Exploring IKEA in Japan [ATLf0z-BsHA]

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What's this piece of paper?

Coupon. I got on the IKEA

bus. What's this coupon for?

¥500. Uh,

my battery charge is It's bugging out

again. Every time something goes wrong, I

don't get it.

Wait, I think I know how to fix it.

You gotta take, take out the cable from

the charger and then put

No, it's still not fixed.

You were in a bus meeting. What does that

mean? I lost 20 subs

after yesterday's stream. I don't

know why.

Oh my, I can't fix it. What is wrong with

this stupid cable?

Oh, I fixed it. I just bent it around a

bit at the stem. Something wrong with the

Okay, I fixed it. Let's go.

Why is the bus still there? I don't

know how to get back because I think that

was the last bus. I came here in

2010 with the Korean woman.

It's been 14 years.

Okay, look at

my mosquito bites. Disgusting.

Why IKEA? I want to eat meatballs.

I want to get food. Came here for dinner.

I don't know what this means. Five hundred

yen.

自転車の代わりにバスを使用すると二酸化 what?

二酸化炭素。If you use a bicycle instead of a

bus, you reduce your carbon dioxide. But

what's that five hundred yen?

Hench. I hope this music's not copyright.

Why can't you understand? Because I need

to concentrate. Where'd it go?

It says

shuttle bus.

500 yen valid until 31st of August.

Can I buy food with it?

I want to get— where

are the meatballs? Salmon looks gross.

It's funny, PewDiePie made a video going

to IKEA yesterday. What's this?

Oh, it's like a kids' playground.

Swedish food.

Imagine they tell me no filming, I'd be

screwed.

Oh, they got food here.

IKEA. IKEA. In Japanese, it's pronounced

IKEA. IKEA.

IKEA.

Damn,

that guy's

huge.

That guy must be like 200 kilograms.

Salmon.

What's a

scrap?

Hey, snacks are kind of boring.

Dried wheat pasta.

It feels really small in here. I thought

IKEA was massive.

Where's the food?

Oh, it's over there. Looks kind of boring.

That's the bistro.

Oh, you order on the touchscreen.

What if they're not doing meatballs

Anymore.

Do they not do meatballs anymore?

I don't think they do meatballs.

Just hot dogs. Why are there

no meatballs?

Maybe I'm too late.

Upstairs.

Why would they have 2 restaurants? Surely

they'd have it all here.

The restaurant area— oh, this is the

bistro, that's not the restaurant.

Yeah, maybe that's not the restaurant. Oh

look, escalator. Go up.

That's like a cafe.

No, the bus driver's still there. There

are these 2 Korean girls got on the bus.

They wanted to get off at Namba, but this

bus only goes to IKEA, so he was like You

need to get off at IKEA. But then he

turned around and said, oh, I'll let you

off only this time, but next time be

careful. Otherwise, they'd have to come

all the way here and then go all the way

back. Wow, Tokyo interior.

Yeah, I guess the restaurant is up here,

not the bistro. Cool, I nearly got the hot

dog thinking there's no meatballs. I want

meatballs!

What does Hedgedar mean?

Feels weird here, like an airport.

Oh well, thanks Gerald. Overnight sleeping

in street stream? Uh, no, I don't think

so. Oh, they have a rooftop.

Oh, I thought it said ping pong ball. It

says parking space. What's this? Choose

schedule. Parking? Oh, I came

out to the car park. Go back down. Oh my

God, this is not the way. This just

goes up to the car park. Can do overnight

sleeping in streets livestream? Uh, maybe

So, second floor restaurant.

Second floor has the restaurant.

Hedge. Hedge to you too.

Ah, this is just the stupid car park.

Lost in IKEA.

So dusty up there. Look at all the dust.

They don't clean here.

I think the meatball comes with like a

creamy mushroom sauce.

Said the restaurant closes at half past 6.

It's 5:50 now. Look at the dust.

Everything has a layer of dust on it.

Back down here again.

I think it's up there.

Oh, the restaurant's over there.

What does

Oh, I'm gonna start right there.

Not up to my standards.

Uh, what do I do?

What?

Guess I get a tray.

How do I get the meatball?

Excuse me,

are you doing meatballs? Meat meat ball.

Meat balls. まだ やって ます か。 やって ます。 はい。 どう

やって 注 文 します か。 す み ません。 出 します。 あ はい。

They're just gonna give me meatballs.

はい。 Oh,

it's

heavy.

I can't hold it with one hand. It's really

heavy.

取 り ください。 キ ッ ズ

ゼ リ ー を ご 注 文 いただ き ました お 客 様 は レ

ジ 手 前 の 白 い 冷 蔵 庫 に ある キ ッ ズ ゼ

リ ー を お 取 り ください。 ガ ー リ ック ブ レ ッ ド。

ガ ー リ ック ブ レ ッ ド の キ ッ ズ プ レ ート

の お ま け は レ ジ に て お 渡 しい た します。 オ

ッ ケ ー、 ガ ー リ ック ブ レ ッ ド。 I KE A の

ミ ニ カ ード や ア プ リ の 次 元 コ ード を お

持 ち の お 客 様 は。 Do I just put it on

top or what?

Okay, sausage. I want

to get sausage. Ah,

sure. Okay, I'm gonna

get sausage.

Oh damn,

it's expensive. 300 yen.

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と マ ー リ ック ト ー スト プ レ ーン ソ ー セ ージ

が 一点 お 会 計 千 五 百 六 十 九 円 の お 会

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ありがとうございます。 I feel

like this tray is going to slide off. Get

a fork. Uh, do I need

a knife? Sp oon.

Oh my gosh, I cannot be a waiter.

I'm so scared holding this tray. I feel

like I'm gonna drop it. I'm gonna sit

here. Oh my God. Oh, I hate

carrying trays of food. Feels like it's

going to slide off.

That's why

I hated working in the restaurant— in the

pub, carrying the food.

All the peas rolling around. See if this

food's any good.

I don't know how those waiters carry

multiple plates on their arms.

Imagine me trying to carry a plate on my

wrists. So ¥1,500,

it's not that bad. Got quite

a lot of food.

I'll take a picture.

I'm gonna try the sauce. Sauce is going to

Hmm, tastes like mushroom soup.

I'm hungry.

It's kind of cold.

Why is it cold?

Hmm, the mashed potato is good.

Hmm,

well,

these beans, uh,

they're like

dry green peas. Do you eat this?

At least they're not playing music. Fat

sausage. I can't believe

I rode the bus for an hour to eat

It's just a big fat wiener. No,

I don't like sausage.

I think no country makes sausages like the

UK does. It's no saveloy.

So my plan is I eat my meatball and then—

I don't know if I really want to walk

around in IKEA looking at furniture.

We've got a long walk back to Umeda.

Kale, I'm gonna ban you if you keep

whining. If you don't want to watch, then

don't watch it.

Kale's mad.

Because I won't tell him the drama that

happened. I'm not telling

Kale anything because he leaks everything

I say to him to Pia, so I can't

trust anyone.

No one's trustworthy.

Oh, look, cranberry sauce.

Uh, I don't like cranberry sauce. Weird,

it's like jam.

Pia messaged me recently about

I forgot, I forgot what she said.

My food's cold already.

I do not like this sausage.

Lingonberry sauce. I thought it was

cranberry.

Uh, I got garlic flakes all on my selfie

stick. I can't pick

I rate the food 6 out of 10.

Right, I'll show you my face eating.

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上、 お 買 い 物 を お 楽 し み ください。 Mark,

Mark, Japanese.

Okay, finished my meal. I think

the orange juice was the best bit.

Was it $15? I actually do think

the mashed potato was the best part.

The sausage— I mean, the sausage was the

worst. It was like a big fat wiener.

This video sponsored by IKEA.

I got bitten here, look, so itchy.

The best bit was probably the sauce.

Meatballs are okay.

Maybe we try a hot dog downstairs. Now I'm

full up.

Uh, how much was it? ¥1,500.

It was, yeah, about $10.

Oh wow, thanks Dirt McGirt. What's with

the title? What's the title? I don't even

remember. I just left it as the previous

title. My life is getting worse.

If I had put going to IKEA, I don't think

anyone would click it.

Oh my God, mosquito bites everywhere.

Look, what's with the title? I thought

life was getting amazing. Life's terrible.

Even the subreddit is inactive. Ahaha,

suck it. Nothing to clip, but I'm still

getting paid.

By my beautiful Super Chatters.

It's so funny, the haters don't have

anything to clip to make me look bad

anymore, but I'm still making more money

than I was making in Thailand.

I'm making more money on YouTube now than

I was making the past 6 months in

Thailand. I think these streams have been

so good, like even getting 4K views on a

stream, I made like 35 40 just on ads,

and then add in a couple super chats,

couple pay p als, r aking

in the money. 本 日 も 激 熱 な 浜 に ご 来 店 いただ

き ま して 誠 に ありがとうございます。 お 客 様 の お 呼 び 出

し を 申 し 上 げ ます。 佐 藤 春 樹 様、

佐 藤 春 樹 様、 佐 藤 春 樹 様。

Did she forget something?

Why bother with Thailand anymore? Because

World War III is going to start, UK is

going to conscript young men, and I'm

gonna run away to Thailand and

denounce my British citizenship.

It's either that or go to war. And get

blown up in a trench. No thanks.

Hopefully when World War III starts, I'll

be 40 years old. I kind of wish I was

older now. Being young, I feel sorry for

you guys who are young, like 18, 20.

You're screwed. You're screwed.

There's no way there's not going to be a

global conflict in the next 20 years.

I might get lucky and I might be like 40

when it starts. You young people,

you're screwed.

They probably do like conscription age 18

to 35. Why would they want 40-year-olds

in the army? I think women should be

conscripted too. Why is it only the men

get forced to send— forced into going to

war, but the women don't have to get

Shouldn't be any difference. You just pull

a trigger nowadays to kill someone. It's

not like you need muscles.

I will become a Thai citizen.

Thailand always stays neutral during war

because they've got no military strength.

And they just surrender if they get

invaded and to reduce casualties.

Thailand's smart. World War II, they just

surrendered to the Japanese, made a peace

treaty. The Japanese were able

to build the train tracks and they left

the Thai people alone.

I wonder if this music's copyrighted.

Um,

okay, should we go?

I could look at furniture for a bit. I

don't really care, to be honest. I just

came for the meatball.

I keep scratching my arms because it's

itchy. Where'd I put my tray?

It's kind of like being at school and then

going to the cafeteria to get your dinner.

Oh my God, why is it so empty?

No one comes to IKEA for dinner.

You don't have the necessary skills For

cannon fodder. I thought if I didn't have

any skills, then I would become cannon

fodder. But I can't lift this using one

hand. Oh my God!

Lift it for a bit.

Thank you

for visiting IKEA

Tsuruhama today. It is 6:15 and it

will be closing in 45 minutes. The

relevant counter will be very crowded near

the closing time, so please bring your

purchases to the checkout counter as soon

as possible. Thank you. All right, do I

put it Yeah,

I don't know, can I put

it on this belt?

Okay, let's go. I think

it was lagging. Ah,

¥1,500. What else do they have?

Oh, they do have a microwave.

Put us on the train. Yeah,

get in trouble.

It's so dead here.

Oh, my hand's itchy as well. Mosquitoes

got me.

Do you want to look at furniture?

God, it's so dead. It says they open at—

oh, this clock's kind of cool.

I don't know if I lag in here. If I lag,

I got to leave.

Oh damn, I wish I lived in a place

like this. Look at this place.

Got a nice little table for my laptop

here, and then you've got a sofa,

TV,

furniture for— I mean, sofa for snuggling.

Oh, you've got storage. It's like

I'm in someone's house now.

Oh, I like this backpack.

¥6,000. Backpack looks

Tour of my new Japanese home.

How'd you open it? It doesn't open.

Oh, opens that way.

Welcome to my new apartment.

It's a laptop. What's this?

Fake laptop.

I think I saw those people on the bus.

Oh, I wish I had this gaming desktop.

Oh yeah.

I'm doing my stocks here. Get a widescreen

curved monitor here.

Stupid cable. Oh,

look at the pizza.

And then do cooking. Oh, look at the view,

the city! And then you got kitchen,

coffee.

What? Willie Chung?

Is this good content, guys?

Oh, you can change the lighting.

Do people actually buy stuff here?

Sometimes I want to make a home too, have

my own little place, decorate it,

but I keep flying here and there. It's

impossible.

I like this one. I don't

like the leather sofa. Last time I had a

leather sofa, it didn't go well.

I made a mess with it.

嗯。 Is

that it? Why is it so small?

I thought this place was supposed to be

big.

Why are you browsing IKEA?

Preparing for my new home with

my Japanese wife.

Maybe there's more here.

Maybe we leave now. Blood Bucket's house

is bigger. Yeah, her house is massive for

Japanese standards.

I like this sofa.

I like the L-shaped sofas. Ah, this

reminds me of my sofa in the UK. I'd

always sit on that bit with my legs up.

My sofa at home's better.

Oh wow, thanks. Ohio, how has life been in

the past weeks? Been too busy to watch

recently. Wishing you well, smiley face.

It's okay. Hasn't been really

exciting. Had a few nice days here and

there. My new home

thumbnail.

Am I subconsciously, deliberately

subconsciously winding down the channel?

Uh, I'm not trying to wind

There's just nothing to do.

Oh look, nice kitchen.

I'm a retired YouTuber, I just do whatever

What is the plan? You're going to England

with your Thai girlfriend? No, I'm going

home alone and then going to my

sister's wedding. And then I'm just gonna

relax at home, figure out what to do with

my life.

I need to pay my mum back and I need to

pay off my credit card. My credit card

debt is like £2,500 now.

I forgot to shave my beard. I got this

big red spot here from the mosquito bite.

We're going to Tokyo in 6 days.

I don't have to pay any interest on the

credit card until 2026.

Just sit here and do the stream, mirror

Yeah, so I have until 2026 to pay back my

credit card until they start charging me

interest, but I have to do minimum

payments of about £50 a month.

I need to pay my mum back. I'm in so much

debt.

Yeah, I'm a new customer with a credit

card, so they gave me an introductory

offer, 0% interest for 15 months.

Ah, they close in 30 minutes.

Ah.

How would I get cereal? I don't know,

just use my hand. It is 6:30 and

will be closing in 30 minutes. The

delivery counter will be very crowded near

the closing time, so please bring your

purchases to the checkout counter as soon

as possible. Thank you.

Oh my God, I want to sleep.

I need toilet.

I would love to do it in a little bed like

this. Be hot

and the whole thing's like creaking and

I need to poo.

I guess I should leave if they're closing.

How do I get out of here?

At least you can film here. No one's told

me not to film. I guess it's fine. Whoa,

look at these chairs! They look nice.

I want to try this one.

Should I hide in here? I hid

inside IKEA for 24 hours. They didn't

notice. Where would I hide?

I could hide behind the sofa.

Surely they turn everything off and

everyone leaves. God, this is nice.

Staying the night in IKEA.

The problem is, if it does go viral, I'd

get in big trouble. The weird thing on

YouTube is if you don't go viral, no one

cares. You can do whatever you want. But

if it goes viral, then if you've done

something bad, The whole internet comes

for you. And then what's worse

than that is the companies or the

government comes for you with legal

action. Didn't you see TKO Sambo's GoPro

on the Sushiro conveyor belt? I think

Sushiro was threatening legal action if he

didn't take it down.

I don't care about the internet hate, but

if I get legal trouble, That's where I

draw the line. Yeah, I don't want to get

Oh, this one's nice too. Oh, this one's

good. I wish I could fly on a plane

and sit on a seat like this.

I hope Auld Lang Syne is not copyright.

This music's making me sleepy.

I guess we leave if

I can figure out where the exit is.

My Japanese family. That's my wife

and kids. We're shopping. I don't

know how to get out of here. Follow the

arrow.

That's my Japanese family shopping in

IKEA. Bet you're jealous.

My 3 children. How do I get out of this

stupid place? Oh my God,

it's funny. You say meatball, they don't

understand, but if you say meatball, they

understand straight away. I actually

don't know how to get out of here. I'm

trying to get out of here. Follow the

arrows? But I came this way, didn't I?

I haven't seen these rooms. Or have I?

Everywhere looks the same. Wow, look at

Good bed.

Nice toilet.

Kitchen. What happens if I follow

the arrows? Oh wow, thanks, Kale.

Sorry, Kate.

But now I know to

be more careful with my secrets.

No hard feelings, Daniel. Sorry for

telling Pia. As long as Pia keeps it to

herself, it's okay. It's just Pia has a

history of getting me in deep shit because

she leaks stuff, but I think she changed.

I don't think she's leaked it. They're top

secrets.

But I think Pia definitely leaked stuff

when I was married and it got me in big

trouble. The arrows are just pointing me

in a circle. Are they? Oh,

there's the exit.

Can Pia be trusted with the secrets?

God, I want to get out of here because the

music's making me sleepy.

Meatball. Wow, this kitchen's nice. Look

at the wooden block tops.

I want a kitchen like this.

Cooking with Daniel.

You wake up here, have breakfast,

cook some food, do the laundry. Got

everything you need to get all of life

chores— life's chores out of the way.

I have to walk 15 minutes down the road to

do laundry, and then I gotta sit there for

50 minutes waiting for it, and then I

gotta walk back 15 minutes.

I'm actually

lost.

Okay, I'm following the arrows.

I didn't realize it was so big.

God,

this place is massive. Speed up.

I want to be trapped in IKEA with her

overnight. Can try out every bed.

Damn, the IKEA girls are chunky.

Oh my God, 20 minutes.

If you don't get out in 20 minutes,

you're trapped with all the big booty

girls. Naked sleepover

party in the rooms.

To the gift shop. It is 6:40

and we'll be closing in 20 minutes. For

the customers who will use delivery

service, please take your purchases to the

checkout counter as soon as possible.

The delivery counter will also be closing

at 7 o'clock. Thank you.

Ah, we found it.

Okay, let's leave. 1 hour in IKEA.

Did you have a fun time, guys?

Took you out for some meatballs,

furniture viewing.

I don't really get the big fuss about

IKEA. The stuff they sell is really

generic looking. Is it

cheap? I think it's not cheap. I'm not

sure, I never bought anything here.

Just buy furniture off Amazon.

How do I get out?

Why is it taking me around here?

I think it's taking me around the ground

floor.

I think it would be fun if you had a

girlfriend and you were moving to a new

place and you want to decorate it.

And you were picking out all the stuff.

You could spend all day in here.

Oh no, I really want to get out now. It's

boring.

I'm trying

to get out of IKEA. I can't get out of it.

Oh my God, it never ends.

Take a shortcut.

I don't know how to say arrow in Japanese.

At least they don't play the radio music.

Oh my God,

why do

they design it like a maze? Should be able

to walk straight to the exit.

I think the exit's here.

Yajirushi. Oh, actually I did know that.

Oh, what? The warehouse.

We're in the warehouse now.

How do I get out the warehouse?

Oh, the 1111,

it's a sign.

Lost in IKEA. Yeah, I had IKEA food about

40 minutes ago. I had meatballs, mashed

potato, big sausage, and garlic bread. I

was gonna get the hot dog, but I'm full up

now. The veggie, veggie dog.

PewDiePie is copying me. He put out an

IKEA video as well. Mine's better.

Oh, here's the cash register area, but how

do I get out? Because I didn't buy

Thing.

Steakhouse.

I didn't have to pay. Oh, should I get ice

Are they closing the touchscreens.

50 yen.

I think they finished serving food.

Well, we got a 12-kilometer walk

back to Umeda, plus 13. We got

like 25-kilometer walk.

Where's the toilet? Oh, there. Yeah, we

definitely need toilet first.

Put away the camera.

I got the big toilet.

Gonna be insane.

Lord, be at his side.

I peed in the sink.

Why are there so many sinks? There's one

there and one there.

Well, this is boring. Definitely not how I

remembered it when I came in 2010. When I

came in 2010, it was actually fun because

I came with people. Why is everything

boring when you do it yourself, by

yourself? There used to

be a big mirror. We took photos in front

Now we have the miserable march back home.

These people waiting for the bus. I'm not

going to get the bus, so how do

I go home? Are you ready for 8

hours of walking?

That song's stuck in my head now.

It says 2 hours, 10 kilometers.

Got sat nav. It says, uh, go that

way.

Bye-bye IKEA. Oh, they got Hello

Cycling bikes. Or is it just one person

who parked it? It says,

uh,

go this

way.

Oh, this area sucks. It's just like an

industrial shipping container fake

island.

Maybe I'll take a selfie here.

Oh, it's reversed. Why is it reversed?

There,

thumbnail.

What's kirei? The sunset.

You have the same yellow hue as the logo.

That's like good thumbnail. Timestamp 1

hour 23 for the screenshot.

I don't know why it flips it, flips the

Put it for the thumbnail in

case— I don't know if I make a video.

It's kind of boring, isn't it? Might as

well. Might make $10, get like 3K views,

2K views, pay for my meatballs.

Why not?

Okay, now we get into the real meat of the

stream. Uh, why is everything depressing

and miserable when I go to it?

But in the past when I went to it, it was

really a fun memory.

I remember I came here with the Korean

women, 2010,

and it was really fun. I don't understand

why it's not fun.

Okay, turn left here.

Oh my God, the baseball dickheads are

Well, the baseball people sound really

stupid.

Listen to his voice. He's like a kid, but

he sounds like an old man. I swear the

baseball Japanese kids, they're all the

same kid copy and pasted.

Why do they all have the same haircut?

Buzz cut. And they all got really brown

skin. They all look like the same people.

Why do they all have the buzz cut?

What are you doing there? I'm just here

snapping some— wow, this place is massive!

How's it so big? It didn't feel that big

inside. I'm here snapping some images for

my work. They sent me here to take some

production marketing images for the

company. Snap!

How is the building so big, but inside it

felt pretty small. I guess most of it's a

car park. The back side must be like a

massive car park. They've got half-moon

clear skies. Well, let's go

to Toyo Interior.

No one's going there when they've got IKEA

right opposite. Why would you go to there

when you can go to IKEA? But they don't

have meatballs. Tokyo Interior, not Toyo.

Tokyo Interior looks rubbish.

I like Nitori. I got the famous sofa from

Nitori.

The meatballs were okay. It's It's like a

mini hamburger. I like the sauce.

The sauce is very good. Creamy,

mushroomy. I do like a good

creamy sauce.

Creamy sauce is not really part of

Japanese cuisine.

Yeah, so we've got— what day is it today?

14th. 6 days.

The last day I probably won't stream

because I've got to clean my room, pack

everything. I've got so much stuff I need

to get rid of. We're going

to Tokyo!

Yay, Tokyo!

So excited.

I don't

know how we're gonna get back by walking.

There's all these little mini islands. I

guess I can go— do I go up here?

Baseball field.

There's no way it's telling me to go on

that bridge. Look how high it goes.

Actually, I think I do go up there. No

way,

there ain't no way.

Well, why is it cracked?

Uh, Google Maps says go straight.

I saw people on Twitter hating on Oriental

Pearl because of her username. I didn't

realize the word Oriental is now racist.

I don't understand why it's racist.

Apparently, the word Oriental invokes

thoughts of things like Chinese gongs

and the smell of incense,

which is racist

for some reason. What, this bridge? Can I

walk along it?

Do you feel like the word Oriental is

racist?

Because if someone called me Orient— the

Oriental Onision, I would not be upset at

all. I wouldn't take any offense.

It literally just means the East.

I don't know why it's suddenly become a

bad word now. There's no way it's telling

me to walk up on this bridge. That's

crazy. How?

What?

Should be another bridge.

So she made this video recently called

Homeless People Don't Look Like This in

Your Country or something, and there's a

video about the homeless people in Japan,

and she's outside of a homeless camp

pointing at it, and then people were

saying it's like really insensitive or

something, and her username Oriental Pearl

is terrible.

People really complain about anything and

I really don't think she did anything bad

in the video. I haven't watched it,

but I reckon she was just talking about

the homeless people and showing how they

live, as if she was like pointing at them

and laughing in the video.

Yeah, she goes around laughing at them and

saying losers That's

what you would think based off of the

comments you read on Twitter.

The Oriental Onision.

Imagine she changed her username to Asian

Pearl. So the opposite of oriental

is occidental, which means the west.

So is Occidental also racist?

If you're Western, you're from the

Occident.

I wonder if anyone lives on this— oh,

people do live here! That is depressing.

There's actually houses here. Oh my God.

This is a man-made little island,

probably built for shipping purposes, and

there's actual people living here. That's

just sad. I would not want to

live here.

It's like living next to a shipyard.

Have you ever been to USJ— no, not USJ,

the aquarium. What's it called?

Kaiyukan. That's also like a little

man-made island and there's houses and

stuff on it, but it just feels really

middle of nowhere. Man-made.

Stop cashing in on people with issues.

Yeah, I guess you could

make the argument she's profiting off of

other people's suffering.

But then any YouTuber who makes content

about wars, you can say they're profiting

off people suffering.

Where are you? I'm outside where IKEA is.

Wow, this building looks weird,

very black. At the top.

Kind of like it.

Uh, I don't know if we can do the 25 km

walk home today, but I'll try.

That's why it's so hard being a YouTuber.

People whine about everything. Can't even

call your name Oriental now. People like,

ew, look at her username, yuck,

disgusting person.

I think she chose that name because

there's a hotel in Shanghai called the

Oriental Pearl. I really don't think she

chose that name because she's a racist.

She probably didn't know. I mean, I didn't

know that word's racist.

Now it's an outdated word from hundreds of

years ago when people used to make racist

comments about China.

Racist.

I saw another post on Twitter, it said if

you fly on China Airlines and you arrive

in London, they give you little pamphlets,

like a warning pamphlet saying London is

generally safe apart from areas where

there are lots of Indians, black people,

and Pakistanis, and then everyone's saying

it's racist.

But what if it's true? I'm flying China

Airlines when I go back to the UK. I want

to see if they give me the pamphlet. I

want to get the racist pamphlet.

It's a TV tower.

Ah, so even

China themselves use the word Oriental,

but we think it's racist.

Supermarket. Would you live here?

It's like a weird artificial little

island.

I guess it looks like anywhere else in

Japan.

China Airlines is Taiwan. Really?

Why would they call themselves China

Airlines instead of Taiwan Airlines?

That's weird.

Is this guy a policeman? I swear those

look like handcuffs on his belt, and he's

got like some kind of radio.

It says Air China. What did I say? I said

China Airlines. I don't know, same thing,

whatever.

Oh, he went into the koban. He was a

policeman. He went into the koban police

room. Why is he just wearing a jacket

and not his— maybe he's getting dressed

now. He went in there. When you

look in the koban, there's always no

people sitting at the front desk. What are

they doing there? They just sit around

drinking coffee.

How much does YouTube pay me? They paid

me $1,800 last month.

No, they paid me £1,800, so that's like

$2,200. And then this month they're gonna

pay me £1,000—

I think £1,400. It's hard to tell until

the month ends so I can add up all the

Yeah, last month was pretty good. I don't

know about this month. People are

already losing interest in my streams now.

I think going to Tokyo will help make

people interested again.

It should

freshen things up a little bit.

Goddamn, this place sucks. It is so

Oh God, I can't believe people actually

live here. Such a boring place.

People do live here. There's massive

apartment blocks.

Have I been to Tokyo? Yeah, I used to work

in Tokyo back in 2011.

I worked outside of Tokyo Tower for a

Japanese company. Looks perfect

to me. Just feels really weird, like a

fake city, like an IKEA showroom.

It's like an IKEA showroom of a city.

It's very industrial feeling. Maybe the

people who work at IKEA, they live here.

It's about an hour's drive into Umeda from

here. I took the bus coming here, took 50

minutes by bus.

The bus driver was nice. These Korean

girls got on thinking they could get off

at Namba, but the bus doesn't stop— I

mean, it does stop at Namba, but you're

not allowed to get off at Namba. It

doesn't make any sense because the bus

stopped at Namba to let passengers on to

go to IKEA, but you're not allowed to get

off. Why not? You're stopping anyway.

So he said— he said it in Japanese.

I think they understood him. He said,

since I don't want to— I

forgot what's the word. Okomari in

English. Don't want you to be worried.

Komaru.

Well, he just let them off. He said just

this time, konkaidake,

and then he told them next time be

careful. Yeah, inconvenience, that's the

He doesn't want to inconvenience

them. So he let— he only did that because

they were cute Korean girls. If it was me,

he would have been like, sorry, next stop

Interact with people like Ice and Sam.

I have done before, but it doesn't make my

viewers go up. Like when I was hanging out

with Momo, I had the same views— viewers

around 150. I was hanging

out with Momo for like half an hour, 40

minutes. The viewer

count was exactly the same as when I was

not hanging out with him. So what's the

I don't enjoy it. It doesn't make my views

go up. People did donate,

I guess, to try and troll Momo.

Oh my God, we gotta go up here.

We have to get onto some kind of bridge to

get back over into Osaka.

The only thing that rose— raised my viewer

count was having Sunny and Blood Bucket on

stream. And also when there's a bit of

drama, like, I need to leave Osaka now,

the police are coming,

I'm in big trouble.

No, I'm not going to Thailand next. I'm

going back home to the UK to my sister's

wedding. I've got to climb up this massive

staircase now and then walk across

this bridge. Oh my God,

it's supposed to be a famous bridge.

Yeah, this is the bridge I came on the bus

from.

I saw these couples getting on the bus to

go to IKEA. Every one of their girlfriends

were cute. Slim, nice face, nice hair.

Japanese men are so lucky. They've

probably got some of the best-looking

wives and girlfriends in the world. Do

they even realize how lucky they are to

enjoy that every night?

Yeah, but maybe they're boring in bed,

or maybe they just don't have sex much.

There must be some drawback.

Maybe she like— she's like, I don't like

sex He only lets him do it once a month.

God, they're so cute and

slim. I don't know how Japanese women are

I'm kind of scared. What the hell is this?

It's like going up a roller coaster. I'll

stay in the middle so I can't see the

edges. Oh my God,

I'm getting panic attack.

Uh, this is weird. I shouldn't be able to

walk up here.

Just don't look down. Don't look

down. Oh my God. Oh my God. Fucking hell.

You want me to walk across that? You must

be joking. It better have a nice footpath.

Oh my God, I really don't like heights.

Imagine the barrier is really low, just

above your knee. This is why I'm happy I'm

not tall.

When you're in places like this, I wish I

was short. Can't see over the edge.

Okay, come on, please give me a good

footpath, otherwise I don't know how you

get out this place. Oh, it looks good, it

looks good! Oh, thank God, big and wide.

I was scared it was going to be really— oh

my God, I thought it was going to be a

really narrow footpath, but look at this.

Oh, this is so high up. Jesus.

Oh, Oh,

what's that? Is that rubbish?

A landfill? Whoa,

look at this bridge!

Where's IKEA? Can't see it anymore.

Oh, there's a Ferris wheel. That must be

USJ over there. I think

that's USJ.

Oh, I'm not going near the edge.

I keep imagining if this barrier wasn't

here and you could just walk off the edge.

What's scarier, the traffic or the edge?

I think the edge.

That's a big bridge.

Whoa, look at the landfill.

Peer over the edge. Imagine my phone drops

off the edge. Oh my god,

oh my god.

Oh, you'd die if you fell off that.

Okay, let's go.

The footpath is as wide as the road. Oh,

the whole bridge is shaking.

Oh my God, it's pretty

nice. Thank God it's not raining.

Well, look at all these boats.

Osaka Bay.

What's that really big building over

No idea.

Yeah, it's pretty nice. I don't feel

scared. I thought the bridge was really

narrow, but it feels pretty wide.

Wow, look, that was the other bridge

Google was telling me to go over.

Look at these apartments, massive

apartment blocks.

Yeah, that one looks even higher.

This one's going up, look, it's going even

higher.

Wow, look at the

sunset.

Whoa, look at Osaka!

Entering Osaka City. The Osaka

City Bus is called Osaka City

Bus. The shitty bus.

Wow,

trying to imagine the routes we're going

to take.

So it says we go up there past Kyocera

Dome. Oh my god, oh my god, it's taking me

through Matsushima Shinchi. No,

that's like another Tobita Shinchi,

and then Turn right here,

up through into Umeda.

Doesn't seem that far, look.

It's taking me through another red light

Okay,

let's go.

Oh, look how high we are.

We are higher than the buildings.

Wow,

I think we are actually higher than the

Did she ring her bell at me, or is her

bell just rattling?

Whoa, look at that! Yeah,

imagine an earthquake happens right now.

The whole bridge would be swaying.

It's so quiet and still today.

Whoa,

look at this!

I guess they have to make the bridges

really high so the boats Just can get

under. They really made these bridges

high though. Look at this one. The one

over there is really high

up. It's like going up a roller coaster.

Oh no, I lagged, guys. Is it back?

Testing.

Okay, we're going down now. It's called

Chitosebashi, Chitose Bridge.

Toss it.

I lost bitrate for a couple seconds, but

it's back. You know, people who like

bouldering, imagine climbing up these.

Oh, down we go.

Did you have a nice trip to IKEA?

It was amazing.

Yeah, I wouldn't take my girlfriend here.

It's kind of boring, just for meatballs

and then back again.

I don't even know why I came here in 2010.

The Korean women said, let's go to IKEA.

I just said okay. I had no idea where it

was and didn't know it was all the way out

here. Now I have a better understanding of

the geography of Osaka. I can kind of tell

if I'm gonna like a place or not just

based on where it is. Some of these places