Nice My Twitch Is Still Here-740725158

Oh, look at me, I got zero fucking viewers. Half my viewers are a bunch of fucking retards.

Welcome, welcome! 4 bloody viewers! Wow,

wow!

Stupid Twitch

locked me out my fucking account, and then it took me 4 fucking days to, um, override the 2-factor authentication, which makes you think, what is the bloody point of having 2-factor authentication if you can just override it?

I can't believe— oh, do you remember the last time I streamed on Twitch? I just checked my videos.

Last stream I did on Twitch was the, um, the one on the cruise boat with my ex-wife. I think that was my last ever Twitch stream. Because back then I was trying to do this whole thing where I would vlog on, on Twitch and try and make a load of bits and donations, and then I would cut

it up into highlights and make it like a normal vlog and try and get double monetization on everything I did. I'm not sure why I gave up on that idea because it seems like quite a good idea to make money. I think I got fed up because it was stressful having to stream the whole trip, and then

I barely got any donations anyway. So I was like, fuck it, easiest just make a short video without streaming it.

So yeah, that was the last time I streamed on Twitch.

Uh, the bad thing about the Twitch app is when you're streaming on it, I can't switch to my wide-angle lens, so I'm trying to put on my clip-on wide-angle lens, which seems to be working quite well.

So the reason why I logged into Twitch was because, you know, LeafyIsHere got banned on YouTube and then he started streaming on Twitch. I wanted to watch his stream on Twitch, but I couldn't because I couldn't log in. And then I finally managed to log in, and then he gets bloody banned on Twitch as well. I can't

believe he got banned on Twitch after like a week. Where's he gonna go now?

Poor Leafy.

I think he's asking for it. The stuff he says on streams and stuff, it's like he wants to get banned. You can't just come onto Twitch and start saying the N-word and saying you want to do this and that to certain people without getting banned.

I think he's just bored. He's probably just bored. He's got probably $5 million in the bank and he doesn't know what to do, so he thought, I'd come back to the internet, have some fun.

You see, that's the problem with people like me and Leafy. Um, you either stream and make videos long enough until you get banned or your channel dies. I don't know if Leafy would ever die. I mean, he took a 2-year break and his fans were still there waiting for him, and he was still getting millions of views

even after he came back. Look at my channels, all fucking dead, aren't they? What is my favorite Switch game? Currently I'm playing Fortnite. I'm gonna do a Fortnite stream later on the main channel if any of you guys actually remember. Remember me, Daniel, from hiding in my room

No, I can't believe anyone's watching this actually. I thought I'd do some streaming because I have no idea what to do for videos right now,

so I thought I might just stream a couple hours on Fortnite. Might get a $10 donation if I'm lucky. Better than nothing.

I won't stream on Twitch. I just thought I'd log in for fun, see if anyone's still following me on Twitch. Surprisingly, some people are following me on Twitch.

I guess I could show you around, maybe.

So this is my kitchen.

This is my living room. Oh look, you can see me naked. Whoops. I'm not really naked, I'm just

Topless. This is my fake living room.

This is, this is the bedroom I filmed from pretending I was in Germany. I don't know if I should say it. I guess it doesn't really matter. I'm pretty sure you guys don't give a shit. You probably know already that all my content's pretty much fake. At this point.

These are my tissues where I wanked into this morning. That's my nipple.

This is where I buried Chihiro. This is where Chihiro's corpse is. Wait, let me close the curtains.

Okay, I think it's safe.

So I need to clear up because I'm moving out this Airbnb in a few days. I'm actually moving into a boat, which is going to be fun. I'm going to vlog that. Yeah, I did get inspired by Harold Bold, who's in Amsterdam right now. He did a few boat— houseboat videos, and I thought, hey, I could do

that. So I got permission from the missus to, um, make a boat video and vlog it.

Ah, so annoying! Someone's doing drilling

all day long and yesterday.

I don't know what's taking him so long. I don't know where it's coming from.

It sounds like it's coming from upstairs.

This is my bedroom.

Isn't it funny? People think I'm in Germany. I'm not even in Germany.

Oh, I've got my Durox out.

Tingling. Uh, what do I need to do today?

Um, I need to clear up this place and then I need to do a livestream.

Okay, I'll tell you where I really am. Starts with

Was the job real? No, nothing's real. I didn't go to therapy, I didn't get a job, I didn't even get a girlfriend. I'm not even in Germany. Everything's a lie.

Well, I have my reasons for making everything up. It's because, well, basically I'm doing fuck-all right now. I'm just sitting in this Airbnb playing Fortnite, so what am I gonna make content about? Hey guys, so today I made— I mean, I played Fortnite all day long

and people keep banging on about, oh Daniel, you need to get help, you need to get a job. So I thought, what if I pretended to do the stuff that people keep telling me that I should be doing? Would that shut them up? And no, it doesn't shut them up. They still carry on calling me a loser.

And a man-child.

But I guess it got okay views. I thought— I was expecting it to get a bit more views than just 20K, but it's better than 10K, isn't it?

Subs are going up. I don't know why my subs are going up, but the views are just shit right now.

My next video will be, I have cancer, and then my cat died, and then my whole family died, and then my house caught on fire, and I've got HIV. What do you think for that, for that kind of content? I was actually watching my old videos on Twitch before I started this stream. Precious memories.

There's actually quite a lot of, of nice clips on my Twitch channel. Dating all the way back to 2017 with the Canadian guy in the guest house.

Was she mad about the panties? No, obviously she knew about the panties. I don't know why people in the comments are so stupid. They're like, Daniel, shouldn't you ask her permission to show her panties? Oh my God, I can't believe you showed her panties. She's going to be so mad. Obviously, showed her that I was gonna show—

that I was gonna film her panties. Obviously I talked to her about it. It's like people don't understand that I check before I upload the video and I ask. Same thing happened with Chihiro. They'd be like, I can't believe you made this video complaining about poor Chihiro. Obviously I said to Chihiro, so I've got this idea, I

could complain about you for a video, and she was just like, sure, whatever, I don't care. People think I just film stuff without asking people what they think before I upload it.

Go back to Japan if you want views. No. Okay, maybe the first 2 videos would get views if I'm like, oh, I'm back in Japan, and they'd be like, oh wow, Daniel's back in Japan, here comes the drama. But then they'll realize, oh wait, there's no drama. Channel dies again. The channel was dying shortly before I got

divorced. One of the reasons why I decided to leave her was to save the channel. If you remember,

uh, we came back from Christmas, I made a few videos like, I don't know what to do with my life anymore, and this year has been so tough. And after that I was like, what do I do now for content? I tried making a few. I made something like 20 reasons why you shouldn't come back Why you

shouldn't come to Japan. Got shit views. I made some video about racism, got shit views. The views were dying, going down when I was in Japan.

So I thought, we're arguing all the time. I don't really want to be married anymore. There's nothing interesting going on. The channel's going to die. So what do I do? Well, I went to Korea hoping to revive it. And it works for the first few videos like always, 30k plus, and then it starts dying down again unless

there's girls or drama. It's the same thing every fucking time.

People want stupid dumb shit drama, so I have to give it to them

even if it is fake.

So one of the reasons why I decided that getting divorced would be a good idea was to save the channel.

Also, it wasn't the only reason. Obviously there were other reasons, like I was fed up with being nagged at all the time. For example, I'd stream all day for 8 hours and she'd come home and she'd be angry because

I had so much to say on a livestream, but when we were together, I didn't really talk to her much. And I thought, yeah, streaming is what I do to make money. Obviously I have to talk, and obviously I have more things to talk about when I'm by myself because I can just talk about anything I want

to. And there's certain things I wouldn't talk about to her because number one, it would upset her. Number two, she wouldn't understand. Number three, I couldn't be bothered to translate it into Japanese. I wouldn't even know how to.

So yeah, um, when being able to pay for a roof over your head and being able to pay for food relies on how many views you get You're going to do whatever you can to get views, aren't you?

I'm just dedicated to my craft, you know?

But that failed as well. I don't know. The Korea trip. What do you think of the Korea trip? I think it did not too badly in terms of views. I got nearly 40K on the moving to Korea video and then I got I got near 30K for most of them. I met that French girl who was a

complete bitch, by the way. Did I tell you about this? You know that French girl with the big tits that I met and went ice skating with? After I met her, she sent me a message on Instagram saying, thanks to meeting you, Daniel, I finally realized that I have absolutely no attraction to men and I'm a lesbian.

And then she asked me for the contact details of the Korean girl that I met up with on a date. Can you believe that? What a stupid bitch. Telling me that I'm the reason that she realized she's not attracted to men in any way after she sent me pictures of her titties.

And what is the point of telling me that? But why do you think I care? And why do you think that would not make me feel bad? And why do you think I'd give you the contact details to this Korean girl that I went on a date with? Stupid crazy bitch.

Why are these women so annoying?

And even after she gave me hopes that we might have sex She said stuff like, if we meet up a few times, I might be up for giving you a blowjob. And I was like, okay, great.

She was weird. I don't even understand her deal. She was—

I can't even remember what she said. She said something like one of her parents is Spanish, but she grew up in France and she was bullied. And then she was in Korea and she was sleeping around with a bunch of women. She would tell me, she'd be like, hey, so tonight I hooked up with some girl and

we fucked. And I was like, okay, why are you telling me this? I didn't even ask you.

And she was so boring to talk to. It was a really boring date.

I blocked her. And then the video didn't even make any money. I got, I got 35,000 views for meeting her, but it got shit CPM. It got really bad CPM. I only made $50 from the whole video. I make $100 these days from 15K views. And then I meet her and I thought people would be interested. Didn't

even get 40K. And then idiots like that weeb Miraiya, you know, that stupid ugly guy from Hong Kong. He's got like 400K subs. His channel blew up because he met some Japanese girl and it was called, so I met this girl in Japan and he got over a million views. And I thought I could do the same

thing. I met this girl in Korea. I don't even get more than 40k views.

What did you do to make her say that? I don't even know. I never said anything bad about her, and then she just hits me with this wall of text saying that I'm the reason that she realized she was a lesbian.

Oh, and by the way, literally every tiny channel that I've been following has blown up and overtaken me. Fucking Dogen, Tokyo Lens,

uh, some smaller channels still smaller than me, but they get more views than I do now. There's some— there's a bunch of Japanese people who have gotten views by reacting to stupid stuff like Filthy Frank or Bill Wurtz's History of Japan. They're all just leeching off of that same idea. I saw a handful of videos from these

tiny Japanese channels that don't even have 1K subs, and they're all making these Japanese person reacts to History of Japan. Pisses me off.

There's this girl called Asagi's Life. Oh, she's so annoying. She She makes videos like, why I only date foreign guys. And then her channel blew up recently because she reacted to Filthy Frank. It has like a million views.

That Tokyo Lens guy, he's blowing up because he interviewed some guy who lives in an abandoned school. Oh, that stupid Chris Okano guy who did video editing for Chris Broad. His channel blew up because he got— he hooked up with some— what even is she— Filipino-Korean girl who has a 2 million subscriber channel. Hooked up with her,

now they're getting married, and now he's completely changed his channel from Japan topics and even changed the channel name from Chris Okano to some Chris and Sunny or something. Now he just makes videos, like couple videos Appealing to her massive fan base. Oh, it's just a load of bullshit.

Fucking Chris Okano

leeching off his 2 million subscriber channel girlfriend.

You know who I'm talking about? That fathead half-Asian guy? I think he did some camera work for Chris Broad. Oh, I hate him. He used to get shit views, like barely 10K, and then he got this Filipino-Korean girlfriend and then his views started blowing up only because he was getting views from her fan base. Fucking leech.

So annoying, everyone blowing up all the time. Even Nobita is still getting virals, million views, 100K views, 200K views.

So sad and depressing. And then everything I try and do fails. My stupid channel dies.

Doing YouTube is the most depressing, annoying thing in the world.

Why do I think it fails? I don't know.

I'm just fed up thinking about it at this point.

I've tried so many different types of content and nothing works apart from bullshit drama. And even that's getting less views than it used to.

I think I had some good ideas. The sex doll stuff was funny. I went to the slums. I showed you around the slum area. I went to some interesting hotels, like capture hotel stuff.

If views weren't an issue, what would you have fun making? Well, I'd just have fun playing games and chatting like I used to do. Now I'd like to just play Fortnite and chat with viewers, talk shit about people. I don't really want to make content, to be honest.

There's no topics I really want to talk about. I don't really have in-depth knowledge about anything apart from getting prostitutes in Korea and Japan.

I don't really have any expertise on any particular topic that I could focus on to make the channel focus on. I just want to play games and chat about life and stuff that I'm interested in. That's all I'm gonna do.

Am I still working out? Nah, I kind of gave up about a week ago. I did 50 push-ups last night, but I just feel like, what's the point?

It doesn't feel good. It's a lot of hard work. I'm still a skinny stick guy. I guess my arms were a tiny bit bigger than they used to be, but I still look really skinny.

Hmm, I just feel like it's a waste of time and it's too much effort for too little gain. What do I really gain from it?

I'd still probably get beaten up.

I'm actually going to be going to a different country in a few weeks' time. I don't know if it's a good idea to mention which country it is. It starts with an S, so that might be fun to do some vlogging. Stay in some interesting Airbnbs, do some nature stuff.

The problem is people just want stupid drama, don't they? They want me to meet up with some guy, live with him, maybe get my dick sucked, have something crazy happen. Real life isn't like that. That's what happens in TV shows.

What's my financial situation? Well, I'm currently making about $1,800 on OnlyFans a month, and I'm making about $1,400 on YouTube, making about $79 on Patreon. Patreon has really died. Uh, I got a couple sponsors last month, which was good. Made about $700 in sponsors, and they both told me to take the video

down. WeNative and Nordgreen.

Bet they regret giving me the money now.

So I'm, I'm probably doing better when it comes to money than I have ever done before since 2018, but it's just sad seeing the channel die.

It's not just about money, it's also about pride. And I feel a certain amount of pride. Seeing my channel die just makes me feel bad.

I want it to grow. It's not, it's not nice seeing anything die.

And I just don't know how to make it grow. I can't make the people come back because they've gotten fed up and they've had enough and they probably won't come back.

If I try and make different types of content, they'll get shit views and I won't get noticed by new people anyway.

So what do I do?

I don't know. I don't even know why my channel got big in the first place.

Because people thought I was weird?

And I talked about weird stuff.

I don't know.

I think I've talked about everything. If I think about my childhood and stuff like that, I didn't really have many things to talk about in the first place, and it didn't take long to run out of topics.

There's not really anything I really, really want to talk about apart from just whining about my channel.

I don't know. I don't know what people expect or want.

I can't do this whole living in guest houses, meeting random people, causing drama for the rest of my life, can I?

You became like Ice Poseidon, started humble, now doing wacky, crazy, unrelatable stuff. Yeah, I feel like I am on the same path as Ice Poseidon. So Ice Poseidon did— started doing crazy events. All this crazy stuff happened, getting stream sniped and swatted, callers. And then he got fed up with it, and then he got a girlfriend and

decided that he wanted a nice drama-free peaceful life. And then his views tanked because that's not interesting.

And I guess I'm similar. I don't really want a stressful drama life full of idiots like the Hong Kong guy. I want a nice, peaceful, relaxing life, just doing stuff I want to do, like playing video games. But that doesn't make interesting viewing.

I still watch his streams now and then. I watched,

uh, which one did he do recently? But they are just kind of boring. He did some eye tracker challenge stream. He made a calzone. He made a burger.

I liked it when he just walked around outside and talked to strangers. That was interesting to me because as someone who's scared of talking to strangers, it's kind of interesting seeing other people talk to strangers.

That's why I kind of like watching Harold Boulder, because he does

what Ice used to do but in a less obnoxious way.

Maybe that's just the lifespan of a streamer or YouTuber, maybe 2 years tops, and then afterwards— 2 years is a long time and people change in 2 years and Things you find interesting 2 years ago, you might not be interested in doing now.

As a 31-year-old man, I'm not interested in doing the things I was doing when I was in my 20s, which was staying in shit guest houses, meeting up with lots of random people, wandering the streets. That's not what I'm interested in doing now. I want a comfy life and I want nice things.

Do I still play Siege? No, because I didn't bring my laptop. I left it in Japan when I left my wife.

Which is kind of annoying. I wish I had my laptop because I would like to play some Siege. I would like to do some gaming streams without filming my screen on my Switch. I'm thinking about getting a new laptop, but I'm not sure if I really want to spend that much money.

I was looking at laptops at the computer store a few days ago. They have some really interesting looking ones.

There's one called the Predator Triton 900, which sounds so funny, and it's really cool. It has a monitor— the laptop screen is like on a swivel hinge and it rotates and you can bring it closer towards you. And then there's this other one called the Helios 700, and the whole keyboard slides towards you and then reveals this

big fan. Sounds like a vacuum cleaner going when you press it, turn it on to turbo mode. And then there's this other one that has dual screens, so it has like this half screen above the keyboard, which looks pretty cool.

Have I bought the new Galaxy Fold? No, I haven't.

I don't think it's worth it. My normal Fold, original Fold, still good.

If I was gonna spend a lot of money, I think I would get a laptop, but I'm not sure how much to spend. $2,000 is too much. I guess $1,000 is fine if I just want to do Fortnite and some Rainbow Six, but then I also have to buy a mouse and then I have to buy a

microphone if I'm gonna stream. It's just too much gear. To be carrying around.

Too much gear, too much stuff to be carrying, so I think my current setup with my Switch is fine. I can just film my screen

I need to prepare myself for my YouTube stream

in case anyone— if anyone donates to me asking about my job, I just have to say, yeah, it's going really well, thank you. Keep my mouth shut.

Are you leeching off your girlfriend? I'm not even living with her.

I thought that video would get more views. Only has 15K. Oh, when people get bored of the girlfriend stuff as well, I'm really fucked. What kind of videos can I do? The other type of videos that, that still do well are the ones about Japan. My Why I Would Never Live in Japan again, that had over 20K

views. That's quite good. So maybe I should just find more topics about Japan even though I'm not in Japan.

No one cares about Germany or Europe.

More stories from Bilbo. No, the last one didn't even get 10K views. It has 8,000 views, and that was one of my best stories, going to a love hotel.

So people don't care about cheating stories, I guess, and love hotel stories. The one about the Chinese massage parlor did quite well. I was pleased with it.

Isn't it sad now that 14k views is quite well? Uh, last year 14k views would have been a complete flop for me and I would have deleted it. I, I used to delete videos that didn't get 20k views last year. And now 20K views is good. Back then, 40K views would have been good.

I don't agree that people,

people stopped watching because I'm not in Japan anymore, because the stuff with Mila when I was in England, that all did really well. 40K, 50K. People just want drama and relationship stuff. I don't think they really care which country I'm in. I guess being in Japan was like an added bonus, but

I think they just want, uh, relationship drama.

I think I'm gonna go,

otherwise I'm gonna feel not in the mood to talk when I do my YouTube stream,

and I need to keep my phone charged up.

Well, thanks for dropping by. I wasn't expecting 40 people to hang around. I didn't even expect anyone to, um, still be following me on Twitch. It's been over a year. I can't believe it. Last stream I did on Twitch was that cruise ship.

The cruise ship was quite nice, I guess.

Feels like it was such a long time ago. Yeah, I think I'll stream in a couple hours. I want to have a shower and maybe have lunch first, then I'll do some Fortnite rambling, see if I can get some donations.

Goodbye.