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We have much to talk about.

Very much.

Oh, why am I Just

had a burger, so I'm a bit phlegmy.

So it is the aftermath of the wedding day.

Everyone's left. It's kind of weird how

there's no one here anymore.

What they want— oh wow, they want to talk

bad about Chihiro, which gets views. You

will never win PPL back with what you're

doing now. Just listen to the trolls for

once. They were the ones giving you views.

Yeah, okay, thanks, whatever.

There's nothing to talk about to

Hero. She's old news. So I finished

cleaning my room. Would you like it?

The house got trashed, and the garden.

The garden's full of Cigarette butts.

Disgusting. Imagine you get invited to a

wedding and you get invited to a garden

after-wedding party, and then you just

chuck your cigarette butts all over the

garden. We should have put out like a,

like an ashtray cigarette thing. Didn't

realize so many people smoked. Someone

shat in the portable toilet. I don't know

who's gonna clean that up. I didn't do

anything. I didn't clean anything. It's

not my wedding. So I went into the big

tent, which is behind the house in the

other garden. It smells like booze.

Someone did some cleaning. Some of the,

um, rubbish has been put into black bags.

I can't really show you much from my room

because you can only see one corner, but

around the corner there, there's another

tent where they were doing all the food.

They got these big massive fat fryers and

ovens, portable sinks. It stinks of

cooking oil. Er, stupid if you don't think

Chihiro gets you views. She was the main

reason why people watched. That's what er

not understanding. Mentioning Chihiro gets

you views. Yeah, well, I'm gonna do the

police station video at some point, maybe

next month. I'm just waiting for this

whole wedding thing to finish. So we can

get back to normal life. It's been a

nightmare, the entire thing.

Can we see photos of the big day?

I only took one photo. Let me

see. Got a handsome picture of me in my

suit. Got a picture of

the cheesecake.

Um, picture of the main course chicken,

and I've got a picture of the guests

outside the tent. It's a bit blurry.

That's it, really.

Who walked her down the aisle? Yeah, you

guys keep asking over and over if I was

gonna walk her down the aisle. No, my mum

walked her down the aisle. I don't know

why, but my mum was standing up at the

front with them. I thought usually when

you get married it's just the bride and

the groom, but my mum was standing up.

It's like the 3 of them were getting

married to each other. After a while,

the vicar or the priest told her to go and

sit down. I don't know if she— I

don't know if that was what was supposed

to happen or she just wanted to be up on

the front. It was kind of funny.

No, I don't have any photos of the people.

I don't want to post it because I might

get in trouble, but there was a

photographer and she was taking photos.

People took photos on their own phones as

well. I don't know if I'll see any of

them. Was his family up front as

well? No, it was just my mum. I met

his family as well. I mean,

nearly the entire wedding was his family.

It was like 80% his family and only— it

was only like 20% lords. I've never seen

so few lords. In a family get-together.

I felt like, is it because a

lot of the lords have died and they're

getting old now, so there's less of us?

Or did they just not want to come to the

wedding? I don't know. I swear, when I

went to my cousin's wedding about 10 years

ago, I felt like the lord family was huge.

And then this time I felt like, where are

all the lords at? Getting taken over here.

I only saw a couple uncles. Well, I got

one uncle and auntie in Australia. They

didn't come because they're old, they got

cancer and stuff, and it's a long flight

flying from Australia. It's like 16 hours.

And then this other uncle and auntie and

his family didn't come because apparently

coming to the house triggers him, makes

him upset. So the entire family didn't

come because he didn't want to come. I

think that's kind of weird.

Or is it like romantic to stick by your

husband no matter what? Always stick by

his side. If he didn't want to come, his

family could have come, but then maybe he

would have been upset that his family

didn't stick by his side. So I don't know,

it's kind of weird there. So only half the

Lord family were here, minus some cousins.

Some cousins did come. Said hello.

Didn't really talk to them though, just

said hello, how are you? I didn't

talk to anyone really.

So yeah, I went to the wedding, uh, there

were a lot of people. I nearly wore my

hoodie over my suit jacket, which I'm glad

I didn't because it's really hot. I didn't

really feel weird anymore because I saw

everyone else wearing suits, but it

was kind of uncomfortable. I couldn't wait

to get out of it. Yeah, so we went to the

church. We had to walk to the church, so

there were like hundreds of people walking

down the road to the church and back from

the church because there wasn't enough

space for parking.

And then I don't know, just sat there.

Someone's kids kept screaming and crying

during the service, which was kind of

annoying. So it was hard to like enjoy the

service because all you could hear were

these kids in the back. Shouldn't really

bring kids to a wedding. I don't

understand it.

It only rained a tiny bit. It was pretty

windy. It rained for like 10 minutes and

then the wind blew all the rain clouds

away. Yeah, and then we

saw the ceremony and there was singing,

but I didn't sing. Kind of reminded

me when I was a kid at primary school when

they used to take us to the church and

make us sing hymns. Felt like that.

It only lasted about half an hour, I

think. It was kind of awkward how—

I don't know, it felt like a lot of people

were avoiding eye contact with me,

looking away. I don't know if it's just my

imagination and paranoia, or if they've

all— I think they've always been like

that. There definitely were like a few

uncles, and Victoria's parents were

there too, and And I was like looking at

them to see if they would even look

towards me. They— every time I got near

them, they were like looking down at the

ground or looking away. It was really

weird. Do you think they hate me or

something? But to be honest, I didn't

see them talk to my sister either. They

only talked to my mum. I think they've

always been like that. I don't know. I

walked down the aisle because everyone was

sitting down, but I was still standing at

the entrance because I wanted to see the

horse. I gave up waiting, I went to sit

down. By that time, nearly everyone had

already sat down, so I walked down the

aisle to go to the front row to where my

seat was. And I was looking to the left

side, and I was like looking at Victoria's

parents and my uncles, and they're all

just like looking at the ground, turning

their heads away. It felt so weird. Do you

think it's because of my YouTube channel?

I think they've always been like that my

entire life. I've never spoken to those

uncles my whole life, but it's just so

funny how hard they try to avoid

interacting with me. It's just weird and

sad. I don't know why they're like that.

I've got 4 uncles on my English side. One

of them is like really friendly. He's the

one who lives in Australia. He even hugged

me. The other one who refuses to come

because he's got like house trauma, he's

quite friendly and chatty too. He talks to

me. But then the other 2, I have never

spoke to in my entire life. It's really

weird, but their wives talk to me. So I

talk to my aunties who are on my English

side but not blood related. They're really

friendly and they're like, oh, how are you

doing? How long are you back for? So I

talk to them, but uncles, really awkward.

I don't know if it's just like the Lord

awkwardness that some of us have.

Do they interact with your mum? One of

them kind of does, the other one doesn't.

The other one doesn't talk to anyone,

actually. I noticed. I was observing him.

I never see him talk to anyone.

Oh, he did talk to my Malaysian uncle. I

think maybe he's just shy as well. I don't

know, it just feels kind of weird.

And then I met some of the friends of my

sister's who I used to know from when we

were kids. Everyone looks like

adults now.

Did you leave the wedding already? It's

over. It was yesterday. And then we all

walked back. I mean, I got in the car with

my mum, so I drove back. And then everyone

else— there was like a massive convoy of

wedding-goers walking up the road. Must

have looked really weird. And then there

were these local people who live here

walking their dogs. They looked really— I

don't know, like, what's going on?

And then stood around in the garden. My

mum gave me a glass of champagne and I

drank half of it and I got kind of drunk.

And I was just standing there talking to

Dave Gibson the entire time.

Didn't know any of these people. I knew

like 10 out of the 100 or so. I think

there were like 100 people who came back

to the garden for food. And then I just

sat at the table in the big tent eating

the food. I talked a little bit to the

best man. He was quite friendly.

He also knows about the subreddit and my

YouTube channel because he was asking me

about YouTube and I said I do live streams

and I talk about stuff. And then he said,

we noticed the wedding got leaked, got

doxxed. And I said, oh yeah, it wasn't my

fault. I don't know how that happened. He

said they were a bit worried. I said,

don't need to worry. I got weirdo viewers,

but I don't think they would do anything.

Mostly harmless. All bite and no

bark. They just talk a lot of shit online,

but they don't really do anything. Well,

they try to, but nothing really happens.

So yeah, we're all kind of relieved that

it went smoothly without interference from

the weirdos. Which is

nice. I don't get blamed for anything.

Oh, I talked to this guy who worked at

Freetrade as well. I was standing in the

garden waiting to go into the tent,

and then this guy just started chatting to

me. He was really friendly and really

talkative. He said he used to work at

Freetrade, which is the investing app I

lost loads of money on. And I said, oh

yeah, I use Freetrade. And he said, oh,

how's that going for you? And I said,

yeah, I lost loads of money on it. And

then he laughed. He said he works at

Robinhood now. He said you should come

over to Robinhood. No thanks.

Isn't the Robinhood CEO like a dickhead?

Like a scammer or something? I don't

see why Robinhood's any better. I mean,

Robinhood has CFDs, so it just has more

ways to lose loads of money. No thank

Yeah, I told him I lost loads of money.

He said he also sucks at trading. I said

you're better off working for apps and

companies that give people the hope that

they could make money off trading instead

of actually trading. Safer way of making

money. All these deluded people

think they can get rich quick by buying

some meme stocks. You want

to be the guy who provides them the

service and the advice. They're the ones

making the actual money. All of us suckers

just get pump and dumped.

Yeah, it's all just the same. I can't

believe I lost like £15,000. I wish I

could have it back. I could pay back my

mum, pay off my credit card all at once.

Were you moved in any way seeing your

sister get married? No. People keep asking

me, did I cry? I'm not gonna cry at a

wedding. What is there to— why is it sad?

It's not like a sad thing where you cry.

I don't get the whole crying thing. Some

women were crying. I don't really get it

though. I only cry if there's like

something really sad. Like Simba's dad

Mufasa died or something.

No, I didn't cry. I didn't really feel

anything. I felt kind of annoyed with

those kids screaming in the back of the

church. I kept thinking, Jesus, take your

damn kids out of church. Shut them up or

take them out. I don't know. It was really

annoying. I couldn't hear what the vicar

I just felt mildly annoyed.

And I got a bit bored after about 20

minutes. I was thinking, come on, wrap it

up, I want to get the food.

Were there annoying chavs at the wedding?

No, they all— the

family seemed very like

upper class. They seem very posh,

not really like my family.

Yeah, the vibes are very different with

his family and my family. My family, the

Lords, they're like a family of builders

and engineers. His family are more like

accountants, financial people.

Very different vibes. Just imagine

like loads of people who work in the

financial district or Wall Street, like

that kind of person, but British. All

white, all tall, all have like that very

posh sounding accent.

Oh well, thanks LA Knight. Let me talk to

Yang. Daniel, unban me on Discord. The

wedding is over. You know you miss the

megastar. I will keep supporting you, but

only if you stop saying weird stuff that

would upset my sister. I had to ban you

cuz you were going too far saying weird

stuff about my sister's wedding,

and she was stressed out about the big

day. Didn't want to add more stress

to her stressors, but now it's over, I

think she's a bit relaxed now.

Oh well, thanks. I only hung around here

because I was waiting for Sabrina to

become single. Now that she's married,

I'm out. Goodbye, Daniel and Danielites.

Viking Prepper would be sad too. He's got

nothing to live for. He's got nothing to

live for anymore.

Promise let the megastar come back. Fine,

I'll ban you after I finish streaming.

It always feels weird. Like last night I

was in that tent, I was feeling really

nervous and anxious. Hundreds of people

all around me, it was so noisy. And then

you wake up the next day, you go into

there in the morning, it's completely

empty, and you feel like, own this

space, I am the king, I am dominating this

tent now. But last night I was sitting

there like a little scared mouse. I had to

ditch the entire wedding around 6 PM. I

couldn't do it anymore. I stayed for the

food and I talked a little bit and

I had some drinks. But then started to get

really awkward. People kept leaving the

table. Like, my mum didn't sit next to me

the whole time. She kept getting up and

moving around the entire tent to talk to

everyone. She was like talking to

everyone, and she was kind of drunk. And

then I also sat next to Dave Gibson. He

talked to me for a bit, but after a while

he got up and he left as well. And then I

was just left alone at the table, didn't

know what to do. I just sat there and I

looked at my phone. No one came up to me

or anything. So was Dave Gibson around

helping out? He seems like a proud father.

Yeah, he was very helpful. Did a lot of

gardening, filled in the rabbit holes.

Um, yeah, he was like a tank. You know,

in RPG games you get aggro from

the enemy mobs, and then you got a tank to

aggro them, to take their attention. So

you don't get any privacy there. Is it

true that in the UK the family watches the

bride and groom consummate their marriage?

Y'all are weird. No, I never heard that.

But yeah, he was like a tank absorbing the

attention of other people around me so I

didn't have to deal with them. So that was

pretty useful. It was just

really hard to talk. I couldn't hear what

they're saying. And then to be heard, you

had to really exert your voice, which I'm

not good at. I get really tired. My voice

gets worn out really quickly. It's weird.

I can do like a 12-hour livestream nonstop

talking, but after 5 minutes yelling at

some kind of party, my voice just dies.

What is all over everything? My YouTube

career. My good looks, my fertility,

the wedding.

There's like a weird somber melancholic

mood around the house now. Also, we lost

the cat for the entire night. Pushkin ran

away and then didn't come back. He didn't

even come back to go to sleep because

usually he sleeps outside my bedroom on

the floor. Who do you prefer as a father,

Robert or Dave Gibson? Who takes better

care of you? Uh, don't know.

Can't really say.

But we found him a couple hours ago. He

came back. He looked very scared. He must

have been terrified. The music was so

loud. The bass was like, mm, mm, mm,

until midnight. I fell asleep somehow.

I went to bed at 10 PM, managed to fall

asleep, but I got woken up again by sound

of more at 1 AM.

So the cat must have been really scared

when they

said to, um, stand up and

move away from the tables so they can

clear them away for the dance floor, I

thought, yeah, I'm done, I'm gonna go back

to my bedroom. So I left the wedding party

around 6 PM, but it went on. People were

partying until midnight.

I did go down once around 8 or 9 PM

because I got hungry. This guy was making

Thai hundreds of sandwiches in the

kitchen. Do you think Dave Gibson got a

big willy? I don't know, maybe.

I'm not really interested.

Yeah, I went down to get a sandwich.

There's this big guy making sandwiches.

I think he's coming back today to pick up

his stuff. They left all the stuff here,

like the big tents here with all the

tables and chairs. The other tent's still

here with all the kitchen stuff. I think

they're coming tomorrow to take it all

back. There were so many staff.

There was like 10 waiters and

I don't know, 4 or 5 cooks in the chef— I

mean, in the kent— I mean, in the tent

cooking stuff. I'm getting distracted. A

car just pulled in.

Yeah, there was like 10 waiters walking up

and down, chef guy in the kitchen, more

chef people in the other tent cooking.

Felt weird, like it wasn't my house

anymore, like it was some kind of shop,

like some property where they've got a

business where you're not allowed inside.

But then I'm allowed inside because I live

here, so I felt like I'm VIP.

Were they good sandwiches? Yeah, nice

bread, thick ham.

Ham was really good. It was like thick,

salty, proper ham with

some green leaves in it.

And chicken, chicken sandwiches, creamy

mayo. Why was Cami having random men

walking in and out of the house before she

met Dave Gibson? Was she having too much

fun after Robert's death? Well, before you

buy a new car, you got to test drive out a

few, don't you?

It felt like a level in Hitman. Have you

played Hitman where you infiltrate some

kind of venue? And there's this level in

Hitman 2, I think, where it's like a posh

English manor with all these servants and

cooking staff you got to sneak in. Felt

kind of like that. It was weird.

It just feels weird. If I was mega rich,

I really wouldn't want to have staff

around my property. It just felt kind of

strange. Should have hired

a cleaner as well. I was going to do the

cleaning, but everyone else started doing

it already. I don't like cleaning around

people. I like to clean when I'm alone.

I cleaned the landing outside my bedroom.

I cleaned my bedroom too.

I really hope that's the last wedding I

ever go to, unless my mum gets married

again. Unless my mom gets married again,

which I doubt. I'm not going to a wedding

ever again. Was Cami always known to be

freaky and love to test drive older men?

It seems like she was going around when

she was young. Don't know.

I'm still hungry. I had a burger and 2

sandwiches, packet of crisps, 2 packets of

crisps. Why am I still hungry?

Yeah, I think, um, they enjoyed the

wedding. I think it was a success.

Now we just gotta clean everything up and

wait for the people to come and take all

their stuff. There's that portable toilet

outside as well. I think about 10 people

stayed the night. We've got tents in the

garden. Look, there's one there, there's 2

over there.

There were quite a lot of people

downstairs this morning having breakfast.

And I saw them leave one by one. I think

about 10, maybe 12. Don't know

if they did it in the tent. I don't think

they did because the tents look like they

hold about 5, 4 or 5 people. If a gay

stripper showed up in your bedroom at the

wedding party waving his willy around in

your bed, what would you do?

Nothing at all.

Who paid for all this? I don't know, I

didn't really ask about the financial

stuff. I didn't pay for effort

and I got the food for free. Winning

I'm guessing my sister paid some and they

paid some. Maybe my mum paid for a bit. I

didn't pay for nothing. Not my wedding.

No one paid for my wedding when I got that

Big Mac.

I wish I could stream outside because I

would go outside and take you around, but

the internet sucks so much. Even just web

browsing takes forever to load a page.

Can't even barely get 4G here. It keeps

flipping between 3G and 4G. It's really

annoying. We're in this dead spot between

the main road and another— Come on, give

us something. Tell us, what would you do

if a gay stripper were to be waving his

willy on your bed during the wedding? Oh

no, nothing. Keep asking the same

question.

Slap it away before he smells like smelly

Greg sausage roll too.

All you did for your wedding was go to

McDonald's. I don't even know you could

say I had a wedding. I went to a town hall

and we signed a piece of paper. It's not

really a wedding. There was no wedding.

There was just signing a paper and then

McDonald's and then getting married

cereal.

It was such I mean, it wasn't even a

marriage. I mean, it was a marriage, but

it's not like a real marriage with a

wedding and everything. That's why I never

really took my marriage seriously, and I

just cheated all the time. I didn't really

think of it as like a proper marriage.

This is a proper marriage with people

coming over and a church ceremony. If it

was like that, then I might have thought

twice about cheating and stuff. Taking it

a bit more seriously.

I don't know, Ichiro must have like really

low standards just to have McDonald's

after getting married to some guy she only

knew for 2 months. People say I'm the

crazy one. She's crazy as well. I mean,

who gets married to someone you don't even

know for half a year? And then

none of her family even congratulated us.

Her family hated me. People say

I'm the weirdo. It takes two weirdos to be

Yeah, there's a horse-drawn carriage, so

we all had to walk to the church. My

sister came last on the horse-drawn

carriage, but then we couldn't see it

because we were in the church. We saw it

go. I don't know where it went. Took them

for like a little ride around the village,

maybe.

Getting really dark.

Clouds are blowing in.

I was sitting at the front row in the

church, and then on the row behind me, my

cousins and uncle and auntie were sitting

there. The cousins that I never talked to,

but those cousins have kids now, and their

kids are very young. They kept saying,

who's that man? And then I heard them say

my name. They were trying to talk really

quietly, but I heard Daniel. I thought

maybe they named their kids Daniel, or

maybe they're talking about me. I think

they're just saying, that's Daniel,

because I was sitting in front of these

kids and they have no idea who I am.

Who am I to them? Your cousin's kids would

be my nieces and nephews second

removed or something like that.

My cousins are really weird as well. They

never talk to me.

Something really weird about— she sounds

like she came from a background of abuse

and is very codependent. Maybe like she

puts up with a lot of bad things and

doesn't talk about it until she blows up.

Your thoughts? Uh,

I don't know. I think she had a sad family

life with a dad who abandoned them.

And then there's also that thing with her

brother. I don't really know fully what

happened. I didn't really ask her a lot

about her past. I only knew— know a few

bits.

How did she cope at the wedding?

Um, I didn't really talk to anyone unless

they talked to me. What's my mum saying?

She said they're opening wedding presents.

Ah crap, I didn't get her anything. I got

her that Japanese roasted coffee,

but it's been so busy I didn't really get

a chance to give it to her. So I think I'm

just going to drink it myself.

I actually don't know where it is. I put

it downstairs in the kitchen, but

everything's kind of been moved around

now.

Did you wear your hoodie? I nearly did. I

had my hoodie over my jacket, but it was a

bit too hot, so I took it off.

Would have looked pretty silly if I wore a

hoodie. I'm glad I dressed properly. Good

thing I had that jacket still, and I had

that shirt and tie from my troll video.

About getting a job that I made a couple

Are you worried that your family will look

up your off and see it? Now that kids have

phones, they could potentially see it too.

Not really. I think if the parents let the

kids have a phone where they can just

Google anything, then it's kind of bad

parenting. I don't think any kid under the

age of 16 should have a smartphone. With

full internet access. They should have

a dumb phone and like a kid-friendly

tablet maybe.

If, if your kids are looking up porn,

then you're kind of a bad parent.

Although I was looking at porn when I was

a kid, cuz remember those days when you

used to get 50K views or up? Yeah, a Sushi

Log easily gets 50K each views. Well,

we'll see how about how that goes in a few

years when people are bored of his

content. Eventually it

will stop working. Can't keep doing the

same thing forever without people getting

bored of it. Yeah, when I was a kid

walking home from school, you'd see porn

pages ripped out just lying around on the

floor. Me and my friends would go hunting

for them.

It's kind of hard to stop kids from

looking it up if they really want to look

it up. I don't know what it's like

these days because when I was a kid we

didn't have Google. We had internet,

but there wasn't really anything on the

internet and

it was really slow. You wouldn't dare look

it up on the computer at home because the

computer was like a family computer. Your

parents could walk in anytime. And then I

remember LimeWire coming out when I was

17, when I got my own computer and I

started downloading stuff off LimeWire.

Computer got infected with all these

viruses. What's the plan

now the wedding is over? Now I just gotta

wait. Until everything's back to normal,

everyone leaves, I can get back to my

peaceful life. Why did you make hardcore

gay off when you could have done straight

ones? Why did you feel the need to target

What would be straight ones? Just jerking

off? Oh wow,

like with sound. Did Chiyaga ever talk

about a sushi vlog or whatever his name

is? Yeah, she did. Did she say he was

better or any weird petty stuff like that?

Lol. No, she just said back in 2021 she

had a friend from work who is also blowing

up on YouTube, and then she was asking me

things like, how can she start a channel?

How do I monetize a channel? I guess that

was him, but she didn't say anything weird

What was I saying? I forgot now. Yeah,

I'm just waiting for everything to go back

to normal, and then I can return to my

life of solitude and then focus on making

YouTube videos. I cannot make videos when

there's all these people around. I don't

know why. I think the feeling of

loneliness and isolation is something

necessary for me to create my poetry.

So when I started my YouTube channel, it

was like 2014 or '15.

When I was in my 20s, I was always alone.

My dad was always at work. My mum was at

work too. So I was at home alone a lot of

the time. So I always had loads of alone

time to be able to make this stuff. If the

house is full of people all the time, I

don't think I ever would have become a

YouTuber. The YouTube channel just came

out of me being alone and

isolated, so I kind of need to return to

that to be able to make videos. I can't do

it right now. It's too much, it's too much

distraction going on. You might say, oh,

how does it affect you because you're

just in your room? It affects me because I

can see and I can hear All this stuff

going on outside.

So you think bouncing up and down on a

male torso isn't hardcore gay? What is

wrong with you to want to will up your

bumhole? Because the only people signing

up to my OnlyFans were men, gay men, so it

would make sense to target gay men.

Didn't have any women, had like one or two

women. What do women want to see?

Women don't even— do they? I don't know.

I mean, they do, do they? Yeah, women do

watch PRN.

I don't really know what kind of stuff

women want to see.

Would you rather watch me bang a hot girl

or be banged by a guy.

Also, gay guys have the money, willing to

splash it out, and like, I don't think

women are really going to be spending

money on that stuff.

Yeah, sometimes I think maybe I'll go

about making some OnlyFans. The money

situation's pretty bad.

I took, what, nearly 2 weeks off in June

traveling around Japan with my girlfriend.

Really slacked off, and my June earnings

are terrible. So you are finally admitting

you did hardcore gay things? Well, yeah,

I never said I didn't. So what?

At least I didn't bang people on my

videos. Don't you think it'd be worse if

you like Googled me, looked me up on

Google, and there's like videos of me with

some fangirls or something which is

banging on camera? Don't you think that's

worse than me just touching myself alone?

I had some viewers say they would be up

for doing OnlyFans with me, but I don't

really want to because

if I'm gonna have cereal I want to enjoy

it and just have cereal and enjoy having

cereal, not worry about setting up the

tripod and the camera angles and, oh, we

need to switch to this angle and, oh,

this looks better. Oh, we need better

sunlight. It would just suck out the fun

of doing cereal.

So I'd rather not make OnlyFans with

someone else. I want to make it look good

as well. I know how to make myself look

good, but it might be tricky unless the

girl's like really hot or

we get certain angles and lighting. I just

don't really want to have to complicate

cereal with all that stuff.

Uh, the money was good though. I was

making like £1,000 a month.

Uh, I just don't really want to do it

cuz I'm scared of getting in trouble or

something. If someone paid you 10K to do

psilocybin mushrooms, ketamine, LSD, or

DMT on stream, which one would you pick

and would you do it? You are guaranteed to

not get banned, but you may not get

monetized. I don't know what any of those

things do. That sounds scary.

Chi-Chi says the cereal was better with a

sushi log than with you. He actually puts

in effort and his willy isn't stinky like

yours. There's no way, unless that sushi

can also make a cum literally 4 times in a

row. I hardly doubt it.

Jihyo was screaming.

I got so good at

knowing exactly where and how and what

angle to go in at that

it took 2 years to find out that info.

Got her screaming. The Australian's guy

name I said instead of saying my name,

can you say his name? Not his actual name,

but say Australian guy. And when you moan,

it turned me on more. Wait,

mute. Sorry about that,

I had to mute for secret reasons.

Yeah, I don't know what to do with my life

now.

It's hard to really think deeply

with all this noise and distraction around

I just can't wait until next week, until

things get a bit more Back to normal.

Is that a taser? Where?

The orange thing? No, that's just my

airsoft. I would show it to you, but I'm

scared I'll get age-restricted or

something. Why have you removed older

videos and live videos? I don't know. I

took down the Chihiro ones because she

kept reporting them. I didn't take them

down, they're on members only. So if you

join as a member for only $1— well, it

might be $3 a month.

I was scared about something,

I can't remember what I was scared of now.

It's not really, not really a problem.

No one watches them anymore anyway.

Oh, you know that Asagi Life YouTuber

Japanese woman? She was talking about me.

She did a stream about 7 or 8 hours ago

and she mentions me, and then she was

like, oh yeah, Daniel, isn't he that

skinny British Japanese guy?

Have you talked to the Australian guy

before? Would you like to see his willy?

No. She already said it's bigger than

mine.

Yeah, she said that I tweeted

at her but she ignored me because she

didn't want to get involved with me at all

because I would twist things and make it

weird.

And she looked so scared even mentioning

me, like she was scared the toxic

community I have is going to descend upon

her and drag her into drama.

It's weird how scared people are of me.

But the thing she said that kind of upset

me was, is he even still active?

Of course I'm still freaking active. What

do you mean? People think I don't even

do YouTube anymore. You know why my views

are down so much? And nearly all my

followers and viewers have left.

Most of them don't even know that I'm

still doing YouTube. They think I've just

stopped doing YouTube. That's the crazy

thing. I'm still here. I never left.

You left me. All you people are like, oh,

does— I forgot about him. Is he still on

YouTube? Yeah. What do you think I'm

doing? Oh no, I won the lottery and I quit

YouTube. Oh no, I got a proper career in

law enforcement. Now I'm a policeman.

Duh, of course I'm still on YouTube. What

do you mean, am I still active? Why would

I stop being active? The only reason I'd

stop being active is if I suddenly became

a billionaire.

Can't believe these people think I just

disappeared from YouTube when I'm

literally pumping out content more than

I've ever done. It's just the algorithm

doesn't tell them anymore, so they just

assume. They left because you don't want

to give them what they want. They want

drama with Chihiro, but you won't give it

to us. Yeah, well, they were ruining my

life, causing me to lose opportunities.

You know, I lost Essex Girl because Pia

turned up at my house and we had cereal.

Essex Girl was saying she was thinking

about me again, but because I did it with

Pia— Would you gain 40 kilograms for

£300,000? You can film the process of

gaining and losing on YouTube too for a

new anime arc. Well, I've got to eat and

gain 40 kilograms. That's double my

weight. How would I do that? I'd have to

just binge eat loads and then puke it all

up and eat it again.

I have gotten a bit thicker. My muscles

are coming back. I got back about— I got

back on the 5th. Today's the 16th, so it's

been 11 days. I've been working hard with

my biceps and I definitely notice it's

getting bigger and I can do more reps now.

I quite like working out. I like it when

you get the noob gains, but then I get

bored when it's hard to get further gains.

To get past the noob gains, you've got to

really start eating a lot and start

pushing yourself more. Do more exercises,

not just in the morning, but I don't know,

3 times a day. I was getting pretty big in

Thailand. I was in the gym for hours. I

would lift until I couldn't even lift the

2 kg dumbbells anymore. I would start off

at 15 kg, do a couple on those, go down

to 12, and then use 12 to do a lot, and

then do a lot on 10. And I keep going down

and down and down until I got down to 5

kg, and then I could barely even do one

rep on the 5 kg. I destroyed my arms so

much. And then I just went back up to my

condo and I ate loads. I was getting big.

My chest was massive, looked like I had

tits, and my biceps were bulging.

My girlfriend told me to stop because it

was fucking gross. She doesn't like ripped

guys. But then I got sick and I couldn't

work out for like 2 weeks, and then I kind

of lost motivation. That's the problem.

You get sick, like you get the flu, you

can't work out, and it takes weeks to

recover from the flu. And then you lose

all this motivation.

You need a lot of motivation to do it. I

feel quite motivated now because in Japan

I got really skinny and I lost— my arms

became like twigs again. But now I'm

noticing growth in the mirror,

I feel quite motivated again until I get

sick again and I have to stop doing it.

Ah, so annoying. Yeah, it's really fun.

You look in the mirror and you, you

notice, wow, shoulders, my arms getting

bigger.

Oh wow, thanks, Jada. My viewers

are annoying, I'm gonna quit YouTube.

Who, you? Why, I hate my viewers.

My next video.

I do quite like working out. It's nice

having dumbbells.

So I used to be able to do about 15 bicep

curls with 11 kg in Thailand, but then I

stopped. I came back home, I could only do

about 5, but now I can do about 8 or 9,

so I'm slowly Rebuilding my muscle.

LOL, homegirl was death scared of her

nigga getting hotter and then totally

leaving her for another girl with you

working out. LMAO, girl. Really? I don't

know, she just says she doesn't like

really muscular guys. That's like saying

you don't like really hot girls cuz you're

scared she's going to leave you or get hit

on by other guys.

Don't lower my 11 kg. 11 kg is

respectable. I was working my way up to 15

kg. I could do half a rep on— I,

I think I tried 17 kg and I could do like

half a rep. I could do a couple reps on 15

kg.

I'm not trying to get ripped on 11 kg. My

viewers are annoyed. Trying to increase my

strength. I'm going to quit YouTube.

Yeah, sometimes you guys are pretty

annoying.

You're always so negative about

everything. Like, the whole wedding stuff.

People have been so negative about my

sister's wedding. Instead of just being

happy for her, you're like, oh, waste of

money. Oh, this is rubbish. Oh, why is she

doing that? Whining about everything.

No, the 11 kg is to improve my strength so

I could work up to adding more kgs. I got

these, so one of these is 1 kg.

I've got a few more somewhere else, I'm

not sure where. These were my dad's. My

dad used to work out too and he had all

these weights, so I can put on another 2

kg to make it 13 kg.

You are extremely negative. What, me?

You must be joking. I'm like the most

optimistic person. I'm always optimistic

about things, like, yeah, one day my

YouTube channel is gonna go up in views,

one day I'll get my big break, one day

I'll hit it big. I've never given up.

But I do like to see things from the

bright side and the dark side. I'd be

like, yeah, it was a nice day, uh, but it

was expensive. If it was me, I'd rather

have the money, but they enjoyed it and

they can afford it, so why not? See, I

like to play devil's advocate against

myself. I'm not really being negative,

I'm just exploring all angles.

How's my income looking lately? It's

awful. So my second channel this month has

made $100. My main channel has made $257.

I made like $50 off PayPal, so I think I'm

looking at like $400 this month, and it's

already halfway through the month. It's

not good. I really

got to make more videos, but I don't know

what to make videos about.

A Psychi's Life mentioned you. Yeah, I was

just talking about it. Can't believe she

said, is he still even active? Yeah,

why don't you check my channel and find

out, idiot? Did you give away Sabrina at

the wedding, or did Dave Gibson do the

honors? My mom did. My mum walked her down

the aisle.

Now that's the thing that upsets me most,

is when people say, is he even still doing

YouTube? You see, that's why my

channel is dead, because people are saying

things like that. No one was saying, is he

even doing YouTube, when I was getting 40K

views, when I had a big audience.

Everyone just forgot about me. Why do they

just forget about me? I don't get it. I

never stopped making content, so why would

they just assume that I stopped just

because they stopped watching? They say

stuff like, oh, are you still alive? Oh,

this guy, can't believe he's still around.

Idiots. I just wish I could do something

to get back into their stupid YouTube

Yeah, well, it's only halfway through the

month. If I made $400 half of June, I

should be able to make $800, but I need to

ramp up production. I was really lazy the

first week of June because of all the

traveling, and, um,

yeah, I can't make videos right now unless

everyone goes out. It's pretty quiet now.

I think everyone's just sitting downstairs

doing nothing.

I don't know, I think everyone's just

tired from yesterday, so they're just

sitting around. David Gibson's in the

garden burning stuff again. I don't know

why he loves burning stuff so much.

I guess it's a good way to get rid of

rubbish, just burn it all.

Can you earn YouTube money while being on

the dole? I don't think so because it's

called unemployment benefits. You have to

be unemployed. I am self-employed.

So if you're receiving income, they'll

find out and then they'll be like, you're

receiving income, so you're not eligible

for JSA. I looked

it up. They're now paying £90 a week for

people who are over 25. So that's like

£360 a month. Yeah, that's more than what

I'm making now. Yeah, but I'm sure at the

end of June I would have made more than

$400. Maybe I can get up to $800.

Did any trolls show up? No, no one came.

My sister said, yay, no one showed up. I

said, yeah, my viewers aren't that crazy.

I mean, they're pretty crazy, but they're

all bark and no bite. Mostly they're all

just sitting in their mum's basement in

America talking tough on the internet,

but they won't really do anything in real

life. In real life, they're really

friendly. They're like, oh, Daniel,

funny to see you here. And then I find out

they were talking shit about me 5 years

ago, but in real life they're really

friendly. One time there was

this Canadian guy in my comment section

talking shit about me. He was like, yeah,

if I ever see this scumbag Daniel in real

life on the streets of Japan, I'm gonna

expose him to his girlfriend. That was

back when I didn't tell Chihiro my YouTube

channel and I was like bragging about it.

And he was like, if I ever see you in

Osaka, Dan, I'm gonna tell your girlfriend

all about your disgusting ways. And then

funnily, I met him at immigration and he

was really nice. He was like, wow,

Daniel, I'm in my room. And he took a

selfie with me and he's really nice and

polite. And I thought, wait a minute, I

recognize his face. And then I saw some

older comments. He had his face in the

profile picture and he's got a YouTube

channel with some videos. So that's how I

identified him. He was talking such shit

about me and he was like a hater. And I

met him in real life and he was really

nice and friendly.

And then he started talking shit about me

again afterwards. So people just talk

shit online, but in real life they're so

lovely.

But my sister was pretty scared when she

found out the wedding got leaked.

Because it is kind of scary. You go onto

my subreddit and it's like full of weirdos

saying all messed up stuff, and it does

get in your head. That's why Mila was like

mentally destroyed by it. I don't know how

Sunny is so strong to be

able to withstand it and want to keep

meeting me for more streams,

but some people read that stuff and they

get really freaked out. I keep saying

don't worry, they're just weirdos on the

internet. I'm not going to do anything.

Oh, that's like straight up— my viewers

hate my voice. Oh, you talking about

yourself? Thought you were like saying

something you think I would say. I sound

white but I'm a black girl.

Well, I hated my voice too. You just have

to keep talking and then keep trying to

fix the things you don't like, and then

eventually you can change it over time.

Or what happens is you eventually stop