I Had A Weird And Unfortunate Night Yesterday 😒 [EyEXU4wA61k]

That's weird. What happened to

my stream?

Oh, it's working. Welcome,

welcome to my bedroom.

Hmm, bit of a mess here.

This bedroom, such a state. It is

in such a state.

Ah, I feel terrible. I've got such— I

don't know if it's a really bad hangover,

but I think it's the first hangover I've

ever had in my whole life.

I had way too much to drink yesterday. It

was so bad.

Look at the weather.

I have the worst luck. I bet £500 that

England would win the football and then

they lost. It's so annoying.

I think I jinxed it. I should have bet

on Italy. I was going to bet on Italy,

but then I thought if Italy loses, then

I'd lose my money and then everyone would

be cheering in the streets and it'll be

annoying. So I thought if England loses,

I lose my money, but then at least people

are not going to be shouting in the street

And then the odds were in favour of

England winning, so I thought maybe

England could win. Why not? When England

scored the first goal, I could have cashed

out and I could have made £150, but I

thought, no, I'll wait until the end of

the match. And then 40 minutes into the

match, I got completely wasted and I

couldn't even stand up, and I had to lie

on the ground for about 5 hours. And then

I finally managed to stand. After 5

hours, I finally managed to get up, and

then I left. I went back to my place at

around 2 AM.

Yesterday was so eventful.

Today I was supposed to be viewing an

apartment, but they phoned and they said

someone already took it. They said they'll

call back on Wednesday to let me know if

it's like 100% gone, so that's kind of

annoying. Then I'm seeing another

apartment tomorrow, but that

place wants me to pay 12 months' rent all

at once. It's quite a lot of money,

but it looks like a nice place in the

picture. If the place is nice, I don't

mind paying 12 months' rent. The rent is

only £700 a month.

So annoying to get an apartment here

because they all want you to make £25K a

year. They want you to make— they want you

to have an income 3 times of the rent.

Obviously I don't make £26K a year,

that's just crazy. But why would you have

to make £26K a year just to rent a £700

a month apartment? It's not like I'm

trying to live in Buckingham Palace. I

don't even make $18K a year. I probably

make less than $15K a year, but I could

still afford to live in a $700 a month

apartment easily. So they

won't rent it to me because I can't pass

the assurance check. So the only option I

have is to pay all the rent or 6 months

rent in advance.

Which is a bit frustrating. Or they said I

can have a guarantor, but then the

guarantor needs to make £21K a year, and I

don't really want to have to ask someone

to do me a favor because I don't really

like relying on people.

What's this guy doing? Looks like a

zombie.

I don't really like asking people for

favors, so I think I'll just sell some

stocks and free up some money. I guess on

the plus side, it'd be nice not to have to

worry about rent for a whole year after

I've paid the first one.

I think I want to stay, so I don't really

have any plans, or I don't have any reason

to go anywhere else. And then the idea of

just living in hotels in different

countries for $2K a month doesn't really

sound very appealing to me. People are not

interested in the travel content anyway,

so it's not financially worth doing for

me. I don't like making travel

content. People don't like watching it. I

don't really want to travel. Just seems

like the best decision would be to try

and get myself a long-term place to stay

that's not 2K a month.

People always complaining, saying stuff

like, oh, you don't go anywhere, you don't

do anything. But then when I do and I film

it, the views are the same, although

rubbish.

No, I can't go back to Japan because

they're still not open. And then paying 9K

for a 1-year apartment Even if I only

stayed at the apartment for half the year,

that's like 4.5K wasted,

I guess, if I only stayed for half the

Go to a smaller city, you get a place for

450. Yeah, I looked at the outskirts and

there were some kind of townhouse places

for 500 a month.

But they're like these really old-looking

townhouses. I want a modern apartment

building, not something made of brick.

I don't mind paying an extra couple

hundred a month for that.

Have I done anything in Manchester? I went

to Aldi,

and I walked around

the city center when all the football

people were gathering. I was going to film

a bit, but we didn't really spend much

time around that area, and then it started

to rain. There was just a bunch of people

And then I went back to a viewer's house,

and then we watched the football, and we,

we had too much to drink. And then I kind

of collapsed for 5 hours, and I was lying

on the floor. It was so bad. It was the

second time it happened in my whole life.

The first time was back in 2017 Christmas

when I was with Chihiro, and then I had

one glass of red wine, but I chugged it

down like it was juice, and And then I

couldn't stand for hours. I had to lie

down on the bed. And then this pretty much

the same thing happened last night, but it

was way, way worse. I think she put three

shots of vodka into the Coca-Cola, and I

was just like drinking it down because I

didn't really. I could taste the vodka,

but it didn't really taste very strong.

So I didn't realize it was that strong.

Ah, I felt so bad. I thought I was gonna

vomit. I had to really try hard not to

vomit. My head felt like it was being hit

over and over again. I still feel pretty

bad now. It just feels weird.

I'm not sure how to describe it.

And then you'll never guess what happened

when I was drunk. It's so weird.

I completely— I just became like an

emotional wreck on Oh my God, if you could

have seen it. I started crying. I'm not

making this up. I literally started crying

like a baby when I was lying on the floor.

I just couldn't stop it. And then she was

like, are you okay? What's wrong? And I

just started crying about Mila for like an

hour. I can hardly remember

it, but I remember what happened, but I

don't remember every detail. But I I can

just remember I was just going, I miss

Mila. I was such a bad boyfriend. Oh my

it's so funny.

I had no idea alcohol does that to you.

It makes you lose control of your emotions

and then you get really soppy.

Yeah, that's not a great thing to start

crying about. Number one, crying is pretty

lame. Imagine you're meeting a girl and

then you have too much to drink, then you

start crying in front of her, and then you

start crying about your ex.

That was a new experience.

It's weird because I've had lots to drink

before, but that never happened, ever.

Damn, I guess I'm not over Mila then.

I wasn't crying about anything else, like

nothing else. I don't think I was crying

about stuff like my dad or my money

or my channel. It was just like all Mila

Go to Germany. I had a look at hotels in

Germany, but it's expensive. It's like

£1,600 for a serviced apartment,

and then I could only stay there for 3

months. And then after 3 months, where am

I gonna go? I have to come back to

England, and Japan's still gonna be

closed, so I'll have to still find a place

Oh, thank you, Stanley. Have I ever

K-I-L-L'd anyone? No,

that's mean. I would never.

Yeah, I still haven't actually explored

the city. There's not really much to do in

Manchester. It's not like London where

they've got attractions like the Big Eye

and the London Ben. There's no tower like

Tower of Manchester. They've got some

museums, but they're just like you know

museums you get anywhere with dinosaurs

and bones.

I think over there that's Victoria

Station. I might go there. It looks quite

nice.

Daniel, let me show you around. Okay, I

didn't know you lived in Manchester.

Message me in the DMs, but I need some

days to recover from my hangover.

And then, and then the viewers boyfriend

came home whilst I was on the ground, and

I was just lying on the ground shaking

uncontrollably, crying about Mila.

He was nice though. He got me bread— well,

he made me rice or something, but I didn't

eat it. And then the 3 of us were just

like chatting whilst I was trying not to

vomit everywhere.

And she had 2 really nice cats that one of

them looked just like my granddad's cat.

They were really fat and chubby, which I

like. My cat Mimo, she's so skinny. She's

always been really skinny and she hates

being touched and she's not very friendly

and she just likes keeping herself to

herself. Such a boring kind of cat to

have, but then compared to those chubby

cats, they're really friendly. That's the

kind of cat I'd like to have if I got a

Am I shifting to London soon? No,

London's gonna be way more expensive. No

one in London wants to meet me.

And then, and then finally around 2 AM, I

was able to stand up again. And walk

properly, and I decided to come back. And

then these, you know, random people in the

street kept talking to me. I feel like

Manchester people are very open,

friendly. I walked past— I was walking

down the street and like these guys were

on a balcony above and they— I think they

said something like, don't worry, mate,

we'll win next year. It's funny.

I said, I lost £500. And then I walked

past another group of people and they

said, empty your pockets, mate. And at the

time I thought it was because I had my

hands in my pockets like this, just my

thumb. And I thought they were saying,

empty your pockets so you can put your

hands in your pockets. And then I came

home and I realized, were they joking

about robbing me? That's something you say

if you're going to rob someone— empty your

pockets. They didn't actually Empty. I

mean, rob me. But I only just realized

what that meant. What that meant— I could

have easily gotten robbed. It's kind of

stupid to walk home at 2 AM, but my

apartment's nearby, so I didn't think it'd

be too risky.

I was so confused when I walked past and

they said, empty your pockets, mate. I

thought, why?

Haha, so funny joking about robbing me.

Who's that outside?

Yeah, I had quite a lot of money because I

took out cash, so I had like £200 of cash

in my pocket. Plus my phone. That would

have been pretty bad if I got robbed.

And, um, I think my noisy neighbor moved

out. I think he was just staying here. I

think these apartments and the one next to

me and one in front of me, they're all

owned by this kind of Airbnb management

company and they just rent them out as

hotels. And the guy who rented the next

one, he was so noisy. We all— all weekend,

all night long, he was playing music and

doing karaoke.

But then yesterday I saw they were

cleaning the room, so I think he left.

Hopefully.

And then I went on a Tinder date with this

woman. She was quite nice, but then

afterwards she messaged me. She said,

she said she thinks we're just going to be

friends because, because I

said I don't know if I'm gonna stay here

for, for long. She said she wants someone

permanent, someone who's like permanently

here. See, that's the thing about Having

a place that you're settled in

permanently, I guess that's more

attractive to women if they want a

permanent partner. They don't want someone

who keeps going from one country to

another country and never stays in one

place for long.

There's lots of escorts in Manchester. I

Googled some, but I don't really feel

desperate enough. I don't really feel like

I want to do it enough to pay for it.

I can't be bothered. I just feel too lazy.

I found one. She looks nice, and it's only

£130. Maybe if I get to the point where

I'm really, really craving it, but at the

moment, I don't really feel like it.

I mean, that's why I took out the £200 in

cash, just in case.

Yeah, it turns out not being settled in

one place long term is kind of

unattractive to women, especially if

they're settled and they've got a job

sorted out. They want a guy who's also

settled, who's not going to be like, oh,

he might fly off to Japan next year.

Do I worry about police when I get

escorts? No, pretty sure it's legal.

But she said we can be friends, so maybe

I'll see her again.

In Germany, your visa is long-term as long

as you work. Your YouTube counts as work.

Are you sure? I thought

you needed to be employed at a proper

company and they have to sponsor you, and

then if you want to apply as like

self-employed visa, then you need to make

50k a year or some stupid number. When I

checked into the Japanese self-employed

visa, there were so many requirements,

like you need to have an office, you need

to have 2 members of staff, you need to

make 30k a year.

Maybe I should lie and say— maybe I

shouldn't say that I just came to

Manchester last week, but then it would be

weird if I said, oh, I've been here for 2

years but I don't know where anything is.

I made a new OnlyFans video today.

It involves a sausage, but I broke the

sausage in half.

Yeah, I'm still gonna eat it. I just

rinsed it off. It's still good food.

Just went up my bum. Nothing wrong with

that. Felt pretty good, actually.

I wasn't expecting to feel that good.

But I'm a bit worried if I upload it,

stupid haters are gonna leak it and then

I'll get in trouble with this place.

I don't think I would. It's not an Airbnb.

It's not like this is someone's home.

It's like a proper business.

So I might, I might wait until I

leave this place. And get my own place.

And then when I get my own place, I can do

whatever I want. I might get like a big

mannequin with a dick or something. The

good thing about getting an apartment

would be I can get all kinds of stuff that

I wouldn't usually buy if I was like on

the move. So I could get workout stuff, I

could get like sex machines, like a

bicycle where you pedal and it's got like

an up and down thing. I don't know. I can

get creative and buy stuff that I wouldn't

be able to buy usually. Oh, if I had

a garden, I could dig a hole and bury it,

and that'd be fun. You aren't worried

the leakers send the video to your family?

They already have. My mum's already seen

all that stuff.

Oh well, got to pay the rent somehow,

don't I? YouTube channel's not doing

great, stocks are not doing great,

and I lost £500.

Sports betting is not exactly reliable.

Sports betting is worse than stocks

because at least with stocks, if it goes

down, it'll only go down 5 or 10%.

Usually stocks don't just go straight down

to 0% in 10 minutes,

and then stocks go back up eventually.

But with sports betting, your team loses

and then all the money's gone. That's it.

It's like flipping a coin.

Betting on England was dumb.

I thought it was a good team. Apparently

supposed to be the best team we've had in

decades. And then I don't really feel like

you can predict future performance based

off of past performance because it's a

different team, it's different players.

And then Italy also hasn't won since 1968.

And then I played some roulette and I lost

£12. Oh, I gotta stop this gambling, it's

not working. Put all my money on black and

then it was red. Thankfully I only put

£12. Roulette's stupid.

No, I don't want to do gambling. It's just

dumb, all that blackjack and poker stuff.

It's just completely luck-based.

I think I'll just go back to stocks and

crypto. What country am I in now?

I'm in the UK, in Manchester.

You said you bet £1,000 on Italy. I was

going to, but then I thought maybe I

should support my own country.

I thought it'd be more exciting if I could

like get in the mood with everyone else

because I don't really care about

football, but if I've got money in it,

then it becomes interesting.

Good thing I didn't put 1,000. Good thing

I only put 500. Do I have to buy furniture

at the new place? No, it's already

furnished. Although the

idea of having an unfurnished place seems

more fun because then it's like a blank

slate and then I can put what I want. I'd

probably just get a beanbag because I'm

not gonna buy a sofa and then carry it up

there. I'll just get a beanbag and like a

little tiny floor table, Japanese style.

Show us the new place.

Hmm, I don't know if I want to dox my new

place.

I'll probably end up doxing it anyway

because I'll probably stream in there and

then reveal it.

Maybe I'll just film when I go for the

apartment viewing. I'll ask if I— if it's

okay to film. Do like an

apartment hunting video, apartment hunting

vlog, and then it'll get 5K views.

Open the microwave. Why?

But yeah, it's nice. I guess I made a

friend or 2. The viewer and her

boyfriend were quite nice. He didn't beat

me up after finding me having a seizure on

his floor.

Guess you don't have social anxiety.

After I've met someone for the first time,

it's fine. When I meet

them for the first time, I'm really

nervous and worried, but then afterwards,

if I feel used to them, then it's not

really a problem. And then if I'm drunk,

obviously it's not really a problem

because I'm too out of it to

be worried.

Do I really have seizures? No, because I

had loads to drink and I became an

emotional wreck. I remember my shoulders

were just shaking uncontrollably.

And I was lying on the floor.

That was such a weird thing.

I still haven't met the girl I was

supposed to meet, the one that I came here

to meet. I don't know what's going on with

her. She's not replying to me now, so I

guess I got ghosted again.

I've been here how long? I came here last

Thursday. No, actually the

Thursday before last Thursday. So I've

been here 2 weeks now, and I thought I

would have met her by now. She doesn't

seem very eager. Why does this keep

happening? I don't get it. So you can talk

to someone for years about meeting up and

they really seem into you, and then when

I'm finally here, they suddenly go silent.

Why does it happen over and over?

Are they just trolling me?

Maybe they didn't think I'd actually come

and then they got nervous and then thought

Oh, I didn't think he would actually come.

Maybe I shouldn't.

Bit annoying, but I'm used to it now.

It's not like in 2019 when I met that

German girl and I got really angry and I

raged. Because I guess

I matured a little bit.

There's no point, you know, saying, fuck

her, fuck this, I hate her. It's just kind

of dumb, isn't it? Just what happens. You

gotta take a gamble when you go and meet

girls. You can't— nothing's guaranteed.

You can't expect anything.

They can change their mind. I can't

believe that German girl came to my hotel

room though and then left without anything

happening. That was so frustrating.

It's just exhausting getting angry over

stuff you can't control. I used to rage

and rant about all this dumb stuff.

That's why people kept saying I was

entitled or whatever. But now I'm

just like, oh, whatever, fine,

just accept it. Stop fighting.

Just accept it as it

is what it is. Move on.

I need to take some better photos, so I'm

not really getting a lot of matches on

dating apps.

I just don't know how to take a good

photo.

What if I stand here, fix my hair a

I just don't look great smiling.

People put so much effort into taking

Tinder profile pics. They go to a nice

place and then they get their friend to

take like a portrait photo and they get

the sunset. You see that graffiti there?

That wall? I've seen people take photos in

front of it. What's so great about a wall

full of graffiti? But that's what people

do to make good profiles. They'll go with

their friend and then they'll find a nice

place that looks interesting, and then

they'll stand in front of it and get the

friend to take the photo.

I guess a lot of people just take it in

the apartments too, in front of the

bathroom mirror.

Okay, what do I have for food? Gotta eat

my salmon. I think it's expiring tomorrow.

I got this too. Korean beef noodles.

Looks quite nice.

How many calories? Only 300

calories. That's not much. I need more

I need to go shopping again. I got these

too. Chicken pie.

This is 429 calories.

How much is the salmon?

160 calories. It's not much.

And then I've got this rice.

Is there anything interesting in

Manchester to do? When I ask people, they

just recommend art galleries. I'm not

really interested in art, to be honest.

I got this pilau rice,

200 calories. Oh my God, this meal won't

even be 400 calories.

No wonder I'm so skinny.

211. So far today I had one pie,

400 calories, and I had a ham sandwich

with coleslaw. That's probably 300. So

I've only had 700 calories today. With the

salmon and the rice, that would get it up

to about 1,000 calories. And then I don't

know if I have enough Huel left. That'd be

400. That's not even 1,500 calories.

I might make a sausage sandwich. That

might get me near— nearer to 2,000. Ah,

it's so difficult eating food.

What about clubs? Are clubs open? I am

actually interested in going to a

nightclub. I think it would be fun. I just

need to change my attitude because when I

got drunk yesterday and I was walking

around the streets, when you start to not

hate everyone, you can kind of enjoy

people more.

I feel like if you, if you try

and change your attitude towards people,

life becomes less miserable. Maybe.

Yeah, maybe it would be an interesting

thing to do. And people in

Manchester seem like they would just come

up to me and start talking because I look

different. But I think my main

problem is I look really miserable. I need

to try and look less miserable.

I was actually kind of surprised I talked

back at those, those guys who talked to me

last night. That's just something I

wouldn't do. I feel like if I wasn't

drunk, I would have just ignored them and

walked off. That happened loads of times

when I was a teenager back home. The kids

would say something at me and I would just

ignore them, and then they would get

angry, and then they'd shout,

wanker! Fuck you! People get upset if

you ignore them, I guess.

Did guys talk to you last night? Yeah,

when I went home, when I was walking down

the street, there were a bunch of guys on

a balcony in an apartment and they were

like hanging out on the balcony and they

said something like, don't worry, mate,

we'll win next year. And then I shouted

back at them, I lost £500. That was a

funny interaction.

I've just been really lazy. I haven't

really gone out much. I just went to the

supermarket to get food because I've been

trying to find out what I want to do,

and I'm trying to sort out a place to

live. I don't really feel in the mood to

go walking about yet. I feel like I need

to get settled first.

Daniel, you're lazy, no videos. What are

you talking about? I've uploaded loads of

videos. This is why my channel's dying.

I'm uploading videos and people think I'm

not uploading just because the algorithm's

not telling them that I've uploaded stuff.

Uploaded loads of videos in the past week.

No wonder my channel's dying. YouTube's

not even telling people that I'm making

stuff.

I don't know, it's a stupid algorithm. It

just decides for you if you want to see it

or not. How does it know? Because it uses

all this machine learning to try and

figure out what you want to watch. And

then if it thinks you don't want to watch

it, then it won't show you my new video

unless you click on the bell icon and then

click notifications and then go into

settings and put allow notification.

You've got to press like 5 different

buttons just to get alerts when I upload a

new video.

And then if you search for a channel and

you watch one or two of their videos,

then YouTube starts showing you loads of

their videos. It's a really broken system.

I'm subbed to channels that I kind of

forgot about, and then the new videos

never show up for me. And then I just

suddenly remember them and think, oh, I

wonder what they're up to, and then I

check. And they've made like 50 videos I

didn't even notice.

Why aren't your videos 10 minutes?

Because YouTube changed it so they only

need to be 8 minutes to put mid-roll ads,

so I don't really feel like there's any

reason to stretch it to 10 minutes. It

doesn't really make any difference.

Yeah, hopefully they'll change it down to

6 minutes and I only have to make a

6-minute video. 8 minutes is still hard.

I find it hard to talk about one subject

for 8 minutes. I've got to really squeeze

my brain to think of what to say to

stretch it out.

Why don't I draw anymore? Because people

don't watch my videos when I do drawings,

so it's not worth doing anymore. And I

don't really have any ideas anyway.

You've been doing this for 40 minutes.

Our livestreams are different because I'm

just casually chatting. It's not like a

focused 40 minutes on one topic.

When I make a video and I've titled it

something, the video has to be about the

title for the most part, at least.

Did I watch football yesterday? Yeah, I

bet £500. I got really excited when they

scored the first goal, and then 40 minutes

in, I got too drunk.

Oh, I still feel weird. Like,

I kind of want to be sick in the back of

my head. The back of my head feels

It felt like my head was so heavy that I

couldn't lift it off the ground.

What's good food for a hangover?

Scared to walk over there, connection

Skinny legs? What do you mean? My legs

are not skinny.

Okay, maybe they're a bit skinny, but I

can do this. Bet you can't.

Who's that? Who's that at my door?

Go away.

Did I meet the girl in Manchester? No,

she's not replying to me now. Don't know

why. She stopped talking.

What did I do wrong?

I said I was coming in July and she said,

okay, that's great.

July's gonna be over soon.

How come you stopped talking about stocks?

There's nothing to say. Nothing's

happening. So boring now.

Well, every day is just like flat, flat,

flat.

Look, flat, flat, flat. Nothing is moving

up, up or down much.

Yeah, look, it's all like this, just flat

sideways.

Boring.

What am I gonna do? Stocks are not making

money, channel's not making money.

All I have now is OnlyFans.

And betting on football.

It's okay, I've got enough money to pay

for a year of rent, so I'll just pay that

upfront and then I've got a whole year to

make more money. Surely in

a year stocks are gonna move, it's not

just gonna go flat for the whole year.

Gotta make more videos, I guess. Just kind

of don't know what to make a video about

anymore.

The Bitcoin videos did quite well,

even though they, they didn't get a whole

load of views, but they made more money

than my videos usually do.

Are you sure paying upfront for a year is

wise? I don't really feel like I have a

choice. It, it depends on the real estate

agent. Some places say I can pay 6 months

and then another 6 months, 6 months later.

Another place said I have to pay 6 months

and then another 6 months, 4 months later.

And now this place I phoned today said I

have to pay the whole 12 months all at

once.

So that would be 700

times 12. It's only 8,400.

It's just time-consuming because I have to

sell my stocks and then it takes a couple

days to withdraw the money from the stock

brokerage account.

Did I notice the last video has good light

to dislike ratio? Really? I didn't notice

Why foreigners leave Japan. Oh yeah,

only got 87 dislikes. Usually I have like

200 dislikes. Maybe the haters finally got

fed up. I guess

it depends on the topic. If I'm— if it's

like a really negative topic, topic,

topic, topic, then it gets more dislikes.

But if it's neutral or kind of positive,

then I'll get less dislikes.

Save your money for Japan. That's what I'm

trying to do by getting an apartment.

And then I don't want to go home. I don't—

people keep telling me to go back home.

When I was living at home, people kept

saying, why don't you move out? You're a

loser because you live with your mum. And

then when I move out, then they keep

saying, go back. You're wasting money.

Just live with your mum. It's like, make

up your mind. I don't want to go back.

It's just kind of depressing living with

your mum and being ordered around,

not treated like an adult. I want

my own space, and then I want to be able

to do what I want when I want and not have

people coming in and out of my house.

Also, I can't get escorts in Harrietsham.

Yeah, that's the problem. If I ended up

living in Harrietsham, how am I going to

get sex when

I'm like 50 and no one cares anymore?

At least you live in a town you can get

escorts.

Do I like Manchester? Yes, okay.

Haven't had any problems yet.

What my main problems about Rotterdam

were, I was living in the most dangerous

area. So as long as I don't live in the

most dangerous area again,

should be fine. Plus I'm paying local

English person rent and not like

short-term tourist rent. They gave me a

really unfair rent price. Do you know how

much they charged me in Rotterdam? They,

they made me pay £1,200 a month.

To live in the worst neighborhood in the

whole city, and they made me pay 2 months

deposit and they didn't give it back to

me, and they just ghosted me on WhatsApp.

That's so unfair. And if I lived in this

area, which is quite a nice area of

Manchester, it's only about £700 a month,

and then bills would probably be about

£200, so it'd probably be about £900 100

or 1,000 a month for rent.

You didn't fight to get it back? I sent an

angry message that my sister typed for me.

My sister said, give me your phone, and

then she typed out an angry message. And I

said, there's no point, it's a waste of

time. And then they just read it and they

didn't even reply.

Scammers. I gave them all of January rent

even though I wasn't even there in

January, and they gave— they took my 2

months deposit. So I ended up losing like

£3,500 for nothing.

So much money.

Why do I need to move? I was going to live

here, but the real estate agent said this,

this apartment in this building— not this

furry one, but the one they had available—

was not available anymore. Plus it's

expensive here, it's like £875 a month,

and they want me to pay 6 months up front.

That would be like £6,000. That's just for

6 months.

The place I'm looking at tomorrow is— it's

nearby, it's about 10 minutes away.

The other place looks good too. It's a

pretty modern building. It's got— it's

actually the same size as this place,

about 500 square foot,

but they want 12 months rent.

£8,000. I guess it's like an investment,

isn't it? You pay £8,000 upfront

and you get 12 months to

live there,

and then the longer you stay there, the

more value for money you get. If I only

stayed there for 1 month, it means I've

paid £8K for 1 month, so I'd have to stay

there to make it worth my money.

No, I don't think I'd want to go to

Liverpool. It just looks kind of rough

there. I don't know about Leeds.

Manchester's fine. There's nothing wrong

with it. And £700 a month is pretty

affordable. It's better than £2,500 I was

paying in Rotterdam for that Airbnb.

Do you remember that really nice Airbnb I

had in Rotterdam? That was €2,500

for one month.

It's really hard getting an apartment.

Well, it's not hard, but it's

difficult getting an apartment in a

different country.

Because it's just— if you're not settled

there and you don't have a visa and you're

just there as a tourist, it's, um,

they don't really want to rent it out to

you unless you pay a lot more money.

I guess it's easier for me since I'm an

English person in England.

I just don't know if I would want to

travel. I don't really feel like it.

I could go to Greece maybe, or Germany.

But I don't really have a reason to.

And I can still go to Greece or Germany.

I could just go for like a 2-week trip and

then come back to my apartment, like what

normal people do. They have a home, they

go on holiday for a few weeks, and then

they come back home. I can do

that. Maybe my stocks do well and I have

some extra money.

Oh, thank you, Underground. I am feeling

quite good today despite losing

500 pounds and crying like

a baby over Mila in front of people.

I never cried in front of people before.

The only time I cried in front of people

was in front of my dad 12 years ago when

Sayaka dumped me. I cried like a baby in

front of him. I never cried— actually,

I did cry in front of Jahira when my dad

died. Oh yeah, yeah, that counts.

I did cry in front of everyone when my dad

died, but that's, you know, it's pretty

normal. But usually I don't really cry in

front of people. I usually do it at night

in bed, but I

just couldn't control it. It just all came

out. All at once.

It was very weird. Just the tears started

coming out, and then I kept thinking of

sad things.

Open the window. Why?

There's a fancy word for the smell when it

rains outside. What was it?

Starts with a P or a V.

I wonder if anyone knows it. It was on a

Rhett and Link video. When they were doing

weird words.

Yeah, petrichor, that's the one.

Petrichor. There's so many weird words.

The smell of rain on concrete,

isn't it? Or it's just the smell of rain

after it's rained.

Petrichor. Imagine using that in real

Am I still lifting weights? No, I want to

buy some weights when I get my place.

When I get my place, I'm gonna buy some

dumbbells, get back into lifting.

My back finally healed. It doesn't hurt

anymore, but I've just been doing

push-ups. I do about 100 push-ups,

sometimes 120 push-ups a day, and I've

been lifting that mirror. So I just grab

it by the side and I lift it. I just

accidentally hit the ceiling. Don't tell

anyone.

There's actually a gym downstairs, but

there's always people there, so I don't

want to go there. They might start talking

to me.

I think my push-ups are doing pretty well.

My chest muscle is getting big,

but I still look skinny.

I feel like my arm's a bit bigger.

A gym, excellent place to meet girls.

Hmm, interesting.

I should get a gym buddy. We could go

together and I could vlog. First time

going to a gym. I don't think you're

allowed to film in gyms though.

Yeah, I'm always gonna look skinny. It's

just my, my frame is very slender.

My shoulders are not very wide. I noticed

some girls have broader shoulders than I

Do I miss Kent? Not really.

Miss my garden. Miss just going out onto

the grass and kicking my football around.

I feel like a gym would be a bad place to

go because then it's full of half-naked

hot girls sweating and making noises. I

think it would just make me hard, and then

I'd be like that creepy guy touching

himself, creeping on the girls. Yeah,

I think the gym would just make me horny.

People still roasting my thin legs. Yeah,

my entire life, it's always people

roasting my feet. Oh, Daniel, your feet

are so gross. Ever since I was like 8

years old, people have been saying that.

Daniel, your feet are disgusting. It's

just because they're long. Can't help it.

I can't chop my foot in half.

I do have long rabbit-like feet, don't I?

Helps me run faster, maybe.

I think my feet look nice.

Get foot surgery, reduce the size of my

feet.

Would I lick them? I used to actually suck

my toes for OnlyFans, but I

think I was more flexible back then, a

couple years ago, because I can't— I find

it difficult bending far enough.

People used to pay me like $100 to suck

my toes.

A lot of foot fetish people seem to like

me. They want me to wear socks and make

them smelly and send it to them. They want

me to spit on my feet and do weird stuff.

I've had some strange requests.

That's why I had oil in one video,

because one guy asked me to rub oil on my

feet and then cum on them.

He paid me $150. And then I took

that video and put it onto OnlyFans and

made more money off it. OnlyFans is good.

I'm gonna sell my new video. I'm gonna

title it Sausage Up the Bum. $50.

And if at least 5 people buy it, that's

$250. Maybe I should charge

less. Maybe if I charge less, more people

$10, then maybe 50 people would buy

it, and then that would get $500. Oh,

look at that yellow bus. That's a nice

banana bus. If I sell it $10 each,

50 people— I don't think— no, I don't

even— I've got 62 OnlyFans people.

Even if half of them bought it, that's

$300. But then if I charge $50 I've

charged 50 before and then about 20 people

bought it.

Imagine 10 people bought it at 50, it's

500.

Who's there?

This video is going to get leaked on the

internet. Well, if some sad hater wants

to pay $50 just to leak my OnlyFans, then

he's more than welcome. I'll take the $50,

get myself a nice salmon dinner.

You don't care the video is getting

leaked? Not really. If you're doing

OnlyFans, you kind of have to expect it.

It's going to happen. You can't stop it.

People will buy it and then leak it.

Everyone's OnlyFans gets leaked.

What if people start blaming me for

England losing because I bet that they

would win and I have the worst luck and I

always lose? I feel like

this is stocks. When England was going up

and winning, I decided to bet. I should

have bet against them.

Okay, I made my salmon.

Where's my salmon?

Where is it? I didn't realize salmon had

such low calories. I thought it was like

an athlete's food.

Athlete's foot.

Look at this.

Sausage from my OnlyFans video. It tore

in half. Not very sturdy.

74% chicken, mechanically separated.

Why do they put that on the bracket thing?

Why do you want to know that?

Eaten hot or cold.

Cold. Throw the sausage out. No, I'm gonna

have it for my midnight snack. It's gonna

have added flavors.

Where's my scissors?

Wow,

this knife is sharp.

Where's the bear or the beer?

The bear's in my bag.

Don't have any beer.

Okay, how do I put this in? It's gonna get

stuck to the grill thing. Oh, I should

wash that or it's gonna burn.

The knife is wider than his arm. Really?

Oh yeah, it is.

Wow, the blade is wider than my wrist.

That's weird.

I don't have any foil.

Empty.

Fry it in a pan? No, I'm not using the

frying pan anymore. If you saw my Chef

Daniel video, I triggered the fire alarm

whilst trying to make a burger. The fat

was spraying and then it was burning on

the pan and it went black, and then the

fire alarm— it was deafening. It was so

embarrassing. I had to open the window,

turn on the fan, and then I never used

the pan again.

I have to buy cooking stuff when I get my

apartment. Get a nice frying pan with a

lid, nonstick.

What else should I get? I can go shopping,

home house shopping.

Salmon.

Salmon juice. Where? This is water.

Yeah, it's water.

Oh, there's 2 in here.

Also, there's 2 fillets, so that must mean

this is 160 calories. Per fillet.

Oh, that's good. So there's 320 calories

in total plus the rice. That's like 400—

it's about 500 calories in that meal.

So it's quite a good meal. I want to get

proper sushi. That'll be nice. Maybe I'll

get Uber Eats sometime.

Okay, how long do I put it in?

Maybe I'll

use the salmon as a flashlight. It's nice

and slimy,

slimy and wet.

Okay, that'll do. How long would it

take? 10 minutes,

and then rice is here.

Oh, this smells nice. It's like the rice

you get from Indian takeaway. I didn't

know it's called pilau. Turmeric.

And cumin. I'm cumin.

So this is the rice that tastes nice.

Oh, no choice.

Yeah, I think this is my favorite rice. I

don't like the coconut rice.

I tried coconut rice and Mexican

Mexican rice and chicken fried rice, but

this is my favorite.

Tell me you have seasonings. The salmon's

already seasoned. Didn't you see all the,

the red specks on it?

Do I have to season the rice? It already

tastes quite Flavorful.

It's not salty though.

Needs salt.

Got this spicy ketchup

and I got some lemon liquid.

Exciting.

How did my date go? I went on a date with

a woman and, um, we had

coffee and we talked for about 2 hours.

She was nice, but she said we

should just be friends because she's

looking for a permanent situation and

my life is not really permanent.

Shouldn't really say anymore. She didn't

know. She didn't, she didn't ask what I do

for a living, so I didn't tell her about

my YouTube. I mentioned stocks, but it

seems like women have no interest in

stocks, so I can just say, oh, I do stock

trading and investing. They won't ask you

anything about it. It's actually quite a

good idea. If you want to avoid the topic

of what I do for a living, just say, oh,

I do day trading and stocks, because I

think women in general have no interest in

the stock market. Isn't that true?

What are they going to say? Oh, so what

stocks do you trade? Oh, I trade AMC and

GameStop.

I think it's very rare to have a woman

who's interested in stock market stuff,

and they won't understand it if they don't

know anything about it.

So I wonder how many people even know what

the S&P 500 is. I might do a community

poll. Just, I want to do like a poll to

find out if the average person knows what,

what the FTSE is or the S&P 500 is or what

the NASDAQ is. I feel like most people

don't even know. I didn't know until I got

into investing.

I keep forgetting what the S and the P

stands for though. I know what it is, but

I don't know what the S&P stands for.

What's that noise?

I should stream like this, then you can

And then there's the Dow Jones. I don't

know what the Dow or the Jones means. I

think it's the names of these 2 guys who

created it. Actually, I don't know what

the NASDAQ means.

NAS— I

keep forgetting. National Association