I CHEATED ON MY GIRLFRIEND -(

Hey, it's me again. I just had cereal

with, with that girl that I was talking

about yesterday, and, um,

it was okay. It wasn't amazing.

It's a strange thing about cereal. When

you're not getting it— well, when I'm not

getting it, I really crave it. But then

once I've had it, after I've had it, I

feel like it was okay. It's not the best

thing in the world. I don't really want it

again, not until at least a few days. I

don't really feel like I'm a serial addict

like everyone keeps saying.

So here's what happened. She came over to

my place at 5 PM. She came over to my

place at 5 PM and I went to the train

station to pick her up and I actually

walked right past her when I went down the

stairs into the train station, into the

underground station, and she looked

pretty much nothing like her photos. She

was huge. I could tell straight away that

she weighed at least— well, she weighed

nearly twice as much as I did. She had

gigantic legs, she had big boobs, and her

face was very, very large. I was actually

thinking about just walking straight past

and not saying anything and just sneaking

home, but I thought that would be kind of

rude. She did come all the way to see me,

so I sent her a message saying, are you

carrying a pink bag? Because I saw her

carrying a pink bag and I wasn't 100% sure

if it was her, and I wanted to be sure

that it was her in case it was someone

else, because sometimes I find it

difficult to to, um,

to tell the difference between the people

here. I'm not saying everyone looks the

same here, it's just that, you know, when

you see someone's face on a photo online,

they usually look very different to how

they look like in real life. So, so I

always ask girls before I meet them, what

color clothing are you wearing? Or what

color bag are you carrying? Just to make

it easier to spot them from a distance.

So I turned around and I went back up the

stairs. To greet her, and I said, hey,

it's me. And then she said hello, and she

gave me a bag which had a bottle of wine

in it. And I said, oh, I don't have any

glasses. So we went to the supermarket to

buy some wine glasses, and then we went

back to my place. I,

I took out the wine glasses, and then she

poured out some wine into them, and then

we decided to watch a scary movie. We

watched some cheap crappy movie called

Lake Erie, which was really bad.

After about— after about half an hour of

watching this movie, we started to get

very close. She, she started to put her

head onto my shoulder, and then I started

to hold her hand. And then what happened

next? I started to put my right

arm over her around her shoulders, and

then I started touching her ears and then

her neck, and she seemed to really like

this, and she started pushing her head

more towards me, more into my chest. And

then I decided to move the iPad out of the

way, and I took her glass of wine and put

it on the shelf next to us, and I kissed

her. I didn't ask her if I could kiss her.

I didn't ask her if she wanted to have

cereal. Like, I like I've done in the

past. I just did it, and she didn't tell

me to stop. She didn't push me away. I

thought it was pretty obvious that that

was what she wanted me to do because she

kept rubbing her head against my face,

and I think she was waiting for me to make

a move. And it took me a very long time.

We watched about half an hour of the movie

before I got the confidence, before I got

drunk enough to be able to start touching

her. Something I've learnt over the past

is asking girls if they want to kiss or if

they want to have cereal is a very bad

idea because even if they did want to, if

you ask them, then it's gonna make them

change their mind. It's very unromantic,

it's very uncool. For girls, mood and the

atmosphere is very important. If you ask

girls if, if it's okay to kiss them or if

they want to have cereal, then it just

ruins the mood completely for them. And

it's very unlikely that they'll say yes.

So the best thing to do is if you're alone

with a girl, just, just kiss them. Just do

it. Don't ask. Don't wait for them to do

it because girls are usually waiting for

the guy to make a move. Obviously, if she

says stop, then stop. You don't want to

force, force her into anything. After I

kissed her the first time, I pushed her

down onto my bed so she was lying down.

And I kissed her more, and then I just

took her pants off and then started

touching her down there. And it was very

wet, which was kind of surprising. Very

wet considering we've only kissed a few

times and I've only been touching her for

about 5 minutes. She must have been very

horny. I took my trousers off and my pants

off, my underwear off, and I guess you can

imagine what happened next. We did it

twice. We had 2 servings of cereal, and it

was— it was okay, I guess. It was fairly

average. Nothing to complain about, but

nothing to rave about either. I just

couldn't get over how fat she was. She was

so overweight. She wasn't as overweight as

the hair salon girl that I talked about a

few weeks ago, but her legs— one of her

legs was as thick or almost as thick as my

entire torso. Her legs were so thick. Her

legs were at least 6 to 7 times wider than

my legs were. They made my legs look like

matchsticks in comparison. Also, she had

this huge mole on her back, and I could

feel like a very long hair coming out of

it, and it was really gross, and I tried

very hard not to put my hands anywhere

near it. I don't understand why some

people, they have moles and then there's a

very long hair coming out of it and they

don't even pluck it out. How difficult is

it to pull it out? It's not like you have

to pull it out every day. You just have to

pull it out once a week or something. But

it was horrible. Just this really long

hair coming out of this gigantic mole.

Ugh. I thought her face was okay.

Objectively speaking, she had a cute face,

nice features. None of her features looked

weird, too big, or too small. They were

nice-looking features. It was just A shame

that she was so overweight. If she was

slim, if she was skinny, then she would

have been very attractive. But no, for

some reason I can only attract either very

overweight girls or very old women. For

some reason I can't attract slim girls

that are around my age. Why? Why am I

cursed? Why are really overweight girls

attracted to me when I'm the skinniest

person in the world? She didn't stay the

night. She fell asleep for about an hour

after we finished doing what we were

doing, and I just sat there watching the

movie by myself. And I was really glad

that she decided not to stay the night

because after we finished having cereal,

I was just thinking the whole time, I

really wish she would go home now. I

wanted to be by myself so much. When after

I've had cereal or after I've satisfied my

urges, I just want to be by myself. I

don't really want some girl hanging around

clinging to me unless she's

really cute, which, which never happens,

which they never are. I felt so

embarrassed sneaking her into the guest

house. I was really worried that someone

would see us or the Canadian guy might be

there and he might stop us and start

talking. But luckily there was no one

there when I snuck her into the guest

house, and when I snuck her out, no one

saw us. So that was really good luck

because honestly speaking, I would feel

very embarrassed— now

honestly speaking, I would feel very

embarrassed if someone saw us together.

You know, after this whole experience,

I'm starting to feel like I like my

girlfriend a lot more now. My girlfriend

is so much better than the girl from

tonight. Just in almost

every way. Okay, she's 10 years older than

the girl from tonight, but she's slim,

she has a nice figure, her face is

also, objectively speaking, pretty

attractive. And my girlfriend doesn't have

a giant mole with a huge long hair coming

out of it on her backside, which is a

great thing. So I think from now on I want

to stop taking my current girlfriend for

granted so much. I want to treat her

better. I want to get closer to her. You

know that feeling when you go to a new

country for the first time and then you

realize how shit it is and how much you

miss your home, and then you go back home

and then you realize how great your home

country is compared to the country that

you've just been to? That's what I feel

like right now. My current girlfriend is

so much better than the girl that I, that

I had cereal with today. I don't

really feel bad about cheating on my

girlfriend because it was a purely

physical thing. I don't have any feelings

or emotions at all for the girl that I

slept with today, and I

don't really want to see her again. I

don't think I want to have her come over

to the guest house ever again. Yep, 2

times was enough for me.

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