my life is in ruins...my plan to fix it

Okay, testing,

testing. Back at it again with a new

stream.

The burger you made earlier looked

disgusting. Uh, I didn't make it. It's

called a Rustler's Burger, pre-made. I

just put it in the air fryer. And

actually, it's really good.

Haven't had one of those in a long time.

I remember the good old days. I used to

just get loads of those and have a beer

and then have it in the middle of the

night. It tastes so good. Have you ever

had a Rustlers and a beer in the middle of

the night when you're hungry? It's the

best thing ever.

Yeah, so I'm in a much better mood today

because the market is closed, so I'm not

going to get stressed out over trades.

The burger pumped you up banning people?

No, I'm just sick and I just don't like it

when people start having a go at me when

I've done nothing wrong. I don't need more

mums in my life.

Yeah, so, um, basically today I went to

the dump.

And then I went to the Tesco and

I spent £37 on food, which is pretty

cheap, and I got loads of food. I've got

chicken wings, pork loins,

sausages. I've got everything. Crisps,

pot noodle, oranges, Kit Kats.

I can't believe it's so cheap, only £37.

I saved £7 with my Clubcard.

Pretty good. Although I forgot to scan my

club card when I bought the barbecue

stuff. So they put the barbecue stuff at

the entrance, um, so you have to go

out of the security gates to pick them up.

But I had already done my shopping, so I

had to go out, back to my car, and then

back into the supermarket. I got charcoal,

a lighter, and then I got ID'd for buying

the lighter, which is kind of weird. Do I

really look under 25. Yeah, I bought a

lighter, firestarter, brisket briquettes.

I guess a fancy name for charcoal. I

bought the lighter. The guy came over and

he was like double taking looking at me.

He's like, I can't figure out if he's old

or young. Like he looks kind of old but

also young at the same time because I

guess my I don't know maybe I got

wrinkles. Or you can kind

of see my face is a bit aged, but then the

silhouette of my body looks like a

teenager. I don't have like a man's body.

So he was pretty confused. He kept looking

at me and like looking back at the screen

and looking at me and looking back at the

screen. He said, can I check your ID?

And I was like, okay. I don't know why my

voice comes out so high when I'm not used

or not expecting to talk, it comes out

like, okay,

I just wasn't really expecting to have to

use my voice. I hadn't prepared it. When I

do my streams and videos, I prepare my

voice. I'm like,

oh, oh, oh, so it comes out nice and manly

through the microphone. Got to do

my voice exercises like Ben do you?

Oh, it's kind of hot for this jumper, to

be honest. This jumper is a lot thicker

than the other jumper, especially now I'm

drinking a hot coffee.

I'm not gonna do the barbecue today

because it's kind of windy outside and

everything's blowing around. Take it off?

I don't know, I'm not used to not wearing

my jumper. Okay, maybe don't

laugh.

So these are my Levi long sleeve

t-shirt. I bought this before going to

Thailand. Because you might not believe

this, but before I went to Thailand, I

didn't like wearing t-shirts. I had a fear

of wearing t-shirts. So I bought these

long sleeve shirts like that. And the plan

was I was going to dress like this in

Thailand. And then it was just so damn hot

I couldn't stand it. So I just bought

t-shirts and then I stopped being scared

of wearing t-shirts. But I still

have my Levi's t-shirt.

I don't even know if I still have my

Thailand t-shirts. They must be buried

somewhere. God, it's been such a long time

since I just haven't worn a jumper.

Hasn't been, what, since probably last

August when last summer ended.

And then you just get used to wearing

jumpers for nearly 6 months and then it's

weird to not wear them anymore.

I don't like having to change my outfit

for the weather because I get comfortable.

Yeah, I had a nice drive apart from on the

way home. Stupid Tesla driver was in front

of me the whole way and he was driving

like 40 miles an hour on the 60 miles per

hour. What's the point getting a powerful

Nice car and then you're gonna drive it

like a granddad.

Actually, I kind of love it when the car

in front of me is an Audi or BMW because

they just floor it. I find Tesla drivers

to be kind of slow. They got the money to

buy a Tesla, but they don't got the balls

to drive it fast and hard like I drive my

Peugeot. I'm doing— I do at least minimum

60 on that road home. It's just a wide

open straight road. And yeah, I can't— I

could overtake, but I don't really want to

overtake at 60 because to overtake someone

doing 60, you got to do like 80 to get

past them quickly. That's a bit dangerous.

So if they're already doing 60, it's— I

can't really— well, they weren't doing 60

though, they were doing like 45. I don't

know. They slowly got up to 60, but it

just felt like 45 the whole way. I felt

kind of weird not driving after driving.

I mean, driving after not driving for a

while.

It's like you start losing your confidence

a bit. And I felt a bit nervous at the

Tesco for some reason, like a bit

jittery. Whereas if you've just done a

hard day work, and you're tired, you don't

really have any anxiety anymore. You just

want to get stuff done and go home. So

yeah, now I'm not working, I feel like I'm

gonna get nervous driving again.

Do I speed? No,

definitely not.

Oh no, no, no, no.

Okay.

Where did I get those from? Get what from?

My t-shirt? Probably Amazon.

I don't have any more work stories because

I haven't been to work in a whole week

I don't know if I'm going to go anywhere

tomorrow. I don't know. I thought maybe,

but it's just annoying to think that if I

do go somewhere, it's going to use nearly

half the battery. Charging half the

battery costs £5, you know,

because 190

miles is half the battery.

Yeah, it would cost £5 to try. I just, I

don't really know if I want to spend £5 in

electricity just to go on a drive for no

reason if I got nothing else to do.

No, I haven't had any contact from the

boss. Last payment should be on the 14th.

How would I cover rent? Well, I'm

promoting my OnlyFans. They're doing well

actually. I'm now at 30 fans on OnlyFans.

Which is pretty good. My goal is 50 fans

and then aiming for 100 fans, but 100

fans might be a bit hard now I've got less

viewers.

Yeah, I've still got Discord, but yeah,

30 fans is pretty reassuring.

I just gotta make some special videos for

$30 each. I need about 5 to 10 of them to

buy it, and that's another $300.

So I might put it as like $20 to make it

more enticing. I want to tease out my new

stuff and then say that the full video

with the CUM shot is $20.

I've got some toys coming, but it might be

a while because it's coming from China.

$30 is too much. Yeah, but you'd be

surprised how many people actually pay it.

Maybe 15, 10 to 15 people pay it,

which is nearly $500 on top of

what I'm already getting. My balls

hurt. It's like I'm sitting on my balls.

You have no fear of people sending it to

your sister and mum?

No, they've already done that. Why would I

fear something that's already happened?

They should know not to accept DMs from

strangers.

I don't know why you would accept DMs from

strangers in the first place if

you're not a public figure. But if they

want social media, they should have it.

Just, you know, tight circle,

friends and family only. There's no reason

for them to have open contacts to

them, and they should know they've got

a brother and a son who's a famous

YouTuber. So if they don't, if they

don't, you know, take precautions to deal

with that, then it's their fault.

I can only explain it so many times.

It's not my fault.

It's like, do you think PewDiePie's mum

and PewDiePie's sister just has the DMs

open to anyone to contact them?

Yeah, sorry I chose being a YouTuber as my

career path, but you know.

It's just what I want to do in life.

Yeah, my brother-in-law knows I do

OnlyFans. He probably just thinks

it's funny, or he probably thinks it's

kind of sad at this point. Like, nearly

40, still doing OnlyFans. Yeah, well, I

tried being a stock guru and it didn't

really turn out— work out well, did it?

Oh, I've got this plan. I want to talk

about it in a minute, but I think it's

Basically, we're going from a debt

repayment model to an asset building

model. So yeah,

exciting plans. That's just the outline of

it. So right now we're

on a primarily debt repayment focused

model and no asset building model.

I'm going to switch that and I think life

is going to be much better without debt

and putting money into assets rather than

putting into debt and not focusing on

asset building.

Sell the car. Yeah, I have been thinking

about selling the car if I really don't

want to do delivery work anymore.

Why do you say we when it's only about

you? Because we are a team.

We're a— we're a business and you're my

employees and we're doing a board meeting

right now.

You're basically shareholders in my

company and you've tuned into a board

meeting and I'm going to explain to you,

I'm going to give you guidance on the

future plans. 6-month plan, 12-month plan,

where we're at now, what the debt and

assets numbers are like.

We're in this together.

My debts are your debts. That's what an

efficient company is.

We share the burden.

Oh, this cat came into my house today.

I've never seen it before. It's like

really skinny, short hair with very long

legs, like a wild cat, like,

like a mixture of domestic cat and wild

cat. And it's got really big eyes.

It looks a bit weird. It came to my house

and then a wind blew the door shut behind

it and it got trapped in my house. And it

was trying to get out the front door, but

my front door is like taped shut with

a little gap. And then it couldn't, so it

was like looking at me and meowing at me.

So I stepped back, I gave it space, made

it aware that I'm not a threat. And then I

looked down. Don't make direct prolonged

eye contact, otherwise they think you're

like gonna fight it. So then I backed off

and I gave it the slow blink, and then I

reopened the door that blew shut, and then

I stood away from it and it went through

the door and it ran out, and then it

turned around and looked at me, and then

it came back. So I knelt down, I extended

a knuckle It rubbed up against my knuckle.

That's how you know you got it. And then I

gave him a bowl of milk. I think it was a

girl. It looked like a girl. And then he

came back in my house and he was like

sniffing around, jumping up on the table

and stuff. It was cute.

Never seen that cat before.

Mmm, I want a cat. It'd be nice, as long

as they don't go crazy and wreck my house.

That's how you get cats to like you.

You've got to let them come to you.

How's things going with your mum and your

job? Uh, my mum's blocked and my job

banned me, and I haven't been going for

a week now, and I think it's over. So I'm

basically just gonna dox my job. Some of

you probably already know, but basically I

was working for Every. Surprise,

surprise.

Whatever. Yeah, so I

went back to— you remember I tried Every

for one day when me and Sunny broke up the

first time over the, uh, what was the

fight about? The dry text and the Airbnb

drama. Remember we broke up and I was

like, I'm gonna move into the house

anyway, and then the next day I went to do

a shift for Every. Up north, north of

Oakhampton. So I did one shift and it was

horrible. It took me about 9 hours to

deliver 90 parcels and I said it was

rubbish and the app's terrible and it was

horrible and I couldn't— I didn't even

deliver some of the parcels to the right

place because they were like a business

warehouse area. So I didn't even know

where it was, where it was getting dark

and I just couldn't be bothered anymore.

And I said it's rubbish, I'm never going

to do it again. So I ended up going back

to Every Because I couldn't do Uber Eats

because it wasn't making any money. I

reapplied to EveryEat and went to a

different depot. The first depot was in

Bitterford, which is very far away from

here, so I went to the one in Tavistock.

Actually, it was in Plymouth, but then

they said, oh wait, we've got a depot in

Tavistock, you should go there instead.

So I said okay, so I went there and then

they gave me the route in the village.

Nearby. So then everything was great

because it's really nearby and it's really

easy, and I thought this was the best job

ever until this happened.

But I, um, yeah, I wasn't doing the job

properly, and I think they found out and

then banned me for violating basically

every single term, TOS.

Yeah, really annoying. So I had 2 Every

accounts because I made a second one

for my new postcode, and I don't know if

they banned me because they found out I've

got 2 accounts. I still don't even know

why they banned me, to be honest.

Yeah, it's funny because Every has the

worst reputation in the whole country.

And then I got fired from the worst

company in the whole country, which is

funny because they have the lowest

standards. They don't do a background

check. They don't do any checks like

Amazon does. They just— they're like, oh,

welcome to the company. Here's some

parcels. Have a crack at it. We don't care

if they actually get delivered or not. So

yeah, that's what I've been doing for 2

months. I was

working for Every.

Yeah, I don't know how they have basically

nonexistent standards and I still managed

to get fired from that. It's crazy.

I don't even want to do it anymore, to be

honest. It's not worth it. So I was only

making about 800 a month, and then you

minus electricity fees, it's probably like

700. And then you factor in damage to your

car that you get repaired. On average, I

don't know, you're probably netting like

600 to 700 a month. I'll probably get

another puncture if I kept doing it and

then I have to get a new tire.

I cleaned my car today as well. It looks

so nice now. I forget how nice and shiny

my car looks. After it's covered in

mud. Yeah, it's really weird. They just

ghosted me. Usually they'd send you an

email setting— saying— telling you

why you got banned.

I kind of want to know because I'm

curious, but I also don't really care.

Yeah, still banned. Oh,

why can't I put— pick up my phone and put

it down without hitting everything?

So annoying.

I hate it when I'm trying to move around

in my environment, I keep knocking stuff.

It's weird, the boss just doesn't message

me unless you like restart chasing him.

I don't care. I don't want to go back

anyway. I'm done. I'm just gonna focus on

my OnlyFans. I said in December I don't

wanna do delivery work anymore after I got

banned from Amazon Flex. I said I'm done.

I'm not doing this anymore. I hate it. I

hate— I like driving, but I hate driving

work.

So in a way, I'm a bit relieved. I thought

I was going to be stuck doing it forever

because the money was easy and the work

was easy. But I reckon I could probably

easily replace it with OnlyFans money if I

get 100. All I gotta do is like keep doing

my OnlyFans, keep trying to promote it.

I reckon I can get to 100 members again.

It'll give me $1,000 a month plus premium

videos. I can get maybe— maybe it's

ambitious, but maybe I can get $1,200 a

month again on OnlyFans like back in the

good old days. Combined with YouTube

streaming every day, I might be able to

make like $2,500 a month. That's an

ambitious number, but you know, you got to

be ambitious sometimes.

I'd just much rather do OnlyFans than

delivering hundreds of thousands of

parcels every week.

What should I put charge for my OnlyFans?

I don't know. I do $10 and people

are happy to pay $10.

What's your OnlyFans? I don't know if you

can link it. I think YouTube have gotten

a bit strict about linking adult websites.

My OnlyFans is onlyfans.com/ and then

my channel name, Hiding in My Room.

Yeah, you do. I don't know if I'd

say you need one, but it definitely makes

it a lot easier if you have a following

already. I don't know how you start from

scratch. What, what people do do is

they put a couple videos on Pornhub and

then hope that goes viral, and then they

link their OnlyFans on that. I had another

viewer, this Japanese girl from LA, Yuna

Tamago. She did that. She just started off

on Pornhub and then went viral on it and

then started linking her OnlyFans, and now

she, she's got loads of OnlyFans members

on it. More than me. She's got— I don't

know, I've got about 3,500 likes,

which is an indication of how many

followers you've got. She's got like, I

don't know, 20,000 likes.

So she far surpassed,

surpassed me.

Well, I focus on gay guys because, uh,

women are not really going to pay money to

see me naked because if they want to see

me naked, they can just DM me and then

start flirting with me and they'd get it

for free, wouldn't they? And straight guys

are not going to join it because they're

straight. I don't know why straight guys

would want to see me naked. So the only

people on it are going to be gay guys,

aren't they? So it's not

like Crips would be my competition because

gay guys wouldn't watch it. Straight guys

would watch her.

What do I think about Turkey Tom video

about me? I thought it was really boring

having to watch all my clips from 8 years

ago over and over again and

then hear the same criticisms made over

and over again.

He made a 3-hour video about some gambling

addict guy. That's insane. That's like as

long as my livestreams, as much, but it's

an edited video. I don't know how these

people make 3-hour-long documentaries.

How do they do— I mean, I guess they know

the money is going to be good because the

watch time on that is going to be insane.

Can you imagine the watch time on a 3-hour

well-made video? It must be bringing in

thousands of dollars. Maybe if I could

feel, get a taste of the money, I would

also put in the work to do it. But I just

reckon I'd put in the work and then it

would flop. And it will be rubbish anyway.

He made $40K off your video. No, he

didn't. 1.4 million views is like $2K,

$3K max.

$40,000? You'd need like 20 million

views, and I really don't think it would

get— I don't think the CPM would be good

if he's talking about psychopaths. That is

not a high CPM topic.

Yeah, it might be higher than what I

expect because of the higher watch time,

but I really doubt it's $40K.

Maybe 4K.

I did not make 30K. Stop saying rubbish.

Yeah, Ogre, I made 100K off my TokiTon

video. I can't make

an hour-long video. I struggle to make an

8-minute video because I just don't really

have a lot to say about anything really.

And the stuff I talk about on livestreams,

you can't really turn that into a video.

Oh, we'll make a video about how I went to

Tesco and then a cat came in my house.

Wow. What? Great content.

Imagine the title, went to Tesco and

cat came in my house, 1 hour long, and

it's just a video. I'd be like, hey guys,

so today I went to Tesco and then a cat

came in my house and I gave him bowl of

Would people even watch that as a video

instead of a stream?

It's already boring 2 minutes in.

Look, of course it's going to be boring.

There's no girls in my life. I'm on my own

in a house, broke. Why would you think

it's not going to be boring? What? What

are you expecting?

Exactly. For you, what would make it not

boring? And then I'll tell you why that's

not going to happen unless some girl

magically shows up.

Do IRL? I'm not doing IRL. I did IRL.

I didn't get any more viewers than I'm

getting now. I did IRL in Japan. I did IRL

in Thailand. I got like 90

viewers doing IRL in Thailand. I got about

150 viewers doing IRL in Japan, apart from

200 viewers when Blood Bucket was on

camera and about 300 viewers when I got

stalked.

And, um, yeah, maybe about 200 when I

streamed with Sunny.

People do like it when I stream with

people, I guess.

I just don't know what the internet's like

outside, if it can handle streaming.

Come to Canada? Yeah,

maybe. I just don't know

about— it'd be kind of a risky investment,

wouldn't it?

Will Sunny do a stream with you? Yeah,

let me just hit her up. Oh hey, XC,

how's it going? Just wondered if you

wanted to stream like the old times.

Okay, Daniel, I'll just free up on

Saturday. I'm gonna meet

you in town. Okay, can you imagine that?

As if. She probably hates my

guts now. She probably regrets ever

meeting me.

You were so invested when Cake was here.

Well, that's because I had Cake and you.

Now I just got you. It's, um, I mean, if

it was just Cake, I might— I wouldn't

really have wanted to go anyway. I need

several confluences.

She has done nothing since. What do you

mean? Sunny's been working a boring 9 to 5

every day, probably.

Okay, so I'll tell you about my plan.

Here's the plan.

I promise to pledge that I

will pay off all of the Amazon credit card

debt in— at the

end of June.

Yes, I know. Big words. So here's

how I'm going to do it. I am going to sell

all of my stocks before

1st of July, and then

I will be debt-free. And then I'll start

putting all my remaining savings after

expenses back into my stocks and rebuild

my stock portfolio.

So here's the plan.

Basically, I need, I need the market to

crash from between now and 1st

of July because currently my 2 stocks are

Barrick Gold and S&P 500 3x

leverage short ETF. So I would— my stocks

will go up if the market crashes. So I

need the market to crash this month or

June. I've got 60 days. Come on, crash

that bitch. Got Barrick Gold

earnings coming out on Wednesday. Uh,

hopefully I— my— currently my stocks are

worth £4,100. I need an extra £700,

so I need my stocks go up 10%.

15%, actually.

Yeah, I need a 15% gain in gold,

and I need the S&P 500 to come down, and

then I'll sell all, pay off the credit

card, and then if the market's crashed,

then I can start picking up longs on the

cheap. And I'll just go for— I don't know,

I just get the SPY probably.

Would you have snuck around Kei to come

see me if she wouldn't allow you to come

see me? Maybe.

Maybe I would have just sneakily gone and

seen you before seeing her.

You know, like how I sneakily met Chihiro

before meeting Tomoko. Could have been a

Stocks are not a waste of time with little

money. Definitely not. You put in £5K,

a 10% gain is £500. £500 is nice.

It's better than not having £500.

So yeah, my plan is end of June,

market crashes, I sell all my stocks, I

use that to pay off the Amazon card, and

then I will have no more credit card debt.

And then my earnings should hopefully— I

should have about £400 to £500 left

over at the end of each month after paying

expenses, which I will then funnel back

into rebuilding my stock portfolio. And

then by December, I'm hoping to have

£2,000 in my stock account as

I rebuild it.

What do you think? So that way I'm not

paying money to pay off debts anymore.

I'm paying money to rebuild my stocks and

I'm just going to dollar cost average in

at £200 a month.

$200 a month into my stocks, maybe more if

I make more. So what am I going to buy

though? That's the question. I thought I'd

just get the S&P 500.

Everything's a Bitcoin. Yeah, I thought

about that too. All in on crypto could

I have a 2— my plan, my investment plan is

going to be a 2-year strategy where after

2 years I should have enough money to pay

£500 a month times 500

times 24 is £12,000, but then you've got

to include the gains. I'm hoping if I

choose the right stocks over 2 years, I

should be able to get 50% gain. They'll

have $18,000. What could

go up 50% over the next 2 years?

Now I'm giving up on the 3x idea. I

noticed that over the long run, the 3x

leverage funds, they don't make any more

money than the 1x. Seems like the other

guy was right. Something about volatility

decay. I didn't realize that. Then what's

the point of it then? I thought 3x

leverage fund means it's gonna make 3x of

what the normal fund will make, but then

you look at all of them over the 5 years,

they all made exactly the same as the 1x

did because of fees and stuff.

So yeah, I will be credit card debt-free

in July. Otherwise, if I'm not, Amazon

credit card interest is going to start

kicking in in July at 30% APR. And with

£4,700 in my Amazon card,

oh my God, oh my God, I'm gonna be paying,

I think, £4 a day on interest if I don't

pay that off. So I better damn well pay,

sell stocks and pay it, because I won't be

able to have enough money by July to pay

it off. By July, I reckon I'm only going

to have about £1,000 from my work. I mean,

my YouTube stuff.

So yeah, I need to sell my stocks really.

Next time Barrick Gold pumps and the

market dumps, I need to just get out.

Right now it's not ideal because the

market's pumping and gold's dumping. So

I've got a 2-month timeframe before July.

So fingers crossed market crashes within

the next 2 months. Summer recession,

sell in May, go away.

Let's just pray that Trump's gonna crash

the market again,

and then I just need to dollar-cost

average back into stocks.

Why would you buy Barrick Gold instead of

actual gold? Well, I didn't know there

were actual gold ETFs on Freetrade. I

thought my only exposure would be gold

miners, and I thought if gold goes

up, gold miners are going to go up, and

they did, but they just haven't gone up as

much as gold has.

Who's charging 30% interest? Barclays.

It's a Barclays Amazon credit card.

So yeah, what do you think is going to go

up 50% over the next 2 years? Meta?

SOXL semiconductor stocks?

There's an SOXL thing that Traveling

Trader mentioned. Or maybe

I just don't put it in stocks and I day

trade with it. Hmm, I don't know.

What, you think the market is just gonna

pump for 2 months without any pullback or

crash? You are the one that does not know

anything about markets.

Idiot. Microsoft, Oracle, BYD.

I mean,

Microsoft's quite good, isn't it? Or maybe

Meta on a pullback. What about—

I don't know if the gold thing is over.

I reckon gold is a buy at probably $3,000

or $3,100 level.

I think the gold thing's kind of done. I

think there's better gains than gold to

buy at this point.

And if the market crashes, gold will go up

anyway. So that's when I want to sell

gold, not buy more gold. When the market

crashes, I want to start— I mean, I won't

be able to start buying back into the

market until probably August because I'll

pay off the credit card end of June. But

then in July, I need to create a buffer so

that when I pay expenses, I don't get

plunged down into overdraft. I want a

£1,200 buffer to

stop me from— so I don't have to keep

going into overdraft.

Barrick Gold's going to change its name.

They're changing it to Barrick Mining, so

it's not even gold anymore because they're

mining copper as well.

It's not been a— it's not made me lose

money though. I mean, it's not been a

great investment, but it has gone up

10-11% over the last year.

So it could have been worse.

Daniel didn't know you could buy gold ETF.

Well, yeah, I bought gold in 2022 when I

was still kind of new to this.

I bought my Barrick Gold in like 2022,

back when I didn't realize there were gold

bullion ETFs. Freetrade's not very good

like that. FreeTrade doesn't have a lot

of stuff, like you can't just buy

commodities. They don't have the GLD fund,

they don't have that. Uh, I think they do

have SLV. Trading 212 is better because

they got more stuff. I thought maybe I

just ditch FreeTrade and go to Trading 212

for investing. Trading 212 also has a

debit card where they give you 0.5%

cashback. My Amazon card only gives you

0.5% cashback in the form of an Amazon

gift voucher, so you can only use it on

Amazon. So I might just ditch my Amazon

credit card and get the Trading 212 debit

card, and then I'll get 0.5% cashback in

actual cash that will go straight into my

Trading 212 account, which I can just put

towards investments maybe.

So yeah, I'm quite excited about my new

plan. I'm gonna be out of debt.

Also, my IKEA loan definitely be paid by

then, and then just have the Amazon

payments of £1,244, which is for the

monitor and the live use Sordo that I got

in 2022 that is now sitting

in a dump in Thailand, probably in a

What do you think of my plan?

Yeah, I know, it's pretty good. I came up

with it myself. I'm excited to be finally

out of credit card debt. After how long?

I've been in credit card debt since the

beginning of 2023 when

I first got it, I think. Or was it 2024?

I think I got it in 2024, actually.

The car debt, my mum paid it, and then

I reckon I'll pay off my mum in 2 years.

Then I will be 38, debt-free,

ready to Own,

conquer the world.

Keep my stocks, get a job, pay your card,

and dollar cost averaging.

Hmm. I could do that, but that means

I've got to get a job and work.

I pay rent and stuff with my YouTube money

and OnlyFans money.

Can't wait for the 40+ arc. Oh my God,

who's sticking around for 40-year-old

Daniel? You've got—

you've been around for this long, you

can't leave now. You've got to see what

How does my life end?

Longest anime series in existence.

Yeah, well, I'm excited to be out of

credit card debt. I'm hopefully not going

to do anything stupid again, like buying a

car with a credit card and going on an

expensive holiday in Japan with a credit

card and then moving halfway across the

country and furnishing a new house with a

credit card. Done all that. I've got my

furniture, I've got my house, got my car.

I just need to— although I do want an

85-inch TV with a Switch too, and I want

to get a fish tank, and I want a vacuum

cleaner and a lawnmower,

and I want a deep fat fryer.

If I sell my car, I could get all those.

If I sell my car, I get a £500 Toyota

Yaris. Although my car does look nice,

and it does make me feel like I'm a rich,

successful stock trader. I bet all the

people think, wow, Daniel's so young.

He's got such a nice car. How does he

afford to live here alone? We only afford

to live here because we have combined

income and we're married. And they think,

oh, wow, he must be a genius investor.

It makes me feel good. Yeah,

I'm pretty young for the area. Most people

who look like my age cannot live in a

house like this. Most people who look like

my age live in like a house share or in a

shitty flat. I've met drivers at Every who

are like 50 years old, 40 years old, and

they don't live in a place like this.

They live in a flat in a town and

they drive a van. There's no way they live

in a nice place like this. They're

probably paying like £600 a month and

they're still skint. And they

definitely don't drive a car as good as

mine. They look pretty impressed. They

were like, oh wow, a new car. And I said,

it's not that new, 2022 plate.

Everyone was shocked. Even the boss was

like, you're driving an electric car with

a '22 plate for your first— I said, yeah,

it's my first car. Got a bit carried away

at the dealership. He was like, oh, '22

plate, first car. My car is more expensive

than everyone's cars at the depot. My car

is like £13,000. They all drive shitty

£2,000 Ford vans that

have constant problems that they have to

take to the mechanic to fix the clutch and

transmission. I'm like a— in their eyes,

they think like young 25-year-old with a

cool electric car, 2022 plate. I live in a

nice house. Even the other driver I talked

to from Portugal, he was like, oh, do you

live with your parents? Like he thinks I'm

a kid who lives with my parents. No,

I live on my own. I've got a driveway and

a garden. Bet you don't.

So yeah, having the nice looking car does

make me feel good, to be honest. I feel

superior to all the peasants.

And also I like the way my car goes when I

so I want to keep my car actually and not

get a banger.

I just want to get it cleaned. I tried

cleaning it today but I can't get all the

bits of stone out of the carpet because I

don't have a vacuum cleaner.

And yeah, my seat's all like stained with

mud and stuff. I might— I don't know how

to clean it, to be honest. I might

have to take it to the petrol station

where they might have a vacuum cleaner.

You know, they have like the stall with

the vacuum and the tyre pressure thing.

So maybe I'll go there, I don't know. Or

maybe I'll just buy a vacuum cleaner.

No, my car cleans up nice. I cleaned it

today and it's shiny and nice.

Although I don't like how flimsy it feels.

You can just like poke it and the plastic

bends. It just doesn't feel solid.

It would just crumple, wouldn't it? If you

hit anything, it would just crumple.

My feet smell good.

Yeah, I've got some requests on OnlyFans.

People want me to do feet stuff.

They really like the feet, don't they?

Maybe I can sell my smelly socks.

God, I'd love to get a new computer as

well so I can play games on good graphics.

Oh god, I want to get so much stuff. I

want to get desktop, RTX 5000 series,

64 gigs of RAM, latest Ryzen

CPU. Ah, that'd be so

nice. Big TV.

I'd love to get back into gaming.

Or I get the Switch 2 and I pump out

videos about that in June, but it's a

business write-off.

I just don't think I can get one in June

unless you scalp it.

Last stream you're saying you hate gaming.

Well yeah, cuz my laptop sucks and

everything Runs badly on it.

Insane PC and put on finance. Yeah, but I

don't want to pay 40% interest. I'm doing

that with my monitor and it sucks. This

monitor is— I think it's only £800 now on

Amazon, but in total I'm going to pay

£1,400 because of 40% APR.

LG UltraGear. Curved monitor,

39-inch.

It's, uh, $925 now, but it was $800

on the Lightning Deal.

It is really nice for stock trading

though. I can split the screen in 2 and

have 2 charts open at the same time.

Yeah, so I've got a wish list of tech

stuff I want to buy, but it's going to be

probably $3K for the computer,

$1K for the TV. That's $4K.

Oh wow, thanks. Look at you, no job, no

girlfriend, no family. No friends trying

to look big when actually swimming in

shit. Can't renew the lease with no job

and no money, sweetheart. Mum can expect

that call by the end of June, am I right?

I don't need to renew the lease, it just

automatically keeps continuing.

Yeah, so I want to get a £1,000 TV,

85-inch. I want to get £3,000 gaming

computer. And switch to— and

I want a vacuum cleaner, Dyson cordless.

So that's like 5K.

When can I get those? If I get it on

Amazon credit card, I'll get 1% cashback

or 2% cashback if I buy it on Black

Friday. I'll get 2% back. That's like

£100.

But those are just my dreams. I don't know

when I'll be able to afford that.

Yeah, I am not buying stuff on finance

ever again. I don't want to do the monthly

payments. I'd rather just pay it all at

once and get the 1% cashback than pay it

in payments and then get hit by 40%

interest.

If I sell my car, I can buy all that stuff

and get the computer, get the TV.

Car's nice though.

It's just I don't really know what I'm

gonna do with the car now. I just go to

Tesco. I think I'm gonna stop going to the

dump and I'm just gonna sort out my

garbage. I'm just gonna sort out my

garbage here and then— I think I get it

now. I think you put metal cans and

plastic containers in the white bag and

then put glass in the green box and you

also put cardboard in the green box and

then you put food waste in the grey box.

So I think I've got it down. It only took

2 months, so I shouldn't have to go to the

dump anymore really.

I just— I don't know why I'm spending

electricity to drive to the dump when I'm

already spending money on council tax,

which is paying for these bin men, so I

might as well use it. I still don't know

if I put the waste, food waste, directly

in the box or if I put it in a plastic bag

and then I put it in the box. I'm gonna

have to Google that.

Yeah, I washed my hair today. Does it look

nice? I did it for you guys. I cleaned

my shower really well as well. All this

brown stuff came out.

So then I would just need the car to go to

But then I could just order food online

and not have to need a car anymore, would

I? I sell the car and then walk home.

Because you piss in the shower? Well,

yeah, because the shower's nice and hot

and feels good. And then all my sphincters

relax and everything just comes out.

Imagine not pissing in the

It's just a bit annoying that It

feels like anywhere I go, I end up using

half the battery, which is about 90 miles

because everything's so far apart here.

And to charge 50% is like

£5. So it's costing me about £5 if I go

anywhere.

So now I don't really want to go anywhere

because I don't want to spend £50. I mean,

£5.

I was spending— I was probably charging my

car every day, spending £5 a day when I

was doing my job, maybe every 2 days.

So it's 5 times 15. I was spending like

£75 on electricity, probably a bit more,

plus my heating and all that. It was

making my electricity bill go over £140 a

month. So now my electricity bill should

be way cheaper.

Just get a cheap petrol car. Well, that's

kind of what I was thinking. Maybe I'll

get a manual car. Maybe it's fun. I don't

know. Now I've got driving confidence.

Maybe there is something fun about manual

cars. You know, having the

skill to know which gear to be in.

You got something to do instead of just

pressing a pedal down. Yeah, I'm scared of

stalling, but I guess once you get it,

you get it, because you'll know exactly

where the biting point is. And I'll just

be driving for leisure, not for work

Also cheaper. Also, I heard manual cars

are cheaper to repair. Don't know. Yeah,

maybe could get into manual driving.

Maybe I'll just get a manual car as a

second car, see how it goes, and then sell

the first car. Or I trade it in at the car

dealership and then they'll give me cash.

I'll like go in, they'll offer me $7K and

I'll be like, okay, I'll take this $2K

banger and then you give me $5K cash.

And then I'll YOLO that into Bitcoin.

I need toilet. Hold on.

Getting a bit cold again, actually.

Imagine I get the exact same car as

Faster, Toyota Yaris. It wasn't a bad

car, we did a lot of road trips in it and

never had any problems.

Daniel's mother will never get paid back.

Well, she would if you guys donate.

If you, if you don't donate, then it's

your fault if my mum doesn't get paid

back. So don't blame me.

I'm showing up every day with the streams,

but where the donos at?

Sunny days are over.

Well, yeah, Sunny was so 2024.

The Sunny and Blood Bucket era, 2023 to

2024. 2023 to 2025,

we're in a new era.

Bygone. We had 2018 to 2022.

No, 2019 to 2022 was like

Essex Girl and Pier era.

And Turkish girls, German girls. And then

we had 2022 to 2025.

No, 2022, I didn't really have anyone.

It was the end of PIA. And then 2023,

2025 was like Sunny and Blood Bucket. Now

they're gone. Now we got Crypt and

Cake's gone already. So that wasn't really

anything, was it?

I hope no one else donates. Well then, I

guess my mum's not getting paid back then,

and it's all your fault, not mine.

Sue you for monetizing her live streams?

What do you mean? All the streams are

monetized. Yeah, forbidden streams are now

members only. So if you've got a

membership, you have access to the

forbidden streams,

but they aren't public, so it's not like

anyone can see them. They are private

streams that are only accessible to paying

members.

No, I have a 2-year plan to pay back my

mum. It's just that instead of paying my

mum back monthly, I'm gonna rebuild my

stock portfolio, and then in 2 years that

would get gains, which would reduce the

overall time it will take me to pay back

the £19K. So I'm going to be making

gains on the money that I would have sent

to my mum every month, but I'll be putting

it into my stock portfolio.

I'm wondering what to do with the car, to

be honest. The car is nice if you got a

girlfriend. Cars are great when you got a

girlfriend because you can pick them up,

go on dates, go to the restaurants.

Without a car, it'd be really hard. But I

don't have a girlfriend now, so I'm

thinking, do I really need a car?

Let's go on Auto Trader.

So I would want to pay no more than

$2,500,

really.

Mazda. These cars look shit.

Vauxhall Corsa.

They're so ugly. Look, Audi 1.2

Sportback, £2,000.

Looks quite nice.

I hate grey silver cars. No.

Peugeot 108, £2,500.

Mini hatch.

Dacia Sandero looks quite nice.

£2,000, 140,000 miles. That thing's just

gonna break down straight away. Yeah, I

think I'll just keep my car actually, to

be honest. I just don't want to fuss

around with having to repair an old car.

They're going to be all rusted as well. I

mean, if it's a rust bucket, like £500,

and it breaks, who cares? Get another one.

Pump and dump cars.

Maximum price, 1,500.

Hmm. Voxel Astra, 750.

Oh God, it's like Mr. Bean's car.

Why were cars— oh my God, a Saab 900!

That was my mum's first car. That must be

so— oh, it looks just like my mum's car

from when I was a kid.

I bet it doesn't even have electric

windows. Oh, it does. Oh God,

there's all— oh my God, the engine's like

all rusted.

230,000 miles, 1998.

Nearly as old as I am.

Peugeot 207, £495,

95,000 miles. Oh, spares and repairs only.

Nah, I wouldn't want to. I'd feel sad

selling my car. We've been on so many

adventures together.

I think it'd just be silly. Electric is

the future. Oh look, B Livery.

TQ6, is that Torquey?

They want 1 Strongbow dark fruit cider and

2 Haribo Star Mixers in

Salapton.

That's really— that's near Dartmouth.

That's so far away. £22?

No thanks.

I want to get a Subaru,

Subaru Impreza with the spoiler.

I'll go into my Japanese boy racer phase.