Face REVEAL

Okay, now we do— oh

no, what's it called?

How do I get

the webcam? Oh my God,

isn't there

just a webcam default app?

Camera app?

I can't get it. Oh, there it is.

I don't like it

though.

I need to get a mirror, don't I? I think

I'm gonna get a mirror because this is not

working.

It's just not going how I hoped it would.

There, you can see me like this.

It's a mirror up there. It's so much nicer

Being able to like move the camera around

like this without being attached to a

laptop.

Hmm. Ah, so much better if

I can make this bigger.

I just don't feel very beautiful anymore.

I need to have a shower and let the

pimples heal.

Maybe next time.

Can't— how do you make this, this screen

bigger? Oh,

that's a bit bigger.

Damn, this beer makes me really drunk. I

don't get it. I've had beer before and I

can usually have a can of beer without

feeling this drunk. It's so weird.

People say Stella is stronger, don't they?

I feel like it's— I should put this in the

sink. I already feel this bad. If I drink

the rest of it,

I'll

have coffee instead.

Ran out of milk as well, so I have black

coffee. I need to go shopping soon.

Um, oh, I've got one orange, I think.

Oh no. Oh yeah.

I've got nothing left. Look at my fridge.

Oh, my fridge is completely empty. Just

got some bacon and mayonnaise.

I've got garlic bread and peas, but I've

got Huel. Yeah, I really need to go get

some food sometime.

Maybe if I bring the laptop closer.

I hate this microphone.

Oh, what a failure.

Sometimes doing things the old way is

always the best.

Do things the way you're used to doing

them.

Damn, I feel drunk.

Look at this crap all over my table.

Wasted my money buying a laptop. I thought

I was going to stream on the laptop.

I think I should get a mirror like I had

back at home, a nice big mirror I could

put here.

That way you could see me a little bit at

Yeah, I'm gonna look for a mirror later.

I don't know if

the laptop's been a waste of money. I

didn't have to get such an expensive

laptop, I guess. I could have just gotten

RTX 2000 series.

The webcam was just like a cheap £15

webcam, so I don't really care.

Well, it's still nice to have a laptop. I

can play Rainbow Six.

It's £1,800 for the laptop. A bit

If I put the N-word on the donation, then

we can see it looking at your screen.

I don't think you can see that text. It's

so low resolution.

Yeah, I could have just got a 1660 GTX.

It would have been fine for Rainbow Six.

I don't know why I wanted to spend so much

money.

If I put the N-word on the donation, then

we can see it looking at your screen. I

could play the donation from the laptop,

couldn't I? Like this.

I guess the laptop could have some usage.

Oh, I feel so much better like this. I

just feel really— I don't know, I felt

really self-conscious before.

I still got the box.

Well, I could get some like modern new

games that will run well on the 3060. I

could try Red Dead Redemption again. I got

that— remember I bought Red Dead

Redemption in the beginning of this year

and I didn't even play more than an hour

because the GTX 1060 just didn't really

play it very smoothly. Ah, January this

year, such, such a vibe,

wasn't it?

Had my red robe. The heating was broken.

I was freezing.

I was chatting to that Algerian girl back

then. She said she was gonna come to

England and we could be girlfriend and

boyfriend.

I have no idea what happened to that

Algerian girl. Her Instagram was

completely inactive since March. Maybe she

did a you know what.

Oh no, I better hide the chat.

It's a bit dangerous.

Beginning of this year feels like it was

such a long time ago now. I had my, my

vape, my lightsaber, the cool lights,

purple lights.

It was easier to hide my pimples. With the

purple lights and the red light.

Now there's too much daylight.

Can I say do do do do hello, welcome to

Cooking with Daniel? What do do do do

do do do do do?

I love that tune. Do do do do.

Why would I want to return to Japan? So I

can reclaim my ex-wife as my own.

Reclaim my property. And if

not, then I'll just like look for another

Japanese girlfriend. And if that fails,

then I'll just go to Tobitsushinchi. And

then I could also meet Sam, maybe.

Sam's always a fun guy.

Need to get some friends, don't I?

OnlyFans situation. Apparently they

tweeted Well, not apparently. They did

tweet a couple hours ago saying that

they're now reversing their ban on porn

and they're not, not going ahead with the

suspension on October. So I

kind of wondered if they were gonna do

that, so I was just gonna wait until

middle of next month until I make any

moves. Good job I didn't make any

announcements. Some people completely

moved to a different website and moved

all the subscribers and members over there

when if they just waited for like a week

they wouldn't have had to do anything.

They got so much backlash, negative

feedback on social media. What did they

expect?

Of course people are going to be pissed.

The website only succeeded and became big

because of porn. Can't just ban it.

True.

MasterCard, Visa might still ban it at the

end of the year. Hmm, I don't know.

They say— what did

We have secured assurances necessary to

support our diverse creator community. So

I don't know what that means, it's a bit

vague. An official communication to

creators will be emailed shortly. I don't

have anything yet. Oh, I do, I do, I do.

I got an email. Acceptable use policy

update. The proposed October 1st,

2021 changes are no longer required due to

banking partners' assurances that OnlyFans

can support all genres of creators.

Banking partners' assurance. So is that

Visa, Mastercard? Then what was the

problem in the first place? If it's

everything's okay now, then why was it not

okay a week ago?

Just messing us around. So if

they're okay with OnlyFans, then why can't

they okay Pornhub? Maybe OnlyFans

made some kind of promise like, oh, we

promise we're gonna manually review every

single video. But then how do you know if

the girl in the video is underage or not?

A lot of underage girls look very adult,

don't they? If you saw a naked under-18

girl and she's got like big boobs and wide

hips, how do you know if she's underage or

not? Well, oh yeah, because they've got to

prove— they've got to show ID.

So how is that a problem? Because to be

able to upload videos onto OnlyFans, you

got to show them your passport or your ID.

I guess they could Photoshop it.

If like a 16-year-old really wanted to

make an OnlyFans because they wanted

money,

can you stop them? You get a fake ID,

couldn't you, if you're that determined?

I think the big problem is the child, you

know what, CP.

So all these websites are trying

to clamp down on it, otherwise they

get shut down by the banking providers.

I don't really know what else you could

do. Ask for ID

and then This

drunk version of you is kind of funny.

How dare you drink coffee to try to

reverse it? I was just feeling really bad

about drinking, so I've— I started feeling

really drunk just from having 3 quarters

of the cup of beer. There was still a

quarter to go. If I drank the rest of it,

it would have wrecked me. I do not like

the feeling of being drunk. I like it when

I feel a bit You know, like swaying. But

after that, I get a headache and I just

want to close my eyes.

Coffee is much nicer. But does coffee

really reverse the effects of drunkenness?

What coffee maker do I have? I just have a

kettle. I don't have one. I have a kettle

and I have instant coffee. And I just put

it into a cup.

I was really cringe when I got drunk at

that goth girl's house. Jesus.

Her boyfriend came home and then I was

like, I wasn't

trying to sleep with your girlfriend,

don't be angry. I think I actually said

that. I forgot it at first. Now I'm

starting to remember. And then I started

crying about Mila. Oh my God,

I'd probably start crying about Chihiro if

I got drunk again. I feel like I've kind

of flushed Mila out of my system now. Now

I'm dealing with the Chihiro stuff.

Oh my God, I'm haunted by my exes.

What is wrong with me? I used to be able

to just pump and dump girls without

feeling anything. Now I'm actually feeling

emotions. Don't like it.

I preferred it when I was a heartless

sociopath, when I was just like pump and

dump. Okay, bye, see you, whatever.

I actually cried over Chihiro a couple

days ago. I was

watching her USJ video and then

remembering when we went and all that

stuff. Oh my god, I'm just haunted

by Chihiro and Mila now.

It's so shit. I hate it. Going to sleep is

scary because now I have dreams about them

as well. The only escape is, is when I'm

awake.

Damn, having a guilty conscience really

sucks. That's why most people don't kill

other people. Could you imagine the guilt

you would feel for killing someone?

Damn, that must feel terrible.

I would hate to kill someone unless I

really hated them or something.

Sometimes you just want to have sex so

badly in the moment, you don't care about

feelings, and then after a while it

starts to settle. I mean, the feelings

start to come back.

It's just when I'm really horny, I guess

it's easier to put— push the feelings to

one side.

I watched my videos from 2017, 2018, and I

don't even recognize that Daniel anymore.

So I feel like that was a completely

different person. But what

about when Chihiro gets out of your system

2 months after you get back with her,

lol? I don't know.

Imagine like we got back together and then

I start moaning again 2 months later

going, oh, I wish I was still single. Now

these girls are messaging me again. Oh,

I could have met the Greek girl and the

Lithuanian girl.

Now I'm bored in Japan again. I'll

probably never be happy with any decision

I make. I'll always be miserable. I could

be living in a mansion as a billionaire

and then still be miserable.

And then you got homeless people and

people who live in a park, and they

probably feel happier than I do.

Fake having a girlfriend. I thought about

it. I've done it before. I faked

getting that new girlfriend when I was

with Mila. Just said, oh, I got a new

girlfriend. Didn't even have to show her.

Oh wow, my donation goal is 2,111.

111, we meet again.

Maybe I

could zoom it in.

No, it's fine.

What do I do for exercise? I do 100

push-ups every day. Do you like my

Now I've got my protein Huel back again,

start putting on muscle again. Got 2

bags of Huel over there.

Do I think 111 is a sign of your

deteriorating mental state? Maybe.

I see the 111, I get excited. I'm like,

oh my God, the universe

has blessed me.

No, it's everywhere. I go onto random

people's YouTube channels, I see it. I

look at my stock charts, I see 111.

I even made a little photo album where I

save my 111 pictures. Not all of

them, but sometimes.

I remember Tech Lead had 111111.

Tech Lead's getting so much hate now.

It's so funny the way he handled the whole

situation with Coffeezilla.

He gets like 10,000 dislikes.

Do you think his channel's gonna die now?

I feel like when you start getting hate on

that scale you've kind

of lost your likability and your

credibility that people were watching for

in the first place. And then if you don't

keep baiting the hate watchers, you can't

go back to like making normal content that

people loved because of your likability,

because you, you've ruined your likability

now. So I'm kind of curious

to see what happens to Tech Lead's

channel. Is Is it gonna die off now,

or is it just gonna be a phase, or is he

gonna just carry on baiting the hate

watchers?

Interesting decision he made

to do it like that.

He's always been a troll, but that crypto

scam thing seems pretty serious.

I don't know, is it actually a scam?

I don't know why people are so upset about

the whole crypto scam thing. If you think

about it this way, the viewers are paying

for a thing that benefits the

content creator. How is that any different

to like donating? If you make a donation,

you're losing money, I'm gaining money,

you're paying money. If I made a crypto

and then you all lost money but I made

like a million, how's that different to

donating? And then wouldn't you guys be

happy if I became a millionaire and all

you did was like lose $5?

On my crypto coin. I see

buying a creator's crypto the same as like

buying a Super Chat.

I guess the difference is they want to

make money on it as well.

Yeah, well, you got to be quick. You got

to put the money in, take it out before

the whole thing crashes. That's basically

trading in a nutshell.

You try and ride it up as high as you can,

then you pull out before it comes crashing

down.

Something I didn't realize, I didn't

understand until it was too late. Now if

I get a 10-20% gain on a stock, I just

sell. Better than holding it until it

crashes. So I did some good sells

today, 10-20% gains.

How do people make that much money anyway?

How, how many people buying

the crypto would you need to make like a

million off a crypto thing? That means I

need all you guys to chip in a million

dollars worth.

That'll be just insane.

I'm getting all these comments now,

people saying about the OnlyFans thing.

OnlyFans backpedals, revokes ban. Nice.

Your side job is now safe, Daniel.

Yes, thank God.

OnlyFans was the only thing going well for

me. I got 147 fans now,

$10 each, and I just sold my yogurt video

yesterday. And how many people bought my

yogurt video? 1, 2,

3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.

Damn, 9 people bought it already and I

sold it at $25.

That's $200 just

from putting yogurt up my bum. Maybe more

would buy it.

Oh, the coffee at the bottom of the cup.

It's so bitter.

Damn, I can't believe I made $200 just by

squeezing yogurt up my bumhole.

So funny. I love the way— I love

how stupidly you can make money these

days. People make money doing the dumbest

things. This these days. So back

in the olden days, you had to actually

work and like go down to the coal mine,

chop down trees, do something that's

actually useful. And then now these days,

you can just make thousands from literally

showing your anus. Funny age we

People make money just from like filming

themselves having dinner now. Oh, weird

time we live in. I think it's great.

Yeah, maybe it doesn't really benefit

society much. I don't know, does it?

I think if there's value in something,

then if there's enough people who value

it, then that is the value. Obviously

hundreds of people enjoy my pornographic

content, otherwise I wouldn't have like

hundreds of people sub to my OnlyFans

consistently every month. Obviously they

like it and they value it, so I am

providing value, aren't I? Sure, I'm not

providing— like, I'm not creating physical

things in the world. I'm not repairing

bridges. But I'm making these gay

guys happy. I'm making their life a

tiny, tiny bit more fun. So yeah,

I feel like I'm doing a bit of good.

Now I can continue with my plans of like

getting more sex toys and just become a

massive degenerate.

Maybe that's why Chihiro wouldn't want to

get back together with me. Maybe if it

wasn't for OnlyFans, Chihiro might have

considered it. I don't know if OnlyFans

would have just completely made her not

like me anymore. I don't

If she knew how good the money was, I

don't think she'd be complaining.

Did I get more OnlyFans subs? I got like

40 new subs. From my recent videos.

Why not work with a girl? I would love to.

I would love that more than anything,

like to have a girlfriend who's also like

a massive degenerate and then we make porn

together. That's like my dream come true,

but I just— I cannot find anyone like

that. Well, Pia was up for it, I guess.

It's just most girls are not into it.

Like that date I had, she said— let

me read her messages since she fucked off

now. I don't owe her nothing.

She said, I'm gonna be really honest with

you, I don't think I'm comfortable going

out with someone who does OnlyFans. I know

it's a bit mean and prejudiced, but I'm

just not really into that stuff. Yeah,

well, fuck you too, bitch.

Stupid idiot.

Why don't I DM other Manchester OnlyFan

girls? Hmm,

well, I don't really feel like the girls

have a problem finding men who want to

fuck for videos. Can you think of any guy

who would be like, oh no, I don't want to

have sex with you and film it, that's

against my standards? Come on,

9 out of 10 guys would love

to I don't think the women on OnlyFans

have a problem like I do.

They probably have like 5 different guys

on rotation already who are like hot and

muscular and good-looking.

I'm not really appealing to women, that's

the problem. I'm only appealing to gay

guys. And like middle-aged

Japanese women. Middle-aged Japanese women

and gay guys, they're my number one

audience, my number one target audience.

Oh well, it's a good thing gay guys are

very generous with money.

Do you think gay guys are probably more

generous with money than straight guys

are?

Well, it depends. I don't think the guys

would be watching for the guy, they'd be

watching for the girl. I— when I watch

porn, I never pay any attention to the

guy. I'm like 100% focused on the girl.

I really couldn't care less about the guy.

I don't know, but I'd love it to have a A

girlfriend who was into

the whole OnlyFans and filming stuff.

It's just I can't find anyone. LA girl's

the best one, but she's in LA. I don't

want to go to LA. I can't even go to LA

anyway. I don't think America is letting

people in.

Plus, she sounds suicidal.

Don't tell anyone.

Has my sister treated me any differently?

No, she's, she's fine with it. She also

has friends who do like webcam stuff.

But I don't think she would date someone

who does it. So I'm pretty sure my, my

sister would say, yeah, it's fine, it's

cool, my friends do stuff like that too.

But she wouldn't date a guy who does it.

That's the difference. That's the whole

point. So if her boyfriend was doing

OnlyFans, she'd probably dump him.

That is the main problem now.

The main problem is not even my weird

content, it's now the fact that I do

OnlyFans.

And the problem is just huge amounts of

girls would not date someone who does

OnlyFans. Because it's embarrassing.

It was really awkward when I had to meet

Mila's family and they kept asking like,

what do I do for a living? And then I

couldn't tell them I do YouTube, I

couldn't tell them I do OnlyFans. I had to

make up some lie about doing translating,

and then they asked me questions about it

like, so How's the translating work going?

Is it affected by COVID? And had to like

come up with some lie on the spot.

That's the problem when you get a

girlfriend, they want to introduce you to

their parents and their friends and

family. And friends, family, they're

always going to ask, so what does your

boyfriend do for a living? And then what

are you going to say? They don't want

people to know they're dating someone who

does OnlyFans. It'd be embarrassing.

If they've got like a proper social

network and they actually care about their

reputation, there's no way they'd date

someone who does OnlyFans. They'd have to

also be kind of like social rejects like

Mila didn't really mind it. She was like,

um, I don't— I'm not judgmental about that

stuff. So she was cool

with it,

but I didn't even ask her if she would be

okay with it. I just made it. Well,

actually, I think we weren't talking when

I made it. Yeah, because she dumped me the

first time in April, when I was planning

to meet her, she said, actually, I don't

think it's a good idea for us to meet

again. So during May, which is when I

started it, yeah, I was dumped again.

So I didn't really need to ask her.

It's just weird. I don't get it. Why is

it looked down upon so much?

If I worked in an office and then, you

know, I've got a coworker, Jane, who works

in the office too, and she also does

OnlyFans, I think,

cool, that's great. I wouldn't be like,

did you know Jane shows her pussy on

OnlyFans? Oh, she's so disgusting,

she shows her ass.

I don't get why so many people are that

against it.

I wouldn't hate someone for doing it or

like look down on them. Let me think,

someone I respect.

I don't know, it kind of depends on the

person, wouldn't it? Imagine if

TotalBiscuit had an OnlyFans. I guess it

would be a bit weird. Imagine TotalBiscuit

did OnlyFans. He was like nutting off to

the Cookie Monster. I guess I would lose—

I don't know if I'd lose respect. My

perception of him would change a little

bit because my perception was he was a

really serious guy, really professional

and very upstanding. I guess if he was

doing OnlyFans, that, that would kind of

change. I'd be like, oh, he's a little bit

pervy and he likes peanut butter on his

nutsack. I don't know,

it's a weird thing to think about.

What's that? Can we talk about Mia's

TikTok now that you are over her? I don't

know, maybe.

What's there to talk about? She had a

TikTok, she had some videos. Apparently

she deleted the TikTok, didn't she? I feel

kind of sad because she obviously wanted,

like, some kind of online presence,

didn't she? She wanted to have an

Instagram and she liked having a TikTok.

She likes expressing herself online.

And then because of me and my stupid,

creepy fans and viewers and haters, she's

had to delete it and, like, shut it down.

I really don't know how people found her

TikTok. I didn't even know she did TikTok.

It's kind of sad because if she— she

obviously did have like a dream of having

an online presence. She even wanted to

make a YouTube channel, and then maybe she

feels like That dream's been ruined

because of me, because my weirdo haters

always find a way to find her.

Yeah, it's a bit unfortunate.

The subreddit are such disgusting people.

That's the sickening thing about it.

They're always like insulting me. They're

much, much— they're all much worse people

I don't know, I just— I never really

thought that would be a problem.

It didn't really happen before because

Chihiro never had an online presence. She

never had stuff like TikTok and Snapchats

and whatever, and Pia deleted everything,

so there wasn't really anything to like

stalk her with. She's got an Instagram,

but it's funny, they, they don't bother

with Pia, do they? Pia's got an Instagram

and pictures and stuff. The subreddit is

so obsessed with like attacking Mila for

Like they get some kind of satisfaction

and pleasure out of it. It's, it's just

really sick.

I don't know, what can you do?

I don't really know what the solution is.

Either Mila has to like just delete

everything, or she just has to like not

care about it,

not care about people making fun of what

she's uploading.

But then if you want like an online

presence, you have to have a thick skin

because it's just part of it. If you put

stuff out there then you

can't really complain if some people want

to make fun of it.

It feels so quiet with that door shut,

but then it's too cold when I open it.

I guess it was pretty easy with Mila

because She had all these social media

stuff and she had all her friends easily

viewable, and then all you have to do is

add her friends to your friends and then

you're kind of like in— you're in the

circle, you can see everything, what

they're posting.

I didn't really think about Mira's social

media getting exposed or leaked.

Before then, it was never really an issue.

I wonder if people would have found it if

that friend of hers didn't leak her

Instagram in the livestream chat.

Oh well,

that's why I probably have to keep girls

secret now.

Although I probably wouldn't. If the same

thing happened again, I'd probably just

still try and monetize all of

it if she was okay with being on video,

and then just like see what happens.

If Mila's Instagram was private. But the

thing is, she wanted a public Instagram.

Like, she wanted— she wanted fame,

I guess.

Yeah, she wanted a public image. She was

also saying she wanted to make a YouTube

channel.

But if she did, people would probably find

I don't really see what the problem is.

It's pretty easy to block people. It's

like I don't have anyone harassing me.

There's no one like messaging me and

saying annoying stuff, I just block them

straight away.

It's pretty easy to just ban people.

It's just the more you react to it,

the more they get encouraged.

For me, it doesn't— I don't really feel

scared or anything.

The biggest problem I had was getting

banned on Airbnb, but that was kind of my

own fault, wasn't it?

I don't know, I feel like at this rate I'm

never gonna find a new girlfriend anyway.

It just seems kind of unlikely at this

rate.

But it's happened to a lot of women. They

get these weird obsessive stalker viewers

who end up driving them off the internet.

It happened to Apple Milk. Do you remember

Apple Milk? Oh my God, she had it even

worse. She had like all these 4chan forum

people constantly giving her

shit, making fun of her, like sending her

porn to people.

Got to the point where she just ended up

leaving YouTube and everything.

And then there was Hannah Minx. She also

got harassed. And then there was IamCho,

that Korean Twitch streamer. She had like

this harassment creepy stalker guy end

up— ending up driving her off the

Yeah, I guess women do have it much worse.

But then I feel like women are affected by

it a lot worse, and they get upset

over it much worse.

But it's so sad. It's like Apple Milk used

to love making content, love making funny

videos and stuff, and then she probably

ended up hating it because of all the

stupid trolls and haters ruining it for

her. That's why I kind of admire people

like Keemstar, because he gets so much

hate, but he still seems to love being

in the spotlight and that— getting all the

attention, even if it's negative. You got

to be a massive narcissist to experience

all the hate and still want to keep going

and making content and putting yourself

If you're not a narcissist, I don't think

you would enjoy it.

Narcissists, we love all kinds of

attention, even if it's really bad.

So I don't even care anymore if people are

really hating on me as long as I'm getting

a lot of views. It's like my

newest video. Yeah, I'm getting a lot of

hate and I expected it. And people saying

stuff like, she would never get back with

you, blah, blah, blah. I still feel good

because I got, got nearly 10K views in a

day like I used to. The feeling of

getting the attention outweighs the

negative feelings of being hated.

Just depends how much you want the

attention, I guess.

I think I've kind of just accepted it that

I do really love the attention, and I'm so

depressed now because I've lost so much of

the attention trying to improve myself.

I miss the days I get like 40K views,

thousands of comments.

I want to try and increase the comment

engagement by just saying like really dumb

stuff again. People love correcting me.

Remember when you got mad when people

called you a narcissist? I've been calling

myself a narcissist for like 2 years now.

Remember I made that video before I got

divorced? 2019. It's called Why I'm a

Massive Narcissist.

I've kind of always known.

It's kind of hard to stop. I try

and stop myself when I'm chatting to a

girl because I don't want her to feel like

I'm a narcissist. But I remember now when

I used to talk to a single mother

girlfriend on the phone. I would just be

nonstop talking about myself. I never

asked her anything. I never showed any

interest in her. All I knew about her was

she worked at a care home. But 99% of

the time during the phone calls, I was

just talking about myself and like things

I'm interested in, like translating and

YouTube and the petrol station. It's like

all me, me, me, me, me.

It's funny, I didn't realize that at the

time. Now I'm realizing it. Yeah, I am a

narcissist. I do love talking about

myself. I find it really hard to

show interest in other people.

It's so difficult.

I just don't enjoy it. People can tell

me about themselves and I'd just be like,

oh really? Let's talk about Bitcoin now.

I've gotta stop that.

So I'm trying to chat to this other woman

recently. I'm trying to show interest

in her, or I want her— I want to make her

feel like I'm interested in her. It's just

really difficult.

What can I ask her?

What do you think about XXX? What do you

think about Trump? What do you think about

the lockdown? What do I

like being asked? And then I can ask them

the same thing back because they'll

probably like it as well.

I don't even know what I want to talk

about if I talk to a girl.

I only do it because talking to a girl is

like the most important

thing to do to get to know them so

you can have sex. You can't just like go

straight to sex.

I don't know. I don't know what to talk to

them because I can't— I'm not really doing

anything right now to talk about. They'd

be like, so what have you been up to?

Well, I've made a video about my ex-wife

and it got good views, so I'm happy. So

all this stuff I talk during streams I

can't talk about it to normal people.

What do you talk about with girls?

Usually you talk about travel.

Always end up talking about travel or the

virus.

I'm not sure,

but I've always just talked about myself

in the past.

Very difficult. My problem

is I'm just not very interested in talking

to people. I like talking by myself,

like when I stream, but then having to

listen to what they say is a bit of a

It's probably why I like streaming so

much. I can stream for hours and hours and

hours but then struggle to find anything

to say when I'm actually with someone.

It's like I'd stream for 8 hours and then

Chihiro comes home and then I can't even

think of anything to say to her for 8

minutes. I'm not even— I

couldn't even think of 8 words to say to

her when she came home apart from, I'm

hungry, what are we gonna have for dinner?

What do I talk to my sister and mum about?

I never talk to my mum because she doesn't

understand anything, and usually

my sister talk about current affairs,

like maybe investing stuff, or like if

Elon Musk did something interesting, I'd

be like, did you see Elon Musk did that?

And me and my sister usually can talk

about stuff like that.

But I haven't actually talked to my sister

or mum in weeks now.

Talking to people, so difficult.

My dad was the same.

He, he didn't really talk to me much,

or my mum. He would talk to my sister a

I think he probably never knew what to say

to me because I'm into stuff like games

and Star Wars and nerdy stuff, stuff that

he has no interest in.

Why are people saying herpes all the time

now?

Is that like the new thing to

annoy me with, saying I have herpes? It's

just pimples. I've had pimples like this

My whole life,

my mum and dad, they never spoke, barely

ever spoke to each other about,

you know, anything.

Just like very, very surface level stuff.

It's a pretty big pimple. Well, yeah, you

can get several pimples coming out the

same area and then they all kind of merge

into one mega pimple. It's happened. It's

not common, but it does happen now and

then.

It's still there,

still red.

Yeah, but they're only saying it's herpes

because herpes is like a sexually

transmitted thing, so they're trying to

make it sound like, oh, I've got like a

sexually transmitted visual thing

on my face when it's nothing to do with

sex. It's not like some weird

disease, it's just a spot.

You say herpes, it sounds like you got—

you like some kind of sexually transmitted

disease, doesn't it?

They constantly try and make it sound like

I've got STDs and I go around spreading

STDs. This is a load of rubbish.

I only ever got one STD from my ex, and I

never passed it on to anyone else. None of

my exes ever messaged me saying, oh, my

vagina is really painful after we broke

up, Daniel. I think you gave me something.

That's never happened.

Yeah, people keep trying to say the N-word

for some reason. Just ban them.

I guess I could also do reaction stuff on

my laptop. I'm just a bit scared to open

my browser because something weird might

come up, like Venus Angelix OnlyFans.

Oh my God.

Completely forgot the stock market's still

open. It's funny, it's usually I'm

so like addicted to staring at the stock

market and I completely lost interest.

I feel pretty satisfied today. I closed

out some trades, made some good profits.

Now I've just gotta wait until the next

big market crash to buy something new. I

want to get Fiverr. I think Fiverr would

be a good trade. Let me just see if I can

open up a tab. A Tabarino.

Oh shit, it's got Pornhub. Jesus,

why is Pornhub open on my Chrome?

Trading view.

I think it's safe.

So I made a nice fat 26% gain on

DraftKings. I turned £1,200 into £1,500.

Now I'm gonna swing trade that. I'm gonna

put all of that into a new stock, and I

think Fiverr is quite a good one.

Where's— how do I search for stocks?

Oh, there Let me show you why I think

Fiverr's good.

Took me 2 months to make that 26% gain on

DraftKings.

I bought it at $47, now it's at $60, so I

think I made pretty good gains. It'll

probably carry on going up above $60, but

I feel quite happy just selling it There.

Why can't it just be in dark mode by

Why is there no chart?

I actually think Webull is better for

charts.

Enjoy tech, enjoy investing.

Buy stocks of a company that actually

makes money because that's

boring. Yeah, I could buy Apple now,

but I don't know, how long do you think

it'll take for Apple to make a 20% gain?

I want to do swing trading, and Apple

is like at an all-time high right now. I

don't really want to get into it now.

Oh my God, looking at charts is so

annoying on the computer compared to

looking at your phone. Like, what is this?

What is that? It says 15 minutes,

but I'll

just do it on my phone. It'll be much

You see, Fiverr is,

is down here.

Oh, it's so annoying to show

this.

Yeah, so, um, this is Fiverr stock and

it's got support line here. It's literally

bounced off a support line and

it trades within this, this channel.

See that? So you're basically buying it

right at the bottom and it's probably

going to go back up. See, it's done that,

what, 4 times now?

So I reckon that's a pretty reliable

support line. So you'd be buying right

down there and then I'd probably sell when

it gets midway just to be safe.

So I feel like getting Fiverr. I won't get

it today. Because tomorrow is the Jackson

Hole Fed Symposium where they're going to

talk about tapering and inflation. I

reckon, I'm kind of betting that that's

going to tank the market a little bit and

could be a better buying opportunity

tomorrow to get some Fiverr.

And what else would you get if you had

£1,000 right now to invest?

What would you invest in? If you want to

make like a 10 to 15% gain over the next

few months, could get Amazon.

I mean, Amazon's quite a good area for

buying. It just it dropped like 14

had a 14% drop recently.

Look. Oh yeah, £300 profit

on DraftKings. And then I made £100 on

Tattoo Chef. God, I put £1,000 in Tattoo

Chef. No, I put £950 in Tattoo Chef,

made an 11% gain. Made £100,

not bad. How's Pia?

She's in my bed now, naked. Say hello,

Pia. Hello.

Imagine if that was true.

She's tied up in my bed right now.

Do I still earn money on OnlyFans? Yeah,

OnlyFans have revoked the upcoming ban.

I made $1,300 in August on OnlyFans.

Damn. That's good money.

Damn,

1,000.

I know what we could do. Do MS Paint.

Oh yeah, I made this MS Paint thing for

the Chihiro video. I was gonna make it on

my laptop with this, but I decided to make

it on my phone instead. These were gonna

be the things I would do to win her back.

I thought it was quite a good video. I

liked it.

Oh, this gives me flashbacks when Mila

slapped me. I was drawing that weird

picture, wasn't I, at the time? Oh, this

is giving me flashbacks. Oh wow, I used to

do this a lot, didn't I, back in the day?

Just open up MS Paint,

do some really simple looking mountain.

How will Mastercard and Visa react? Well,

apparently OnlyFans says they have

assurances from banking partners

that they don't have to ban anything.

I saw on Yahoo Finance Um,

we're going to take a break, but I want to

bring you a piece of news. This is not a

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something that has gotten a lot of

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involves OnlyFans, the creator platform

that became known as a hub for

pornographic content, only for the company

to recently say it was going to ban

pornographic content. And it seemed to be

linked to its attempt to raise funding and

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part of potential investors. Now the

company's reversing that position and

saying in a tweet this morning, thank you

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No OnlyFans ban.

I have to make sure there's no evidence

left on this computer, just in case

someone goes through it. Now I

just have to hide these clippings from the

Death Note here. It seems like you're

pretty skilled with your hands. I bet

you're pretty popular with the girls.

What the fuck was that line?

It's supposed to be like a children's show

or whatever, and then he's saying Bet

you're pretty skilled with the girls. Is

he insinuating light fingers high school

girls with his skillful hands? That's

disgusting.

I found some weird clips of Bold and

Bankrupt. Some of his really old videos

were weird. As fuck.

He was saying something about the female

Indian police officers and how attractive

they are and how he would just like ask

them for directions so he could hope to

get the scent of their breath on his skin.

He used to say some weird stuff before he

blew up. I wonder if there's

a clip that I can find. People are

exposing Bold and Bankrupt.

You think the things I say are weird? You

should hear this guy.

Yeah, Bold and already bankrupt. That's

Freezing mountain passes. Battle with the

elements and even altitude sickness, not

to mention trucks that showed no mercy to

a mere— but they weren't no Mirage,

they were Indian traffic cops, and they

were beautiful. They're so

sexy with their neatly pressed figure—

I can show it— uniforms and blue caps

beneath which they wore their hair in

immaculate hairdos I stayed in the city an

extra day for no other reason than— it

sounds so funny the way he's trying so

hard to sound all poetic and like a

writer— to gaze upon them. In fact, I'd

often stop to ask needless directions just

to see their smiles up close, maybe feel

the slight hint of their breath on my

skin. What? Feel the breath of

their scent on my skin? That's so Creepy

directions just to see their smiles up

close, maybe feel a slight hint of their

breath on my skin, and to prove to myself

that these angels of the north were in

fact real. Why would he say that? We're so

weird. There's cleaner. I found it.

I mean, I know he's a massive sleaze and

like a sex addict. Worse than me, but it's

just so funny hearing him say it.

I think he doesn't really do that anymore.

He's, he's tried to clean up his act a bit

because he's getting all this, all these

weirdos exposing him.

The funny thing is he's saying it

seriously and he's not like trolling or

saying it to be funny. I would say it to

troll. I'd be like, oh, I loved going up

to Japanese traffic people

just so I can get the scent of their

breath on my skin.

Oh, the beauty. I gaze into their buttocks

all day long.

How do I make the eraser bigger? There you

Beautiful Indian policewoman,

fellow man of culture. I feel like me and

Bold and Bankrupt are very, very different

people, but in, in a way we're very alike

as well. Well, who doesn't love traveling

to different countries to bang different

women? It's like the best thing in the

world to do.

I love doing that, but it's so looked

down upon, isn't it? By society.

No, I'm different. I go to different

countries looking for love. But then it's

always so creepy sounding when some guy's

boasting about it, or that he said— he

just says it openly. Yeah, I'm going to

Thailand so I can Fuck Thai girls.

Just sounds creepy.

Like, um, if Jeremy Clarkson or James May

suddenly were very sexually open about

what they love about women, it would just

be a massive turn-off. Their likability

would just plummet. It would just be

weird. So I can't even imagine James

May being attracted to women in the first

place. He just seems