phone call with british girl

At least this way I can sit back too.

Where's your phone?

Um, I've just got it on my lap.

Isn't it quite far away like that?

No, it's pretty close because before when we streamed I had to like lean to my tablet.

Press ready.

Okay, ready. Oh yeah, I think the stream is working now.

That was weird. I don't think I can play very long because I think, I think she'll be back in a few hours.

How long do you think?

Maybe, probably an hour and a half, maybe an hour and a half max. She's not coming home late today.

Oh yeah, because it's like 3 for you, maybe?

Yes, 3:40 now. She has her own key now as well, so I'm a bit scared. She could just come home without saying anything, and then it's kind of difficult to hide stuff.

That would be awkward. Although, wouldn't you hear, like— because isn't there, like, a main door or something, or is it just No, there's no main door.

It's just one door.

Wait, where are we dropping? Uh, I'll just follow you.

Yeah. Have you been playing this recently?

I haven't played it. I mean, I played just to test it this season, but I haven't played since the last season. So there's a bunch of new stuff.

How'd you get the lightsaber?

Oh, it just dropped. I thought they might have taken them out. Because they had like this whole Star Wars thing last season.

Yeah, last time I played, I was doing that Iron Man.

Oh yeah, with the superheroes. Yeah, they had a lot of— they had a lot of collabs like that. I don't have a gun yet.

Yeah, there's a person in there. What if we both rush him with melee weapons?

Yeah. Oh, I don't know where he went now.

I wonder how much they paid to get Star Wars characters on it. They must have paid loads to Disney to get the rights.

Yeah, probably. Oh, it's okay. Mine, it lagged for a second, but I think it's fine. Oh, it's saying that my connection is bad, but it shouldn't be because I tested it and it said I had 40 megapixels.

Oh, someone's shooting me.

Help! You don't have a gun either. Oh wait, I found one, I found one.

I did 60 damage. There's also— are we in the same server? Because I'm playing on Asian servers and it's all Japanese people.

Maybe that's why.

Yeah, that's probably why you're lagging. See, he's a Japanese person.

Yeah, I mean, well, I'll be playing on Asia server too because it's your team leader, but that's probably why I'm laggy. Yeah. Oh, there's a reboot van over here so I can save you.

I've got 3 connections. I found out I can plug my Wi-Fi dongle things I bought for the LiveU into the laptop, and then they act as like an Ethernet connection. And then I use that Speedify thing, and it's supposed to bond all the connections. So I don't know if that's gonna make a difference.

I mean, it should make it faster.

I just want it to be stable. Yesterday was so annoying because I kept disconnecting for like 5 seconds and then it would reconnect, or it disconnects for a few seconds or 10 seconds and then the stream ends. And then I gotta start a new stream, so hopefully this fixes that.

Oh yeah, I saw some of the stream.

Yesterday was so annoying. The stream got demonetized whilst I was streaming, so I started a new stream.

Oh yeah, you were getting so upset over it.

And then I ended the stream, then it went back to green, but I lost half my viewers because I had to make a new stream.

But didn't it end up getting monetized anyway?

Yeah, after I ended it, it went back to green. And then, you know, you can get those Wi-Fi antenna things that you plug into USB slots.

Oh yeah, yeah, I know those.

I was thinking about getting one of those because the laptop, it can only have one Wi-Fi connection, but it says if I get one of those antenna things, I could have— I can connect it to another hotspot.

Are they expensive?

They're just £10, but I think my Wi-Fi dongle does that anyway.

Maybe it would improve the connection a bit. I'll listen.

This gun's weird. Someone who's actually—

yeah, I don't—

building.

I don't like these new guns.

It's like they're not doing anything. I can't get any shots on. They're too armored up. These guns are weird. It's like they're not actually doing anything.

Oh, they've still got the Star Wars blasters in the game too. Those are pretty good. I just saw someone dropped one. Wait, did you ready up?

Yeah.

Okay.

There's all these anime characters in it too now. I saw Kakashi from Naruto on it.

Yeah, they, they did a lot of Naruto characters. And some other one, maybe Dragon Ball. They had an event a little while ago.

What season is it now? Season 9?

Yeah, but they have like the season and then they have the chapter. So I think one of them, they completely redo everything and then there's like, they change little bits throughout.

I think last time I played was Season 5, probably 2020. I think I played a bit.

Yeah.

I, I thought I heard a Sea of Thieves banjo song just now.

Being just like a banjo.

It sounded like that song, the banjo song.

People are complaining that you're not reading chat, but there isn't really anything to respond to.

Yeah.

Oh, hi, Aura Morello. Wait, we should drop somewhere like, uh, somewhere with good chests.

Maybe here, down here.

Okay.

The whole map looks different now.

Yeah, they change it around a lot.

I don't like this weird metal chrome thing. It just looks kind of boring.

They added these blob things you can like transform into the metal blob.

Yeah. This time zone is probably not good for America.

Yeah, I wasn't sure if it would be better at this time.

It's 5 AM New York and 2 AM West Coast.

Oh, that is pretty late.

So they're probably all sleeping.

Yeah.

I think it's better if we stream in the morning for me.

Yeah.

But then it's like midnight for you. It's already 4 PM here. If she just suddenly comes home and opens the door, I guess I could say I'm just gaming, so I'm, I'm chatting to my team. I mean, I basically am chatting to my team, but I got, I got this mic out. It's not a huge mic, but it's still like a mic mic.

What do you think she would say?

I don't know, she probably just thinks I'm gaming and talking on the game.

Yeah. Wait, where did you go? In the tower thing?

Yeah, then I went to the top. There's a gun up there.

Oh, it's only a, uh, only a submachine gun. I don't really like those.

I like the shotgun.

Oh yeah, the— I don't know if they've still got the— is it the auto shotgun? I think that one's pretty good.

We're so far away from the circle thing.

Oh, I don't know how to get the map up on this.

Don't you press the, the minimap?

Yeah, but I don't know which button it is on the controller. Oh wait, I found it. It's like the left It's like the select share button.

How come you got a cat? Whose cat is it?

Well, it's technically my housemate's, but I think I might keep him.

It's not a young cat, is it? It looks kind of big.

Yeah, uh, he, he was a kitten. He's growing a bit now though.

I saw someone there. There's people here. Darth Vader.

Oh wait, is he still an NPC in the game or is it a person?

It's a person.

Oh wait, yeah, it's a person because they had like a Darth Vader boss battle in the last season. I got one of them.

Killed his friend.

These— maybe I can throw grenades at them. Ouch.

Oh, he nearly killed me.

Nice. They have a good gun.

Prime shotgun.

Oh, I got a lightsaber again.

Oh, they've got a Star Wars blaster rifle.

Oh yeah. Oh, you could get a lightsaber too.

How? Oh yeah, Luke's green lightsaber. That's so funny, they've got lightsabers. Can you deflect bullets?

Yeah, I don't know what it is. Are you playing on like mouse and keyboard?

Yeah.

Because it's just, it's L2 on controller, but I don't know what it would be on PC.

Right mouse button like that.

Yeah, it's really good.

What happens if I hit you? Oh, it doesn't. That's so funny. There's all Star Wars stuff. They should put Star Wars vehicles in too, like walkers and speeders.

Oh, that would be really fun. Or the, um, the pod, like the pod racing things.

Oh yeah, just turn it into a Star Wars game. It's better than that, um, Star Wars Battlefront. What does this do? Oh, I wasted it.

Oh, it's, it's the shield.

Shield bubble, shockwave grenade. Oh crap, watch out!

Oh, there's someone!

And the bubble thing. Damn, this blaster is really good.

Yeah, I like those too.

It doesn't run out of ammo, you don't have to reload. Uh-oh.

Yes. Oh, corn. Oh, I think we— wait, I forgot what button is for the map again. Oh, we've got really far to run to the next circle too. Okay, get running.

Maybe there's a car somewhere.

Yeah, maybe.

Can drive this.

Oh, oh yeah, wait, let me— there was a chest in here. Let me get in the car. Nice.

Added so much. I remember when there was no vehicles in it.

Yeah, I like the vehicles. They had quad bikes, but I think they might have gotten rid of them now. Those are really cool.

Oh, there's someone. Whoa, look at all this stuff. What did I miss? I thought I hit that.

Yeah, you missed. You swerved around him.

Is that someone? Oh, there's stormtroopers in it.

Yeah, that, that's just an NPC though. You can talk to them. Oh, they're driving after us too.

There's someone there. Maybe hide here.

Yeah, we're in the circle now, so we're fine.

Oh, I killed him!

Nice.

I think this is more fun than Sea of Thieves. Sea of Thieves, nothing happens for most of the time.

Yeah, you're kind of just sailing for a lot of it. Oh, I like the new, um, they added different like movements so you can climb up stuff now too and you can do slides.

Oh yeah.

I don't know what it is on PC, but on— if you press like the right R3 button, you can slide.

Maybe it's control.

No.

Oh, you can sprint.

Yeah.

I didn't know you could sprint like that.

Yeah, yeah, they changed it recently. Well, like a little while ago. Oh, and you can ride the wolves and the pigs. Wait, I gotta get on. Okay, I did it. You just have to jump on top of it. I think there's people flying down.

Oh, there's someone over there. How do you sprint on the wolf?

Uh, it's the same button as—

He doesn't know I'm here.

Nice. Oh, there's only 12 people left.

Nice. Oh, I dropped my lightsaber.

Let me heal. Oh, what's this? Junk Rift. Oh, I don't think that does anything good. Hey, what's this? I don't know.

Need a key.

Is it? Oh, maybe. Yeah, maybe you need to.

Oh, there's people shooting.

I did it. I don't know how I had to. A key, but— oh, they're pretty far. I don't know if I've got a gun that reaches that far.

I got a few hits. I got him.

Nice.

Oh, run! Oh, he jumped off it.

Safe.

I hope these aren't bots because they seem really easy.

Yeah, it might be because, um, we're sort of new to the season and they usually give you really easy people until they like rank you properly. I'm not sure what these new supply drop things are. Oh, maybe it's not a supply drop.

Which ones?

These ones, because there's a, there's a regular supply drop, but then there's these balloon things.

Yeah, I think they're just like outposts, like towers. Oh, there's, there's like a vault. I've got a key. Oh, you need one more key. Do you have a key?

No, I think because I used it on that chest. I don't know how I got it in the first place.

Probably looted it. Oh, you can jump into the middle and then it launches you up. Oh really?

Wait, how did you—

there's a rope and then you—

oh yeah, oh yeah, nice. Oh, there's some people down here. Ah, they got me.

I don't have a long range. Oh, I'm dying.

Oh crap.

I'm trying to run away. I don't know if I can still res you. There's no van, is there?

Yeah, I mean, there's only 5 people left, so it's only you and then like 2 other duos, I think.

Oh, they're following me.

No, no, that isn't too bad.

I should have got my lightsaber out.

Yeah, that's what I tried to do. I tried to charge them, but they had like an armored thing on their car, so they just hit me and then got me.

I wonder if the sound is okay on the stream. Did you check it? I think it's fine.

Yeah, I haven't seen. Wait, I'll just, I'll just try it, but try and listen for a sec. Yeah, it seems fine.

Okay, it seems like my triple connection's working well. I hope it works for YouTube as well.

Yeah, I didn't see why it wouldn't. My voice sounds weird. It sounds really high-pitched.

Does it?

Oh, the people say it sounds fine. Sounds okay.

All my SIM cards are expiring next week, I think.

Oh yeah, you were saying, are you just gonna get new ones or—

Yeah, I guess so. Go back to the airport. I don't know if they sell them outside of the airport.

Yeah, I don't know.

They cost me £30 each, so it's like £90 a month for those SIM cards.

That's quite a lot. Weren't you just thinking of getting 1 or 2?

I got 3.

Oh, did you jump out already?

Yeah.

Let me come down here.

Plus I'm still paying £40 for my UK SIM card, so if I get another 3 here It's like £130 a month on SIMs.

That's so much. What does the, the £30 SIM give you there?

It's unlimited 5G.

Oh, that's pretty good.

Yeah, so it's cheaper than the UK one by £10.

Yeah, I, I pay all my— I pay £35, but only like £20-something of that is for Like 20 gigabytes.

It's not unlimited?

No.

I need unlimited. I think I use a couple hundred gigabytes every month.

Yeah, I mean, if you're streaming, it takes up a lot. I think there's cheaper networks, but I don't know if they've got good service.

What, in the UK?

Yeah, and I've always used this one, so it feels weird to change.

Where'd you go?

I'm here, right? Oh wait, oh, you're on top. I got down to the ground. It still says low connection, but it seems to be working fine.

Yeah. I tried Modern Warfare 2. It was so bad. Call of Duty.

Is that the one you made the video about?

Yeah, I think it came out yesterday or 2 days ago. I should have made the review faster. It's so boring, Call of Duty. It's just like machine guns and you run around shooting each other. But there's nothing interesting about the gameplay. There's like nothing new or unique.

What is the gameplay like? Like, is it teams?

Yeah, teams. Team deathmatch, rescue a prisoner, defend an area. It's kind of like Rainbow Six, but if they removed the operators and all the different abilities and the barricade stuff.

Oh yeah.

So it's like a rubbish version of Rainbow Six. I don't know why it's so popular. You always get like those hardcore PC gamers, they're usually American and white and fat, and they're really into stuff like Call of Duty. It's such a bland game.

I'm not sure if I played any before. Oh wait, maybe I played Black Ops. Isn't that Call of Duty?

Yeah. I'd rather play Rainbow Six. It's got— at least it has like an interesting concept.

Yeah.

Just let everyone else kill each other.

There's someone here.

Oh, where?

Here. Oh, I got them, I got them. Nice.

Why did they just run up to us?

I don't know, they didn't have a teammate either. Maybe they died already. Oh, there's a key. I think you need 2 keys. Do you have a key too? No.

What's a junk rift?

I, I don't know. I don't think it does anything. It just—

It's like a lightning— oh, it drops a load of stuff.

Oh, it's like that thing. I don't think there's anything good dropped from it though. It just looks like gray loot. Oh, it's just flies. Wasn't someone shooting then?

That was me. Okay, I shot at the bell.

I got the icon.

Oh, oh, where?

Over there, um, to the southeast.

I forgot the button to build.

Oh, they've got a lightsaber too. Oh, I got them.

Oh, I was trying to build and I couldn't switch back to my weapon. What was that? Shotgun.

I don't know why I can't change my— because I have it set to toggle, but I'd rather have it so you hold the aim thing. I tried changing in settings, but it doesn't do anything.

Mine's on hold. Uh, someone— is that— oh, it's a wolf.

I think there are people, but in that place over there. Which way should we go?

Um, don't know. Where's the circle thing?

Oh, we're, we're in it, so we're safe.

Maybe go up here.

Where's the rope thing? I found it.

What does gold do?

Oh, you can use it to either buy stuff from the NPCs, or you can upgrade your weapons to different, like, higher— like the different colors.

What?

What's this? So it's the better weapon.

Oh, I'm gonna die.

Wait, why are you killing him?

Why is it so strong?

Because they drop anything good? No, they're just for talking to, to buy things.

Oh, I should have streamed COD. But it's so boring. It's like run, get a kill, die, respawn, run, die, respawn.

Fortnite is a lot more fun to play.

Yeah. And it's free. COD's like £60, £85 for the deluxe version. Can you imagine paying £85 for that?

Yeah, I wouldn't.

I paid £80 for Hitman because I thought I was going to play it on Steam Deck, and then I never played it.

Can't you get Hitman on Game Pass?

Yeah, but Steam Deck didn't have Game Pass.

Oh, you were right when you said, um, you don't know how they make money, because I heard that they're like struggling to meet their, um, like the money that they should be making.

Are they losing money?

I think so, or they're not making as much as they need to.

It seems like a weird business plan.

Yeah, yeah, you can, um, use these upgrade benches and then you can, um, upgrade your weapons with the gold bars. I miss when they had these like machine gun type, because I can't remember if it was the last season or the season before, but they had these like portals where you could fight demons and they dropped these really good Like, they're like huge machine gun type weapons.

We should move, the thing's closing.

Oh yeah.

Get, get in this truck.

Oh, uh, down. Okay, okay, I'm in.

It would be sad if Xbox shut down the Gaming Pass because it's pretty good, just £10 a month.

Yeah.

But there's nothing on it that I want to play. I always get games on Steam and then refund it.

Yeah. I mean, there's always, um, Fortnite on the app too, but I thought that we were gonna VC on the actual, um, voice chat. But yeah, it wasn't working because there isn't any voice chat on the app.

Oh, I had voice chat on mine. Discord seems to work better though.

Yeah, I think it's clearer.

Oh, it's people here. Can you shoot me?

Run them over.

Can you shoot him from the passenger seat?

Oh yeah, I can try. I've only got, um, like a shotgun and, uh— oh wait, I've got a pistol. I'm not very good with the pistol though.

He's still alive. He seems like a bot. He's not doing anything.

Why did he—

Oh, oh, who's that?

Oh, where are they? Oh, they're shooting from the, um, the balloon thing, I think. Oh wait, I can't see them.

Get into the truck, run away.

Okay.

No.

Oh no. Oh, we're fine.

It did like a weird spin.

Someone asked if you've played RimWorld.

Oh, I tried it ages ago, but it was too, too much. It was too complicated.

What sort of game is it?

I think it's like a colony builder. It's 2D, and then you have to build a base. It's like— it looked like Stardew Valley kind of to 2D flat graphics. I didn't like it. I heard an engine.

Oh yeah, there's a car over here. They're driving. Oh, maybe they took our truck. It's fine.

Yeah, they took the truck. No, our truck's there. They had a different truck.

Oh, okay. Need to get more shield.

Oh, there's someone here.

Wait, let me come around.

I'm missing every shot. How do you crouch?

Oh, on— oh wait, I don't know how you— oh, it's R3 button on controller. Like, it's the same button as the slide, so maybe it's the same on PC.

Oh, I died.

I can't get up to them. I got one of them. Is there— I think there's another one of them though, isn't there? I don't know if I've got time to res you. Maybe I'll try do it quick, like hide behind here.

I see them above you, above you. 4 seconds. 3, 2, 1.

It's fine.

Where are they?

I think they may be up on the top.

I'm trying to heal. Build some walls around us.

Oh, watch out! Oh, there's one over there too. Oh, they got me. They got me as I was Using my shield potion.

I got the build button. Where are you? I'm gonna build a wall.

There is like a new build mode now too.

Ah, I can't switch back to weapons fast enough. No, third place again.

Yeah. Oh yeah, there was one season, I think, I think it was like, um, earlier this year, and I was winning like over half of all the matches. I don't know how.

Maybe they were bots.

Maybe.

I don't think many people play Fortnite anymore.

Really?

If you go on to games on Twitch, most played game is Call of Duty now, then Minecraft, Overwatch 2, League of Legends.

People are still playing Minecraft. It says, um, on Game Pass that Fortnite's their top game, which is weird.

Is it?

Yeah, I think so.

Oh, they've got Master Chief as well. How many licenses do they have?

I guess because, um, I'm not sure if they brought Fortnite back to iPhone and iPad. So maybe it's all the Apple players that use Game Pass instead.

Oh, did they take Fortnite off phones? Because that— Epic Games had a fallout with Apple, didn't they?

Yeah, because they were taking a cut out of, like, a really big cut out of the purchases, I think.

Yeah.

I don't know if they brought it back yet. Are we going into this? I think this place is really busy.

Let's go somewhere quieter.

I'm already nearly at the ground. Wait, I'll try and run up this hill. I think Tilted Towers was really popular back in the day as a location.

Yeah, I remember that was the most dangerous area because everyone would go there.

Oh, is there someone?

Yeah, in the town.

Oh, I got— oh, I got them. Nice.

Do you have auto-aim?

No, I don't think so. Oh, you mean when it automatically does it? I have the button.

Yeah, it kind of drifts towards the enemy for you, the cursor.

I think so. Oh, what was that?

I built a—

did you—

a fort thing.

Oh, you built a fort.

I'm out of ammo. He's in there.

Oh, I've only got 17 left. I got him. I got him. Although I'm out of ammo too.

There's a goo gun.

Oh, I don't know if that's any good. Explosive goo gun. Wait, let me heal you with this lightsaber. Oh wait, I don't know how you— oh, there we go. I like the lightsabers. Still don't have assault rifle ammo, but I need—

Maybe inside here.

Maybe if I can find ammo box. Oh, they changed how these work because before they didn't take up an inventory slot.

What for? The trampoline?

Yeah, it used to just go in your inventory like as a not taking up space, but now you have to have it as like a weapon.

Where's everyone gone?

I don't know, it's really quiet now. I guess they all killed each other at the start of the match and moved on.

50 people died already. Oops, I forgot there's fall damage. Yeah, it's quite a lot of fall damage.

I don't know how to get down now. Okay, this is fine. I don't like these new Everchrome blast rifles. Oh wait, maybe this is a different one.

Was that you shooting?

Yeah, I was just testing the gun. Oh yeah, they've got boats. I don't know which way— oh, we're already in the circle, so we don't really need to go anywhere.

Yeah.

But maybe you need some shield.

Yeah, I need a shield.

Oh, there's someone here.

Dead.

I found— okay.

Oh, he's got a shield.

Nice. I wish that they didn't put, um, fuel in the boats because the boats used to be completely unlimited.

Were they?

Yeah.

Let me in.

Wait, get on. I'll stay still.

I'm on.

Nice. I'm not sure what else they could add to make the game better. I thought the last season was kind of fun.

Do you remember when they had— it was like a massive War. It's like 50 versus 50. Do they still have that?

Oh yeah, that's a different game mode. I forgot. I think it's called like Rumble, Team Rumble maybe.

That was pretty fun.

We could play that as well. Not sure where to go. Oh, maybe just in this next circle. Yeah, so we're safe.

The game just feels kind of empty for some reason.

Hmm.

But battle royale games tend to feel empty. Even Apex Legends feels kind of empty.

Oh, we ran out of fuel.

And someone's shooting. I can't get out of the boat.

Oh no.

I'm nearly dead.

Oh no, they got me. You're better at using the lightsaber than me.

I'm trying to get away. I'm running away.

I'm swimming.

Are they coming after me?

I can't tell.

I'm nearly dead. Where did that come from? It made me jump. I thought I was gonna get away. I only had a submachine gun.

Should we play one more, um, match of this and then do the team rumble? Mode.

I don't know if Team Rumble is that fun though. Could try it. Return to lobby.

Oh, do you want to do that now?

Yeah, I think I've only got 20 minutes. I think she'll be back at 6. Did you see on Kiwi Farms? They're trying to dox me again.

Oh, Kiwi Farms?

Yeah, it's back up now.

Oh, really?

They found the village where her house is because I filmed outside.

Oh yeah, I heard that they found the housing place.

And they put a red circle around the house they thought it was, but it's not that one. Which one is it? Oh, where's the game modes?

I don't like how they changed this, um, game mode switching thing.

Yeah, there's Browse, Discover.

It should be like one of the main modes. So shouldn't be hard to find.

Why are there so many game modes now? Horde Rush, Zero Build.

There's like custom-made ones that players make, but I've tried playing them before and they're always like kind of rubbish.

Oh, I found it. 50 versus 50, Zero Build.

Yeah. Okay, I'm ready. I'm not sure if I should get the battle pass this season. I don't know if there's much good to get.

Does it cost money?

Yeah, but I've already got nearly 2,000 V-Bucks, so I could just use them. Because it only costs like 950, I think.

I think I paid for this outfit. I bought a few outfits.

I got my one in a battle pass before.

Do you run in here?

Oh, oh, this is different.

This is like a weird player-created level.

Yeah, I don't think I've played this before.

It looks like Halo. Why does this look like Halo?

They've got all the old weapons too. Like, I thought these weapons were from old season.

Oh yeah, I didn't realize they've got weapons. Oh yeah, the, the original assault rifle and sniper.

Yeah.

The weapons used to be so simple.

Mm-hmm. I like the tactical shotgun. Not sure how you're supposed to get more ammo in this mode.

They don't drop their weapons.

I don't think so, because the players that you kill don't drop it either.

Hmm. This is like such a bare-bones version of the game.

Yeah.

Let's do a different one.

Yeah, maybe see if they've got the, the actual one. Are you going back to lobby?

Yeah, that one just felt like a player, player-created one. And there's like racing modes too. There's all weird random stuff.

I think they're all just player-created ones.

By Epic. Horde Rush. Is that like Left 4 Dead? I guess.

I don't know.

Team Rumble.

Oh yeah, that's the one I meant. I think, I think it's called Team Rumble. Yeah, that one. Let's try this. I might go back to sleep after the stream. Still kind of tired.

What time is it?

Uh, nearly 10.

10 AM?

Yeah. Oh yeah, this is the, the mode I was thinking of.

I think my voice chat was on. I turned it off.

Wasn't it not working before anyway?

I'm not sure. It seems like it was working. I don't know. Because we're in a team now. There's a Chinese person.

Oh, in this one you get to keep your weapons like the other one, to try and get good ones before you go to the main area.

I don't understand what we're doing. Isn't it just squads? It's not 50 versus 50, is it?

No, no, it is. It's just that you get placed in like a smaller team, but then we are on like a bigger team overall.

How do you see the rest of the team?

I think you can't see them on the top left, but you can see them on the map. Like, like they're the I think they've got icons, or they've got the little arrow things.

I can see the blue arrow.

Yeah. You've got to try and get good stuff before the circle goes small, and then it's like just a full-on battle until you get the right amount of score.

Yeah, or I'll just hide and let them fight and then steal their stuff.

No, you can't, because they— you don't drop your weapons in this. You just respawn with everything.

Oh.

Wait, I got a car. Oh no, I blew myself up.

Are the circles closing? How did it close so quickly? Where's your car?

Get into the car. Here. We've got, um, the— these big wheels so you can go across grass better.

Hmm.

Okay, we're safe. It should be the other team, but maybe they haven't all come in yet because circle's still kind of big.

There's a dotted white line. I think they're on the other side of it.

Oh yeah. Over here. Oh yeah.

Oh, I died. So it's first, first team to 100 kills?

Yeah, I think we're on blue team, maybe. I don't know how you check. What was that?

Winged bow is following.

What's that? Winged Bull?

Yeah, Winged Bull followed me on Twitch. Didn't you hear the sound?

No, but I've got my— the stream on silent, so—

Oh, it was like a ding sound.

Oh yeah, he said hi. Yes, hi Winged Boar. Who is the British girl?

Secret girlfriend.

Hey, what did someone mean by how many contires have you visited?

Countries? Con— contries? All of them. Probably twenty.

What are they?

But countries.

Countries. Yeah.

What happened to the Thai girl? She's at work. I'm scared she's coming home soon. I will just message her asking when she's coming home, so then she'll give me confirmation. Are you coming home soon? I'm getting flashbacks when I used to stream and then Chihiro would come home from work. And then I'd be scared she was angry over something.

When you were playing Minecraft?

Yeah, she got upset because I told people she hit me.

But you could, you could hear her slapping you on the stream.

Yeah, she said, stop telling them I hit you, and then she hits me and you can hear it. And then she said in Japanese, but you also pull my legs, because I used to do this thing where I'd pull her by her ankle on the bed. But it's not like that's violent.

Yeah, it's not really the same thing.

But that was like her defense, like in her defense to her slapping me. She she was like, "But Daniel pulls my leg." Uh oh, I think she's coming home now. She sent me a picture of her car.

What time is it there now?

Five p.m.

Doesn't it take her like an hour?

Yeah. I think we're gonna lose.

Yeah. Oh yeah, they've got 73.

Darth Vader killed me.

The circle is so small now.

Yeah, 100 people in this circle. I just died. I got shot landing.

Yeah, me too.

No one's building anything.

Yeah, normally in this mode they build like really huge towers.

Ah, they have Indiana Jones as well and Master Chief. Indiana Jones with a lightsaber killed me. Ah, are we lost? I think I'm gonna go because she's gonna be home within an hour. I feel nervous.

Yeah.

Bye then.

Bye.