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[2021-12-20] I Became A Woman [vvctf6VAfZ8]

2021-12-20 · 9 min

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  1. Oh wow, it looks pretty good.

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  2. Oh my God, oh my God.

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  3. Oh, show my mouth.

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  4. What you think?

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  5. I

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  6. think that might be too big for me.

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  7. I think they're designed for like a big

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  8. gold bottom.

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  9. Oh, actually, you know what?

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  10. Wow.

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  11. They're

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  12. so long.

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  13. See, see how many rings I did in a row?

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  14. I feel like I'm enjoying this way too

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  15. much.

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  16. It's so funny.

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  17. My wife is so annoying.

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  18. She keeps telling me to wrap onions when I

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  19. cut it, and then she keeps telling me to

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  20. wash the rice.

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  21. The rice is already clean.

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  22. You don't need to wash it.

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  23. Daniel, when are you going to get a real

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  24. job?

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  25. You can't afford to support me and little

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  26. baby Bilbo.

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  27. Off of your paltry YouTube earnings.

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  28. If you don't get a real job, I'm going to

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  29. dump you and leave you for Trevor.

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  30. No, not Trevor.

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  31. Oh.

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  32. It's like that game, you know, that

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  33. Japanese game with the board and the

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  34. string.

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  35. Whoa, why does that feel so good?

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  36. It just impales it so easily.

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  37. Maybe I can put the elastic band around my

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  38. waist.

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  39. Do you think I can get this elastic band

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  40. around my waist

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  41. without it snapping?

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  42. Oh my god, I can!

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  43. Oh!

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  44. That actually works.

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  45. Okay, yeah, that works.

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  46. Oh yeah,

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  47. no, no, 5% battery.

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  48. No

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  49. problem.

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  50. I don't think this is a good idea.

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  51. Oh.

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  52. That's not very good.

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  53. Why did I choose to live in the most

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  54. expensive building in the city?

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  55. Because I'm a famous YouTuber.

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  56. Only the finest apartments are up to my

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  57. standards.

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  58. Not a peasant living on the ground.

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  59. I live in the clouds.

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  60. Look at this, so high up in the sky I

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  61. can't even see anything.

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  62. What am I wearing?

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  63. It's my new costume,

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  64. famous YouTuber costume.

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  65. Get a hairbrush.

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  66. No.

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  67. Okay, I'm gonna go to bed.

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  68. Thanks for watching.

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  69. Next time I'll get a maid.

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  70. I want to get a maid outfit, maid dress,

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  71. and a Japanese high school girl uniform.

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  72. That would be pretty funny.

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  73. I reckon that'll put me in a funny mood.

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  74. You could get some funny

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  75. clips out of that.

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  76. Okay, good night then.

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  77. See you next week.

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  78. Try and get some outfits.

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  79. Bye-bye.

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