Meeting The Turkish Girl Tommorow!

Guess who's meeting the Turkish girl

tomorrow? I bought some

new clothing from Uniqlo.

Do you want to see?

Oh, wrong button. Look what I got from

Uniqlo.

Ouch. I went shopping,

I went shopping. Let me get my tripod,

then I can go hands-free.

Where is

it?

Put you there. Okay, so the

first one I got is this dark

blue hoodie. It's a nice thin

hoodie for summer because my one's very

thick and it was getting a bit warm,

so I got this dark blue hoodie. I think

it looks quite nice. What do you think?

Looks pretty good, doesn't it? Cost €25,

so €50 for the both of them.

I think it looks quite good.

My trousers, I bought these in Uniqlo at

Japan— in Japan, and they're still selling

the same style of trousers in the

German Uniqlo. It's a bit sad because I

remember seeing these trousers when

I went shopping there with my wife.

Uniqlo, they always have stuff I like.

And then I got this grey one, which is

basically the same but it's grey.

I think I'll wear this tomorrow. Looks

quite nice. What do you think?

Do you like it?

I think it looks nice.

Yeah, I like it.

It looks like something I would wear.

Looks very, very Daniel-esque.

And that's all I bought.

And I'll probably change my jumper because

I've been wearing it for a long time now.

Might get something out the bag,

and I'll change my socks. I wore these

ones today, but these don't

smell because I've only worn them today.

The other ones I put in the bin because

they're really stinky, and my bin is

completely full and it's starting to smell

because it's full of rotting food.

So I put it here. Hopefully you can't

smell it. It was

in the bathroom, but it was stinking the

bathroom up. Smells okay now.

There's a ventilation fan up there.

Oh, thank you, Hamza. Not showering? I

showered today, actually. Did a complete

scrub down. I use shampoo in

all my hairy places, and I use soap all

on my feet. Gave my feet a good scrubbing

so it doesn't smell like cheese.

Okay, it smells a bit like cheese because

I walked around after

I showered. I had a walk around, went to

Uniqlo. And there's a dog barking outside,

which is weird. Didn't think you were

allowed dogs in the hotel,

but there's a dog barking out the

corridor— outside the corridor.

Um, oh, I solved

my problem from yesterday when I got my

video demonetized. Turns out that the

little graffiti of the naked woman was why

my video kept getting demonetized. I

edited it out and now it's fine. It's

pretty crazy the AI could detect graffiti

line work and tell that it's a naked

woman. And I got some beer,

different type this time. It's called

Wolfskraft.

It was okay. It's cheaper than this one.

And I got a chicken wrap for tomorrow

breakfast. I had that duck leg again

for the— for dinner, but I only had one

because it was so dry. Put the rest in the

And, um, Yeah, that's basically all I did

today. Went to Uniqlo, got some clothing,

went to the supermarket. Everything was

open. People kept saying everything's

going to be shut because it's a holiday,

but no, supermarket was open, Uniqlo was

open.

And how much did I spend? I spent about

€12. Got a pasta thing,

duck legs, a wrap, and a beer.

Not too bad. I think I'm spending about—

well, the other day I spent €20, but that

lasted me for 2 days. So I think on

average, including the beers and the

chocolate, I'm spending about €10 a day.

Spending about €10 a day on food, I don't

know if that's expensive. So if that's 30

days, I'm spending €300 a month if

I spend €10 a day. That's quite a lot of

money just for food, just for one person.

Maybe I should stop buying stuff and just

buy bread and ham and then make a

sandwich. I could probably make a lot more

sandwiches like that, but then I'd have to

buy mayonnaise and And

I'll upload a new video today.

It's been a while since I uploaded.

There's just— I don't know. Number one,

nothing really is happening to make a

video on. Number two, I don't really feel

creative, you know, because I'm not really

settled down. I keep moving from hotel to

hotel. It's hard to make a video about

something when you have to keep worrying

about where you're gonna live next week.

When I'm settled down at my parents' house

or my place, I didn't have to worry about

moving around, and I can just, you know,

start discussing topics that I'm

interested in or other YouTubers I'm

interested in. It's hard to keep my mind

on that stuff now because,

you know, I'm not really

settled down.

My mind isn't really on that kind of

stuff. My mind is on this week and how

the Turkish girl's gonna be, if we're

gonna get on well or not. Or if it's just

going to be another German girl again.

And I've just been binge-watching Peep

Show. That's pretty good. I watched a

movie, but I didn't finish it. It was kind

of boring. It's called How It Ends,

which is a bit of a stupid title. How what

ends?

It's not very original.

And Turkish girl, she's coming tomorrow.

We're gonna meet up, so I got this hoodie.

Hopefully she likes it.

Not sure what we're gonna do.

I guess I could take her since I mean,

not take her in that way. I mean, take her

around. Since I've been here for a bit,

I kind of know where the nice places are.

Where the touristy— well, I don't know if

you can call it a touristy place. I guess

I could show her the nice bits that I

found. I don't know about restaurants

though, because I only went to one

restaurant. It was that Mexican place.

There's a bunch of Japanese restaurants,

Asian restaurants. I'd rather just go to a

supermarket, but it's not very romantic,

is it? I don't know if she wants romance.

I'm not very good at restaurants.

Have I had kids with any of the women?

You had cereal with. Yeah, they're all

bearing my child. I have two children

in every country that I visited.

Don't know about restaurants. I guess

there's a nice looking one called Tokyo

Sky Lounge or something. I'm not sure what

they serve. Probably Japanese food. I

don't know if she likes Japanese food

though.

I made a little vlog yesterday and

I'm just gonna upload that tonight. Oh,

it's not really that interesting. I don't

know if people want to see it.

Kind of ran out of things to complain

about, but there's a few things about this

hotel I don't like. Number one would be

the Wi-Fi. They restrict you from doing

certain things like playing online games

or doing streaming, but you can easily get

around that using a VPN. The second thing

is the stupid shower is

rigged. They've rigged the shower so when

you set it to hot water, the water just

trickles out. But when you set it to cold

water, it comes gushing out really

powerfully. And that would be great if it

was hot, but I don't like cold showers.

So they've obviously set it so that loads

of hot water doesn't come gushing out, so

they don't run out of hot water. It's

stingy, isn't it?

So I don't understand how that works, how

they think that saves some hot water,

because now it takes me twice as long to

have a shower because the water is

trickling out, which makes the shower take

longer. So I'm using the

same amount of water anyway. If it just

came gushing out like normal, then I could

finish my shower in about 4 minutes, but

now I'm standing there for about 10

minutes because the water's just trickling

out and it just takes longer and it's more

inconvenient. And then the other thing

is the door, they close by themselves, so

you don't have to close the doors. So

that's fine, but people, they keep pulling

on the doors and adding force to the

closing action, and that makes the door

slam really hard. And when the doors slam

really hard here, The entire room vibrates

as if there's an earthquake. Oh,

thank you, Caleb, for the $5. Okay,

that's another problem, the condoms. I did

bring a box of condoms,

but she said she's allergic to latex and

these are latex condoms, and I don't

really want to go hunting for latex

condoms. Number one, I don't know where

they sell them. Number 2, I feel

embarrassed going into a shop and asking

them if they have latex-free condoms.

Uh, number 2, according to Google,

um, Turkey has had a 465% growth rate of

HIV in the last 10 years. So yeah, I'm a

bit worried. But come

on, what are the chances of it happening?

Of HIV happening?

How likely would it be?

Hmm. So it's either hunt down latex-free

condoms or risk getting HIV.

It should be fine.

I'm sure she doesn't have HIV.

Konaito's video responding to HMI is

getting more and more views. Well,

obviously it's not going to get less

views, is it? What did

he even say? No one's telling me what he

said. Why is it some kind of conspiracy?

What did he say that was so interesting?

Let me see how many views it has.

Why won't anyone tell me what he said?

It only has 700 views.

I don't want to watch it. I don't know, I

just find his face and his voice

irritating. That smug look on his face is

just really annoying.

Basically said you were speaking a load of

lies about him. What lies?

I barely said anything about him.

I haven't even said anything about him

since the whole thing happened. Why is he

suddenly making a video about me now?

Why can't you sit down? Because I like to

pace up and down when I feel nervous. Oh,

thank you, Harold's Visuals. Who am I

talking about? I'm talking about this

English guy who made a video exposing my

messages with Tomoko because he's friends

with Tomoko. And then

he challenged me to some kind of martial

arts fighting match.

Ah, I feel tired now I had that beer.

Will I stay in the UK after my traveling?

I don't know, maybe I'll

move in with the English girl.

Why don't I make more ASMR? Because people

don't watch it when I make it. It'll get

10K views.

What have I been doing all day? Well, I

woke up and Had

a little fiddle and then brushed my teeth,

finished eating my jumpies— do you

remember my kangaroo crisps from

yesterday? And then I watched some Peep

Show, and then I played some Frostpunk,

which I'm bored of now. You know that game

I was raving about yesterday where you

build a city? Well, the problem is my city

Um, started to get bigger and bigger and

bigger, and more and more people were

coming to it. And it was just getting a

bit of a headache having to manage it. It

was easy to manage the city when it was a

tiny little settlement, but then it kept

getting bigger and bigger and bigger, and

I had to micromanage all the factories and

the hospitals and the coal mines and all

this and that, and it just got irritating.

And it didn't really feel challenging

because,

because I had everything pretty fixed

down, you know. I had enough coal coming

in, I had enough food coming in. It was

just I kept getting— what was happening?

Yeah, I kept running out of coal during

the night. Because people were sleeping

and not making coal, and then the furnace

would shut down, and then they would start

moaning that it's too cold. It was just

annoying, so I don't really feel like

playing it anymore. And then I

went shopping. I went to Uniqlo, got

myself a new hoodie. I'm wearing it now.

And then I went to the supermarket. There

were so many people outside. It was a bit

of a nightmare getting to uni because the

streets were so crowded.

And German people, they just stand around

in the middle of the street, of the

pavement, standing there chatting,

blocking the way. Why can't they move

out of the way? Chat somewhere else.

And then I went to the supermarket.

Then I came back and then I watched a

movie on Netflix and then I talked to the

English girl for a few hours.

On Instagram video call. That was nice.

Now I'm streaming. Probably stream for

about an hour. I feel a bit tired.

Then go to bed. And then tomorrow is

Turkish car day. I watched

a movie. See if you can guess which movie

I watched. It's on Netflix. There's a guy

and there's— no, there's a white guy and a

black guy. And then some kind of

catastrophe happens in America,

and the white guy wants to go

and find his girlfriend, who's the black

guy's daughter. And then the black guy and

the white guy, they go in a car and they

travel across America to find the girl.

It's kind of boring, actually. And then

there's a car crash. And a policeman

tries to kill them, but they kill him.

And then there's a Native American girl,

and then she kills someone. Then she gets

really upset because she's guilty, and

then she disappears. It's a

bit stupid, isn't it? I only watched half

of it, and then I got bored.

Who's 14? No, she's not 14.

What do I think about circumcision? I

think it's stupid.

There's no benefit of it. It's not hard to

wash your foreskin. And then,

um, it makes masturbating more difficult

unless you have lube or you spit on it,

which is kind of gross. And then you'd be

rubbing against the inside of your

underwear all day, which must be

uncomfortable. So I'm guessing it makes

you desensitized, and then you don't even

give the baby the option. You don't even

ask his permission. You just chop it off

when he's a baby, and he doesn't even get

a say in it. If you're an

adult and you decide to have it done,

then that's fine, but most of the time

it's a baby, and the baby doesn't get to

choose whether he wants it to happen or

not. The parents just decide for him

whether a piece of him gets cut off,

which I think is kind of sick.

Who are they to decide whether I need a

foreskin or not? I think that should be my

decision, not someone else's decision if

I should have a piece of my penis cut off.

Yeah, I think it's kind of sick.

I would be pissed off if my parents

decided to carve my foreskin when I was a

baby. I'd be angry with

them. I don't know,

would I? Because I wouldn't know what it's

like having a foreskin, so how would I

know the difference?

I enjoy having a foreskin. I think it's

very useful. Number 1, it protects your

sensitive area from chafing. Number 2, it

makes masturbating very easy. And number

3, it looks normal. I don't

actually know what a circumcised penis

looks like, but I'm guessing it looks

weird when the head is just hanging out

all the time. The head isn't supposed to

hang out all the time. That's why we have

a foreskin in the first place.

You have one because it's supposed to

protect a sensitive area from friction.

If we weren't supposed to have one, then

we wouldn't have one.

What do I think happens when you die?

You die and then your body rots and

you're gone forever,

and there's no heaven and there's no

afterlife. And you don't become a ghost,

and you don't become a spirit, and your

soul doesn't go off to a special place.

You just die, and it's like how you were

before you were born— just nothingness.

You can't think, there's no dreaming,

it's just gone.

Trust me, I know. I experienced it, then I

came back.

Talk about the girl. What do you want to

know? She's Turkish and

she's a girl and she's

allergic to latex.

She's 23 years old.

Am I sure she's a girl? Well, I hope so.

It'd be awkward if I had to tell her to

leave if she had a penis.

Getting a bit bored of Germany, to be

It's not that great living in a hotel.

I'm not sure where I would like to live.

I guess it'd be nice to have my own place.

Aren't I ashamed that my family members

are watching this? No,

I'm not.

I don't feel shame.

Shame is a silly emotion.

What's the point of feeling shame? It just

restricts you.

Feel shame about what? That I'm meeting

girls? Oh no, single guys meeting girls,

how shameful!

Am I sitting on the toilet? Yes, it's a

pretty good seat. I'm in my own little

red-lit bar. I've got water on

tap, romantic lighting.

Am I autistic? No, I'm just more clever

than you.

Am I furry? Um,

only in my Private places.

Where's my battery

charger?

What color will

you be wearing?

So I can spot you.

Why don't I get rid of the rotting food?

Because my bin is full and I don't know

where to dispose of the bin. And I don't

let the room service people come in

because I'm in here. They can't come in

here when I'm in here.

What was I gonna do?

Completely forgot.

I got my phone out for a reason and then I

forgot why.

Why don't I do my bed? Because what's

the point of making it look nice when I'm

just gonna mess it up the next night?

I already told you I don't know where to

buy latex condoms, and I don't want to go

hunting around for them, and then I feel

embarrassed asking if they have them.

How would you even say them in German?

Maybe German people will understand. What

it means. Latex-free condom.

Latex-free condom. Condom.

It has an offline mode. I know,

that's not the problem.

Oh, I got a boost on Tinder. I matched

about 5 people. Do you want to see?

I don't know if I can show you this. Her

tits look a bit saggy.

There's this one,

24, she's a biologist.

And then there's this

one, she's 21.

Not very attractive.

This one's 18. Maybe,

maybe unmatched. 18's a bit

too young. And then there's this one.

She's kind of cute, but she's 19. I think

that's a bit young as well. I want to stay

away from below 20.

And then there's— no,

this one's not good-looking. There's this

Japanese girl. I'm not sure why I matched

her. She's quite pretty,

but she's 9,000 kilometers away, so what's

I asked her some questions. I was supposed

to put, are you— oh, you broke up now?

But I forgot the up and now it just says,

oh, you broke now? And then I put, I'm

looking for a Japanese girlfriend.

It works every time, trust me.

No, I haven't really had any luck on

Tinder.

There's this one who wanted to meet me.

She lives in Germany, but she says she's

not free until next week, and I'm a bit

busy next week.

Where's that other one? Oh no, I think she

unmatched me. Did she

unmatch me?

She did, she unmatched me. I said, hi,

I'm in Düsseldorf, do you want to come to

my hotel? And she said, what for? And I

said, I have something to show you. And

then she unmatched me because I can't find

it anymore. It's gone.

Oh, this girl matched me. She's quite

22. Says she's a gamer girl. I hate it

when girls call themselves gamer girls,

it's so lame.

Oh, I didn't reply to her. I got lazy.

Yeah, I didn't get many matches on it.

It's weird, I get loads of matches in

Japan, but in Germany I don't get that

many. Even when I boost, I only get a

couple, and I only get one boost a month.

I'm not spending money on boosts.

It's just weird that girls are surprised

that men are looking for sex on Tinder.

They expect you to be all nice and polite

and take them out on a date and woo them.

This is Tinder. Are you down to fuck or

not? If not, then I'm unmatching you.

Maybe I'm too manly for them.

They see me walking down the streets and

they tremble in fear.

What do you mean no one wants to meet me?

Um, the Turkish girl does, the Spanish

girl does, and the English girl definitely

does, plus countless others who live too

far away who I'm not meeting. Plenty of

people want to meet me, and a gay guy

offered me €200 to come and see him.

I bet more people want to meet me than

they want to meet you.

You just got destroyed by facts.

How does it feel?

I'm a bit nervous about tomorrow.

What am I nervous about? I still don't

think the same thing would happen with the

German girl. What are the chances of the

same thing happening? That's what I keep

saying to myself. But then I'm a bit

worried about something else I don't

really want to say because it might be a

bit rude. Might be a bit

rude. I don't want to say it now.

I don't know, she might be watching.

I don't think she watches my streams.

Okay, I'll say it very, very quickly. I'm

just worried that I might not be attracted

to anybody anymore and I'm stuck with her.

Shh, shh,

shh.

Oh, thank you, XO Cat. Can I ask

for a favor? You can try.

I had a weird dream about my dad, but I

can't remember what happened.

Okay, I'll say it very quickly. I'm

worried that I'm out of petrol, so they

might be borrowing, and then I'm stuck

with it for 3 days. Shh,

shh, don't make

me say it again.

There's a dog barking. Can you hear it?

Who brings a dog to a hotel?

Can you hear my beard?

I shaved it, but it just grows back again.

Before, I used to pluck them out one by

one so I had a smooth chin,

but I'm just too lazy now. I don't wanna

be sitting there plucking all of my chin

hairs out one by one. I want a

like on a photo. Okay,

I can try if I remember.

Send me a link to your photo.

There's hundreds of ways you can get rid

of rotten food. How? Flush it down the

toilet, couldn't I? It's not—it's

not all rotten food. It's you know tiny

scraps of little bits that I haven't eaten

because when I eat food out of a package,

I don't lick it clean. There's still going

to be bits left, and there's some duck

bones left, and there's a whole duck leg.

Just sitting there decomposing.

Do you think I should leave it out in the

hallway? That's weird.

Well, I'm only here for another day, so I

don't care. And I put my

other rubbish into the the paper

bag that I got from a shop.

No, I'm not letting the cleaners come in

because I'm in here.

Uh, sorry,

I don't want my privacy to be disturbed

unless they're gonna have sex with me.

That'd be pretty nice. Room service,

blowjob included.

Wouldn't it be nice if they just had a

button in the hotel and then it said BJ or

sex and you just press it and then a girl

comes up to your room and then they charge

you extra, put it on your tab or

something? Hotels could make so much

money. Do you know how much money they'd

make? Just from lonely guys in their rooms

that just press, uh, I feel like a BJ,

and then she comes straight up.

Come on, how many guys here would press

that button if they're in a hotel now by

I think a lot of guys would do that.

If I had my own hotel, I would

definitely offer that service. I'd make so

much money. What about businessmen

on business and they press the button?

$200 extra.

It's legal in Germany, so why not?

Well, it is half past 11. I can't wait to

go to bed. That beer destroyed

me.

2,200.

Oh, very nice.

Wait, what happened to the stream?

My channel.

Testing, testing.

It is working,

but there's no chat. Who needs chat

anyway? No one says anything interesting.

That's weird, the live chat has vanished.

But it's still streaming. But it's still

streaming.

What?

Well,

that's weird.

Ah, fuck it, I'm going to bed. Screw this.