I may have impregnated my girlfriend

Hey, so do you remember that video I made

just before I went to Japan about the

things that I'm packing to Japan? And I

showed you all of those condoms. Well, I

didn't actually use any of those condoms

because— not because we didn't have any

sex, we had a lot of sex, about 41 times

actually. We didn't actually use the

condoms, and that's mainly because she

didn't tell me to use the condom. She

didn't ask me to use the condoms. We just

did it naturally, and I actually asked her

permission if I could finish inside of

her. And she said yeah, that it's

completely okay, so I did. I didn't ask

her if she was on contraception or if she

was on the pill or if she was doing some

kind of natural contraception, which I

don't really understand how that works. I

don't really have a good understanding of

the vagina apart from babies come out of

it and sometimes blood comes out of it.

Now it's been a few weeks since we first

had sex and she hasn't told me anything.

She hasn't said that she's pregnant. I

don't know if it's too early to tell to be

able to tell if she's pregnant or not. I

don't really understand how that works

either. But I think that if she was

pregnant, she would have noticed by now.

There would have been some kind of

changes, wouldn't there? I'm kind of

worried about 2 things. Number one,

obviously, if she's pregnant, then that's

something to worry about, isn't it? How am

I supposed to support my girlfriend, her

daughter, and my baby? I don't even have

like a decent job, and if I had to move to

Japan, I don't even know what kind of job

I could get. I'd have to work in a

convenience store again, I guess. And the

second thing I'm worrying about is if

she's not on the pill and she's not taking

some kind of contraception and she's not

pregnant, how could she not be pregnant

after we had unprotected sex so many

times? That's kind of worrying. What if I

don't actually have the capability of

impregnating a woman? What if there's

something wrong with my sperm? It's not

like I'm super desperate to have kids

right at this moment, but it would be nice

to have the option available to me in case

I do want to have children sometime in the

future. If I went to the doctors and they

told me that I don't have the capability

of having children because my sperm are

too weak or there's something wrong, I

don't really feel like it would be the end

of the world. It would be a bit like, oh,

that's too bad. I wouldn't be like

devastated or depressed about it. It would

just be one less thing to worry about. I

guess I could just ask her if she was on

the pill or if she was taking some kind of

contraception when we were having sex,

but I feel like that would take away the

mystery and it would kind of ruin the

surprise when or if she tells me that

she's pregnant. I don't know how much she

actually wants my babies because we did

talk about this earlier on Skype a few

months ago when I asked her if she wanted

any more children, and she actually said

she would like to have more children,

especially if they're my children. It's

just that now that I think about it, I've

had a lot of unprotected sex in the past

And I haven't had any of my ex-girlfriends

ring me up saying, hey Daniel, I'm

pregnant, come and be the father.

Obviously, I'm happy that I don't have

unknown children running around in the

world and that I don't have kids that I

have to take responsibility for, but it

does kind of make me worried. Is my sperm

okay? One of my ex-girlfriends did tell me

that my testicles were kind of small, and

I don't really know if that's true or not

because I've never compared my testicles

to another man's. I don't even know if the

size of the testicles has any relevance

when it comes to the quality of sperm or

the strength of the sperm. I really don't

know what I'm talking about. If my

girlfriend messaged me one day and said

that she was pregnant, I wouldn't be upset

or angry or disappointed. I think I'd be

shocked and surprised, but I would be kind

of happy about it. It's like I said

before, I'm not really desperate about

having children or passing on my GNA, my

DNA, but sometimes I think it would be

interesting to have a kid. I could do all

kinds of things with it. I could force

them to watch the movies that I like. I

can force them to play the games that I

like. I can make them listen to the music

that I like, and we can do things together

and have lots of fun. I don't think I have

great genes anyway. If I had a daughter,

she might turn out to be a bit cute, but

if I had a son, he'd just turn out like

me, kind of dorky and skinny and nerdy

looking and not very masculine, and he'd

have terrible skin. And I don't know, I

don't really feel like my genes are that

great. I do kind of regret buying so many

condoms because it's kind of like a waste

of money, not because I enjoy using

condoms. I don't really like to use

condoms in general because it takes away

from the pleasure. I guess I was kind of

overambitious last time I went to Japan

last year, and I bought too many, and I

didn't actually use any of them apart from

maybe 4 or 5. I just hate it when you buy

something and you don't get to use it and

you end up having to chuck it away. The

expiry date is 2019, so I guess I have

until 2019 to make use of them. Maybe I

can use them in the next relationship.

Now that I think about it, my past

girlfriends haven't really made a fuss

about using condoms. I've only ever had

one girlfriend in the past who has been

really insistent on using condoms, and

that was my Korean girlfriend. All my

Japanese girlfriends, they've never asked

me to use a condom, and they've never said

no when I've asked them if I could finish

inside. Maybe it's because they were

desperate to have children because They

were over 30. Yeah, I do feel like I'm

ready to settle down. If my girlfriend

told me she was pregnant, I wouldn't ditch

her and run away. I would, um, I guess I'd

have to go to Japan, get married to her,

and look for some kind of job where I can

support her and support her kid and

support my own kid and support myself. I

guess, I guess I could get a job teaching

English. So what do you guys think? Do you

think I'm ready to become a father? I

think I'm almost ready to become a parent.

Also, give me some ideas for names. I'm

really bad at coming up with names for

anything. When I used to play World of

Warcraft, I would spend hours and hours

trying to come up with a name for my

characters, and in the end I just called

it something like Nutsack.