trying Thai food in Japan [ZF8lWDe5ewQ]

It's so windy today, but we have to go

out.

It's going to be windy.

All day.

Look,

wind, wind, wind until,

until 7 PM.

Oh my God, look.

22 miles per hour wind, 41 mile per hour

gusts.

God, Japan sucks.

What kind of coffee?

I got Nescafé Gold Blend.

It's pretty good.

Why does the weather in Japan suck so

much?

It's either raining all day or it's windy

all day.

Swear to God,

barely any days are good for weather.

Versus what, the air?

Look how windy it is.

I

might change my mask.

Okay,

let's go.

Oh, goddamn Americans.

Guy blah blah blah all day long on his

stupid phone.

He can't go 10 minutes without talking.

Last night he was, I don't know, watching

anime until half past 2 in the morning.

And then the other guy— it's not just him

though, it's the other guy too— banging

and binging and bonging.

The other guy is not as loud because he's

not as big, so he's a bit quieter when he

opens doors and walks around.

But for some reason, he likes to bang in

his room, dropping stuff, thudding stuff.

And he also talks on the phone, but his

voice is much quieter.

They're both annoying.

They stay up really late Until, I don't

know, 1, 2 AM.

Uh, feels like there's no point

complaining when it's not just one guy

who's loud.

Uh, today's going to be hell.

Look how windy it is.

But I need to stream.

Let me go this

way.

I put sun cream on as it looks like it's

quite sunny.

Why is my screen so bright— I mean, so

dark?

Just max brightness.

There are parts of Japan where you like

the people more than in Osaka.

I think people in Japan are all the same

everywhere.

It's just Osaka has more Yankees, the

chavs.

I think because Osaka, Amagasaki area is

like an industrial area.

So the more industrial the area is, the

more low-class people you have, and then

they have kids, and then the kids turn out

low-class too.

So I think there's a higher concentration

of chavs in the Kansai area.

It's definitely less in Kyoto because

Kyoto is more like a tourism area.

I think the problem is when you are near

the

sea.

The problem is when you're near the sea,

there's a lot of industry near the sea—

shipping yards, warehouses, that kind of

stuff.

So then you get more idiots, basically.

It's the same where I live in the UK, a

lot of warehouses and factories, so you

get a lot of laborers, manual laborer kind

of people, and then they set up their

families and houses there, and then they

have chavvy kids.

That's why I like Honmachi.

Honmachi is nice because it's just

business and offices and the people who

work in like an office corporation,

they're usually highly educated, not

annoying.

So I don't know why the dumber people are,

the more annoying they are.

Yeah, maybe Tokyo is better.

I don't know.

The thing about Tokyo is it's got those

Nigerian scammer people that I'm scared

of, but I think they are mostly in the

Roppongi area.

They do not like being filmed.

I saw Ice walk around and they got mad at

him because they were being filmed and

they were like following him around.

Well, we'll see.

We've got 5 days left until I go to Tokyo.

I'll do maybe some streams outside,

see if it's any different.

But this area where— the area where I've

had the most problems has not been in

Osaka, it's been in Amagasaki.

So Amagasaki would not be comparable to

Tokyo, it would be more terrible too.

I don't know, Chiba or Saitama.

I haven't really had problems in Osaka,

it's just where I live is not Osaka.

Also, I want to start streaming earlier so

I'm not out so late.

I'm a bit scared now.

But then I guess you can kind of say, um,

that just shows how safe Japan is because

I've been streaming very late at night in

the middle of nowhere, very quiet streets,

for weeks now, months, and the only

problem, biggest problem I had was some

stupid kid screaming in my ear.

That's not too bad.

At least it's not like London where you

probably get stabbed or something or

beaten up.

I walked around in

Damn, 6:00 PM in a busy street and I got

nearly beaten up, pushed around.

Now that was scary.

Maybe if I was streaming he would have

backed off.

Uh, having this stream does kind of help

me cuz people don't want to commit a crime

on camera.

I've got the evidence.

I don't know if those kids from the other

stream, they knew I was a foreigner or

they could see I was streaming.

That's why they targeted me, or because I

just look kind of weak from behind.

I don't know if from behind you can tell

I'm streaming.

I look like this with a wire, and maybe

they heard me talking English.

I don't know, it's hard to say.

I don't think they knew I was streaming

cuz it's pretty dark and it's not obvious

from behind.

Yeah, it's kind of disappointing cuz I

thought I got bullied a lot in the UK

because I'm Asian, but then I come to

Japan, which is Asian, and and I still get

bullied by the kids.

I think the reason is not because I'm

Asian, it's because I look weak.

That's probably the why.

That's probably the reason why I keep

getting targeted.

But I don't really know what to do.

I'm wearing 2 pairs of trousers.

Do you know how much exercise and bulking

up you would have to do to grow muscle the

equivalent of a second pair of trousers?

So I'm already pretty bulky looking

because I've got so many layers on.

I'd have to wear like 4 layers of trousers

to really bulk up even more.

My legs just look really skinny.

I don't know, there's not much I can do

about it.

My dad's legs were exactly the same.

It's just genetics.

Oh well, thanks Gerald.

It's weird, it doesn't feel too windy when

you're outside, but it seems really windy

in my room because the whole building's

rattling and shaking.

5 layers, yeah.

Get some fake foam and muscle padding to

slip under my trousers, strap it with

Velcro.

Also, the way I walk looks kind of weak.

I don't really know how to walk tough like

this.

I don't know how to do the chav walk.

I'm just oozing weakness.

Humans are a very predatory species.

They even prey upon their own species.

It's like built into our nature to prey

upon the weak.

Unfortunately, a lot of people are like

that, especially kids, because they're

stupid.

Maybe I need big baggy trousers.

I think it's fine during the day cuz you

got all the normal people out now, all the

adults, the mums.

It's just 1:00 a.m.

in the night is when you get all the

delinquent guys hanging around.

It's like how vampires come out at night

cuz that's the only time they can come out

and do what they want.

Yeah, the reason why when I was married,

this place— I liked this place.

It felt safe, it looked nice.

It does look nice and it does feel safe

during the day,

but recently my experience in Japan has

been very different cuz I keep coming out

so late to stream,

doing all this outside Like streaming has

kind of exposed me to the ugly ugliness.

Also, I look kind of stupid walking around

with my selfie stick like this.

Is that a white guy?

He looks like he should be in Thailand,

that guy.

He accidentally teleported from Thailand

into Amagasaki.

Uh, I kind of miss white people.

They just seem less angry, more chill.

Do you think Asian people are just angrier

in general than white people?

Oh, getting blown.

At least the wind is blowing behind me.

It's kind of pushing me on.

I hate it when the wind is blowing in

front of you and pushing you back.

Johnny Smiley got beat up again.

What, in Israel?

Did he get released?

Why is in Israel so dangerous?

I was watching Ice's Thailand streams, the

old ones.

Felt so nostalgic.

I think his streams are really good in

Thailand, and then after he left, it went

all downhill.

For me anyway.

Japan is definitely a different experience

during the day.

Feels safe with all these normal people

around.

I like 2 PM Japan more than 2 AM Japan.

I'm thinking if the delinquents come out

in the middle of the night past 1 AM, that

means they probably sleep late.

And they're probably just sitting around

at home

until the evening.

I'm thinking we walk into Umeda today, but

then we get the train back.

I don't want to walk home anymore along

that road.

That road around the overhead motorway is

very isolated and kind of scary because

you'll be all alone in some biker chavs

will come along.

I don't want to go along that road ever

again, the one that goes straight ahead

into Umeda.

I don't want to go on that road again.

Traumatized now.

I'm just going to get the train home.

I'll get the last train home

and then maybe sit around outside the

guest house past midnight and then end the

stream probably around 1 AM.

I need to start trying to wake up earlier.

I thought— I thought maybe, you know, when

I went into McDonald's, there were a bunch

of chaps, so I walked out.

I thought maybe he was in the McDonald's

and he saw me earlier.

That's why they initiated, because they

remembered me.

But I checked back on the stream and there

were different people

Did Blood Bucket message you after the

hooligans?

No, but she liked my Instagram story.

I got 1,400 views on my Instagram story

clipping the scream, and Elvis the Alien,

Ice Poseidon, and Hong Kong Guy looked at

it.

I thought Ice would have unfollowed me

after that.

Followed me by now because I talk shit

about him.

He probably doesn't know.

It's funny, Ice and Elvis watch my

stories.

I thought Elvis might have unfollowed me

by now because I talk shit about him too.

So what we're going to do is walk straight

down this road until there's a river, and

then we're going to follow the river down.

You don't know my Instagram?

I'm pretty sure the chatbot should be

posting my Instagram.

Guys, follow my Instagram.

I'm losing followers every time I post

something.

I lose a bunch of followers.

I had 8,000, now I dropped back down to

7,900.

You

guys don't follow me.

Why is my chatbot not posting links today?

Oh, it is.

It's posting my Revolut my gaming channel.

I don't know if it's posted to my

Instagram.

It's Rabbits Ate My Family.

That's my Instagram.

I post clips and pictures.

I can barely see my phone screen, so

bright.

Oh, thank God I only wore 2 layers today.

It's really hot.

Oh, this feels so much better than walking

around at night.

I feel safe.

Maybe we go to Osaka Castle as well.

I think the bad teens, they hang out at

night,

so I'll just start streaming during the

day now.

I'm supposed to meet— well, Hong Kong guy

said tomorrow, but he said that weeks ago,

so I don't know if we're actually gonna

meet.

He said, I'll try and make

17th, but it's tomorrow and I haven't

heard from him.

So I think I'm gonna make new plans for

the weekend because it doesn't seem likely

that he's gonna meet, and

I've got offers,

other offers.

I'm a busy man too.

He's had how many weeks to meet me and he

didn't try to meet me, so it's his fault.

He said he'll be back in Japan end of

April.

April was a long time ago.

I'm going to Tokyo soon.

Oh my God,

footpath just suddenly dropped.

Yesterday I just sat in my room, my feet

really hurt.

You don't know how much I walked last

stream.

I walked like 55,000 steps all the way

from IKEA.

I walked about 27 or 28 kilometers.

I don't know how I walked so much,

but my feet were all swollen and painful.

I felt like my toes were fatter than

usual.

I didn't know that happens.

You walk too much, your feet swell up.

I had to just stay off my feet all day

yesterday,

sit on my bed.

Um, well, I didn't do anything.

I just sat on my bed watching YouTube and

planning trips, looking at Google Maps,

looking at flights and hotels.

So this is where I do my laundry.

You see how long I have to walk just to do

laundry?

I go down that road.

They have a nice corner coin laundry down

there.

¥700, clean, dry, and detergent included.

Should get free drinks as well for that

price.

I mean, ¥700 just to do laundry.

The laundry machine at the guest house is

¥200 plus ¥100 for drying.

There's a net cafe here.

I don't want to go to net cafes because I

think they are attract the chavvies.

Anywhere where there's bright lights,

arcade machines, cinemas, darts, bowling,

you want to avoid because that's where the

stupid kids like going.

Oh, what?

There's a shrine up there?

I didn't know that.

No, I don't want to go there.

Maybe next time.

Check my map.

There should be a river, and then if we

follow the river down south, it takes us

somewhere that I want to go to.

Oh, we're only halfway.

Damn, I'm gonna get burned.

I don't know if I'll get burned because I

put sun cream on, but look at the sky.

That is high UV.

That's a high UV

sky.

You walk 12K steps a day

doing what?

I do about 45,000 when I stream.

Yeah, my toes— the shape of my toes is

changing from all the walking.

My second toe looks weird now.

It's like getting round at the end.

I think my shoes are too small.

Yeah, I know I need to get better shoes,

but It's not worth it just for another

week of streaming.

Look,

my shoes,

they get kind of pointy at the end, so my

toes get bunched up.

I don't want to bike Because I can't read

the chat.

It's really hard to bike and read the

chat.

I can only read the chat when I stop.

And also, the bicycle would be very

expensive for over 6 hours—

thousands of yen.

People calling me a coward because of the

scream thing, but it's pretty cowardly of

him to do like a hit and run and then

quickly ride away.

He's the coward.

It's not really a brave thing to do, is

it?

Anyone could just ride a bicycle, scream

at someone, and ride off.

It's like knocking on someone's door and

then running away.

I could go up to Conor McGregor, scream at

him, and ride off as well.

It doesn't mean I'm tough,

it just means I'm a wuss.

He rode off quickly like a wuss, even

though he had 3 of his friends behind him,

just because he wanted to bully someone.

It's just like sick mentality.

I just don't understand that feeling of

wanting to prey upon someone.

I'm just too much of a peace-loving guy.

I don't like violence or annoying people

or disturbing people.

Okay, maybe I cheat because I like sex,

and then people get upset because they got

cheated on, but that's the most I do.

But then people call me the psychopath and

stuff like that, which upsets me because I

don't want to hurt people or upset people.

Why didn't you chase them?

How am I going to chase them?

They're on bikes.

They'll just ride away, or they would stop

and then attack me.

4 versus 1.

I don't want my phone to get broken.

If my phone got broken,

I would just use my S10+ for streaming.

I wouldn't buy a new one.

I can't afford to buy another £1,000

phone.

I would just have to go back to using my

old phone.

The Flip 4Z doesn't really have much

benefits over the S10+ apart from it can

flip.

In half.

Yeah, I would like something like a Google

8 or S24 Ultra because I reckon they could

do wide angle better than my phone.

Look at my, my wide angle looks like this.

Doesn't it look really shaky?

It's very shaky around the edges, kind of

weird looking.

So I have to use— I have to use this lens

because it's more stable.

But I'm not gonna buy a new phone just for

streaming.

It's not worth it.

I don't make enough money from streaming.

I make maybe $60 per stream.

I would end up blowing my entire month's

earnings on one phone,

and I'm gonna go home soon anyway.

Back to the UK, bedroom streams with a

webcam

at my nice bedroom.

Can't wait.

S24 wide is amazing.

I wonder what it's like if you do a live

stream with it, because this phone is

really good, has a good stable wide angle

when you make videos, but when you stream,

it's like it's using a different algorithm

for the stabilization, and it doesn't look

as good as the video version.

The stream version—

I think it's because the camera app is

made by Samsung, the default app, but the

stream app is made by someone else, and

they don't have access to the Samsung

camera API, I think it's called.

I don't really understand it.

I probably won't ever buy a new phone in

my whole life.

I'm broke.

I have 3 phones, they all work fine.

The new phones don't really do much

different, it's just slightly better

cameras.

I reckon I would end up dying and I still

have the same phones, unless those phones

just break.

Oh

wait, I'm at the river.

I need to walk down it, so maybe— oh, this

is kind of scary.

Should be safe.

Middle of the day,

but this river takes me to a castle.

Yeah, I think my camera looks pretty good.

It's just a bit cropped in.

I watched my stream on the TV and it looks

really good.

I'm surprised because I got the bitrate

set to quite low, 2,500 bitrate.

It's not like 7,000 bitrate.

Really happy with how the streams turned

out because I was really stressing out

back in Fukuoka.

I couldn't figure out— do you remember my

first stream attempt?

It was so bad and pixelated.

I was at the ramen shop and then it looked

good, and then I walked and then it looked

bad, and I was really stressing out.

I was using Larix and it kept lagging at

that castle.

Finally figured out how to fix it.

I just had to get a pocket Wi-Fi and a SIM

card,

but I'm not really using the SIM card.

The SIM card's just like a backup

connection.

I got this 5G unlimited pocket Wi-Fi and

it's pretty good.

I was so mad.

I went to that Fukuroka Castle and it kept

lagging,

and then I tried the YouTube app and it

streamed without lagging, but then the

quality was really

bad.

Check which way I'm going.

This path should go all the way down the

river south.

It's just a lot of old men I have to

overtake.

I just walk slowly.

Sony Xperia, why is that good for

streaming?

I wish there's a phone that had a wide

angle lens, and it had optical

stabilization.

But I think there's only room for one

optical stabilizer, and they always choose

the main lens for the optical

stabilization.

The wide-angle lens is usually more of a

gimmick lens.

But then the Sony— I think I heard the

Sony phones have bad mics.

The audio quality is bad, so it might have

better camera, but then it's got worse

mics.

So hard to tell unless you actually get

the phone, download the apps, and test it

out.

Usually in the shop they don't let you

download apps.

I can't wait to go to Tokyo.

Just one more weekend and then I leave.

I've got to clean my room on Sunday,

take out all the rubbish, get on the

bullet train.

Bullet train's going to be about $100.

There's also a bus that goes to Tokyo, and

it's about a third of the price of the

bullet train, but it's 8 hours overnight.

You arrive 6 AM in the morning.

I can't check into my hotel so early,

so I'd have to like sit around in

McDonald's or something.

8 hours on the bus sounds like a

nightmare.

I'm just gonna pay the extra money.

And get the bullet train.

I didn't— I did an overnight bus in

Vietnam and it was horrible.

It was a sleeper bus.

You could barely sleep in it.

Move!

Oh look, he didn't run away.

I think the sensor in this phone is a Sony

sensor.

Ah, you see, this is the motorway that I

walk under to get back home.

And that's where that bicycle ramp thing

is.

I am so lucky that I did not get

McDonald's last— I mean, last stream,

because if I had gotten McDonald's, I

would have arrived at where I arrived a

few minutes later,

or, uh, no, later, and those biker guys

might have got me under the bridge.

They might have tried something.

So in a way, I think I was kind of lucky I

was near the busy road.

I don't eat only McDonald's.

I had Domino's Pizza once,

KFC.

Kind of bored of Japanese food.

The only good Japanese food is yakiniku,

and that's— I, I don't even think of that

as Japanese food.

It's just meat grilled on a fire.

How's that any kind of food?

It's just meat.

I don't think any country can claim that

as their food.

And a bit of cabbage and kimchi.

It's more like Korean food.

I can't believe Sunny doesn't eat any

vegetables.

That's crazy.

I offered her some cabbage and she was

like, ew, yuck.

It's nice.

The cabbage is crunchy and fresh and it's

got sesame oil and it's salted.

She doesn't like kimchi either, or any

kind of pickled vegetables because it's

vegetables.

I never met anyone who doesn't eat any

vegetables.

I like vegetables.

I think they complement the meat nicely

because meat can be too meaty and greasy.

It's nice to have some fresh vegetables

that complement it.

I wonder if she has ramen, does she pick

out all the vegetables like David Bond

does?

Did I play Pokémon Go?

Yeah, I did.

I was in Taiwan when it was really

popular.

I remember walking around outside with my—

with that Taiwanese girl's brother.

Oh wow, thanks.

Why is your name all vertical?

I can't read it.

Ryan Kuchinta Orbit Without Oil.

Tommy Gun, you got the memberships.

You win the special coordinates for where

I buried the treasure.

That'd be funny if I did that.

I've seen people do that on, um, like a

Shorts.

This guy, he puts an Apple AirTag in like

a bottle with coordinates that leads you

to a treasure box that he buried, and it's

got cigars and alcohol and stuff in it.

I should bury something good like my nudes

and

put the Google coordinates in the

membership.

Oh, look

at these chains.

I wonder what these chains are for.

I think it's like earthquake dampening

technology.

I wonder if they have earthquake dampening

technology under the pillars, because if

everything's cemented and fixed in place

solidly, if an earthquake happens, it

would just crack, wouldn't it?

Bury your sheets and kettle in a time

capsule.

My sheets are disgusting.

I ran out of tissues, so I just cummed on

the mattress

and then wiped it off later, and now

there's a big stain on it and

I haven't washed it once in 2 months.

I haven't washed my bedsheets once.

I can't be bothered.

No one's coming over to stay.

If I had a girl coming over to stay, then

yeah, I would wash it.

No one's coming in my room.

The only people who came in my room were

the police detectives.

They probably smell my room.

It's okay, I don't really care if I'm all

dirty in my bed because I get out the bed,

then I have a shower, and now I'm clean.

That's called logic, unlike some people

who are like, I want to be clean in my

bed.

But then I get out of the bed and I'm all

dirty again.

I don't wash until the next time I go into

bed.

They only make themselves clean to be in

the bed, which is so dumb.

I make myself clean to be outside when

people can see me.

Oh, the footpath ended.

I couldn't care less if I'm dirty in bed.

I'm— of course I'm dirty in bed.

I'm naked, I'm like touching myself

and I'm sweating and I'm cumming,

filthy in bed.

But then I come out and wash myself.

Couldn't care less.

Why would you care if you're clean in your

bed.

No one's gonna see you.

No one even knows if you're clean or not,

apart from your girlfriend, I guess.

But then you have cereal, and then you're

both sweaty and dirty again.

You have a shower, get into bed, then you

have cereal, and then you're sweaty and

full of cum.

You don't have a shower again, do you?

So then what's the point?

I have personal standards when I come

outside and people can see me.

If no one can see me, I don't really care.

I don't feel gross in the bed.

Why would I feel gross in the bed?

You don't see any dirt because you turn

the lights off.

You turn the lights off, you go to sleep.

How do you see the dirt?

You don't feel it.

It's not like there's piles of sand and

mud in my bed.

It's just a bit of stains, and it smells

like me.

And I like the smell.

I like my smell.

I think I smell good.

I smell like salted meat covered in oil.

I smell like an oiled salted ham.

I would taste delicious if an animal came

to eat me, covered in sweat and salt.

I'm also very hairless.

You go out all day.

Yeah, maybe I would take a shower because

you're just drenched in sweat.

Whatever.

Do you want to buy my sweat?

Gamer boy sweat, $50.

Ah, so nice, no delinquents out during the

day.

I think they only come out at night.

Got nice responsible adults, cute little

kids before they turn into stupid

teenagers.

How do I cross here?

I think I've converted back to being a day

person.

You get all the nice people during the day

and then the dregs come out at night.

So I started an hour ago, 2 PM.

In 10 hours it'll be 12.

Yeah, we can do a 9 or 10 hour stream

before midnight, get back into the safety

of my room before the dregs come out.

6-year-old Daniel would do the same thing

as a 35-year-old.

I hope so.

Why would I not?

I mean, I hope I don't have to walk around

all day long.

I hope I've got a room in a house when I'm

60.

I hope I got Lord Mansion.

I'll turn it into a YouTuber house.

Then I can sit in my room,

focus on my actual interests.

I'm not really interested in aimlessly

walking around all day.

It's kind of boring, to be honest.

I'd like to go out to a nice place, get a

meal, walk around for a few hours, and

then come home.

I don't want to walk around all day, but I

have no choice because I don't have a nice

home.

I've got a stupid guest house room, an

annoying stupid American who won't shut up

all day.

All day long he's on the fucking phone.

He can't shut up for 10 minutes.

And then when he's not on the phone, he's

teaching English.

At least yesterday he was out most of the

day, so I had a nice peaceful day.

He came back around, I think, 10 PM.

I can't stand him.

I'm sure he's a nice guy and he's got

friends and his friends think he's great,

but having to live next to him is a

nightmare.

This is something his friends don't know

about, how annoying it is to have him as a

roommate.

He sounds like a nice guy and everything,

like caring,

fun to be around, lots of laughs, good

jokes.

He sounds like a fun guy if you met him at

a bar, but my God, is he annoying to live

with.

He doesn't shut the door when he goes to

the toilet.

Because I can hear him just going in there

and I can hear the piss and I don't hear

the door opening or closing.

So is he just like standing there with his

butt hanging out with the door wide open?

Probably.

I don't know if he shuts the door when he

goes and has a shower.

I've seen him walking into the shower room

with his bathrobe and his belly hanging

out.

I think if I came to Osaka again, I'd

probably book a room at the other guest

house.

The one I went to a few streams ago is

much nicer.

Although the shower is like one big shower

room on the first floor, which

is kind of embarrassing if there's people

in there.

Change— one time I walked in there, the

gay guy was completely naked.

I saw his butt.

He was drying off.

He was like, oh, Daniel.

I could have grabbed his knob, jerked him

off right there.

I don't know how people just stand there

butt naked getting dressed at the

entrance.

Of course, it's kind of sketchy down here.

Someone's cleaning it, cleaning the

gutter.

The old people here are funny.

They got nothing to do, so they just go

around cleaning the gutter.

Why is it so tiny?

If I was 6 foot tall, I'd definitely hit

my head on that.

And these steps are really shallow.

I keep raising my leg up higher to take a

step.

I think my advice is just save up a bit

more money and then get yourself somewhere

nice to stay.

Otherwise, you're gonna have a bad trip in

Japan.

You'll just be angry like me.

Just save up a bit more money, a few more

months, get yourself a hotel at least.

So you can enjoy your time in Japan.

I'm just really suffering because I'm

trying to save money.

Hopefully the money I've saved

will be—

I'll be able to use it on something nice.

Well, I kind of blew $1,500 already.

I got this nice Japanese inn with a

premium

traditional dinner, cost ¥30,000.

Don't tell anyone.

So how much is that?

It's like $160.

I booked a $160 $60 dinner.

8 dishes.

I don't know if 8 dishes means 8 courses.

The chef— the website has the chef on it,

his name and his history and his story.

It's like, Chef something something grew

up in Tokyo and spent 10 years working in

this pristine, prestigious restaurant

before going to France to learn about

French cuisine before coming back to

Japan, to his hometown, where he focuses

on delivering the best gastronomical

experience.

I bet it's rubbish though.

I don't know what to expect, but it's part

of the experience, isn't it?

It's probably like very traditional

Japanese food, a bit of fish, miso soup,

pickled vegetables.

Bit of beef.

See if it's worth it.

No, not each.

I think for 2 people it was ¥16,500 per

person, so around ¥34,000 for 2.

I had to book the restaurant

because it didn't come included with my

hotel room.

My hotel only included breakfast.

Imagine my girlfriend doesn't even like

it.

I think there's some fish on the menu, so

she should have some seafood.

If she doesn't like it, I'll be pissed.

Get McDonald's.

They don't even have McDonald's there

because it's like a very traditional

place.

I don't think they even have konbinis.

But I think you should experience it at

least one time if you're in Japan.

Do you remember the video when I was

married at the traditional Japanese inn?

It's kind of like that, but not really

like that.

It's gonna be a bit different, but I think

it was a nice experience.

If you come to Japan, I think you should

try.

It is a bit expensive.

It's like $300 per person,

but you just do one night.

It's just something to experience when

you're in Japan.

Treat yourself, put it on the credit card,

worry about it later.

I've got 15 months zero interest

introductory offer.

I'm gonna max it out.

Why not?

Whatever.

I might die next week.

My credit card limit is £6,500, so nearly

$8,000, $9,000.

I already maxed out half of it.

I'm minus £2,500 in credit debt.

Haha,

don't care.

I might get killed tomorrow by a

delinquent Treat yourself in Tobu's

Shinchi.

No, I have now gotten to the age where I'd

rather have a nice room and a meal than

rubbish sex using a condom with some woman

who hates you, probably thinks you're a

creep and a weirdo for paying for sex,

and she's like lying there making fake

squirming sounds.

She doesn't even lick your neck or let you

touch her ear.

Boring.

I'd rather just get a nice meal, a nice

room.

Tobu zushin, she's so rubbish.

I'd say maybe 2 times out of 10 it's good

if you're lucky.

It's just so hard to know.

You go around the whole block trying to

look at girls to try and see which one's

nice.

Some of them really bitchy.

They're like, ew, what are you doing?

Oh, what do you want to do?

Oh, it's going soft again.

Oh, it's so soft.

And then the more they point out it's

soft, the softer it goes.

And then I'm like, oh my God, you, you

ruined it because you're all bitchy and

now you're pointing out that it's soft.

And then I had to get jerked off by her

hand because that was the only way to do

it without the condom.

Every time the condom went back on, it

went soft again.

It was so bad.

Put the condom on the second time, it went

soft again.

Terrible experience.

I think I've only had 2 really good

experiences where they let me do anything.

They like let me lick the bum hole, lick

the ear,

but it's very rare and it is completely

luck.

Dependent because you don't know who's

going to let you do stuff.

I guess maybe you could ask at the

entrance, oh, can I lick your bum hole?

But you can't ask that.

I think some of the girls do find you

attractive, so they let you do extra

stuff, and then some just don't find you

attractive and they're very strict, like,

oh, don't touch my neck, oh, don't touch

my ear, oh, don't do this.

It's boring.

I don't even jerk off to any of the

memories I had paying for it because they

were all really boring.

The only time I use memory banks for

jerking off material, things like, I don't

know, Turkish girl, tomoko,

actual real cereal, not artificial cereal.

Oh wow, thanks, uh, SX, $20, very

generous.

Can you tell us a bit more about the Asian

guy you had a thing with at the hostel?

What, the gay guy?

So I was in Japan 2016 feeling very

lonely.

I couldn't get a girlfriend.

I was really depressed and nocturnal.

Then one night he came back drunk, and I

was at the computers in the hallway, and

there was no one around apart from some—

there was some Kyrgyzstan, don't know,

like Mongolian guy also there, but he

never talked.

And then the gay guy was touching me, and

then he put his hands— he kept trying to

slide his hands down my trousers.

I put my arm across my stomach to block

access down to my pants But he kept trying

to go under my arm or over the arm.

He kept trying to like pull my dick out.

And that cricket stand guy was there.

I don't know if he was watching.

So then the gay guy stopped and he said,

okay, let's just talk.

Do you want to go to the park?

And then I said okay because I was very

lonely.

So I went to the park and then he just

started touching me again in the park.

And at that point I I couldn't be bothered

to resist anymore and I just let him.

And then my dick was in his mouth.

I guess it felt good because my dick went

hard.

He wanted me to see you, Em, but I said

not really.

I can't really be bothered to see you, Em.

And then he asked me if I want to come to

his room.

I said no.

Do I feel shame?

Not really, because I'm not homophobic.

I've got no problem with the gays.

Could you tell us a bit more about that

Asian guy you had a thing with at the

hostel from a few years back?

I knew him before.

I met him first in 2011 when I had the

French girlfriend because he was good

friends with the French girlfriend,

but it wasn't until 2016 when we did

things.

So I met him quite a lot before that, 2011

and 2013, because I went to that guest

house quite a few times.

I might go again to that guest house.

It's in Saitama.

If I want to stay in Tokyo, I might go

back there.

Would be weird though.

He did that thing when they give you a

Boris Johnson, you know, when the sausage

is in the mouth and then they use the tip

of their tongue to like tickle the tip of

your dick.

I like that, it's really good.

Not all girls know how to do it or know

that they should do it,

but it's nice when they know.

Maybe that's what it feels like when you

rub the ends of 2 sausages together.

Oh wow, thanks, IRSX.

Would you primarily go for older— why do

you primarily go for older women?

I don't.

The older women go for me.

I'm not choosing.

I'm not like turning down young girls

saying, sorry, you're too young for me.

I would serial anyone above 18

if I'm single, of course.

It's just unfortunate because younger

girls don't seem to be interested in me.

Usually it's older women,

especially if I use a dating application.

I never match with 20-year-olds.

It's always 40-year-olds, like 41, 42.

Youngest I can get, maybe 35.