FINALLY Life Is Getting Better Lets Get KFC 🍗

If you're struggling to find motivation as

a YouTube creator, keep watching this

video because I'm going to share with you

how my first 90— Whoops,

I forgot to enable live chat. Who's making

Testing, testing,

testing.

Yeah, I forgot to enable live chat.

I'm not sure why it was disabled,

actually. That's weird.

Oh, I think it's because I set comments to

be, uh, held for review before

they get approved, because people keep

leaving stupid comments. So I just

disabled them and then I have to manually

approve them. It was just getting a

bit annoying because sometimes I make

videos about stuff people don't care about

and then they start moaning about it in

the comments, so I have to delete the

comment.

And I also disabled likes and dislikes

because people are being annoying and

they're just disliking everything I make

People— some people follow me and they

don't even watch any of my videos. They

just follow so they can press the dislike

button. So if

they can't be trusted to use the dislike

and like buttons responsibly, then I don't

think they deserve to be able to use it at

all. If people are going to act like

children, I'm going to treat them like

I don't know why people bother. I've got

so many people who do that on the main

channel. And they come over to the second

channel as well to do the same thing.

Where's the KFC? I just started streaming

like 2 minutes ago. Jesus, I'm gonna order

whilst I'm streaming.

On every single video I upload on the main

channel, it always gets at least 200

dislikes. At least 200 people are just

following me just so they dislike. So they

can dislike my videos. It's just so sad.

The dislikes are still there. The likes

and dislikes are still there. I've just

hidden them so you can't see them. It

doesn't mean they've been turned off. You

can't actually turn them off,

so it's still being registered as

engagement. I'm just taking away the

satisfaction of being able to see how many

dislikes there are, because some people

get some kind of sick satisfaction, I

guess, from seeing how many dislikes there

are, and they're contributing by pressing

the dislike, and they feel like they're

carrying out some kind of vigilante work

keeping my videos down or letting people

know my videos are bad by slapping a

dislike on it, when actually dislikes

don't do anything. In fact, the videos I

have the most views on usually have the

most dislikes on.

But I didn't really get many people asking

why I disabled the dislikes on my new

video, so I guess most people don't even

care. There was like one person who said,

how come I can't see dislikes anymore?

Okay, let me quickly check my stocks.

I put another— how much? I put £3,000

extra onto my stock account,

and I've spent— how much I spent?

I spent £800 today, and I'm saving another

£2,200 for maybe next week. I feel like I

should wait for the US elections to Finish

before I buy any more stocks. See what

happens. People are saying if Biden wins,

then oil stocks are going to go down

because he's all about renewable energy.

YouTube does not stop pushing your videos

if you get more dislikes. Can people stop

saying stuff about dislikes when you know

nothing about it?

The videos that get me the most views are

always the ones that get me the most

dislikes, so it's a load of rubbish.

And videos of mine that got more likes

didn't get more views than usual, it got

I hate when people make all these claims

when they, they don't even have a YouTube

channel. They've got no experience making

videos. They don't even research it, and

they just come out with stupid statements

saying dislikes make you get less views.

Like, fuck it, guys. Some of the most

popular videos on YouTube have the most

dislikes, like Jake Paul Everyday Bro or

something, and that Rebecca Black Fat

woman. Doesn't she have the most dislikes?

And then that video has— it used to be one

of the most viewed videos on YouTube.

Anyway, yeah, I've got 2,200 in cash

that I want to spend on something.

I was thinking about this natural gas and

oil distribution company called

EPD. They've got a really good dividend

yield, but I'm a bit worried about putting

more money in the oil industry.

I don't think it's going to be going away

anytime soon.

No, my most viewed videos have the most

dislikes. Stop, stop arguing with me. I

know what my own channel has. Jesus

Christ. Oh my

God, it's like you people think you know

my channel better than I know it when I'm

checking it every single day.

Uh, people saying Tesla could be a good

one, but I don't know,

share value is dropping quite a lot.

And I feel kind of burned when I bought

Amazon because I thought Amazon would go

up, and then it dropped, started dropping

loads as soon as I bought it.

I'm picking high dividend stocks because I

want to build passive income. I don't

really want to do the whole buy low,

sell high thing because it's difficult.

Although I have to say, I really lucked

out on Pinterest. Pinterest has gone up

16% since I bought it. If I sell now,

If I sell now, I could make £60.

So I could actually make £60 profit here

if I sell Pinterest. Pinterest jumped up

because Snapchat did really well, and then

all of a sudden the value of Twitter and

Facebook and Pinterest went up along with

it. FedEx is going up slightly,

but everything else is down really.

Look at my stocks I have. They're all down

apart from Exxon. ExxonMobil is— and 3M

are the only 2 that I have that aren't

going down all the time.

If you look at my most viewed videos on

Chef Daniel, they all have like 90%

dislikes and they have the most views. I

have videos where I'm shitting on video

games and they have nearly 20K views and

they've got 2,000 dislikes to 50 likes.

The dislikes don't do shit. That's what

I'm saying. Oh,

I'll show you right

Okay, so I'm on my,

my video library on Chef Daniel. I sort by

most viewed. Most viewed,

109,000 views. Rachel and

Jun are boring. 13,000 dislikes to 600

likes. See what I'm saying? The dislikes

don't stop a video from ranking or getting

views. I've got 100,000 Rachel Nguyen

stupid fans to click on it, and it got

13,000 dislikes. Look at that.

And then the second highest viewed, Do Not

Buy the Microsoft Surface Pro,

1,685 dislikes to 160 likes.

That's like a 9 to 1 ratio, dislike ratio,

and it's my second highest video.

Uh, Witcher, Witcher 3, that got about

50/50 likes/dislikes. Fun for Louis,

um, slightly more likes but about 50/50.

Why I Hate Super Smash Bros, 1,000

dislikes to 170 likes. My fifth highest

viewed video. So yeah, people like to

do anything are just dumb.

Okay, FBI, you're being banned because

you're annoying me, saying stupid stuff.

Get lost. You want to get banned,

then just annoy me.

I won't be sad by not seeing you in the

Oh, thank you, Aqua Abigail. Buy some

cooking oil. I actually used some. Mia's

dad came by and gave me some groceries a

few days ago. He gave me tinned sardines.

And they had oil inside. I used the oil to

do some stir-fry and it made it so much

better with the oil. Without oil, it just

starts burning in the pan.

So yeah, maybe I should get some oil. I

don't want to go shopping because I'm

going somewhere on Sunday,

so if I went shopping today and stocked

up, I wouldn't be able to use the stock

for a few days. It'd be a bit of a waste,

so I'll go shopping when I come back. And

then today and tomorrow, I guess I have to

just eat what's in there. Okay,

I've still got some bread buns

and some ham, and I've got some red

pepper, and I've got some sardines, so

that should be fine for tomorrow's lunch.

But I'm a bit worried about tomorrow's

dinner. I could get a big bucket of

chicken now to last me for today's dinner

and then tomorrow's lunch.

I don't really mind getting dislikes if

I'm making a trolling video because I'm

intentionally making a trolling video to

piss people off, so I expect the dislikes.

But when I'm just making a normal video

where I'm not trolling and I'm just

talking about something that's on my mind.

When I get hundreds and hundreds of

dislikes for just talking about something

that happened, it pisses me off because I

know people are not even watching the

video and they're just disliking. For

example, my last video, I didn't say

anything wrong. What did I say that was

wrong or bad? All I did was explain why

I'm in the Netherlands and why I'm not

going to go back home to England, and then

I talked about my VR headset, and then

It's already got 160 dislikes.

Why would you dislike that video? People

are just disliking out of spite because

they're spiteful, miserable, stupid

people, and they've got nothing better to

do than just follow my channel so they can

just dislike the videos without even

watching them. So I'm

just going to disable the dislikes when

it's a video that is genuine and I'm

not trying to get a reaction or trigger

It's just a sad thing that happens when

you got a lot of haters. The haters stick

around for a long time because they're

mentally ill. There's a lot of YouTubers

out there who did disable their likes and

dislikes, probably because they have the

same problem as I do and they just got fed

up.

So if people are just gonna mass dislike

my videos unfairly, and this is in the

other thing that pisses me off, some

people like to brag about it in the

comments saying, I'm just here to press

the dislike button.

If you say that, I'm gonna ban you.

Commenting because you just admitted that

you're a dickhead and you're actively,

actively trying to bring my channel down

by pressing the dislike button because

that's what you think dislike button does.

So if you brag about disliking my videos,

number one, I'm gonna ban you, and then

number two, I'm just gonna disable the

ratings so it doesn't matter if you

dislike because no one's gonna be able to

Hopefully eventually I'll end up banning

all the dickheads and then there'll just

be the nice people left in the comment

section. But I've got so many dickheads

who follow me, it's going to take a long,

long time. And then they just keep making

new accounts. They're just sad people.

Oh, fucking John T. Can you fuck off,

John T? I keep banning you, you keep

coming back. Why don't you get the message

that I don't want you in my comments

section? Every fucking

day I have to ban this stupid mentally ill

retard called John T who keeps commenting,

and then even though I ban him, he's back

the next day with a new account commenting

again. It's so fucking annoying.

Thinks he's funny because he can get

around my banning by just making a new

Why do I have all these mentally ill

obsessive freaks who, who just don't

get tired of the stupid little games that

they play? Why can't they all just fuck

off?

Anyone sees John T, tell me, and I'm

banning them— banning him straight away.

Oh God, why can't they just let me live in

peace?

This John T must have like 100 Google

accounts by now. I don't know how else

he's doing it. If I ban someone from

commenting, the only way they can come

back to the comments, as far as I know,

is by making a new Google account. I don't

see how else they could get around it.

And I've banned him at least 50 times.

I've got like 15 different John T's in my

ban list. But the weird thing is,

recently,

um, when I ban his new accounts, his name

doesn't appear in the banned list anymore.

So is he deleting his account or something

straight after he comments? I don't know

if you can delete a Google account.

Okay, so what should I get from KFC?

I might get a bucket. 20— how

many pieces should I get? 12 pieces.

I was gonna say 24 pieces. That's a bit

Is there anything good in the Netherlands

KFC? Let me check. I don't really think

they have anything special.

Oh, they just have that weird meatball

thing which I really hated. Should I get

50-piece hot wing bucket?

I only like the chicken drumsticks. The

tender's always dry. The chicken breast is

always dry and full of bones and the

chicken's rib cage. Why can't they just

sell the chicken legs? That's the

juiciest, most tastiest bit.

John T, why do I hate you? Because you're

always leaving irritating comments,

insulting me, making fun of how little

money I'm making, making fun of how my

channels are dying, making fun of my low

views. Why the fuck do you think I would

Why do you think I would want you

commenting? You're an idiot and you piss

me off, so can't you just get lost?

Oh look, they have this special no-fluke

tip. What does no-fluke mean?

This reminds me when I was doing that

trying to eat KFC for a whole week

challenge in Korea. I felt

so sick of eating KFC after that.

Making the most money, that was not going

to last forever. Your views are going

down. OnlyFans gonna dry up. Why can't you

just be a bit supportive? Why can't

I get a well done, Daniel, for once in my

fucking life?

Why are you people such a bunch of

negative Nancys?

Okay, so I think 12 pieces might

be good. Should I

get ketchup? I don't really want to drink.

Do I want to drink? I feel like water is

fine. I wish they sold milk because I need

some milk for my coffee.

I actually made a new OnlyFans video

today, but I might just set it

for— how much should I set it for? It's

not really a full-length video, it's only

3 minutes, so I might set it at $8.

I might get more sales if I make it

cheaper.

Idiots coming downstairs again.

You know another annoying thing about my

neighbors? They keep dropping things into

my garden and then I have to go and get

it, and then they knock my door.

It's happened twice now, and I've, I've

seen— I've let 2 of them come in here now.

It's the first time he knocked my door and

he was saying something I didn't

understand. He kept pointing behind me,

so I said, come in then, and then he went

out into the garden to get his earphones.

And then the second time it happened, I

saw this big blanket fall from the second

floor into my garden.

So I picked it up and I waited by the

door, and he knocked on my door and I

opened it, and I gave him— oh my God— I

gave him the blanket, and he was still

pointing behind me saying something.

So I let him in and he went to get another

towel and see another towel that had

So annoying. How do they keep dropping

things out the window? I don't understand

And they're like— what are they like?

They're not Indian. I don't think they're

Indian. I think they're Middle East.

People. They're kind of— they're not that

brown. They're not as

brown as Indian people.

I don't know, I'm really bad at telling

the difference between different

ethnicities.

They're really bloody noisy too. They run

up and down the stairs, jump up and down

up there. I think they're teenagers,

probably,

and they don't even— they barely speak

English. It's really irritating. What am I

supposed to do when they drop stuff into

my garden? Obviously I have to give it

back to them.

What are they doing?

Can you hear them? Can you hear them

talking?

And the woman who lives up there tried

begging me for €20. Kept saying,

oh, my husband took all the money to work

with him. The hell does that mean? You

took all your money with him to work and

now you don't have food? You don't have

money to buy food for your kids? She was

saying, I don't have enough money to buy

food for my kids. I said I don't have

cash, and then she said card is okay.

What do you mean card is okay? You're

gonna bring a card reader, chip and PIN?

No, no shame, these people. No dignity.

Just start begging to a complete stranger.

How Hopefully

they'll go. Maybe they're coming

downstairs to go out somewhere.

And then they woke me up at about 5 AM in

the morning banging again. I don't

understand how people can make so much

noise. How is it possible?

Anyway, uh, let me choose. Should I get a

drink with it?

No, I'll just have tea.

Oh, thank you, Oliver. What if I gathered

evidence of loudness and reports? Can you

do that? I just don't— I don't see how

they could stop people from walking

loudly. It's not like it's illegal.

But I don't know what to do when my

contract here ends.

So 3 months, it's already been about 2

weeks, so that's all of October, all of

November, all of December. So I've got

until the 1st of January.

And then I'm not really sure what to do.

I guess I could extend the contract,

but then I'm not really sure how long I'm

allowed to stay here after Brexit.

What do you think I should do? Maybe I'll

hop over to Belgium for a bit, or Poland.

Heard good things about Poland. Or maybe

go back home. I don't know. If I go back

home, I'll, I'll be able to invest all of

my earnings back into the stock market.

That'd be pretty nice. Imagine being able

to invest $3,000 every month into the

stock market. In 10 months, I'd be able to

invest $30,000.

I don't

want to order my KFC now because if they

come now and those people outside, they

might see me.

Am I still getting a laptop? No, after I

got my iPad back, I kind of realized I

don't need a laptop. The iPad's fine for

big screen stuff.

If I got a laptop, I would just do the

same as what I'm doing on the iPad.

So I think a laptop would just be a waste

of money. The only thing

I am thinking about getting is the Magic

Keyboard for the iPad. But I don't know if

it'll be worth it. I don't do a huge

amount of typing.

Not really necessary, more of a luxury.

It's a nice keyboard. I tried it out in

the shop, but it's just kind of expensive.

It's about £300-ish.

It's got a trackpad and

the iPad attaches to it magnetically.

Look, I want to get this.

Oh, thank you, Kuniji.

Call the Hong Kong guy, do a VRChat

meetup. What about VR boxing match?

I'm actually watching this guy on YouTube

who kind of looks like the Hong Kong guy.

He's called Bruce Wang and he

makes videos about dividend investing.

His whole channel is just about his, his

dividend portfolio updates and how it's

doing. He gets more views than I do. He's

got 97K subs. Pretty nice way of getting

views, I guess. His channel is like the

dividend investing equivalent of my

channel because my channel is kind of like

documenting the progress of my search for

a girlfriend and updating everyone on

what's happening and how far, how well I'm

doing.

Oh,

they're still outside the door.

I had a weed brownie in Amsterdam. It was

really nice and I nearly ate the whole

thing. Thankfully, Mila stopped me. I only

ate half of it and I was high for

a whole day. It didn't wear off until— it

didn't wear— is it wear? It didn't

wear off until the next day.

So noisy today.

I guess because it's a Friday, maybe it's

noisier.

Imagine if I ate the whole brownie. I

would have been high for days. Maybe it

felt so weird.

Oh, by the way, got good news. The heating

finally got fixed, so I'm not freezing

anymore. He came yesterday and

he just put in a new pump and everything's

fine now. Got heating, got hot water.

I keep feeling anxious about people asking

me what I do for a living. Thankfully he

didn't, but it's so awkward. I don't know

what to say. Before I was saying, oh, I

translate Japanese, but then they might

say, oh, speak some Japanese then.

It's so hard to lie about what I do. If I

say I do YouTube, they'll be like, what's

your channel?

I guess I could say, oh, I trade stocks on

the stock market, but I haven't actually

made anything. I could make £60 if I sold

my Pinterest.

I think they're going somewhere. I can

hear a car outside and I think they're

honking at them. They seem to be rushing,

rushing around getting ready, so I think

they're gonna get in the car and go

somewhere. Hopefully give me some peace

and bloody quiet.

I thought you could speak Japanese,

what's the problem? I don't like speaking

Japanese to non-Japanese people. Because I

feel stupid. If I'm speaking

to a Japanese person who doesn't speak

English, I feel fine speaking to them in

Japanese because it feels normal. But

speaking to a non-Japanese person in

Japanese when I'm not Japanese feels weird

and I feel uncomfortable. So I hate when

people say, how do you say this in

Japanese? I feel like I'm being put on the

spot, like I'm being judged.

So I don't like telling people that I

speak Japanese because they might say,

how do you say hit me up on Wednesday,

bro, in Japanese?

Or pass me the spicy hot wing KFCs in

the fridge, my man. Some stupid

sentence that's really hard to say in

Japanese.

I mean, what's the point? They won't even

understand, and they're just going to

forget it in the next 10 minutes, and I

have to struggle to find a way to

translate that. And I probably wouldn't

even translate it like that. I'll just

translate it into something that sounds

like, can you pass me the chicken?

Complete waste of time. Puts me on the

spot. Making me struggle,

making me feel uncomfortable for what?

That's why I don't like telling people

that I know some Japanese, I know Korean.

It's so weird. Oh, stupid idiots.

Every time I try and say something, they

start banging. What was I trying to say?

I was gonna say it's funny because all of

the YouTubers I watch now are all

financial channels like Graham Stephan.

And that Andrei Jikh guy and

this Bruce Wang guy, and then a couple of

smaller channels who talk about stocks. I

don't watch any entertainment channels

anymore.

I feel like I got old.

It's crazy the amount of money Graham

Stephan makes, and he's completely open

about it. He just shows you how much he

made. He says he made $2 million last

year, and he says he's on track to make $5

million this year. It's insane.

$2 million in a year.

He gets crazy high CPMs because he's

talking about, about finance, and the best

paying topics on YouTube are finance

and insurance and business stuff.

So he started off as a millionaire from

doing real estate. And then now he's

become even richer by talking about being

a real estate agent and blowing up on

YouTube. Ah, the rich just get richer.

He just talks about how he makes money and

then makes way more money by talking about

how much money he makes. It's like a

snowball effect.

Uh, I guess I should order my KFC now.

Usually it takes about 15 minutes to get

here. What do I want?

12 pieces of chicken.

What else should I get? Get some fries.

Fries with ketchup.

What else do they have? They've got sweet

corn.

Oh, they've got banana milkshake. I want a

banana milkshake.

I wonder if they got a chocolate brownie.

No, they don't. Burger King has a

chocolate brownie.

Oh, I've got free delivery promotion.

Nice.

So my total bill would be €29.

Why is it so expensive?

€29 just for 12 pieces and some chips and

a banana milkshake.

Oh, should I just eat bread?

No, I want to treat myself. I feel like I

deserve a treat.

Okay, I ordered it. €29 just

for dinner. Well, I got 12 pieces. I think

I'd probably be full after— I think I'd

eat 4 pieces and I'll be full, and then I

can eat the rest tomorrow. So really it's

like €15 for 2 meals.

I mean, for 1 meal. So €29 for

2 meals.

KFC is pretty filling.

I just— I don't want to go shopping

without Mila because I'm scared, and it's

unnecessary. If I go shopping tomorrow and

I buy a load of stuff, I won't be eating

it on Sunday. It feels like it would

be a waste.

The whole place is vibrating.

This reminds me when I did the last Uber

Eats livestream in the capsule hotel.

Remember, I got sushi and fried chicken,

and then straight after I ordered it,

Mida said I could come to her mom's house

to have dinner.

Mida's mom's apartment is so nice though.

She decorated it really modern, in a

modern stylish way, and I think she

only pays about €700 a month,

and it's the same size as my place, and

it's in a nice neighborhood,

not in the, in the ghetto.

And I said, how come I can't find a place

like this for €700? And she said, you have

to be put on a waiting list to get a place

like this. And she's been on the waiting

list for ages, apparently.

And then afterwards we came back to the

capsule hotel together. It was nice.

Oh, I hate it when people keep telling me

to move back to Japan thinking that my

videos were better when I was in Japan

because of Japan.

People only thought my videos were more

interesting when I was in Japan because

there was drama.

Every time I stopped with the drama

content, the views started going down.

When I started doing stuff like Day out to

USJ, or me and my wife went to— went

on a cruise, cruise boat.

The views started dropping, and then I had

to make up some fake drama like my wife

cheated on me, or don't ever message my

wife. And then only then the views started

going back up again. People keep saying

Your videos in Japan were so much better.

It's got nothing to do with Japan or being

in Japan.

It was just because I was married and

there was a lot of drama. Most of it was

fake though. Stuff like she kicked

me out and I'm homeless and we're getting

divorced, that was all fake.

Remember that one? My wife slept with

another woman when I was gone. That was

fake. My wife cheated on me.

It was all fake. Nothing to do with Japan.

When I made videos about Japan, they did

as badly as my non-Japan, non-drama videos

did when I was in Japan, if that makes

The views were still good when, when Mila

was in the videos back home in England,

remember? It's getting 50K, 40K back

then. It's the drama stuff people find

interesting. If I went back to Japan, I'd

just be in a Japanese apartment doing

exactly the same as what I'm doing now.

Again, people don't know what they're

talking about.

When I was in Japan, people said they

liked my videos more when I was in

England, my bedroom. Then I leave Japan,

they say it was better in Japan. Then I'm

in Korea, they say it was better when I

was in Japan. Oh my God,

why can't people just admit they only care

about the drama stuff?

They complain when there's no drama, and

then they complain when I fake the drama,

and then they start insulting me when they

think it's actual real drama, calling me

the Asian Onision and rubbish like that.

And when I try and do normal content

that's not toxic, they don't even watch

and they say it's boring. Oh my

God.

They keep telling me to get a job and stop

doing YouTube.

Even if I got a job, I'd still do YouTube.

I still enjoy doing it to some extent.

It's my hobby and it just became my job.

Why should I have to stop doing it?

What else do I need to do?

Tomorrow I'll make, um, a video about how

much money I've wasted on the stock

market. Uh, I think I'll make one Video

gaming video, maybe. Don't know. They

don't really do well. Feels like a waste

of time. Maybe just relax.

Used to treat your audience like a

personal confidant and share everything

with us. Yeah, until you started trying to

fuck with my life and mess things up for

me and get me into trouble. And get girls

to not want to be with me anymore. If you

wanted me to carry on being like that,

then maybe you should have thought twice

about messing with my life.

This is why we

can't have nice things, because small

majority of mentally ill people ruin it

for everyone.

Oh, oh, oh, it's coming! 2 minutes away

and we will have chicken.

I, I chose the leave by the door option,

but they always knock the door and then I

open it and I take it from them. So what's

the point? Why can't they just leave

it and then message me saying they've left

Let's see who— see who's delivering it.

Oh look, a foreigner! What a surprise.

Actually, he looks like he's from Eastern

Europe. His last name is E-M-R-E.

Emma. Emery. What kind of name is that?

1 minute away on his bicycle.

Turkish name. Yeah, he does look a bit

Turkish.

He's on a motorbike. Oh, now it says 5

minutes away.

He went— he came close, went further, and

now he's coming closer again.

When it comes to growing YouTube channels,

my channel's weird because I

don't know, it's like I take one step

forward and then I, I move 2 steps back.

I start gaining subs, I'm gaining subs

now, but then I upload a video and then

I'll lose subs, and then after a few days

I'll recover after gaining more subs, and

then upload and then I'll lose a bunch

more subs.

But right now I'm hovering around 106,700,

and it was about 720, and then it dipped

down to 670. Now it's back up to 700.

So some people are finding the channel

somehow, but I don't know if they're just

unsubscribing soon after, or if it's older

viewers unsubscribing. I don't know,

but I don't really know how to grow my

channel because my channel isn't really

about anything. For example,

your channel could be about VR gaming and

then just keep making videos about VR

gaming and it's going to grow.

I thought it was weird. Why would you make

an entire channel all about VR gaming? I

follow this one guy, he's bald, from

England called Virtual Reality Oasis.

He makes pretty high-quality videos all

about VR gaming, and he's growing really

well.

I just don't know how people could make an

entire channel about one thing. I don't

care about any one thing enough to make an

entire channel about it.

So my only, my only niche, I guess, is the

progress of my life. And the ups and downs

of what's happening in my life. Those are

the videos that always do well. I tried

doing some reaction videos to Uncle Roger

and Abroad in Japan. They did really

badly. Even the watch time was pretty low.

And then I just make a simple video

updating people on what's happening with

my life and it gets way more

views, way more watch time, longer view

duration. I guess that's why people sub

to me.

Oh, he's here. Okay,

mentally prepare ourselves for a knock on

the door. Always makes me jump. I hate

when people knock my door. Oh, he's here.

That's the motorbike. What should I do?

What should I do? Should I open the door

when he knocks it or wait for him to leave

it there? Here comes a knock.

Here it comes.

Here it comes any moment.

Fucking hell, how can it still scare me

when I knew it was coming?

Oh, I nearly showed my address on the

Oh no, it doesn't have my address.

Remember I doxxed my second apartment in

Japan on the second day or something when

I was livestreaming? I accidentally showed

an envelope with the address on it.

Look what I got, Mr.

KFC.

Mr. KFC. From Kentucky.

And it was only about a second and then

someone screenshot it already. And that's

the exact time when you don't want to have

high-quality livestreams because usually

my stream quality sucks and you wouldn't

be able to make out little text like that.

But the internet was really good at the

second apartment, crisp and clear.

But I was only in that apartment for about

a month, not even a month, and we moved

out. Well, we didn't move out. My dad died

and I stayed in England and then cheated

on my wife, and then she moved out by

herself. Is it funny that actually

happened? Sometimes I can't even believe

my own life was real or is real.

Did people come to the apartment? No, no

one did, and no one came to the first

apartment. The first apartment I

accidentally doxxed as well by showing the

road outside the window. No one came,

no one sent anything.

Hopefully I haven't doxxed this place yet.

I think I've been pretty safe just showing

the couch and the wall.

It just kind of sucks because I would like

to do an apartment tour and I would like

to move around whilst I'm streaming, not

just stuck at the table. And I'd like to

set up a mirror so I can do a mirror

stream like I used to, but I guess I

could. I did get a mirror from Mila's dad,

big full body mirror, but I'm worried

you'd see in the reflection the

surroundings.

But people found the Airbnbs I stayed in

before. I guess it's easy because

they just match up the furniture. Well,

all the furniture here is new. None of

this furniture is in the pictures.

Smells so

good. I want

to cut off its head first.

Why is it stuck together? That's weird.

They stapled the bag closed.

I've got KFC.

I think KFC is my favorite. McDonald's

used to be my favorite, but then I kind of

got sick of eating it. The burgers—

McDonald's burgers just taste so bland and

I think KFC is my number one favorite,

and then Burger King. Burger King burgers

taste way better. They've got that smoky

barbecue flavor,

but I just prefer fried chicken over A

burger.

I was thinking of actually just asking the

landlord about it. I could say,

um, I'm thinking, do you know what

OnlyFans is? I'm thinking of making some

money by uploading pictures. Is that okay?

But then it's kind of embarrassing, and

she's also a woman. So it feels kind of a

bit like harassment.

Do you think it's a good idea to ask? Why

would the landlord care? I don't know.

See, some people are funny about OnlyFans.

They don't like it. They think it's

unethical or immoral.

Okay, got my KFC, man.

Because the— I don't know, it's kind of

weird because they bought me furniture,

so the furniture and the TV I guess

doesn't belong to me. And I have to leave

it here when I move out. So if I make

OnlyFans on the furniture, they might not

like that.

Hmm.

Mr. KFC from Kentucky.

I put a sheet over the sofa when I made

today's OnlyFans video. It's so difficult

to make OnlyFans videos now.

It's just hard. I find it difficult to

cum. So I started

watching porn and then I had to quickly

turn off the porn before I came.

I just watched this kind of fat ugly

Japanese woman getting screwed. I don't

know why that turns me on so much.

If I'm looking for some quick porn that I

really want to get the job done, nothing

does it for me like a kind

of ugly chubby Japanese woman.

MILFish. It's weird. I could watch a super

hot model, slim and young, but I choose

the ugliest Japanese MILFs.

Those, those really turn me on.

Oh, oh, you won't believe what I've

recently discovered. VR porn is

freaking amazing.

So you may know that I got the Oculus

Quest 2. I finally tried out VR porn last

night and it was so good. Oh, where do I

even begin with that? I can make an entire

hour-long video about that. Oh, thank you,

Tricky Ricky. Would I consider OnlyFans

content involving my girlfriend? No way,

she would never be up for it.

The VR porn was so good. It,

it genuinely feels like there's a woman on

top of you. You know that intimate feeling

you get when someone's riding you and

their head is near your head and you can,

you can sense their presence and you,

you're intimate with them physically? You

don't really get that when you watch

normal porn because you're just looking at

a screen, but the VR porn is so immersive.

It really feels like they're right in

front of you and you're staring into their

eyes and you're looking at their face.

And you've got the sounds coming into your

ears and you can look around the room.

It's really impressive. The only problem

is the, the resolution is not great

and my internet kind of sucked last night

and it took ages to load any of the

videos. And there's a lot of websites that

want you to pay for it and it's hard

finding good free stuff.

The quality isn't amazing.

I just can't wait for the future when the

quality becomes really lifelike and the VR

headset becomes really lightweight.

It was great, I loved it. I'm gonna do it

Answer Tricky Ricky's question. I did. I

said she would never be up for it.

If I had to rank VR porn on the sexual

satisfaction rating scale. Obviously

number 1 would be real sex with a girl who

wants you and likes you. Number 2 would be

paying for it with a prostitute. And then

third would be VR porn. And then

fourth, I would say sex doll. Sex doll

isn't great because it's just not

convincing enough. It's not lifelike

enough. The VR porn is lifelike because

it's an actual person. And it does really

feel like she's right there and

she's whispering in your ear and you can

stare into her eyes. It's really good.

Yeah, I'm really sold on VR porn. I didn't

think it would be good. I thought it'd be

gimmicky and kind of lame, but actually

I'm very impressed.

It's just annoying that most of these

websites want you to pay for it. I'm not

paying for it.

Oh, look at this.

I don't know how to download it to the

Quest. Can you download stuff to the

Quest? Oh my

God, tastes so good.

How did I watch it? Um, you can

get Firefox on Oculus Quest,

get Firefox browser,

and you can get desktop browsers so you

can link your computer to the VR. And have

like a virtual desktop.

When you watch YouTube on VR, it's really

good. It's like you're at the cinema

because it opens up like a floating

screen, and then you can make the screen

bigger and smaller, closer or further away

to you, and you can also change the

height. You can just move it around

freely, so it feels like you're sitting in

this dark room with a big screen in front

of you. Kind of like you're in the cinema.

It's really nice. It would be so good for

gaming if you could link it to your PC,

play Rainbow Six, and you've got a

controller in your hands and you've got

this massive floating VR screen whilst

you're wearing the headset. That would be

so nice. I think that would be better than

actual VR games.

It just feels more immersive than having a

big physical monitor in

front of your face.

I hate these pieces.

They're always full of bone. Look at this,

it's just bone.

So oily and juicy.

Usually this piece of chicken is kind of

dry, but I think this is a freshly made

one. It's really juicy. Ow,

it's hot.

Wow, can you hear the people upstairs?

I think they're fighting.

Why don't I put pepper on it? There's

already pepper.

I don't like ketchup or sauce because it

ruins the taste. It overpowers the flavor.

Does anyone know what language they're

Isn't it funny, there's over 100 people

listening to them.

Let me go closer.

Can someone

translate? Are they

planning to blow themselves up?

It sounds kind of like Dutch.

It sounds like immigrant Dutch.

Yo man, why you sleep with my wife? Why

you do that to me? I thought you my

friend. Something like that, maybe.

Oh, this one time when me and Mila were in

Germany, we were— when was it?

I think it was the last few days. We were

in Frankfurt. In the park, just lying in

the park, relaxing in the park.

And this— I think they were Indian— Indian

woman and 2 men, they were just screaming

at each other in the park. And then the 2

men started fighting, and then someone

called the police, and a bunch of

policewomen came running over and stopped

them. I actually filmed it. I didn't

upload it because Mila kept speaking So I

wasn't allowed to upload it because then

people would find out I'm with her. But

now that she doesn't care anymore, I could

probably show it to you.

It was so funny. They started taking their

shirts off and then they were attacking

each other.

And then a German police car pulled up and

then 2 blonde German policewomen came out.

And the German policewomen were bigger

Uh,

what's this?

And we went to a place called— was

it Bad Wild Bad or Wild Bad Wild? I think

it's Bad Wild Bad. That was really nice,

though immigrants. Really peaceful,

no people fighting each other.

We went up into the mountains and they had

this big observation deck at the top of

the mountain. I don't know if you saw it.

I made a video, it was called— was it

Journey Across Germany?

It was really nice. They had a big spiral

observation deck, and in the middle of the

observation deck platform, there was a

slide that goes down the middle. And we

went down the slide. It was really fast.

It was so high up. It was right at the top

of the mountain above all the trees, and

they had a wooden walkway up in the trees.

It was kind of scary.

Do I still play Rainbow Six? No, I don't

have a laptop, but it recently came out on

Xbox Gaming Pass and I downloaded it and I

tried playing it on my phone,

but every time I try and connect to a game

it says you have to sign in to your

Ubisoft account, but then it won't let me.

Sign in, so I can't play it. They don't

have any drumsticks. It's all these

chicken breast lumps. Gave me one

drumstick out of the whole bucket.

Can you use Steam on Oculus Quest 2?

Um, I think you can. You need

this Oculus Link thing that connects it to

your PC. I'm not entirely sure.

I like the drumsticks more because They

have more flavor, I think. Ow, it's really

No, they're speaking Dutch. I heard nee

nee. Nee means no.

Nee nee nee.

The pieces, um, at the bottom are a little

bit soggy. Oh,

I want a drumstick.

They can't have given me only one

drumstick. Are you kidding me? What the

hell is this? Oh, it's a wing.

I want a drumstick.

There's no drumstick.

What? They only gave me one

drumstick in a 12-piece bucket.

What a con. And then he's giving me this

disgusting pieces of carcass.

Isn't it so weird that I can just sit here

tearing apart this chicken body and it's

perfectly fine because it's food? But if

I was sitting here tearing apart a baby,

I'd get banned off YouTube so quickly.

I'm just ripping this animal's body apart.

You know, like that Korean lady, So Hyang,

who tortures sea animals and then eats

them alive? That's okay because it's food,

but when I poisoned a cockroach, I got a

strike.

After I got that strike, I just started

hating YouTube. How is it so unfair?

I messaged YouTube. I said, how come

there's all these other videos of people