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Why are stocks so interesting? 'Cause it's money, and money's fun.

How can you not like money?

Da da da du. Okay, yeah,

I took profit, £30 last night. I kept waking up in the middle of the night. Luckily I woke up exactly when that big, um, Trump spike happened.

Market tanking.

Don't know if I'll stream tomorrow. I mean, I could do what I did last time when I got mad because I didn't get paid, because I probably won't leave until 2 PM. So maybe— I don't know if it's worth it. I could do a 4-hour stream and make $29.

I don't know if I bother.

This feels not worth it anymore.

I'm making like $70 a day now. Yesterday I made,

I made $73 for 10 hours.

7. I could, I could make that on YouTube if I did a 10-hour stream on YouTube and I get a couple lucky donos. I don't know, like without donos I might make $30, so I would need at least $40 donos every day to make up for what I'm making on Kick.

Uh, I guess I can continue with KIT until it drops below $5.

Up £1, I'm short.

I

wonder if it fills that gap today.

Now the only thing I like about it is I can trade and make money whilst I trade by streaming trading.

I can't really do that if I got a real job, unless I got a night shift job.

$60 day trading, $70 streaming, made $150 a day.

I could not sleep last night. I was sitting there just

laying in bed until about 1 AM.

Mind was racing,

and I had this weird dream where I bought a house, but the house was actually like a previously used— it was like a car dealership kind of building with like a big entrance and a rotating revolving doors.

And then the upstairs floor, instead of having a floor, it was like a net. And then you had to walk on a net. And then I was scared. And downstairs was like a horrible dump.

Such a weird dream.

Hey, I guess last day today streaming,

and then Sunday check out, and then I'll drive back to my mum's.

I'll spend some time at home.

Today it will tank.

I hope so.

I'm all in short and I'm all in long. Can't lose. Oh wait, I'm not all in long. I'm like 80% long, 100% short.

Tomorrow's cereal, fingers crossed.

Yeah, I took profit here, £30. So I still got a couple longs there, all down at the moment. Open the short here.

Account's looking nice.

My P&L is nearly down to the 1700s.

Rubbish men came already, black bin's gone.

Got Amazon earnings and Apple today.

Tanking.

Damn, I'm doing good with the day trading. I'm making like 50 to 80 every day.

Smashed my P&L down from 2,200 down to 1,800.

It's not an addiction, so I'm not addicted to coffee.

Talking rubbish.

Who says you can't? Who says you shouldn't day trade because it's a bubble? I've got my P&L down to $1,834. Damn, be nice if I could smash that P&L.

Imagine the day I become profitable on this CFD account.

You don't have to outperform. Why do you think you have to outperform the market to make money in the market? The dumbest thing ever.

It's like saying you have to be the fastest car on the road to get anywhere.

Why would I not sit here doing this when I'm making £50 to £70 a day doing it?

Tanking. I'm up £2.

Bounce a little bit on the demand zone, rip through it. That's a bearish.

Stocks and shares ISA

not doing great,

up 3% on light strategy.

But I'm down 70 on Bitmine.

Could buy the market and make more money.

Well, yeah, if you bought all the way down there.

Okay, I'll just go back in time and buy that down there then.

What can you do if you can't go back in time?

Oh, buy here then. I did. I got 5x leverage long.

Yeah, well, when the April thing happened, I went short. I didn't buy. So I keep doing this thing where when it crashes hard, I want to go short, and then when it rips hard, I want to go long.

That's my biggest flaw.

Wow, earned 1p in interest.

Yeah, people in the Weibo comments were saying the same thing I said. They're saying that the deal with China is just gonna be worse than what we had with China before the tariffs, so why is the market going up so much because of it?

I wonder what the deal was. Can't be very good if he won't announce it until after the market closes on Friday.

I'm hungry already.

Well, I've already bought the S&P 500, so you keep telling me to do something I'm already doing, so what's the point?

I already bought it in my stocks and shares ISA.

Doesn't mean I can't have some money in a CFD account to trade with. I don't know why people are like, oh, why don't you just do one thing only? Why would I do one thing when I can do everything?

Thank you.

Come on, tank it.

CEX Shop only offers,

I think, £450 for the iPhone Air. That's not very good.

I guess phones don't hold their value as well as a Switch too.

Tank it.

We got 10 hours of tanking and ripping and tanking.

What they saying on Weibo?

I'm

hungry. Where

are my tweezers?

All saying it's gonna tank.

Which means it's gonna rip.

Trump cuts tariffs, China tariffs, after promises from Xi on soybeans.

10% reduction on

tariffs. It's not very good.

Da da na na na.

The one thing I'm looking forward to about going back to YouTube is there's no worry about getting the money taken away because I didn't talk or something. It's like the most stressful thing about Kick now.

Otherwise I just sit here not talking much. Now I feel like I need to fill the dead air randomly.

I love how on YouTube you don't have to worry about that.

It's just that, I mean, I thought about doing a YouTube stream today, but

problem with YouTube is it only pays once a month and I want that next Thursday payout. So I guess I got to keep grinding Kick.

How long until someone says, why can't you stream on both?

Yeah, I did that. Look how that turned out.

Facebook still tanking.

Damn, Bitmain tanked again.

It's holding this channel. Maybe it goes boom,

or maybe it goes tank. Then I'm fucked. I got way too much in Bitmine.

Neu tanken,

tanken.

Thank you.

Maybe add that £30 as my profit.

I took— I closed some longs last night,

so I've already made

£5.90 plus 11p plus £29.63. I already made £35 today. Or last night. I guess it counts as today.

I'm hungry.

Maybe I'll go along here.

Stop loss there.

Well,

might take my 50p. 54p.

Made £36.

Well, oh,

oh, oh.

Oh, my stomach keeps rumbling.

Ripping.

Ripping.

Ripping,

ripping.

Come on, London market.

Rippen.

If I could trade with 20 to 30K. No.

I feel like trading with a £1,000 account is a pretty good sweet spot.

But seeing Traveling Trader trade and seeing his gains and losses go up by like $80, $100 from one little tick,

God, that would freak me out. I get all excited over 50p. Imagine this is like— imagine this is £50,

or imagine if this was £5 every time it ticks up and down.

You got to ease into it.

Move stop loss.

Rip it.

I'm hungry.

What should I eat?

Bacon and eggs. My bacon's starting to go weird.

I should put it in a sealed container.

Ah,

thinking.

No,

no,

no.

No.

I said Johnny Somali's next trial date is February 2026. That's crazy, cuz Bong Bong's not showing up. That's

stupid. Bong-bong's dragging the whole thing out because she doesn't show up.

How come she gets to dictate when things proceed just by showing up or not? I mean, she should have to show up, or if she doesn't show up, then her testimony is void.

He's been stuck in Korea for like 2 years, hasn't he? God, that drives me crazy. You might as well just start learning Korean, become Korean already.

Ripping, ripping,

ripping. Oh.

Ripping. Where's my stop loss?

Ripping.

Ah, 70p or £1.20? Uh, 72. CP then. Okay,

I made £37 so far.

No, I didn't see the interview. Who's Alex? A tosy.

Why is Atozy so invested in this?

Apparently he even went to the court, to the trial.

What does he have to do with it?

Thank you.

Yeah, I really like that Legal Mindsets videos. They're quite fun.

You know what I wonder? Is the trial and the court, it done in English or done in Korean? Because you think it's Korea, so surely they do it in Korean. But then if they're like lawyers and judges, they must be highly educated.

They should be pretty good at English.

Since everyone there is basically English speaking apart from like some Korean streamers. Oh no. Or do they have a translator?

No idea how to say any of these words in Korean.

Plan for the weekend? Meeting my girlfriend.

Tykin.

What's this child sexual harassment thing? Apparently he just said lewd things in front of children at Lottie World. He didn't touch anyone as far as I know.

It's crazy, the guy's in so much trouble and then he just gets into more trouble.

How does he make money now? Like, where does he— surely he's banned from streaming on everything.

Play lewd TT. Oh my God, that's ridiculous.

So how does he fund his life?

Where does he live? Like, does he stay in a hotel?

I don't get it.

Where does he get the money to live off of?

I mean, if they're not letting him leave the country and he can't work, do they give him some money? I mean, what's he supposed to do? He lives with Hank. Why does Hank love him so much?

Seems so weird.

Hmm,

and that's why I don't want to go to Asia and stream, and I'd rather do this. And kill my channel, cuz fuck that.

Fuck streaming, to be honest. Not worth it.

God, back in like 2015, people were doing all this crazy stuff all the time. Crazy TTS getting in trouble.

Look at the stuff Ice did in early 2015. 10s and 15s.

He was such a menace,

like running around Walmart screaming, messing about with the staff,

showing fake IDs to security guards.

I wonder what's going on with Vitaly now.

Yeah, I'd be afraid if I was Greek as well. He said it was not fun, like some of the worst, most traumatic times of his life. That's why I turned down Ice when he asked me if I wanted to stream on Sunday. I was like, no,

no thanks.

Ripping, go along.

17p.

Oh,

ripping, ripping. 17p, come on,

17p.

17p. 17p. No,

17— no, my 17p!

No, what was that? Oh my God.

What? Oh my God.

Uh-oh. Rip it,

rip it.

17p. 1p. Oh, come on. Okay, give me 15p.

16p.

Rip it.

Uh,

reject it hard.

16p.

Oh, come on.

Boom it, boom it.

Fuck's sake.

Where's my 16p?

How many days can you hold a position? Forever.

Overnight fee? I don't know.

Don't know, don't care.

No, I haven't read any books, but I watch YouTube Shorts

that quote famous traders.

I always just say the same stuff, like don't overtrade, don't feel desperate to be in a trade, not trading is better than overtrade, blah blah fucking blah. Yeah, well, I still make my 16p. Suck it, 16p.

Yeah, £37 today.

I make my own rules.

Oh.

God, why am I so hungry? I don't get it. It's only 10:30. I'm not usually hungry.

Yeah,

I am happy for 16p. I do 50 trades, 16p,

that's £7.

Profit to profit. I get that P&L down penny by penny.

I'm back up to 835. Can we get to 900?

Short here. Go short.

I put my take profit there.

I put my stop loss, uh,

there.

So 1:2 risk reward.

I made more money than Traveling Trader did yesterday. He He didn't even do anything.

Loser. Oh no.

No,

no.

No,

no.

Facebook tanking.

No, gonna

lose 185.

Fine, then I'll go long.

Stop it,

stop it. Fucking hell, keeps moving.

There you go.

Long and short. You go short at the bottom and you go long at the top. These are my trading rules.

I trap it in between my short and long.

Tankin'? Yeah, well, I don't get any dopamine anymore from YouTube, so now I've got to do this. I used to do this with YouTube, getting excited about numbers, but YouTube's dead.

Tia,

down £1 long, down £1 short. That's how the rich stay rich.

Tanken? Tanken? Who the hell is Kickmaster? Why does he want to meet me?

Is he a hot girl?

Ripping and tanking.

I need to get the latest MacBook Pro to execute my trades

at lightning speed.

Ripping.

Come on, do something.

Thank you.

Computer's so noisy.

Tanking. What happens if I put water into the vape? It's nearly finished. See, look,

my mango.

Come on, tanking.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. This boring.

What's it doing?

Come on, tanking.

I've got $100 in my Amazon Affiliates account.

Use my link, guys.

Thank you.

Tankin',

tankin'.

Come on, 26p.

Uh,

oh God.

Zeigen.

That's tight.

Tankin', tankin' and rippin', rippin' and tankin'.

Come on, 26p.

Oh.

Come on.

My tongue hurts. I picked out this lump of plaque and it left a hole where it was, and the hole's a bit rough, and I keep rubbing the hole with my tongue for some reason, and now my tongue's all scratched up. Just feels weird having a hole there,

like a nugget of plaque.

And then I crunched it up with my teeth, like it's all crunchy.

Tankin',

tankin'. Oh, take it.

Ah.

Ah.

No.

Ah.

No.

Thank you. Come on.

Damn, London market is boring today.

Don't tell me it's just gonna be flat until— I thought they already know what the deal is with China, 10% off tariffs.

No,

tanking.

Yeah,

what? It just went from there to there.

No.

Oh, I've got no more money.

Just going in this line.

That thing is gonna tank in.

God, it's boring today. Pit

mine tanked.

Russell tanked.

Silver bouncing. Oh God, Iron tanked.

Meta gonna tank more.

Come on.

How are you supposed to know if it's tanking if I don't yell tanking?

Yes, come on! Why didn't it take profit? It touched the line.

Oh my God, why? It should have triggered take profit.

Give me 20p. Come on, it touched the line!

Oh, fuck you then, I'm gonna do it myself.

Why is it not taking profit?

Oh, there you go. 21, 21p. Nice,

that's a cup of coffee.

I can't go along anymore. I've got zero money.

My lungs getting wrecked.

Ripping.

Video games boring.

Maybe if you made money or lost money every time you killed someone or died, then it would be fun. Imagine every time you die in battle, if you would lose 10p.

Every time you kill someone, you make 20p.

Then that would be fun.

Imagine Escape from Tarkov used real money, like you loot stuff and sell it for real money. Now that would be fun.

Gaming's boring because you don't get anything out of it that you can use in the real world.

Ripping. At least we're above 800 again.

Could be worse.

I'm getting my P&L down by making 20 pence. You think I'm only gonna make 20 pence for the whole day by making a statement like that? I'm gonna be doing this all day. You guys make the dumbest statements ever.

Ripping. I've made £37 today

and then you're like, don't bother, there's only 20p. Oh God, these people are so stupid.

I've made £37 doing this today.

How much I made this month? I reduced my P&L from 2,100 down to 18— 1,840. So you do the maths.

I don't have any losses. What are you talking about? What losses? I didn't close the position, so I haven't lost anything.

I only close out the winners.

I still got all the shorts. I haven't lost anything. What are you talking about? Look.

I've still got all my shorts.

Goddamn boring today. It's just zigzagging.

How'd I already make 37 today? Because

Trump had his meeting with Xi Jinping and then it ripped and I took profit. It ripped up to there.

I closed one of my longs, £30 profit. I closed another long, £5 profit.

I don't remember what trades. It was back in 2021.

I remember Pinterest, I lost a couple hundred on. I wonder what Pinterest is doing now. It's probably like $2. $32.

Where's 2021? It doesn't even go far back enough. Or does it?

Oh, it does. Yeah, I think I bought Pinterest like up here.

So if I kept holding it, I would have been down loads.

Yeah, Pinterest was one of those 2021 meme stocks and then tanked like all the other ones did.

Rippen.

God damn, London market is boring today.

Might make food.

Oh yeah, that's like saying doing Uber Eats is gambling because when I get a tip, it's exciting.

No, it's not gambling just because you enjoy it or get pleasure. Oh God, my bacon's messed up. Maybe at the bottom though. At least time I cook the hash browns properly, please, because yesterday was disgusting.

Frozen in the middle hash browns.

Probably gonna chuck these berries in the bin. I'm not gonna make another crumble.

I should have put it in the rubbish today. Actually, it's still out there. The recycling people haven't come yet. I can't be bothered to go out again.

Fried egg.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun. Eggie.

Very flat today.

Not worth bothering scalping when it's like this.

Practice self-control.

I'm excited for my road trip tomorrow. Two hours drive. Got some new music.

I've got my Tesla membership as well. I paid ninety pounds for a whole year. You get seven seven pounds fifty a month that comes to, which means I only have to do one trip to my mum's and back to break even. On that investment. I charge 60 kilowatts, let's say 15p per kilowatt. That's about £12 savings. I

already made back the monthly cost of the membership. Now that is genius.

Now if I did more than one trip, let's say 2 or 3 trips a month, easily making back my money in savings.

Market ripping.

No, it couldn't run Bitcoin miners unless there's like a multi-socket adapter for the car socket.

How could you plug it into the car socket if the Tesla's charging in the car socket?

My

neighbors are not here anymore. They went on holiday. It's been nice. Gonna have to be quiet.

I need to pee. I wonder if I can pee before the oil starts sizzling.

Pay in.

Ah, ah, ah.

How is there hair stuck there? Is this hair stuck to the walls randomly?

Whatever.

I don't understand who put that stag there. It must be the previous tenant, but how are they— were allowed— how were they allowed to just put permanent fixtures?

Did they get their deposit back? I thought you're supposed to leave the place as it was.

I use the underside of the bacon because it's fresher.

Eggshell everywhere, aren't there?

Ah, it's stuck.

Bacon and egg and the egg and the bacon. Bacon and egg with the egg and the bacon. Bacon and egg and the bacon.

It's burning.

Surely done.

Egg and the bacon with the bacon and egg. Egg and the bacon with the bacon and egg.

Salad here.

Ah, hopefully it's cooked in the middle this time. Damn, market is boring today.

Oh, look at that crispy egg!

Best food ever.

Oh

yeah.

Oh, oh, perfectly cooked.

With that hash brown and the yolk.

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,

I don't know. I don't know, I don't know.

Another weapon.

Up 75p.

Market ripping.

Whoa.

Yeah,

£2.28 take profit triggered.

I'm up £40 today.

Repping.

Ah,

why does everyone here drive estate cars? Estate station wagons, such ugly cars.

Real men drive estate cars. They're very handy because you can fit long planks of wood in them like my dad used to. My dad used to go to B&Q, put these long planks in the cart. He had a mistake as well.

I made £39.55 today.

How much did you make trading? Yeah, nothing, because you're like, oh, why don't I put it all as a bid by 100?

Nice, I got no big pimples coming.

Just hope I don't wake up tomorrow morning with one big red one.

Come on, a rippen.

Tankin'. I'll go short here. Stop loss,

stop loss there.

Short this big green candle. Take profit there.

Oh God.

Tank it. Why? Oh,

tank it.

Oh no, 29p lost.

Ah.

It's gonna rip back up there, isn't it?

Why is my tap dripping?

It's not my tap, but I can hear something dripping. You wet pussy.

Must be the conservatory.

I can't stand the sound of a dripping tap.

It's really annoying.

Oh, now is it tanking?

All in short,

about my stop loss there.

Oh,

ripping.

Really better off just not having a stop loss most of the time.

Fucking hell. 50p lost.

No more shorting.

Too strong.

Ripping.

Rip

it.

Rippen.

Hey Luffy, how's Thailand?

Come on, rip it!

Still raining. Jesus.

Rippen. You must have made some money. Yeah, I made like 150.

Actually, I think I made nearly 200.

Bah,

bah.

I want to see it get back up here.

Facebook dragging us down.

Damn, Bitmain tanking.

Wish I could short it.

Damn, what's that? Up 300%.

Collab with Emiru. Collab with that puss, more like.

See, she'd date a guy like Mizkif, but she wouldn't date a guy like me.

A guy like me wouldn't SA her,

but they never go for the nice guys, do they?

They're like, oh, he's not masculine enough, so they get with a masculine guy, and then the masculine guy SAs them.

And then they're like, why did he do that? I don't know, maybe because he's got too much testosterone. You wanted a masculine guy, didn't you?

Up 2 pounds.

Up £1.88.

Up £2.20.

Might take profit at £4.

Rip it,

rip it. God

damn it,

tanking.

America's waking up now.

Pump some

liquidity.

Pump it.

Pampe.

Ah,

pampe.

Pump

it.

America's waking up. The sleeping giant. What they gonna do?

Do not dump it.

So that's London low. We swept London low, Asia low there.

Bounce off London low.

Oh God, I lost it all.

No, my £2,

all gone.

Uh, do I dream about charts? No, I'm not that obsessed.

Although I did keep waking up in the night to check the Asia market. Thank God I did.

Wild stuff was happening with the Trump meeting.

Pump it.

Pump it.

Come on,

got 2 hours until market open.

I might do some exercise.

Exercise.

The worst part of the day,

but it has to be done for these gains.

Oh,

first

I start off with the vertical handplant.

Whoa,

damn.

The vertical handplant with the bicep pump.

9. I do this every day, why does it not get easier?

1,

2,

3, 4, 5,

6.

7,

8, 9.

Ah,

market ripping.

God, I'm getting weaker. I can only do 15 now. The hell?

I used to do 20. I think it's because I'm doing proper form now. That's why.

Oh God,

market pumping.

I need some smaller weights so when I'm tired with the 12 kgs, I can still keep going. That's what I did in Thailand.

I went, I started at 15 kg, did 1 rep, then went down to 12, did 10 reps, went down to 10, did 5 reps. And then I'd just do the 5 kgs until I couldn't pick up a piece of paper anymore.

I mean, I got a second bar and I could put on a 5 kg.

2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,

10.

1, 2, 3, 4,

5, 6, 7, 8,

9,

10. Huh. I need fresh air.

I'm getting so stuffy.

My set's still pretty big though.

Market ripping.

Come on.

Ripping

up £3.

£3.20. Whoa, nice push. £3.60. Here we go. £3.70.

Failing. Oh no, no, no.

Come on, reclaim it. Where's my £3.80?

Ripping, ripping.

It goes up 3, comes down 3.

Come on,

put my stop loss.

£3.26 or £3.80, which one you going to give me?

Let the fates

decide. Uh, £3.20. Okay then,

I made £42 today.

I still got too many shorts.

I think sweep liquidity and then go back down.

Not gonna short it though.

Sweep liquidity and then down.

My thesis.

Uh, this is London high, isn't it? Yeah, that's London high.

That was London low. We swept low, now we swept high. Now what?

I've only got 3 longs now.

If it rips hard, I'm in trouble.

I don't know if I want to jump back in

long, because if it rips hard, I'll be back in the 700s.

Like it could rip back to these highs.

One more exercise. One.

2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,

8, 9, 10. Done for the day.

Ah, heating off.

Charger in.

We done.

Now trading.

Ready for market open.

It's tanking.

Might go long here. 10 units,

just in case. We're not done ripping.

Oh, partial.

Bicep, bicep ripping, tanking.

Bounce here,

or are we crashing through London low?

You got London low.

London low,

Asia low.

And London high up here.

Got London high there.

These are the levels for today.

I

still got ages until market open.

Hmm, interesting.

Stocks and shares ISA down £80 today because of gold and bitmine tanking.

Gold tanked.

Bitmine really dragging me down.

Is it gonna tank?

Looks like we're tanking.

Look how many times it hit this. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 times. No breakout.

Market looking weak.

We got 8 hours left for this.

Uh, I can't wait to have my weekend break. I'm so bored doing this every day.

Tankin'. Account balance hasn't moved much.

$27.75.

I spent $2,500 this month. Damn.

Ripping.

Might play some Battlefield. Nothing's happening.

1-hour battlefield.

Come on, Battlefield.

I don't know.

Bao vội.

Instant unlocks.

No thanks. Maybe I'll try this one. Large scale.

And I might make a new dumbbell.

10 seconds.

I want to make a lighter dumbbell so I can do more reps.

We're in the tank, tanking.

This is a new map. Oh crap. Cool, the oil fields.

Another brown level. Great, let's just have brown levels all the time. Love it. At least the lighting's pretty cool.

It's going pretty smooth.

Oops, shooting my own people.

Red tank blowing up.

Uh.

Oh my God, I got him! Did you see that skill?

Whoa!

Whoa,

what?

Precision bomb.

We're losing.

Oops, wrong button.

We moving.

Ah.

I'm under the turret. That's pretty funny. Hello, I'm under the turret.

Oh, I got him with the grenade launcher.

Oh, I got him in the back. Oh, what?

I'm number 5.

We're still losing.

This is way more fun than battle royale. I hate battle royale. Boring. Okay, no.

Medic,

come on, I'm right here.

Nice.

Well, I got him. Oh, I got him too. I got 2 people.

Did you see that?

Oh no.

Oh, I got him. I got the whole squad. Did you see that? Oh, we got him too.

How did that— oh, I got him again!

That's so good.

I just killed like 5 people.

What? Why? I clicked it and it didn't shoot.

Oh my God.

I swear I clicked the

mouse button.

Ah, I got run over.

Oh, I'm number 1. Look, I'm number 1. What?

I'm number 1.

Look, out of 64 people,

I'm number 1,

and we're winning the game as well, and I'm number 1.

Ah,

that's what you get for standing in the open.

I'm still number 1. This game's pretty fun sometimes.

You just have to not overdo Do it.

Oh,

he dead.

Well, I got the gun.

Well, all that, only 30 damage.

Whoa,

what's that? Ow!

Where's it coming from?

Ah, look at the tank.

Oh, number 2.

Japan shipping.

It says fune. Well, why does it disappear? It says boat.

Go, go, go!

Come on, go! I'm lagging.

Come on, miss every shot.

I need that 3x scope.

I don't know if I've unlocked it.

No, I don't have it.

We're losing.

Come on, go in! I'm lagging.

One.

Captured.

Where are they?

We're still winning. I'm number 2.

Can I drive the car? Oh, that'd be cool if you could.

If you shoot the oil, does it catch on fire? Oh, that would have been cool.

Don't know if that would happen in real life.

Oh,

where's the, um, engineer?

Get rid of that tank.

Oh, 130 damage.

What?

We're winning.

I'm number 2. I don't know how I got so many points.

Ah,

where's that guy?

What's

that?

What was

that?

Oh, come on, I shot him. Well, Market's tanking, really.

Whoa, my God, I missed that massive tank. Damn.

Holy shit.

Holy shit, it's tanking.

We're back at London Low. Are we gonna break London Low?

I need another monitor.

Wow.

Holy shit, I predicted that tank. I told you we swept liquidity London high. Maybe we're gonna go for Asia low,

or are we gonna bounce here?

Whoa, we're going for Asia low.

Maybe I'll go short here.

My browser's lagging.

Take profit Asia low. God, my computer's lagging so much.

I'm aiming Asia low for take profit.

I missed that massive tank. Cuz I'm playing this.

Come on, reload! What? It's lagging so much.

He dead.

Damn, I'm lagging.

Ah, stop blowing up everything.

Oh, I got him reloading.

Where's he gone? I can only do 50 damage

and then I lose them.

There's too many of them here.

Oh.

Was that

enemy?

I'm missing. What happened to the market? Is it going for Asia low? Oh, it Ripped. I got stopped out.

Uh, 72p loss.

Are we bouncing off London Light?

Maybe I'll go long.

Bounce pretty hard, London Light.

Okay, I'm long.

I was hoping it was gonna break to Asia low. It's tanking again now, for God's sake.

I went long.

I'm number 5 now. Come on,

I need a better computer. I can't game and trade, both of it lags.

Boo la boo!

And dead again.

I'll trade on my phone then.

Lying.

Go! I'm lagging so bad.

Oh,

what? How did he see me in the bush?

Bouncing. I'm up. 30p on my long— fucking hell.

Whoa, come on, where's my tool?

Healing,

go, go, go!

No, heal the tank.

Reloading. Stay still.

Oh God, it's still tanking.

I'm back at number 5.

Hey, where's he gone? Come back!

No,

no, our tank!

What? How did that not hit? I was right in front of it.

Is it really gonna bounce here? We might go for Asia low.

I'm going short.

Vic's up 1%.

Looks like we're going for Asia low.

They're snipers.

No, not on the rock.

What?

I'm up £1 on my short.

Medic, we're dropping Asia low. Coming.

I can't be playing games. Where's the trading at? Close game.

The hell happened?

Okay, so we swept highs. Damn, that was a massive tank. I missed it.

Wanna go for Asia low.

Asia low coming.

Oh, look at that tank. I missed that

Facebook tanking.

I don't know what happened. I just think it swept liquidity up there and tanked. I don't know if there was any news.

Come on, Asia low!

That's Asia low, isn't it? Tanking. I'm up £2.

I'm all in short. I've got some dry powder for longs, so I'm more short than long.

Up £2.50.

Whoa, look at that tank! That's massive.

Maybe we do get back to that gap.

Whoa, tanking,

tanking. Might bounce hard here. Whoa.

Whoa,

come on, Angelo!

I'll take that £4.50.

Give me the £4.

Don't bounce above it.

Come on.

No.

Yeah.

No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah, no, no, yeah.

One more.

Dump it.

Come on, I'm so close. No.

No, no,

give me my £4. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yeah, no, no, yeah.

Oh, come on, why is it gonna stop there?

£4. Come on.

Yes, £4.46.

Nice. I made £45 today.

And now my lungs are drowning up here.

See if it takes Asia low.

I guess the China deal wasn't very good.

I think I still got more shorts. I can go 0.11 units, or yeah, I'm slightly more long— no, wait, I'm slightly more short than long. So if it does tank, I'll be going up. You think that's the bottom Asia low?

Could try long. I try long there.

Up 41p. Whoa.

Bouncing, bouncing. Oh, £1.16, I'd take it.

Made £47 today.

Well, if it comes back down,

I might go for point 0.8 units if it comes back down there.

Damn, it bounced exactly off Asia low.

Look, exactly off London high, exactly off Asia low.

What a tankin'.

That's the tankin'.

My jumper,

cold. 15 kgs. Let's see if I can still lift the 15 kg.

15 kg attempt.

Oh, I can still do it.

3.

Okay,

you think that's the top?

What of

the bounce? Go short again.

Stop loss there,

take profit there.

Come on, the tanking.

Risk £2.

Next low would be this one.

Come on, tanking.

Wasn't a very strong bounce.

Up 36p.

Tankin'.

Come on, a tank in. Give me my £10.

I made £46.82 today.

How far am I away from £1,700?

Oh, I'm £23 away from £1,700. On my P&L.

Come on, tanking.

Oh God, Bitmain's gonna look ugly, isn't it? Oh, 48. God damn it, I'm down hundreds on Bitmine.

I'm up £2 on my short.

Testing Asia low again. Oh.

Come on, break Asia low.

Tankin'. Damn, someone's got some big oil canisters coming. I can hear it rolling.

Oh, we're tanking! Up £3.

Thank

you.

Up 4 pounds.

I can't add any more shorts. I can add longs.

No, try

along.

Long not working.

Long is not working.

Long not working.

Whoa, whoa.

Whoa,

whoa, 25p!

No, 26p!

Made £47.

45 minutes till market open.

Made £47 today.

Come on, tank it.

Damn, look at that.

Imagine it tanks all the way down there.

Whole £46 I'd make if it goes all the way down there.

What's gold doing?

Gold's flat.

Facebook tanking.

Oops, where's he gone?

Could reject off Asia low.

It's already rejected off it there.

Wow.

Tanken.

Come on, tank in.

I'm up £5.

Come on, break this line.

Break it. Break. Yeah, break it.

Break it. Oil.

Break it.

Yesterday's low.

Take profit there.

Come on.

Bouncing.

Bah.

Tanken.

See

what Weeble is saying.

Bitcoin's tanking.

Damn, Ethereum tanking.

Maybe I'll take my £5.

Damn, my lungs getting wrecked.

5 minutes until 9 o'clock.

Tanken.

Come on, tank!

Oh.

Up £5.50.

Up £6.

Up £6.20.

1-hour candle closes in 40 seconds.

I'm up £6.50 by

25 seconds.

20 seconds.

12 seconds.

6 seconds. 5, 4, 3. Oh, it did it already. Okay.

Look at that tanking. Damn, look at that tanking.

Beautiful.

No, not a ripping.

Yeah, you're tanking.

Fill that gap.

Made a little gap.

Fill the gap and then back down.

And then back down.

And then what? Down.

Come on, tanking.

But I turned my £6.

Oh God, oh God.

All right, take my £5, I'm out. I chickened out.

That's, um,

£5.14.

Add that to my profits, I made £52 today.

Am I still more short? Well, I can get 12 units versus Yeah, I'm still more short than long.

There's a massive tank.

I'm £18 away from 1700s P&L.

Tanking again.

0.8 units. I'll try and catch the bounce here.

Wow, I made £52 today.

What a tanking.

Damn, look at that tanking.

A bit of traveling traders doing nothing. It's pretty sick. They're going, oh, don't have confirmation, guys. Sitting there for confirmation all day long. He doesn't do anything.

Very flat.

Imagine it gets back down there. I'd close these 2 shorts if it did.

Tesla tanking.

Buy here might be good at $450.

I could buy 1.7 shares.

Try a small short— I mean

long stop loss there.

Up 22p.

Uh-oh,

20p.

Stocked out.

Oh,

I lost 1p.

Danke.

20 minutes

market open.

What a tanking.

Long again.

Rip pen.

Can we get a ripping? Whoa,

16p!

Whoa, 22p,

33p,

40p.

Ah, 34p, stopped out.

I'm up 52.55 today.

Is it going to reject off this?

Short off here.

Small short.

I'm gonna try a short off Asia low.

I think I missed it. I think that was— maybe that was it.

All my gaming skills make my reflexes good.

See, Battlefield 6 and day trading

related skill set.

Where's meta?

Wow,

Bitminer tanking.

15

minutes to go.

My P&L is looking pretty nice now.

P&L's at £18.17. Can I make another £0.17?

That would get me to £70 profits today.

That would be pretty nice.

My lungs are down 60, 80. £90 down on longs. Damn, if I didn't have those longs, this would be back over 900.

Patience.

I wonder if there was any news.

Oh,

where are my Doritos?

For market open, Doritos.

Can't have market open without Doritos.

Looking forward to nap and coffee later.

Holding steady.

Bye.

Pick a side. Hmm.

Hmm.

Don't really know.

8 minutes, market open.

I made £52 today.

Uh, see if I could make more trading than streaming. That'll be funny and a bit sad.

Stalling out here.

Could get to that gap like Traveling Trader said.

Na na na na na na na,

na na na na na, um.

Trying

to bounce. 5 minutes.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

Let's see if I get tagged into this short here.

4 minutes.

Where everyone tuning in from?

Glad I took profit on that £5 though.

3 minutes to go.

Oh.

Self-annihilation.

Self-termination.

The self-terminator.

2 minutes. Doritos ready.

Ah, I cut the crisps. Oh no.

Why are there crisps up here?

Fucking hell. Oh God.

40 seconds, market open. My favorite part of the day.

2 seconds. Album.

We open.

Tanken.

Looks like we're going for that low.

Maybe go long Tesla.

Yep, back over 800 CFDs.

Tankin'. I want to go long here.

Fill me.

Wow.

Damn, look at that tanking.

Oh, stocks and shares, Isaac.

Oh, down 160 today.

5x long S&P 500 getting wrecked.

Fill my long.

Oh, I'm in long,

just 0.8 units. Oh, we're tanking.

Damn, we hit that low. Like I said, I could have taken £9, £10 profit.

Buy the dip, guys.

Is it going to go all the way down to here?

That'd be crazy.

A sweep here, then V-shape.

Thank

you.

Oh God, I'm down £4.

Go short again.

Oh Jesus,

go short. All in short.

Danke.

Wow, wow.

Well, where'd

he go? Whoa,

whoa,

whoa!

Take profit. What was that?

That was £1.60.

I'm up £54 today.

Whoa, whoa!

God damn, I wish I didn't take profit.

I'm quite sure—

whoa!

Oh,

take profit!

That was, uh, 32p.

Whoa!

Damn, look at the tank.

Go short again, easy money.

Maybe not.

Come back. No, come back.

Go long. All in long.

Oh,

wow.

We'll close out long, £1 loss.

Damn, look at that tank. Jesus,

bulldoze

through this.

Jesus. Come down to the— it's almost at the gap. It's almost back to my shorts here.

I almost had that gap on the S&P 500.

Danke.

Uh, 14p.

Tank it.

Bouncing here.

Amazon tanking. Damn, look at Facebook. Oh,

Facebook tanking.

Tesla bouncing a bit here.

Oh, Bitmain crashing.

Whoa, ripping.

Nearly at the gap.

NASDAQ's still far from the gap.

Oh no, ripping.

Go long.

Oh yeah, 60p

take profit.

That's mine.

How much was that? That was, uh, 36p.

Ah, fuck, that short got wrecked.

No.

Buy some Tesla. Maybe

I'll buy Tesla here.

I make £5 if it goes back there.

It's not much.

Well, where's he gone?

480, a bit. £17. Wow.

50p on Tesla.

Damn, that ripped hard. Damn, now I've got another short stuck down there.

I might go with that long.

Tesla ripping. I'm up a pound.

Oh God, I put a short there.

I should have put it in here.

I can't.

Go along here,

£5 profit.

It's ripping a hole,

hole.

New short again, wreck, £7.

Up 70p on Tesla.

This long's ripping. I'm up £3.

Damn, look at it rip. Come on, £5.60.

Tesla ripping.

Take profit. What was that?

Uh, £2.59,

up £56 today.

Bitmain tanking.

God, that was a big rip.

Oh, I might have to close this short. I was supposed to close shorts, not add more shorts.

Now what?

V, V shape.

Market crashed

and then ripped. Look, it crashed like that and ripped halfway back up.

Ripping. I was gonna go— I was supposed to go short there. Damn it, I went short there. I'm down £9.

Maybe I'll go long again.

Didn't get to the gap.

Mm-hmm.

I made £56 today.

Maybe I get out this long.

I'm out.

Well, that was 84p loss.

It's rejecting off this low.

Oh, I'm down on my Tesla.

I don't have any more money.

Is that a 50% retracement?

It's more than 50%.

I need £15 to get out of— to get back down to 1700s P&L.

Tesla tanking.

Go along.

Come on, Tesla.

Damn, it's rejecting off this hard. Rip it.

Ribbit! Oh, that's not a ribbit.

44p. Ah, shit. Oh, shit. No.

Complete V-shaped recovery. You're joking.

Instead of getting out of shorts, I put in another fucking short. £10 down now.

Right at the bottom. Yeah,

it didn't get to the gap.

Oh shit, the SPY did bounce off the gap.

SPY bounced off the gap. Right off the gap. I didn't realize SPY dropped that much. NASDAQ didn't drop that much.

Gold ribbon.

Oh, tanking.

I went long right at the top. I went short right at the bottom.

Wow, look at the bounce.

It could come back down,

come back down to my gap.

I don't mind being down loads on longs because it always rips right back up. I do— I want to get out of the shorts.

My Tesla's tanking.

Tanken. Liquidity sweep.

$30 million. Jesus. Now all he's got to do is find a good woman. Make children, buy a house, set aside money,

enjoy life,

make a prenup.

Couldn't get to it for 15 years. Wow.

Tesla bouncing.

Facebook.

Rehenn!

Tanken. Just makes you think, doesn't it? Like, you go into Tesco and then you see all the people there and they just look like boring, ordinary people. You don't know, you might be walking past a multi-millionaire who's got Bitcoin and stocks.

How cool would it be if you could see how much money everyone had? Just like a number floating above their heads. Tanken.

Oh God, I'm down $269 on Tesla.

I can't really buy or sell anything. I'm all in, long and short.

Imagine how much money Trading212 and trading stocks are raking in. I mean trading apps. And they don't lose any money. They let us do the gambling.

Tanken. I can't buy the dip now, so I'm all in long already.

I'm all in long at the top.

Thank you. It's right in the middle of my long and short.

Bitmain tanken.

Maybe that was a dead cat bounce.

Tanken.

Come on.

Oh, oh, hiya.

Down £4 on Tesla.

My silver's ripping up £7.

Come on, do something. Stuck in the middle.