my ex girlfriend got me in BIG TROUBLE

She thinks she can mess with me.

She thinks she could mess with my channel.

Testing.

The messy is gonna get messed

by me.

I'll show her how it's done. It's not my

first rodeo with a vengeful ex. I got

plenty of experience with the YouTube

system. She thinks she can abuse

the report button.

If she wants to play like that, then I'll

milk every penny of the drama.

All she has to do is walk away and

That's all she has to do.

This crypt still going to Daniel?

Hmm, probably not since I'm

meeting Moon.

We'll have to find out. When Moon

gets her visa. But she went— Moon went to

the visa place today and they said they're

very busy, so it might not be until around

end of July until she can get the visa.

She's from Russia, so she needs a visa to

come to the UK. Bit annoying.

Yeah, so basically, um, I got an email

from YouTube today. Got a bit scared at

first because it says YouTube Legal

Support.

It's weird because it seems

like only one stream has been affected,

but the other 2— well, one of them I

blurred, so that one should be fine. But

the other long one, I think it was the—

which one was it? I think it

was the Lake Biwa Hanami stream. That one

hasn't been affected by anything. It says

the first stream I met Sunny on has been

geographically restricted. Your content

has been blocked from view on the

following countries. UK. So,

so I didn't even have to blur it out. The

video, the stream is still up there. I set

it back to public, by the way. I might

link it. So basically it just means if

you're in the UK, you can't watch it. But

barely any of my viewers are from the UK,

so who cares? I thought I was gonna have

to blur it or take it down. Most you guys

are American. Stupid UK privacy

laws. Um, where is it?

I don't know if the changes have come into

effect because I can still see it. It

says— I

think you guys are gonna like the new

title. It was this one.

Yeah, so if you want to watch it again for

memories, although it's not going down

now. I mean, if you're from the UK— is

anyone from the UK? Can you watch it?

Maybe it takes a while. Well, if you

really want to watch it, then you could

use a VPN, I guess. The title—

yeah, I know, because I just know she's

coming back to check the title, to check

the stream to see if it's down or not. So

when she comes back and checks, she's

gonna have a little surprise.

Yeah, I think we

can still watch it in the UK. Maybe it

takes a while to update. And then I've got

2 other streams, um, like 3 other ones.

Which one's it? 2 of them at my mom's

house, and then the other one— wait,

where's the other one?

Wait,

wait a minute. Which stream

was the one called I Met a Girl in Japan?

Oh no, that was the wrong one.

No, was it? I can't remember now. God's

sake, which— what was the title? How do I

get the first one?

Oh, Going to Meet British Girl was the

first one. The one called Met a Girl in

Japan was the one about the legal support

thing. That was the one I renamed, and

that's the one that's being Geographically

restricted. I wonder

why she's so bothered now. Yeah, I don't

know. Either she found out I trash talked

her, or she found out I got a new girl

now, or she found out

I set the stuff back. Because first she,

she said she told me to set it all to

private and I obliged, and then a month

passed and I set it all back to public

again. She should learn by now that just

because I set it back to private doesn't

mean I'm not going to set it back to

public at some point.

Taking, taking it down means nothing

because I can put it straight back up.

They really think taking it down means

anything. I got the copies saved on my

hard drive as well. You know, it's going

right back up in 10 years' time.

It's internet history.

Everyone go download a copy.

We're the backup, the archivers.

She wants to cut ties. Well, she can

easily do that by just going away. She

don't cut ties, but you keep coming back

to my YouTube channel. So I guess when it

goes through, people won't be able to

watch it in the UK, which maybe that's

what she wants, so people in the UK won't

find it and see that she's on it.

As if, as if the random I don't

know, half a dozen people she knows in

real life are ever gonna find some random

stream from a year ago that only has 10k

views. Why would anyone that she knows

would ever find it? So silly.

But anyway, I'm happy because the video

isn't gonna get taken down. It's just

gonna not be shown in the UK, which I

don't really care about.

I would have been more annoyed if it got

taken down, cuz yeah, I could put it back

up, but it won't get the views that it

had, and the timeline will be messed up.

It will be weird if I put up a video from

2024 in 2025 or '26 or '27 or

Yeah, so interesting, cuz I haven't heard

anything about the other 2 streams. And

it's— I think it's been 48 hours. It must

have been 48 hours if I got a verdict on

that one stream. But then how come the

other 2— one of them has been face

blurred, so it should be fine. But then

the other one, the first one where I met

her, hasn't been face blurred.

Well, I think the British viewers only

make up. Let me see for that stream.

Audience United Kingdom made up eleven

percent of the stream, so the remaining

ninety percent were not from the UK.

So like 1,000 out of the 11,000 views were

from the UK, so who cares

if he gets blocked in the UK?

She's on the channel Forever Fossilized

for Infinity.

Like a stone statue of my exes

in the Hall of Fame. How romantic.

Well, the video is fine. I mean, the video

is safe if that's all they can do. I don't

even have to blur the face. It just means

it can't be seen in the UK.

The video's future is secured.

Now about the other 2. Hmm. I guess I'll

put them back to public if I don't— if I

don't hear anything from YouTube, I guess

they're fine.

She will sue. How can you sue for being

in a video that you voluntarily agreed to

be on? It's not like I was secretly

filming it.

I've done nothing wrong.

Huh? Huh?

I was surprised though, because I thought

if I don't blur the face, the video gets

taken down. That's how it used to be. I

don't know if things have changed since

the Chihiro days.

Oh God, market's tanking.

Oh God, I'm down.

Oh,

go away, Sonny. I've moved on,

please.

Got my new girl now.

So yeah, I mean, I don't know if there's a

chance that she won't get the visa.

In that case, either I've got to get a

visa to go to Russia. I mean, if she can't

get a visa to come here, and she's got a

job and she's got property, what are the

chances I get a visa? I don't have

property and I don't have a job and

I'm in debt. I don't even have any savings

or anything. I don't— I literally have no

money. I've got -1,000 in my

overdraft,

-5,000 in my credit card. I honestly have

no money. All I've

got is my stocks. So,

I mean, if she can't get a visa, I don't

know why I'd be able to get a visa. And

also, it's a pain in the backside. I would

go all the way to London, go to the

Russian embassy, submit my biometrics,

and apply for a visa. And also, isn't

YouTube and all that stuff banned in

Russia? I'd rather go to

a country where we both don't need a visa,

like Thailand. I think Thailand is one of

the countries Russians can go to without a

visa, or South Korea. I mean,

I was eyeing Thailand for winter, so I

would just go there and then she could

like come join me.

I don't really— honestly, I don't really

Want to go to Russia? I'd be a bit

scared. I'd rather go— I mean, I'd rather

use the money and go to Thailand and meet

her there.

But yeah, hopefully she gets the visa.

Mm-hmm. Oh yeah,

I've got a Tesco's coming tonight. I don't

know who ordered me Tesco's. Got a message

saying Tesco's coming between 8

and 9 PM, so I've got to wait until then

to make food. Now I've got way too— I had

to chuck out a bunch of the cooked

potatoes because they smell pretty bad.

I got too much food, I can't eat it fast

enough, it's all going off.

And now I'm gonna get more food tonight.

I've got like 4 bags of potatoes.

Do you think— you guys think I can eat

this much food so quickly? I've got a

stomach the size of a tennis ball.

If I eat more, I'm gonna get fat. I'm not

gonna bulk up. I'm just gonna get a fat

stomach and then my face is gonna get fat.

You guys don't understand. I don't get

big. All I'll get is a fat belly.

And then you'll be saying, oh, Daniel's

face looks bloated. Yeah, no shit,

because you keep— you're like

force-feeding me all these potatoes now.

If I drank like 5 beers every day with

fried oily food, I would still have skinny

arms and legs. I'd just have a fat belly.

And like a pudgy face.

I— my body isn't the type of body that can

get big, you know.

Well, at least I don't have to bite food.

It's just I'm having to chuck out a lot of

food because I can't eat it fast enough.

What am I gonna eat tonight? I got those

burgers left over from yesterday, and I've

got a lot of vegetables that I need to

eat, like the broccoli and the peppers and

onions. I might make a stir fry. I don't

know what I'm getting tonight. Well, wow,

they just chose in. Why don't you meet her

in Turkey? You can get cheap flights

there, plus the exchange rate from the

pound to Turkish lira is phenomenal.

Plus, that way you can meet her sooner.

But isn't it full of you-know-whats that

might rob me and beat me up? And what if

Turkish Girl's there bleeding

all over me again?

You know, it's funny, I didn't want to

meet Moon back in 2020 because of Turkish

Girl, because the Turkish Girl experience

was so horrible. It made me kind of scared

to have to meet someone, have them like

stay at my Airbnb because I was worried,

what if I don't like them and then I'm

stuck with them? But she

seems nice.

No, I don't want to go turkey. It looks

rubbish.

Holy crap, I'm down £5.

Market's tanking and I'm long.

Why does it rip when I'm not long and then

when I'm long it tanks? Oh,

next video, why I'm moving to Turkey.

Meet Turkey Tom.

Turkey Tom, where are you?

I have arrived.

Yeah. So we need a plan B and C. Plan A is

she gets the visa and she comes here.

Plan B, she doesn't get the visa. Then

You know what would be funnily convenient?

In July, I get kicked out. She gets

rejected for the visa. I just sell

everything and I go live in Thailand.

And then fly her out there or

some other country. What you think?

Back to the digital nomad life.

Oh my God, why is it tanking when I'm

long?

Visit Russia. Is Russia safe? I'm scared

I'm gonna get interrogated at the airport.

They look kind of scary.

And then don't they get mad if you speak

English to them? Because they're like,

speak Russian. You're in Russia. I saw

this documentary on TV once. It was like a

British journalist goes and does a travel

program in Russia. And then he was on the

train and then these Russian guards wanted

to look at his ID and he was talking to

them in English. And then they got pissed

because he was talking in English and they

were like, why ordering him to speak

Russian because this is Russia,

and he was like, sorry, I can't speak

Russian.

Maybe because he was filming for TV, it

looks suspicious.

Well, Russia is allies with China, so that

might help me since I look Chinese.

But I'm from a country that's basically

their enemy, which makes me nervous. What

if they hold me ransom? Kier Starmer's not

gonna pay up, is he? Oh my God, I'm

getting wrecked. I'm down £7 now.

Unbelievable. Revenge of the Sun.

Sunny's just making things worse for

herself though. Like, she wants me to stop

talking about her. But if she doesn't just

disappear, I'm just going to keep talking

about her because I've got nothing else to

talk about. Oh my God, I'm down £8.

Why is the market tanking?

Yeah, I just— I don't really feel like

traveling, to be honest, because I've set

up a life here and I've got a car and

everything. So I would

like to be able to take advantage of these

things that

I have. Western credit cards don't work

there. What? Yeah, see, this is what I'm

worried about. Visa— I heard Visa was like

banned or something, or they sanctioned

Russia so they stopped their services.

The market is puking.

I'm down £9 and I went

all in long.

How come you're mean to Sunny? Uh, she's

reporting my channel.

She's the one who started it. She's trying

to get my streams taken down.

I should have thought about that before

you wanted to be on the channel.

Moon's not here. Yeah, Moon said, um,

she might not be able to show up to

streams for a bit because she's got to

wake up early. And she's been staying up

late to watch the streams.

Yeah, Sunny's annoying. First she's like,

yeah, I want to be on the channel, and

then she's on it, and then she gets some

hate comments, and then she starts crying

about it, and then now she doesn't want to

be on the channel anymore, trying to

report my streams and stuff. But you— holy

crap, it's tanking. But you go back to the

stream and look at the comments There's

loads of comments, people complimenting

her and saying she's nice. So I don't know

what she's talking about. I reckon there's

more people who said nice things about her

than people who said horrible things.

What would you do if you opened the door

to the Tesco driver and he barges in,

then bends you over and you hear him unzip

his fly, then he puts some lube on his big

hard willy and forces it up your bumhole?

Would that be exciting?

Maybe. Holy shit, it's tanking. I'm down

£11. Oh my God,

is it gonna bounce? Come on, every time it

tanks, it bounces so hard. This better not

be the one time it doesn't.

Jesus Christ, I'm down £14.

Oh my God, I should

not have gone long.

What?

Oh, Tesla's tanking as well.

Where's the bounce?

Maybe the bounce is here. I want

to put in a long on the SPY. Okay, I'm

long SPY now. I think it bounces here.

That was my technical analysis.

I think that was the bottom there.

I'm long SPY from here. And NASDAQ

from way up there.

If, if this tanks more, I'm going to get

wrecked.

No, I don't have a stop loss. Stop losses

for wussies.

Why not go to Turkey?

Um, is it safe?

Japan or Thailand? I think Russian people

need a visa for Japan.

Yeah, I'm interested to see what food is

coming tonight. Whoa, my god, holy crap,

it is tanking hard.

My NASDAQ long is down £17.

I really shouldn't have gone long. Holy

shit,

are you seeing this?

That was, um, why is it tanking?

Let me check.

We're getting a new Fed chairman.

What?

Why is it hanging?

Military response, USA,

Iran.

I don't know.

Pal's resigning. Really? Why would it tank

because of that? Buy the dip? That's a

stupid reason for it to tank.

I think we're gonna rip now.

Yeah, I saw some clips of the LA riots.

Looks insane. It looks like GTA 6.

Everyone's really fat as well. All these

fat people trying to loot the shops and

the police— the only people the police

catch are the fat ones because they're too

slow to get away. Kind of funny.

America just looks insane all the time.

And people say, why don't I go to America?

Yeah, because I don't want to go to

real-life GTA simulation, thanks very

much. Damn, it is ripping hard now.

I told you my SPY long is back in the

green, but I'm still £12 down on NASDAQ

long.

Curfew in LA now. Is that why my

viewership numbers up?

Old Ice would have been streaming this if

he was still there. It looks nuts. It

looks like real-life GTA, all looting

the shops and everything, setting

everything on fire. I just

can't imagine you, you wake up the next

day and your car's just burnt to bits.

How are the insurance companies gonna cope

As soon as anything happens, everyone just

goes nuts and starts looting, don't they?

They did do it in the UK as well, didn't

When those, um, the stabbing thing

happened and then everyone started

rioting.

Damn, that was a massive tank.

Who is Moon, my new girlfriend?

I'm hungry. Do I really have to wait 2

hours for dinner?

Russian girl will never leave her

property. Well, she could rent her

property out, couldn't she? And then she

can come here.

Loot a PS5. I don't even want a PS5.

I'd loot some women's underwear,

I don't know. If I was going to loot

stuff,

maybe some food.

I think we're going to rip. I'm long SPY

and NASDAQ and also short at the same

time. My account balance is not

moving at all. I can't lose. The market

could do anything. It could go to zero. I

wouldn't lose. Or it could rip and I

wouldn't lose anything.

I have stabilized time frozen.

Oh no, looks like he's gonna tank more.

Oh no, oh no,

why is it doing this? I think if it tanks

hard, I close the shorts. And I hold the

longs. What do you think?

And then I have to wait for it to bounce.

I mean, it's more likely the market tanks

and bounces back up than it rips and tanks

all the way back really low unless

something catastrophic happens.

I think you'd rather be long down

but long with no shorts

as the market crashes because it's going

to rebound than being short and the

market's ripping. Because sometimes it—

most— I mean, every time it just rips and

it never goes back down to where it once

I really want to know, is it really

because of Jerome Powell though?

Gonna miss him.

Now I'm not worried she's a catfish. I've

known her since 2020. We've chatted on and

And she sent me pictures. There's no

doubt it's her.

Oh God, I got a bad feeling about this.

It looks bad. Wait, is it gonna tank more?

I better move my stop loss way down.

Closing my SPY long.

I think it's going to go way lower.

Yeah, she has suggested we do a phone

call, but I haven't really taken her up

on it yet, mainly because I'm busy. I've

got videos to pump out, and then I've got

Mario Kart to play, and then I've got to

clean, and then I've got to make food,

and then I've got to have a shower, and

then I've got to stream.

I don't really like to phone, to be

honest.

Yeah, I am bored when I stream, but I have

to do it. It's my job.

So are we ripping here or what? It looks

like he wants to tank more. My Nasdaq

long is down nearly £20 now. Oh my God.

I've been waiting for it to tank for ages

and then I go long and it fucking tanks.

Unbelievable.

Research what's trending. Uh, I did.

Haven't you seen my Switch 2 videos? I

only made like 20 of them.

Also, if you have to research what's

trending, then it's probably not trending.

If it's trending, you'll know because it's

trending. You'll just know because

everyone's going to be talking about it.

Otherwise it's not— oh my God, I'm down

£20 on my NASDAQ long.

Oh my God,

what is going on?

Where's the bottom? I want to go long.

This is going to rip hard when it's done.

God, it's still tanking. This is crazy.

Oh my God, if I didn't have that long, my

account would be like 170 now.

Oh my God,

I'm down £23.

Well, it's bouncing hard from there.

Is it done?

Are we gonna rip now?

What's for dinner? I'm not sure yet. I'm

waiting for Tesco's to come.

Someone bought me some food. I'm getting

wrecked on my longs and

my shorts at the same time.

I'm getting wrecked from both directions.

It might have been AJ, or Eugene also

said he was going to send me some stuff.

I need to prioritize the older food

though. Like the— maybe

the beef burgers and reheat a few of them

and then stir fry some mushrooms and

peppers with some potatoes.

Yeah, Eugene's been on the Discord quite

often recently.

It's like no one knows why it's tanking.

Hmm. Okay. Interesting.

What did Trump do? Is it because of the

riots?

Are we ripping yet? I think

we're gonna rip. Was that the bottom?

Who has your phone number? No one.

No, I'm not getting it directly from

strangers. It's coming from Tesco.

Why am I smiling? I'm just so happy with

how my life's going.

Jesus, I got wrecked.

Come on, where's the rip your face off

rip? It always happens when I'm not long.

Now I'm long, do the thing.

Also, the neighbors, they still haven't

taken the bin back,

and they've kind of moved it over to my

side. Do they think it's mine? It's not

mine.

I'm gonna take the rubbish out tonight. I

got one smelly bag of decaying chicken

wings and meat. Stinks so bad.

Hmm, I mean, if they don't take it, maybe

I'll take it.

I guess I could do with a free new bin.

How do I lose when I'm long and short at

the same time? Because I'm short at the

bottom, I'm long at the top.

If you're a genius, you would long at the

bottom and short at the top. Okay, I think

we're gonna rip. I think we're gonna

I'm up a pound on my SPY long.

If only I was still on Traveling Traders

Discord, then I would have guidance.

Traveling Trader was live today on

YouTube. He was getting trolled. People

kept saying to him, why, why do you look

so angry? And then he got mad. He raged.

He was like, you're a fuckboy, bro. Why do

you care what another man looks like? Are

you gay? He got so triggered.

It's kind of funny.

And then someone was asking noob questions

and then he got mad at them. And then the

guy got mad back. He was like, lol, he's

getting mad because we're trying to learn.

And then they banned him.

I wonder why he puts his camera on though.

I mean, most Stock YouTubers don't show

their face, they just show the charts.

I don't think it's really necessary to

show his face.

Yo, I'm up £1.50. I think we're gonna rip.

I'm gonna take— I'm gonna ride this up

long and

then, hmm,

I don't know if I want to stay in that

I need to pee.

Crypt is mad because she bought a

passport. Yeah, but isn't the passport

good for 10 years? Surely you might want

to travel in the next 10 years. I think

it's nuts that some people don't even have

a passport and they're only getting one

now to Come meet me.

I've never not had a passport in my whole

life. And then once you renew the

passport, it's good for 10 years. Come on,

you, you're not going to travel for 10

years? You stay

in the same country for 10 years?

It'll be of use at some point.

The longest I've stayed in the UK

is probably like a year.

And why is it so expensive? I swear

it's like £50 to get a passport. Let me

check. I don't know anymore.

Goddamn, my typing's good. £94 now. I

mean, it's only £94.

Come on, that's nothing. That's like one

month of food.

And she basically got it for free because

they're all donos, aren't they? So she,

she's got a free passport. She didn't

even— she didn't lose anything.

But yeah, I wasn't really expecting Moon

to come out of nowhere,

but you know, sometimes that's just how it

is. It's like I was planning to meet Shin

and then Mita just came out of nowhere,

didn't she? First come,

first served. I need to pay.

God, there was so much pee. It just kept

coming out.

Oh God, it's still tanking.

The one time I'm not happy that it's

Why do I wash my hands when I don't even

touch my willy?

Wow, oil and VIX is ripping.

Whoa, my God, did you see that? Oh,

he just fucking ripped.

Did you see that? It just went like

that. Oh, it's bouncing hard.

I'm at £1.

I'm at £1.40.

I can nearly buy a

Big Mac. No,

there's no pictures. I'm not risking

another girl getting relentlessly bullied

by you weirdos. The annoying thing

is, like, you get 100 compliments, but

then the 5 rude comments are the ones that

upset the girl and make her not want to be

around anymore.

She said maybe I can film her body,

or maybe she could wear a mask.

Daniel's the only YouTuber that calls his

viewers weirdos. Yeah, 'cause you're a

bunch of weirdos. You complain that I

don't get a job, and then I get a job,

and then you make me lose my job. You call

me an incel, and then when I get a

girlfriend, you start attacking my

girlfriend and make her leave me. You're

like a bunch of bipolar weirdos.

You say it's boring because I just stay

inside all the time, but then when I go

out, you don't watch my outside videos.

Nothing you say ever makes any sense. You

say UK's boring, so I go Thailand, and

then you say Thailand's boring, so I come

back to UK, and now you say UK's boring

again. You're harder to please than a

woman.

I give up.

No, my actions didn't make me lose my job.

It's my mum's fault. If my mum didn't

come, I didn't film her, I wouldn't have

gotten banned.

So it's her fault, not mine.

It's also that YouTuber's fault for

inspiring me to try and make delivery

hustle content.

Okay, I think we're gonna rip now.

No, I, I never asked my mum to come.

She always, when I came down to get ready

to go, she would start getting ready as

well and be like, when are we leaving?

You think I begged my mum to come with me

I thought, yeah, if she wants to come,

maybe it'll go quicker,

be less boring. It's not that I— I didn't

want her there to help. It was just like a

way to make it go quicker.

God, I just remembered some of the stupid

things I've done whilst delivering Amazon.

Like,

um, yeah, I remember I had to deliver to

this big apartment block and I parked the

car outside of the basement car park

entrance, and then I had to run all the

way back up to go to the main entrance up

these steps. And then I couldn't get in

the building because it had a passcode.

So I was standing there and then this guy

came and opened it for me and then I went

in and then I couldn't get out.

You can't, you can't get out unless you

had a stupid keycard. Somehow I managed to

get out into the car park and it was like

a multi-story car park on the ground

floor, first floor. And then I was running

around inside of the car park going up and

down. I couldn't figure out how to get

out. And then I looked outside of the—

because it had like these open bits and I

could see my car down there. I thought

maybe if I just jumped. I couldn't get out

of the stupid car park because I locked

myself out because you, you exit the

door to the car park by pressing a button.

But you can't get back in unless you got

the key card. So I thought I was locked in

the car park and I was running around like

I was lost in a maze. God, I was so

stressed. The clock was ticking. I've got

all these parcels to deliver. I'm lost

inside of a car park and I can't find my

way out. It was so annoying.

So many things like that happened, like

this other place. The map was confusing.

I kept driving past it and it looked like

it was on the busy road, but there was

nowhere to stop. So I kept driving past

it and doing U-turns on the roundabout. I

was like going whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop

until I finally realized, oh, I got to

take the left on this roundabout and then

go around this lane. It was so irritating

when you don't understand the area and the

map is confusing you.

So I hated Amazon so much. I hated

it. I don't know how I kept going back.

I'm so glad I got banned because

I wouldn't have stopped until something

dangerous would have happened because I

was hooked on the money.

I did so many dumb things. Like parking my

car really far and running all the way

down the road with a load of boxes. Or,

you know, one thing I did, I carried a

load of boxes up to an apartment building,

came back to the car, realized I had left

some of the parcels in the car and had to

go back in. So irritating.

I hated it. I hated it so much.

Delivering parcels is the worst job ever.

Especially these apartment buildings where

you need a passcode or you need a key card

to open the doors within the building.

You can't even use the elevator without a

key card in some of these buildings.

Well, the numbering is so bad. I was

running all over the place trying to find

this flat number. I couldn't find it.

There was this one flat block area me and

my mum went to in Maidstone, and it had

the weirdest numbering system, and we were

running round and round in circles,

couldn't find the right building. My mum

was getting stressed, I was getting

stressed.

Seemed like a lot of Ukrainians were there

because I could hear Russian.

Sometimes I just got fed up and I just

ditched it at the front door of the entire

apartment block. I didn't even care if it

got pinched. Horrible job.

Horrible, horrible job. Silly me thinking,

oh, it's easy. You just drive and deliver

some boxes.

I'd get so stressed out.

I never want to do that again.

I'd rather show my anus to the entire

world. I'd probably rather get banged

by a guy than have to go back to Amazon

Flex. Damn, we repping

now. I'm up £2.50.

But I'm still down £11 on the NASDAQ long.

Power hours and 20 minutes.

I am liking this new iOS. Phone feels

refreshed.

Yeah, I like the little notifications now.

They've got this glassy transparency to

it.

I can't wait to put my rubbish out. I've

had a week of stinking rotting meat in

my kitchen.

Daniel's in consumerism mode.

No, I got the Switch 2 for my business.

Only 180 videos left to make.

The views are flopping off now though.

Actually, the second channel is going to

overtake the main channel in views because

I've been pumping out more there.

I did AI scripts for some of them and

it's doing really well.

Sunny always used to make fun of the way I

pronounce here because I go here

like that. Why did she— she always thought

everything I said was funny or weird.

Like the way I said chicken

or pot noodle instead of pot noodle.

Oh yeah, I sent the wireless mic back

today, so you people whining about the

audio, hope you're happy. Yeah, it didn't

sound the best, and to be honest, I don't

even know how— oh my God.

Who bought me all this? What the hell?

I didn't buy this.

I got all this from Amazon.

Wow.

Liquid.

Wow, look, Amazon haul!

Better not be potatoes or I'm gonna nut.

Look at all my presents!

I have no idea what it is. I haven't

bought anything, have I? No, I haven't. I

haven't bought anything off Amazon since

the microphone. Wow,

someone's very generous. Holy shit, it's

ripping! I'm up £3 on the SPY.

Bit scared here though. This would be a

good place to go short actually.

No, I think we're gonna rip. I'm, I'm

holding hard long.

Yeah, I'm gonna open the packages in a

I got this message from this woman. She's

got 14,000 followers on Instagram.

She's got massive boobs.

She said, hi Daniel, I hope you're okay.

I'm just wondering if I met you a few

years back in Bournemouth. I've been

watching your videos lately and really

recognize you, and I've been trying to

work it out. I have no idea who that is.

I've never been to Bournemouth in my life.

No, she's not my type. She looks—

I don't know,

like Middle

Eastern or

Indian? I can't really tell. Like Dubai

or something.

England, 20. Oh, Colombian and Jamaican.

Don't know if it's like a scam or like,

why would she think she knows me? If she

doesn't know me.

What, you think all us Asian guys look the

same? That's racist.

Jamaican, Colombian, they're gonna be

thick. South American plus

black, that's like double thickness.

Yeah, it seems like a scam. No woman's

ever gonna be like, oh, I think I

recognize you.

But she's got nearly 15,000 followers on

Instagram and it doesn't look like a fake

I want to open up the Amazons.

I thought it was the Tesco guy.

Imagine it's like iPad,

PS5, new iPhone.

As if. Keep dreaming. It's probably like a

pencil sharpener.

I'm waiting for Power Hour. Oh my God,

it's ripping. I told you.

I'm waiting for the market to rip in.

One of the boxes says liquid on it.

Someone did say before they, they ordered

me baby oil and a cock ring, but there's

loads. There's a massive box as well.

I wonder if it's a sex doll.

Bobby Brown needs a friend.

Oh, I'm up £3.20 on the SPY long. I'm down

£9 on the NASDAQ long. Interesting.

Yeah, they're both stalling out here.

They're at 50% retracement.

Make 2 cereal dolls bang each other.

Yeah, plastic love,

and then they can make a little baby,

baby doll.

I guess we, um, open it instead

of waiting. Better be

safe for YouTube.

It's funny, I was whining about how much I

hated Amazon Flex and then the Amazon guy

shows up. He probably loves the job.

Well, yeah, I mean, it wouldn't be too bad

in this area, but in Maidstone with all

the flats and apartments— no thanks.

Mm-hmm.

Do I ever take a holiday from entertaining

your peasants? No. Unless I had

a girl, then I would spend time with

her instead. But since I don't have a

Yeah, look, we tanked hard and

then bounced, and now I'm a bit worried

Yeah, I don't know, usually these

tanks always get bought up straight away.

Okay, a testing.

I find it funny in some of my Switch

videos you've got a massive purple dildo

Yeah, look what I got.

It's Christmas.

Oh well, thanks. The Willy ring was out of

stock, so I replaced it with baby oil.

You can oil your bum up for OnlyFans

videos. The lube is to ease Bobby's big

black willy in. The baby oil is to make

your bum shiny. Make sure you use the hair

removal cream before the oil.

Lube. Nice.

Water-based lubricant.

What's that?

A flashlight.

Interesting shape.

Is it all sex stuff?

Cock ring. Hmm,

where's the iPad?

What's that?

What, a phone charger? USB keypad.

I can't open it. What's that?

It's just a USB hub.

Okay,

USB hub. I mean, I guess I could use

it cuz I keep having to unplug

my mouse to plug in my phone. And then the

big box Oh, this is not a massive bottle

of baby oil, is it?

Oh, oh,

Monster!

Look,

Monster Punch! I thought it's just gonna

be baby oil.

That's— why is it so heavy?

I'm definitely having that tonight.

Monster energy drink.

Wow, wow, look!

Oh my God,

there's 8 cans of it.

Punch. I bet it tastes good.

Got 8 cans of it.

Thanks so much.

Now we can, um, set up new drinks.

And my Switch 2. Look at my beautiful boy,

my baby.

So generous.

Yeah, here's my address if you want

to buy me stuff.

Doxxed. Actually, I'm quite happy with,

with the USB hub. I, I do have

a USB hub, but it's like a big brick thing

down there, and I don't plug it in because

I can't be bothered. But this one's nice

and small because

what I do is I film my videos on this

phone and then I transfer the files to the

computer, but then I have to unplug my

mouse thingy. Oh God, it's tanking again.

Shit. Oh no.

I should have taken the £3 profit.

I don't even know why it's tanking.

It's not looking good.

Yeah, it might do a double bottom.

I think it's just rejecting off this

little bit here. I think it's just

rejecting off there because that would be

a 50% retracement.

I wonder what trapping traders doing.

Oh, power hour now. We might rip.

Confused if he likes the Switch or not.

No, I really like it. I've been playing

Mario Kart World on it. It's pretty good,

otherwise I would have sent it back

already. Let me get rid of— I guess I'll

put this card out today.

Cock ring and Fleshlight, nice.

Oh God, it looks bad. Oh God, I lost all

my gains.

Yeah, times like this was helpful to get

some guidance when I was on

Traveling Traders Discord.

He's probably saying, I wouldn't touch

this, and not until confirmation.

I was really hoping it would rip harder.

Um, actually the Tesco shopping should be

coming about now. It said 8. To 9 o'clock,

so it should be here any moment within

this hour. Power hour.

Yeah, I'm gonna relapse and join back up.

8 to 9 PM, should be here any moment.

Traveling trader. What?

No, I don't need him anymore. I'd rather

have my £75 a month.

All of a sudden everyone's very bearish.

I think it's bad news about China trade

What about all-time new highs?

Uh, I should have taken the £3.

Well, is Barrick Gold going up at least?

Really should have gotten out at the 50%

mark. I got greedy.

Now I'm gonna get wrecked on my longs,

and maybe I can break even on my shorts.

Oh my God, this is so rubbish.

I'm all in long and short.

Oh no.

Well, at least I can't lose any money.

Look at all my monsters lined up ready to

Hmm, yeah, I don't really know what to do,

to be honest.

Is it gonna tank hard enough so I can

close my shorts at breakeven?

It would have to go down a lot.

It, it could go down

It's funny because when it tanks, you feel

like it's gonna crash, and then it

bounces back hard, and then you whine that

it's not crashing and it keeps ripping.

But it does like this big dump, and then

you get scared.

It could easily just rip right back up,

couldn't it?

Still don't know why it's doing this,

actually.

Just lost 10 grand from calls.

Protests have spread to Texas.

US Embassy in Iraq being evacuated.

Threats of overwhelming force.

Is it just some Middle East thing?

Because if that's it, then that's nothing.

We'll just get bought up, wouldn't it?

If it goes below 600, did he innocent?

So Funny.

Yeah, I'm holding my longs.

I'm staying long. Fuck my shorts,

sort those out later.

Because if it rips and you close your

lungs, you're going to be screwed.

I'd be so screwed if I closed my lungs and

then it rips. I'd be down even more than I

was. I, I'd go down to like 120-ish.

Whereas if it tanks, I'll just close my

shorts and it will probably recover,

won't it? But if it rips all-time highs

and I've got no long exposure, I'm going

to get margin called.

I'd rather it tank, I close my shorts,

then it— then close my longs and it rips

now. And then if it

rips whilst I'm long, I'd take the profit

and wait until it tanks.

Last I heard of TKO Sam, wasn't he in a

guest house annoying everyone?

Apparently there's like a subreddit post

saying that they lived at the same guest

house and he was really annoying and loud

streaming all the time in the guest house,

using it like it was his own living room

Remember the fight? Chihiro hated

Takeru-san because Sam was telling me I

could report Chihiro to the police for

stealing my stuff. And then Chihiro was

like, you don't— you stupid baka gaijin,

you don't know the laws of Japan. A

married couple cannot steal from each

other.

She really hated him. She was like,

"Aitsu kimui na." Who'd want to fuck him?

Because he would brag about all the girls

he gets, and it triggered Chihiro, right?

Where's my Tesco's? Should come within the

next 40 minutes. You know what I hate

about Tesco's is when they bring all the

food out on the trays, they put it at your

doorstep, and then you just— the bit

when you're taking the stuff out the trays

and they're just standing there, it's kind

of awkward. I remember the first time I

did it, I didn't know what to do, and I

was like, what do I do? Because they don't

help you. They don't help you take the

stuff out. Back in the day, it used to be

in plastic bags and you just picked up the

bag. Now they, they're trying to save the

planet. They don't, they don't prepare it

in plastic bags, and you've got to take

them out one by one.

Feels a bit awkward.

I wish they just put it in plastic bags.

It looks like we're bouncing a bit here.

I'm gonna tip the tray upside down and

just chuck everything out.

I'm short-term long and long-term short.

That's my plan.

Do do do do do do do.

Oh, I think I hear something.

No.

Barrick Gold's not really doing anything

either. I thought it would go up

if the market tanked. Intel's down 7%.

Jesus,

didn't that ClearTax Value guy Brian He

recommended Intel. That wasn't a very

good pick.

Even he gets it wrong.

We're just waiting now for Tesco.

Oh God, we're tanking.

Hmm, I might get out my Spy Long.

I feel like there could be a better entry.