late night chat

Testing. Is it streaming? I completely

forgot the stream doesn't save the VOD

if I stream over 12 hours. I nearly lost

my Sora the Troll footage. Oh my God,

thank God that person reminded me.

That was close. I was about 40 minutes

away from losing all my footage.

I thought it gets saved, but anything

over 12 hours gets lost. I thought I don't

really care about this last hour or so.

Yeah, it's saved, isn't it? The VOD.

That's so stupid.

The VOD. Oh my Whoever

reminded me, thank you, Jesus. I, I would

have lost the Sora clip unless

someone downloaded the stream already. I

would have been screwed.

This match is horrible.

Match is shitty. I reminded you.

You're the best.

Completely forgot.

Anyway, what are we talking about?

Sunny's sexuality.

Yeah, I nearly lost the best stream snipe

And also that epic walk with Momo.

Mustn't lose that. That was the highlight

Oh my God, now I know why I saw where the

troll just legs it.

Thank God no one snipes me.

Although I kind of did the same thing when

I sniped Ice, remember? I sniped

Ice and I just kind of stood there until

he invited me and Chihiro to drink.

I was just like standing around waiting

for an invitation and he was like, so you

guys wanna hang out?

How much you make on YouTube? Um, maybe

$1,500 this month. Oh, this month's

been so good.

This month's been great.

Content's been good as well. Blood Bucket,

Sunny, now Sora stalking.

Oh, @Sushi as well.

Accidentally walked past @Sushi Vlogs

first 2 weeks back in Japan.

So many things happened already.

God, this matcha jelly is disgusting.

I don't want to waste it though.

So what should we do next? Like tomorrow?

Turn Ice's stream on. Why was he doing— oh

wow, thanks for the gifted premium club.

Who got it?

Matt Chase, you got the gifted,

the gifted member.

Ice is following Japanese schoolgirls.

Who are they? Is he with them?

What are they doing?

Are they going to a love hotel? It's just

like, yo, I'll pay 400.

Oh, thanks, this stoop here, very

generous.

Want to go for another walk? I will make a

new sign. Make a sign saying I'm looking

for a Japanese girlfriend and then go up

to Japanese girls and grin and point at

the sign. Genius.

Are you going to leave stream when you

sleep? Yeah, I'll probably do like an

hour. And then go to sleep.

I should start my streams later so I can

end it later.

No, I don't want to do a sleep stream. I

want to jerk off. I saw so many cute girls

today. Thank you, Daddy.

Oh wow, thanks.

Want to go for another walk? I will make a

new sign. What sign

will you make?

I think my girlfriend's having another

episode. Why did she ask me, am I going

to make a new girlfriend next year? What

did I say? Don't like this.

Yeah, so weird

things floating in my— do a sleep stream,

XOXO. No, I want to jerk off.

Growing her in your girlfriend laboratory.

She'll be ready in 20 years.

She does whine a lot about nothing.

Gifted membership. Who got it?

David,

congratulations! You can now watch all the

old Chihiro videos.

What is floating in my tea? What is that,

like a tapeworm? I don't want to drink

any deeper.

Shall we do hanami? Yeah, can do.

Can do it at Osaka Castle.

Maybe Chihiro will be there.

Chihiro went there last year. She'll

probably be there this year too.

No, she was there 2 years ago.

I mean, she might be there. Japanese

people love going to Osaka Castle for

Hanami. They either go to Nagai Park

or Osaka Castle.

Hanami is when you have like a picnic

under the cherry trees.

The hell is Ice's chat spamming?

I don't know what's

going on.

Oh, is that Hugh? He's got black hair

again. He looks normal now.

Is that Hugh? He looks so different.

Because when he was in Thailand, he had

weird hair, blonde hair.

Romantic Hanami with Sunny.

Kimono yukata rental.

My girlfriend think we're on a date or

Yeah, it would be cool. But where do we

get the kimono? Also, I feel kind

of shy because everyone looks when you

wear that stuff. If everyone else was

wearing it— I went to a matsuri once and

everyone was wearing kimonos and yukatas.

I wore the Jinbei yukata.

Only 80 viewers. I had 150 and I had to

restart the stream.

I think she's mad at me. She's not

replying.

Stream on Kick. I already tried streaming

on Kick, don't you remember? I streamed

on Kick for months and nothing happened.

I got some viewers when I sniped Ice, but

then they all left again.

This is the kind of content they want.

Walking around, a bunch of random

people drunk.

Japanese drunk guy trying to kiss you.

Yeah, I don't really want to do this.

Fuck you. Oh yeah, fuck you. Fuck me.

Yeah, fuck me good.

I don't

know, maybe one day I'll walk around drunk

streets and see if there's crazy people.

Maybe one day when I'm really bored. Did

you enjoy meeting Sora? Yeah, he was

really nice. Very easy to talk to as well.

Not— I thought he'd be awkward and shy,

but he was really not shy. He was really

sociable.

He said he gives me permission to make a

video about why I hate him,

as if it would get any views. It'd

probably get like 4K views at most.

Well, I thought he was introverted and

it'd be kind of awkward, but he wasn't.

He seemed happier to see me than I was to

see him. It was cute.

He said he used to watch me when

we were both small little channels.

I don't know what I'd say though if I was

going to hate on him. Oh, it's not fair,

his content sucks and he got more subs

Don't you usually make up rubbish for hate

videos? No, I have like

a real reason to hate them, and I just

build on it. I don't actually hate them,

I just have— I find points to make to bash

them with, and then I exaggerate. But I

need the initial points in the first

place. Like, Chris Broad stood

me up. He promised drinks and then he

didn't deliver the promise. Anime Man

was telling viewers that it's none of our

business how much money he makes.

Connor was a tough one. I only managed to

make an I Hate Connor video because he

complained about being stream sniped, so I

thought I'm gonna bash him and say stream

sniping is just part of the job, stop

crying about it. I think PewDiePie's thing

where he refuses to take selfies with fans

is is really stupid.

It would only take 10 seconds.

Okay, if there was like a swarm of crowds

swarming him, then that makes sense. But

I've seen times where there's just one fan

and they're in the middle of nowhere,

like on a beach, and he won't even take

this. What's your next move with Chihiro?

You gave up. I'm not gonna do anything.

She's blocked me and she doesn't want to

talk, so I can't do anything.

Yeah, PewDiePie's stupid. He filmed the

vlog saying no to selfies and he put it in

the vlog to make like a message.

It would just take 10 seconds. Why not

And now Connor's doing it as well, where

he doesn't take selfies.

I would love it if I was so popular people

wanted to take a selfie with me. I'd feel

flattered, but they better put a beauty

filter on or edit my pimples out if

they're gonna post it somewhere.

Otherwise, then maybe I'd say No as well.

No, I don't have it in me to say no. I'm a

people pleaser.

Imagine PewDiePie doing IRL streaming.

Probably get like 20,000 viewers and then

the crowd of people following him.

He can escape in his Tesla.

I've never seen you say thanks to a worker

in Japan. I sometimes say it, but I'm not

very good at saying it. I end up just

going arigato gozaimasu.

I can't say it properly for some reason.

Why can't I just say arigato gozaimasu?

It takes too Long to say.

Too many syllables.

Nobody knows him in Japan. All the

foreigners know him.

Look at Ice's chat go. Yeah, what are they

getting so excited about?

He's just talking to some guy. Chat, kill

Ice for one, one, one kiss. No, no, you,

you kiss him. We do fat on— and then you

overdose. Yeah, but you're going to

overdose with me. No, I kiss him, you

overdose on fat. Yeah, but you're doing

fat with me, bro. I'm not doing by myself.

No fat for me. What day? What day? Who are

you? I'm not doing it. You got to— you got

to die with me. I'm not kissing nobody.

I'm not— well, they're kissing each other.

Weird content.

Look how excited his chat is getting over

the idea of kissing guys. Is he trying to

kiss the Japanese girl now?

Translate, translate.

She's upset. She said,

that's such a rude question.

Imagine I went around Namba asking girls

if they want to fuck for money.

Some guy is going to come up to me and

like whack me.

She's pretty cute though.

It's just silly drunken talk, isn't it?

Not as good as that emo in the park talk.

Emo depressed lonely time talks.

Do you think it would be funny if I did

this content? Walked around messing with

people? I don't know, I just don't feel

like that's what I want to do.

Get slapped in the face. I don't

know what I'd do if I had boundless energy

and confidence.

Yeah, I'd like to, like, I'd like to chat

to cute girls. Why not?

But I don't want to get in trouble.

My girlfriend said I said in my livestream

I plan to get a new girlfriend next year.

I never said that.

So obviously if I really am planning to

get a new girlfriend next year, I'm not

going to say it on livestream, am I?

Knowing that she will see it.

Would you date a 50-year-old woman if she

was hot?

But she'd need to be hot and have

a nice body. Not,

not like sagging.

Yeah, they could be hot still if they're

50, if they exercised,

kept in shape.

I want to see my Sora the Troll VOD.

Ah, my computer's frozen.

No, this is Sora's VOD. Where's the bit

when I arrive? I must look weird on his

stream.

There's the guy.

Oh my god, there I am.

I look so weird.

At least his stream quality wasn't that

good. It's just the phone.

Yeah, I look kind of normal.

At least my hair look good.

Like, what do you do in Japan now though?

Like, you're just like— wait, so like,

what visa? Like, what is it, like a

YouTuber visa or whatever you have to

have? I don't have a visa, I just have a

like tourist. Ask about the special word

that he used. Look at my face,

I look so nervous, like, oh no, what's the

next question?

Your comfy granny jumper.

Yeah, I think I look pretty cool.

My skin looks great. Thank you, Sora, for

not using 4K HD camera.

Look how good my skin looks.

I think it's because I got the quality set

to 360p. I set it to 1080p

now. Hear that laugh?

Someone donated ¥7,000 to him. Jesus.

Wait, is it like something sex-related?

Do you think it was on my OnlyFans?

Actually, it's still the OnlyFans.

That's my best story, isn't it? Stuck a

spatula up my bum and got banned on

Airbnb.

This guy just shows up. Has someone

donated ¥6,969?

What's up? Oh yeah, I am here.

Oh, you want to take a picture? Well, his

fans are awkward. Are you sure? We can

take a picture if you want to. Oh yeah,

let's just like do that like in a hurry.

Like, you Japanese too? Uh, nope, I'm

Thai, but I study here in Sendai and I'm

on a flight back, so I haven't thought

about Thailand. I didn't hear that

when I was— Thailand following me

Uh, he tried talking to me in Thai. I

thought I was saying good day mate in

Australian.

Wait, let me tell you something. You are

like a lot more chill in real life. Yeah,

yeah. Wow,

I seem kind of normal. It's weird.

I seem like I socialize all the time.

Damn, I look good. I was worried I look

fat and old on this stream, but I look

pretty good. I watch anime.

I watch anime. Zoro is so weird sometimes.

My hair looks good too. I'm pleased with

how I look in this.

Can you make a video? Can you make

a video saying like, uh, I got

assaulted by some other troll? Like, just

basically— damn, I look good.

Yeah, what about my problem?

I will give you permission. I actually

give you permission. You can do it. You

can do it. Just, I want you to make a

video saying like, Sora Troll sucks, Sora

Troll does this, and it's all bullshit. I

will freaking laugh at it too. Yeah, but

if you do it, can I react to it though?

Yeah, I will give you permission actually,

100%. I use this footage. Yeah, cuz like I

was waiting for you to talk about me, but

I don't think you ever did. I don't think

you ever think of anything to say. I just

wanted to say like, I think his footage

looks better than mine. Cuz I didn't show

my own face much in my footage.

How do I find it?

No, it's still monetized. I wonder if

it'll go yellow.

Well, I'm really pleased with how I look.

In the stream. I look good.

My hair look good too. Okay, where was it?

Uh, this is the train station, but damn,

my stream looks good as well. The quality—

I only got 720p.

Beauty filters? There's no beauty filter.

I like this bit.

Your stream quality was better. Wow.

Oh no, I found

you!

Yeah,

hello,

nice to meet you. I'm a big fan of your

channel. Oh, me too. I watch hentai. You

watch hentai? No. You're watching like

blue. You know what? I wanted to talk to

you too, because like I actually watched

your channel before. Yeah. I started my

channel. You're my second, right? Ready?

I mean, you started my channel. Like, I

mean, you started your channel like before

me too. I think we started around same

time. I think you started before my

channel. Wait, remember I saw your video?

He's so awkward, that guy.

He's just adjusting his trouser string.

Is his fly open? I have to

share a toilet and a shower.

Yeah, I have to share a toilet and a

shower. What? Someone was spamming

the N-word on the donations. I didn't even

notice. Who said

that donation? Sora the Nick Nick for

like 100.

Wait, I want

to see my face. My skin looks worse in my

stream than it does on his stream. Maybe

he does have a filter on. Damn, you can

see all the pimples on my stream.

I look way worse in my own stream.

Like, you can see the scars and stuff.

And it's all bullshit. I will freaking

laugh at it too. Yeah, but if you do it,

can I react to it though? Yeah, I will

give you permission. Actually, I use this

footage. Yeah, damn, my skin looks so bad

in my own stream, but I look really good

in his stream. What does he use?

He must have like a filter on then. I look

so good in his stream.

What?

I don't want to use his footage. I want to

use my own footage.

I don't like the bit when I spoke

Japanese. Bit embarrassing.

Who is that? My new friend,

Japanese man.

The gay Japanese guy.

Oh my god, I nearly fucked up the しゃ べ れる。

Why do I find it so hard to say しゃ べ れる？ 恥

ず か しい。 まあ いい かな。 自 信 が なく て じゃあ ち な み

に あの ゲ スト ハ ウ ス って 日本 人 ですか？

何 人 ぐ らい？ 何 人 ぐ ら いい る んです

か？ What?

I didn 't understand what he meant then.

He said, do I have more Japanese friends

than foreigner friends? I got a bit

confused. 本当 に じゃ ああ の ゼ ロ フ レ ンド って 感じ

ですか？ え 嘘 嘘 言 う 言 う で しょ さ す が に。 いる

いる いる いる いる 大丈夫 だ いる いる いる いる いる いる い っぱ

いつ も ら しい 大丈夫 大丈夫 いる い っぱ いつ ま じ い っぱ いい

る ち な み に さ ーん。 I don 't have any friends

in the guest house.

H ent ai, what 's your favorite h ent ai?

Four like five cool skin ners in Japan

currently in Japan hit Tokyo so I

have to go to like. It's so weird

seeing myself filmed by someone

else. It's like,

is that really me? I mean, it is me.

Going to— yeah, it was great seeing you.

What's your plan? This guy's like Ice.

No, cuz he was nice. Ice just asked like

mean things.

Ice, Ice just felt like he was being mean.

Sora was nice.

Oh, it's so embarrassing

watching me speak Japanese.

You know, you're my senpai, right? You

started YouTube like before me, and yeah,

I started YouTube before him, but where's

my 1 million subs, bitch?

Is like a great thing. There are great

things about being introverted too.

Like, what did he say after he left? Did

he say anything about me? Make my streams

my person because that's what I like to

do. Like, I can freaking do it forever and

I just never get tired of doing that,

right? I've been doing it forever. Being

an introvert is more that you can probably

not do it well, but you can focus on what

you want to do by yourself. So there's

like more things you can do. I'm done.

Like, obviously everybody knows about

this. Yeah, freaking Florida. Yeah. Do you

guys know Penguin Zero? Yeah.

Getting stream sniped by a famous

YouTuber. I'm gonna pin it.

It's me. Yeah, yeah. It's kind of like

obvious. So now I wanted to talk about

something. How long have you been in Japan

so far? So you were in Thailand, right?

Um, I've been here 2 weeks. 2 weeks?

Yeah. So are you gonna be in Japan forever

again or not? Where's my stream? That's my

stream. Like, I was waiting for you to

fuck with me, but I don't think you ever

did. I don't think— I couldn't think of

anything to say. I just wanted to say

like, the side of my face on this side is

like really messed up with scars.

All these dark patches on that side of my

face. Back in Manchester, I got these

massive pimples on this side. They took

weeks to heal, and after they heal,

there's like a dark mark where they once

were. But I'm taller than both of them.

People calling me short.

She's watching

my stream. The same girlfriend?

No, it's a guy. I thought we were

gonna spend a romantic moment. He left

because you— your TTS scared him away.

She said that I said I'm planning to make

a new girlfriend next year because of this

clip.

Who knows? I got dumped many times, just

end up getting a new girlfriend the next

year and then had a great time with the

new one. Not really bothered.

How does that mean I'm gonna make a new—

she doesn't understand fucking English,

that's the problem. She thinks she

understands what I say, she completely

does not understand what I said. I can't

even be bothered anymore. How'd you get

from that clip that I'm planning to make a

new girlfriend next year and then fucking

hell, I can't even be bothered. I want you

to— Oh my God, she really needs to learn

English before she starts accusing me and

getting pissed off. Nothing I

said in that clip infers that I'm planning

to make a new girlfriend next year. I said

I get dumped loads of times, but then I

just get a new girlfriend the next year.

I'm not bothered. How does that mean I'm

planning to make a new girlfriend? Shut

the fuck up. You're kind of serious

about it, and then— and then your viewers

might click it and they'll hate me. I

mean, they know I'm cringe to me either

way. I mean, they might— damn, my skin

looks bad. In my own stream.

I don't know if I want

to upload that.

Hmm, I mean, I could get some of his

viewers, but it's like a low chance.

She said, okay, I'm watching you. Yeah,

well, next time actually make sure you

understand what I'm saying before you

accuse me of saying stupid stuff.

Stupid question. Am I planning to make a

new girlfriend next year? No, next week.

She's coming around soon.

I want you to know, uh, getting fed up

being accused of stuff because you think I

said it when I didn't say anything like

Fucking annoying.

I hate being

interrogated and accused over nothing when

I didn't even do anything wrong.

Wow, my stream quality is pretty nice.

It makes my skin look bad. Why do I

look better in his stream? Well, I look

good in his stream.

I think my little jacket thing looks

pretty cool too.

Mix both shrooms together. Uh, it's more

interesting. His one's more interesting

because you can see me in it, whereas my

one, I'm mainly showing him because

I was nervous and not really thinking

about the framing.

Where is it? Oh, here.

Can you make a video? Can you make a video

saying like Look

like OtterCon.

What?

Thai guy.

No anymore. We're all hiding in my room.

That's— Ty Guy interrupted us for a

selfie.

That T-pop fever. Why is he donating to

Sora, not to me? Ask him if he wants the

Sora willy.

Yeah, that was fun today. I like that.

I guess I'll clip it and post it,

whatever.

I like my hair. I think I've done a good

job cutting the back of my hair. Maybe I

need to cut this bit a bit more.

Yeah, I might need to cut the top back bit

a little bit.

Is Sora actually gay? I don't know, I

don't think so.

I wonder what to use for the thumbnail. I

took some photos during the stream, maybe

He had a little fan attached to the back

of his streaming phone. Doesn't it make

noise?

I don't know why he uses a fan. Mine

overheated on the train and the

split-screen app thing shut down, but then

when I went outside it cooled down again.

I did a 12-hour stream and it was mostly

fine, and I walked around with this guy

for like an hour.

I was trying to figure out how do I exit

this situation without being rude.

It's like as soon as I go on a date, I'm

suddenly thinking, how do I get out of

What else happened? That was it really,

just meeting Sora, getting lost on the

train,

walking around with that guy.

Interesting day.

Yeah, I should have just said, oh, I have

to go. I mean, I tried. I was saying, uh,

I need to go north. I'm gonna walk 2

hours. And then he just said, oh, okay,

I'm going there too.

I should have just legged it.

I did that once on a date. She went to the

toilet and I just ran.

And then I'm eating my hamburger alone.

My hamburger.

Yeah, I do eat with my mouth open too much

because I'm trying not to bite my lip

when I'm really hungry and I eat food.

Food. Sometimes I accidentally bite my lip

and it bleeds.

I look funny eating.

I tried drinking the sauce, but it's

really salty. I thought it'd be like soup.

Yeah, I guess I'll clip it and just call

it I Met Zora the Troll.

I'm not going to make a video. I don't

know what to saying it was really nice, I

had a good time.

Now my girlfriend's saying I will

move on, I'm a normal human, I have

feelings. Feelings. I can't stay in toxic

relationship. I don't even know why she's

Why are you upset.

Oh, thanks, Froggy. This is Chihiro.

Really?

She said tell your viewers you want to

break up. Me now. Why?

I don't even know why she's upset over

something I didn't even say.

American guy's on the move.

God, he's so loud.

Oh, all my streams are monetized.

Wow, my ex-wife's

boyfriend stalking me.

You said you want to have new girlfriend

next week. She's mad because I said I want

a new girlfriend next week.

She can't detect sarcasm.

I literally said it in the most sarcastic

way. I need to poo.

I don't think I could have said that

any more sarcastically.

This is Chihiro, your ex-wife. It's time

for you to move on from me. I have long

since moved on from you. Goodbye, Daniel.

I can't believe she thinks I'm serious

when I said that. Oh yeah, I want to marry

Obama's wife tomorrow.

Oh yeah, I want a 60-year-old Japanese

girlfriend next week. Come on,

don't tell me you think I'm actually being

serious.

I think I need to poo.

Yeah, I'll talk to my girlfriend whilst

I just had the best poop. It all came out

in one piece. I haven't done that since

2 years ago, I think. Thailand really

screwed up my gut. Being back in Japan

fixed all my bowel problems.

I don't even know what that was. What did

I eat? Oh, it was the spaghetti, wasn't

it? Yes, the spaghetti and the sausage.

American guy is in the shower. He has a

shower before going to bed. What is the

point? You're gonna wake up all greasy and

sweaty anyway. I really don't

understand people who take a shower before

going to bed and then they don't have a

shower in the morning. My girlfriend just

dumped me and then undumped me because she

thought I want a new girlfriend next week.

Wife, ex-wife blocked me. Girlfriend

dumped me. Tough day.

Sex after shower or before shower?

I mean, shower before sex is boring.

It's better when they're a bit sweaty and

smelly.

Wow, all my streams are green. This is

great. Even the ex-wife's boyfriend

stalking me stream is green. I wonder how

much it made.

Should be— why

does Tomoko keep commenting and then

removing the comment?

I just brushed my teeth before going to

bed.

Thai girlfriend dumped me for the 20th

time this week.

Tomoko said my armpits smell, remember?

I put deodorant on now.

It still kind of smells though.

It smells faintly of deodorant.

Smell it.

We must know Tomoko's real age. It is a

mystery that has never been solved.

Here we go.

Tired. Uh, coughing a

lot today.

People take a shower at night to wash the

sweat and grime you collect through the

day off. Yeah, I'll just do it tomorrow

morning. It's the same. I don't care if

I've got sweat and grime when I'm in bed.

I'm in bed, no one's gonna see me. Who

cares what I look like in bed?

Unless you sweat so much you're like

covered in sweat from running

and exercising.

I couldn't care less. I'm in my— I'm in my

bed. I wake

up and then I'll have a shower and wash

off the grime. Oh God, every time you

open the door,

your bedsheets smell like shit. Yeah,

that's why you wash them, duh.

It's like washing your car before you

go through a safari.

Just go through the safari, get it all

dirty and then wash it.

My whole balcony door shakes and rattles

when he moves.

Damn, my hair looks good today. What did I

Yeah, it's like you go through Safari,

your car's all dirty, and then you wash it

before you put it into the garage, and

it's all nice and clean in the garage.

No, it doesn't really work because the car

won't get dirty in the garage, but the

human body does get dirty again in the

bed, even if you shower.

You get into bed and you sleep for like 8

hours, and you're sweating in the bed and

creating oil. You wake up in the morning,

you're dirty again. I'm dirty in the

morning. Hair's all— I can wash my hair in

the night and then wake up the next

morning and then my hair's all messed up.

And I'm all oily. I can have a shower at

night, be clean, and then wake up next

morning, I'm all sweaty and oily again,

and my armpit smells. Then I have

to have a shower again.

So I just have a shower in the morning.

Can't be bothered having a shower at

Could you see that? The whole thing's

There's also a lot of idiots riding these

motorbikes outside.

Those people— what is with people? Riding

these stupid motorbikes in the

1 AM in the morning, riding a stupid

motorbike.

My whole room is shaking right now.

Is it really Friday night?

Oh, it is Friday night. Everyone's having

fun getting laid. Oh my God,

we

can see what nightlife is like on Ice's

Did Ice get lucky?

He just hung out with a bunch of guys from

what I saw.

Oh, stock market's not open today because

it's Easter Friday,

so tomorrow I'm gonna take out the

Entire— what's your favorite entire?

I look funny.

I have aged though. You can see my face

slowly falling apart.

I think it's just as you get older,

the elasticity of your face starts to

drop, starts sagging.

Look at my face there.

Stupid wind's making my hair look weird.

Sora's footage looks better, better,

because we're both in the shot.

I should have done that too.

I did it for 10 seconds.

Learn about framing. No, I know

about framing. It's just in the moment I

was focused on talking to him, not What

the stream look like.

I can't multitask. I can't stream and talk

to people. Look at my stream.

Why is he so obsessed with himself? Who,

Sora?

I think this would be a good thumbnail.

I got the lines like Chihiro does.

I kind of look like I got the Chihiro

dimples too, with the— Chihiro had this

big line as well when she grinned down the

side of her face. I swear I didn't used to

have that.

And I got the crow's feet quite visible

now. Getting old.

I used to look good when I was like 28,

29, 27.

I miss looking younger.

It's all downhill from here.

I can't tell if these are gray hairs or if

it's just the light bouncing off the

strand of hair, because that looks like a

white hair right there.

Was he on his chest?

I like how he has the same stream setup as

me with the split-screen app thing.

He's got a bunch of cables. I guess one of

them's going to the fan,

but he doesn't have a selfie stick. He was

holding the phone— oh, I guess he can't

have a selfie stick because he's got the

fan on the back. That's why he holds it on

the bottom like that.

There's a mic tether or camera mount.

I don't know what that circle thing is.

Yeah, well, Sora's teeth were slightly

yellow too. In my defense, it's not just

I got stuck with that guy. 310.

Until 4:10. Was it? I think I escaped

before 4:10. It's like 50 minutes.

And then we were stuck behind these 2

people, but there were Japanese people

right behind us, so I was like stuck

sandwiched in between. I didn't know where

to point the camera.

Yeah, it's a fun day.

Apart from when I got on the wrong train

and Matsuya wouldn't take my card. That

was a bit annoying. I could hear American

farting next No,

he's very quiet when he sleeps. I don't

hear snoring either.

I didn't hear him jerk off.

I think it's time to sleep. I'm tired.

YouTube is bugged. When I press this

button, nothing happens. The edit button.

I can't change the title or the thumbnail.

I went on Reddit and loads of people

having the same problem.

I don't know if I stream tomorrow because

I'm kind of tired from today and I don't

know what to do.

Yeah, I'm gonna go. I need to brush my

teeth quickly and go to bed. I'm

shattered.

Destroyed, wrecked.

So see you maybe tomorrow.

I'm gonna edit the Sora meetup, turn it

into a video.