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Form destroyed in my hands.

That's what you get, lying in front of my face. You die.

I had lasagna for dinner.

Was so good.

5547 plus 153.

Oh, nice. Plus 10 plus 7. Oh, 6445. Savings going up.

So it's 445 minus 150 minus 900, 5,400 plus

8 times

75. What?

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

So this Sunday. Monday and Tuesday. Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

Oh God. Wednesday, Thursday,

Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday.

Oh God.

Oh Jesus.

Oh Jesus. I'm gonna be back down to 5,700 next week.

Fuck.

And then I gotta pay £340 for the iPhone first payment next month. Oh, I'm not making it to £7K next month, am I?

So much for 8,000 end of the month.

I might get to nearly 7,000. I don't know where I'm gonna conjure up a couple extra hundred.

I really don't want to give the phone back.

I'm short a couple hundred for my financial goals.

Wow, 128 views.

Pretty good.

So where's everyone tuning in from

this beautiful evening?

I watched Clarkson's Farm.

It's kind of funny because The farm doesn't make any money, and now he's buying a pub,

and apparently it's made no money and it just costs massive amounts of money.

But the amount of money the show's bringing in for Amazon Prime is in the millions. It's kind of like Kick and Stake. Kick loses them money, but it brings in traffic. Which gives them money for steak. Funny how these businesses, like the main business loses money but then makes money in a different way.

Got me thinking

about how the farm and the pub are like money sinks, but it creates drama and content.

It creates a storyline, doesn't it? Which brings viewers in. They will start paying for the Amazon Prime.

Copilot said it's probably bringing in like $50 million for Amazon indirectly, and then like $5-10 million directly.

They have like a budget of like $15 million.

And Clarkson gets paid like £3 million apparently, plus backdoor bonuses. So all these, these things like having a farm and a pub, uh, he streams, but they lose money, but then it creates content that they make millions off. It's pretty genius if you think about it. It's kind of like how I used to run my channel. Like,

all the things I did lost money, but it created content drama was generated outright.

Yeah, ask AI about it and the way he put it.

Always interesting.

It says

Clarkson's Pub and Farm might be financial sinkholes, but Amazon's Clarkson's Farm series is covering more than just the bills. £10 to £15 million per season for the budget, including production and talent fees. Clarkson himself could be earning £3 million per season. The pub and farm provide authentic chaos perfect for TV. Clarkson's losses become content gold, turning plummeting

losses and council battles into binge-worthy drama. Amazon gets a hit show, Clarkson gets a revenue stream that dwarfs the pub's takings.

Yeah, it's like traders

probably don't make a lot of money trading compared to how much they're making from Discord memberships and YouTube money.

While The Farmer's Dog might bleed money, it's part of a much bigger ecosystem where the real profit is in storytelling. Clarkson's pain is Amazon's gain, and probably his too.

Genius. Season 4 averaged 4.4 million viewers, beating out Rings of Power, become Amazon's most watched original series in the UK. Second episode of season 4 was the second most watched TV event in the UK.

Damn, can you just imagine all the suits in the boardroom meeting discussing like how are they going to make this profitable? They probably went to Clarkson, just break as much stuff as you can and cause as much chaos, it's better for views.

It's interesting how what works on YouTube on small scale Works on TV on a massive scale.

You turn buffoonery into content gold. It's basically what I used to do.

Genius. Can you see the cost of renovating that apartment? Oh, they said the kitchen equipment would be like 100,000, and then decking was like 40,000. And then they got some stuck-up chef guy saying that you can only serve one part of the cow for that week or two because it's too much cow.

Oh, these people, I don't know how they It takes so much work just to open a pub.

Audio is crackling. I'll fix it.

How about now? Testing, testing, testing. Testing, testing. Ah, still crackling. This fucking app. Why is this app so shit?

Why does this fucking app always make my stream fucked up?

Why can't it just do what it's supposed to fucking do?

I'm gonna plug my stupid mic in.

Why is the fucking video is fine but the audio crackles? It makes no sense.

Testing, testing.

Testing, testing, testing.

Plug in this stupid mic.

Uh, testing, testing, testing,

testing, testing. Testing.

Okay, fixed it.

Okay.

Did I go long?

Yeah, I'm long and short at the same time. This is how I stay rich. Holy fuck, it's ripping! I'm up £2. Haha, haha.

How's Bitmine doing?

It's only down £10 instead of down £30. That's good.

I'm up £2 on my long and down

£11 on the first long, which I longed last night. I went long at the very top and then I longed again.

The government shutdown thing just Fake news. Fake crash. Government's not gonna shut down. There's a load of rubbish.

Oh yeah, sure, government's gonna shut down. America's gonna collapse. As if anyone believes that.

Yeah, Clarkson's Farm, very interesting. I like understanding about the business side of the whole thing.

It generates so much work and so much jobs for so many people as well, like all the builders and maintenance workers and the farm people.

Imagine how many jobs it's creating.

Makes me wish I could do something cool. You know, sometimes it's not all about making money, it's about doing something as well, like creating something nice.

I liked how they got Richard Hammond and James May on recent episodes.

He wanted to chrome his tractor.

My mom's still not home. It's pretty late. I wonder if she's gonna stay the night

at J-Bit Egyptian house.

I don't know why I look so tired. I don't feel tired.

I look kind of

like zombie face.

Yeah, I wonder if this is what I look like when I'm high.

Like, I don't think I look very good.

No,

I think I'm just imagining the drive home,

the fucking motorway.

I wish I just put my foot down to 100 miles per hour.

Heading back next week. I feel a little bit like,

why didn't I just go all the way home? Why did I come back here? I got halfway there and then I came back.

To a dead house.

Sister left. Mom's not even here.

Wherever I go, everyone leaves.

Yeah, she still lives in London,

but I think they're gonna move.

They seem to like the Cotswolds. Okay, house next to Jeremy Clarkson. I wonder what Jeremy Clarkson's house looks like.

I miss having oranges. I might get some water.

Look.

I've got sparkling water,

Pellegrino

with Ribena.

And then got this— whoa, sparkling water! You know, I didn't used to know that sparkling water is just fizzy water.

Whoa,

that's like a soda!

Whoa, that's like Fanta but with

Ribena!

You can make your own soda!

Wow, it tastes like a soda.

I don't understand, like, why do the bubbles in the water make that kind of stinging

sensation? It's got like this stinging sensation in your tongue.

Why does carbonated water feel stinging?

Isn't just the bubbles, it's a chemical reaction happening in your mouth.

When you drink it, CO2 reacts with water and forms carbonic acid. The weak acid activates pain receptors in your mouth. Oh, I thought the stinging was just the bubbles popping. Your brain interprets this as sharp tingling or stinging sensation. I didn't know that CO2 makes carbonic acid.

That's so weird.

Even when the bubbles removed, the stinging remained, proving it's the acid, not the fizz, that causes sensation. So it's like spice.

Both carbonated water and spicy food activate the same nerve pathway. The trigeminal nerve detects chemical irritants. Capsaicin from chili causes burning. Carbonic acid from CO2 causes stinging.

Weird how we enjoy this pain.

Why does it feel— why does it feel good though?

Maybe we just like the pain.

It does. It tastes really nice.

Oh wow, it really does taste better. With the carbonation.

Whoa, market just ripped! I'm up £4.

Did you see that?

Last 5 minutes.

Whoa, Bitmine is now at breakeven.

Market just ripped.

I'm up £4.

Amazing.

What's a PIP?

Carbonated Ribena.

Pretty damn good.

What if you carbonate milk? What if you made carbonated coffee?

That would be weird.

Carbonated jasmine tea. Oh, I'll write this down.

Oh.

I just discovered a great new drink— carbonated Ribena.

It's kind of strange my mum's not back yet. It's 9 o'clock.

She doesn't like driving in the dark either.

I'll ask her if she's staying the night, so then I'll lock down. Lord Manor.

God, I'd love to have a house that has a drawbridge and a moat. That'd be so cool. Imagine a drawbridge.

Do you think that's legal? That's like my new dream now.

Need planning permission from your local council.

Boring. Now you own the land and you own the house and you still need permission from the stupid council.

I want a drawbridge and moat with a watchtower. Portcullis

and a night watchman.

I was getting non-stop McDonald's Uber Eats pings. I had to turn it off.

I don't know if I bother doing it tomorrow.

I mean, I could—

should have done that place last time instead of Aleswood.

Where's everyone tuning in from tonight?

Really?

I'm not a fan of Meat Kevin.

I find him annoying.

I don't know,

he just doesn't strike me as a manly man. Like Peter Schiff, Clear Value Tax, Traveling Trader— they're manly men. Meet Kevin seems like a boy.

I only take my stock advice from manly men.

Peter Schiff's the manliest man

when he talks to the video. When he makes a video, talks to the camera, he's always yelling.

Meet Kevin's bit soy boyish.

Only like hard men like Dr Disrespect,

Jeremy Clarkson.

Oh, my ears hurt from wearing glasses all day. It starts hurting around this side of your ears.

Oh, my mum messaged me.

She said no. Oh, she's not staying at the house tonight.

I thought she said no, she's not coming back.

Birthday boy Dave Gibson. Special day.

She thinks Pushkin needs to be fed. He's an apex predator in a garden full of mice. There's food everywhere.

That's what he's designed for.

What? She said Dave Gibson's driving her car back here, but then how is he gonna go home?

Oh, he's staying the night here,

so then my mum's gotta give him a lift back home tomorrow.

It'd be funny. I don't know, like, he— if he drives my mom's car to drop her off here, then he walks home. Like, he drives my mom back here, and then I give him a lift back to his house, and then he gives me a lift back here,

and then I gave him a back— a lift back to his house. And then he gives me a lift back.

Never-ending.

It made me think if I was gonna buy a car, like, I get a taxi to the car dealership and I buy the car, and then the salesman drives the car to my house with me in it, and then I drive the salesman back to the dealership. And then he drives it back to my house.

I'm just imagining it.

Or if I drive my car to the dealership and buy a new car, and then the salesman drives the new car back to my house with me,

and we take the 2 cars back to my house, and then I give him a lift back to the dealership, and then I have to drive back home again.

Uh,

cracked me up.

Drunk on Ribena.

Ribena and wine's not that different, is it?

It's both, both grape juice, isn't it?

It's the carbonic acid.

A stream with Dave Gibson tomorrow.

Do you think if I did a collab with Jeremy Clarkson and,

I don't know, got like 10 million views, do you think I'd get recognized? Do you think there'd be anyone who recognizes me from YouTube? They'd be like, wow, that's

Daniel.

No, Jeremy Clarkson's fan base will be too normie. To really be into weird YouTubers or even know who I am.

Oh, how nice would it be to have a normal audience who aren't obsessed with doxxing you?

Oh no, I need toilet.

Oh, maybe it's just gas.

It's just gas, thank God.

I

wonder if McDonald's is active.

9 o'clock.

See if there's any McDonald's.

Spasm. Whoa, straight away, £11 McDonald's.

Oh

damn, McDonald's is popping.

There's a McDonald's 10 minutes away. I didn't know that.

I didn't realize the McDonald's was so close. In my mind, the M20 service station is very far away, but it's only

Where is it?

I used to go to McDonald's in Gillingham. Why the fuck did I go there?

So far away.

Why didn't I go to— it's only 5 miles away, 12 minutes. Why did I never try doing Uber Eats there?

I just didn't think people ordered McDonald's from a motorway service station.

My mom keeps asking me to order stuff off

Amazon because she doesn't have Prime.

Oh wow, thanks.

Don't neglect me like you did your other girls. I am here for the long haul, Daddy Lord. Love her sweet juices flowing in me while you took me from the back like you did Bobby. Please acknowledge me in the stream, my love. I let you explode in me, BC. I love you.

It's so weird the trolls are trying to get me banned by botting my streams, but if I get banned, then I won't stream. I'll be gone,

so they can say goodbye to the entertainment. So Don't know what they're trying to achieve,

because if I lose Kick, I'm out of here. I'm not going back to YouTube.

The only YouTube stuff I make would just be clickbait, like video game stuff. I'm not streaming on YouTube to make $15.

Yeah, I will get a real job, and then you won't ever fucking see me again.

No more clips for your stupid subreddit.

No more lolcow to watch. And then what are you gonna do with your sad lives?

Bye-bye, Daniel.

You won't hear a single thing from me. I deleted all my social media. I'm not on Discord. I'll just be like poof gone.

So better be careful what you wish for, because when I'm gone. You'll miss me,

and you won't ever find a streamer like me again. Oh,

got Uber.

£11 McDonald's.

Vibes are different in a good way.

Get rid of people doing nothing on stream. That's literally every streamer then. Nearly every streamer does nothing on stream.

Well then, I'll be back on YouTube then, I guess. I'm taking all my viewers with me.

I don't know why they care though. I mean, if the viewers want to watch it, if the viewers want to watch nothing, then let them watch it. What does it matter if 100 viewers are watching insane content or if 100 viewers are just watching like ASMR sitting in my house?

Some people like watching that stuff.

Like, what? Who are they to dictate what the viewers want to— if the viewers want to watch me do nothing, then what's the problem?

How does the platform monetize engagement? Like, how does the platform make money from you chatting.

They don't even have ads on the website.

How, how do they make money from someone typing in a fucking chat box?

At least YouTube, they make money from the viewers potentially clicking on the ads and buying something. They don't even have any fucking ads on this website.

What the fuck is there to monetize?

Yeah, business model's retarded. Let's funnel people to stake. Ain't no one here going to stake. I think dumb enough to gamble.

Pissing Pissing me off with this engagement thing.

They're not making any money from people chatting in the chat. How they make money then?

Stupid. Oh, engagement. The fuck does engagement do?

I mean, what do they— they don't even sell anything.

So how is chatting in the chat box related to spending money on Stake.com?

I think it's retarded. Uh, YouTube doesn't give a fuck about engagement.

I don't know why they care so much about engagement.

I mean, the only way they make money is if people sub, and then even then they only take 5%.

Like, someone subs to me for $5, they're gonna make like 50 cents.

That's how they check if you're botting. Well, don't they have any advanced tools to check if these are bots or real viewers? It can't be that hard.

You're stupid.

There's tons of content on YouTube where

I don't know, it's just like not really anything happening on the stream and people watch it.

Like, I don't know, the fireplace 10-hour loop, random live streams just pointed at a street in Japan.

Ah, whatever.

Yeah, I increased the gain on the mic because people kept whining that it was too quiet.

No, I haven't made any cupcakes. The house is full of cakes and apple crumble.

Look, Sam Pepper.

Sam Pepper's just sleeping and he's got 1,400 viewers.

You think that's not botted?

How the fuck is 1,400 people watching someone sleep?

I mean, Ice Poseidon, when he did his 90-day Japan streams, half of it was just him sleeping.

Every time I tuned in, it was just him sleeping with the camera pointed at him. How can they complain about dead air and like nothing, doing nothing on stream?

They're friends with Eddie?

Well, then why doesn't Eddie just go, hey, we don't like this dead air streaming? It's

just not possible to be constantly doing stuff on streams.

His streams are very long things.

I just think it's so dumb that I have to worry about stupid troll viewers botting me.

Like, they should know how toxic viewers, especially on Kick, are and expect it.

Like, it's just a known phenomenon that trolls and toxic people do this kind of stuff. Uh, I shouldn't have to tell anyone.

Why do I have to tell them? They should just know.

Like, what? Why do I have to tell them?

You don't have to tell YouTube.

They said, um, the systems can detect it.

Detect this, fucking YouTube. Killed my channel.

My chair's too high up.

Oh God, I have vomit in my mouth.

I demand more protection and human rights for us streamers.

It's not suspicious at all. How is it suspicious that

when Eddie starts talking about removing botted streams, I start getting botted?

Doesn't take a genius to figure it out.

And be like, oh, we're removing streamers if they have lots of chat emojis of balloons. Obviously the troll viewers are going to start spamming balloon emojis.

I mean, why announce it?

No one would be botting me if they didn't announce that they're gonna Get rid of botted streamers.

Thanks.

Like, I mean, they don't want botted streams, then they just created more botted streams.

Uber Eats gone dead. No more McDonald's.

Hmm,

I

miss my fresh mint flavor.

Wow, Assassin's Creed Shadows, 40% off.

Didn't that game flop?

I need to pee.

Oh God, the vomit is coming into my mouth now. Didn't used to.

Ah, what time is it? 10 o'clock.

Might do 2 more hours.

Yeah, I watched House of Guinness. It's pretty good.

I quite, I quite like watching the origin stories of these really old companies.

I didn't realize there's so much drama.

The Sun

of one of the main Guinness guys married his third cousin, and then his brother was gay. And then they're like trying to keep the facts that he's gay a secret because it was illegal to be gay back then. And then the brother has an arranged marriage with some woman on the basis that he's going to have sex

with men

And then the woman's okay with it as long as she gets money and she gets to have sex with other guys. It's pretty cool. It was, um, directed by the same guy who did Peaky Blinders, so it's got that kind of vibe to it.

We learn all about the Guinness Company and how it gets taken over by the 4 children.

Inherited. And then one of them's like an alcoholic gambling addict, and then they go and like see the estates that were left to them. They were big stately homes and castles. They didn't realize they're so rich.

Yeah, I quite like that series. Pretty good.

And then the sister of the 3 brothers, she's got a really big nose.

And then I watched— what else?

I watched 28 Years Later. It's quite good. A lot of zombie willies flapping about.

And then watching Clarkson's Farm. He bought the farm— I mean, he bought the pub And he went from losing money as a farmer and now he's losing loads of money on a pub.

Apparently he has to pay £28,000 a month to appease the council. And then he had to like renovate the whole place. £40,000 decking, £100,000 kitchen. It's crazy how much it costs. To run a pub, and then he wants to use all of his cows and stuff from the farm.

Must be operating at a loss, that pub.

They say maybe, maybe there's 200 customers a day paying about £15 per person, it might average like £100K

profits a day— I mean, a month. Just about break even. But then the drama and all the chaos they have for the show, probably paying them millions.

It's funny, the show just dwarfs the amount of money they can make from a pub.

Content is king.

No, I'm not interested in voice acting.

Boring voice acting. What? I can only do one voice, my voice.

I'm not gonna narrate documentaries.

They'll be like, okay, here's a script, 500-page boring script about donkeys, and then I've got to sit there going, the donkey is a big animal with 4 legs. As if I give a fuck about reading out some script about something I don't even care about. I barely even care about talking about my own stuff. As if I'm

gonna care about talking about some documentary.

I wouldn't be able to do it good enough to a professional standard. They'll be like, oh, you pronounced this word wrong. Oh, can you say this line again.

Oh, your delivery was weird in this line. Shut up, fucking idiots. Every time I've done professional work, they just bitch and moan about it. Like, I did professional artwork for George Trombley's book, and then stupid business partner was like, the leg looks weird, the hand looks— draw it your fucking self then, you fucking fuck.

Why don't you draw it then? I'm the fucking artist. Let's see your drawing, bitch-ass business partner. Suck my egg.

Yeah, well, I never drew a schoolboy in a school jacket. Standing there before, have I? All I do is I draw women and boobs.

People who have no idea about art think, oh, he's good at drawing this certain thing. It doesn't mean I'm good at drawing everything. I just draw one type of thing, which is usually women and weird-looking stickmen. It doesn't mean I know how to draw every fucking thing in the world. So I don't know how to draw a

lizard, or I don't know how to draw a dragon.

Idiots don't know anything about art, think, oh, he's good at art. Oh, can you draw this? Can you draw that? No, I fucking can't. I can draw what I draw.

So unless You want that, then I can't really draw anything else very well. Since when have I ever drawn a leg?

I like drawing faces,

doing one type of expression, which is like a mild smile.

I only do one facial expression as well.

I have very extremely limited range and things I can draw.

It's really annoying doing professional work because they just bitch and moan about every little thing.

I'll never work for someone again. I'd never take on paid work for anything again.

Bitching and moaning about my art.

Find someone else then, I don't care, I still got paid.

Worst experience of my life.

It was like, I don't know, first you're really happy because you're getting paid to do art, which is what I wanted to do. And then you get torn down with criticism and then told it's not good enough. Yeah, well, fuck you and fuck your book.

And then I did translation work and they were like, uh, my Japanese friend said this sentence is weird. Then get your fucking Japanese friend to translate it then, bitch.

I mean, you got a Japanese friend, why don't he translate it for you? Otherwise he's not much of a friend.

Yeah, whatever, I don't care.

It's all long, long ago this stuff happened.

2016. Never do paid work again. Just gonna do what I do, and if you like it, give me some money. Like when I did those shitty paintings and people liked it, so they Paid me a couple hundred dollars for it.

Take it or leave it.

I draw what I want to draw. I make the rules. If you don't like it, then don't pay for it. I don't give a fucking fuck, idiot.

Backs itchy.

That's why I hate art.

I mean, it's fun to do, just doodling as a hobby,

but then as soon as you get some attention and then people are like, oh, you should charge money for it— no,

sucks all the fun out of it.

Because you get your hopes up thinking, oh, I could do this for a living, and then get shot down. Yeah, you just ask AI now, just draw me a

Draw me anime style guy in blazer jacket smiling whilst pointing to his left.

Don't even need artists anymore. The AI can draw original artwork better than any actual artists can.

Don't even need voice actors anymore. The AI voiceover is getting so good.

Da da da da da.

What? It started creating the image and then it deleted it and said, sorry, I won't be able to create that image. Can we talk about something else?

What's wrong with anime-style guy in blazer jacket smiling?

What's wrong with it?

I don't see the image.

Can we talk about something else?

My mouth's dry.

It takes ages generating this image.

Finally. Damn, look how good that is.

That looks freaking good. That looks better than what he has on his books. Look at that. That's amazing. That would look really good on a book.

Isn't that really good? Jesus. So draw anime guy wearing blazer jacket. I should have just done that.

Imagine I had AI back then. I just say generate me AI image and then I say, oh yeah, I did that. Where's my money?

That's my new— I just have like a whole portfolio of art that's all AI generated.

That looks so damn good.

Jesus.

Um, okay, now make him a girl with 4 arms.

Can it just do anything you put in? What about like make her have 3 boobs?

AI is so good now.

Oh, why is there so much crap?

What for? Amazon. Wow, you say 9 pounds? Yeah. Is it 235? No. How many?

Um, I think you ordered the wrong one for me.

110. 110.

Never mind, thank you. Cash in hand.

Would rather have it in my bank account though.

And when am I gonna use cash?

Oh, the AI image.

Oh my God.

I said make him a girl with 4 arms.

Okay. Okay. Make her have

100 arms.

Her 1,000 arms.

I can't believe it actually did it.

B livery.

I'm not cutting my hair. This is my favorite length,

and I cut it already a month ago, remember? Or is it 2 months ago?

Funny, I owe my mom 19K and then she gives me £10. I should be giving her money. Why is she giving me money?

You could have just taken it off the debt I owed her.

She gave me money because I ordered some oat tea off Amazon for her.

Everyone's drinking oat milk these days. My sister said she stopped drinking milk. Drinking dairy and then, uh, the baby stops having pimples.

And then I said, well, what you eat affects what the breast milk comes out as. Well, look, it's got 100 arms.

Do you think it's actually 100 arms?

1, 2, 3, 4— I'm not gonna count them. She thinks actually 100. Look at the arms.

What about a million arms?

I'm bored.

Oh, fuck! Jesus Christ! Oh my God! Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, Pushkin scared the fucking fuck out of me. Oh God.

Oh my God,

um,

I thought it was my mom.

Scared the shit out of me.

God damn it, Pushkin.

He's so quiet.

Oh, I thought my mum just snuck in, but my mum's never that quiet.

Jesus.

God, I had a spike of adrenaline.

A lot of Steam games on sale now.

Autumn sale.

Sengoku Dynasty. The game looks shit.

Assassin's Creed Mirage.

My Hades 2 video flopped. Wasted my money.

I don't even know if I'm gonna play it. I don't even know why I bought it. I thought I was gonna play it, but I already played it so much on PC. I thought maybe we'd get 40k views like Silksong.

Yeah, I'm bored.

But what can I do?

Half 10.

Brainstorm an interesting idea. I buy a piece of land and then I make a farm, get some chickens.

I'm inspired by Clarkson's Farm, and then I just video myself making a mess, and then it will create content just like Clarkson's Farm, and then I'll sell the produce— eggs and blackberries.

Call it Lord's Farm.

My surname sucks. It doesn't have a good ring to it. Like Guinness. The House of Guinness. The House of Lord.

You need 2 syllables for a good name. Like Nelson. Admiral Nelson. Admiral Lord sounds boring. There was a Captain Lord. Apparently he sailed past the Titanic when it was sinking,

and then they blamed him for not helping.

What was he supposed to do, tow the Titanic out of the ocean?

I can't believe the guy who designed the Titanic was on the ship and then he just voluntarily drowned because he knew that even if he survived, his life would be over. He'd go to jail or he would just be hated by the whole country.

He just accepted that it's better to die, sink with his ship. It's kind of sad.

Apparently it was his fault for crappy design where you get one little scrape and the whole ship sinks, and also not enough lifeboats.

How do they not see a massive iceberg and then just drove right into it? How do you not see it? I don't know, maybe have a big torch on the front of the boat so you can see what's in front of you. Or maybe have tiny boat sails ahead of the main ship to scout out icebergs.

Or maybe you put a cannon on the front of the ship, you shoot the iceberg.

So I don't know how they sailed right into it.

Wow, uber.

£7 McDonald's.

I only had about 3 in the last 2 hours. Not very good.

Who designed Titanic?

Thomas Andrews

died aboard the Titanic. Alexander Carlyle.

Lord William Pirrie.

Oh, dead now.

Bash! Imagine Pushkin vomits in my room.

Headbutt.

I don't know, should I go to bed at 10? I mean 11 or half 11?

Because I'm tired. That's why I go to bed at 11, idiot.

Oh.

Why is Gary Oldman getting a knighthood? He was in one movie, Fifth Element. Name one other movie he's done.

Can't even name a single movie he's been in apart from Fifth Element.

Gary Oldman, that's a funny surname. Oldman.

Batman films, I don't know what she's be Batman. I'm not a 10-year-old.

His net worth's only $40 million. Broke.

I haven't seen any of these.

RoboCop, Dark Knight Rises, Hitman's Bodyguard.

How do you even get a knighthood? Just by being in a lot of movies.

He's not in Leon, is he? Well, the one with Natalie Portman.

I don't remember him in that movie.

Oh.

Hmm, he looks so different. I don't even recognize him.

He looks a bit like MrBeast for some reason. I think it's the no lips. I guess I'm not really a movie person. I barely know any movies apart from, you know, Star Wars. Jurassic Park? I'm not really a movie buff.

Bring everyone where? What do you mean?

嗯。

Wow, they got Resident Evil 3 on iOS. That's crazy.

No, I never seen Brokeback Mountain or Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump looks so shit. It's just some stupid man running, isn't it? And then he says, says dumb stuff.

I never really liked Tom Hanks movies. I only like that one, Saving Private Ryan.

I never really liked Toy Story either. That was boring.

I watched this— the last one I watched, he was a grumpy old man.

Must have watched it in Thailand.

Oh,

oh, that was so good.

Hmm, I don't know, I don't really have favorite actors. I don't really care that much.

I prefer it when I watch a movie and it's got actors that I haven't seen before.

I do kind of like Tom Cruise though.

I like that movie Oblivion that he was in, and War of the Worlds is pretty good.

I like the scene in War of the Worlds when all the army jeeps and tanks are firing at the aliens and then they will get wiped out.

What time is it?

6 minutes until Asia market.

I do like the Charles Dance guy who played Tywin, Tywin Lannister. He's pretty cool.

Jeremy Irons got a really good voice too. He did Scar in Lion King, and he's also in that stock movie Margin Call, I think it was called.

He's also in that Alan Turing movie, isn't he? I feel like he's not really been in a lot of big movies.

嗯哼。

Oh, I've only streamed 2 hours 40 minutes. I've got to do another 18 minutes.

Maybe I'll brush my teeth. That might take 17 minutes.

I don't know if the audio is still crackling. I don't really give a fuck, to be honest.

There's someone in there.

If no blood comes out, means you're not brushing hard enough.

This bathroom's always nice and warm. I don't know why. I think this thing's warm. It looks like the mirror gets warm.

Hmm, might be.

Stock market's back open for business.

Yeah.

Well, well, well, look who it is.

不是一个，我是谁？

Push that over.

Ich kann.

Peepy was the oldest cat, lived about 22. It

was fed— she was fed a weird diet of cat food, bread, and milk. I remember my dad used to make that weird mixture. I think my granddad did it, so my dad continued doing it. It was so weird, it's like stodgy bread and milk mashed up with cat food.

She was my granddad's cat. I remember we used to come over to feed her. When Gran was in the hospital.

I think Toffee was about 16 when he died. I remember I was in Japan and my mum sent me the video. He was lying on the floor, my dad was there, and he was just gently breathing and then just slowly stops breathing.

I remember my dad saying, let's just let him slip away.

He was on the carpet in the green room.

He got so skinny.

I really like Toffee. Toffee's death really hit me hard.

He was such a goofy-looking cat, like very derpy-looking, but very affectionate. Come and run over to you and sit on your lap.

My sister got him as a kitten when it was like her birthday present when she was a kid. It was this tiny little scrawny kitten. With big ears like a bat. And then he got very fat, and then he had a car accident, and then he had his back leg removed because it had a tumor. He was

hopping about.

He had really bad breath and his teeth kept falling out.

I remember I'd sit down and then he'd just come running at me, jump up on my lap, and he would just like fall asleep on my stomach.

He was pretty cute. No, he was a black cat.

It was really sad. I remember I was in Japan, 2018.

It was like the end of my childhood died with him. And then Mimo died when I was in Manchester, 2021. She was only about 16-ish, didn't live that long.

Mima was taught to show.

This is Mima.

She wasn't very affectionate.

She was a loner, didn't really come for sitting on laps. She, she only sat next to my dad.

She only liked my dad. She didn't really seem to like anyone else.

And then there was Tiggs. I don't really remember Tix very well because she died pretty young. I just remember she was this kitten in

my granddad's shed. Who's playing YouTube videos really loudly?

My mum still does this thing where she takes her hearing aid out and she doesn't realize how loud her volume is.

I've got text. Let's turn it down.

Volume's like full blast.

Yeah, we found ticks in my granddad's abandoned shed thing, and then we lured it out with milk, and then we trapped it in the house. Me and my sister, when we were kids, we lured it into the house, and then we closed the door, and then it freaked out and ran off. It was like hiding behind the

sofa, but we gained its trust and it became a pet.

I don't remember how old it was.

I think it was a she. It got hit by a car and died. This guy rang the doorbell asking if it was our cat.

I remember I was playing World of Warcraft. Didn't really seem that

Interested.

I wasn't really that sad when PP Antics died,

but I felt very sad about Toffee and Mimo.

I was a kid when PP Antics died.

I was more interested in video games.

I'm gonna go to bed.

Good night.