I'm back In Japan

I'm

back in Japan.

The camera is gonna keep timing out. I have to keep tapping it. That's a bit annoying.

I'm back. Oh, thank you, Oliver. God frick.

I'm in

Japan.

The internet's really good here. So I can stream.

Hopefully it doesn't lag.

I've got a few things to talk about. It's been a while since I did a stream. Oh, thank you, Candle Key. What's my favorite anime? My favorite anime. If you haven't seen it, you have to see it. It's really good. I've seen the whole thing about 5 times and it makes me cry every episode. At the end

of every episode, I nearly cry. It's so relatable for me. Oh, this is irritating. I have to keep pressing the camera. It's called Welcome to the NHK. It's about, um, it's about this Japanese guy who lives in an apartment which kind of looks like this one, and he has no job and he has no life, and he

just sits in his apartment all day doing nothing.

And then he gets a friend, and then he and his friend try and make a video game and they fail. And then there's this girl who wants to help him become a normal person, and he's kind of paranoid. He thinks there's a conspiracy out, out to get him, and they go on all these crazy adventures. He gets

addicted to an online video game which is kind of like World of Warcraft, and then he nearly commits suicide, or all of these weird things happen.

Oh, thank you, Oliver. What do I think the meaning of life is? I don't know. I've kind of stopped caring.

The meaning of life is different to different people.

For me, I guess it's to,

um— I don't even know anymore. I'm very confused right now. It's day 2 in Japan and I feel very disoriented.

And I feel kind of weird.

I don't know how to feel. I feel extremely confused,

feeling a lot of déjà vu.

I'm at the Airbnb right now.

It's a really nice place, I have to say. I'll give you a little tour. So this is the bedroom. I haven't slept in it yet. I'll tell you where I slept in a minute. Um, you get a nice little Japanese-style room. I like the window here, has this nice glow coming from it. I'm not sure if this

plant is fake. You get a little futon.

It's quite a nice size room. It's not really, really small. I really like these Japanese style rooms. They're just relaxing.

Tatami mats are nice. Got a little TV, and then there's a kitchen living area. You get a little table,

chair. You get a fridge, microwave. Kitchen area's here. And then you have the mirror, shower, bathroom,

toilet. And it costs about £640 for the entire month. I booked it for a month and I'm not sure if that was a good idea or not because I might, might be going back to my wife. Well, I probably will be. Oh, Hiding in My Apartment, thank you for the dollar.

There's a nice painting of a geisha woman.

They're not very pretty, are they, these traditional Japanese artworks? They look like men.

I bought a beer. I might drink it now.

I've also got a jelly drink.

Feeling a bit hungry. Oh, the plane flight was horrible. Never choose a window seat because you end up getting trapped, and I was sat next to this big old Japanese guy and he kept manspreading and then his legs kept coming into my territory. He kept putting his arm on the armrest and then leaning against me, so I

was trying to get away from being in physical contact with him. Oh, it was horrible. And then he kept farting. I could smell it,

and I wanted to go to the toilet so badly, but I didn't want to disturb him because he was asleep. So I waited for about 8 hours into the flight until he got up to go to the toilet. Then I finally managed to go. Oh, it was horrible.

Always go for the aisle seat. Never ever go for the window seat. I went for the window seat because I thought that I would just fall asleep and I didn't want to be bothered, but I couldn't sleep. I ended up playing XCOM on my phone for about 4 hours whilst watching Baited Podcast.

That guy must have a bladder the size of a football field. That made no sense. He must have a really big bladder because he was drinking beer and he was drinking coffee and having all these drinks, and I just had one can of beer. It was the first time I had a Heineken on a— on an aeroplane.

Oh, thank you, Oliver. What is something you would still love to do? I would love to do artwork, to be honest. My only passion is doing art, but I just don't know how to make money off it. If I could make money off doing art, that'd be great. Look, this battery case— can you see it? You can

see the edge of it. That's not very good.

Usually when I drink a can of beer, I start feeling a bit drunk. I get a bit drowsy, feel a bit tired.

But for some reason, when I drank the beer on the plane, I felt nothing. And I kept checking the can to see if it was alcohol-free. It wasn't. It was a proper can of beer, 5%.

It was really weird.

And then my bags of crisps. I bought some crisps. Bring on the plane, they all kind of started inflating and they became really big. It was weird.

I guess it's supposed— I guess it's because of the air pressure. But how come I don't feel drunk when I drink up in the air?

This beer is very nice.

Kidding, beer. Sounds like killing. Killing beer. The beer you drink when you're about to do some killing.

I had plenty of water. I brought a bottle of water with me. I was drinking that.

Oh, beef jerky.

I can't believe I caved. If I'm gonna be completely honest here,

um, the, the primary mission of coming back to Japan wasn't to get back with my wife. It was so I could mess around on Tinder and maybe bang a couple Japanese women. But I think I'm gonna abort Mission Sea Lion because I caved yesterday. I felt terrible. I felt so sad and depressed and lonely. I kept thinking

to myself, why did I come here? Why am I here? Why am I in this tiny Airbnb? What was the point? Ended up messaging my wife. We met up around 9 PM and we talked for a couple hours. It was really weird seeing her again. I honestly thought I was never going to see her again.

And it was nice seeing her. She looked— she looked nice, to be honest. She was weirdly happy. I don't know, I thought she would be— she doesn't seem to be bothered that I slept with a bunch of girls in Germany and London, which I still find kind of strange.

And it was really awkward

because I feel kind of guilty. I feel like I've done something wrong.

So we sat around Osaka Station for about Couple was chatting. I didn't really talk a lot. I didn't know— it's been 4 months since I've even spoken Japanese, so it's kind of difficult getting back into speaking Japanese.

I wanted to buy some sushi, but they had no sushi at the convenience store, which is weird.

She finished work at 7, and then she said she had something to do in Number until 9, so I had to wait until 9 o'clock until we met up. And she wouldn't tell me what she was doing in Number until we met. She just said she was meeting, going to some kind of party. I can't remember, farewell

party for her colleagues. She said it was more funny to pretend it was a secret to make me worried. She's annoying like that.

She likes messing around with me, telling me it's a secret, so I'm all worried that she might be meeting a guy or something.

Oh, thank you, Oliver. What type of art? Well, I'm getting back into artwork. It's on my Instagram, my latest masterpiece.

I got this iPad Pro for drawing and I finished one piece. It's on my Instagram.

Art is expression and you're expressing yourself on YouTube. I think you'll find a way to make money from art. Don't abort mission Tinder dinner. I don't know,

I, I don't think that they're sleeping around with random women. Is making me happy, and it feels just kind of pointless.

It doesn't make me feel fulfilled or happy long-term just having random sex. And I've had a lot of random sex with a bunch of random women, and

after I finished doing it I just feel regret and I feel like, what's the— what was the point in that? That was meaningless.

That was a waste of time.

So after we finished chatting, we, we went back to her place. She has a new apartment. It's so nice. I can't wait to show it to you. When I move back in with her, I guess I'll show it to you. But the new apartment she's in is a completely brand new building,

modern building, recently finished. Oh, this jerky looks like dried up dog shit. Why is it so black? So we went back to her apartment. It was really weird.

It's weird being back with her because even though it's a new apartment, everything she owns is still the same. You know, it's the same furniture, the same,

um, items like the coffee machine, the rice cooker.

She still has my computer chair, she has my computer desk. She sold the sofa— no, she didn't. She She had to throw the sofa away because she couldn't sell it. And that was a nice sofa. It cost us ¥60,000, which is about $600. And then she had to spend $100 to dispose it. So that was $700 wasted.

We only used the sofa for a month.

I do feel really sad about the old apartment. But she actually says she prefers the new apartment. The, the second apartment we were in with Froze, that was on the other side of the train station, and she said she doesn't like that side of the train station. And I kind of understand why. It just feels kind of

lonely on that side. There's like this weird atmosphere. It feels deserted. But on the other side of the train station, it just feels more lively. So she's back on the other side, which is the side where we first lived in, behind that hospital. So she's actually happy to be out of that new apartment that we moved in

together.

I feel a bit sad about the new apartment. I remember my dad messaging me about it. He said, I saw your new apartment in your video. Looks very nice. Only £70 extra a month for a bigger place. It seems like a good deal. I remember everything he said word by word.

He must have felt happy for us, you know, moving into a new place together, a bigger place.

It feels really bad. It feels really weird to be back again

after everything that happened with my dad, the hospital trips, the funeral. Oh, this year has just been the worst year of my life.

It's just such a horrible experience, and I've still got— I've got to go through that experience again when my mum gets older. Don't I? Next one to go will be my mum.

I'm not looking forward to that.

It's not going to be nice. It's going to bring back all the memories of my dad being in hospital.

It's, it's just so, so shitty to have to I don't know, sometimes I feel kind of envious of people who hate their parents because then they wouldn't care when their parents die. But if you're like most people and you actually care about your parents and you had good parents, something everyone's going to go through— the moment when

their parents eventually die,

and it's going to happen twice.

You're gonna have to experience losing 2 parents, and it sucks so much. When you're a kid, you kind of think that your parents are going to be around forever,

and then you start getting older and older, and you see them age in front of you, and then you start to realize, damn, They're not gonna be here forever.

Oh, thank you, Oliver. What in the past 12 months changed your thinking process? It's all a part of life. I'm sorry you filled with hurt.

I don't know, I just feel very confused. I thought having random sex with random people would make me happy, but it didn't.

It doesn't, it doesn't make you happy.

Finding stability and a place to call your home, I think that's what brought me the most happiness.

Finding a place to put down roots, I think that's what makes most people happy. It's what made me happy.

Traveling here and there to meet random girls and have meaningless sex didn't make me feel happy.

So I went back to my wife's apartment and yeah, we had sex, obviously. Now this brings me on to my first dilemma. She bled all over the place whilst we were doing it.

And then I said, are you still on the pill? She said yes.

Now this, this worries me a bit. Why, why is she still on the pill? Was what I instantly thought. It's been 4 months. Why has she been on the pill for 4 months since we've been a

separated. Now, she told me she hasn't slept with any men since we separated,

and I want to believe her.

Maybe she just stayed on the pill for convenience. It just seems kind of weird to stay on the pill when you're not seeing anyone.

And it's like I said in my last video, if she has been sleeping around, I don't want to know. I'd rather she just lie to me and just tell me that she hasn't slept with anyone, and then I can just blindly believe that. But it's like in the back of my mind, she, she probably could have slept

with a bunch of guys, or maybe one at least,

because she thought we were over. I thought we were over.

It's been 4 months. It's quite a long time.

It's just weird to think that she might have slept with another person. It wouldn't really change anything. I wouldn't— if she told me that she did sleep with a bunch of guys, I wouldn't say, oh well, that's it, we're finished, never want to see you again. I wouldn't say that. I would just feel a bit hurt, I

guess.

It would just feel weird.

I wouldn't, I wouldn't criticize her for it. It's completely understandable.

Look at this beef jerky.

This used to be a cow.

I feel right now, I feel kind of emotionally stable. Lust evening yesterday, I was like all over the place. I was freaking out. I was going, why, why, why the fuck am I here?

I think I'd rather not know.

How would knowing benefit me anyway. There's no, there's no benefit or good points, good thing about me knowing if she slept. I could keep asking her and then force her to make an admission, but then what would be the point? That was kind of what I did at the beginning of our relationship. I kept kind of interrogating

her, asking her if she slept with any guys before we met, and at first she said no.

But then, as you know, that's not true.

When I first started dating her and I first moved in with her, I asked her, have you brought any guys back here? She said no. And then a few months later, she admitted that she brought the Australian guy back there and this other Japanese guy. So she does lie

about certain things.

I think some things are just best, um, left as secrets.

Being 100% open about everything isn't a good idea. I think people always say Oh, you need 100% honesty in relationships. I don't think that's true. I think keeping some secrets is good.

Oh, about the Rachel and Jun video. I decided to take it down because I have to admit it was a pretty shit video, wasn't it? I had no good points. My— the entire point of the video was just me saying they're boring and they get lots of views. I had no good arguments. I thought the end was

a bit funny when I did the cooking— I mean, the cleaning, pot cleaning.

And people didn't like it. It got way more dislikes than I usually get. It got more dislikes than likes. And the whole point of the video was just to try and troll the Rachel and Jun fan base, see if I can get them to click it

like I got the Chris Broad fans to click on my video about him. I wanted to do that again. But if the entire purpose of the video is to try and clickbait someone else's fan base, there's no point doing it on my channel. I should do it on my second channel,

keep that stuff on my second channel, because you guys, my subs, you don't want to see that stuff, do you? Unless I have actual good points, which I don't.

The problem with Rachel and Jun is there is nothing to criticize them on. They don't show anything negative. They don't show any of their flaws in their videos.

They just present themselves as this really likable relatable, quirky, adorable, fun couple, and there's nothing to critique them on.

What could you possibly say about them?

That's why the J-vlogging community is so boring now, that everyone are just so perfect and goody-two-shoes. There's nothing to critique anyone on because they're all so scared of showing anything negative.

That's why the whole drama scene on the J-vlogging community is dead.

Everyone's just like, hey guys, welcome to my new apartment in Japan.

Shiloh got divorced, but then she doesn't even give you any details why they got divorced. You have all this, all these shit shows going on in the other communities, like the James Charles stuff and the vlogging community and the American YouTube communities, but in the J-vlogging community, nothing is happening. Everything, everything's just so boring.

There's no scandals, there's nothing.

Um, another thing is another dilemma.

So my wife was in the shower And come on, I had, I had a sneaky peek at her phone. I couldn't resist. It was just lying there. The alarm started going off on her phone, so I had to look at her phone anyway to turn the alarm off. And I had a sneaky peek at her notifications, and

she had a notification from an app called date.com.

I've never heard of this app. Some kind of dating app said she had new messages.

So apart from the Japan Cupid thing, which she said she only made to spy on my profile, she's on other dating websites.

Sorry, that's very rude of me.

I couldn't help it, okay? I knew I'd find something juicy if I checked her phone.

And she knows I'm on Tinder. She said, she said her friend matched me on Tinder,

so she knows I'm on Tinder. I guess I should stop using Tinder now.

This is the, um, tricky thing as well. I can't, I can't get away with using Tinder here because she has a ton of friends who are on Tinder and they'll grass me up.

Look, stop, stop saying this. Stop saying that I did the same and I slept with some other girls and I'm on dating. It doesn't matter what I did. I'm talking about what she's doing and how I feel about it.

Yeah, I know I met other girls. I know I'm on dating websites. It doesn't matter.

I know I did the same.

Look, look at it this way. Just because I punch a kid doesn't mean I'm gonna be happy about being punched in the face by someone bigger, am I?

Just because Hitler invaded Poland doesn't mean Hitler's going to be happy about Russia invading Germany. You can't just say to Hitler, oh well, you invaded Poland, so you can't say anything about being invaded by other countries. Obviously Hitler's not going to be happy about being invaded by Russia, is he? Just because he invaded other countries doesn't mean

he's going to be happy about being invaded by other countries.

So what I'm trying to say is, just because I punch someone doesn't mean I'm gonna be happy being punched.

Just because I've cheated doesn't mean I'm gonna feel good about being cheated on. Obviously, I'm gonna feel hurt by it.

So the whole, you did the same, you went to Germany, doesn't, doesn't matter, doesn't change how I feel.

So what was I saying? Yeah, she's on some other dating websites, probably. I don't know how active she is on it. I don't know if she actually met anyone. I don't really want to know.

I'd rather she just lied to me, to be honest.

There's no— there's no benefits of finding out the truth. It won't benefit me anyway, just make me feel worse.

And even if I found out that she has met a bunch of guys So what? It doesn't really change anything.

You're too curious. Yeah, I'm just curious.

Also, I'm getting huge déjà vu feelings right now.

This is just like before I moved in with her, when I was staying at the guest house and I started sleeping over at her place for the night, and then I go back to the guest house the next day. It was, it was just like that. I went to her place last night, slept the night, and then

she went to work. We went, we got on the train together

We got on the train together. She went to work, I came back here. It was just like when I was staying at the guest house.

I'd stay over the night, then we'd have breakfast together, then we would leave together. I'd come back to the guest house to, you know, make videos and stuff.

It's like 2017, it's just happening all over again.

It's really weird. It's like going back in time, but certain things are slightly different.

At least back then I had James.

But it's nice now, have my own place. I feel like I've moved up a level, earning, earning a bit more money so I can finally afford to be able to live in an Airbnb or my own place instead of going to a crappy guest house.

I'm eating beef jerky if you want to know.

The problem with the Samsung S10+ wide-angle lens is it doesn't focus close up. The focus is set around here in the background, and you can't change the focus. Look, I can't refocus it.

I kind of made a mistake of booking the Airbnb for a whole month because now I'm thinking about going back to my wife, moving back in with her. I should have just booked a week. Now I've got a whole month here.

I guess she, she could come over. I'm thinking that we could go to Osaka Castle next week.

Because that's nearby here, and then she could stay the night here when it's her day off.

I could stay the entire month here, I guess.

I think I miss I miss living with her. I miss

that kind of routine we had. She'd come back in the evening after work, we'd go shopping, we'd do wholesome things like buying furniture, improving our living space.

I like doing that. It's fun.

It feels like you're building something together.

I missed that,

having a home with someone and then buying things for the home.

There's something comforting about it.

Did she attempt to sue me? No. Oh, I want to talk about

the experience coming back here. I was so worried that I'd be in trouble or something, or they'd interrogate me.

None of that happened. It was, it was so straightforward. I just arrived on the plane

Um, showed my passport, they checked it, stamped it, and they let me in. That was it. They didn't even ask me about my spouse visa expiring. I thought they would. I thought it'd be on the system, but I guess because it's expired, it's not on the system anymore. It's just gone.

This Japanese woman searched my bag though. It was a bit, a bit annoying, I guess. She took everything out of my bag and then she was checking everything. It was really annoying because I packed everything into my bag nice and neatly,

and then she was making chitchat with me, asking me why I was in Japan, what I'm gonna do, how many times I've been here. It was okay. She was kind of cute. And then we, we helped— I helped her put stuff back into my bag, and our arms, the skin of our arms rubbed against each other. It

was kind of hot.

Her skin was so clear, so smooth and clear.

I'm really jealous of people who have skin like that because my skin is terrible. It's all freckly. I get pimples. I've got a massive pimple here.

So jealous of people who have perfect skin. Must be really nice.

And then she questioned me about all my phones. I have 3, 3 phones. I have my LG G5, my iPhone, my Samsung S10. Must look kind of weird. Why I have so many phones. She asked me why I have so many phones. I said because they're my old phones.

When I get a new phone, I continue using my old phones.

Oh, thank you. Is this my life? Has she shaved? Oh, has she saved your stuff or sold it? She sold most of it. She still has some of my stuff. She has my camera tripod, which is quite a good tripod. It cost me about £30. She has my computer chair, my computer desk, and what else does she

have? I think that's about it. Oh, thank you, Ray. Sup Daniel, that dance from the washing dishes was funny. Thanks. The video was supposed to be funny, but people didn't get it. They kept saying I was jealous. Well, obviously I'm jealous. You don't have to point out the fact that I'm jealous of Rachel and Jun.

They get millions of views for doing very little, just simple vlogs of their daily life. It's not as if their videos are complicated or difficult to make. They just show you their lives in Japan. Look, this is my cute cat. Look, this is us moving our apartment. Boom, 2 million views. It's crazy.

Yeah, yeah, they used nice cameras and they put efforts into editing and they have nice editing and high production quality and they're likable.

None of the things I am. So if I get a good camera and I start uploading in good quality, am I going to get millions of views? I doubt it.

I always like arguing the case that video quality doesn't matter. If you've got an interesting story, then it doesn't matter if you shoot it on a phone or a DSLR.

I don't think video quality really matters. It's not like video quality is going to make my videos more interesting,

and they're not really that interesting as people, are they? Jun barely has any personality. He's just like, hey guys, I picked some mushrooms in the forest and now I'm making a delicious meal for my wife. I love her so much.

He's so boring. Yeah, he seems like a nice guy. Big whoop.

I'm not saying he's not a nice guy, I'm just saying that he's not interesting.

But I guess being interesting as a person isn't really a requirement for getting millions of views. You can be boring as fuck and still get millions of views on YouTube.

You can literally be a guy staring at a wall for 4 hours and get views.

I have vitamin 12 jelly. I like these little vitamin packs they have in Japan. Oh, thank you, Puffy. You and wifey should do a cooking video. Yeah, the cooking videos with my wife seems to do very well. The Japanese— my Japanese wife makes me dinner video did very well, 50K views.

I might do more of those, maybe my Japanese wife makes sushi, stuff like that.

They have different types of vitamin packs. They have vitamin 12, 12 vitamin packs, and it has vitamins. They also have other ones where they have carbohydrates. There's a carb pack and a protein pack, and it says one pack is the equivalent to one rice ball.

Oh, it's raining again. It's been raining so hard today.

I believe if you put more effort in your videos, you'll get more views. You see, I don't know if that's true because

I've made videos where I put a lot of effort into them. For example, the drawing illustrated ones. They didn't really get that many more views than I usually get. And then I have views where— I mean, then I have videos where I'm just walking around in my room pointing at the floor and it gets tons of views.

Oh, thank you, Ray. How's it in Japan now that you're back? It's okay, I guess. It's kind of weird. Can you hear the rain? It's really loud.

It was quite nice this morning. We woke up together, we were completely naked, hugging, and then we could hear the sound of rain

hitting the glass windows, and it was all dark because it's cloudy. And then we walked to the train station together under an umbrella.

It really reminded me of 2017. Feels like such a long time ago now.

When I was in that guest house moving in with my Japanese girlfriend,

it feels like such a long time ago now. Everything was so different. I didn't have a big YouTube following, my dad was alive, I wasn't married.

It was really hot when I came. It's boiling hot.

And there's these weird insects in Japan. They're huge. They're like this big. Massive. I don't know what they are. They're like massive furry dragonflies, and they're really thick. They're not all skinny like dragonflies. They're all thick. And furry. They look disgusting. They're like flying,

flying caterpillars. I don't even know what they are.

Huge, and they're all furry like some kind of rat.

Disgusting.

It's quite nice to be back in Japan, I guess.

Yeah, it's okay. It's day 2, sec— my second day in Japan. I have a video I need to edit. That'll be going up. I'm not sure when to upload things now.

In England, I was uploading at 7 PM England time, but that would be 4 AM Japan time, so I'd have to wake up at 4 AM to wait to upload it.

And right now, what time is it in America? I think it's quite late. I guess I could upload it in—

well, before when I was living with my wife, I used to upload around

7 or 8 PM Japan time. That seems to do okay.

I used to have a video where there's no video. It was in, in a park and it was pitch black, couldn't see anything, and it got about 70k views.

I don't think making that video on DSLR would have gotten any more views.

I guess if it's clickbaity and it's like drama stuff, then the video quality or the production value doesn't really matter.

I think I'm going to upload my Rachel and Jun video onto my second channel.

I'm going to start putting troll— trolling videos on my second channel to troll other people's fan bases.

I think for my, my style of videos, I think my phone is good enough. I don't need to go out and get some kind of fancy camera. It wouldn't really add much and it would just make me look uglier, which I don't, I don't want. And then if I get a fancy camera, I'd have to buy a

fancy mic as well, otherwise the audio sounds bad.

Am I happy to be back in Japan?

I don't know yet. I don't know if leaving England was a good idea. I was quite comfortable in England. The thing is, if you spend a couple months in a place, you get used to it, and then when you suddenly move again,

it, it just feels weird moving again. Now I'm here.

And I don't really know why I'm here.

And it just feels strange being in a strange place that I've never been in before. Everything was fine in England. I had everything that I wanted. I had a nice computer, had okay-ish internet. I just felt bored, I guess.

So I wanted to do something.

I'm glad I have my wife. If I didn't have my wife, I'd feel so alone right now. I just feel like I'd have no one. I have nobody.

All alone in the world.

This is how I felt in 2016 when I moved to a guest house. I was in Korea for a month with my ex-Korean girlfriend, and it was really nice living with her. And then I moved— I went back to Japan, and then I was just suddenly alone again, and I felt so depressed.

It just feels so depressing, that feeling of being alone in the world. No one knows about you, no one cares.

You're just some random guy that no one even knows.

That's what it feels like when you come to Japan.

So it's nice I have my wife. This sounds bad, but I guess she's kind of like a safety net.

Oh, there's one more piece of beef jerky. It's nice having her there.

How much did I spend on plane tickets? I spent £714 for a direct flight.

I don't think it was too expensive.

The cheaper flights were about £580, but then you have to do a stop, stop in China or somewhere. So for an extra £100 for a direct flight, it's not bad.

I use British Airlines. They're okay. They're not the best. I think Cathay Pacific is better. Cathay Pacific, the new planes have really nice seats. They have these massive touchscreen panels, which I don't really know why I care about because I don't use them anyway. I use my phone. But the seats are more comfortable in Cathay Pacific. The

British Airlines seats aren't very good.

Where do I get money if you don't work? Surely YouTube isn't that profitable.

YouTube is very, very profitable, trust me.

Right now I'm earning the most money I've ever earned in my life,

but I guess that's not saying much because I haven't had very good jobs in the past. I worked in a petrol station night shift Full-time, 40 hours a week, and I was earning more than minimum wage because it was night shift. And I'm earning way, way more now off YouTube.

And that petrol station job was my second highest earning job,

and I hated it so much. It was horrible doing night shift. Night shift is just so depressing. I thought it'd be cool. Oh, I get to stay up all night,

don't have to see people. But it is horrible staying up all night and then sleeping during the day.

It just feels wrong. You don't see much sunlight, everyone's asleep, and then you're up working. It feels so depressing.

How much a month? Well, I usually make about $2,000 a month. It's about £1,000. How much is that in pounds?

£1,500, between £1,500 and £1,700.

Last year when my channel was blowing up, I was making over— well, I was making nearly $4,000 a month.

I was actually making more money than my dad was for a couple months.

It was crazy.

So you're making more money on YouTube than your previous part-time job? No, it wasn't a part-time job. It was a full-time job. I was working 40 hours a week, 8-hour shifts, 5 days a week. Wasn't part-time.

Yeah, it was a low-level job. It was a low-skilled job, but still, it was a full-time job, more than minimum wage.

And people raise families working at petrol stations. There was a Bangladeshi guy working there as well. He used to be my coworker, and he had a wife. He had 2 kids. He was raising a family off of the petrol station job,

and there was a lot of, a lot of married women working there as well.

I might do a visiting Osaka Castle with my wife. I've never been there.

2K a month is terrible. Well, it depends, depends on what you're comparing it to. Yeah, 2K compared to someone who makes 5K or 10K a month is terrible, but compared to someone who only makes 1K or $1.5K, then it's not too bad. Then if you live in a cheap country like Japan or Thailand or some third world

country, then it's plenty of money. But then if you're living in somewhere like California, then I guess it's not going to be enough. It's all relative. It all depends on certain things. For me personally, living in Japan or my mum's house by myself without any responsibilities, it's more than enough money.

And then you have to factor in, um, how much effort and work I put in. To making videos, which isn't a lot, to be honest. It doesn't take long to make a video.

Streaming, that takes a couple hours, but I'm not really busting my balls right now, am I? I'm just sitting here drinking a beer. How can you call it work? I think it's kind of insulting to people who actually work to say that streaming is working. I'm just sitting here drinking a beer, chatting. It's hardly work, is it?

Oh, thank you, Elusive. You should come to Cali, it's perfect for you. California is way too expensive.

I don't think I'd ever go to America.

I would rather just make videos and earn $2K a month than work all day busting my balls to make $5K a month. I'm just lazy.

I don't want to work hard. I want to work as little as possible whilst earning as much as possible, and YouTube is pretty good for

that. And my channel doesn't even get that many views.

I usually get about 20K to 30K views, sometimes 40K.

If I'm making 2K a month at my level Can you imagine how much money bigger channels are making? Channels who get 100,000 views or 200,000 views, they must be making way more than I'm making.

I don't really get that many views, so my channel's not huge. For anyone who has a bigger channel than mine would be making way more.

Can you hear the rain? So loud.

Can you imagine how much money Rachel and June are making? They must be loaded.

They barely make any videos. They make about 1 video a month, and that 1 video will get 2 million views, which is 4 times the views I make in the entire month. And I make about 25 videos a month. They make 1 video and they get 4 times more.

And then they have a bunch of other channels, don't they, that also get views.

So Rachel and June, they're averaging about 200,000 views a day, whereas I,

um,

I'm currently averaging 40,000 views a day. But I usually get less.

They're making 200,000 views a day and they only upload about once a month. That's crazy. They must be making about $5,000 a month passive income for hardly doing anything, just making a vlog here and there once or twice a month.

$5,000+ just for making one or two videos. That's crazy.

And I'm guessing they also have other jobs, or maybe proper jobs, and then YouTube is just kind of like a hobby or a side thing for them.

I don't think YouTube is their full-time job. I just feel like they're doing it as a side thing.

What would I do if I suddenly lost my channel? Well, I'd have to get a job, wouldn't I?

Have to go and get a job. Back to the petrol station.

Right now I'm on a tourist visa. They stamped me until September. I should be able to extend it for another 3 months like I did before, and then I guess if my wife— me and my wife are seriously getting back together, then I guess we have to do the whole spouse visa thing again.

I'm not sure how that's gonna go.

We have to fill out the forms again. I'm not sure if, if we have to do everything the same way that we did before because we had to prepare a lot of things. We had to prepare photos of ourselves together to prove that we're actually together, and we had to prepare screenshots of our phone conversations. And then

she had to fit in all her work stuff. I'm not sure if we have to do all that again. That'd be such a pain.

Why did I waste my money on the iPad Pro? I want to get back into doing artwork, so I bought it to do drawing.

I don't think it's a waste. It's pretty good,

and I'm enjoying drawing again.

It's not that expensive. It's only £700. It's not gonna break the bank.

Why did I waste money on the Galaxy S10? It's not a waste, I'm using it now. I bought it so I could make vlogs and do streams because I wanted a wide-angle lens. My LG G5 was kind of dying, it's too old now, and I needed a wide-angle.

The iPhone is just not very good. The iPhone X is not good for making vlogs or streaming.

Get a Wacom. No, I hate when people keep telling me to get a Wacom tablet. Wacom tablets are shit. They're you have to plug it into your laptop or your computer, and then you're drawing on the tablet but you're looking at the screen. It just feels really disconnected. When you have an iPad, you draw on the screen

and it's like proper drawing. When you get a Wacom, you're not looking where your hand is drawing. It just feels weird. I hate Wacom tablets.

And then if you get a Wacom tablet, you have to have a computer to go with it, so you might as well just get an iPad. Yeah, the Wacom tablet is cheap, but then you have to get a computer for it to plug into, which is not cheap.

I don't understand why any digital artist would use a Wacom tablet over an iPad. Or a Surface Pro. It's just so much better to use, to use a proper tablet like this.

I had the Wacom Bamboo tablet before. I hate it. It just felt weird.

I want to draw onto the screen, not on a tablet.

And you can use the iPad for other things. You can use it for internet stuff, playing games.

Do you usually get a one-way plane ticket? No, I get return tickets because if you get a one-way ticket, they'll start questioning you. They'll ask you, why don't you have a return ticket? They'll make you buy one.

There's no point trying to come to Japan on a one-way ticket because you'll get into trouble.

They want you to have a return ticket or an ongoing ticket,

which is stupid because, yeah, I bought a return ticket, but I'm not going to use it. My return ticket is for about the 20th of June. I said I'm just going to be in Japan for 2 weeks. But they stamped my passport for 3 months, so I can stay here for, for 3 months. Oh, thank you, Paris

Hilton. Is the love doll in Japan? No, my wife chucked it away.

So they're so stupid. Just because I have a return ticket doesn't mean I'm gonna use it. I could just buy a return ticket and then not use it and stay here anyway.

That's a lie. I bought a flight without a return ticket, had no issues. I don't know, it's not a lie. I'm not lying, I'm just telling you from my experience. Say I'm lying.

I've never tried to come to Japan with just a one-way ticket because I want— I don't want to get into trouble.

If you go into Europe, then you can enter on a one-way ticket. They don't really care, but Japan's stricter.

I've never actually tried to come to Japan on a one-way ticket, so I don't know if it's okay or not. I heard from Googling

that you'll get into trouble and they'll make you buy a return ticket or something, so I don't know. I'm just

Talking about what I read.

I didn't say Wacom, I said Wacom. Wacom. Why are you saying that I said Wacom?

If you don't have a return ticket and you come here as a visitor, I'm pretty sure they'll start questioning you,

and I don't even know if they would let you in. Maybe they would. Does anyone want to try? I don't really want to risk it. I don't want to come all the way here on a one-way ticket and then get told that I'm not allowed in.

Some people use a fake return ticket. David Bond showed me this website where you can get a fake ongoing ticket, but I don't want to get into trouble if they find out that it's fake.

My battery's dying. Oh no, it's not. 60%.

I don't think drinking the beer was a good idea. I feel really tired now.

I think I'm still jet-lagged. I managed to stay up all day yesterday and I went to bed around half past 12, midnight. So I had a good night's sleep, but I still feel sleepy now. I want to go to bed.

I'm not sure what to do now.

My life just feels kind of empty unless there's someone in it. If I'm just by myself, and I have no one, I just feel like, what am I doing?

I have no, no structure to my life. Normal people, they'd get up, go to work, come home, and then, I don't know, relax, watch TV, maybe meet friends. I just wake up and I have nothing to do apart from make a video and get food, and then the rest of the day I just play Rainbow Six. And

watch YouTube. At least when I had a wife, I had a bit of structure. She would come home, we would go shopping, do stuff together, watch TV together. It made me feel a bit less empty.

I haven't even slept in this bed yet. I slept last night in my wife's bed.

My wife's at work now. She works 6 days a week.

Oh, I hate traveling. It's so boring. I don't understand people who like traveling. You just go someplace and visit the tourist sites. I have a big noodle, cup noodle, have that for lunch.

Then I guess I have to buy dinner. I guess I could meet my wife again this evening.

Should I? I don't know.

I would like to move back in with her,

but I've booked this Airbnb for the entire month. It feels stupid to book the entire month and then not actually stay here.

Why don't I film her? Because she's not here. She's at work. How can I film her when she's not here?

Here.

Aren't I afraid of getting in trouble with the feds? No, why would I? Why would I be afraid? And there's no feds in Japan.

There's no refunds on the Airbnb, it says on the policy. No refunds.

I could rent it out. Does anyone want to come here and stay? I'll rent it out to you half price so I can move back in with my wife.

It was nice moving in here. It was pretty straightforward. I haven't even seen the owner. She just left me instructions. She said the key is in the mailbox, press these numbers and then it will open. So I just arrived, got here, went to the mailbox, got the key, came in.

She hasn't even messaged me. I didn't even message her saying that I'm here.

So it's a nice experience if you're like me and you don't like dealing with people. If you go to a guest house, you have to talk to the manager, and then you have to fill out all these stupid forms, and then you have to talk to him, and then you have to talk to everyone else. Such a

pain. It's nice coming to an Airbnb, and then you're just left to your own devices. You don't have to talk to anyone.

I might go for a walk later on. I want to do some drawing and watch some YouTube, play some Rainbow Six, and then I guess I'll go back out in the evening to get food. I'm not sure if my wife wants to meet up again. Maybe we could go for dinner.

Maybe we should take it slowly. I don't know.

And it's raining now, so I don't really want to go outside.

I really want to sleep. I know I shouldn't sleep. I should wait until nighttime.

The Airbnb costs About £600. Quite a good price.

Not bad.

I could do a live stream with my wife. Oh, my wife has really good internet, which is good because she moved into a brand new building. Uh, it's all connected with ultra-fast fiber optic, the same fiber optic we had in our second apartment. So it should be really good for streaming. Wi-Fi here is really good. I get

about 20 download, 20 upload, which is amazing compared to my internet back home in England. It's about 20 times faster. You should have seen how quick it— how quick my video uploaded. Uploaded in about a minute. Half a minute. Usually takes me an hour or 2 to upload videos.

Maybe I'll get back into streaming, try and find some interesting food, do some mukbangs.

It's a bit weird being back here.

I guess my dad would be happy to know

that we're getting back together.

It would be fun if my sister got back together with her ex-boyfriend.

I carry this photo around now. Who remembers this photo?

We took it in Malaysia.

This person's gone and this person's gone. This person was almost gone. Now she's back.

Look, my dad looked quite happy back then. The Malaysia vlogs, who remembers them?

They didn't get very good views. I thought people would be interested to see me in Malaysia.

I liked my sister's boyfriend. He was nice.

First time I met him was 2015. I remember my sister brought him back for Christmas, so I've known him for about 4 years, and I always liked talking to him. I liked it when he came back with my sister to the house. I was really upset when she said she broke up with him. He was a nice

guy. He was really helpful during the whole hospital thing with my dad. He was really supportive.

My dad liked him. He, he and my dad used to talk a lot. About things like architecture and buildings.

He and my dad talked to each other more than me and my dad talked to each other. It was a bit sad,

I guess, because they're into similar things.

Oh shit, nearly showed my bank account.

That was close. It's okay, the numbers on the card, uh, you can't do anything with those. Well, you could use them to send me money, but that's not my bank— that's not my card number.

Please don't screenshot it.

I'm pretty sure it's okay to show that number. It's just my account number and the sort code.

Those are the numbers you give people when you want them to send you money.

I'm currently at an Airbnb. This is not my wife's place.

What phone plan am I using? I'm using the 2-year contract on my iPhone I got last year. I still have a year left on it, so that's helpful.

Am I excited for 90K subs? I guess so. I don't really care about subs that much. I care more about views. My subs are going up quite quite quickly. I lost about 60 subs yesterday when I made that Rachel and Jun video, so I took that down. But the subs, it was at 580 and then it went

down to about 520, and now I woke up today, it's back up to 614.

I'm not sure how I'm getting so many new subs this quickly.

So I might be able to hit 90K if I, if I don't piss people off by making some dumb video saying stupid things. I think I'm gonna try and play it safe so I can hit 90K, so I can get the screenshot.

Try not to say dumb things, try not to make a stupid video that will lose me subs. I lost Nearly 1,000 subs when I made the Turkish girl video,

but I regained most of them, replaced them with better people, more fun people. Those wet tissues, they unsubbed, they can get lost. I, I replaced them with better ones.

It's a shame because I kind of enjoy making videos where I say dumb stuff and piss a lot of people off. It's just kind of funny, but then I lose loads of subs and then it feels bad.

Hmm,

I don't really have any video ideas now.

Hating on other YouTubers definitely loses me subs, so I think I should avoid hating on other YouTubers,

and I should avoid shit-talking women after having sex with them. That definitely made me lose a lot of subs.

A lot of people were upset about the Turkish girl thing. I still don't really get it. I just said she was annoying and that I didn't feel attracted to her. Now everyone got upset because I had sex with her, then I said she was annoying.

My wife says she still has the SD card and she hasn't deleted the stuff on it. She said she's keeping it as evidence.

Evidence for what? What are you gonna do?

I have a new SD card now and there's some saucy material on it. So what can I do for content now? I guess today's video is going to be first day back in Japan, I feel lonely and depressed, something like that.

And then the next one will be,

um, maybe visiting Osaka Castle with my wife, and then moving back in with my wife.

And then after that, then I don't really have anything planned.

What would I do for content?

I could do some wholesome videos. My wife cooks me dinner again.

I bought a new sex doll.

That could be a future video.

Why did they subscribe in the first place? They should know your video is going out. I know, I don't know. That's something I thought. You'd think that people will know me by now and know what I'm like and know my kind of content, and then they get upset because I make content that I usually make.

It's like they subscribed to me thinking I was

something that I'm not. Maybe they subbed to me thinking, oh, he seems like a nice fun, cute guy, and then they realize that I'm not, and I complain a lot, and I'm pretty hateful, and then they unsubscribe.

Maybe they just see one video that I don't seem like a crazy psycho in, and then they sub to me, and then they start watching more, and they realize I'm a bit of a weirdo.

That's how those girls, um, got bamboozled by me. Like the Turkish girl, she said she only watched a couple of my videos and she never saw my live streams, and she didn't see stuff like the subreddit. That's why they don't know me. They watch a couple of videos where I come across as kind of charming and a

bit cute, but they don't watch all of the videos. I'm pretty sure any girl who watched all of my videos and streams, they wouldn't want to meet me.

Well, the Essex girl wants to meet me. She watched all of my videos, all my streams.

I'm just kind of fed up meeting girls.

I always end up feeling disappointed, either because they're not very attractive or I don't feel attracted to them, or they are attractive but then they're not attracted to me like the German girl was.

And then we have sex, and then it just feels kind of pointless, and then I never see her again.

I just feel kind of fed up with girls and chasing girls. You know, I made that video called I'm Giving Up on Women.

I actually kind of meant it. I do feel kind of fed up chasing women,

and it just feels like a big waste of time,

and I would like to focus on other things, really.

Oh, but women are so nice, aren't they? Especially when they're naked. Why are they so nice looking

when they're not fat? When they have a nice shape, obviously. Ah, naked women. Why are they so nice to look at?

Is there anything nicer to look at than a naked woman?

I wish I was a naked woman and I could just stand in front of a mirror, look at myself.

But I don't want to just look. Just looking is boring. I want to touch and lick and poke and suck. If I just look, then I can look on the internet for naked women.

Oh, it's not easy when you're addicted to sex.

It stops you from thinking about anything else. All you can think about is sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.

Oh, how am I gonna stay up? It's only half past 1. I have 9 hours until I can sleep. I feel so tired.

It was nice having sex with my wife again. It's been how many months? Last time we did it was February, then we did it last night. It kind of felt like

doing it with a new person again. After you take a break for that long, you kind of forget what they were like in bed. And then it feels renewed, feels fresh again.

You make women bleed. Yeah, I did make her bleed last night as well.

I don't know why though.

The bedsheets are covered in blood now.

She said it's something to do with her period and not taking the pill on the right day or something. I don't know, I don't really get it.

My stomach was covered in sprays, little splats, splatters, splatterings of blood. That was gross.

She was definitely wet, but it wasn't because she was dry. With the Turkish girl, okay, now that I think about it, I guess it was a little bit dry at the beginning. So I could feel my dick pop in instead of just gliding in like it's supposed to. It kind of popped in. I could feel it, feel

it popping in. But that didn't happen last night.

Oh, thank you, Diego. Dan, my favorite position is missionary.

I like doing missionary and then kind of like cradling her head in my hands, so kind of like hug her and I have her heads in my hand— her head in my hands. She only has one head. Well, thank you, Shaji. Glad you regained your subs. I must admit, I watch you to feel better about myself. I

don't complain nearly as much as you. You better not screw things up with Chihiro. Thanks, I'll try my best.

Yeah, my subs are the highest it's ever been. I've never had 89,600 100 before. I got up to 89,350,

and then I made the Turkish girl video, and then I lost about— how many did I lose? I lost 600, 700. It dropped down to 88,700. And then I got, I got upvoted on some cringe meme subreddits, and then some guy called Tosh Zero on Facebook shared the thumbnails of my sex doll videos. I guess that helped

me get some new subs.

Why did I delete the Rage Engine video? Okay, I deleted that because it was a shit video

and was getting loads of dislikes and I was losing subs again. I lost about 50 subs. Because of it.

And yeah, it was a shit video. I didn't put any effort into it. I just say that they're boring, they get too many views. I don't think it was a good video. It got 12K views, so I might make $50 off it. It's not a huge loss. I'll put it onto my second channel.

I don't even know who this Tosh Zero guy is. Apparently he does some kind of comedy show.

Kind of funny that my sex doll videos got memed so much. The Why My Sex Doll Better Than a Real Woman and then the Sex Doll Giving Me a UTI. People loved that. They loved screenshotting those 2 videos and then making jokes out of it. Or they like, they screenshotted the thumbnail with I'm Giving Up on Women

and then Why My Sex Doll's Better Than a Real Woman, then My Sex Doll Gave Me an STI. People thought that was funny, I guess.

I do think Rachel and Jun get way too many views for what they make.

I don't think their content is that amazing to deserve millions and millions of views.

They say Jun puts a lot of effort into his videos. Yeah, but it's still boring. You could put hours and hours and hours of effort into polishing a turd, still just a turd, isn't it? It would just be a pretty looking turd.

They put a lot of effort into making boring stuff. Just because you put effort into it doesn't mean it's not boring. I think their content is extremely boring, especially Jun's Kitchen.

Yeah, it's pretty. He uses a fancy camera. He has cute cats. He has nice camera angles, but it's boring.

It's not interesting watching some guy make sushi. I don't care.

But I guess millions of people do find it interesting, so what do I know? Millions of people find Jake Paul interesting as well. And just because millions of people find something interesting, I mean, it is interesting. So I bet millions and millions and millions and millions of people find, um,

Football interesting? I think football is the most boring thing you could ever watch on TV, but millions of people like it.

People like boring stuff.

Why can't people like the same things I like?

I have never seen a Rachel and June video and thought, wow, this is really interesting.

Never. Ever. Okay, okay, I take that back. There was this one video where Rachel puts on a horse head and then she crawls around on all fours frightening her cats. I thought that was kind of hot. Can you imagine if she was naked wearing a horse head and you're banging her doggy style? That's all I could think

of. That would be hot. I wonder if Jun did that. So if it was me, I know I would— maybe I should buy a horse head for my wife. Gives me a good idea. That'd be weird. It'd be like you're fucking a horse human. Oh, that reminds me of that scene in Harry Potter. You know, in Harry

Potter they have those half-human, half-horses, and then they go into the forest where they live, and then there's that fat woman teacher, Professor Umbridge or something, and she gets kidnapped by the horsemen, and I'm just wondering, what did they do with her? They ride off into the forest dragging her along, and there's like a gang of them.

Did they rape her? People are saying that they did,

because in the books apparently Professor Umbridge comes back from the woods and she's in the hospital ward of the Hogwarts School, and she's like all messed up. She's— she looks all messy, like her hair's all messy, she's all rough and tumbled, and then she refuses to say what happened. Do you think they gangbanged her?

J.K. Rowling's is very dirty. Yeah, and then I read that in Greek mythology— what are they called, the half-horse, half-men things? Centaurs. Yeah, apparently they're known for kidnapping women and raping them.

I kept thinking that with Rachel when she was wearing the horse head.

That would be hot.

I wonder if she has ginger pubes.

I've never seen a ginger girl naked before. That gives me something to look up later, I guess. I've never watched a ginger— ginger girl porn. It just never crossed my mind to look up.

Do they have ginger nipples? Do black women have black nipples? I don't know. I only watch Japanese porn. Don't know much about non-Japanese women.

I keep imagining Jun and Rachel having sex. I just can't imagine it very well. Can't imagine Jun having sex. He looks like the kind of person who doesn't have sex. He just looks too nice, so I can't imagine him having a hard-on.

He's like one of those unsullied people, a eunuch.

What their kids would be like, that'd be really interesting to see. Half Japanese. Half ginger kid. What, what color would their hair be? Would it just be brown?

I think they just have brown hair and brown eyes.

I can't wait for them to have kids and then see what, see what they look like 10 years later. See if they look like me. I guess it would since it's half Asian, half white.

I don't know, I find the videos that Jin makes kind of narcissistic. I don't know if people would agree with me. But I think Jun's kitchen videos are just kind of narcissistic. He makes videos like making a birthday cake for my wife, and then on the surface level it seems cute and it makes you think, oh, he's

such a good husband. But then you have to think about it— he made that video on purpose so he looks like a good husband.

Did he wake up one day and say, hmm, if I make a video where I make a cake for my wife, everyone will think I'm a great guy. Yeah, let's make that today.

I find a little bit— hmm, what's the word? It's like he's trying to make people like him by only showing How he's, how he's such a great guy. But look at me, I'm such a great husband. I do all these amazing things. I make handmade flowers for her.

Oh, thank you, Ray. I love Kingdom Come. What is Kingdom Come?

It's not Kingdom Hearts. I hate Kingdom Hearts because there used to be this stupid kid called Matt And he was supposed to be my friend, but he kept punching me at school, and he used to like Kingdom Hearts. And because of that, I, I associate Kingdom Hearts with him.

I should do that as well. I should make a video titled Making My Wife a Surprise Birthday Present, and then everyone will think I'm such a great husband. Oh, thank you, Jesus Christ. Give a shout out to my man Dazu. Thank you very much, Dazu.

You know, hey, hey, listen to me. I've got a very good point to make right now. Listen to this, I'm gonna blow your mind. So you know how everyone calls me a narcissist? I don't think I am a narcissist because if you Think about it. I only make videos that make me look bad, don't I? When have

I ever made a video that made me look good like Jun does? I make videos that make me look like a shit person, so how can I be narcissistic? If anything, Jun is the narcissist making videos where he only shows how much of a great person he is.

Kingdom Come: Deliverance. Yeah, I like that game. I've been getting into it. Got myself a nice suit of armor, killed a bunch of people in a church. You have to crouch and then you press F and you can knock them out and then finish them off, and then you just run away before the guards show up, and

the guards don't even know what happened.

I'm not shit. This is a good point. Should I remake it?

Jun is a massive narcissist because he only makes videos showing off all of his good points. I make videos displaying all of my bad and negative points. So how am I a narcissist?

My whole channel is basically, hey guys, look how much of a shit person I am.

I never show off or boast in my videos, do I? I never show you how great I am at doing things.

Maybe I like being bullied. Maybe I like people hating on me. It turns me on. I like it when people tell me to fuck off and eat shit and stuff.

I want to be punished. Punish me.

I quite liked the dancing I did with the Rachel and Jun video at the end when I danced in between washing my pots.

I'm the most misunderstood guy on YouTube. No one understands my humor.

Everyone kept telling me I'm jealous about Rachel and Jun. Well, duh, obviously I'm jealous. Why would I not be jealous? They get millions of views for content which I think is less effort than my content. My content, okay, I don't put a lot of effort into editing and making the video look nice. But I fly all the

way to Germany to get content, didn't I?

Flew all the way to Germany, all the way to Japan,

just so I could get content and have sex.

I'd say my videos don't take a lot of effort to make. But in order to get the experiences for the video, it takes effort to get the experience.

A lot of my videos, older ones, were about ex-girlfriends,

and it took a lot of effort to find those girlfriends, to have the experience, to be able to tell the story.

So you could say that my video about Sayaka, my first girlfriend, took me 10 years to make because I met her in 2009-ish,

and then 10 years later I made the video. So that video took 10 years to make,

not because I was making— editing it every day, but because it took all that time for the experience to happen and then for me to make the video.

It took effort because I had to fly all the way to Japan and then stay at a guest house

and then have sex with them.

Oh, the days are long, the decades are short. My 20s are over.

My panties are gone.

Now I'm dirty.

So who would like a tour of my Airbnb? If there's new people watching who missed it earlier, do a quick tourage.

Here we have a fridge.

And I have nothing in it.

Microwave. Whoa, this microwave is called a Uesa Primus. Sounds like a Transformer. Little window. I have a light here. I feel like this little apartment is like one of those apartments you'd see in Japanese porn. You just imagine some Japanese woman living here by herself and she's all lonely, and then the repairman knocks on the door and

then she invites him in and they fuck

on the counter. And then in here we have lots of cutlery,

plates, cups. It's a nice Airbnb. Very generous, gave me a lot of stuff.

We have

foil, tin foil, cling film, little basket, an umbrella, storage bag, paper cups in case you're having a party here. Imagine if I had friends, I could invite them over. We'd have drinking parties, maybe an orgy.

That's me.

My wife said my hair is really short now. She said it looks weird. She said my hair looks better when it's a bit longer. What do you think?

I think it looks quite nice. It's a bit short, I guess.

Maybe I should part it this side instead. Do you think it looks better when I part it this way

or the other way?

Or I could do a K-pop hairstyle like this.

I'm a K-pop idol now. If I get a hair straightener,

or I could lift it up,

get some water.

Apparently Tomoko is still tweeting about me on Twitter, and she just has these massive rants on Twitter And no one even follows her on Twitter. She has like no followers on Twitter, but she's constantly ranting and raging on Twitter about things and about me. She's completely nuts. I can't believe I effed her raw 3 times. No, it's

4 times.

Might have a bath later.

Oh, I brought my one shaver, one blade.

I quite like having short hair. I was very scared of cutting it short for the longest time. I was very scared of cutting the hair above my ears. Making my ears visible.

I was really scared of shaving this side, the sides of my head, but I think it looks quite nice now.

How small is that bath? It's not too bad. Look, when you get into it,

unless you're really fat, it's big enough. You see, you can sit in it. You can't really stretch your legs out though, you have to sit like this.

But yeah, Japanese bathtubs are pretty small compared to English ones. In England, our bathtubs, you could lie down in in them. You

can't lie down in Japanese ones, they're always like a squarish shape. I like this window, it's like a Japanese style paper thing.

Yeah, it is paper, you could poke a hole into it.

Looks nice, doesn't it?

And if you open it, there's a glass window.

We have a television, a sliding thing,

piece of wood.

Oh, there's hair in it! Look, whose hair is this?

Gross. I should take it for DNA testing, find out whose hair it is. I wonder how many people had sex in here. The previous people who stayed here must have had sex, right? Why would you stay in an Airbnb and not have sex? Sex in it. It'd be nice if I had someone here. You could just imagine

2 European couples coming here, staying for a few weeks exploring Japan, then coming back here having sex in the bedroom.

I wonder if there's hidden cameras. There could be.

I heard a few stories about Airbnbs where the people staying there found hidden cameras in the smoke alarms.

Smash your wife here. Last night she, she was asking me which apartment should we go back to. I said, let's go back to yours. Yours is closer. So maybe she could come here next time and then we could visit Osaka Castle. Where's the toilet? It's over there behind that door.

Might go now actually. I need to take a dump.

Be right back.

Oh, I feel drunk. I feel drunk and jet-lagged. Not a good combination.

Also, I'm very constipated. I went to the toilet about 5 times yesterday, and every time I just shat out a tiny little piece. Took ages to get out.

What should I have? I need my Weetabix.

I need some fiber.

I didn't wash my hands because I used the bidet, the little robot arm that sprays water up your anus. It feels nice.

You don't have to use any tissue either. It's just the water sprays out all the poo on your hole,

so I didn't touch anything. So why do I need to wash my hands?

Am I close to Chihiro? Not really, it's about half an hour. By train, but the train goes directly to her station, which is pretty cool. The station I'm at is connected directly to her station, no transfers.

Any games I recommend? Um, my number one favorite games— favorite game is Rainbow Six, and recently I've gotten back into XCOM. I played that for hours on the plane. It was really fun.

XCOM's quite good. I still haven't played XCOM 2. I prefer the original. It's just, it's more simple. I prefer when games are simple. When you get to the sequel, they just add all this crap onto it that's not really needed.

And Kingdom Come: Deliverance is pretty good. It's like Skyrim, but there's no magic or monsters, and it's set in Czech Republic, and the story is quite interesting. You're basically this guy who's really dumb and knows nothing, and then you have to train him up to be good at stuff,

and his parents get killed by some Hungarian warlord, and then, uh, you have to find a sword that was made by his dad. It's quite interesting.

It's relaxing. I'd say it's like, like a simulation game. Makes you feel like you're in I don't know when it's set, but it's like the 1500s or something.

The combat system's a bit annoying. I don't like it. The sword fighting feels weird. It's not like hack and slash. You have to time your, your blocks and your slashes.

I guess it's more strategic than just hacking and slashing. I prefer hacking and slashing, really. I don't like how it feels. You have to choose the direction that you're slashing at, and the direction— no, you have to predict the direction of oncoming attacks and then block them.

My laptop, my wife sold it. She said she sold it for about $1,000. I bought it for $1,800.

Lost a lot of money there, but it's okay. I got a new one. This one's actually a slightly better model, but the screen's smaller. It's a 15-inch screen. My old laptop was a 17-inch. But 15-inch is nice as well because it's easier to carry.

My laptop is so much better than my desktop PC. Rainbow Six plays so smoothly and there's no lag, and switching between windows is almost instant. On my desktop computer, which is about 4 years old now, took ages when you minimize Rainbow Six and it kept stuttering. I had to make sure Streamlabs, Streamlabs and Edge and anything else

had to be closed down whilst I was playing Rainbow Six, otherwise it would be really laggy.

This, this laptop is so much better.

Did I bring the Yeti? No, I left that at home. Don't really need it. I can stream on my phone and the audio sounds fine.

And, um, I brought this tiny plug-in mic for the phone, directional shotgun mic, and that works pretty well.

I thought you left it at the hotel. I was going to. I decided to bring it back because I thought I'd need it. I do need it in England when I'm streaming. I don't really need it here. Do I live on the Oh, it's like a loop line. No,

I live nearby a station that's on the loop line.

Why don't you do something? Show us around the neighborhood. It's not really that interesting.

All Japanese towns, they all look the same. It's just a bunch of roads and buildings.

I think it stopped raining.

You can just go onto Google Maps. If I streamed outside, the quality would be so bad, it would be all pixelated. You'd have a better experience going, going onto Google Maps doing Street View.

I can't wait to go to bed. I'm so sleepy. It's only quarter past 2. What am I gonna do? I might stream for another hour,

maybe another 2 hours, and then I want to play some Rainbow Six and I want to do some drawing.

I started a new drawing and the idea is it's this skinny bony guy on all fours on the ground, and then on his back he has a bunch of little guys riding him, and one of them has a fishing rod, and he's kind of like dangling a carrot on a stick in front of the guy. But instead

of a carrot, it's YouTube money, you know, the green monetization. And then the guy's on all fours, he's like trying to reach, grab, reach out for the ad revenue.

I think it's a pretty funny idea. And, and it's kind of how I feel when it comes to doing YouTube.

People kept saying my last drawing was, um, self-victimization because the last drawing, if you saw it on my Instagram, it was a YouTuber in like a wooden booth and he's sitting there like this looking all depressed. There's a crowd of people swearing at him, pointing at him, laughing at him. And then behind the crowds of people, there's

this big woman and she has devil horns. And then people were being way too serious about it, like a lot of people are when it comes to my content, saying stuff like, oh, Daniel, it's your fault people treat you like that. Oh, you're just self-victimizing yourself. You don't have to live like that if you change your attitude.

Or you only get that kind of reaction because of how you are. You put out what you get. Calm down, it's just a drawing I did exaggerating my emotions.

People taking it way too seriously.

It was just something I came up with when I was feeling emotional, and then I just— what's the word— I exaggerated it a bit. To make it into an interesting piece of art. Yeah, I know not everyone hates me, and I know people react the way they do to me because of how I portray myself. I'm not

stupid.

People keep telling me things as if I don't know them. Pointing out really obvious things. I'm not as dumb as people think, okay?

Sometimes I feel emotional and have all these negative thoughts, and yeah, they're not realistic thoughts, and

And they're not rational thoughts, but they're just emotions, you know.

And it's kind of fun putting those emotions into words or into artwork.

Maybe I put too much emotion into my videos. I'm too emo.

Maybe I'll make a coffee. Drinking a beer wasn't a good idea. That just makes me more sleepy.

It's been such a long time since I've done a proper drawing. Last time I did a proper drawing was about 2017, before I came to Japan. I drew— I think I drew myself taking a picture of a very tiny naked woman. I drew a lot of pervy stuff. Back then. A lot of naked women.

Oh yeah, there's this one drawing I did. It was this big purple humanoid monster thing, and he had a naked woman tied up on a stake, and she was tied up like this, and you could see her boobs and her nips and her pubic hair. And I put it on my Patreon, and Patreon sent me a warning

email saying that I had to set— either set my Patreon to adult only Or set the drawing to, to private so only patrons can see it. I ended up taking it down just because I drew some fake nipples and pubic hair on a cartoon character.

I want to do more sexual artwork.

You should have seen one of my, my old YouTube channels I had around— I used to have a different channel around 2011, and I used to make these animations on it, these sick animations of fat Asian giant women getting gangbanged by a group of fat bald little guys. It was so funny though. And I'd make them kind

of animated and I put sound effects. I'd get sound effects off YouTube, like wet slushing water sound and men groaning sound effects. And I download them and put them onto the video. And one of them was this giant woman in the sea squeezing her tits and then milk was coming out of her nipples and it was like

an ocean of milk. And then another one was was about 6 little fat bald guys carrying this fat Asian girl who's naked tied up into the woods. And then they were like walking along.

I had all these messed up animations I did. I wish I saved them. They were pretty funny.

I kind of like doing those messed up sexual drawings. They're just kind of fun.

What would I do now? I don't really have any ideas. Maybe I have this weird fetish for gangbang— gangbanging

of giant women.

It's just kind of hot for some reason, you know, like— I don't want to start talking about this, I might get in trouble.

I have this weird fetish of tiny midget guys gangbanging a giant fat Asian girl. I don't know what that is though. I've never seen anything like that. It's just in my mind,

you know, like, um, maybe a gang of dwarves from Lord of the Rings. Gangbanging some giant woman. I think that's kind of hot.

Or what about a gang of tiny women gangbanging one giant guy? No, that wouldn't work. If his cock's really big, how would they get it in?

This is like one of those questions when they ask you, would you rather fight one giant duck or 100 little ducks? It's kind of like, um, 100 big women with one normal guy, or 100 tiny women with one big guy, or what about 100 big guys one tiny woman. Like, that would be weird. 100 tiny guys and

one massive giant woman

where the guys are so small they can literally crawl into a woman hole.

Like, um, Snow White. Snow White gone wrong, where they line up one by one for some fun.

I love how if your mind is dirty enough, you can basically sexualize anything. Everything is sexualizable.

Did you really say if you saw Ben Dean on the street you would punch him in the face? I probably did. Not, not seriously. I wouldn't really punch anyone. I was just joking around.

I don't remember which video I said that in. I think I've said that I would hit him with a stick from behind and then run away. I said that several times.

It's a joke. The joke is tiny,

weak-looking stick Asian guy

saying something like, I'm gonna knock you out. I think it's funny, you know, like in Friends when Ross says, if If I find out who so-and-so is, I'll hunt him down and kick his ass. And then Phoebe and Rachel just burst out laughing. It's that kind of humor. I wasn't being serious. I was just copying Friends

because the idea of Ross kicking anyone's ass is just funny. And I thought the idea of me knocking someone out would be funny. That's why I said it.

I wouldn't really knock out— why would I want to knock out Bendine?

I don't even remember saying it though.

It sounds like something I would say.

I'll make a coffee for you and me. I've never used the kettle here before. Surely this bit plugs in here.

I had sex with my mum

and it was very good.

Isn't it nice when you think you're never gonna see someone ever again

and then you do and then you have sex?

It feels weird. It feels like you found a £20 note in your pocket that you didn't know was there.

Oh, stupid iPad.

I'm at my Airbnb. I'm not at my wifey.

I got this coffee.

7-Eleven. Starting to get hungry again.

I could make my noodles, I guess.

Oh, it's raining again. Quick, guys, come to my place. I'll give you shelter.

You know what, um, this feels like? Feels like you— who— whoever did this when they were a kid, when you would make a shelter outside in the rain and then you and your friends or your sister would hide under the shelter,

make like a little camp or a den. That's fun. I feel like I'm camping right now. In someone's house.

Visit Chris. If I ever see Chris on the street, I'll knock him out.

Not really. I love you, Chris.

Christopher Broad. What do you think Chris's middle name is? I think it's something like Christopher James Broad. CJ. CJ Broad. Christopher James Broad.

CJ, CJ.

I like that bit in Ben Dean's new video where his friend Emil Tube or something, he says, I like that part in Daniel's video where he says he'll knock you out, and then he spits out his food. And starts laughing.

You could see the little grains of rice fly out of his mouth.

Better watch out, EmilTube, you're next. I've never heard of him before. I don't watch any Korean YouTubers. The only Korean YouTuber I knew— know is Ben Dean and Terry T.

TV. I have one coffee for you,

Chessmate Sugar, and one for me, and one for you.

I replayed that bit about 100 times. It made me laugh so much seeing him spit the food out like that, saying that he would— he said I said I'd knock out Ben Dean, and then Ben starts laughing.

I wish I was Ben Dean. Ben Dean, it must be so easy for Bendy to make content. Jesus, do you know how much effort I have to put into making content? I have to sit here all day long thinking about video ideas. Oh, what should I make today? What would my audience like to see? What would be

funny? What would get views? Bendy just wakes up and goes, um, so what should I eat today?

He could basically just eat anything and get a load of views. As long as he has something to eat, then he can just get views. It's not so easy for me.

Sometimes I have good ideas, like my ex-girlfriend tier list. That was a pretty good idea. And the whole sex doll thing I thought was quite good. But then I can't keep doing that. I need to find a new idea afterwards. BenDeen literally eats pizza for about 100 times, gets good views every time. I wish I could do

that. I wish I could just do what I'm doing now and get 100,000 views.

That's what I'm saying. I'm saying that people like Rachel and John, Ben Dean, that everyone says they make good content and they have good quality, but their content is just so easy to make compared to my content. I have to put a lot of creative thought and thinking into my stuff. It doesn't, it doesn't just come out

of nowhere.

Unless it's drama. Okay, my drama videos are easy to make because it's me just telling you what's happening. That's, that's easy to make, but then I don't always have drama to talk about.

When I have no drama I have to start thinking of video ideas, like now. I don't have any ideas, so I don't know what to make.

If I spill my coffee on my gaming laptop, that's £1,000 down the drain.

Oh, I don't have any ideas apart from stuff with my wife.

I hope you're not going to be disappointed when I, when I tell you my next, next 5 videos are all going to be blah blah blah with my wife.

I wanted a Q&A with my, with my mum. Oh, she's so hard to film. Number one, she hates being filmed. We had this massive argument because I said, can I make a video about you

where I say slightly negative things? And I said, the only negative thing I'd say about you is that you keep complaining about And then she absolutely went mental. We had this massive argument. We were shouting and swearing at each other. She was saying stuff like, if you make a video about me, I'll disown you. Don't you dare

make a video about me.

And then I was going, I won't make the video then. I was just asking you if it's okay with you. All I'm gonna say is you're a bit annoying and you complain a lot. It's nothing serious. I'm just doing it so I can get views. She went absolutely mental.

She really hated that video I made called My Mum Is So Annoying. She made me take it down. No one noticed, but I took it down. She said her friends at work watched it and now they think I'm a horrible mum.

She said, why do I have to have a son like you who says horrible things about me? But the reason why I made that video was because she was saying horrible things about me in the first place.

I wasn't saying horrible things, I was just saying that she was saying horrible things to me. That's not saying something horrible. It's like, it's just so weird. It's like, imagine John calls Jack a piece of shit, and then Jack says, John called me a piece of shit, and then

John gets more upset because Jack just explained what John said to him. Does that make sense?

I didn't say anything horrible about my mum. I just said that she says horrible things to me sometimes

and that it's annoying, which is all true.

But in her eyes, she saw it as me making an attack on her.

Weird.

It's a shame because I think my mom has great comedic value, like that angry grandpa guy. I think she would be great as a YouTube character. Can you imagine it? Angry Asian Mum. It'd be so funny if I just went around secretly filming her when she would go mental, start shouting. People would find that hilarious.

If I could record the arguments we've had and show it to you, you would find it so funny. It is, it's really funny when we have these massive arguments. We, we just swear at each other like, fuck you, I wish you fucking died. It's crazy.

But she's really, um, what's the word? She's really self-conscious about what people think of her and about looking bad, losing face.

I would love to make a channel called Angry Asian Mum and then film us having arguments or her going crazy. Be great.

No, I wasn't farting. It was that plastic cup.

How does it feel to be back in Japan? I don't know, it feels weird. It feels like everything that happened in England, all the hospital stuff with my dad, it was like a dream. Now I'm back here in reality.

It was like some kind of nightmare, and now it's over. I guess it's over. The worst part is over. I don't want to bring everything down, but that moment

It was the first time I've ever watched someone die. I can't believe I watched my own dad die right in front of my very eyes. Just watching him take his last breath. Oh, so weird if you think about it. Like, he's my dad, he probably saw me take my first breaths, and then me as the son, I

saw him take his last breaths. It's like the cycle is complete.

It's kind of poetic in a way.

Have you ever seen someone take their last breaths? It's creepy.

And when you think about it, we're always breathing, aren't we? From the, from the moment we're born, we're breathing every single day, every second we're taking breaths. And then you watch someone take their last breath, and it's like for the first time ever in their life they've stopped breathing.

His whole body was going pale, it started to go yellowish, and his earlobes went purple.

The whole dying process happens— starts happening so quickly.

It's just so weird. One minute they're alive and then the next they're dead. One minute they're a person and then next minute they're a corpse. So strange. And I was hoping that I'd be desensitized to death since I play so much video games where you kill people and I watch so many violent movies and I watch so

much violent TV where it's just people dying all the time. I thought that I might be a little bit desensitized to it, but I wasn't. It was really strange seeing it

in real life.

And then I touched his hand after he passed. I held his hand, which must have been the first time I ever held his hand since I was a kid. Because me and my dad, we never touched each other. I don't remember the last time I touched his hand when he was alive. I touched his hand, I kind

of held his hand, I said bye Dad, walked out the room. That was the last time I saw his face.

Very weird experience.

Hmm, it's just strange that now he's just like a memory. He's not a person who's in my life anymore, he's just a memory. It's just weird how someone can go from being a very important person in your life to a memory.

So quickly.

What does my dad look like? I have a photo here. I carry it around with me.

Well, that's my pimply face.

Make sure I don't show my card again.

Oh, thank you. Nope, nope, the night. Minimum wage jobs are terrible. I like your content, I find it relatable. Because I make nothing. I find it relatable because I make nothing and love you. I support some of your choices. My dad also died when I was 16. Thanks.

Which one do you think is harder, losing your dad when you're 16 or when you're older and when you're around my age, 30?

I guess it's easier when you're an adult because you're not a kid anymore, and then you're not really dependent on your parents anymore. I think it would be harder when you're a kid and you lose your parent.

I'm glad I had a good stable family when I was growing up. I can't imagine how tough it must be if your parents fought a lot, or if you only had one parent, or you had a violent household. It must be horrible.

I'm really grateful I had a loving, stable family when I grew up.

I had a nice, nice childhood. I had cats, nice home, loving parents. Everything was provided for me, my sister. We always had food on the table, always had electricity, always had the things we wanted.

I guess I owe my parents a lot.

My parents had very tough childhoods. My dad

had a very sad childhood. His parents, they got divorced. His family got split in 2. His mum took him and another one of his brothers away, and his other brothers were left behind with his dad, my granddad. In, in the house that my mum lives in now. That used to be my granddad's house.

And then my mum, I think she had an even worse childhood. She was the youngest of 7 children.

They had no money. She was abused and beaten by her mum,

forced to do all the cleaning, all the cooking. Treated like a slave.

I think that's why my parents kind of spoiled me and my sister, because they had terrible childhoods themselves, so they wanted to give their kids, me and my sister, a good, a good life

where everything was provided and

We were looked after.

Oh, why does it keep doing that? Stupid iPad.

Did I speak to my wife? Yes, met her yesterday. It was really weird seeing her again. It's been 4 months since I saw her, and I thought 100% for sure I was not going back to her and we were done and I was gonna move on. I can't believe I came back.

Now that I think about it, I really admire my dad, everything he did, not just for me and my sister and for my mom, but for for his mum as well.

He redid the house,

made it something— turned it into something beautiful. I was looking at old pictures of my grandmother when she lived with us. I don't really remember it very well because I was about 12 when she moved in with us, and at that time I thought it was kind of annoying having her live with us. I just saw her

as this old woman,

but I never really thought about how she was actually a human being. She had her own struggles.

She had her own problems.

I found it hard

to realize that people have their own lives. And the world doesn't revolve around me. It sounds really stupid,

but I do kind of see myself as the main character in a video game and everyone else is NPCs. Oh, thank you. I've given up. What is a Huff?

Never seen that currency before.

I can just imagine how motivated my dad must have been moving into my granddad's house. He had 2 young kids, a wife to support, a family to support. He had his, his own mum

to do right by. He had this big house which was all falling apart to fix and repair. He must have woken up every morning feeling so motivated to get things done, to provide for the family.

That must have just felt— I don't know, it must have given him so much purpose in life.

I think that's basically what drives a man, having that kind of responsibility, having kids and a family. To provide for.

Having a goal like that must have been such a great goal for my dad, repairing my granddad's house for his own family.

I wish I had a goal like that.

I feel kind of envious of that. I always used to think it was lame. Oh, look at my dad working so hard. I'm glad I'm not like that. I used to think like that, but I don't think like that anymore. Oh, thank you. Nope, nope. I don't mean this in a rude way, but why do you live?

I don't know how to answer that question.

Because I was brought into this world because my parents wanted to have A child, I guess, is the easiest answer.

Do you mean what is my purpose of living?

I don't know. I don't have a purpose of living. That's why I feel so depressed. I think if I had a proper purpose, a real goal to strive for like my dad had, I don't think I'd feel depressed. I think I'd feel motivated. I'd feel like I'd have something that I want to do and get done.

I think the reason why people feel empty and depressed is because they don't have a goal. They don't have something they want to strive for,

and they don't feel like they have a purpose in the world. So they feel depressed and they just spend all day playing video games.

Why did I remove my previous video? Because I don't think it was a good video. I didn't feel proud about it. People hated it. I was losing subs. It was just a clickbait attempt to get views from Rachel and Jenna fans.

Oh, thank you for the

Huffs. 200 huffs.

I think for some reason I was just really put off by the idea of working hard. I saw my dad working really hard every day and I saw it as a bad thing. I saw it as, oh, look at my poor dad. Working so hard. I don't want to become like that. I want to be lazy and

not do anything.

But I was wrong. Working hard isn't necessarily a bad thing,

but I've always associated working hard with negative thoughts.

Because it's hard, isn't it? It's easier to just not do anything and sit around. It's hard work doing hard work.

If it was easy, then it wouldn't be hard.

That's the most profound thing I've ever said.

But then I forget, I forget the, the fact that there's satisfaction that comes from doing hard work, and that satisfaction that I'm missing out on because I refuse to do hard work. Oh, thank you, Lazy Face, for the $2.

I feel satisfaction when I finish a drawing.

I don't feel satisfaction when I make a shit video. Sometimes I make a good video which I feel a bit proud of,

but not recently. I feel like recently my videos are shit. I'm not proud of my videos. I don't think they're I don't put work into them.

I don't watch them back and think, wow, I made a really good video. I just make shit content. I wish I could make good stuff about something I'm interested in, something I can put passion into.

Oh, thank you. I've given up. How tall am I? I'm 5 foot

8.8. It's about 175 centimeters.

Do I edit videos on my phone or iPad? I edit on my phone

because it's so difficult getting files from an Android phone onto an iPad. There's no easy way to send it over. I used to use a card reader and an SD card, but it doesn't work on the iPad. It works on my iPhone.

I need the toilet.

That was weird. When you open the door too far, it hits into the basket thingy.

It's getting very hot. Turn on the air conditioner.

The good thing is I don't have to pay for electricity, so I can use all the electricity I want, unlimited Wi-Fi.

So what could I do to achieve satisfaction in life?

I think what I need to do is I need to make something that I'm proud of.

But I can't make money off my drawings. I'd love it if I could make money.

No one wants to buy a drawing. No one's gonna pay me to do a drawing unless I make a website and I put my drawings onto the website. And then I put ads on the website, and then I, I advertise the website on my channel to get people to go over there. Then I could get some AdSense,

I guess.

Or maybe I could sell high-resolution files of the artwork, but then if you really want it, you could just right-click and press download. Save image as.

I don't want to do commissions. I don't like drawing for other people. I want to draw what I want to draw, not what other people want me to draw.

Maybe it'd be nice if people just wanted to— I don't know, actually.

I feel like a beggar.

Maybe I could print out the drawings and put them in a frame. No, too much effort.

Put them on a shirt, sell shirts as merch.

I just don't think people want to buy my art. My artwork, my artwork, my artwork. People would want to see it,

but they don't want to pay for it. I wouldn't want to pay for artwork either. I don't want to pay just so I can see someone's art. That'd be stupid.

I think I should just concentrate on making good drawings, have fun doing it, and not worry about making money off it. When you start just obsessing over how can you make money by doing something, then you're not doing it for the right reasons. You should be doing something because you like doing it, not because of how much

money you can make from it.

Oh, thank you. Are traps gay? Um,

I guess so, if a trap is a man who likes men.

Have I gotten Procreate? Yeah, I spent £10 to get Procreate. It's really good. It's the best drawing app I've ever used. It's so nice to use.

It does everything I need it to do, and it's very simplified, not not overly complex or technical.

I have the Apple Pencil, it's here.

I love how it just clips on here. It just attaches magnetically, see?

And then it charges up at the same time. On the previous generation of iPads, you had to plug it into the charging socket and it would just stick out. It looked really stupid, like a massive ping pong bat.

Such a great idea, just magnetically attach it here. And it also has this cool feature where if you double tap, it switches between different tools. So you're drawing using the paintbrush, and then you double tap it and it switches to the eraser. Tap it again, switches back. It's so nice.

And the whole iPad is attached to the case by magnets. I think the previous iPad was as well, but I had a cheap— I had a cheap crappy case with my old iPad where it clipped in with plastic bits on the corner. But this, this is the Apple, the Apple case, Smart Case, and then the entire iPad

just attaches to it magnetically, and it's really strong. It, it it keeps, keeps it in place. It doesn't fall off.

I might buy XCOM on it. I think XCOM would be really good on the iPad. I have it on Android. I guess I have to buy it again on iOS.

You want an update on my wife? Um, we met yesterday, then we had sex, and then I stayed the night at her place and then she went to work and I came back to my Airbnb and that's it really.

Am I using Wi-Fi streaming? Yes, I am.

I am indeed.

The Airbnb is about £600 a month.

The sex was pretty good, actually.

It was very passionate, I would say.

Did a bit of foreplay.

The thing I like most about my wife, which, um, is very different to the kind of girls I usually sleep with— she's so small and petite, and I like it.

Most of the women I sleep with are usually kind of big or wide and fat.

And I'm not a very big guy, I'm not very strong, so I can't really do much with them when they're bigger than me. But my wife is nice because she's very petite and small, and it's just easier to operate her,

if that makes sense.

I wish she was a bit taller. That would be nice. Well, I wish a lot of things, but no one's perfect. I wish I didn't have pimples and I was more muscular.

I wish my wife was younger and better looking, is what everyone probably thinks. I wish my partner was younger and more attractive is what everyone probably thinks. And no one's gonna say, oh, I, I don't want my partner to be more attractive.

I'm pretty sure everyone here wishes that their partner was younger and more attractive,

unless you're one of those people who says, no, I love my boyfriend, he's perfect just the way he is.

Really? Everyone could be a bit better looking, or a lot better looking in some people's cases.

It's just kind of weird that

I can joke to her about a Turkish girl and German girl and she's not upset about it. It's weird. It's like she doesn't seem bothered about it.

You'd think that

if, if your husband slept with a bunch of girls and then came back to you, you would be pretty pissed off about it, but it's like she doesn't really care anymore.

Very strange.

I'm not saying I want her to be angry. It's nice that she's not angry, but I thought she would be a bit bothered about it.

She doesn't care because she had at least one other boyfriend. Yeah, maybe she slept with a bunch of other guys, so she's not angry because She's done the same thing.

She doesn't love you, so she doesn't care. That's what I've been thinking, actually.

She— I don't know how she feels about me.

She must obviously still like me if she let me come back to her place and we're talking about moving back in together.

If she didn't love me anymore, didn't have any feelings for me anymore, I don't think she would have let me come back with her.

She's not a guy, you know. A guy— I don't know, actually.

For a guy, it wouldn't really matter if he just wanted to have sex. I don't think she's the kind of person to just want sex that badly.

Maybe she just wanted sex from you. I don't know.

I don't really see her as the kind of person who's that desperate to have sex. All the time.

It's pretty easy for a girl, for a woman to get sex. You just go to a bar, stand around for a bit, wait until some guy hits on you.

It's more difficult for a guy. You actually have to do— you actually have to put effort into hitting on a girl. Unless you're extremely hot and you get girls hitting on you.

Do I think she dated other guys? Let me find her messages

because I asked her. I want to see what her wording was exactly.

I just got the jitters.

Hey, don't call my iPad trash! It is the latest Apple tablet,

latest technology, I'll have you know.

I need to shit again.

Where did I ask her? I asked her

She may be desperate.

Um,

I saw some other people saying this. They said it would be easy for her to find another man, but then someone disagreed with them, saying it would be easy for her to find sex, but it wouldn't be easy to find a man who would want to stay with her long term. I don't know if that's true or

not.

I'm not saying that I think that because that will make me seem like a dick, so let's pretend someone else said it.

Where's my message? I asked her if she's met any guys since we separated. Let me find it.

Oh shit. Okay,

okay, I'm not so sure.

Wait,

um, I said you've been meeting other guys, haven't you? You've been going to bars. And then she said, I have friends and I'm by myself, so yeah, I go to work every day.

Why should I come home and be all alone? I'm— I go out. What's strange about that? Oh, thank you, Lazy Face. How much does it take to be a YouTuber like me? Equipment? You just need your phone, that's all. I don't have any special equipment, I just use my phone. Maybe getting a plug-in microphone would make the

audio sound better. Okay, okay, I don't like these comments. I mean, I don't like these messages. I forgot I asked this. I thought I asked her if she Maybe this is the second time I asked her.

Oh, okay, okay, okay. She said,

which means, I haven't been having sex,

isn't that good?

What do you think?

I said, so you don't deny that you've been seeing other guys? And then she says, well, I have guy friends.

And she said, when we were together, I didn't go out much because we were together, but now I'm alone, so I go out and see friends again. And then she said, it's not like we've been having sex.

And then I said, I don't know, you could be. And then she said,

um, I've just been going to bars with my

girlfriends. And then she said, you should stop, um, being suspicious. And then I didn't reply.

Let me read these messages properly.

Well, she didn't deny meeting guy friends. What does she mean by guy friends? Are these just friends that she had before, or are they like guys that she's met on the internet? And then she calls them friends.

I asked her this question before.

I feel as though the reply was a bit different.

Well, maybe I just asked once,

but then why is she still on the pill and why is she on dating apps? Sites. She probably went out with a couple of dates but never hooked up. Possibly. She's on this website called date.com.

I don't think she would tell me though. Even if she did hook up with the Australian guy again, I am fairly certain she would keep it a secret. I don't think she would tell me.

It just wouldn't really make sense to tell me something like that. What would be the point? It would just damage our relationship.

Yeah, I know I said I didn't, didn't want to know and I want her to lie, but now I'm wondering, is she lying or is she actually telling the truth?

I want to believe that she hasn't slept with anyone else, but then the idea of her sleeping with someone else does kind of turn me on.

It turns me on, but it hurts me at the same time. I don't understand it. What a weird feeling, weird emotion.

I find it hot, but then I might cry at night about it.

She just seems way too unbothered, not bothered about the whole thing. That makes me feel a bit uneasy.

But why is she so

not bothered about it? How can she not be bothered about it this much?

Because she had fun whilst I was away, so she's not sad about it.

Hmm,

very suspicious.

How can I find out without her telling me? It's boring if she just tells me. I want to do detective work and snoop around.

I remember when I snooped on her phone and found out about the Australian guy messages, and I just felt so bad after doing it. Kind of regretted looking. Sometimes it's best not to look,

but the temptation is too strong.

She must know that even if she tells me that she slept with another guy, she probably knows that I wouldn't leave her over that fact.

I find it kind of interesting though.

Even if she told me that she slept with 10 guys since we broke up,

I don't know, would I leave her over that?

Very confusing.

I kind of like the idea that there's competition though.

It makes me want her more if other men are wanting her as well. It makes me want to hold on to her more.

I'm not sure if that makes sense.

Why did I delete the Rachel and Jin video? Because I was getting a lot of hate for it. It wasn't a very good video,

and I want to try and get my subs up to 90k, and I lost about 50 to 60 because of it.

It's going up steadily, so I don't know, hopefully it continues going up until 90K.

I keep thinking, what was she doing when I was away? She was going to bars and stuff, hanging out with friends.

How many times did she go to a bar? How often? How many times did she get hit on? What happened? Did she get invited to any hotels? I'm I'm just so curious,

but at the same time I don't want to know because knowing the answer might not be good for me. But I can't help but wonder.

And then I start feeling kind of jealous of all these guys who go to bars and then try and pick up girls because it's something I could never do.

I would love to be able to go to a bar and start chatting up women. I wish I had that kind of confidence.

I'm not worried about it. I'm just curious.

It's not that I don't trust her. I'm just wondering, would she lie about it?

She's lied about things like this before.

Do you think she's still talking to other guys? She could be.

Hmm,

and then she said that she knows I'm on Tinder because her friend, one of her friends, matched me on Tinder, and then her friend told her about it. But she didn't seem bothered about it. She was just laughing. She's like, I know you're on Tinder, you better watch out, my friends will tell me. She said it in

like a joking way, which is just weird because I remember the first time her friend found me on Tinder, she came home crying and she was all shaking. She was like, Daniel, are you still using Tinder? And then she was

on the verge of crying,

and now she's like— it's like it doesn't really bother her.

That was in January, I think.

And I was also saying all this stuff about her on the live stream. She saw it. That was before I knew she was watching my live streams. I thought she wasn't.

That was a scary day.

Smells like my feet.

Hmm, it's a bit cold now.

I don't know what to do now.

I know what to do. So let's, let's download this app,

the date.com app, and then see if we can find her on it.

Is it an app? It said date.com on her notifications. Said she had a new message.

Go on to Google.

Oh, it's dating.com. Not date.com. Okay, I'm installing it now.

What? Turn on automatic download? No, go away.

Let's see if we can find her. Should I catfish her? I'll pretend to be some hot white guy and then message her, see if she replies or not.

That'll be a great video title: I Catfished My Wife. And then I arrange for us to meet somewhere, and then I tell her to come to some place, and I'm standing there waiting. Busted. So you could easily catfish as well. Just get some cute Japanese girl's picture and then start messaging me.

Okay, it's downloaded. I guess I have to make a profile.

My name, Big Coccus.

Birthday, 1990.

I am a man seeking a woman between ages 18 to 52. Take a chance.

Okay, so search, search between 30 and 40. She might have changed her age. Add more options. How about country?

Osaka. If she pops up straight away, I'm gonna be very surprised.

Okay, let's see.

Where is she?

Found her straight away. She actually put her real age on it.

It's the same photo she has on Japan Cupid.

She put relationship divorced,

bachelor's degree, knows English, kids no, smoke Never.

Well, turns out she's on this dating website. I wonder which— what other site she's on. I need the toilet again.

Okay, back to the search. I'm on Match.com.

I haven't searched for Osaka, but it's showing me a bunch of Japanese women. It'd be funny if she just popped up without me even entering search, search things. Okay, so we're gonna look for ages between 35 and 40. That should narrow it down a bit.

Save.

That's a Japanese woman called Miffy. Funny name.

I don't think she's on this one.

Why am I looking for women? I'm not, I'm looking for my wife. On dating websites. I don't think she's on this one.

Oh fuck, I'm getting notifications. No, don't dox me.

Turn— what happened? I think it's streaming.

It was just the dating website verification email, don't worry. Oh, this girl's quite cute.

What do you think?

No, I don't think she's on this website.

Jesus Christ, this one looks— she looks so scary.

At least smile. Jesus Christ, smile when you're taking a photo.

No, I can't find her. Okay, let's go back to dating.com.

Yeah, she's definitely on dating.com not to spy on me.

She said the only reason she made a japancupid.com profile was to spy on me. Oh yeah, well, what's the reason for being on dating.com?

I should have used dating.com as well. Seems quite good.

OkCupid. Okay, I'll try OkCupid.

Uh, why can't I just search people without signing in?

When you and her had sex, did it feel like she already had sex recently? How would I know?

If she had a shower before, which she probably did, is there a way to know?

Loose, stretched out.

Well, she was never very tight anyway,

so I don't think I'd notice.

Oh, so tight.

To be honest, no, it didn't feel tight. It would— it went in pretty easily.

Just like normal, as if she's been doing it.

Because if a woman stops having sex, apparently it closes up, doesn't it?

And then it, it gets— it takes a bit For her to open up again.

It's only been 4 months though since we separated.

It doesn't tighten up? Are you sure? I thought it did.

Oh, this stupid app's rubbish. Now the whole thing's frozen.

I'm sure they, they start tightening up if they don't have sex, because I slept with this one woman And the first time we did it, it was, it was difficult to get it in, and it took quite a lot of effort to get it in. But then after a few times of doing it, we didn't have that

problem again. It was just the first one or two times that was difficult. After that, then there were— there was no problems. It just went straight in.

Ah, this stupid OkCupid website keeps asking me questions to fill out. Just let me search people.

Oh my God.

Okay, finally, search.

Jesus Christ.

Oh, some people's faces are so unfortunate.

I'm glad I'm not hideously ugly. I feel sorry for them.

No, I don't, I don't think she's on this website. I wonder why she's on dating.com. Why don't you just use Tinder?

Tinder's the easiest one to use.

Maybe she is on Tinder. I didn't find her though. I set my age search for 30 to 40 in Osaka, and I swiped on every woman in Osaka between those ages, and she didn't— her profile didn't pop up.

Um, no, I don't think she's on OkCupid.

Let's see if she's been active on Japan Cupid.

It's interesting she put her age as 35 on Japan Cupid, but on, on dating.com she put her real age. Why do you think she did that?

Oh, there she is. Says she was active yesterday.

She said she got loads of messages, way too many to reply to.

Maybe she's just checking her messages.

I made a fake account on Japan Cupid pretending to be my ex-girlfriend, and I have loads of messages as well. So many.

There's no way, um, any girl would reply to every message. I wonder what makes a girl want to reply to a message when she gets hundreds.

Am I going to marry my wife again? We're still married. We never got divorced.

Pretend to be someone else and meet up with her. That would be so

bad if she agreed to meeting me. What if she knew it was me pretending to be someone else and she just goes along with it?

We signed the divorce papers, but she never handed them in,

so we're still married.

I guess she was waiting for me to come back. That's why she didn't hand them in.

Well,

I have nothing better to do with my time than sit around looking my wife up on dating websites and then wondering if she slept with anyone. What has my life become?

I just find it very interesting.

I would like to try catfishing her. I don't think she'd reply though. Because she must get hundreds of messages,

and I don't really know what her type is. Her ex-husband just looks like a typical Japanese guy. I don't think she really has a type.

I wonder what kind of guys she replies to.

What if I download the Australian guy's picture off his Facebook and make a profile using his Facebook picture, and then I say something like, hey, um, sorry I blocked you on Facebook, or something, or I lost your contact details, but I managed to find you again. Do you want to meet up?

He wouldn't sound— he wouldn't be so polite. He would say something like, oh, I miss your cunt. Do you want to fuck tomorrow? That's how he spoke. When I checked their messages, that was the way he spoke to her.

Is your cunt wet? He would say.

At least I talk to women respectfully. I'm a gentleman.

Well, it's been 4 hours. What have we accomplished?

Had a nice chat.

I think we've had a nice time together.

This is my Airbnb. Looks very nice.

How long will I stay here? I don't know.

I would like to move back in with my wife, really. Who's out there?

But then if I move back into my wife's place straight away, it feels like paying for this place would be a waste of money. Because I've paid for the entire month.

Do you want to get into my bed? It looks like some kind of prostitute's room, doesn't it? Not that I would know, but in certain prostitutionary regions in Japan, they take you up into a room and it's just a bare room that kind of looks like this with a mattress on the floor.

And then you get naked, you sit there, and they do stuff. It's not really a mattress though. What is it? It's like a big cushion. It's not like a proper mattress with springs. It's just

Like padding, soft padding. It's actually kind of hard.

I haven't slept here yet. I got to Japan yesterday and I slept the first night at my wife's place, not, not here.

I suppose this would be a nice backdrop. For a video. Very Japanese-y.

I can imagine Chris Broad sitting here with his fancy DSLR set up on a tripod, then him sitting there with the Japanese background in his background talking about life in Japan.

How can you go on and on about life in Japan for so many videos? It's just the country. There's people and buildings.

This is what life in Japan is really like. It's boring. It's not all fun and games. It's just sitting in a room all day long like a prison cell.

I could go outside, but then what's the point? To do what? Go outside and do what?

There's a hair coming up my nose.

I already went outside this morning when I was coming back from my wife's place. I walked around the neighborhood a bit. It was so boring. There's nothing interesting here. This is a really boring town.

All looks the same in Japan. Once you've seen one Japanese town, you've seen them all. They all look the same.

Buildings, cars, shops. Train station.

That's all there is. There's nothing really interesting.

Chris Broad would never say that. I know, I don't understand how he's so fascinated about Japan. He's like one of those people like James who thinks everything about Japan is so fascinating and amazing and weird and wacky.

I don't get it, it's just a normal country. It's not that fascinating.

Maybe he's not that interested in it. Maybe he's just faking it because now he has a channel that revolves around showing you how interesting Japan is.

Maybe he's sick of it, really. Maybe he's bored of Japan as well. He's been here for a long time.

When he makes non-Japan related videos, they don't do as well as his other ones.

I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. Don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.

What should I do?

I saw a white guy at the 7-Eleven. That's near, near here. I wonder if he lives here as well, in the Airbnb.

I should be friends with him. Maybe he'll have a threesome with me and my wife.

I could charge him money.

£50 an hour.

Could you imagine raising a family here

in this bedroom?

No, there's not enough room. You could get an extra futon, put it here. Mum and Dad can sleep here, and then baby Daniel can sleep in the corner.

Imagine if I had a kid and they're like 10 years old. Going to school. Imagine they're at school now and I'm here waiting for them. They come home, Daddy, Daddy, I'm hungry! And then I have to make them fried rice and I'm just sitting here playing Rainbow Six.

I could imagine some really poor family living in this kind of place, or maybe a single mother. Living here. It's not a bad place to live if you're by yourself. Maybe you're in your 20s, you have some crappy job in an office, this is where you live.

I think I'd be a pretty good parent. I can cook, I'm quite crafty. I could sew the uniform back together if there's a hole. Just get some super glue, don't even need to sew it.

I'll make them fried rice, bacon sandwich, beans on toast. Then we can play Rainbow Six. I'd get a big TV here, maybe get an Xbox,

or I'd get them their own gaming laptop. We could sit here side by side, father and son, playing Rainbow Six.

And I'd say, oh, don't worry about school, it's just a waste of time. Don't worry about homework, You won't need any of that. You don't need to know how to do maths. Here, have a calculator. You need to learn important life skills like finding your passion. Don't waste time learning geography.

All the stuff they made me learn in school, what a waste of time. Maths? I don't use maths. I use

Subtraction and multiplying and adding. That's it. You don't need to know how to do equations. You don't need to know how to do formulas. You don't need to know how to do Pythagoras.

Don't even try. It's all rubbish. Most people, they barely use maths. All those hours, all those years, they Wasted trying to make you learn things. Idiots.

I don't even remember anything I learned at school.

Trying to force me to learn how to, to speak French. Yeah, that's really gonna work. Trying to force kids to learn a language that they'll never use. Never ever had to need— I've never needed to use French in my entire life, ever.

I wouldn't even send my kids to school. Everything's on Google. If you need to know how to do something, you just Google it. Why do you need a teacher to go to school for? Why do you need to go to school to learn things when you can just Google everything? How to do blah blah blah. Easy.

I think it'd be pretty easy being a parent.

Now that we have all this technology,

they should make a game called Child Simulator where you have a baby and then you have to raise it from day one and there's no tutorial.

And it's really realistic. For example, if you only feed it carrots, then it gets malnutrition and then forms some kind of weird disease. Or if you spoil it too much, then it becomes spoiled. Or if you abuse it, then it becomes— turns into some crazy psycho. So the game would be you start off and you're a single

parent, and then you have a kid.

No, let's say you're not a single parent. You have a partner who goes out and earns money, and your job in the game is to raise the kid. And then you start off day 1, baby is a baby, and then the game ends when it reaches 18. And then when the game finishes, you get a score like

a grade,

which is based on how well you raised the child. And they don't have like personality traits of the baby, of the kid, and that'll be affected by how you raised it. Oh, thank you, Siberian Music. Wouldn't that be a great game? It could be called Parent Simulator,

and then you'd have your place that you live in It could be like Fallout, first person, first person view. And then, you know, at the beginning of Fallout 4, it would be like that, but you have to raise the baby instead of, you know, shooting and killing things.

How would, how would it be? Because you'd have to have days. Obviously it couldn't be real life days because then it would take 18 years for the game to finish. How about there's like a fast forward button where you can skip ahead?

Fast forward time button.

And then you can make decisions like, do you want to get the kid vaccinated, or do you want to put the baby onto solid foods yet? And then you have to decide all that. And then if you do something wrong, then the baby dies and then you have to start again. And then you have like a garden,

and every time one of your babies dies, it will have a gravestone to, to remember it.

And then the game resets, and then you have like 10 gravestones out in the garden.

Come on, this is a good game idea. Who here knows how to make games? It doesn't even have to be graphically complicated.

And then there'll be diseases in the game. So for example, also the game would be really open, like you could do anything. You could make the baby drink piss and then see what happens, and then it might get food poisoning.

Or maybe you could even beat the kid as discipline, and then if you beat it too much, it dies. And then it's game over.

Oh, what if you could rape the baby? No, this is getting a bit twisted. Let's stop there.

You can imagine the kind of sick people who'd play it if they could beat the kid with any objects in the house, and then the kid starts forming these mental illnesses, and then it goes crazy and then kills you in your sleep. When it grows up.

No, don't clip that. This is my idea for my game. It's not something I would do in real life. I'm saying that the game should be 100% sandbox so you could do anything, and the goal of the game is to raise a fully functioning, mature 18-year-old that has no mental illnesses and loves people.

I can't believe I just met a potential hookup on your stream. We've been Snapchatting. It's funny because people on my Discord actually meet up and hook up and stuff. One of my mods hooked up with one of the other mods some time ago. Oh, thank you, Caddy Graf. Los Angeles, California. I want to live with you. Are

you a girl? Do you mind married men?

It's kind of weird that I've created this community where people are hooking up. I feel like God and I've created something and now I'm just watching what they're doing.

What if I start making a dating website and then I charge people to be able to message each other directly?

I nearly hooked up with this one girl on Discord. Uh, I got lazy, I decided not to. I was supposed to hook up with this other girl, but we never did. She kept flaking on me,

so annoying. I'd say, when can we meet? She'll say, uh, maybe next week. And I say, okay, what day? And then she would never reply to me until weeks later, and then the same conversation. I think she was trolling me.

Can't tell who's trolling me now. And now my wife saying that one of her friends matched me on Tinder, so I should be careful. I didn't think about that. One of her friends could easily match me and then meet up with me and then, I don't know, beat me up or something,

tell me off. Slap me.

Or my wife could make a fake account on Tinder and then trick me, trick me into meeting her, and then she'll catch me red-handed.

So if I want to do Tinder, I'd have to go to a different city. Osaka is kind of ruined for me now.

This is Japan. We're having fun in Japan. Oh, I love Japan.

Oh, thank you, Kelly. Do I drift? No, I don't know how to drive. I need the toilet again.

What is wrong with me?

I need to piss.

Oh, thank you, Zeus. Hope you're having fun. In Japan. I'm having a great time,

having a lovely time.

I don't think people under the age of 40 should use the word lovely. It makes you sound like an old person. But who here says lovely? Who uses the word lovely ever?

Sound like my grandmother. Oh, it's lovely.

No one under the age of 40 should ever use the word lovely or honey or dear or darling. Reminds me of my dad. Hello, darling. I could never use the word darling unironically.

Oh, toilet time again. I think I'm dying.

Oh,

what did I eat yesterday? I had aeroplane food. That's the problem. I had a big sausage.

And then for dinner I had a microwave burger. I think that's why.

What time is it? Might be time for noodles. I don't think noodles are going to help the situation. Usually instant noodles just make it worse, but I don't have any other food.

Oh, but I want to eat noodles. Stuff it, I'm done. I can recover

from diarrhea.

Wet pants. I used the bidet and the water leaked down my legs and now it's wet.

Big cup noodle.

Oh, the thing I like about cup noodle is unlike pot noodle, you don't have a little sachet of sauce that you have to pour in. I hate pouring that sachet in because I always end up spilling it on my fingers. Everything's ready to go. Little dried prawns. Yeah, look. The prawns are all hard and crunchy, and you

get these yellow balls, but there's vegetables.

Eat the prawn dry.

Uh, it's like terrapin food. You know when you have a terrapin and get that, that food that they eat? It's like little dried up fish bits. It's disgusting.

Face ID is not working. Stupid iPad.

Oh,

why isn't it opening?

We used to have 2 terrapins. My dad looked after them. One of them drowned because the other one sat on top of it on the water, and then the second one ran away.

The first time it ran away, someone found it, brought it back to us. Second time, we couldn't find it. My dad built a special heated pond for it. He drilled a hole into the wall to fit in these electronics that heated up the water. And then after the 2 terrapins died, he had to take it all apart,

put it away.

I remember my dad used to have to go away for work. He would say, Daniel, can you make— feed the terrapins when I'm gone?

And then I'd say, oh, okay.

Now they're all dead. Terrapins, my cats, my dad. I think even the ducks died. There used to be 2 ducks that came to the garden, and then the female duck stopped coming. It was just the male duck on his own. Not sure what happened to the female, and now the male duck doesn't come anymore either. Everything dies.

So sad.

Why does everything have to die?

Just makes you think life is so temporary.

You think everything's gonna stay the same, but it doesn't.

I'm gonna get old and die, but I used to be a young boy.

What the hell happened? How could time do this to me? How could the world be so cruel?

I hate time. It just keeps on going, doesn't it?

Time doesn't care about you. It'll just age you. Everything dies.

Why can't there just be some kind of life form that lives forever? Why does everything have to die?

Why can't I live forever?

I wish my dad didn't die.

Well, I guess thanks to my dad I got to have sex with a Turkish girl

and another girl.

I think if I lived forever, I would eventually go crazy and get fed up and then just go on a killing rampage

for the lols.

Who else here would go on a killing rampage

if they went crazy?

I saw this movie, an American movie, and there were 2 guys and

they have loads of machine guns. And they, they make this body armor and they put the— they covered their bodies in this body armor, bulletproof. And then they go on a killing spree and they kill loads of policemen. The police couldn't stop them because they were wearing body armor and they had machine guns. I think it's based

off a real story.

I hope someone has clipped all the things like this that Daniel said. Like what? I'm talking about a movie. Go clip your face up your asshole

and show it to your mother.

You just got destroyed.

How come those people who go on shooting sprees, why don't they get body armor? Is it difficult to get bulletproof chest armor? If they got— went through the trouble of getting a gun, they might as well get body armor and a helmet.

Oh, my iPad's running out of battery.

Better put the iPad away.

Bank account.

Yes, I have to say my wife's new apartment is very nice and I'm looking forward to going back to live there. I could picture myself living there. It's around the same size as this place but it's a bit bigger. And it's a lot bigger than the first place we lived in. It actually has a proper kitchen. Do

you remember the first kitchen I had? It was like a hole in the wall. It was like having a kitchen in the doorway.

It was horrible cooking there because you had this tiny little hallway, and then on the side there were some counters for cooking. Her new place

is like, um,

it's like 2 big squares making a rectangle, and then half of it is the bedroom living room, and then the other half is the kitchen room.

It's kind of like this place, actually.

But it feels more open because you don't have this bit here.

That may have some noodles. I think it looks quite healthy.

What are these yellow things?

It's like a salty lump of goo.

It's okay, I guess. It just tastes like salty noodles.

What time is it in America? When should I upload my new video?

Time in Cali, 12:40 AM. So if I upload it now, then everyone's sleeping, so they won't see it. I should upload it in 8 hours' time, which would make it 4 plus 8 is 12. Midnight Japan. I have to wait until midnight Japan.

Midnight Japan would be

2— 4 PM England.