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Exploring Osaka with a guy i met randomly [thY3mERlFeI]
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500 yuan.
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0:00–0:07 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_0Hey, I gave— he had nothing in his bowl. I gave him the first one. You can buy a Big Mac. He didn't even say thanks, he just bowed at me.
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0:10–0:18 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_1Yeah, we're going straight north. Yeah, we're headed there. Okay, we're headed straight there.
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0:18–0:25 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_2Have you been to Tsutenpaku Tower yet? Yeah.
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0:25–0:27 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_3Oh, you already went there?
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0:27–0:29 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_4Yeah, I've been everywhere here.
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0:31–0:33 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_5Oh, even by the area where all these zakayas are in the red light district there too?
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0:33–0:38 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_6Yeah, I've been there.
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0:38–0:39 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_7Oh shit.
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0:39–0:40 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_8Where'd it go then?
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0:40–0:41 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_9I don't know. Do you live here?
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0:41–0:42 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_10Yeah, I live here. I think me and Sora were talking about like the worst area in Japan or whatever, the homeless area.
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0:43–0:50 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_11Oh, did you go there?
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0:50–0:51 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_12I live there. You live there? Ishinari? Ishinari, yeah. I can take you there.
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0:51–0:55 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_13I've been there. I got shouted at by old men.
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0:55–0:58 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_14No, everyone— there was like some guys having a coffee and I was like—
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0:58–1:01 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_15That place scares me.
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1:01–1:01 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_16Konbanwa!
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1:01–1:01 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_17And they were like, oh, konbanwa.
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1:01–1:02 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_18I don't know. People here are pretty polite, actually. I don't see what the problem was.
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1:03–1:06 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_19I had two old men tell me to move out the way.
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1:07–1:10 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_20Oh, weird.
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1:11–1:13 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_21Maybe it's just bad luck.
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1:13–1:14 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_22I don't have a problem with anyone here. They're pretty polite. They're more polite than Tokyo, it seems.
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1:14–1:18 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_23Yeah.
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1:18–1:20 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_24What were you gonna do? I was gonna.
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1:20–1:22 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_25I don't know.
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1:22–1:22 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_26But he's getting on the tube constantly. I don't know.
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1:23–1:26 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_27We could walk somewhere if you want.
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1:26–1:28 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_28Okay.
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1:28–1:29 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_29What's your name?
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1:29–1:29 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_30My name is. You can call me Mama.
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1:29–1:32 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_31Mama?
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1:32–1:33 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_32Yeah, Mama.
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1:33–1:33 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_33Okay.
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1:33–1:34 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_34So you prefer Japan over Thailand?
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1:34–1:40 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_35Yeah.
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1:40–1:42 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_36Really?
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1:42–1:43 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_37Oh, maybe because I speak Thai.
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1:44–1:45 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_38How long were you in Thailand?
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1:45–1:47 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_394 months, and I'm going back for another 2 months.
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1:47–1:50 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_40All right.
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1:50–1:51 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_41I really love it there. So you understand Japanese or you don't understand it?
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1:51–1:55 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_42Yeah, I do.
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1:55–1:56 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_43Oh, okay.
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1:56–1:57 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_44I'm not fluent though. So sometimes I don't really catch what they're saying.
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1:57–2:00 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_45How long have you been learning Japanese for?
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2:00–2:03 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_46I started in 2007.
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2:03–2:08 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_47But you've been on and off for a really long time?
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2:08–2:12 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_48I studied it for a few years and I kind of gave up. What?
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2:12–2:15 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_49How are you not fluent, man? You've been doing this since you were a kid.
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2:15–2:18 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_50I don't study it every year. I just studied it for like 2 years.
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2:18–2:22 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_51You just took a break?
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2:22–2:22 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_52Yeah, 2 years and I kind of stopped.
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2:22–2:25 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_53So like how many accumulated years in total?
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2:25–2:28 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_54Probably like a year and a half, maybe.
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2:28–2:31 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_55Okay, that makes sense.
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2:31–2:33 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_56I did the JLPT and then I passed it, level 2.
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2:33–2:37 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_57Oh, level 2.
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2:37–2:38 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_58But then I, I failed level 1 and then I gave up.
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2:38–2:41 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_59Oh fuck, I should just take the 1 at this point. I thought I was at like level 3 or something, you know.
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2:41–2:47 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_60Level 3 is quite easy before you do level 2.
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2:47–2:49 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_61I know, I should just do the 1 then.
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2:49–2:51 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_62You're a YouTuber?
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2:52–2:53 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_63Yes, I am a YouTuber. I'm traveling to Japan.
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2:53–2:56 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_64Oh nice.
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2:56–2:56 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_65I'm gonna stay one year in Japan and I'm gonna go to Korea. I am selling handmade accessories for my flight ticket money, for my sleeping money, for my eating money. Those are handmade.
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2:56–3:07 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_66Okay.
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3:07–3:07 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_67So please could you buy something for me?
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3:07–3:09 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_68Uh, how much for one?
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3:09–3:10 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_69Any price, bro. Someone gives 1,000, yeah, and someone gives 3,000, 5,000, yeah.
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3:10–3:14 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_70One time you choose.
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3:14–3:16 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_71It's up to you, man. How much you want from your pretty heart? Donation.
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3:16–3:20 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_72I've only got coins. Sorry, so less man. Like a couple hundred.
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3:21–3:28 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_73How much?
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3:29–3:30 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_74Just a couple hundred.
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3:30–3:31 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_75Yeah, yeah, I know. I can't, I can't give you one more like this.
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3:31–3:34 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_76Okay. What's your YouTube name?
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3:34–3:36 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_77This is the name of YouTube.
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3:37–3:38 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_78YG Tuan No Sim Bas.
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3:39–3:41 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_79Okay. You want to try?
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3:42–3:47 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_80Um, I'm okay.
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3:48–3:49 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_81Okay, thank you so much.
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3:49–3:50 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_82Good luck.
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3:51–3:51 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_83See you guys.
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3:51–3:52 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_84Nice to see you. See you.
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3:52–3:54 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_85Take care.
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3:54–3:54 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_86They're asking what does the sign say.
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3:55–3:57 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_87Conversation, conversation. Okay, anyone want to talk with me? Yeah, everyone ignores it though.
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3:57–4:04 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_88So you here working or something?
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4:06–4:07 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_89No, I'm just also a tourist right now.
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4:07–4:09 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_90Yeah, so 90-day stamp?
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4:09–4:11 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_9160 days because I got to go back to Thailand before my visa expires.
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4:12–4:15 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_92So do you speak better Thai than Japanese?
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4:15–4:18 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_93No, I speak way better Japanese than Thai. My Thai level is like barely any Thai.
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4:18–4:23 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_94I did three months at a Thai school. I can barely say anything.
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4:24–4:27 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_95Three months at a Thai school?
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4:27–4:28 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_96Yeah.
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4:28–4:28 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_97I just learned by myself, and I just had a bunch of Thai people teaching me random words like "อิดอก", "คوئี", "อิบา", "อีย", "ปามมุมได้" like stuff like that. I don't know what any of that means. Oh, 日本語が話せます。はい。 Where is he taking us?
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4:28–4:54 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_98Sky damage.
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4:54–5:02 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_99Please tell me any card. Joker of clubs. Jack of clubs.
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5:09–5:41 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_100Okay, I show clubs.
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5:41–5:42 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_101One.
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5:43–5:44 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_102Okay, one cards. Okay, please pick one. Pick a card.
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5:44–5:50 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_103Pick a card.
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5:51–5:51 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_104これはいいんですか?いいですよ。もうジョーク。 Okay, no jack of clubs.
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5:51–5:58 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_105Okay,やらせてください。 1, 2, 3.
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5:58–6:03 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_106Yeah!
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6:03–6:07 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_107It's the same.
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6:07–6:14 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_108Ah, wow, that's kind of cool.
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6:14–6:21 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_109最 強 的 な 魔 法 通 貨 ね。 め ちゃ く ちゃ。 じゃあ も ら います。 はい。 です。 えー。 あ はは は。 えー っていう の も いい な。 う ーん。 ナ イ ス。 ちょ う ど です けど ね。 あと で よ かった ら して ください。 え っと 今 は あの プ チ 断 食 して います から、 あの 後 から。 も し も お 帰 ります。 そうですね。 ライ ブ 配 信。 オ ー ケ ー。 あ、 はい。 Yes. マ ジ ック カ フ ェ and watch.
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6:26–6:59 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_110マ ジ ック カ フ ェ。 ぜ ひ あの 聞 いて ください。 Thank you. Thank you.
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6:59–7:05 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_111Let 's go. Bye bye.
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7:05–7:10 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_112あり がとう ございます。 I used to have a Japanese wife here like five years ago, but it didn 't work out. And I thought if I came back here, then she might want to meet up or something. But she blocks me.
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7:10–7:21 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_113Yeah, you know, I've been trying to figure that out too. I've been like ghosted like at least by like 15 people on like Tinder, Bumble, Hares in the past 2 months. Yeah, it doesn't work out. I don't know, I think the foreigner game doesn't work anymore. Foreigners, they lost their edge here.
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7:21–7:40 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_114Yeah. So how, how'd you meet girls? Go to a bar or something?
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7:40–7:46 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_115No, that didn't work. Everyone ignored me at the bar.
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7:47–7:50 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_116Ah, because I was thinking of doing that too, but I don't have the confidence.
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7:50–7:54 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_117Even if you have the confidence, they'll just—they just barely will talk to you. They don't go—they don't go to talk to you; they go to talk with their friends.
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7:54–8:00 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_118Yeah, it's tough.
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8:02–8:04 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_119Well, I think I'm gonna walk off and do my own thing. Okay. So it's nice meeting you. Yeah, nice meeting you too, man.
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8:04–8:10 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_120Hope you have a good time with the sign. No, it's fine.
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8:10–8:15 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_121Well, I'm gonna go that way. All right, see ya.
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8:15–8:19 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_122Oh my God, awkward. Oh my God.
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8:24–8:40 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_123Well, that was interesting.
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8:43–8:44 · rev_753180f2ff6ae9d159126dbf534fc3e3_124Maybe he wanted to ditch too, but it was too awkward. Should I go and run back and say, actually, let's hang out all day?
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