's such a hassle, isn't it? Just give me the fucking cat. Jesus.

嗯。

I

don't want a black cat. I like tabby

or ginger.

Who's Abram Engel?

Why should I go on his YouTube?

German Shepherd.

Should probably ask the landlord first though.

Oh, I don't know. I feel scared to ask because then I'd be sad if he says no.

What's wrong with having a cat?

Everyone else got a cat.

Yeah, but he'll probably find out that I got it, won't he? If he knows what my channel is.

I already had loads of cats in here. I had like 3 cats in here. What are they going to do, shit all over the wall?

I really don't understand the no pets allowed thing in contracts.

Just don't get it. Anything a pet can do can be fixed, cleaned, repaired. Like, what's a cat or a pet going to do that a human can't do?

Really don't get it.

Cat hair? Yeah, you can clean it, just get a Hoover.

Oh, the cat hair is going to get stuck in the hard tiles.

Not Spanish girl messaged me.

I leave Spanish girl on read a lot. And she messages me again.

Interesting. Usually girls get pissed when you leave them on read.

Maybe she's gonna say, oh, I changed my mind, actually I can meet today. Well, sorry, but I cancelled the reservation.

Taking my other hot date out.

Missed your chance.

Narcissistic parents are not fortunate.

To kneel there. Come on then, don't hurt me. Well, thank you. You are now Sir Nigel We're also making you honorary British ambassador to America and honorary ambassador to South Planet because they didn't let you for real. So arise, Sir Nigel! Thank you very much, I'm honored. My mommy says you hate foreigners. No, no, little girl, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not supposed to say that. That's very naughty to kneel there. Come on then.

My mommy says you're a racist.

Promise if I get a pet, it could limit other places that I could move into if they say strictly no pet, unless I lie to them.

If I get a new place, I'd definitely not dox it so I could get away with it.

Damn, Spanish girl sent me a video of her friend's flat. The roof collapsed because it rained so much last night. She said there was massive flooding. There's like a big hole in the ceiling and then part of it collapsed and it's just pouring water.

It was raining pretty hard last night.

Soothed me. I fell asleep so quickly.

Yeah, well, I don't want a nomadic lifestyle anymore. I'm settling down.

Although it does worry me if I did need to get a new place and they said no cats. I

would— I would not want to dox my house if I got a new place. So I would probably just sneak it in.

What a dumb rule, like.

嗯哼哼哼嗯哼哼哼。

Should I message them while I'm bored?

Was wondering if it would be okay.

If I got a cat. If not, no worries.

Funny if she's like, sure, mate.

Okay, why does it say no pets in the contract then if it's okay?

If he says no, then I guess that's an easy— I don't have to like worry about it. But if this is okay, then I don't know, maybe I would get one. I don't know, I would like a pet.

Maybe I will just send the message.

Okay, I sent it.

嗯。

Now she's asking me when can I meet.

We're supposed to meet today.

How about next week?

Um, fuck, I fucked up my hair now thinking I wasn't gonna meet anyone.

Look at my hair. I butchered it.

I got the shape down, like the shape's fine, but the fine-tuning, like the details, need work.

Usually I get like the shape done first, cut all the bulk off, and then I spend days or weeks fine-tuning it.

Banished girl back on the table. She seems keen though.

Yeah, I was friendly and I was cool when she canceled the date, so I wasn't like, fuck you, bitch. Maybe it was a shit test.

嗯。

I forgot all her details. I can't check stuff like her age and height now

because I got banned. I don't think she's noticed I've gotten banned. She must have like 50 guys on it.

Now we just need the answer from the landlord.

Okay, Spanish girl date is back on. I said next week, so I'll let my hair grow a little bit.

A pet is not for life. What do you mean? It's for like 15 years max.

Well, I thought you meant for my life. You're saying it's for its life?

Yeah, well, I'm definitely still going to be living here for 15 years.

I take it with me.

Van life with my cat.

I feel it'd be a bit unfair if the neighbor's allowed a cat and I'm not allowed a cat.

How come the neighbor knows the landlord? So he must be renting from the landlord as well. Then how come he's allowed 2 cats?

Literally every household here has pets. The other guy has 2 dogs, and that house has dogs.

Unless they own the house and and they for some reason know the landlord. I don't know how these people will know each other. They've been living there for decades.

But how do they own the house but they know the landlord? And they know that— look, this is the weird thing.

Like, Mr. Meow Meow's owner knows the landlord And knows that I'm renting from the landlord. How does he know that?

So they must be, I don't know, friends.

It must be quite tight-knit.

I mean, even if the cat neighbor rents from the same landlord, how does he know that I also rent from the same landlord?

Unless all these houses are owned by the same landlord and everyone here knows that.

Because when I first moved in, I talked to one of the neighbors. And they know the landlord. And that's not the same neighbor as the cat neighbor, it's a different neighbor. So at least 2 neighbors know the landlord.

Mysterious.

I really don't think the landlord lived here. The landlord's a farmer.

He would live on a farm, wouldn't he? On a farm, like a farmhouse. Why would he live here and then work at a farm?

He said his mom lived in New house. I wonder if the previous tenant was his mom. I don't think— no, said different names.

I think the neighbors all hate me now.

They think I'm involved with shady stuff.

I mean, who knows what the troll sent them.

No, he didn't say anything. He came over last week. I met him. He helped me with the water meter.

He didn't come and do the weeds, just like I thought.

I'm not really bothered.