I got STALKED in Japan [jdpi9yQCsaU]

Leave this place today.

Where are you leaving to? Why the rush?

Guys, we got cows now.

I'm nearly done.

Let me switch Wi-Fi.

Pocket Wi-Fi.

Oh my God, where's the pocket Wi-Fi?

Got it, I got it.

Is it working?

Okay, I just need to take the rubbish out

before we leave.

Okay, let me just take— I gotta take the

rubbish out.

Let's see if he finishes.

Did Thai GF give you again an ultimatum

like with the Korean woman? Or does it

have to do with Pineapple? Or is it just a

clickbait? I'll explain in a minute.

First we gotta get out of here before we

miss the train.

Oh my God,

oh my God, oh my God, so heavy.

Here

is your daily support. Hope you doing

well, Party Popper.

Oh, what about the bottles?

Leave the bottles here or whatever.

Bye-bye, guest house.

Oh my God, this is so annoying. Hold on,

the plastic bag on my backpack's swinging.

You forgot wallet? No, I got my passport,

got my wallet,

got my phones. That's all I need really.

It's not

It's not safe here. I'm not safe

staying here. I need to leave.

Just carry it with my hand.

I need to stream leaving so I have

evidence that I actually left and that I

did not re-enter.

Enter. Hold on, I should take a picture.

Take a picture for evidence.

Take a picture and

take pictures.

This is all evidence,

evidence,

and the Okay,

evidence.

Bye-bye, American guy.

Bye-bye, American guy.

Let me talk to ya. Hi, Daniel. Good lucky

and stay safe, mate. Yeah. Thanks,

LA Knight. I owe you one.

Uh, where should I put the umbrella? I

should have stuffed the umbrella into the

backpack. I don't have time. I've got to

When does the last train come?

Okay, let's go.

This plastic bag's killing

me, but it's got stuff in there like food.

Okay, so I've got some intel

that is not safe for me to be in that

guest house, and I'm gonna leave and

book a hotel, but I'm not gonna show you

which hotel for my own safety.

For my own safety, I'm not gonna stream in

the hotel. I'm just gonna stream tonight

going into the city,

and then I'm gonna book the hotel and go

into it, then end the stream before I go

into it, and then I'm gonna look at a

place to stay in Tokyo for the weekend.

Is someone after you? Yeah, you could put

it like that. Someone wants me in jail.

Someone wants to destroy my life.

I didn't think it was this serious. I

thought it's just like, you know,

playing, just messing around, but it's

not. It's not playing anymore. It's

actually pretty serious.

So I don't know if the intel is completely

trustworthy, but it's always

kind of mostly been reliable,

so I don't really have any reason to

believe it's not trustworthy, which is why

I'm kind of spooked.

Can someone find out when the last train

into the middle is? Oh, thanks,

Kenton. Is it pineapple that wants you

in jail? Can't say,

but I met this, um, I talked to this

Malaysian girl in the guest house living

room kitchen today during dinner, and she

gave me a little cake, and I think there

was like a message from the universe on

the cake. It literally said pineapple cake

on it, and then above pineapple it says

Sunny. I'll show it to you later.

There's no way that's a coincidence. How

the hell can that be a coincidence? I

talked to this Malaysian girl, she said

she got some sweets, gifts from her

friend who just got back from Taiwan, and

it literally said Sunny Hill pineapple

cake. That's freaky.

Uh, plastic bag is cutting off my

circulation.

Too bad I won't see her again. She's kind

of cute. Can I also suck your willy? I

love you. I'm gay and I am content.

Not right now, we're on a mission.

I don't know what cake symbolizes,

but it doesn't sound good.

Hold on, let me ask Siri.

Pineapple is unusual type of cake? No,

it's pretty famous from Taiwan. Uh, what

time is the last train to Umeda from— I

can't even say the train station name.

Didn't catch any of that, shut up. Let me

get Google Maps. Hold on.

Umeda directions.

Uh, train. There's a train at 10:32 for

3 minutes. I can't get there in 3 minutes.

About 11.

Uh, 11. Oh, that's fine. There's trains up

until 11:30, so we don't really need to

rush. Got like an hour.

Oh my God, I don't know if the

guest house manager is going to be mad I

just left the room like that without

sorting out the bedsheets. I'll just like

send him some money. For the bed

sheets or something.

Stupid umbrella.

Wait, I put the umbrella on the back

strap. Okay,

that's better.

Okay.

Is this clickbait? No, I have to leave

Osaka. I'm going to Tokyo in a few days.

Why are you spooked out over a cake? Are

you messed up psychologically right now?

Not spooked out over a cake. The cake is

just like a sign. Spooked out because

I could be in trouble. Someone actually

is trying to get me finished,

and they're not playing.

Yeah, I also have to

see— I booked an appointment with a lawyer

on Friday. So I'm just going to head into

Osaka and hide out there until my

appointment.

The lawyer costs, I think, $80. It said

¥11,000.

You can't afford a lawyer. Yeah, I can.

Just for like a 30-minute consultation,

it's only like $70, $80.

Why do you think a lawyer— why do people

think you have to be rich to get a lawyer?

No, just Google it. Put in like, um,

lawyer consultation English Osaka. A whole

bunch of websites come up where they do 30

or 1-minute hour— 30-minute or 1-hour

consultation.

So I might be in trouble for more than

just the SD card. There's something

else. I'm not entirely sure if it's

illegal though. It might be,

but I don't really feel safe being in the

guest house since everyone knows where it

is. Also, Blood Bucket's house is not

safe. Her address is known because

I accidentally doxxed it.

Well, you know when I got the Love Doll

back in 2019? I might have filmed

myself with it.

I don't think I should say anymore.

So in Japan, it's illegal to

make prawns uncensored.

If you know what I mean.

So if someone wanted to come for me for

that, I mean, they could.

I can't read the chat, you're typing too

If they were going to get you for that,

they would have done by now. No, it takes

time. This stuff takes time to process in

the system. It's not like straight away.

So I don't know how much time has past.

So the sooner I get out of here, the

better. I can't leave the country

cuz my girlfriend's coming in May and I

got other plans too.

First time going to the British Embassy

for shelter.

They will know you're in a hotel. Yeah,

but they don't know which hotel, so at

least I have peace of mind until I meet my

lawyer. I just want to like have a good

night's sleep without getting a knock on

Have a shower, have a bath.

Why are you worried about this now?

Because I got some very scary DMs

with information that seems pretty

legit.

So if you were trolling and you laughing

now, then well done because you got me

spooked. Hope this is entertaining for

You are not going to escape. I'm sending

my boys to come and get you right now.

You win. I'm leaving. Okay, you win.

And then I'll leave Osaka completely next

week. Just a few more days.

Happy now?

You happy?

I mean, I would leave Japan, but my

girlfriend's already booked a ticket to

come here, so I can't really, and she's

looking forward to it, so I can't really

say call it off.

I can't just suddenly leave Japan. I've

got plans.

Because if I leave Japan, that means I

can't come back ever again, which would be

so stupid.

So, if they do get me, then I think I

might be able to just pay a fine, but

it'll be like £15,000 probably. Gotta ask

my mum again. Well, I Googled it and it

said it was like either 3 years in prison

or £17,000 fine.

For the law I may or may not have broken.

Well, I don't 100% think I would really

get in trouble, but I think leaving Osaka

would probably help reduce the chances of

really getting in trouble.

I think if I just stayed in the guest

house, it would have been not helpful.

It's just It's like flicking the hornet's

nest. You don't want to do that. Is this

my train? Why is it so empty?

Changing address won't change anything.

Yeah, it means they won't know where I'm

staying.

次 は 塚 口、 塚 口

です。 下 り 方面 は 乗 り 換 え ください。 The

next stop is 塚 口 Station number HK

6. Please transfer here to

Well, I already got someone to book me a

hotel for me, so it won't be in my name.

It's like self-check-in.

ス カ ム チ、 ス カ ム チ です。 伊

丹 方面 は 乗 り 換 え ください。 出 口 は

左 側 です。 We are now arriving at ス カ ム チ

Station number H A H six. Please transfer

here for 伊 丹. Please exit

from the left side.

近 口 近 口 です。 痛 み 方面 は お 乗 り

換 え ください。 お 忘 れ 物 ない ように ください。 裏

付 近 ご 注意 ください。 That's right.

I wonder what will happen to cereal after

this sad face.

Not only do you have enemies back in the

UK, you got also enemies in Osaka and

Amagasaki now. You got enemies everywhere,

Daniel Gaylord. We all want to end you.

I'm not doxxing where I'm staying. I'm

going to turn the stream off when I get to

my hotel.

I'm not stupid.

Oh my God.

She's saying I should book a flight

ticket, a plane ticket.

Whatever you're worried about can't be

that serious. Well, I don't know for sure.

If I should be worried about it.

I'm like 40% worried.

Who said no one wasn't following you or

tracking you down right now? You might

want to look around you while you're

heading to the hotel. Well, I'm going to

get a hotel at a different station

to where I end the stream.

So I'll stay at this hotel and then I'll

assess the situation, and then depending

on how I feel, I'll either Go to Tokyo

next week, or I'll actually just fly out

These people behave like predators, yet

take issue with you for supposedly being

one. What has actually happened?

The reason why I'm streaming is because

not streaming is not really gonna make

things much safer,

because like you say,

they could find me anyway. Your safety is

more important than the fastest trip to

Japan. You could get a cheap trip to Korea

and RGF can still get a flight from Japan

to there to see you. Yeah, maybe fly to

Korea and then she could come to Korea

instead, and then I'll just pay her the

money she lost. But I mean, she already

booked the hotel and the plane ticket to

I'm going to talk to my lawyer on Friday

and then see what he says. If he tells me

I should leave the country, then I

probably will.

I'm gonna tell the lawyer everything. We

are now arriving at Kanzaki Gawa Station

number HK4. Please exit

from the left side.

I already booked the lawyer for Friday for

I'm gonna tell the lawyer everything,

like OnlyFans, the marriage, the SD

I think Ken is right, just fly out to

Korea this week if possible. Safety first.

Then that means I can never come back to

Japan again.

Do you have to pay a fine for leaving the

guest house? I'd probably have to pay

money to get rid of the bedsheets, but I

probably won't get my money back for the

top of the night.

If there's a warrant, if there's a

warrant, they'd be coming for me now,

wouldn't they?

Well, if I was

in real trouble, they would have come

already, wouldn't they? I was at the guest

house all day today.

So I think I'm safe at the moment,

but maybe if I leave Osaka, they'll back

off. Maybe I'll

seek shelter at the American military

Well, I hope it is not serious.

You know, try to be in sight.

I'm sorry.

Will you tell the lawyer about how you

bounce up and down on a maid?

Yeah, maybe I'll tell him that stuff too.

Show him the picture as well.

I better message my girlfriend. She's

worried.

It is partly because of OnlyFans. The

problem is,

um, I don't know if I'm just making it

worse if I say it,

so I posted it when I was in the UK,

because I wasn't doing OnlyFans until

after Mila. I remember I never did

OnlyFans in Japan. I never did OnlyFans

here in Japan,

and I never uploaded anything from Japan,

so I don't think I'm in trouble.

But I may have filmed it in Japan.

You're worrying too much. You can film

porn in Japan. It can be uncensored as

long as distribution is outside of Japan.

Yeah, I hope that's right. I'm going to

confirm that with my lawyer. Oh my God,

how am I going to tell him?

I don't think you can even see my dick in

the video because it was inside of the

love doll, so I don't actually know or

really remember what was in the whole

video. I'm pretty sure you

couldn't see it.

大阪梅田、大阪梅田終点です。You felt

yourself fingering your bumhole with your

legs waving in the air on Pineapple's bed.

Yeah, yeah, I'm also worried about that

one. Yeah, but I didn't put that on

OnlyFans. Oh wait, I did, didn't I? I

think I did put it on OnlyFans.

I got other bad news. The Finnish girl

doesn't want to stream, so I don't

know if I'll meet her anymore. She's got a

boyfriend and she doesn't want to stream.

She said she'll be up for meeting, but I

don't really see the point.

I don't know why she doesn't want to

stream. She said her— this School

members told her not to, so yeah,

I couldn't bother. Thank you for taking

the Hankyu Railway. Okay, here we are

arriving at Osaka Umeda Terminal,

station number HK1. Please transfer

here for the Hanshin Line, the Osaka

Metro, and JR lines. Please exit

for No,

only 2. No,

only one, because I wasn't doing any fans

when I was there.

Okay, what time is it? 11. Now I've got to

find a hotel.

I'm not sure what to do.

Um, I guess it doesn't really matter when

I book the hotel cuz I can just check in

whenever. Hotels usually open 24

hours. I booked the hotel, but it if I

walk towards it, then it's kind of obvious

where it is. So what should I do?

I could end the stream in a couple hours

and then get a bicycle because the trains

are going to stop running in an hour.

Tricky.

Uh, Hong Kong guy said he can't meet until

next month now. He said see you in May.

He said he's still busy in Hong Kong. All

my plans are falling apart. No Finnish

girl. Why is Hong Kong guy like delaying,

trying to keep me in Osaka? I feel

suspicious that he's like in on something.

Why doesn't he just meet me now?

Unless he's still in Hong Kong.

All the

drunks are out getting the last train.

Sorry, noisy. So I put probably

head maybe— hmm,

which way should I head?

How do I get out of here?

Oh, maybe this way.

Why not hide out blood buckets place.

Blood Bucket's place— the police know her

address, so Blood Bucket's house is not

safe either. They would know I'm there

because they could probably find out where

her house is from my stream.

Oh my God, drunk people.

Hope it's not raining.

I'm gonna go outside.

Feels sad because I finally talked to

people at the guest house now. I'll never

see them again. The Malaysian girl was

nice.

Oh my God,

music.

Can't be

copyright strike.

His accent's so funny. You hear

his accent when he's singing? He's like,

you girl.

He's like doing the American R way too

much. Darling girl.

Why are people doing karaoke in front of

the bloody train station? Oh my God, can

you still hear it?

I wonder if they need to get permission to

sing out there like that. You can't

just start singing. Can you?

Okay, let's find somewhere

quiet.

Darling,

where can I sit? We need to strategize.

I'm literally homeless now.

Oh, police over there.

Uh, if I show you a hotel, as long as I

don't show which specific hotel it is,

should be fine.

Maybe I'll stay there.

If you're not arrested, you didn't get

charged with anything. Yeah, because they

can see where I am, they would come get me

now. But the reason

why I left is because I don't really want

to knock on the door in the morning when

I'm sleeping. If they need to talk to me,

they can send me an email and request

some appointment like everyone else.

Let's just come to my room, knock on my

door when I'm having a wank.

It's not very polite, is it? Like, if they

really needed me to come down the station,

why don't you just message me? I've got

loads of ways you can message me— Twitter,

Instagram, email, YouTube comments.

Why they gotta come right to the room and

knock on the door and give me a heart

attack? I don't get it. Well, they think,

oh, they send me a message and then I'm

gonna do a runner.

Now I lost all my paper cups and my

shampoo.

Waste my money.

I don't wake up until 11 AM. Last time

they came, they came at like half past 11.

I don't get ready for a shower and

everything until probably 1 PM.

You didn't need to leave. Well, I felt

very unsafe and very uneasy, so I

feel like leaving was a good idea. So the

downside is it means I wasted £400 on a

month at the guest house when I'm not

gonna be at the guest house. Which is kind

of annoying, but I

didn't think things would go this way,

honestly. I thought we're just like having

a bit of fun, a bit of a laugh.

Didn't think police would get involved. I

don't know why it has to become so

serious. I thought it's just like a bit of

fun on YouTube, make some content. Now I'm

actually gonna get screwed.

Over what? I didn't even do anything

weird, or that weird. Just walked around

some neighborhood on a stream where you

could see everything I was doing. So

obviously I didn't do anything weird

because you would have seen it on the

stream if I did something weird. If I was

going to do that, then me being on stream

doing it would have been the best way of

doing it because it shows I didn't do

anything weird.

Yeah, I don't think that chosen guy is

joking because everything he says has kind

of been true. When has he ever like

trolled and it wasn't true?

That's why I'm scared.

I did not stream in front of that person's

apartment. I specifically deliberately

avoided it.

Girlfriend. My girlfriend's not replying.

She said, what's going on? Tell me, babe.

Don't worry, it's okay. But I think we

cannot come to Osaka. We should cancel our

Osaka plan. Go sleep

on the Ferris wheel. Oh, I need somewhere

to hide because it's raining. Damn,

tonight is like the worst night for it to

be raining as well. Goddamn rain.

So I left my door unlocked.

Um, I don't know if that was a bad idea.

In case I need to go back there, I've got

a whole month to decide if I want to. I

don't know, see how things go. I talked to

my lawyer. I think once I've talked to my

lawyer, I'll have a much better

understanding of what to do,

because right now I'm just kind of

guessing. I don't really know about the

legal system, so I need to talk to the

lawyer. Really,

the lawyer costs, um, about $80,

so if you want to chip in That would be

appreciated.

Well, if the lawyer is like, you need to

leave the country now, you're fucked,

then I'll just get out the country.

So I'm gonna tell the lawyer everything

that I'm worried about, and then if he

says you're fine, then I'll probably

relax a bit. I don't know,

they're all like the same people, aren't

they? It's basically just the same people

divided into 5 different people,

all pretty scary. Okay, I'll probably try

and head south-ish. Really, I don't want

to go anywhere. I just want to sit down so

we can talk and get a drink. So I might go

to— there's a park.

Where is it?

Where's that park?

Why can't I see it?

I talked to my mom as well and she said

she doesn't know anything. She hasn't

heard anything.

Says go, go this way.

Says go east then south. Open compass.

East.

That way and then south.

I think my mom is not really a

source of information anymore.

Oh my God, it's raining.

I think my mom is not going to be a source

of information anymore because,

because she's on my side, obviously.

Chat, rank your top— so the enemy is not

going to feed information to my allies.

The goats of the goats. I'm going to get

wet. I can't hold my umbrella with all

It's going to be tricky. How am I going to

hold everything? Trying to hold my phone

and the umbrella with the left hand.

Should work.

Wait, how do I go East,

then south. Goddamn Japan,

why is it raining every fucking day?

So annoying.

But look at

all the girls and guys still Trying

to do pickup. Everyone's like still trying

to pick up on a Tuesday or Wednesday,

whatever day it is. Everyone's so damn

horny. I can walk under here.

I need

more hands.

I'm walking the wrong way. What? Oakland

Compass. Oh, I will

I nearly hit someone's head with the

umbrella. This is very difficult.

We caught him in a what?

In a lie. What lie?

Tired. Why did you say the hotel's already

Um,

oh well, I can't give all the secrets

away, so I got to cook some spaghetti.

I can't carry this fucking stuff.

Yeah, well, someone said, um, they'll find

your name at the hotel, so I said no,

they won't, because someone books me the

hotel. And now I'm just pretending I don't

know where it is, so you guys don't know

where my hotel is. Haha.

Why are bellies there?

Oh, why'd I bring this bag? What's even in

it? Hurts to hold on

Open compass.

Go south. What? How do

I go south?

Did you get in trouble at the guest house?

I don't think so. No, I'm not in trouble

with the guest house, something else. Uh,

I can't hold the umbrella and my bag.

What should I do?

Let's try.

The plastic is

digging into my skin.

People don't move their umbrellas out the

way. I got food in the bag and

cleaning stuff.

No, I'm under this shelter, but the rain

is still sprinkling. Oh, this is the pub

I went to last time.

Maybe I'll go in the pub again.

Look, I went here, met those New Zealand

Maybe I can stay at the New Zealand guy's

Is this Tokyo? No, I'm getting on this bus

now, quick. It goes straight to Tokyo.

Oh, I can't walk like this,

it's too heavy.

I'm getting muscle cramp. I can't hold it

like this. Hold like this.

Bus says Konaito. Really?

I'll go south.

I'll probably get a hotel around— I like

Shinsaibashi or Honmachi. It's quieter.

I'm not sure if I go to that English

meetup thing anymore. Maybe if I

feel more relaxed tomorrow.

Maybe I can ask my mom to ask if she can

ask for confirmation, but I feel

like my mom's not going to have access to

any reliable information anymore if it is

known that she is telling me the

information. That her— my mom's

information is compromised, so It's

not a reliable source anymore.

I just want to get to a park where I can

sit down,

get a drink.

Walking away from Higashi Umeda. I'm

trying to go to— I don't know what the

name is. I'm trying to go south of Umeda.

It's like a rat's maze trying to get out

of the center of this place. I'm going to

Nakanoshima Rose Garden.

That's the only park I know that's nearby.

Why does he not go to Blood Bucket's

house? Because the police know where she

so they would come to her place next.

大丈夫です。え、生配信してます。Fuck up.

Why do they call at me when I'm obviously

How'd you say I'm a fugitive?

I like it when they call me Oni-san. At

some point, they're gonna start calling

you Oji-san. I said I'm live streaming.

They said, are you streaming? I said,

yeah, I'm streaming. And then they

laughed. What do they want? They're going

to give me a blowjob or what?

Wow, this Apple Hotel must be expensive,

right? Wow, it looks so fancy. It's like

chandelier, look, like chandelier roof

thing. This is the fanciest Apple Hotel

I've ever seen. Damn, usually they're just

like tiny little hotels in the back

alleys. This one's massive. Oh my God, I

didn't know Apple Hotel was so big in

this area.

I like how they got the red gate entrance

like a Japanese torii gate, but it's just

a block shape like Minecraft.

Oh God, it's so hard holding my umbrella.

When's the rain gonna stop?

If I hold it like this Hold

the umbrella and the selfie stick

Well, this is an adventure, isn't it?

My favorite.

Do you think they'd let me livestream in

They're probably desperate for customers,

so they might say yes.

Don't really want to. I don't know why

they're so against filming when it comes

to bar girls and those

maid girls. They hate filming too. It's

kind of ironic, they dress up in a really

attention-grabbing outfit and then they're

like, no filming. Oh, it's kind of your

You're literally screaming to be filmed

wearing that stuff.

Are you gonna stalk Mila? No.

What do you think Mila would do?

She'd probably be scared. One minute they

love you, next minute they're scared of

you. It's life, isn't it?

Everyone's a retard but

me.

Why suddenly leaving? My life could be in

danger if I stay here.

Haven't told their parents they work

there, so they don't want to be filmed.

Well, that's their problem. Should get a

real job then.

They want to eat their cake and Eat it.

It's very dangerous for me to be at that

guest house because I dox myself,

so I'm gonna leave the guest house and

move into a different place.

I don't know if I'd go back. Do you think

I could? I mean, I could go back if things

die down a little bit and I feel a bit

safer after I talk to my lawyer.

We'll see how it goes.

I hate it when the only way to get over

these roads is going up these bridge,

bridge things. I'll climb up these steps.

Yeah, I could just stay in a hotel a few

days, lay low, see the lawyer if he gives

me the okay. The problem

is my enemy has contacts in

the department of police,

so I don't know if that If

that, um, makes my chances worse because

he can pull strings or not.

I'm just not gonna stream in the hotel.

I'll stream— I'll get out the hotel first

and then I'll stream and then turn off the

stream before I go home.

Sounds like a good idea. I've got a plan

where to go for the next stream. I want to

go back to the first ever guest house I

went to where

I lost my virginity. Open Compass.

There's an issue with your Apple Music

account. Open Compass.

Southeast. Hotel was booked last week to

make sure he doesn't do sleepover. I wish.

Oh, wow. Oh, Miss.

Thailand. Never got in trouble in

Thailand.

Why don't you tell us what happened? I

did. I said, unless you missed

it, I said

I could be in trouble for more things

than just the SD card because

I have enemies gunning for me now and they

got all the evidence. They're just putting

it together.

Being a bad boy. Where'd I go?

I hate it when you go diagonally instead

of following the street.

Let's just say— oh my

God, thank you.

What's the saying?

There's no hell Like a woman scorned

or something like that. I forgot what the

phrase is.

There's nothing worse than a woman

hell-bent on destroying you. You think

men are scary because they can beat you

up, but women are scarier because they

will use other tactics to destroy you.

Not physically, but mentally,

financially. Men just like,

they just punch you and that's it really.

Yeah, no wrath like a woman's fury.

I have poked the hornet's nest too much.

Hell have no acorns like a woman's

furry puss.

The love doll ain't a real woman. Yeah,

but I showed my bits. It's not about

censoring the woman bits, it's also about

censoring the all the bits.

I don't have the video anymore, so I can't

remember if I actually showed any bits.

Imagine in the law court they like bring

up the picture of me spreading my legs

with my finger up my bum. Oh no, it's too

late, guys. It's nice knowing

you. See you in 3 years.

Thanks for all the support.

See you later.

It's over.

Don't forget

Check my map.

Um, I recorded the videos here, but I

didn't share them here. I shared them when

I was in the UK, so I don't know if

that helps me.

South. OnlyFans coming back to bite me up

the backside.

Oh my God, sorry the camera work

is not very good. It's very difficult to

hold an umbrella and a selfie stick in the

same hand.

Daniel incriminated himself. Well, if you

look at the evidence, I can't really deny

it. So you can tell

from the room where it

I'm just hoping that by leaving Osaka,

the bees' nest will calm down and

we can all just get on with our lives. If

not, it could be pretty bad.

What streets are these? They're not sleazy

streets, are they?

Should have stayed

in Thailand. Well, I couldn't. I mean, I

wanted to for another 2 months, but my

girlfriend was like, oh, I want to go to

America now. Otherwise, I would have been

in Thailand now still. You guys could

have talked some sense into me when I was

talking about moving into that place, but

you didn't, did you? So it's all your

fault. Why are these streets weird?

Like, when you see these weird lampposts

like that, it feels like you're entering

some weird street. Why is Why are there so

many new people here?

Oh, thanks, Ken. You are right to leave to

be safe. I think Chosen has been talking

with Pineapple for years, and that's how

he found out about Asushi. Yeah, why would

Pineapple deal with this guy? Chosen

always said he only deals in absolute

truths, and he was never proved to lie.

He's literally Littlefinger. He plays both

sides. Against each other.

Now, I wondered how he found out about

that sushi, so he must have gotten direct

info. There's no way he would have just

randomly found out.

Why did

it climb up there?

Where am I?

I reckon you'll be fine. I hope so.

Best case scenario, this is all just me

being paranoid. And there's nothing

to worry about. But I

was kind of going crazy in the guest house

room, so I had to do something.

Those restaurants are so weird where the

chef comes out to say goodbye. I don't

understand what those restaurants are.

They're like tiny little ones, probably

very expensive. And then the head chef

comes out and he's like bowing and saying

thank you and goodbye. So weird. I wonder

why they do that. It's like very special

service, special treatment for

spending like ¥50,000 on our tiny little

teppanyaki steak.

I like it when I go to a restaurant and

there's very bare minimum interaction with

the staff. I don't really want to talk to

I probably got to ditch this bag. I got to

take the stuff I need in ditch the rest.

I don't even know what's in it. I think my

hair dryer's in it. I don't know if I

ditch the hair dryer.

I want to stay in Osaka so I can meet Hong

Kong guy, but I don't know if he's worth

it or if he's just betraying me again by

saying, oh, I'll be there later, just

stay, wait a bit longer. First he said end

of this month, now he's saying May. He

said see you in May. I'm not gonna be here

in May. I think he's just like trying to

get me to stay so he can bait me.

All my plans fell apart. Can't meet— I

mean, I can't stream with Shin, can't meet

Hong Kong guy.

Okay,

so the park is Should

be that

way. The end of the month,

effectively May. No, it would be in April.

Pineapple guy would be working with

Pineapple. Maybe that's why he wants you

to stay. Maybe. That's what

I thought. Yeah, so end of the month would

be up until the last day of May, not In— I

mean, up until the last day of April, not

in May. I was

gonna buy him yakiniku and everything.

Guess he's not interested. Well, he was

coming back to Japan anyway, not just for

I don't know if he's in on it. He could

be, who knows if they've kept in touch or

not. No idea.

I think I made a mistake booking that

guest house, really. I shouldn't have done

that. You know what I was going to do

originally? I was going to book it but not

tell anyone. But obviously I couldn't keep

my mouth shut. I was just too excited

about it. I really shouldn't have booked

it, or I shouldn't have said anything.

Messed up. I should have booked a

different place. Why did I do that?

I think like last year I came to Osaka and

everything was fine. I didn't have any

problems. This year I got all these

problems. I think it's because I booked

that guest house. Next to the hornet's

nest. I thought it'd be funny.

I guess people didn't think it was funny.

I didn't know it'd turn out like this.

Thai girlfriend's coming today? No, I wish

She's coming next month. See if she

What's the latest I can book a hotel? I

mean, it's already booked, I just have to

I think it stopped raining. Let me see.

Yeah, it's barely It's raining. Let's take

off the umbrella.

I haven't booked it yet. I'll book it in a

I can't close the umbrella with one hand.

Just leave it open.

Okay, okay, I'll tell you the truth. I

haven't booked a hotel and no one's booked

one for me, so I'm gonna have to book one.

That's the truth.

The truth comes out.

Go back to guest house.

No, I'm not safe.

Also, someone said if they really wanted

to do me in, they could just let

themselves into my guest house room and

plant evidence. Like, how did

they get into the guest house in the first

place? Did they actually like ring up

the guest house manager and asked for the

code, no one would have let them in

because it's the morning. There wouldn't

have been any people around. So I was

thinking, what if they just let themselves

in? Now they know the code and they like

fiddle with my room whilst I'm out

streaming. Now I've got evidence that I

left the room, so it wouldn't even— I've

already packed all my stuff and taken it

all out. I've got livestream evidence now

showing that I'm not in the room anymore

and I moved out.

Because if there's— if they like really

wanted to get me in trouble Do you trust

them to be honest? They could just make

up something.

Is there something you're not telling us?

I don't think so. Basically, I'm just

scared because I might be in trouble for

more than just the SD card.

Can't you see, Danny? This is all just a

test from Pineapple to see how much you

want her back. If you truly miss her, you

must endure 3 years in prison. Uh, no

thanks.

Oh my God, I'm tired.

Oh my God, I've gone the wrong way. I have

to go back and turn left,

and then I've got to sort out my bag.

Book at a hotel. Yeah, if I book at a

hotel, you won't know which one. One it is

because all the rooms look the same.

I forgot how it goes. I'm a shirayatsu.

You lot are simps for believing this. Why

would you not believe it?

Even the haters, they can confirm it's

real. Some of the trolls, they even knew

about it before I even announced it.

They were saying what happened before I

even mentioned it happened. That was what

was creepy. And people are like saying

Even the trolls and people know more than

Daniel. Yeah, obviously I know the least

because no one's talking to me. I don't

know why all my enemies are talking to

trolls, but no one's talking to me.

I only get my information if it gets

leaked. I don't get

direct information from the source like

the trolls are getting. So obviously

I know the least out of everyone.

The people in the inner network, they know

the most.

There's so many lies and secrets,

the rabbit hole goes pretty deep.

Everyone's just colluding with

each other.

I'll probably stream until 2 AM and then

get a hotel. Now I look for the hotel at

the park and then just get it all paid for

and stuff and then go to it. How many

days? I might book 3 days.

Oh, this is where me and Sunny came, the

If lawyer says it's all good, go back to

guest house. Um, maybe that could

be an option.

Maybe just stand under the bridge for a

little bit. Catch my breath.

Oh God, thank God I sold

the 15-inch gaming laptop.

So if the lawyer says I have nothing to

worry about, I'm going to show him all the

DMs as well, cuz I got DMs.

If he says everything's fine,

maybe I go back to the guest house,

or maybe I just go to Tokyo and I put this

all behind me. Not sure yet.

Is there a reason to stay in Osaka? Gay

guy's not coming. Hong Kong guy, I don't

know what— if he's actually going to meet.

Who sent the DMs? Can't say.

I just got some DMs, and also that person

in the text-to-speech donos was saying

stuff as well.

If the lawyer says I'm screwed, then yeah.

I might have to leave the country. I don't

know if I can meet my girlfriend in Korea

or some other country, or maybe

I go back to Thailand. Can I go

back to Thailand? I only left— I probably

can't go back to Thailand so soon. I've

only been in Japan for like a month and a

half. Last time I tried going back to

Thailand after just a month, they They

grilled me at the immigration— I mean,

the border control. I think it's not safe

to go back to Thailand yet. Do you think

they have a vending machine in the park?

I don't think they do. Fuck.

Maybe on that side.

Vending machines everywhere until you

actually need one. Might not be vending

machines here because it's like a fancy

place. Oh, there's one! Oh, thank God.

Oh, thank God. I need a drink now.

If they have ginger ale, it's a sign that

everything's good.

Wait at least another 5 months. Yeah,

maybe, but I heard that you can stay in

Thailand for 180 days in one year, and if

the year resets on the 1st of January,

I've only been in Thailand since January

to March, let's say 90 days.

But yeah, I might get in trouble trying to

get back in so quickly after already being

there for so long. What should I get?

Energy drink? Aquarius?

Might get energy drinks. I need energy.

How much? 140.

Okay. Wow, this is a weird way

of putting the money in.

This is where the

Korean woman brought me as well on our

date.

I can't believe she was down to F.

Raindrop just went straight in my mouth.

Come on, I need 10 yens. Why are there no

10 yens? I dropped a 1 yen. It doesn't

take 1 yen, it takes 50,

and then I get— Rain

went right in my mouth. It wasn't rain,

it dripped off the roof.

Contaminated water.

Does Blood Bucket know a good lawyer?

Why is this so small? Uh,

sit down, sort out my stuff first.

Then book a hotel.

Did you see that movie? What was it

called? 28 Weeks Later,

with the monkey zombie virus, and then the

blood drips into the soldier's eyeball and

then infects him. That movie is so

disgusting. I hate that movie so much.

The first one wasn't too bad with the guy

just waking up in London where it's all

abandoned. But the second one— oh, the

second one is even worse, where the man is

like ditching his wife and kids and just

running as they get swamped by zombies.

I don't blame him. I'd do the same if

there's like massive swarm of zombies

about to bum rush your whole family. I

just ditch as well. And then he jumps on a

boat and he sails away. And then the wife

survives because she's like immune, but

she still carries the virus. And then they

meet up again, and then he kisses his

wife, and then she infects him and he

becomes a zombie while she's strapped to

the table not as, as a zombie. And then he

just whacks the shit out of her. That

movie's so sick. I hate it. I hate it,

but you can't stop watching it because

it's so Disgusting. Have you seen it? 28

Days Later or 28 Weeks Later? Do not

watch that movie. It's horrible.

Give you trauma. Oh, it's raining.

Okay, I've come up with a plan.

What's— what's the one-two?

Yeah, it's a really old movie. I don't

think you care about spoilers.

Oh my God, oh, it's like liquefied Haribo.

Goddamn, that's good. It's probably full

of chemicals and sugar and cancer stuff.

Homeless in the park.

Pot noodle and chemical soda diet. Yeah,

and my poops are way better now than when

I was in Thailand. In Thailand, I was

drinking bottled water, cooking my own

meals, eating fruit, and I had diarrhea

almost every day. Now I'm eating