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Net income $3K.

But what I got to stop doing is shorting at support, buying at the top, doing too many little micro trades,

only trading setups. All these things I can't seem to learn.

Now I'm confusing my CFD account with an investment account because now I'm buying and holding longs, hoping to hit it big if the market rips instead of trading a little setup, like a little movement. See, this is what I'm not doing right.

Really, I need to close every single position, start fresh. That's what I'll do. But first, I want market to rip, and I'm going to take profit on all these longs. And anything over £1,000, I'm going to move it all back into stocks and shares ISA, and then we're going to start fresh with a £1,000 balance.

And I'll close all these positions and I'll have new rules where I won't hold overnight. No more holding overnight for months or weeks.

No trades without stop losses. But yeah, I want to start fresh and close everything, but I can't when I'm down on everything. So I can't start fresh, start my new plan until market rips all-time highs again.

Because what I'm doing with the CFD account now is what I should be doing with an investment account.

But I've bought the bottom on the dip

with 10,

15, 0.40 units of NASDAQ longs. I'm gonna be fucking rich.

Uh,

when the market rips, these are gonna be up hundreds per contract, and then the ones at the top all gonna break even. I'm gonna be up loads. I just gotta hold strong for the reversal.

It's just got to not get margin called. Keep adding money, it'll go back up, trust me.

We've got November rally, December rally, Santa rally, Thanksgiving rally. There's no more negative catalysts apart from if government reopens and there's bad jobs data.

But I mean, they're probably gonna brush it under the carpet, the bad data. They're probably just gonna be like, oh, it was fine.

No, I'm not a market analyst. I'm just repeating what Traveling Trader said. He said there's no more negative catalysts apart from if the government opens and there's bad jobs data.

It doesn't cause job losses, it's just the economic data hasn't come out because the government's been shut down, so no one knows what the data is like. So if it comes out bad, it could tank the market.

There's 68% chance that they'll do a rate cut in December. They'll definitely do a rate cut. They have to.

But when market rips, I want to get out of these longs, close every position, start fresh.

So when it rips, I'll be up over £2,000 on CFDs. I'll take it all out apart from £1,000. Uh, the £1,000 will be my base amount of trading. And at the end of the month, I'll take profit on anything that's over $1,000. If it drops below $1,000, I'll top it back up to $1,000.

These are my new rules.

And I'm not going to do 50 micro trades. I'm going to do proper trades with stop loss

and not hold overnight. Damn, fireworks going crazy.

So many of them.

Where is that? I can't even see it. I can hear it. I don't know who would be doing that. Leeds Castle's not nearby to be able to hear it. Is it just someone's house? They must be loaded.

Following my own— making rules is easy, but following them is really hard. You know what I need is like, like a manager to do the trades for me. So I need his permission. Like, TotalBiscuit didn't have control of his Twitter, did you know? He let his editor Zook— he was in charge of the Twitter. So TotalBiscuit would

write something and need Zook's permission, and I thought that sounds dumb but also kind of clever.

Like someone who's not emotionally invested to have an objective, logical viewpoint and be like, no, that's not a good idea to post that,

TB. But I'd be pissed. I'd be like, you fucking idiot, I told you to take the trade. And then I'd fire them and regain control of it.

Yeah, self-control bit is really hard to master.

My rules are if it's going up, go long. If it's going down, go short. Pretty easy.

The problem is it's just so exciting and so fun when you're winning.

You go long, all in, you get those massive green numbers. Oh, up £50! Oh my God,

I was up £80 on one of my shorts yesterday.

I made so much shorting yesterday and then lost all of it, trying to continue shorting when the market reversed.

Um, all right,

maybe I'm more motivated about the CFD account.

I mean, the stocks and shares ISA, you're not supposed to do anything to it. You're supposed to just buy and hold. It's a long-term thing.

But the CFD thing is more of an active thing where you're supposed to look out for micro movements and trade that, get in and out quick.

Now zoom into the 1-minute chart and identify a pattern.

Equal highs, equal lows, data high. I do like equal highs if we're going long.

1 hour 17 minutes to go. Maybe some chivalry, that would kill the time.

Why not chivalry for 1 hour? Sounds good to me.

Da da da,

da da da.

Did I unlock any helmets?

Royal Tilting Helmet.

I like this one.

No, no, no, no, no. Escape from Fallhout.

What? I got killed already?

Wow, the game looks so nice.

Kill them all!

Ow,

he dead.

Hit it!

Oh, his leg!

What

a dodge! There's too much stuff on my desk.

Is being an archer any fun? Seems boring.

What?

I still haven't unlocked the big sword. Oh, I have. Oh, I haven't. Damn it, I thought that was it. I need level 18.

I don't know what quarterstaff is.

Hit

that.

Oh.

Try out the big sword.

I need level 18.

I don't— help me! What's that?

What?

Hit

it.

Ah.

Why did you spawn so far away?

Keep getting hit in the back.

I rate this game 10 out of 10.

Did it,

did

it. I did.

I wish I put the graphics higher. This is on low graphics.

Oh.

Bye.

Oh, my soul. What?

I

got a tree. Release the prisoners from their cages!

Wow,

what?

Oh, is that—

hit it!

Whoa, I went flying!

Yay, sir! There are only a few captives left.

What?

Spike trap?

Best. Hey, that— I want his sword.

Oh, my sword!

Whoa!

Oh, it bounced off him.

Wow. Wow, killed him.

Highland sword's

cool. Oh.

Ah,

I

want the sword.

No, I paid £6 for this. It was on sale.

What?

Oh.

He dead.

Line.

What? I only got hit once.

Uh, no,

I didn't lose Axe. Access to my account. I don't know where you're hearing all this rubbish from.

Maybe stop going on the subreddit.

Oh, hit both of them.

My helmet!

Where's my sword?

Need that. Give me that shield. Damn, I survived.

You're talking rubbish. What the fuck are you talking about? I didn't lose 500 quid. I could perform any more trades and I didn't get a temporary ban. Can you shut the fuck up? Fucking idiot,

talking complete nonsense.

I don't know where you got any of that from. Literally none of it happened.

I was trading the whole day until the close.

An idiot saying all this stuff, it's not even true. Fucking annoying.

Oh, not stupid Tennozi. I hate this place.

Be ready! Take

off!

Glory unto the Emperor! A million feet high!

We will bring this ostentatious city to its

Oh, I died.

I guess you can't swim if you're wearing armor. Makes sense.

Where are the enemies?

Eat

it.

Hate that kick.

Hell.

I

am

invincible.

What,

what happened? I didn't step on anything. Sounds like it says Jason's.

Where are the enemies?

Why are there any people here?

I can't find anyone. Oh, they're over there.

You run all this way and then die straight away. We nearly have control of this side of the bridge. Push them back!

To enter the city, we must first take the bridge.

Aces, we've taken the first half of the breach! Aces,

now to the other side of the breach!

Get it. Oh.

Oh, got him!

Oh, I got him!

What? Keep fighting, the bridge is almost ours.

50 minutes to go, easy.

Hit it. Oh.

We have captured the bridge for the Order.

Move through the city gates.

I want the greatsword.

Like 17, I need 18. Oh, that was only one rank. I need one more rank.

Oh,

where does it say my rank?

To the city! Ask to your— destroy

the city! Start by toppling those gaudy columns.

What?

Haha, you dead.

Why am I holding a watermelon?

What?

Hit

it.

Direct.

What? Uh, vertical slash is hard to aim.

You

dead.

You dead.

Oh,

nearly gone.

Wow, number 5. This is not good.

Oh, I thought he was on our side because he was all red, but it was just blood.

What?

Oh,

how?

This is Aladdin's home.

Hit it!

Only a single corpse left standing. Destroy it!

Out my way!

What? Oh, he cut my leg off.

It's no use, their forces are overwhelming us. Waste your time.

The foe of Lion's Fang.

Uh, 40 minutes left. I'm having chicken and lasagna.

Our armada must pass through the strait at Lion's Spire. This is no easy feat. As long as those traders Remain operational. Our goal is simple: storm the city and then the keep. Follow those trebuchets to Smothering. For the order! Patience, security, bring the battle plans to the gate.

I did.

Whoa.

Hey, my sword's too slow.

Yeah.

Oh, got him.

Whoa.

Oh, get

it.

Whoa! Oh, kill him too.

Damn it, killed by gas.

Yes, get it.

Their gate is in ruins. Gate is wide open.

Allez,

what?

I did. Uh,

30 minutes left.

Accident. Yeah, Battlefield's boring.

He did.

He

dead.

He dead.

This is not good.

Where's the enemy?

I'm still alive. I can't believe it.

Give me a shield.

No.

Oh, I wasted my horn.

My arm.

Keep it up! We've nearly taken the town square!

We have

taken the town square! Glory!

He dead.

Oh, arrow in the face.

29 minutes,

going to make $30 this stream.

Raking it in.

Right away.

What? These traps are stupid.

He just got kicked off the edge.

Oh, I just knocked him off the edge. Did you see that? Did you see that?

Get up.

What?

Whoa, longsword rank increased.

What does that mean?

All right, I get more damage.

He did.

Get

up, get up.

Wow,

24 minutes.

Ah, the cough.

Hit

it.

Damn, that food looks good. Roast chicken, pork,

ale, bread.

Where'd everyone go?

Eat it.

Crush!

What?

Whoa, the hell is that?

Hmm,

I

need rank 18 with the knight.

No, I regret nothing, idiot. Fuck you.

Not begging no one.

I

like

this level.

Not Gallencourt.

What?

Oh.

He

dead.

Seijin, genpai. Whoa, why is it bouncing? What? What?

Okay.

Oh, I got him! Oh, he didn't die.

Uh, he

just killed his own guy.

15 minutes left.

A

ver.

Eat

it.

Had it.

Overwhelm the rebel defenses!

Allez.

Oh, he died in the water. How did she see that?

Whoa.

Allez.

What?

Oh, chopped his head off.

Keep

up.

Wow, you dead.

Oh, oh, I got the great sword! I got the great sword finally!

Oh, it took me ages.

I don't think I get it. So look, I got the greatsword! Oh, I've been waiting ages for that.

Look at that. I just need a better skin for it.

Look at it, it's

massive. Oh, I didn't even get to use it.

Oh, I didn't even get to use it once.

Yeah, I dodge all the time. Are you blind?

I want to use my new sword. Come on.

Name one donator that I banned. If you can't even name one, you're banned because you're talking rubbish. Destroy the heretic's ancient stones.

Which famous donator did I ban then?

The Agathians are capturing our laborers and livestock. They must be stopped. Chicken Feet's not banned.

Oh, my sword.

Oh, my other sword.

I don't remember any of these people donating. Talking rubbish.

Ouch!

Whoa, whoa,

so it's good.

70 damage.

Oh, my

arm.

It won't work.

Oh.

They have abducted half of the village!

You dead.

You

dead.

What?

5 minutes left till dinner, then I don't have to deal with you people.

Anymore.

We have failed to protect the village. Fall back to the tower, Masons. This tower is our only remaining bulwark. Defend it! He

dead.

Hit

it.

Whoa, got him!

I pushed him in the fire. 3 minutes to go.

You

dead. Oh,

so quick.

Whoa,

curses! The tower has fallen! We won't surrender Hammerfell so easily! Protect the Herald! Hold the order!

One more death and I'm out.

This is the last one.

Eat it.

What? Okay, man.