Walk in the rain - livestrem

It's raining.

I just wanted to show you the rain.

She gave me a fan.

I need an umbrella, not a fan.

What am I supposed to do with this?

I'm lost.

So I finished my game center video.

I went into the Namco game center, walked

around. And there

were so many cute girls there. If you want

to find cute, attractive girls, go to a

game center. You'd think that in a game

center it would just be full of nerdy,

ugly men— nerdy boys and ugly, fat

middle-aged men— but no, not in Japan.

So many cute girls in there,

unbelievable.

I think All the cute toys attract the

gulls. That's why there's so many.

Can I stream with the GoPro? No, it ran

out of battery.

No battery.

Is anyone watching? I feel like no one's

here. I feel so alone in the world.

I actually made 2 videos. I went

into the game center So that's the game

center walk-around video. And then I

walked around some Japanese-looking

streets, so that's going to be the second

video for my second channel.

Basically, I stalk this girl for about 7

minutes, and then I stalk another girl for

about 5 or 6 minutes, but they're cute

girls, so it was worth it. I don't know

what their faces look like, they might

have been really ugly, but from behind

Pretty nice.

I want to go in that Ferris wheel.

There's a big Ferris wheel somewhere here

that might be fun to ride whilst it's

raining.

I'm not sure about my selfie stick,

maybe if I feel more confident. Oh, is the

S10+ waterproof? Because it's getting

pretty wet. I should get an umbrella.

Why does she have gray hair? Can you see

that girl in front of me? She has gray

hair. Why would you dye your hair gray?

If you're gonna dye your hair, the worst

color you could dye it would be gray.

Then you look old. You just look like a

grandma.

Do I look handsome?

I'm getting wet.

I'm not stalking them, they're just going

in the same direction. She has a nice pair

of buttocks though. I wonder if they

understand. They can't even hear me

anyway. Okay, let's go in here.

I'm not sure if I should use my selfie

stick. I brought it with me.

Okay, let's do some stalking.

I'm feeling confident today. I've got the

selfie stick out. I feel a bit stupid.

I need more space. This area is too

confined.

It looks quite nice when it's raining.

So what do you want me to do? I'm outside.

People kept moaning that I never went

outside. I'm out bloody side

now.

I keep perving on all these women.

They're so attractive. I don't know how

one country can have so many attractive

women in one place. It's just crazy.

And they all look hot. It's weird,

isn't it? This guy's doing something.

Why are they taking pictures here? It's

just a curry place.

I'm trying to find that big Ferris wheel,

but I can't see it.

I'm getting scared.

Everyone's looking at me. I feel like a

freak.

Oh, there it is.

Found it.

I don't need to ask for directions. It's

right over there behind that building.

That's where I took one of the fat

Japanese girls I went on a Tinder date

with. She was scared of heights, and for

some reason I thought it'd be a good idea

to take her on a Ferris wheel.

I said, do you want to go on the Ferris

wheel? And she said, I'm not sure, I'm a

bit scared of heights. And I thought, oh,

she only said a bit, how bad can it be?

And then I took her on the Ferris wheel

anyway, and then she was having a panic

attack in the Ferris wheel, and I was

trying to kiss her. We got off the Ferris

wheel and she nearly collapsed. Oh, there

it is. That's one of my great stories.

And then I took her to a love hotel— no,

a karaoke, and then a love hotel.

And we banged hard,

like really hard. Best bang ever.

How much battery do I have? I've only got

76 battery. I'm not sure if I'm gonna plug

in my battery bank. I might just stream

until the battery dies. I don't really

feel like streaming too long.

Need to get back before it gets dark.

What is a love hotel? It's a hotel where

you make love for about an

hour. It's pretty cool. Oh, there's

actually loads over there, love hotels. I

think I've stumbled into the love hotel

That was me.

Ferris wheel's over there.

It's quite nice walking in the rain.

Relaxing. Don't stream snipe me, I don't

give you permission.

Where'd it go?

Plastic.

If I get donations I might go into a love

hotel. They're just a bit expensive. I

don't want to go in, waste my money,

so we'll see how it goes.

I've lost the Ferris wheel.

Disappeared.

It's quite funny filming people.

I feel like I've walked in a circle.

Is that light?

Lightning. I saw lightning.

I'm lost. I lost the Ferris

wheel.

Are you sure the S10 Plus is waterproof?

I don't want to break my phone.

I found it.

I found

I found it.

Better not be crowded.

I could see her panties. I didn't film it.

So many cute girls. Ah, this is why I

don't leave my room. I leave my room and I

get an instant boner. Why are they so

cute?

Everyone's slim and attractive. Yeah,

but even that guy over there is slim and

attractive.

She was cute. She looked Korean.

I think I went the wrong way. How much is

it? ¥500?

I think it was the other way.

It's over there.

How do I get on? I think this is the exit.

Shit, it's on the other side. Go back.

I did this last time I came here.

Imagine if they built a Ferris wheel on

top of Mount Fuji. That'd be funny. And

then it fell off and everyone inside died.

I found it.

I found it.

600 yen. I've only

got 500.

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feels so depressing. Ah, finally I

can talk. So how

was your day?

I dropped my phone.

Why does this feel so depressing and

lonely? You're supposed to come here on a

She took my photo. They're gonna try and

sell it to me later. Should I buy it?

Well,

sorry about that. Trying to change camera

to the wide angle. I think

it's wide angle now.

Hopefully you can see the view when we get

to the top. Should be okay.

Open the Ferris wheel door. No, they lock

it. It's locked,

hopefully.

Oh, oh, you can see.

Look, you can see the train station.

Wow,

the water is on the outside. I can't wipe

it off. Sorry,

can't get a good view.

It's a bit scary actually. If there was an

earthquake— holy shit, can you imagine if

there was an earthquake? The whole thing

would be shaking.

Please no earthquake.

It's not moving. Look, why has

Hello?

I could get naked in here. Can you imagine

if you were crazy enough to get naked in

here, masturbate, and then get dressed

again before you get back down? I would so

do that as a dare if someone gave me

$1,000 to do it. I dare you,

$1,000, get onto this ferris

wheel and then strip, masturbate, and then

get dressed.

It's not moving.

I'm not sure which side to show you.

Should I touch myself? I'm touching myself

now.

I just smelt my finger. Smells okay.

Oh no, I forgot to put my cream on. I had

a shower. I didn't put the cream on my

foreskin.

Has it moved? I think it's moving.

It's just very slow.

It's very slow.

Look at that train, it's like a snake.

Imagine Being

alone in there with Ice Poseidon, he'd

start shaking the whole thing for content,

wouldn't he? Start jumping up and down.

Oh, the next carriage is coming up and

they'll be able to see me if there's

anyone in there. I guess it's kind of

romantic if you're on a date and it's

raining outside.

Hello.

Let's see if there's people in that one.

Where's my wife? She's angry with me

because I showed my dick to a Greek girl

on Twitter. She's not talking. She said

she's not coming home She's coming home

late. She didn't tell me why.

So I'm just hanging out by myself.

Filmed some GoPro footage for my second

channel, so I'm gonna livestream a bit

outside, maybe 2 hours, then go home,

edit my footage, upload it to my second

channel, play some Rainbow Six. I need to

get some dinner as well.

How did she know? Because that stupid

Greek woman made a video about it,

leaking our private DMs, just doing

it for content, trying to get views,

tricking me.

Any girl knows I'll easily send my dick

pic if you flirt with me. She knew I'd

send my dick pic.

She used me. Me just to get views.

How despicable.

Well, you can't really see much. It's very

cloudy. It's raining.

You can't trust anyone these days. You

send them a dick pic and then they make a

video about you.

People these days, no morals.

The Greek girl, she has a YouTube channel,

it's Revenge Star.

Revenge Star. Now I'm giving her a free

Oh, that's pretty cool. Look down there,

see the streets, the streets

of Osaka.

Welcome to

my city.

People of YouTube,

we have many things over there.

You can pay for sex over here.

You can play arcade

games.

Does your wife check up on

your live streams during work.

Yeah, all the time.

You'd think, you would think should be

busy working, not checking my livestreams.

How much battery I've got? 67% battery

and it's been 36 minutes. I think

I can stream another hour until my battery

dies.

Whoa, we're going down!

I can feel it moving.

We're going down. I'm very hungry.

I might look for food, or I might just go

to convenience store.

She said, "If you keep doing things like

that, I won't renew your spouse visa."

Like she's threatening me. As if

I care. I'll just go to Thailand.

She needs me more than anything.

I think we're

coming down. Oh, they're gonna try and

sell me a photo now. Why would I want to

buy a photo? I've got a smartphone,

just take my own photo. So weird.

I should take this. They might tell me

The photo is going to look horrible. She

took it with a really good camera with a

flash. All my pimples are going to be

highlighted. Never take

someone's picture using a flash. It makes

you look ugly. I don't understand

people use a flash. Flash ruins pictures

all the time. Just use natural lighting.

If there's no natural lighting, then I

don't know, don't take the picture.

So how do I get out? Oh look, they're

eating down there. Maybe I could eat there

as well. I don't know what to eat.

I feel like beer.

Like something crispy.

Well, that was the Ferris wheel. Hope you

enjoyed it.

There's hardly anyone here, although

these— that one's empty.

There's no one in that one.

My glasses

are steaming up. I can't see.

How do I get out?

Oh, I thought I'd have to go that way.

The view here is actually better.

Well, let's go, I guess.

Very nice.

It's quite nice. I paid $10

for a photo though.

Oh look, there's lots of food here. Hey,

I just talked to someone. I feel pretty

proud. I said nice photo.

Oh, thank you, Brad.

Level. I could eat here actually. I don't

know, I want to go outside again.

That was quite exciting. I interacted with

a woman. Did you hear what I said? I said

nice photo.

Americans. But this guy has a cute

girlfriend. What makes him so special?

How do I get out? Look, this guy

has a cute young girlfriend. I don't get

it. Doesn't look special.

What makes him so special?

He's just wearing a white shirt, but my

shirt has stripes. This one has

a red square on the back.

Should we follow them?

It looks

pretty plain.

I can't see her face, but she looks pretty

attractive from behind.

This place isn't very interesting, it's

just clothing. It's like a women's—

women's shopping center.

Where'd they go?

I'm trying to make it not look too obvious

that I'm secretly filming. Oh look,

they're over there. There she is.

It's Cute. I can't see, my vision's bad.

Japanese chats.

Japanese chats.

How many bloody levels are Are they? Oh,

that's basement one.

This is why my wife doesn't let me

outside.

It's too much eye candy.

Pink and green. What the

hell is she wearing?

Well, here we are back outside in the

rain. Where should we go?

Could go this way.

Do I look creepy? I feel like my, my face

looks kind of creepy. My stare

looks a bit intense, maybe. I just feel

I want to find the shady district where

they have all the, um, adult entertainment

I'm not sure if they have one here.

I'm not sure where to go.

Let's go this way.

Are you sure the S10 Plus is waterproof?

I'm a bit worried.

I'm a bit worried.

All Japanese food's the same. It's always—

it's either tempura Pura or noodles.

Oh, my stomach hurts. I don't know why I'm

getting a stomachache.

Oh, thank you, Caleb.

You should do more streams like like this.

I would like to, but it takes a lot of

energy for me. And I, I quite like this

weather where it's raining, means less

people. I don't like it when it's sunny.

Whoa, they are hot! Did you see those

girls? I wish I was a girl.

Should we go into here? I don't know,

might lose connection.

The girls are bloody good looking.

What's this place? It's quite cozy.

Oysters? No thanks, I hate oysters.

Looks like not.

This place is quite nice. Get a table.

I feel like girls seem to have more fun in

life when they're attractive.

You know, you can meet up with your other

attractive girlfriends, go for dinner

dates, go shopping for makeup and

stuff like that. What's this?

Beauty, Beauty Lash.

This is a very depressing street.

Oh, is this a love hotel? It's just a car

park. No, it's a car park. I thought it

was a love hotel. When they have signs

with prices next to hours,

usually it's a love hotel or a car

park. Imagine being an

ugly girl. Yeah, being an ugly girl must

be the worst because if you're an ugly

man, well, at least you can impress women

by using confidence and wit and charm,

or you could just study really hard and

get rich. But if you're an ugly girl,

guys don't really care if you have charm

or if you have loads of money unless It's

a guy gold digger, which do exist,

but most guys don't really care if the

girl has confidence or money. They just

want them to be pretty.

I have 60% battery.

I could plug in my battery bank. I'm not

sure. I might try and find a place to eat

and then plug it in there.

I'm not sure how to do it.

This place is nice.

Looks very fancy.

Fancy.

Ice said to DM him. Are you sure? You know

I'm Ice's biggest fan. That would make me

very excited. I think you're just

trolling.

Loft.

Tomoko finds mate even if she She's ugly.

Yeah, she could find someone who wants to

fuck her, but she won't be able to find a

boyfriend unless he's like 60 and he's

really fat.

Where are we? Where are we?

He has his own little private corner.

I don't know how people play those

dancing games in public. I'd be so

embarrassed.

I feel like I'm in GTA, you know. In GTA,

most, most of the buildings you can't

can't go inside of them because they're

not actual buildings. They're just like

fake buildings to make it look like a

city. I feel like that. I can't go in any

of the buildings because they're not

actually real buildings. Do you know what

Soapland. Can't go to Soapland.

Soapland's boring anyway. They just— they

give you a massage, they rub you down

using soap, and the most they do is give

you a BJ. No vaginal intercourse.

Oh look, there's a British pub, basement

floor 1. I don't think I'll have

connection in a basement.

Crazy people.

Shop

and restaurant.

I hiccuped and I inhaled saliva right

into my lungs. There's a hub down

there.

They're usually quite noisy. I don't

like hub. What is this building?

Daniel trying hard to ignore the Ice DM

messages. He didn't DM me. Where did he DM

me? I haven't gotten any DMs.

This floor is very squeaky.

Cute cows.

So where— there's a lot of restaurants

here. Problem is, when I go into a

restaurant, I won't be able to talk

because I'll look stupid. So I'm not

sure if I want to go into a restaurant or

Talk to random girls? No, I can't. My wife

would be upset. What if I'm actually good

at picking up girls, but I just didn't,

didn't realize it because I was too scared

to ever try? And then the day I finally do

try, I realize I'm gifted and I can pull

anyone. That'd be so depressing to find

out, but I can't because I'm married.

I love being married. It's lovely.

I'm getting

very wet.

Stand here.

I'm tired.

It's 7 PM.

Uh, let me check my messages quickly.

You liars! I don't have any messages. I

just checked Twitter, no messages.

No one. Loves me. No one cares.

If I was Ice, I'd so walk in here, sit

next to that guy, start up a conversation,

give him a BJ.

My wife hates me.

Ice thinks I'm a weirdo.

No one wants to have sex.

Family Mart. Could go

in there.

Hates me because I keep showing— sending

dick pics to random girls on the internet.

She complains way too much.

Livestreaming.

In Japan. I'm so cool.

I can stand here for a bit, get some

I like it when the trains go past. It's

very pretty, just like your mum.

How do I cross?

How? This way.

That's me. Just in case you forgot what

I look like.

I'm getting wet.

What do I think of Persephone?

She's a bit weird. She seems a

bit desperate for views, but aren't we

all? She creeps

me out a little bit, but she's got nice

boobs, I'll give her that.

Whoa,

I'm giving you some very nice cinematic

shots here. Hope you appreciate

appreciating it.

Cinematic angles.

Show your dick pics on your phone to

strangers. You could actually do that

before on iPhones. You could do AirDrop

and you could just AirDrop airdrop

pictures to random people if they have

their AirDrop turned on. It was on the TV

in Japan. Women were standing in the train

and men were just sending them dick pics

on AirDrop. It was so funny.

Looks like there's nothing here. This

place looks dead.

Starting to rain quite a lot. We might

have to head back in.

I feel sorry for these restaurants.

There's no business. It'd be so

awkward to go in when you're the only

customer.

Look at that, isn't it pretty?

I don't even know where I am. I think I'm

still around Umeda. Umeda means

plum field. Ume,

I think, means plum. I might be wrong

actually. Pretty sure it means plum field.

Da means field. So maybe

this place used to be a plum field back in

the day. I'm so lost.

There's nothing down there. What's here?

Looks like a car park.

Oh, what if I go to the

station where my wife works and we wait

for her, and then we stalk her to see

where she's going, and then we follow her,

see if she's actually going to hang out?

She might be doing overtime. Time, or she

might be hanging out with coworkers after

work, or she might be meeting up with a

guy. Place your bets.

Fucking Daniel.

That's how Americans say Daniel. Daniel.

Fucking Daniel.

I don't know where I'm going.

I need to get back to the center where all

the shops are. There's nothing here.

This is the main road I need to cross.

What am I doing here?

If I follow the overpass, it'll take you

to Umeda. Okay, that's a good plan.

You should do a text-to-speech livestream.

I am,

but no one's donating, so Oh,

we're back here again. It's that same guy.

What are they cooking? That place looks

quite nice actually. If I wasn't so

scared, I'd go in.

Can you imagine if I went into a place

like that all by myself? I feel like such

a loser.

This place looks quite nice.

Smiles and happiness will come.

Where's my wife?

Imagine if my wife stream sniped me.

Oh, the other problem is if I go into a

restaurant that we're playing music— I

thought she was running at me. I thought

that woman was running towards me. Scared

me. I thought

it was my wife.

She's following me.

It's not my wife, is it?

No, my wife's prettier.

What's my favorite food? Pot noodle.

Beef and tomato pot noodle.

My favorite,

Kappa Plaza. She was

staring at me. Did you see her? She was

definitely checking me out.

We made eye contact.

Let's go here.

Oh, thank you, David.

My new channel is excellent. Hopefully it

gets more views. That'd be nice.

Why am I so scared to go into a

restaurant? I don't know, it's just very

intimidating. What if I go in and

they punch me in the face?

It's just really weird going into a

restaurant by yourself, and then I have to

order food. Can't order food by myself.

I'm scared. I don't

like this.

I feel like getting something to eat would

be what a normal person would do.

This place is quite nice.

Oh, whoa.

I didn't realize if I double tap the

screen, it changes camera.

I don't even know if I have enough money.

Where's my money?

No, I don't. I've got ¥100.

Coins.

I've got one for ¥700.

Oh, thank you, David. Meet Tokyo Sam.

Well, if he comes to Osaka, I'd be up for

meeting. I'm not going

to go all the way to Tokyo.

I think I'm going to give up and just go

to a convenience store. This is too hard.

I can't do it. I've only got ¥700.

Oh, I'm back

here again, walking around

in circles.

Course.

I like it when girls show their shoulders.

Bit of shoulder exposed, shoulders very

sexy, I think. How about

you. A lot of exposed shoulders going on

over here. Girl in the red, the one over

there. I find shoulders to be very

attractive.

Food.

Oh, thank you,

David.

Shoulders.

Oh, thank you, Adam. I'm losing

connection.

Can I take a piss in your nasal cavity?

Only if you pay. Not for free.

Why are they standing over there drinking?

That's weird.

Should I get a beer? Look, they're all

standing here drinking beer. Very weird.

It's a weird place to buy beer.

I don't know, it's pretty scary. This

guy's going in. I kind of do want to have

a beer. Let's follow him, see what he

I don't

know, it feels too weird. What do they

sell? What do I do? Do I just say one

beer?

Looks pretty crowded as well.

I don't know, I'm scared.

Um,

I don't know. I want to join the line,

but I feel scared.

What do I say?

Can I have one beer?

Oh, there's a menu on the counter. I can

just point at it. Oh, everyone else is

pointing at it. I'll just point at it.

I've got ¥700.

Like,

like a—

yeah.

This is weird. Why am I standing here

drinking a beer?

I just paid $2 for a bloody tiny cup of

beer.

Feels very strange standing

here drinking a bloody beer.

Am I allowed to walk out with my beer, or

would they tell me off? I want

It just tastes like normal beer,

nothing special.

There's no chairs.

How do I get out?

Maybe I can sneak out. I'm pretty sure if

I try and leave, they're gonna take my

beer away. If I sneak under here— I

feel like I'm trapped.

I want to walk and drink it. I don't want

to stand here. Should I

sneak, sneak under here?

That guy's looking.

I feel kind of stupid filming my beer.

There's a gap over there I can sneak out

if those people move away.

No, I don't want to drink it all straight

away. I'll get drunk.

I feel like,

you know, when you go to a party and then

no one talks to you and you stand in the

corner? I feel like that.

That guy's watching.

That guy in the black. Oh, thank you,

David. You are a hard-working businessman.

Yeah, that's what I feel like. I'm a

hardworking businessman. Just come back

from the office, enjoying a quick beer

before I head back to my family home.

A hard day's work. I deserve a beer.

I want to crawl under this rope,

but there's a man over there who keeps

looking around.

Okay, let's go.

I'm, I'm out. I'm free.

I'm walking. Got my beer,

suckers. Got my— sorry about

They're not following me.

Oh, I just vomited the beer back into my

I feel quite proud of myself. Got myself

beer by ordering it. Wasn't so

difficult. Look at her hair. Her hair's

like it's on fire.

Her hair's the same color as her vest.

It's pretty cool.

That was a good experience. I had a

positive experience from that. So maybe I

can move up to the next step and order

food. How about food?

Take the hood off? No, it makes me look

sinister and imposing.

I want to find something weird, you know,

like an old man with a very young cute

girl.

Ambulance. Tears don't

fall, they crash around me.

Look up.

Soup stock Tokyo. We're not in

Tokyo.

Speeding up.

I can pay $10 if you let me take a piss in

your nasal cavity. Show us the money

first. Finished my

beer. Now what?

Taste the surrounding.

Would I ever livestream at a nightclub?

No, because they don't let you. They don't

let you film inside nightclubs. They'll

Food. Where can I get food?

Taco Bell. I didn't know they had those in

Japan. I don't

like it, it's very strange.

Taco Bell. I never had a Taco Bell.

Naked chicken.

I don't know, but it's kind of scary.

I've never been to Taco Bell before. What

do I say? Can I have one Taco Bell,

please?

I look cool. I look like— I look like that

guy. From Assassin's Creed, I look cool.

If there's

a menu, I can just point at the menu and

it's fine. Usually there's a menu. Is this

a bin? I don't think it's a bin.

Ice cream.

Problem with Japan is there's no

bins anywhere.

Oh, there's a bin.

Found you.

Dropped my fan. I forgot I had my fan

The car's close, close.

Na na na na.

Pretty expensive. This place looks nice.

What kind of food? Oh, they have Western

food. Burger and chips, ¥980.

It's pretty crowded though.

Nah, is that a black guy? I thought I saw

a black guy in there. No, it's just a

woman. She had black hair.

I'll fan you. What's this place?

I'm feeling a bit more confident. Maybe I

can go into a restaurant, but not a

crowded one. I don't want to go into a

crowded one.

What do they serve? Looks like pizza.

Sit at the bar. Maybe a desperate

old woman would start talking to me. I'll

get laid.

That place looks pretty cool here.

Bit too fancy. I'm not dressed properly.

The beer's gonna wear off and I'm gonna

lose my confidence. I need to get into a

restaurant quickly,

but they all look scary.

Oh, I don't know if I've got enough cash.

Oh,

thank you.

Have some takoyaki on me,

Tako-yaki. I don't really feel like

takoyaki.

The tears don't fall,

they crash around me.

The call shifts, falls,

but black clouds.

What do they sell here?

I'm looking for food.

I really should check to see if I've got

enough cash first. Let me check my bag.

It's kind of hard to open my bag

Oh, I've got $100, ¥10,000. Very nice.

Okay, I've got money. Money's not a

problem. I'm loaded.

Whoa, that was loud. Thanks, David.

Pretend you're a hungry salaryman.

I'm pretty hungry, yes.

Whoa, that guy's fat.

He's like the first fat Japanese guy I've

seen all day.

I'm live streaming.

I'm live streaming.

Oh, I'm back here again.

Where should I go? Let's go this way.

What do they sell?

Um, they sell fried stuff on sticks, raw

fish. It's pretty typical for

a Japanese restaurant. What's over here?

Beer.

Oh, they sell sausages. Holy shit, look at

this sausage! Look how long it is. It's

like a snake. That's a long sausage.

Sausage shop. Don't really feel like

sausage right now. More beer, although it

looks nice in there. It does look quite

nice in there. Beer bug.

What's down here? They crash around me.

I want to go somewhere that's a bit more

Lovely, this beer bird place looks dead.

Teeth are looking good.

Oh,

I'm scared. These guys are going in.

Are they going up? Are they going up?

I don't want sushi.

How come other people can go in but I

can't? It's not fair. Whoa, what's this

place? More beer.

Oh, I'm back here again. Damn it.

Battery status, um, 38%.

I've got a battery bank, so it should

be okay. I just need to get into a

restaurant first and then I'll plug it in.

But this rate is going to take me all

night to find somewhere.

What time is it? Oh,

it's 7:47. It's dinner time. I really need

to find somewhere. Uh,

should I just go into any place? I'm just

worried it'll be shit.

Look how small these places are.

So small. I don't want to sit next to that

guy. I don't know who he is. This place

looks kind of grimy. A bit expensive.

This place is curry. I don't want curry.

How about this place? This place looks

nice. What do they sell here?

I don't know, looks weird.

Hey, let's keep looking.

Smells like a sewer. Sewage.

Sewage. Well, there's more restaurants

I've been here before.

The beer's wearing off. Oh no,

beer's wearing off. I don't know what to

eat.

Uh, what about Lotteria? I mean,

there's nowhere to sit where I can be by

myself. I don't really want the burger.

They just sell burgers. I don't want a

burger.

I want the proper meal.

My chat is full of fagots.

I don't know what that is.

Oh,

there's more

food places here.

This place looks quite fun.

A lot of Chinese people.

Quite interesting, I guess.

Oh wait a I'm back here, for fuck's sake.

Ah, I'm back at this place again.

I thought it was a new

place. Keep coming back to the same place

over and over again. I'm gonna

starve.

I'm gonna starve. Actually going to

starve. Why don't you go to Torikizoku?

That place is usually good. Is it up or

down? Can't go down. Could go in here,

but I'm scared. I don't know what they

This is really stressful.

I've got 36% battery.

I can't find anywhere to eat. They all

look scary. I can't go in there. Look how

tiny it is.

Why can't I find any food?

I didn't cheat on my wife. I just sent

dick pics to this Greek lady because she

sent me boob pics, so I thought it's just

polite to send back something.

When someone sends you nudes, it's polite

to send them back a dick pic.

Where do I go?

We could go up here.

Are. Someone help me,

I don't know where to go.

Restaurants, cafes are down there, but

it's underground. Might lose connection.

Um,

the alcohol is wearing off.

I could go to karaoke, eat in the karaoke

place. No, that's boring.

That place isn't even open.

More shops.

Very nice.

I stared at that woman right in her face.

She didn't even notice. Basically kissed

her. Oh, I'm back here again. What do they

Cheese mixed with minced chicken.

Please refrain from eating raw meat if you

are a small child.

Grilled hellfish.

I don't know, it seems too fancy.

I want to go somewhere a bit low class

where the skanks are, the sluts.

Where they be at?

I can't find a nice place to eat food.

That place is too deserted. What do they

sell? Oh, this is that Western

place. Chips,

burger and chips. Uh, I don't know how to

order.

So many girls out tonight. They all have

vaginas, every single

one of them. Amazing,

absolutely amazing.

It's just a hole at the end of the day.

It's a hole. And it gets wet.

What's so fascinating about it? Have I

been over there yet?

I've only got 34% left.

I don't think I've been been

here.

Smells quite good. Smells like garlic.

Smells like garlic.

Oh, my back's killing me. I need

to sit down.

Which one's the cutest in front of us?

I like green, green shirt girls pretty

hot. Oh, what's this place?

Welcome, last order 10 o'clock.

Looks kind of deserted though. What do

they sell?

I can't even tell what kind of food it is.

It's like a mess of colors.

Did Ice inspire you to do an IRL?

Yeah, kind of.

Oh, McDonald's! I can get McDonald's.

Do you want to get McDonald's? Could get

McDonald's. I can order McDonald's. Can I

have a Big Mac, please?

Can I have a Big Mac, please?

This— the comment section is more

entertaining than this livestream. Yeah,

well, the comment section wouldn't exist

without the livestream, would it? So what

do you have to say to that? Could go

to McDonald's. I don't know,

McDonald's It's kind of boring.

It's not very lively here.

It's a bit of a dead town. Why is that

woman standing there? She looks like a

geisha.

That's creepy. She's standing

there. Oh, what's this creepy lane?

Creepy alleyway.

Japanese music,

so funny.

It's beer o'clock. Time is ticking. Get

the shit out of me. Thanks, Junkers.

Beer o'clock.

This place looks

scary.

What's this place.

Very nice ladies.

Oh, I can't find anywhere to eat food.

Oh look, there's a Japanese temple.

Stop moving the camera around so much.

Okay, I'll try and keep it more steady.

Whoa, look at this place!

Holy shit, why are there so many people?

I'm looking for a place that's not too

crowded, not too dead, that sells

tasty food. Is it so difficult to find

somewhere? Why can't

I find anywhere

to eat. I might just go home actually,

getting tired.

If I go in, then I'm trapped. I won't be

able to get back out. And if I don't like

the food, I go in, I don't like the food,

then have to eat the food. Oh, I can't go

in then go back out without ordering,

so I need to make sure I'm going to like

Cheesecake. Yuck.

Oh, I'm back here again.

Someone ask my wife to come and find me.

She knows how to get good food.

Could get a hot dog, sit here.

I don't know,

looks Weird.

Do they sell food at Tully's?

They're eating pancakes. What about here?

They sell sandwiches. No, I don't want a

bloody sandwich. Spaghetti and sandwiches.

Oh, they have beef curry. It doesn't

look very appetizing.

But the inside looks quite nice. The food

looks shit here. Look, it's just a toasted

I don't want a toasted sandwich.

What's up here?

Holy shit, look at what that woman's

wearing over there. Where am

Oh, she's just wearing a yellow shirt. I

thought she was just wearing that blue

dress thing without anything underneath.

Running out of battery.

This place sells ramen.

Looks kind of weird though. There's like

one guy sitting there.

How about here?

I will find a place, don't worry.

Oh, there's There's more places here.

Lotteria.

I don't want a burger, I want something

Japanese-y. What about this place?

No, it's too crowded.

Way too crowded.

This place

Why is it either dead or too crowded?

What about this place? Food doesn't

look very appetizing.

Um, what about this place? They sell— how

do you order? Maybe I press a bell.

Should I go in here? What if I go in there

and they ignore me?

Oh, I don't know where to go. It looks

okay. It's just fried stuff. I don't

like udon.

Oh, I'm tired.

Can't find anywhere to eat.

Everywhere looks strange.

No, I'm back here again. I'm trapped.

I keep coming back here. Why?

Why? Why? I need

to piss.

This place is too empty. Look, there's no

one in there. This place is way too

crowded. There's no way I could go in

there.

Look,

I don't even feel very hungry actually. I

might just go home. I'm gonna go home.

Mission abort. Mission abort.

Abort. I can't. The alcohol,

alcohol wore off. Can't go in.

This place sells curry, but look, there's

like one guy in there. It's dead.

Can't.

Where does this direction take take me.

Where's the train station? Could go in

there. Yayoi Japanese,

um, restaurant. I don't

like Japanese food.

I'm so tired. I want to go home.

I want to go home. I don't even

know where I am. Where's the train

station? What about this place?

Looks dead.

Where's the door? Is that the door? I

can't go in that door, it's way too big.

Oh,

my back's killing me.

I have no idea where I am.

Maybe they're going to Osaka Station.

Let's follow them.

Oh, they're going going in. See, why can't

I do that? Why can't I just go in?

Yeah, is that a squid? Look, they just

walk straight in. Did you see that?

How do they do it?

That place way too crowded.

Battery 26%.

I might not make it into a restaurant

before my battery dies.

Oh, I'm at Tor Kor Inn.

I have no idea where this is,

but this place is way too crowded.

Where am Am I?

If I walk in, they'll start talking to me.

Oh, Family Mart! Oh, thank God there's

a Family Mart over there.

I'll just go to Family Mart.

I'll go to Family Mart. Family Mart.

That'll be fine.

What should I get? Oh, my back.

Do I get some noodles? That looks pretty

good. Let's get that. Whatever.

Get this.

Thank you.

I got

food. See, I can order food.

I feel kind of stupid filming the food.

Where's my noodles?

Where are