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Testing. Hello. Oh,

damn it. I didn't

put ultra-low latency. I put normal

latency. Testing.

Testing.

I guess it's fine. It's just when it's on

normal latency, there's like a 7-second

delay. On ultra low latency, there's like

1 second delay.

So can't change it now.

So I got some big problems we need to talk

about today. I thought the tax

thing was over and I finished paying it.

Now I gotta pay more, probably. I don't

know how much more. Talk about it in a

Goddamn tax thing never ends, does it?

I guess I jinxed it by celebrating,

thinking it was over.

Oh well, gonna lose all my money.

So there's 2 things I want to talk about

today. Number one, my terrible trip.

If you see my last video, it might seem

like I'm having a great time, but actually

I had a terrible time. This is what

actually happened. Then I also want to

talk about the tax thing. Which one should

I talk about first?

Maybe I'll talk about the trip first.

Your trip looked fun on video. I had an

awful time. I felt terrible.

It was so bad. I don't know what's

happening. Every time I go on a trip in

Thailand, I feel so tired and

exhausted and I have a horrible time and I

can't wait to come home. And then I end up

wasting like $100. On the trip.

I don't get it because I remember in Japan

we would go on little trips, day trip,

maybe spend the night somewhere, and I

never felt so miserable like I do when we

go on a trip in Thailand.

I think I'm getting too old for this or

something. Or maybe it's Thailand. I don't

So the trip was just so tiring. First,

2-hour drive to Pattaya, and then like

half an hour on a ferry, like a boat thing

packed full of people swaying. And then we

got to the island, and then we had to ride

this stupid motorbike all over the island.

I felt so sick. We went to all these

different beaches on the island, riding

the motorbike to each beach, and I felt so

motion sick. We ended up going back to the

first beach that I filmed in the video,

and we had to pay like $2 to be able to

sit down on the beach just to get a chair.

And then we ended up just sitting there

for an hour because I felt so sick and I

couldn't do anything. So we didn't go

swimming. We didn't have any fun beach

activities. We got to the beach and I just

collapsed on the chair. Feeling like I

was gonna puke. And then we left.

It's so lame. You think, oh my god,

Daniel's at the beach, he must be having

such a great time. He's gonna ride the jet

skis and go parachuting and do snorkeling

and swim. No, I sat on the chair feeling

miserable for nearly an hour, and then we

left. It was so rubbish.

I'm such a boring person to go out with.

Because I never want to do anything. Mido

was right. She— I remember Mido said to

me, you never want to do anything.

And I was like, shut up, I do lots of

stuff. But she's kind of right. I mean, I

never want to do anything. I don't want to

get in the sea because I don't want to get

all wet. And it was kind of cold. The

water was kind of cool and it was starting

to get late. The sun was going down and

people looked cold. They were like walking

around like this. So it didn't look nice.

I didn't want to be freezing cold on the

And then, you know, when you get into the

beach— I mean, into the sea— and you're

swimming in the sea, getting out and then

getting ready to go is such a pain in the

backside, isn't it? You got to get out and

then you go to your towel, you dry off,

and then your feet and your legs are

covered in sand. And then you can't get

off the beach without your feet covered in

sand because you just stand on more sand.

So you got to hope that there's a hosepipe

and then you get the hosepipe and you wash

off your legs. Now your feet and your legs

are all wet and then you smell like the

sea and then your whole body's all sticky

because you got to put sun cream on. If

you don't put sun cream on, you get

burned. So you got to put sun cream on.

Then your body's all sticky and smells

like sun cream. And then you get all the

seawater in your hair and then your hair

is like all stiff because it's full of

seawater and then it gets in your eyes and

it stings your eyes. And then you're like

sitting on the motorbike all wet and

salty. And I thought, no thanks, I don't

want to do that. So we didn't go swimming.

And then for dinner, couldn't find

anywhere that didn't sell Thai.

Everywhere was just selling Thai food. We

went to this restaurant that was just a

few minutes down the road from the hotel

and all they sold was stupid Thai food.

The only thing on the menu that looked

okay was just like a fried egg on top of

rice with some stir-fried chicken. And

then we specifically said, don't put any

chili on it. And guess what they do? The

food comes out and it's covered in

freaking chili. So we send it back and

they bring back another one, this time no

chili on it. And it's okay, but it's

literally just like stir-fried chicken

with white rice and a fried egg on top. I

could make it myself. It was not

interesting at all.

At least it was cheap though, it's only

160 baht, I think, so like $2.

Oh, shut up, Just Brianna. I did not use

racial slurs. If you're talking about the

little clip when I was playing Tekken, I

did not say the N-word. I said Nearly got

him, but I kind of slurred it. So it—

yeah, it sounds like the N-word, but I

didn't say the N-word. I said,

nearly got him, like that. I kind of

muttered it under my breath, and the mic

wasn't plugged in, and no one even told me

that my mic wasn't plugged in. So the

entire stream, the mic sounded rubbish

because it was using the laptop mic, and

none of you told me that my mic wasn't

even plugged in. So thanks a lot, guys.

At least tell me if the mic sucks,

because then I can fix it.

So the N comes from nearly, and the G,

the gur, comes from got, but I said got

like that. And I said him, but I said him

like that. I didn't pronounce it very

well. That's why it sounds like the

N-word. I didn't say the N-word.

Now who cares? I say the N-word if I want

to say the N-word, but I'm not the kind of

person who says the N-word. I say it now,

but I don't want to get in trouble. I

don't think get in trouble because black

people say the N-word all the time.

You— I so want to say it

because I hate when people say I can't say

stuff. I say what the hell I want, okay?

Shut up.

Yeah, I watched the clip. I guess it does

sound like the N-word. But I am not the

kind of person who just says the N-word.

If I'm getting angry, I'd say like, you

effing cunt. The N-word

is such a lame word. If I'm angry,

there's a million other words I'd rather

use, like effing hell,

stupid bastard. I would never use the

N-word. N-word is weak. Doesn't even

feel good to say.

No, I didn't say the N-word. Also, the

stream got manually reviewed, so guess it

was fine.

I say it all the time on Discord.

What racial slur? Uh, there's just a

stupid clip of me playing Tekken and then

I lost and I said, nearly got him, but I

kind of muttered it under my breath and it

kind of sounds like I'm saying the N-word.

People are stupid.

Yep, stream's demonetized. Oh my god,

every time these days.

I remember what I said. I said I nearly

got him.

Anyway, back to my story. Yeah, the trip

was rubbish. I don't know why I feel so

tired whenever we go traveling. Every time

we go traveling out of Bangkok, I feel

awful. I think it's the heat. It's so damn

hot that I think when I'm really hot, I

get very moody and grumpy. It's so damn

hot. There's Chinese tourists everywhere.

I can't stand all these Chinese tourists.

They're just yelling and screaming all the

time. Even when they're talking to each

other and they're right next to each

other, they're like yelling at each other.

Why are there so many? There's so many

Chinese tourists everywhere, especially

Pattaya. The whole

island was like all Chinese people. I was

getting so triggered. And all the Chinese

girls are constantly taking their stupid

selfie, doing their stupid pose like,

like that, put on their stupid Instagram.

Hate it. Every time you go to like a

slightly looking European place,

they love it. With all like the Roman

architecture, fake chandeliers and that

kind of stuff. They take— they just stand

there posing, doing stupid Instagram

selfies. So annoying. They look so

dumb as well. They're sitting there like

smiling to the stupid camera. Bunch of

losers. They're so vain and shallow,

these people. I don't

know what they're taking. Yeah, I don't

know, maybe Instagram is banned in China.

Some other website.

They love their selfies. You got guys with

these big cameras taking pictures of them

like they're paparazzi or something.

The heat and all the Chinese tourists and

the crowds and the noise and the rubbish

food, and then having to sit on a

motorbike and then having to sit on a

stupid boat, and then I feel motion sick,

and then I've got to spend like $100 For

hotel, food, travel, and I'm having a crap

time and I'm losing all this money and I

hate it. I hate it so much.

I get back to Bangkok and I'm like, oh,

thank God, finally you're back

in Bangkok where the place doesn't look

like a massive shithole. Why does

everywhere just look like a shithole

outside of Bangkok? The nature looks

shit here. I'm just gonna be honest, it

doesn't look nice. I like nature, but the

nature here looks shit. All the trees are

like brown and scorched and look like

they're dying. Everywhere's just brown

apart from Khao Yai, which is a different

climate. Khao Yai was nice, it was like

green coniferous trees, kind of foresty

feelings. But apart from Khao Yai,

Pattaya is shit. It's full of

weird-looking naked old guys with a

massive Pregnant women's disgusting

bellies hanging out. Pattaya— I hate

Pattaya because it's full of ugly old

white guys walking around half naked, all

orange and brown because they think

they're hot because they got a suntan.

Can't they put a stupid shirt on? They

look disgusting and weird. All these white

guys, their massive stomachs

like a whale or something.

They all look weird. All the white guys at

Pattaya look weird, like they're mentally

stupid or something. Covered in tattoos,

massive stomachs,

big flabby tits, like flabby flabs

of fat dangling everywhere. They look

weird. They just sit on the beach while

they're eating seafood. I hate Pattaya.

My girlfriend went back to Pattaya today

with her friends. So friends invited her

to go and she asked me if I wanted to go

as well and I was like, no thanks.

You could not pay me money to make me go.

I would never want to go to Pattaya ever.

I've already been there twice. I never

want to go there ever again. Hate it.

All the food sucks. It's all seafood.

Crab, crab, crab. Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp.

All the food sucks in Pattaya. It's all

just non-stop seafood.

Or Thai food. You go to a Thai

restaurant, you open the menu, and

everything's just orange. Like orange this

and orange that. Orange gloop in a bowl.

I had such a rubbish time. There was a

little swimming pool at the hotel, and

there was this massive Don't know what it

was. It looked like a grasshopper, but it

was huge. It was like this big, like a

locust or something, just floating in

there. Loads of dead insects just floating

in the pool. Yeah, as if I'm gonna swim in

that. Who's gonna swim in that? It's full

of dead insects. Stupid insects. Just—

they can fly, but then they decide to fly

into a pool and drown. So stupid. Why are

animals so stupid? I was on Twitter today

and I saw this clip of a swan. It somehow

got its head stuck in a fence and it was

like trying to pull backwards out of it

when all it had to do was lean forwards

and lift up. Some guy came and helped

it out. There's so— I don't know how

animals don't just go extinct because

they're so dumb. How do they not know,

like, stop pulling and just lift upwards,

idiot? It would have died.

Animals are so stupid. They got no

understanding of physics. Like, a

chimpanzee has thumbs and a hand, but it's

got no brains to like pick up a stick

and use it as a tool. Why are they so

stupid? Stupid animals.

Insects, even more stupid.

How are they not all extinct? I don't get

Chiang Mai is good. I don't want to go

there, so far away. I saw some videos on

YouTube, just looks kind of boring.

I hate everywhere in Thailand. Phuket

sucked as well. I remember we got to

Phuket, got off at the airport, we're

looking for a taxi, and some stupid

Colombian man comes up to us. So,

hey, you guys want to share a taxi? I

wanted to say no, but I could see them

because I was standing by the entrance. I

was like, oh my God, what's this guy

saying to my girlfriend? My girlfriend

looked like she was really into the idea

of sharing a taxi to save money. So I

don't care about saving money. I don't

want to share a taxi with some stranger,

but I didn't want to be a dick, so I said,

okay, sure, whatever. We could save $5.

Woo! Just wasted $300 on this stupid

trip, but okay, $5. Woo!

As if that's gonna make any difference.

Sit in the stupid taxi for an hour.

It was so awkward because the Colombian

guy was like trying to make conversation.

It's funny because the Colombian guy was

saying, oh, he, he said, I love Thailand

so much because the people are so friendly

and talkative. And then there was literal

dead silence in the taxi.

The taxi driver just stopped talking.

The taxi driver talked a bit to my

girlfriend in Thai, but then when that was

over, it was just dead silence. So

awkward. I don't know why he's so

desperate to save $5. Just get your own

damn taxi.

I don't remember being in Japan and being

so triggered every time me and Chihiro

went on a little trip, but I feel so

triggered every time we go somewhere and

then we have like a little mini fight

because by the second day I'm so grumpy

and angry. And we stayed 2 nights in Khao

Yai. By the time it was the second or

third day, I was just done. I was so fed

up. Just wanted to come back home. We were

supposed to stay 2 nights in Pattaya. I

said, no, no, no, no, no, let's just go

home tomorrow. Go to a few places tomorrow

and then let's go home, please. I don't

want to stay here anymore. I miss my home.

It's so damn hot. Everything sucks.

Everywhere's ugly and brown and scorched

looking. The food all sucks.

Oh my God, it's terrible.

I don't think I'm like this in Japan.

Maybe it's just because I've gotten older

and I'm grumpier and I get tired quicker

I just feel miserable when we leave

Bangkok because everywhere outside

of Bangkok looks old and run-down

and like it's falling apart and abandoned.

And you just got like old concrete

abandoned blocks of building that look

miserable, all overgrown grass everywhere.

They don't look after their spaces. It's

all just old and dusty. Everywhere is like

covered in a layer of smog as well.

There's like this weird haze in Thailand.

Nothing is clear. Even the sky is not

blue. It's like a very foggy looking,

washed out blue. It's like you get a photo

and you drag down the saturation and the

contrast down, and that's what everywhere

looks like here. Everywhere just looks

foggy and phasey, hazy.

You were like this in Japan. Was I? I

don't think I was this bad though. It's

just boring. I get bored walking around

these places. At least Japan looks nice.

Japan always looks aesthetically nice,

and it's only hot in the sun. I remember

me and Chihiro went to Fushimi Inari in

June or July, and it was really hot and

humid, but I didn't feel this miserable.

Me and Chihiro never did stuff like ride a

motorbike, go to a smelly fish market.

We always traveled in like a comfy way,

but it's like we always end up traveling

here in a really uncomfortable way— on the

speedboat, on a moped.

I keep saying I hate motorbikes. I said it

in Vietnam. I said, never want to go on a

motorbike ever again. I felt so sick.

I keep telling her I feel motion sick. I

get motion sick very easily. I don't know

if she doesn't understand the word motion

sickness or if she's just not listening

when I say it, but I keep saying I get

motion sick. I don't want to ride stuff.

Bicycles, I'm okay. Trains, okay. Car,

I'm okay for a few hours, but after a few

hours I get sick in a car.

Yeah, text-to-speech is on. It should be

on. I'm pretty sure it's on.

Because we got motorbikes in Vietnam and I

hated it. I refused to ride it. I ended up

getting off and I just walked. I said,

you go on ahead, I'll just follow on foot

because I can't stand this. I feel like

I'm gonna puke. I hate motorbikes.

I really hate motorbikes so much.

I hate everything. I like bicycles. Why

can't we just get a nice bicycle? I'd

rather just walk. Would you rather just

walk for 20 minutes or sit on a moped for

5 minutes?

My whole face erupted in pimples. I had

pimples all around my mouth, I think

because of the stress. They're clearing up

now. Now I'm back.

Oh wow, thanks. Did you learn where the

antistatic spray is yet? Uh,

antistatic spray. I think it was Seidenki.

静電気. I think 静電 is static electricity.

No, 静電気 is static electricity.

I didn't know what it was at the time. I

still feel terrible, to be honest,

like I'm recovering from the trip.

That's why I'm just in my apartment all

the time, because whenever I leave the

apartment, I feel terrible. The only time

I don't feel terrible is when we go to the

shopping center with air conditioning and

it's nice. Not some stupid stinky

market on the street, 34-degree

temperature. God, I hate those markets so

much. They never sell anything good. It

stinks. It smells weird, like crab

and squid. And these weird herbal

sausages. Don't you just hate markets?

I never liked markets. I like supermarkets

where it's clean and air-conditioned.

Oh, thanks, Johnny.

Very generous.

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Hiroshima Nagasaki Fukushima rolling on

the floor laughing.

I still feel so low energy.

I slept for like 12 hours today.

My girlfriend woke up at 6 AM to get ready

to go to Pattaya. I can't, can't imagine

wanting to do that. Well, maybe she'll

have a better time without me. Don't know

what they're gonna do, probably walk on

the beach. And then go to a market and

then get crab. That's probably what

they're going to do. What else is there to

do? That's all there is to do. You go to

Pattaya, all you can do is go on the beach

and then go to a market and then eat crab.

And then she asked me, she said to me,

you hate doing everything. And I said,

no. And then she said, what do you like

doing? I don't know. I don't

like doing anything. I like having a

massive shit, and I like jerking off.

I like— I don't

know. I guess you could say I like

streaming sometimes.

I like to complain about stuff I hate,

so thanks for giving me loads of stuff to

complain about. I guess it gives me

energy. I draw on the energy of

hating everything.

It's just boring. What is there to do in

Pattaya that's interesting? Nothing.

I watched a bit of Slightly Homeless

during his cycling stream in Japan, and

then when I clicked on it, he literally

said Thailand is not beautiful. And I was

like, yeah, my entire experience here

has been this is not a beautiful place

compared to Japan. Japan, everywhere is

beautiful. Thailand is just

I don't know why, but it's just ugly.

Nearly everywhere is just ugly.

I don't know what place I've been to where

I thought, wow, this is really beautiful.

Maybe Khao Yai, but that's it.

It's just like complete concrete jungle

mess of smog and slums. And then you got

some nice buildings in central Bangkok,

but that's about it.

I don't know why they don't take care of

the places outside of Bangkok. So I like

the countryside. For example, in the UK,

countryside is beautiful. You've got

rolling meadows, farmlands, trees,

greenery, nice-looking quaint brick

houses. It's not like that here.

The buildings in the countryside here,

it's just like Corrugated, rusted metal

shack, falling apart, dilapidated

concrete, moldy looking building with

grass overgrown everywhere, litter

everywhere, stray dogs just lying on the

side of the road looking like they're

disease-ridden with rabies.

Everywhere just looks miserable.

I already hate all the dogs. Just like

packs of dogs covered in flies, looking

like they're scabby and rabies-infested.

Why does it just look crap? You got like

brown palm trees all dying from the heat.

The ground is all brown from the sun.

I think the sun just ruins everything. It

turns everything brown. The road's all

like brown, the tarmac's all

brown.

The sun ruins everything.

Yeah, I like living in Thailand. If I had

my own way, I would never leave Bangkok,

but my girlfriend wants to go here and go

there and go here and go there.

And I say, okay, I guess we can go see

what it's like. But I always hate it.

Only Bangkok is nice.

The outside of Bangkok, I don't know why,

it just looks awful. You got these dusty,

old-looking towns.

The buildings just look ugly.

They, they go for this weird trying to

have like European architecture with the

pillars, like the Roman busts and the

Greek style, but it just looks cheap

and cheesy and weird. And they paint the

buildings weird colors like bright pink

and purple and yellow. There's no design

aesthetic. It's just like weird pink

Roman busts and pillars and Greek

architecture next to corrugated

metal shack and then next to a big massive

concrete block that's covered in mold.

It looks awful.

They're so bad at designing like a street

or buildings.

And then I just, I feel depressed seeing

that stuff. You're in an ugly place. It

makes you feel depressed.

I like Bangkok because at least the

buildings look nice. They're like modern

skyscrapers and stuff.

I get such a headache traveling.

Never again. I don't want to leave Bangkok

ever again until I go to Japan. I'm done.

Why don't you tell this to her? I do. But

she keeps taking me to— I keep telling her

I hate motorbikes and then she keeps

dragging me onto motorbikes. I tell her

over and over I hate markets. She keeps

dragging me to markets. I keep telling her

I hate it outside of Bangkok and she keeps

saying, let's go outside of Bangkok. She

just doesn't listen.

I don't know why she doesn't listen. I

keep telling her exactly what I hate and

then she keeps making me do it.

And then she gets upset because I'm upset

when I literally just told you I hate all

this stuff. Why are you making me do it?

I keep telling her I'm scared of heights,

and then she tries and drags me onto this

railway death track with no safety.

Do you remember Kanchanaburi?

She tries to drag me onto that massive

railway track. And I refused.

And then she tries to drag me onto this

skywalk bridge made out of glass when I

literally just said I'm scared of heights.

She just doesn't listen when I tell her

stuff. I have to tell— it took her like a

year to finally— I don't even know if she

actually understands it, that I get motion

sickness. I don't like moving. I don't

like roller coasters. I don't like mopeds.

Don't like speedboats. I don't like

anything where you move very quickly.

I don't like bungee jumping, I don't like

skydiving, I don't like paragliding or

parachuting. I don't want to do any of

that stuff. It's not fun, it's scary. I

feel sick, I feel like I'm gonna vomit.

I want to stay still,

stationary. I don't want to move.

I don't get any kind of feeling of fun.

The motorbike was scary. Some of the roads

were really steep hills, and then you had

to do like a sharp turn on the hill.

Imagine if she just dropped the motorbike

and my leg got crushed. I have to go to

Japan in a few weeks. I don't want to do

anything that's unnecessarily risky and

break my leg. If I broke my leg or

something, oh my God, I'd be stuck here in

a hospital. I really hope Revolut actually

insures— pays for my insurance.

Revolut says it has like £10 million of

medical insurance, but does it really? It

better have in case something happens.

I'm already bankrupt. I can't pay for

medical stuff. It would actually just

financially break me if I had to pay to

break my leg for the treatment.

Why don't you suggest doing something you

enjoy with it? I don't enjoy doing

anything. I don't want to do anything, to

be honest. I want to— I

don't know, I don't enjoy doing anything,

that's the problem. I like going to nice

places and then going to a restaurant,

having a nice meal, walk around a nice

place. Nice places are very hard to find

in Bangkok. Everywhere's just shit.

Everywhere's just loud and full of people

and full of noise pollution and traffic.

Very hard to find a place where it's nice

and quiet and just have a nice walk. Very

hard. This is not Japan.

In Japan, anywhere you go is like a nice

place to walk around.

I don't really want to go anywhere, to be

honest. I'm broke. I got no money.

My YouTube barely makes anything anymore.

I pay my mum £500 a month.

I gotta pay this tax penalty that's coming

soon. I don't know how much the tax

penalty is gonna be. It could

be 50%. I had to pay £14,000 tax.

50% of £14K is £7K. All I have

left is £7K.

Best-case scenario is 50% and I lose

everything. Worst-case scenario, it's like

70%. I don't think it'll be 100%. The

maximum penalty is if you doctored

documents and Photoshopped bank statements

and you're uncooperative and you refuse to

show them stuff. I didn't do that. I've

been very cooperative. I show them

everything they asked for. So I don't

think they can give me the maximum

penalty, but I did kind of mess

up my tax return to get a lower tax

amount. So that's pretty bad. So maybe

they'll give me like 70%, I don't know. I

think my cooperativeness would help reduce

the total penalty, but it's still gonna be

like 50%, I reckon. I don't know how I'm

gonna pay it. I'm gonna have no money left

unless my mum can lend me more money.

So I'm kind of freaking out about how I'm

gonna pay this penalty.

Maybe they'll let me do monthly payments.

But the thing is, I don't understand about

monthly payments because they'll give you

a deadline. If you don't pay it by the

deadline, you start building up interest.

If I'm paying monthly, obviously I'm not

gonna pay it by the deadline. So if I

choose to pay monthly, am I gonna be hit

by the interest? Because if

that's the case, then I might as well just

pay it all up front, sell my stocks, pay

everything up front.

I got my credit card, but I can't

pay my tax with the credit card. So I

don't know how my credit card can help me.

It can help me to pay for my trip in

Japan, I guess. But I can't use it to take

cash out. I gotta phone the bank to get a

new PIN code because my mum burnt my PIN

code without telling it to me. Why didn't

she tell me the PIN code? Didn't she

think? Like, if you burn the letter and

you haven't told me the PIN code,

obviously I don't know the PIN code. How

am I gonna use my stupid credit card?

She's put it in the fireplace and burnt

it. Now I've got to phone

this stupid bank and get them to send me a

new PIN code. Why can't the bank just tell

me it over the phone or something? Or send

me an email? No, it will send a stupid

physical letter to my address that takes 2

weeks. Oh my god.

There's a button on the website, it says

Request PIN code reminder, but then when I

press it, it says error, please phone this

number. Stupid website.

Useless idiot. Everyone's so stupid.

Stupid bank.

Oh God, so angry at everything.

I messaged my sister a week ago about the

Putin interview and she didn't reply. So

I'm not going to go to a wedding if you're

going to be like that. She didn't come to

my wedding. Where was she when I had my

wedding in Japan? I've been waiting 3

years to get back to Japan. Now I can

finally go and now I'll go back for a

wedding where I'll just probably stand in

the corner having a mental breakdown

because there's 100 people Don't know any

of them. What am I

going to do at a wedding? Just going to

stand there in the corner having a panic

attack. You know, I actually nearly had a

panic attack in 2022 when we went to

Malaysia and my family organized a big

get-together where there was like 100 of

my relatives, uncles, aunties,

nieces, nephews, and all their children,

and I just sat at the table. There was no

internet. I didn't have my phone.

I mean, I didn't have data and internet in

Malaysia because I didn't buy a SIM card,

so I had no internet. I just sat at the

table like this.

I just stared at the table, fiddling with

my chopsticks. We had food, so I was kind

of safe eating my food, but then I got

full up, so I had to eat very slowly so it

looked like I was doing something instead

of just sitting there looking like a

statue. No one came up to me to talk to

me. I sat next

to some cousin. I didn't even know who he

was. Who the hell are you? My cousin's

kid? I don't know who the hell you are.

Hell are you? Don't even know who half

these people are. And all just like

laughing and talking. Oh my God,

I just sat there frozen. It was so bad.

I picked up a piece of tissue and I just

folded it over and over and over until I

couldn't fold it anymore. I folded it into

a triangle and then I folded it again and

then I folded it again and I was just

sitting there folding this tiny triangle

piece of tissue the entire time. Like some

kind of lunatic. It was the worst

thing I ever had to do. You don't

get it. My Malaysian side of the family is

massive because half of them are Muslim.

My Muslim auntie has like 100 grandkids,

and then her kids— she's got like 10 kids.

Her 10 kids all got grandkids, 5 grandkids

each.

It's like a bazillion of them.

I'm not being scammed, it is the tax

people because everything they say is

reflected in my tax account.

You didn't have games on your phone?

Imagine I just sit there at the family

get-together playing Candy Crush on my

phone. No one talks to me because they're

like scared of me. The only person who

talked to me was— oh yeah, one uncle. My

uncle who lives in Singapore came over to

me, tried to talk to me. Trying to talk to

me is like trying to get blood out of a

stone. There's literally

nothing to talk to me about apart from,

how's Japan? Oh, you're going to Japan

again? And I say, yes, I am going to Japan

again. All they can think of is, uh,

Daniel likes Japan. I'll ask him about

Japan. But I got nothing to

say about Japan. Yeah, Japan is very nice.

Japan is very nice this time of year.

I don't know what to say about Japan.

It's like Yeah, it's Japan. It's nice.

So what?

I like Japan. What else is there to say

about it? They try

and ask me what are my plans for Japan. I

just say, I don't know, I'm gonna go sit

in a hotel room and moan, probably do a

livestream. Probably do like a livestream

about why it sucks in Japan. That's what

I'm gonna do. I'm gonna buy some Japanese

food and eat it.

What else do you do in Japan? I've already

done everything in Japan.

I'm gonna go meet Blood Bucket, maybe.

I might meet this other viewer who's got a

car. They said we can do a car trip and I

can vlog it.

I don't know, I don't really have grand

plans for Japan. I've already done

everything. Oh, I'm gonna climb Mount

Fuji. Yeah, right.

Would you say you're socially awkward?

Well, yeah, I've been saying it for the

last 7 years, but some people think I'm

faking it, saying that I'm lying about

having anxiety just because I'm able to

meet women. Yeah, I can meet women, but

I'm still anxious when I meet them. It's

not like I become alpha Chad socializer

when I'm meeting a woman. I just sit there

in silence mostly, and then

I rely on them to make the conversation

move.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to stay at a guest

house because I'm broke. No more £1,000 a

month apartments. That's it.

I mean, that's why my channel's called

Hiding in My Room. I don't know why

people— I don't know why I got 100,000

subs and all they do is complain about how

my channel is boring because I don't leave

my room. You literally signed up to a

channel called Hiding in My Room. What did

you expect? Idiots. And now my channel's

dead because they realize, oh, all he does

is sit in his room. Duh, look at

the channel name, Genius. All I get now

is 4K views, 2K views sometimes.

At least you're not in debt. I am. I'm— I

owe my mum £5,500. I made

£550 this month on YouTube. As soon as I

get it, I'm gonna give it to my mum, and

then I've got £50 left over. I'm screwed.

I paid my rent yesterday, so I don't have

to pay any more rent anymore in Thailand.

That's it, I'm done. Next month I'll be in

Japan. She better not ask me for rent for

next month because I'm not paying next

month. I'm not even here. I already paid

for this month.

Were you aware your stepdad started his

channel in 2007? Yeah, I know,

but he doesn't know how to get views. He

just posts like random clips of him

playing guitar and at the bar or

something. That's not how you get views

unless you're like talented

genius guitarists.

People came to see the marriage drama.

Yeah, I got all my YouTube growth

basically because of the marriage.

But that's not normal. My life is not

usually like that. He's not my

stepdad. He's not married to my mum.

Problem is you're hiding in your room

doing nothing. I don't know what to do.

What am I supposed to do? Like start a

global empire? We're gonna take over the

world in my room. What do you want me to

do? I play video games and I cook food

and I exercise.

I just have a normal life. I go to the

supermarket, I buy food, I come home, I

watch Netflix. What do you want

me to do? I don't get it.

People say I do nothing. That's why it's

boring. What, what do you want me to do?

I went to Thai school, I went traveling

around Thailand. So that not doing

something? Met my girlfriend's

family, met Ice Poseidon.

I don't understand what you're complaining

about.

You want me to do something insane? Like

what?

I can't be bothered to do anything.

That's the problem.

I practice the art of doing nothing.

We didn't see it? Well, I'm not gonna vlog

my girlfriend's family and put them on

YouTube.

My girlfriend would just be upset if I did

that, and then her family would be like,

why is Daniel filming everything? Is he a

I don't know what to do that you guys

would find interesting. That's the

And I don't feel comfortable filming

people. I was going to film on the beach,

But the beach was just full of bikini

women and butt cheeks and breasts, and I

felt kind of awkward filming there. I

thought I was going to get in trouble if

someone saw me filming. They'd be like,

excuse me, delete that. They think

I'm like a creep filming on the beach.

Oh, the beach was like torture because

it's full of almost naked women. I

couldn't stop staring at all the butt

cheeks.

Some of the girls were pretty hot on the

beach. I saw this one woman.

She has such nice buttocks, like so round

and big with a little waist. My eyes

were like drawn to it like a magnet.

I don't know if people could see my eyes

under the sunglasses.

But then you also got to see all the

weird-looking fat white men with orange

suntans.

So yeah, I had a terrible time. The boat

ride was an improvement over the

speedboat. They had speedboats and the

normal slow boat. I took the speedboat in

Phuket and it was probably the worst

experience I've ever had in my life.

When you go to Phuket, they've got all

these speedboat tours that take you to

different islands. I really don't

recommend going on them unless you enjoy

sitting on a speedboat for like 40 minutes

being tossed up and down with salty water

being sprayed in your face. I felt like I

was gonna puke. We got to the island. I

refused to get off the boat because I felt

like I was going to be sick. I felt so

miserable. I didn't even want to get off

and actually look around the island

because it was just massive

swarms of Chinese people taking selfies

and yelling. I just sat on the boat,

me and my girlfriend sitting on the boat

looking like we just had PTSD from It

was like the Normandy beach landings. We

got PTSD and shell shock. I was just

sitting on the boat like,

please take me home. Oh my god,

I don't know how they did the Normandy

beach landings. Imagine having to do that

and then being under gunfire and shells—

shelled by the Germans. I think I'd

just die. I'd rather just die. Just shell

me, please. Put me out of my misery. I

felt so sick.

God, I'd rather just be shot if

I was on the Normandy Beach landings.

I saw Saving Private Ryan. They all puked.

They were like puking in the boats, and

then they got off the boat and then they

got shot. I'd rather

just refuse to join the army and get

jailed. What even is the point?

As soon as you land on the beach, you're

gonna get shot. I'd rather just be in

jail. I'd take my chances in jail. The

problem is, back in World War I and II, I

think they shot you if you refused to join

the army. I think if you fled, they just

shot you in the back to make you an

example.

I'd rather just be shot by firing squad,

I guess, than get blown up by a shell.

The worst thing is you get blown up by a

shell and you survive, but your guts are

all coming out. Do you see that guy in

Saving Private Ryan? He got shelled and

his arm got blown off, and he's like

walking around holding his arm. He picked

I don't want to go to war.

They're all crying on Twitter now because

stupid Navalny got assassinated or

something. Obviously he was gonna get

killed. What'd you expect? You don't just

mouth off to Putin without there being

con— what'd you expect was gonna happen?

Obviously he was never gonna see the light

of day. Why would Putin ever let him free?

Obviously he was a dead man walking.

What did they expect, like, oh, Navalny's

gonna save Russia and become the new

leader and dethrone Putin? Come on, wake

up, idiots. Obviously Navalny was

a CIA spy placed by CIA to

try and destabilize the government there,

and then he failed.

More blood on America's

hand.

Yeah, I saw the Putin interview. It was

boring. He just went on and on about

stupid Ukraine history. Let me tell you

about the Ukraine history. It started in

1080 AD.

With Prince Salazar of Prussia. I don't

know, who the fuck cares?

Let me tell you why there is conflict

in Europe. It all started in 1066 when

William the Conqueror invaded the UK and

defeated King Harold's armies at the

Battle of Hastings. It's so funny.

Are you gonna be in Osaka mostly? Well,

currently I'm planning to be in Shikoku.

Why does everything have a cock in it?

Bangkok, Shikoku. God, it's like I'm

drawn to cocks or something.

Yeah, I'm gonna go to Shikoku for a bit.

See what that's like. I heard the seaside

is exquisitely beautiful.

Maybe I'll get a bicycle and do some

biking,

and then I'll look for a guest house. I

might stay with Blood Bucket if she's

still offering either Maybe

I'll like stay in a guest house or stay at

Bloodbuckets' place.

I could tent. I could camp in the garden.

Her garden. And then I could— I'm thinking

of getting a tent. I'll get an extension

cord and plug it into her house and then

trail it out of the window. I don't know

how big her garden is. She said she's got

a garden and I can camp in it. I'll get

quite a nice tent, not a tiny tent. Get

like a pretty big tent, and then I'll

just like set up my stream in the tent and

do 24/7 stream of me living in the tent,

and then plug it into the extension cord

so I have unlimited power, and then just

do non-stop stream in the tent. And then

maybe walk around the neighborhood, get

food. Don't know if I can cook in the

tent. Maybe get a gas stove and then do

some yakiniku.

I want to get, you know, like a metal

grill, not a fry pan, like a

metal mesh that you put the meat in and

then you hold it above the flame. So you

got flame-grilled food. If I get fry pan,

frying pan, that's boring.

Spoke to your ex-wife. Surprised she even

texted back. Really? Are you just

trolling? She was down to meet in Osaka.

Told her I was from USA.

No, she didn't. She would never agree to

meet with like random viewers because

they're all trolls and weirdos.

Why did you give up on exercising? I

didn't. I exercised yesterday. Can't you

see my bulging biceps?

Where did you hear that lie? What, that

the CIA— the C— why is it so hard to say

that? The CIA planted Navalny? Because

they did. Wait, am I streaming? It says

OBS disconnected.

Testing, testing. Navalny? Because they

did. Testing.

Reconnection successful.

Show your legs. My legs look like

toothpicks. I didn't do anything for my

legs. At one point I was working out

really hard at the beginning of last year.

I went to the gym every week and I spent

hours in the gym. Pumping the weights

until my arms couldn't move anymore. And

my biceps were actually getting bigger

than my legs. It looked funny. My

girlfriend was begging me to stop because

she doesn't like muscles. I was getting

big. My muscles— I was being able to lift.

I could lift the 15 kg and do like 5

bicep reps on the 15 kg. I was just in

the gym for hours. My biceps and my

shoulders were getting ripped. But then I

got sick and I couldn't do anything for

weeks. Had to stop. And then I went to

Japan. I kind of lost the willpower.

I tried to keep it up in Japan. I went to

gyms in Japan, but I just— I couldn't

with all the biking and stuff happening.

Yeah, Asian girls don't like muscles.

They always think Being ripped is gross

and too much muscles. She didn't like it.

She said my muscles were getting really

big and weird looking.

But I was standing in the mirror, in front

of the mirror, like flexing in the

elevator, thinking, wow, I'm actually

getting big. I can't

be bothered now. It takes too much time.

You gotta be down in the gym for hours

every week. Not every day, every few days

a week. I just sat in a gym. I started

at 15 kg, did a couple reps, then moved

down to 10 kg, did the bulk of it with 10

kg, and then I had to move down to like 8

kg, 5 kg until I just— I couldn't even

lift a pencil by the time I was done.

Even 5 kg I couldn't do. My arms were just

dead. And then I went back up to the room,

ate a load of protein. Did that for

a few months. Ah,

but it's boring just sitting in the gym

for hours and hours. I hate it when

there's a hot girl in the gym and she's

stretching, you're trying not to look,

and she's got that skin-tight

yoga pants on. She's like flexing in front

of you. Don't like that.

Just makes me horny.

Because you want to look, but you don't

want to seem like a creep, so you try not

to look. But then you can see her