XBOX ROG ALLY X： 10 Things You NEED TO KNOW

Hello, welcome back to a new video.

So as you may know, the Xbox ROG Ally X is

coming out this year soon, and there are

some very interesting things about this

brand new handheld gaming console.

So this is going to be a collaboration

between ROG, ASUS, and Xbox gaming teams.

They're working together to make the best

handheld gaming console, and one of the

main interesting features about this new

Windows handheld gaming console is that it

jumps straight into its very own

custom-built from the ground up Xbox OS

interface, so you don't have to fiddle

around with the desktop on a handheld

device, which is just so great.

No other Windows-based gaming handheld has

the ability to just jump straight into a

big screen where you've got big icons with

your game titles just in front of you,

easy to click on, easy to access from a

handheld device without mouse and

keyboard.

No other device has that.

They all seem to go straight into desktop

mode and force you to stay in that.

I remember when I had the ROG Ally, I

remember it was just so difficult going

into the desktop mode and clicking on the

icon to open a game.

And now with this Xbox ROG Ally X, I won't

have that problem anymore because it's got

a dedicated Xbox game library front page

for the home screen now.

Wow, this is just absolutely

game-changing.

And secondly, there's going to be a

special dedicated Xbox button built

directly into the console.

I don't really know what this Xbox button

does, but it looks pretty cool and it

makes it seem like, yeah, I'm using

Xbox-branded console This is an Xbox

device, not like one of those other

peasant Windows handheld devices which

have stupid branding like AYANEO.

Next, we have to talk about the unique

control systems.

So unlike other handheld gaming devices

where you've barely got anything to grip

onto, we've got some massive chunky grips.

Basically looks like someone cut an Xbox

controller right in half and then glued

them onto the sides of a tablet.

And that is basically why we're going to

have the most comfortable handheld gaming

experience, even though it's really thick

and bulky with this screen, it's not going

to matter because you're going to have so

much to grip onto.

But the main thing you need to know about

this Xbox ROG Ally X console is that it's

not— it is not an Xbox console.

Even though it says Xbox ROG Ally X, it

doesn't mean it's an Xbox gaming device.

It is a— from the core down, a Windows

handheld device running Windows, which

means it's a Windows handheld gaming

device, not an Xbox.

And then lastly, you're gonna need to know

the price.

It's not going to come out today, and it's

going to come out in this year.

There's Probably gonna be similar to the

previous prices of ROG Ally, coming to

$500.

Oh my god, you don't know how irritating

it is having to listen to these fucking

nerdy American YouTubers who sound like

fucking Kermit the Frog.

I mean, why do they say ROG Ally like, ROG

Ally?

Shut up.

First thing in the morning, you do not

want to hear these whiny nasal bitch-ass

sounding American accents.

Have you seen that gamer YouTuber called

WolfDen?

He sounds like Kermit the Frog.

Oh my, I can't stand it.

Anyway, back to the video.

So we're gonna have a powerful AMD Ryzen

Z2 Extreme processor, which delivers

high-end gaming performance with 8 cores

and 16 threads.

We've got 25GB of RAM, ensuring smooth

multitasking and fast load times.

1TB of storage provides ample space for

games, supports easy upgrades.

7-inch 1080p IPS display features 120Hz

refresh rate with 500 nits of brightness

and FreeSync Premium for fluid visuals.

Xbox Game Pass and cloud gaming support.

Wow, really?

An Xbox handheld that has Xbox Game Pass

on it?

Who would have guessed it?

Wow.

What gaming device doesn't have Xbox Game

Pass on it anyway?

Seamlessly integrates with Xbox Game Pass,

allowing instant access to hundreds of

games.

Wow, only hundreds of games.

Custom Xbox OS interface optimized for

gaming.

I mean, why wouldn't it be optimized for

gaming?

Of course it's optimized for gaming.

What else are they going to optimize it

for?

How is it custom?

Who cares what the stupid interface looks

like?

You just need a menu where you can choose

your games from.

Reducing memory usage and boosting battery

efficiency.

Ergonomic design inspired by Xbox

controllers features contoured grips,

impulse triggers, The hell is an impulse

trigger?

Is it just a trigger?

Why'd you put the random word impulse in

front of it?

Haptic feedback.

Oh great, more stupid vibrating stupid

mechanisms I gotta switch off.

For a comfortable gaming experience.

Haptic feedback and comfortable gaming

experience should not go in the same

sentence.

Haptic feedback is fucking annoying,

shaking in your hands just when you shoot

a gun.

I don't like it.

And then it also has advanced cooling

system which prevents overheating.

Duh, what else is it gonna prevent?

Ensuring consistent performance during

long gaming sessions.

It has USB 4.

Wow, it's got a USB port, how amazing!

And Thunderbolt support enables fast data

transfer and external display

connectivity.

And then it has Xbox Play Anywhere and

Remote Play, allows users to stream games

from the Xbox console or play PC titles on

the go.

I mean, why would you want to stream from

a console when you can just play the game

directly from the console?

Because it's supposed to be a standalone

handheld, it's not a PS5 Portal, and it's

supposed to be powerful.

It's got an AMD Z2 Extreme, should be able

to play any games on it straight from the

console.

Why would you stream it from your home

console over the internet and have a worse

experience?

Because it's going to be streaming over

the internet and then there's going to be

lag and input delay.

It's going to be shit.

Anyway, I don't think this is very

interesting.

This is a stupid another ROG Ally handheld

Windows gaming device, but with Xbox

branding on it.

I don't know why everyone's making a big

fuss out of it just because he's got

Xbox-style controls on it and he's got—

oh, it's got a Magic Xbox, but who the

fuck cares?

It looks stupid, rubbish, overpriced.

I'll stick with my Switch 2.