My wife won't let me buy a life size doll

Hello and welcome back to a brand new

video. So today I want to talk about love

dolls, and I know I've made 2 videos about

this already, but this is a completely

different situation with a completely

different set of variables. If you're

wondering what happened to my last love

doll, the torso that I had in England,

it's still in England. It's in my bedroom,

it's in my closet, and no, I don't really

care if my mum finds it. She can go into

my room and look for it if she wants to.

But I don't really care because I'm a

grown man. If I want to buy adult

products, I can buy adult products, and I

don't really feel embarrassed or ashamed

about it. So you might be wondering, why

do I want to buy a love doll when I have a

wife, when I have a real woman? Doesn't

she satisfy me? Well, yes and no. She

satisfies me emotionally, but physically

not 100%. If you're a woman You might not

understand this, or you might find it hard

to understand. As a man, us men, we're

biologically built, biologically designed

from the inside to want multiple

female partners when it comes to cereal.

This is just true. I think everyone knows

about the concept of spreading the seed,

but for women, they don't really have this

desire to spread the seed because they

don't really have any seeds to spread.

For a woman, most women, they want one

partner to stay loyal to them. They want

to be in a monogamous relationship because

that's more beneficial to them as, as a

female human. But us men, we're kind of

different. And if we could, I think most

of us would like to have multiple

partners. But unfortunately, we live in a

society where most women don't want that,

and most women want one man for herself

and she doesn't want to share. Now don't

get me wrong, I'm not against monogamacy.

I'm all for monogamous relationships. I

think for the greater good of society and

humankind, yeah, exclusive monogamous

relationships where one man and one woman

are loyal to each other and they create a

strong family unit, I think that's far

better than having one woman raising a

child and then a man, you know, spreading

his seed. That's just not going to work

long term. For the greater good of

society. But unfortunately, for the

greater good of my man drive, monogamous

relationships just don't satisfy me 100%.

If I'm so unsatisfied and I'm so unhappy,

why don't I just leave my wife and just go

off and find a couple of girlfriends and

have open relationships? And I've done

that in the past. I went to Germany, I met

up with a few girls, and you know, it was

okay. But then after experiencing both

being married and having, you know, a

couple of friends with benefits, I came to

the conclusion that being married is far

better. I like my wife. I like being

married far more than I hate being

married. So I don't want to stop being

married. I don't want to leave my wife. I

like my wife. So as a married man who has

a very strong active man drive, who's in a

monogamous relationship, What are my

options?

Well, I have several options. So how can

I satisfy my rampant mojo whilst keeping

my wife happy? There's 3 main options.

Number 1, cheating. And I've done this

before and it's not good. It's very

difficult to keep things hidden. It's very

stressful trying not to get caught, and

people find out, people get hurt.

Cheating's not good. Don't cheat. I kept

worrying about things like, what if me and

my partner were outside in town in public

and just coincidentally we bumped into the

person that I'm cheating with? There would

be a massive kerfuffle and it would just

be very embarrassing. Fortunately, that's

never happened before. Option number 2

would be paying, paying a professional

working lady to get your cereal.

And this is, you know, it's not a bad

idea, but it gets expensive. You can start

racking up the bills very easily, and it's

not too different to cheating if you think

about it. I don't know how many women here

would be okay with their husband or their

boyfriend paying to see a professional

working lady. I don't think a lot of women

would be happy about it. So if option 1

and option 2 are not things you're willing

to do, and you, you're not interested in

cheating because, you know, cheating's

bad, That means real women are off

the table. Forbidden. We're not allowed

real women. The next best thing to a real

woman is a rubber woman made out of

rubber. So that brings us to option 3,

getting a love doll. And as someone who's

tried option 1 and option 2 before, I'm

starting to feel very, very interested in

option 3. Because if you think about it,

It's not cheating because it's not a real

woman. It's far more convenient and it's

more cost-efficient compared to option 2,

depending on how many times you use option

2. Now, like I said before, I've, I've

experienced using a torso. I've had 2

torsos before. The first torso I bought

was in Japan last year, but unfortunately

my wife threw it out after we separated.

And my second torso is in England, and I

couldn't bring it with me because it was

just far too heavy. And now that I'm back

with my wife, I'm starting to get very

interested in the idea of purchasing a new

Love doll. But this time, I don't want

another torso. I want— I want more. I

don't want just a torso. I want arms, I

want legs, I want a head. I want the full

package. I want the full deal. I want a

full body, life-size— I want the next best

thing to a real woman, and that is a

full-body, full-size love doll. And here's

the problem: my wife won't let me get one.

My wife won't let me get one because she's

worried that I'm going to run away again

or try and leave her again, and then

she'll be left with it, stuck with it,

and she'll have to dispose of it again.

Just like last time. And she said the last

time she had to throw away my torso, it

was, it was pretty difficult because it's

a heavy thing and she's just a tiny woman.

So can you imagine her trying to get rid

of a 5'5, 90-pound, full rubberized,

life-sized human rubber body? She wouldn't

even be able to lift it. Some of these

things, the more expensive premium

versions, they have metal skeletons so

it's more realistic. There's absolutely no

way she would be able to lift it and carry

it down the stairs and then take it to the

garbage area. And this is just so stupid

because number one, I'm not gonna run away

from her again. I don't understand why

she's so paranoid about me running away

all the time. Number two, if I'm willing

to invest so much money into a premium

love doll, these things aren't cheap, you

know. From, from the cheap end, they cost

around $1,500, and then at the premium

end, they can cost anywhere up to $3,000.

So if I'm going to spend that much money

on something, it means that I want to stay

here long-term. I'm not going to waste

thousands of dollars just to abandon it a

couple months later because I'm running

away again. And I said to her, if you have

to get rid of it, you could just cut it up

into pieces, you know, Cut the arms off,

cut the legs off, put them into separate

bags, and then dispose of it like a

corpse. She also said there's no room to

store it, and she doesn't want to see a

big love doll because it's kind of gross.

And I don't know what she's talking about.

There's plenty of room to place a love

doll. For example, it could go in here.

Look, there's plenty of room. I'll just

put it back into its box, and I'll put the

box in the corner. You won't even know

it's here. Look at this. There's plenty of

room in here. And there's more closets

over here. Plenty of room if you just

moved some of these plastic boxes. Look,

move one of these plastic boxes into this

corner, then there'll be a space here. I

can put the box that it comes in and then

put it back into the box when she's— when

my wife's back home, and she won't even

know it's here. Or I could put it

underneath the bed. If you look underneath

the bed, there's quite a lot of space

under there. Not being used, and I'm

pretty sure the Love Doll would be able to

slot— slide right under, and you won't

even know it's there. It would be kind of

interesting to see how long it would take

for my wife to realize that I bought one.

If I bought one secretly and I just put it

in the closet, kept it in the box, how

long would it take until my wife realizes

it's there? The more I think about it,

the more I really want to get one.

They're so realistic looking, they're

really attractive. There's this one model

that I'm looking at and she's so pretty.

She's perfect. She's so much prettier than

any of the exes that I've dated in the

past. As a professional YouTuber, I have a

lot of free time and when I'm bored

because I have nothing to do, I start

touching myself. And I'm not saying that

doing YouTube is easy. It's not easy. If

it was easy, then everyone would do it.

If it was so easy to do, then everyone

could just quit their jobs, become

YouTubers, And then the world would stop

functioning properly. No, I think YouTube

is a difficult job to do, but it doesn't

take much time. It takes me a couple of

hours to make a video, a couple hours to

do a livestream. After I've finished doing

livestreams or making videos, I don't

really have anything else to do, and I get

very bored. I just think it would be nice

if I had a full-body, full-sized companion

when my wife's not here. I know there's

option 2, but it's just such a pain. I

have to get dressed, I have to get on the

train, I have to go all the way there and

then come all the way back, and then it

costs so much money. It would just be so

much more convenient for me if I had a

full-size love doll just lying on the bed

so I could use it whenever I feel like it,

whenever I feel bored, and it's just there

easily accessible. I guess this is one of

the problems when it comes to being

married. If I was single, I would have one

already. I would have bought one long ago,

and it would be nice. The other problem is

I'm not sure how the delivery men would

bring it up to my apartment because I live

pretty high up in this building and

there's a lot of steps and there's no

elevator. So they would either need 2 men

or one very strong man, or they might ask

me to help carry it up the steps, and it'd

be kind of embarrassing if they asked me

what was inside of it.

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