Sad and Alone again... [ROLYe-iMiqE]

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Okay, I'm back.

We have so much to talk about.

Not. I don't know what to

What are you wearing? It's 30 degrees.

Actually, it's 22 degrees. Yeah,

it is a bit hot. It's only

a bit hot, but I want to wear my hoodie.

I'll wear my gym bag.

What?

There, that's cooler. Feels cooler,

looks cooler.

Why don't you guys have AC? Because it's

only hot for about 2 weeks and the house

is too big to put AC in every single room.

I think there is an AC in the

conservatory. But we don't use it anymore.

I think it broke.

But we only used it as a heater in the

I spent all day yesterday researching

about Starlink. I nearly got Starlink.

That would have been so stupid. I've been

having these massive problems with my

internet. Recently, it's got like one

megabit download, point ten upload.

I couldn't do anything yesterday because

the internet was so slow.

I had to do like a an analysis of the

network, and it said you have a problem,

and then it said book an engineer. So an

engineer's coming. Um,

so then I was looking at Starlink because

you can actually get Starlink in the UK

now. And it's about £300 for the dish and

then £75 a month just for the,

for the plan. So close to nearly

getting it. And then I had this genius

brainwave. Why don't I just— oh well,

thanks, Chamfort. What's EGP?

Egyptian pounds.

Yeah, and then, oh my god. So I've got my

phone, my SIM card, my UK SIM card, but I

only had 12 gigabytes of data, so I ran

out of data. So I thought I could buy a

month of unlimited data, but I'm not

sure if the data on my phone is good

enough for streaming because the

connection was pretty rubbish. I put my

phone here in the corner of the room with

2 brick walls behind it and And obviously

the connection's not going to be good. So

I was doing speed checks and I could only

get about 4 down, 1 up.

So I thought maybe if I get the unlimited

plan, the connection's going to be bad

anyway. So I carried on researching

Starlink and then I

realized the connection on the phone

signal gets really good when you put it by

the window. How stupid am I?

I was like, why isn't my phone signal good

when I put it in the corner? Because my

phone wireless charger is in on the desk

there, but that's the corner of the room

surrounded by brick walls. And then I put

my phone on the tripod and I put it on the

windowsill and the connection was amazing.

I got like 60 down, 10 up.

They installed some kind of new Wi-Fi

tower down the road in the village. I

think I'm getting the signal, but only if

I put the phone at the window facing—

which way am I facing? I think that way is

north, so that way is west. When I put

the phone here, it's okay but not great.

I got like 20 down. I put it on that side,

the west window. Oh my god, I put it

outside my room now. Behind the door is

the staircase landing, and there's another

window that points out— you see

the driveway? The other window points out

that way, further closer to the west. So I

put it there on a tripod. My phone is just

on a tripod now on the windowsill pointing

out the window, and I'm getting speeds—

I've never seen speeds this good. I'm

getting like 70 down 15 up. I can't

believe it. Why didn't anyone tell me if

you put your phone near the window towards

where the main phone cell tower is in your

village, you get amazing signal?

So I went all around the house testing out

where the signal's stronger. It's

definitely the strongest outside that

window. I went to my sister's room, but

that was rubbish because The west corner

of the house is in between my sister's

room and the tower. The garden's going

to be bad as well because the entire house

will be blocking the line of sight. I'm so

happy I didn't end up wasting £300 for a

Starlink. The Starlink speeds are not even

that good. They're like 100 down, 150

down, 30 up. I mean, it's better than

mine, but I don't really need it to be

much better. So I paid £25

to get a month of unlimited, but the month

only lasts until your current month

expires, which is the 8th of July. So I

got it yesterday, I'm only going to get 10

days. Stupid. If you pay for a month, you

should get a month, not until your month

expires. So I might have to switch my

phone back to unlimited data and just use

that because that is way faster than our

house Wi-Fi. So glad. I mean,

it took 10 minutes to upload my Elden Ring

video today, and it was 1 gigabyte. I

couldn't believe how fast it was. And I've

been sitting here like an idiot.

First, I was recording at low quality so

it wouldn't be a massive file, and it was

just 200 megabytes, and even that took an

hour to upload because I had my phone here

in the corner. Now I can upload max file

size. It takes 10 minutes. I can't believe

none of you guys told me about this. I've

been whining about bad internet for weeks

and no one said, why don't you put your

phone near the window?

Come on, guys. No one's helping me here.

I nearly blew £300 and it would have been

all your fault. You guys are lucky I'm

a genius.

Sometimes I just have these massive

brainwaves and I think, Jesus Christ, I'm

a freaking genius.

Obviously I am a genius because no one

else suggested it.

And one annoying thing is my phone is here

and it's blocking the corner of my

monitor. I can't see half the chat, but I

like this angle. Put it here.

Why would such a small distance make so

much difference? I don't know. I think the

brick walls are very thick and they block

the signal. You put it by the window, the

glass— I guess the Wi-Fi beams go

through glass easier than brick.

And I don't know why I put it on the

outside window instead of my window there.

And it's way faster. And then I

was like nudging it to the left, nudging

it to the right, and I found this sweet

spot. They put the sweet spot right up my—

right next to the Wi-Fi router box.

So I've just abandoned the Wi-Fi router.

My mum might as well cancel it. I guess

she uses it.

My sister's home today. She came home

yesterday and she was showing me her plans

for Japan. She's got like a document with

a list of all the things, places she wants

to go to. You won't believe— you won't

actually believe the place that she had

that she wanted to go to. She had Tobita

Shinchi on her list. And I was like,

why do you have Tobu-Toshinchi on your

list? She said she found it on some

subreddit. And I said, you can't go to

Tobu-Toshinchi. She said, why? I said,

it's a red light district.

I don't know what subreddit she went on to

see people recommending Tobu-Toshinchi.

Imagine I just didn't say anything and she

ends up going there with her husband.

What would happen? I went there with

Chihiro and the girls there, they have—

they're so weird. When you walk down

Tobitsushinchi and the girls don't want

anything to do with you, they act really

weird. They've got like a little fan. I

found my fan recently. I found it. I've

got one on my desk. So they've got like a—

not one of these, but like a circle one.

They will hold up the fan in front of the

face like that, it basically means no

thank you. So if you're really ugly and

gross, they probably will either do like

look away or they'll hold up a fan. So

when me and Chihiro went walking down

there, all the girls— because Chihiro was

having a good look, like looking right in

to look at the girls— the girls would just

look away or they'd hold up a sign in

front of their face. One of them went,

waved at us and was going, bye-bye. Like,

fuck off, that kind of tone. It was really

weird how they act like that. And then one

time I was riding a bicycle through the

area because, you know, I like to walk

around the area to find the right one.

And I thought maybe if I go on bicycle,

it'd be faster. I can like do circuits

around quicker. But when you're on a

bicycle, the reaction was weird.

They— half the girls would hide their face

and And when I went up to one of them,

they told me to go away. Well, they didn't

say that literally. They said, you cannot

park your bicycle here, which basically

means go away. So being on a bicycle for

some reason makes them think that you're

trying to film them or something. They're

so weird. But then

I went— but then the next time I went

without the bicycle and none of that

happened. None of them hid their faces.

Some of them started laughing at me

because I kept going round and round and

round. They obviously kept seeing me

because I couldn't decide which one to go

with, and they were like, Onii-san,

ahaha, and they just burst out laughing

because it was me again. They saw me go

around, do like 5 laps. Yeah, so it would

be pretty funny if she accidentally went

there, but obviously because I'm a good

brother, I had to tell her what Tobito

Shinji is. I don't know why she had that

on her list. I thought it was funny

though. I reckon if they just went there,

I don't know what happens when tourists

accidentally go in there and they don't

know what it is and they don't speak

Japanese. I'm pretty sure that

prostitutes— I'm pretty sure they don't

speak English, so what are they gonna do?

They'll probably just do like the X sign

or like that sign. I don't know. This is

so awkward because they look like it's a

restaurant. It kind of looks like a little

tea house, so they might go, oh, I want

some Japanese tea, and they don't realize

it's for something else. Would be really

awkward.

I should have said you should tell your

husband. To go on ahead without you.

It's best enjoyed alone. They would

all be waving at him, and then they would

be acting weird if they saw my sister.

Yeah, I don't know what subreddit— isn't

it like a sexpat subreddit?— would be

recommending Tomitoshinji. And she asked

if Fukuoka was good because she was

planning to stay there for four nights. I

said Fukuoka is really boring. There's

nothing in Fukuoka. What is there in

Fukuoka? There's that— there's

that shopping mall, but it's kind of

boring. And they do live music there

sometimes. There's a park. And then

they got the food stalls that come out at

night. I said that's the only interesting

thing would be if you want to talk to

locals and have local food. In like a

social setting. That's what people go to

Fukuoka for. But I wouldn't stay there for

4 nights. I stayed there for 2 nights this

year before going to Shikoku, and it

was so boring. I couldn't wait to leave.

It's a very clean, nice-looking city, but

it's so dull. There's like no energy

compared to Osaka. I think they're going

for a month.

But she wants to go all across Japan,

like Nagasaki, Kyushu. I said

my favorite place is Kyoto. It's got so

many nice places. And then Osaka.

And Tokyo's okay. It depends what you

want, really.

Kyoto definitely has the most beautiful

interesting places all kind of like in one

spot. Fushimi Inari,

Arashiyama, Kiyomizu-dera.

It's got a castle in the middle. It's got

loads of stuff.

And then Osaka is good for nightlife.

Shinsaibashi, Namba. It's got bars and

stuff if you want to go to bars. I had a

good time going to karaoke bars.

Why do you owe your mum money? Because she

helped me pay my tax. As a famous

YouTuber, you make a lot of money and I

didn't pay my tax. Well, I paid some of

it. I didn't pay all of it. I didn't think

they would investigate me, to be honest.

Yeah, I quite like, um, giving travel tips

in Japan because I feel like I'm very

knowledgeable. I've been to Japan 14

times, I think. At least 12 to 14

times I've been to Japan. I've been all

over the country. I haven't been to

Hokkaido though. It looks boring. I

haven't been to Hokkaido, Okinawa, north

of Tokyo.

I went to Nagoya, but we didn't really get

out of the train station because it looked

boring.

I asked her if you're gonna learn some

Japanese. She said no. I said you should

learn some because they really don't speak

English there. At least

just learn 大丈夫です and 福袋お願いします

if you want a plastic bag. I don't know

why they call plastic bag 福袋. I wish it

was just plastiku bagu. It'd be a lot

easier. I hate the word fukuro. It's hard

I feel like Japanese people wouldn't

understand the word bag.

It's not really a commonly known

English word.

What else do you think would be useful?

Don't know. I found 大丈夫です

really useful.

大丈夫です is probably the number one most used

word, I would say.

Should I learn some Japanese before going

to Japan? I think you should.

It definitely helped me when I was there

traveling around.

The problem is I couldn't really

understand. I mean, I could understand,

but it was hard trying to understand the

response because they would speak really

fast. Why couldn't they slow it down a

bit? Obviously I'm not Japanese.

How's the Elden Ring spamming going?

Um, it's okay, I guess. A couple of them

are getting 4K views now. I just don't

know why other channels are

getting like 100,000 views. 200,000 views

and I can't even crack 5K views. What am I

doing wrong? I'm using the same titles.

I'm creating my thumbnail in the same way

their thumbnails look. Is it because the

content sucks or what? I don't get it.

Maybe I'm not speaking in a way that makes

people want to watch it for long.

I'm just saying hello, welcome back to a

new video. Today we're going to talk about

this weapon. It can do this and that.

It's really fun. How else am I supposed to

talk? I don't

think it's because the content sucks,

because I've got videos where I spammed

out guides and the content— I mean, all my

content sucks. I suck at making content,

but I got like 30k views, 20k views on my

Helldivers 2 videos. So I don't think the

content sucking should stop the video from

getting views. All my content sucks and

I have like my Steam Deck video has

600,000 views. The video sucks.

Is it my thumbnail? I don't know why some

people are getting hundreds of thousands

of views. I can't even get 5K. Be great if

I could like get 10K views on all my Elden

Ring videos. But they're all just getting

a couple thousand each, and then some of

them are just completely flopping and only

getting 100 views. It's not going great.

Bit worried. Is the channel shadowbanned?

Oh, I don't know. Try posting on my main

channel. Maybe we'll get more views.

Or maybe there's just too many people

making guides about it, so there's too

much supply, not enough demand. Really

don't know.

It's hard figuring out this YouTube thing.

For some reason, my Dry Leaf Arts videos

get more views than anything else. Who's

that? I have no idea who that

is. It's probably— wait,

that's not David? That's not his car.

That looks like a Toyota. Is it my

sister's friend? It must be a— uh,

delivery man. That's an Amazon man? He's

just some bloke driving a little car. I

can do that.

That's how you do Amazon? You just drive

around in your stupid little car? In

shorts and t-shirt. Get a real job,

loser. He just drives his little car up

and down dropping off Amazon boxes. He's

got loads of Amazon boxes in his back car,

in his boot. I can see them, he's got

loads. The job looks quite

easy. Look, you just drive around, get the

parcel, drop it off, drive back out.

Don't even ring the doorbell. I can do

that. What's the catch though?

There must be a catch. It looks

so easy. You just drive here, drive there,

and drop off the box.

Put some music on in the car.

I can't be bothered. I want to be a

YouTuber, not a stupid Amazon delivery

Maybe it's really stressful. You got like

100 boxes, you got to deliver them all by

4 PM, otherwise what are they gonna do,

penalize you?

Now I wouldn't steal packages because

it'll be obvious who stole it. Because you

would probably have to register that you

are the delivery driver and write down or

enter what parcels you took, so they would

know it's you. I'm not that stupid.

See, if you want to be a criminal, you got

to be clever. So many people want to be

criminals, but they're dumb and they get

caught. I never get caught because I'm not

that dumb. I'm a master thief.

Yeah, he left it outside the door and he

took a picture of it to show that he

delivered it. You're using your 2018

profile photo again. Yep, do you like

it? I think it was a big mistake trying to

hide my face. I had this stupid

idea that something

bad could happen if people found my

channel. The problem is, if you search

Daniel Japan on YouTube, my channel pops

up first with my face. I thought if I took

away my face, they might not realize

that's me unless they clicked on the

channel. But I don't care anymore, so I

just put everything back to how it was. I

think caring too much about what people

think of you is never, never a good idea.

I was at my greatest when I just didn't

care, and then I started to care too much

and it made me sad. Just be yourself and

be proud of it. Don't care what other

people think. Trying to hide who you

really are kind of sucks.

I hate it. I like who I am. If you don't

like who I am, then get lost. I like

myself. Practicing self-love every

day.

Never let women change who you are,

because they'll just make you hate

yourself. Tell them, if you don't like who

I am, then here's the back door.

Bye-bye. Don't be like, oh, please like

me, look, I changed. No woman's

going to respect you for that. They'll

respect you if you just stick to who you

are, and eventually you'll find someone

who likes who you are, and then you'll be

much happier. It's my advice.

Don't let anyone change you ever.

You're special just the way you are.

I don't let any woman change me.

Not anymore.

You don't like your income? I don't know,

I think I can get to $1,000 income this

month. I'm so close. I'm at, I think,

$955 for June. I'm like $45 away

from $1,000. Tomorrow's the last day of

June. I reckon I could make one more video

tomorrow to just edge me over $1,000.

Then I have achieved my goal. A quad-digit

income.

And then July, I don't know, we'll have to

see what happens.

June's been pretty rough. It was very low,

but then it started to, um, started to

catch back up in the back end of June

because I had a week off in June

traveling, kind of messed stuff up.

I am glad I saved £300 not buying Starlink

because I'm a genius. If anyone has bad

internet, put your phone by the window and

use as a hotspot. That's what I'm doing

this stream off. My phone is outside by

the window with amazing upload/download

speed. Is the £1,000 a

month pre-tax. Number one, it's $1,000,

not pounds, and I don't pay tax anymore.

You don't have to pay tax if you only make

£1,000 a month because

that's £12,000 a year income. You only pay

tax over £12,500.

I'm 21 making more than you. Yeah, but

your life is probably much harder and

stressful than mine is. I get

to live in a big house playing video

games, do what I want, don't have

to go outside or meet people or do any

work. So you

can— there's a shirtless gypsy brushing

the ground.

The gypsies are multiplying. I see the

little kids now, getting bigger.

5 years ago they would have been babies.

And walking around topless, typical.

Yeah, I reckon my life is much better than

I don't care if you make more money, if

your life's really stressful and you've

got to work— no thank you.

You make YouTube videos? What videos?

How can I check your channel?

Go to channel.

Oh, you got 8K subs.

Well, you get more views than me.

Damn it. You got 8K

views, 3.8K, 6.9K,

5.5K,

1.2K,

27K. Why'd you get so many views on that?

Why are roadmen so socially anxious?

Why is it just a bunch of black people

riding bicycles though? I don't understand

your channel. A mocked

by 8K subs channel. There's channels with

500 subs that get more views than me. Sub

count so meaningless. My actual sub count,

active sub count, is probably like 5K now.

I made loads of new channels. It doesn't

work.

I made a fish channel, I made a stock

channel, I made a sexy ASMR channel.

None of them get any views.

Why are so many roadmen Muslims? What is a

roadman? Why are they just like masked

black men in hoods singing and rapping in

all your videos? I don't understand what

your content is. Looks weird.

I don't know what a roadman is. Is it a

man who works on the road? I don't even

know what the word means. I can't even

copy your content even if I wanted to. I

don't even know what it is.

Why did you abandon hiding in my fish

tank? Because it didn't get any views.

I forgot the login as well. How do I log

into it? Where's my iPhone?

I've got loads of channels.

Abroad in Thailand started to get views

and then it just fell off.

Yeah, I forgot how to log into the fish

tank channel. I got one channel

called Travel Alone Plan,

and it's just videos of me walking around

Thailand. One of them got 2K views,

the rest didn't get any.

I can't be bothered walking around. For 2K

Don't know what content to make, nothing

works.

I don't have the energy to make a new

channel, it takes ages.

To make a new channel. Don't know,

sometimes you get lucky and you can like

start a new channel up and it gets going

in a few months, but I don't know how to

do that. It took me years. I made my

channel in like 2014. It didn't get

any views until 2017.

I tried doing Casey Neistat daily

vlogging, didn't get any views, and then I

changed my content to whining about

ex-girlfriends.

I think I'll just stick to Elden Ring for

now. I just need

to find the right title format. That works

and spam it out 10 times. That's the

stupid thing about YouTube. All that

matters is the stupid title and the

thumbnail, and then once you found the

title and thumbnail combination that

works, you just spam it out. I mean, it

could be the same content but with a

different title, and then it flops because

the other title's not as good as the good

title. So dumb.

Oh, my mum's back. I hate how YouTube

works where it doesn't matter what the

content is,

just matters what the title is.

Why are they back so soon?

I just made the same Elden Ring video over

and over again, but I just changed the

titles slightly. So I put 100— I mean,

5 DLC weapons you cannot miss, and then

I'll make another video, 7 DLC weapons you

cannot miss, and it's basically just the

same weapons but in a different order.

And I put 7 instead of 5, or I put best

instead of strongest. It's basically just

the same content but packaged in a

slightly different way, so it's not the

same. It's basically how all

businesses operate, like McDonald's, all

their different products, it's all just

the same, just repackaged in a different

way. Like cheeseburger and a Big Mac,

it's barely any difference.

Quarter Pounder and a Big Mac, it's just

beef, cheese in a bun at the end of the

day. Are you fighting

with David? Which David? Gibson? No, I'm

not fighting with anyone. But maybe he

doesn't like me. What, my brother-in-law?

Because he didn't talk to me. The only

thing he said to me was, do you know a

good place to stay in Tokyo? And that was

it. And he was here for like 4 or 5 days

after the wedding.

Maybe he thinks I don't like him. Oh, I

think a lot of people think I don't like

them or that I'm scary because I don't

really talk to anyone and I don't initiate

Yeah, the wedding happened ages ago.

I look kind of miserable,

angry, not sociable or friendly.

Look, I got a picture of me in my suit. I

look weird, like my head's really

big looking.

My, my right arm looks like a stick. It's

because it's like bent inwards into my

ribs. I should have like, I don't

know, puffed my arm out a bit more.

Don't yikes, you're supposed to say you

look nice. When I put it like that, my

head looks less big. I put it like that,

my head looks massive.

I look okay. Stop yikesing. What does that

mean? I look really bad in this photo.

I'm not showing it. My eyes look really

small because

the sun was really bright. I couldn't open

my eyes very wide, so I was squinting.

What do you mean pimply? My skin— you

can't even see my skin.

The, the focal length makes my face look

weird. Like,

my face is really wide and my facial

features all small, like they've shrunken

my facial features. Don't like the way the

camera changes the way your face

looks based on the focal length.

That's not what I look like. How do

you not have such small centered facial

features?

What would I do with £45K? Number one,

you're supposed to put the pound sign at

the front of the numbers, not at the end.

It looks weird like that. Where are you

getting £45K from? I lost £16K on stocks.

And about eight, maybe eight

k on taxes. Who puts the currency

symbol after the numbers? That's so weird.

Yeah, I would have had fifteen k maybe.

Don't know what I'd do with it. Probably

just buy a Starlink without worrying about

it all day. And waste money somehow, some

else, some other way.

Europeans do it. I've never seen anyone do

that. I guess it

makes sense because you say $45, not

dollars 45. It just looks weird to me.

If someone suddenly magically gave me 18K,

what would I do?

Hmm,

I could buy a Tesla. Why not?

There's not really anything I want to buy.

I've got good internet, which is all I

want. If I have good internet, I'm happy.

If I've got crap internet, I'm so

miserable.

No, I don't want to go back to Japan. I'm

so sick and tired of Japan.

Boring.

So fed up.

Are you gonna go back to driving school?

No, I'm broke. I don't want to, I don't

need to, and I can't really afford it. I

don't want to spend hundreds of pounds to

practice driving again and then get told,

Daniel, you're driving so bad, you should

send back your driving license because

you're gonna kill someone if I let you

back on the road. My driving— imagine my

driving's so bad that I get my driving

license revoked. No, I haven't

driven since I came back. The annoying

thing is insurance. You can't just hop

into anyone's car. You've got to get

insurance, and it's hard to add you on

to insurance because you have to get rid

of the old one and make a new policy with

your name on it, and then you've got to

pay some money. The whole insurance thing

is so stupid. I think you should be

insured per vehicle, not per person. So

anyone in the vehicle who's driving is

insured because the vehicle is insured.

But the way it works is the person is

insured. It's stupid.

I'm not paying. I paid £800 last time to

add myself on the insurance policy. And

then I only drove once.

And then my mum kept yelling at me,

calling me stupid for paying

£800. And I said,

that was the only option. And then she

wouldn't believe me when I said that £800

is for all of us, me, you, and David. And

she kept saying, no, oh my God, Daniel,

you don't know anything about cars. The

woman on the phone just said it. She just

said the policy is for you, your mum, and

David Gibson. She won't even

believe me when I just came off the phone

talking to the insurance woman.

So I don't know if she changed her mind or

Maybe I just won't pay her back. I'll take

£800 off how much I owe her because that's

how much I paid for the insurance for the

whole year. I didn't even get a thanks. I

got shouted at instead.

She always thinks I don't know what I'm

talking about or that I'm wrong.

Doesn't trust me. Oh, wow.

Thanks, Frank. You should have invited

me to the wedding.

No. Unless you were a girl. Frankaline.

Frank sounds very manly. The Dodge Charger

would have scared the horse. There was a

horse-drawn carriage.

Maybe if you had a Tesla. I'm more of a

Tesla guy than a Dodge Charger.

Yesterday I kept complaining to her about

the internet being slow, and she kept

saying it's slow because there's so many

people using it, all my Malaysian

relatives. But they're not even here. She

took them out to go traveling, and I kept

saying, but they're not even here. How is

it slow? Oh wow,

thanks. Yeah,

showing up at the church in

the Dodge. So she kept repeating the

internet slow because of all the people

using it, and I kept saying, but no one's

here. You took them out.

That's so annoying.

How can it be slow because so many people

using it when the people are not even here

and they're, they're out traveling?

Sometimes I feel like, is it a language

problem or what? I would like to say to my

uncle, can you translate this into Chinese

because I don't think she's getting it.

Why would you think the internet's slow

because of so many people using it when

I'm the only one in the house?

So frustrating.

Do you have a Wi-Fi booster?

No, but I don't need it because the Wi-Fi

box is outside my room. The internet is

broken now. The speeds are so bad.

I had to buy unlimited data plan and find

the sweet spot to get good internet.

It says an engineer's coming.

Don't know when. It's happened

before. I don't know why, but it's like

they break something in the box outside by

the road. There's a box, like an

electrical box, a metal cabinet by the

side of the road where all the electricals

go, and the phone lines go in there too.

So sometimes the internet goes really

slow, you get 1 megabit download. So they

come with an engineer, they open the box,

they fiddle with it, don't know what they

do, and then magically the internet's back

to normal speed.

Maybe if they just show me how to do it,

I could do it myself. They probably have a

special key to open the village grid.

Yeah, I'm using my mobile data right now.

It's really good. I got like 70 download,

15 upload nearly. I put my phone by the

window outside my room. It's on my tripod.

I might show it to you, but I can't be

bothered to get up. So my big tripod,

I extended the tripod fully and I put

the phone pointing outside. I think that

makes a difference because the antenna,

isn't it inside the phone at the top of

the phone? So I angled it pointing outside

towards where the big new phone tower is,

and I'm getting crazy fast

speeds, almost as good as Starlink.

I mean, it overheats in the sun. Yeah,

I'm a bit worried about that because the

sun comes down Around—

well, I had it there yesterday and it was

fine. Should be fine.

How is the weather? It was really hot. I

had to sleep shirtless and then it got a

bit cooler. Now it's quite nice, 22

degrees. Show us your crazy internet

setup. I took a photo.

Hold on.

It looks like this.

It's just my phone on a tripod.

For some reason, the higher the phone is,

the better the signal is. When I lowered

it, the speeds were slower. Really weird.

You know what would be good? If I had a

really long pole, taller than the house.

I put the phone on the end of the pole,

get really long charging cable, and I

erect it in the garden. Then I could

stream in the garden. I could probably

stream in the garden now, but The house,

I think it blocks the line of sight to the

tower, and also the higher the phone is,

the better the signal is.

Yeah, I could build that 10-foot,

20-foot high pole. I need a really long

charging cable. Use as a hotspot, I could

walk around in the garden and stream.

I did want to get a Starlink. It looks

pretty cool. It moves around, it tracks

the satellites. Did you know the

satellites that Elon Musk put into space,

they travel at like 25,000 miles per hour

orbiting the Earth, and every 4 minutes

the Starlink has to connect to a new

satellite that's coming around. And it

will track the satellite until the

satellite's out of its area, and then it

will start looking for a new satellite.

That's crazy.

But you can't have anything blocking the

sky, so you either have to have it on the

roof or in a big— I guess you could put it

in the garden, but I'd be scared the Irish

people would come and steal it.

It wouldn't be very good in a built-up

area because all the buildings would block

Who's outside my room?

Someone's outside my room.

What? That parcel's for me? Oh yeah, I did

buy something off Amazon.

I guess that was my sister.

I bought this SIM adapter because, you

know, I got these dongles for my IRL

streaming setup before I went to Thailand.

I thought I'd put my SIM card in here,

but the SIM card's too small, so I needed

that adapter card. I forgot

I bought this. Waste of money.

Got these.

I wonder if it's faster if I put my my SIM

card in here, and I plug this into— I

mean, it could plug into a USB power bank,

and then I hoist it onto the chimney, and

then I use my laptop to connect to it

wirelessly. This actually can go into the

laptop directly, but then obviously the

signal won't be good from here.

I wonder if this dongle has like a

stronger signal than the phone. Maybe

there's something on Amazon with a really

big long antenna.

I think my internet's fine, I don't need

to waste more money to improve

it, it's fast enough.

Yeah, the Irish people are still here,

unfortunately.

What else is there to talk about?

Uh, my girlfriend's not talking to me

anymore. I think she wants to break up.

My last livestream really upset her. I

don't even know why. Why do my livestreams

upset people so much? I had constant

fights with Chihiro because of the

livestreams and Discord. Now it's

upsetting my girlfriend, and I don't even

know what I said wrong.

We haven't talked for like 3 days now.

And she keeps saying the same thing, that

I don't care about her. And I keep

saying, no, of course I care about you.

What does it even mean to care about

Because I don't give her much attention

because I don't really talk much to her.

I don't really understand, like, what the

whole idea of caring about someone means,

that I keep messaging her all day long.

I've got stuff to do. I'm busy.

I've got videos to make and I've got a

livestream. I don't have time to

sit there all day Going, what you doing?

Hello? What you doing? What you doing?

What you doing now? What you doing? It's

boring.

I don't do that. I used to when I was

really young and I was like obsessed with

having a Japanese girlfriend. I would

constantly message her all day, every day.

And look where— look how that ended.

Complete waste of time.

I never want to get really clingy and

obsessive over a girl. It feels— makes

you feel kind of pathetic.

You get kind of addicted to it, and then

you get all upset when they don't reply to

you quickly. I never want to become like

that again. I was like that when I was

20-something.

I'd find some girl and then we would start

chatting and I would fall in love and then

I'd become obsessed. Every waking day I'd

be obsessed over her and it was just not

good mentally. I don't want to be like

that. I've got stuff

to do, I've got money to make, I got to

exercise and think about my mental

health. I don't

really have anything to talk about anyway.

So she keeps getting upset saying I don't

care about her. I don't really care about

anyone, to be honest. I care about the

stock market.

Video. All I care about is YouTube,

really. Making YouTube videos. That's what

I care about. I don't really care about

people.

How do you care about people anyway? I

don't get it. What are you supposed to do

to care about someone?

Just don't understand it. What do you want

As long as they're not dying, it's fine,

isn't it? Just let them do their thing.

I'll do my thing. They're fine.

I don't understand the whole caring thing.

I liked Mila a lot, but I didn't

do anything differently with Mila than I

usually do. Does it mean— I mean, I think

most people would agree that I cared a lot

about Mila, but I didn't do anything

differently. I wasn't

spamming her with messages every day

because I think that's kind of lame. I

some people are just never happy.

I hate that word, care. Such an

annoying word, especially when you get

accused of not caring about something.

You don't care about me.

Yeah,

well, whatever.

So we haven't spoke for like 3 days now,

and it's actually kind of nice. She's

gonna get mad again now. It's just nice

and peaceful. I don't have to get nagged

at all the time. She nags me all the time.

It's been like this for nearly 2 years.

I'm tired of it. All the fighting.

I didn't even do anything wrong.

I think I'm pretty well behaved compared

to when I was with Chihiro.

Yeah, maybe it's over. I don't know.

I do care sometimes, but I have

my own ways of showing that I care.

Like, I would— I've

made coffee for Chihiro after dinner.

That's my way of showing I care.

Otherwise, I just make it for myself and

I'd say, make your own coffee.

I just hate being nagged. If you start

nagging me and whining at me, We're done.

I can't be bothered.

I'm so sick and tired of being nagged my

whole life by Asian women. Nag, nag,

nag, nag. Just leave me alone.

I just want peace and quiet.

Do my own thing without getting

Complain that.

Do you have solid guy friends you hang out

with? No, I don't want to hang out with

anyone. I just want to make YouTube

videos. That's all I want to do is I want

to make YouTube videos and I want to

livestream. That's all I want to do. I

don't want to have sex. I don't want to

meet up. I don't want to hang out. I can't

be bothered. I want to lift my weights.

I want to drink my protein powder. I want

to make YouTube videos and then go to bed.

That's all I care about.

I'm going MG Tao, Andrew Tate mode.

I had this dream last night. Me and Aki

Dearest were having an affair. We were

like banging in the hotel, and I was like,

haha, Joey, I'm fucking your girl. It was

so weird. Why Aki Dearest? I don't find

her attractive at all. And but she was in

my dream last night. It felt fun

because I was like sticking it to Anime

Man. So I banged his girlfriend. Had some

weird dreams last night.

Yeah. And then I was having a shower, but

the shower was outside of my hotel room.

I thought it was private, but then it was

public and all these people started

joining the shower and I was naked. I

couldn't find my glasses and I was getting

soap in my eye. Such a weird dream. I woke

up at 5 AM like, like that,

like I just exited The Matrix where I was

naked in a public shower and I couldn't

see. I have the weirdest dreams.

No, don't tell Joey, he's gonna exile

me from the YouTube community. Remember

Chris was like, maybe if you never made

that video about Joey, he might have

reached out. He would have reached out to

you eventually. But it's kind of hard

being friends with someone who does stuff

like that. You kind of shot yourself in

the foot, mate. Shut up, Chris.

I think you're so clever. 'Cause you're

famous and get invited to meet the King of

England. Stupid Chris Brown.

Yeah, one thing I got that Chris doesn't

is I have—

I've got a big house and big garden. I bet

my garden's way bigger than Chris's stupid

Japanese Whatever he lives in. He probably

just lives in some big apartment, but he's

got no garden. What kind of place do you

think Chris Broad lives in in Tokyo?

Probably like 2DLDKLY,

2 rooms, kitchen. He's probably got like

a fancy apartment, but it's pretty tiny

compared to my house.

Don't you follow Venus? On Twitter? No, I

follow her on Instagram. Why? What she

said on Twitter? She's having like another

meltdown on Instagram, drinking loads of

alcoholic beverages.

You don't have a garden or house? What do

you think I'm living in? I just walked

around the garden after lunch for half an

hour, enjoyed the sunshine, walked around

the garden. I've been living here for

25 years. Jesus Christ. I've been living

in this bedroom since 2001.

And still you guys are like, oh, it's not

your house, it's your mum's house. Yeah,

but I've been living here basically as

long as she has. How's it not

my house just because my name's not in it?

Yeah, but I still live here for free, so

what difference does it make if my name is

on it or not on it? We moved here in 2001.

That was 5,

20— I can't believe it, 25 years ago.

Damn, I've been here for a long time.

How many times have you had cereal there?

Well, in my room, I think

just with Mila. I never brought Chihiro up

here. We always did it in the guest room.

Here we did it in the guest room. Yeah,

everyone else was in the guest room. Mila

was the only one we did it in my bedroom.

Your mum? My mum's not going to kick me

out. She's never kicked me out. I've

always just left, stormed out.

I don't think Asian parents kick their

kids out. That's like a British thing. My

English uncle and auntie, they kicked

their kids out as soon as they were 18.

They were like, well, you got to get jobs.

Time to move out. Gotta stand on your own

two feet. Bye-bye. My auntie next door,

she's really strict. She would never— I

can't imagine my cousin who's now like 40

years old. I can't imagine him living with

his mum. She would not let him. British

mums are pretty strict about the

whole you gotta leave when you're 16 or

18. So Asian parents are very mean.

They call you fat, useless, that kind of

stuff. But I don't think they'd kick you

out like British parents would.

Do. Yeah, it's kind of nice. I guess I'm

lucky not having a Western parent, but my

dad was English. He never kicked me out

either. He didn't even ask me to help

pay for bills.

I guess he was just hoping I'd find

something eventually.

Ah, no more walk.

Will I storm out this time round? I don't

know. My mum seems a bit different. She

seems a bit less stressed all the time. I

guess it's because she doesn't work

anymore. I think working was making her

stressed out. Haven't had any

problems yet.

It's only been 24 days.

She's mainly getting stressed out with the

relatives here, so they are absorbing the

anger, not me.

I don't know why it was so— I don't

know why we fought so much back in 2021.

I think everyone was just stressed out

with COVID and the lockdown, and we were

like stuck together here, couldn't go