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Oh, what? It's glitching again.

Oh no, it's not.

Really don't like this

level. It's just endless.

Yeah,

we win. God, that's boring.

I

had 58 teammates resupplied. That's all I did really.

Wow, wow, look how much XP I got.

He dead.

This game's such a grind. Mm-hmm,

it's like the same 2 levels over and over again.

I got a headache.

I get any unlocks?

No,

but it said I did.

Oh, I just sit in the tank.

Oh God, I hate weekend. Oh boy,

stupid fucking weekend.

Oh, I might play controller.

Love the echoes and the ads and the 2 neckbeards on screen. Oh, my newest video doing well.

This Kick glitching again. It says I've got 20 viewers.

The hell is happening to this stupid fucking website?

It says I've got 19 viewers.

It froze. It was so glitchy last night.

Everyone was getting zero viewers.

Ah, the fucking bastard.

Thank you.

You gotta put in so much effort to click the thumbstick to sprint.

Game's lagging as well. Whoa.

See, it said I unlocked that gun, but how do I use it?

Where are my viewers at?

Oh.

I

think lost that building.

I did.

Oh, I was gonna rest here.

I did.

Wow, everyone, welcome back. We had technical difficulties.

So glad. Welcome in, on in. Welcome on in.

I'm welding the side of it as if that's actually gonna fix it.

Randomly welding the side of it.

That was gonna raise him.

What's that doing?

Oh, I can use it.

Cool, but what does it do?

Where are the enemies?

I can't see anyone.

I didn't do anything.

It takes ages to

reload. This thing's rubbish.

Whoa, 80 damage.

Whoa,

whoa, I did 200 damage on the tank and he's pissed at me.

Hmm, it's not looking good.

Not dead.

He not dead.

I dead.

Everyone's dead.

Damn, look how many people dead. Oh, dead again.

It's not looking good.

Why am I sliding?

What? How'd he shoot me through the wheels?

Still got 1 hour 20 minutes. I'm getting bored of this. Starting to get a little bit bored.

I'm number 28,

didn't kill anyone.

I think we're gonna lose this.

I've got the gun.

Oh, I killed him.

We're dead.

How'd we survive that?

Neutralize him. Hide in

the boxes. Still in the base.

Uh, he stole their base.

Oh no,

they don't know I'm here.

They don't know I'm here.

Does he know I'm here? Ah, he blew up.

Whoa, someone there. I don't think they know I'm here.

Oh, it says I got retreat.

What? He just slid in out of nowhere like Michael Jackson.

Hello, Emulated Watt, how are you doing? Where are you tuning in from, guys?

Damn, it's intense.

I've got so many snipers.

Oh,

I'm number 24.

Enjoying the stream, guys.

Well, so glad for you.

What?

So glad, Immolated Rat, that you're one of my precious viewers enjoying the stream.

What's your favorite moment of my stream so far?

How'd you get that missile launcher?

Can I shoot through the gap?

That's sneaky.

Hello, Simply, where you tuning in from?

What did you have for lunch?

What are your plans for the weekend, guys? Damn, everyone's dead.

Well, including me.

My dick. Uh-huh, you dead.

My dick.

Help me.

God, war is hard work, isn't it?

He did. You did. You back.

Why is he holding his hand like that? So he jerks off. I'm back. I'm dead.

I'm number 26. Are we winning?

Wait.

Wow, I got 500 points.

Wait.

We win. Easy.

Where you tuning from, guys?

God, how much do I have to grind to get the mortar and the grenade launcher? When's this stupid breakthrough? Sucks. I think I'm gonna quit. I don't like this level. I mean, this game mode.

Hmm, maybe I do

hold and remove more objects. Compete to control objects.

Yeah, I don't like breakthrough. How's this one different to this one?

Pursue objects in large Scale to control. How is that different to this one? They all sound the same.

Uh, maybe I'll try Escalation.

Wait, how do I get LT for XP boost?

Oh, what?

I could have been using 2 XP boost For 15 minutes.

Oh, a 60-minute one as well.

Activate. 59 minutes.

I did not know I had those.

Okay.

Time to grind.

I'm gonna get in the tank.

Where's tank?

Oh, they already took the tank. Ah, you bastards.

Wow, beautiful mountains. So pretty.

What's that little sign?

What's that? Why is the turret machine gun facing the wrong way?

The what?

Help me.

No, shot me in the back.

Ah, I think I like this mode more because it's— there's more movement.

He dead.

He dead.

Oh, 7 bullets.

I'm number 11.

Where everyone tuning, guys?

You tuning,

tuning good?

Wait, get

up

on the roof.

I'll help you guys.

Ah, I died to help him. I'm number 9. Nice.

He

did.

We've lost all the points.

B, C, D, F.

He dead.

They not dead.

What? Whoa, I blew him up!

God, I'm so busy blowing people up, rezzing them.

Oh, number 8. Well,

this is like Arathi Basin from WoW, but with guns.

Get those points. 700 points. I'm number 7.

Oh, Xbox battery low, but I just put new ones in a few days ago.

What are you talking about?

Whoa, I ran straight into the tank.

I don't know why the Xbox Controller battery goes out so quick.

What? Where everyone tuning from?

Guys.

Well, I shot him so many times.

Girl's lying.

Whoa, what's happening?

Why?

I'm number 14.

Stuck

on a tree. He dead.

I keep getting stuck on this tree.

Oh, I dead.

Enemy attack confirmed at Charlie.

Where everyone tuning in from?

Hello, Serial. Serial, what you tuning from?

Why am I lagging?

What?

Oh no, it's tank!

Run!

Getting destroyed.

God, he reloads so slow.

God, it's lagging so much.

Oh, I shot him so many times.

RPG or buildings? Well, they keep collapsing, so I'm pretty sure it's a nade.

Are we winning? It's lagging so much.

Everyone's dead.

12.

It must be really annoying to kill someone, they just get instant revved— I mean, res'd. God, it's so laggy.

Whoa,

what? How do I get out?

I

didn't even get him.

22.

I don't know why it's lagging so much. I need better internet.

Get the Starlink, put it in the garden.

What happens if I jump on the enemy tank?

They couldn't get me off, could they?

He dead.

He dead.

Mr. Blue Meanie.

And number 20.

Well, I have to have the Wi-Fi on at the same time as Ethernet, otherwise my CCTV won't be on. I got 16 gigs of RAM. Oh my God,

why don't I throw a grenade at it?

I think it's because I'm streaming and playing a game. I'm sure if I didn't stream, it would be better.

The stream must be hogging all the bandwidth,

so unless I lower the bitrate of the stream

I've got the ribbed vertical grip. Oh, my back hurts. Gaming aches your body.

If I turn off the Wi-Fi,

then I can't see my camera network.

Says Ethernet 2 connected.

I could try turning Wi-Fi off.

Okay, I turned off Wi-Fi.

But then won't my—

no, it seems fine. Okay, I turned off Wi-Fi, see if it's better.

Seems better so far.

Objective Delta is being secured by hostiles.

It's not— it's still lagging.

Look, it's still lagging.

Still lagging.

He

dead.

Still sliding around from the lag.

What's that?

What?

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

I think we're losing.

Life. We have initiated our attack on Gold.

All units, light armored vehicles are ready for deployment.

Objective Gold neutralized.

Okay, God, it's so laggy now. It's hard to enjoy it. I swear it gets more laggy as time goes on. I just res'd them.

Look how much damage I'm

doing. Smooth animation.

We're behind enemy lines. Oh no.

Did I get him?

Nope.

My back hurts. I got 40 minutes left.

I'm in the tanky wanky.

Do I get the kill assist if I'm in the tank? Oh look, he's just sitting on that. Ouch. How'd they one-shot our tank?

Couch.

Oh, my friend,

my friend. No,

no.

All my friends dying,

my friend.

Get your money into Bitcoin. I only got 1,300 in Bitmine Immersion.

That's enough exposure, I think.

Oh God.

Oh, I might make some soup. I think I'm fed up with this.

I can only play 2 hours and I get fed up.

Oh, it's weird. My CCTV's still on even though I turned off the Wi-Fi.

I thought I had to have Wi-Fi on to have the CCTV on.

Oh God, that game gets so annoying.

Then it's tea. Then I might have soup

with— soup with coffee.

Soup with coffee and then break and then another 3 hours.

I can't open my stream.

Oh, oh, I didn't sit on the toilet seat.

嗯，的，呃。

Yep, didn't wash

hands, didn't flush toilet. Okay, didn't clean toilet, didn't flush toilet.

No fucks given.

Why do I need to wash my hands if I didn't touch anything?

So I got minestrone and a chicken soupy.

Guys, I get like 40 viewers and I get like 2K views on YouTube. Do you think I give a fuck anymore? About what I look like. It's not 2018 where I've got fangirls to appeal to.

I think they give a fuck.

Creamy chicken soup.

Wow, it finally stopped raining.

I still got the milk from the hotel. It went off yesterday.

Guys, what matters more?

You make them upset to please yourself and get your way, or you make them happy even though it makes you upset.

In the long run, which one's beneficial?

Maybe like in the ultra long run, making yourself happy is better at the cost of the short run and the medium run.

Saying happy wife, happy life— is it true?

Because you could be selfish or selfless. If you be selfish, you either get your way or you don't get your way. But if you got your way through being selfish, then I mean, they're not going to be happy, and then you're going to be guilty. And then if you don't get your way, then you just like destroyed

it because you were selfish. But if you're selfless You might get your way because it's like give and take, and then it feels good because they do the thing you want them to do, but you didn't like force them into doing it. And then if you didn't get your way, well,

at least you tried to take the high road.

At least you didn't burn bridges.

Maybe it's time to be selfless.

What's the point if both of you are going to be stressed? Yeah, and that's why relationships fail. It's not working out, is it?

Both of us aren't happy.

Maybe we should just take a break.

How did Ross and Rachel ever fix things?

I don't even remember what happened. Ross still insanely jealous because there was a guy at Rachel's work, and then they had a fight, and then he made demands because he was controlling and insecure. And then she was like, we should take a break, and then he slept with another woman on the break. Then she finds out.

Tough times.

It's hard to blame Ross because, I mean, yeah, I feel insecure as well.

That's why I wouldn't really want to know about— I wouldn't really want to know like all the ins and outs about my girlfriend's job. I don't really want to hear about it. Because then I get jealous if I found out, like, oh, it's a hot guy working with her.

But I'd rather just not know. But then it seems like I'm not interested in her life. I'm just like not interested out of my own protection, really.

Like, if Ross— yeah, it was that Gavin guy, wasn't it? If Ross never knew all the ins and outs about Rachel's job, he wouldn't have gone insecure.

I really think, like, knowing less is more,

but then they're like, oh, you're not interested in my life.

30 minutes until— oh, where's my coffee?

I like to operate my relationships on a need-to-know basis. Like, if I don't need to know, then don't need to tell me. I'd rather not know.

It's chicken soup.

This is both chickeny and soupy.

It contains 5 bits of chickens.

Another Japan arc.

I'm just not that into Japanese girls anymore. I don't even watch Japanese porn. I find it kind of boring,

and there's nothing about Japan outside of the women that really interested me.

So once you lose interest in the women, I couldn't give a shit. This is why people like Chris Broad boggle my mind.

Like all of them. Gone, married American. Joey marrying a Filipino. Chris marrying a Charlotte.

Why the fuck are they in Japan then? If not for the women. Fucking weirdos.

Is anything in Japan you can find anywhere else in the world? Like, there's lots of nice places in the UK where it's safe and pleasant, and there's lots of places in Japan where it's a shithole.

Like all of Osaka, nearly.

Tourist stuff, boring. Weeb stuff, boring.

Food's okay, I guess, but it's not something to move to a country for. Imagine moving to a country just for the food.

Food's not that good.

It's just a lot of fried stuff with rice

and fish.

Do I even watch straight porn anymore? Uh, yeah,

it's kind of hot when the guy is like this fat gross old guy and he's banging this cute girl.

And he's got like saggy balls and a big belly.

Living the dream.

Looking very regal in the robe. Oh, thanks.

Yeah, I do like red.

I like soup because I don't have to chew it.

I hate food that's hard to eat, like chicken wings. Really annoying to eat.

You gotta pull it open, you cut that cartilage so it stretches out, and then that bit of meat in between the 2 bones,

really hard to get to unless you break apart the bones.

I just liquidate all my food from now on.

嗯。啊。

It's getting hot now.

My skin's going pale again. I was so brown from going outside every day.

I think caffeine's my favorite out of all the -ines. I like my caffeine. God, it's so hot now.

No.

Ah, ah,

ah,

ah.

New video doing really badly. 8 out of

10.

Expert jealous reviews. You make insane money too. Insanely low. Dante, fucking idiot.

Expert Coke reviews.

God, I'm hot.

22

minutes to go.

I've got that other game to download. It's got an hour remaining.

Arena Breakout. I might play that after dinner instead of Battlefield again.

Yeah, I'll play the arena battle— Arena Breakout. Should be done in about an hour.

Oh, look, CDawgVA made a video about that Twitch thing. Some guy went up to Emiru and hugged her. Now everyone's freaking out about it.

Remember the days when people like iDubbbz and MaxMofo would go to VideoCon or TwitchCon and troll people?

Nowadays, this— the streaming— the streaming scene is just like, like the Japanese idol scene. It's just bunch of girls with a bunch of creepy incel loser fans.

Like, oh, Twitch streamers are like dominated by people like Pokimane and Miru, and then they have army of simps. They've probably got more male fans than female fans. Did he try to kiss her? Yeah, maybe it looked like that.

And then that security guy just shoved him.

Always some drama with TwitchCon.

Remember that TotalBiscuit? They had the, the CoxCon, and then someone in the audience asked, are traps gay? And then they booted him out of the convention, and then they got all this backlash. Because it was just a joke, and then Total Biscuit was like, we condemn all jokes about trans people or something.

So much drama.

I feel like Jesse Cox and Wael Krendel's careers died with Total Biscuit. The Total Biscuit was the only one carrying them all. Dodger, all them lot. They were all such boring people. They just were elevated by Total Biscuit. No one in Total Biscuit's circle were as interesting as Total Biscuit.

Wow, Krendor probably still playing WoW on Twitch to like 100 viewers,

living in the middle of butt nowhere America in some hillbilly home, probably.

Jesse Cox still can't get a girlfriend. That guy just never seems to be able to get a girlfriend. It's crazy. I

don't get it. I went on, on dating apps and Tinder for like 2 weeks, I've got a girlfriend already.

I've had like 10 girlfriends. Since Total Biscuit died.

Jesse Cox is like the face of the soy boy as well.

Seems like a nice guy though.

How come Boogie can get a girlfriend but Jesse Cox can't when they're both fat fucks

and Boogie's way more disgraceful? And disgraced.

Maybe Jesse Cox has higher standards.

Oh look, why Ethereum is still undervalued. Andre Jeek. Let's see what he says. You buy a lot of Ethereum, right? Yes and no. I bought at fifteen. $1,500, and I've not touched it since then. I've not added on. Graham Stephan looks kind of weird now, like his face has gone all puffy to it. Oh my God. Yeah,

I just— I still had that and it's up almost 200%. What's your— what's your like theory behind why Ethereum will be valuable? I need to do some cycling one night.

Uh, what's that word? Cardio exercise. Okay, I think the fact that Bitcoin is as valuable. I just— it's a pure speculation bet that some of that's going to funnel into Ethereum. That's it. It's just like, yeah, that second place thing. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. But then again, when you look at Ethereum in comparison to my entire portfolio, I

think it's like 0.1%. Okay. So it really— I don't care if it goes back down to $1,500. I don't care. This sounds so out of touch. So out of touch. There was a Rolex Oysterquartz that I wanted, and it was $12,500. Why do rich people always want to get a stupid watch?

I'd never get a watch. And I thought I would invest in Ethereum to pay for the watch. Okay. And I was gonna sell it when it hit like $20,000 in profit to be able to cash out, pay the tax, and that way get a free watch. I just kept it free, and now I'm off the quite a

bit. So I got a free watch times many times over from that investment. That, that was all it is. It was, it was the same thing as me going to a casino, except it was that 50/50 risk-reward, right? Where I was like, all right, 50% chance I lose it or 50% chance I get free— I can just

buy the watch that I wanted, right? But you're still holding on to it? Yeah, I haven't sold it. Okay. Do you buy any Ethereum, Jack? I don't think I have any Ethereum. I might have like, like, like a couple grand, okay, in Ethereum. 5 grand in Okay. Yeah. From my understanding, and like this is again that goes

back to like risk versus reward management, is I think Tom Lee from Fundstrat. I don't know if you guys had him on yet. No. And as if they could get Tom Lee on. Imagine thinking they could get. I mean, he did have that Kevin O'Leary guy on, I guess. Larry Fink from BlackRock. This is like their thesis

for why Ethereum could someday be. Like the thing. But here's why I could never like put in a ton of money. So here's kind of how it looks for Ethereum. So Ethereum is supposed to be the blockchain that will be the rails for the tokenization of a lot of assets across the world, including physical assets like watches,

art, real estate, and things like that. So we're going to digitize and bring things like real estate onto the blockchain, Ethereum's blockchain. So like, for example, JP Morgan They tokenized— what is it? Treasury bonds. They actually tokenized treasury bonds on Ethereum, and then BlackRock tokenized— Do you think the US government created Bitcoin secretly, or do you think

it was really just created by some random guy and his pals?

Maybe America created it. Because they know the dollar's going down the toilet. Money market funds on Ethereum's blockchain. I thought that was really kind of interesting because I could imagine a world where, for example, like, let's say I'm an investor and I want to buy a REIT, right? But I don't want like a specific REIT that I

see as an ETF. Instead, what happened to Ice's idea of buying property in AR? Is he still doing that? I think the whole AR thing flopped.

And I'm like, yeah, I love Hawaii and I love this street, this street or this area, this area called Lanikai, right? I think it's gonna be a strategic street for real estate. So I want specifically this section or specifically that house. And maybe that corporation or that owner could issue some percentage of that house. Like, let's say

like they issue 50% or 10% or whatever it is. So that on my app, on my brokerage app, I could be like, you know what, instead of buying an ETF— yeah, yeah, whatever— at a dollar, let's go and optional had come true. So what has to happen for Bitcoin to hit a million dollars? We talk about like

these cycles, like these mega cycles that Bitcoin goes through. I don't know if we'll see another huge one. I think it'll be a slow end, but by slow I mean like still like 20 to 30% a year melt up to a million from here on until like 2030 or whatever. Pretty good. It's gonna be like nothing has

to change, just keeps on going at the same rate that it is. You take all the crazy assumptions out of it, I still think it ends up at a million, like inevitably. So isn't Bitcoin about 1/10 the market cap currently of gold? Yeah, about 1/13 or so. Yeah, I can't help but think that it has to be

at some point 1/3 of gold or half. I think so too. I think it's inevitable. Yeah, but then I can't think inevitable. Inevitable. Yeah, mysterious, sort of like no one's ever thought of that before. People are paying the price today. Hey, Quarterounce, where are you tuning in from? What's going to happen with it? Do you remember Chris

Camillo from Dumb Money? I really like his thesis on Bitcoin. Like, he does not care about Bitcoin. He's like, I'm just a pure, like, social What is this thing? Social arb. Social arb, you're right. Social arbitrage. And his entire thesis is really simple. It's just a reshuffling of monetary assets from things like gold and real estate and

all the things that we will inherit from our, from our parents and our grandparents. And it's like, well, thanks for the $2 million house. I can't afford the property taxes on this thing. I'm gonna sell that. And gold, thanks, but I don't really get gold. It's not part of my generation. I'm gonna sell that. I'm gonna put

some of it in Bitcoin. I'm not gonna put all of it maybe, but some of it. It's just like a simple reshuffling of assets and money from all of those back into Bitcoin and a little bit from each little bucket from, you know, bonds, from— no, hey, it was, you know, $1,000 in gold. I hate when they

use the word bucket with stocks or basket. It sounds stupid. Basket of stocks.

Oh God, I'm bored. It clicked where everybody was great at what they did. That guy from Suits with the funny face looks so weird, like his face looks like it's melting off his skull. And everybody wanted it to be the best it could be, but we didn't really know because they— such droopy cheeks, like goofy. Smartly would

pepper in Gina, Sarah, myself, and then ultimately they they started to make the unsavory. I couldn't get into suits. It was so boring. A bunch of people in suits.

Nine minutes. To go.

Apparently Michael Saylor gets mad when people ask or speculate about the death of Satoshi. I wonder why.

This obviously makes no sense, right? I mean, once again, I agree with that guy.

So, um,

yeah, I mean, if anyone here has been through the legal immigration process, I, I mean, I've been through it. It's only gotten worse, uh, since 9/11, uh, and with COVID uh, it's, uh, it's an— it's, it's a sort of Kafkaesque, you know. So, uh, boring. I thought he's going to talk about being fat. That's what the title

says.

Bad news, I'm afraid, from Diddly Squat. It's this, this relentless drought. Um, it means we're so busy moving animals mostly that we don't have the time to do— oh,

RiceGum lost his kid. Um, me and, me and my girl, we're supposed to have a His girlfriend's called Mila. Oh yeah, I know, I saw this. I heard about this. But yeah, so that's just been fucking me up, you know what I mean? Which, I mean, I guess you can kind of learn from the situation. You can't

control that though. Yeah, true, true. But I mean, it's just sad shit, right? It's just, I'm just sad and shit. But like, I was trying to experience new emotions and I think being a dad was like a new emotion and a new experiences for me. And so that kind of didn't happen. I mean, you just can't plan

your whole life, man. I just had all this plan like, yo, I'm gonna plan, I'm gonna make all this money, I'm gonna save up all this money, then I'm gonna go find a girl, then I'm gonna have a kid. And it's like, you really just can't plan that type of shit. So yeah, that's just how it should

be sometimes. Um, me and me—

hmm, life does have a way of fucking you over. Somehow, some way. Oh, still 6 minutes.

Oh God.

God,

so far I've done

6. Oh, I did 3 plus 3 is 6. That means I only got to do 4 more hours. I'll do 2 hours pre-dinner, 2 hours post-dinner.

It's dragging. At least I'm 60% of the way done.

It's just so fucking boring.

Sucks to be 9 to 5 on camera.

Yeah,

but now I can't just sit here doing nothing anymore.

I mean, it wasn't too bad when I could just sit here not doing anything. Now fucking Kick bollocks me over that.

I don't know how anyone has any enjoyment or excitement to stream. I mean, maybe it's different if you got like 10,000 viewers and everyone's like excited in the chat, and then you bounce off of each other's energy. It's so fucking boring when you got no viewers.

I enjoyed streaming back on YouTube like 5 years ago when everyone was hyped up about whatever I was doing.

Nah, this is slow, boring.

It's like dying on the inside.

As soon as I end the stream, I'm like, oh, thank God. It's like life reinjected.

I got 40k views on my Silk song, but I still felt nothing. No excitement.

Plan stuff to do on stream that you would otherwise do. I would otherwise do nothing. I'd just sit here scrolling on YouTube,

or I would just go to sleep. Really, I just fall asleep on the beanbag.

I'll play some Mario Kart, I'll wank, and then fall asleep.

No, my dream was to not have to get a job,

which I guess I'm living.

That doesn't mean I enjoy it. Desktop stream? I already did that.

And I don't really want to talk, I just want to watch it in peace.

I mean, there's not really anything on YouTube right now that I want to watch anyway. Let me see,

I just randomly scroll Shorts.

Stream on Pornhub?

Nah, I don't want to wank all day. I'll wank for like 5 minutes and then I'm done.

Oh God, 55 seconds.

Might take an hour break.

It's, uh, 4 o'clock. I've only got 4 hours left to put in.

What, it's only 4:00? How many hours? 6, 7 hours left in the day. I only got to stream 4, so I could take a bit of a longer break.

Yeah, I remember she had a meltdown. I said I got verified as an actor. No, as a model.

And then I got mad at her for not having a sense of humor. Well, 3 hours, 1 hour break. See you later.