GOOD news everyone -)

Disgusting.

Disgusting.

Hello, hello, hello.

This is still here from my birthday.

Jesus, I need to clean.

Good news, everybody.

Very good news.

Wow, it's been nearly 2

months since my birthday.

Well, it's been a month since I did the

birthday stream and then accidentally

deleted it. Seems like such a

long time ago.

I've got those bubbles. Look, I still got

the bubbles here. The soap dried up.

Good use of money.

Why did I delete the recent stream on

YouTube? Because it

got very, very low views and it's

embarrassing. I think it only had about 6

or 7K views. If I left it up, maybe it

would be at 9K now, but I don't really

want to leave streams up unless something

really amazing happened, which is never.

It was just a boring stream, you know,

just me sitting there going on and

on. The stream I'm about to do tonight is

going to be exactly the same, so it's not

really anything— there was no value lost

from deleting it in my opinion. But I

got so many donations, Jesus Christ. I got

like $150 in donations from that one

stream. YouTube donations, the amount

of donations I get on YouTube is nuts.

Very generous people.

I was gonna do a PC stream, but I don't

know, I just don't feel very pretty.

I feel like It's very stressful streaming

from the computer compared to just

streaming from my phone. It's more

relaxed. It's weird the way all this stuff

has like a psychological effect.

Why do these people keep going on about

this Unreal Man? The Unreal Man whole

channel is all about bashing guys who are

single and lonely. What does that tell you

about him as a person?

Tells you that he's a loser who takes

pleasure in bashing guys who are feeling

down. That's just pathetic.

It's a sad person who needs to get a life.

He obviously seems to watch a lot of guys

like me who are single, who have like

incel vibes. And then he dedicates

his YouTube time to making videos bashing

us. So it feels

like his nerves were touched,

like he finds it relatable and he hates

guys like us because he relates to us.

I just feel like it's a lot of projecting

going on, which is very sad.

The only reason he— his whole channel is

completely obsessed with people like me

and single guys and people like that,

Just James, is because he probably relates

to it. That's why he finds it so

interesting, or that's why he

feels the need to give his opinion on it.

It's just very disturbing. It's like one

of those channels where, you know, you get

like those channels where the whole

channel is about bashing interracial

couples. It's just really creepy that

they obviously have some kind of personal

issue with it. That's why they do it. If

you didn't care less about interracial

couples or incel vibe guys, you wouldn't

make a whole channel dedicated to bashing

them, would you? It's just weird.

I don't really feel like he gets to me. I

haven't even watched any of his videos. I

just skimmed through his channel video

titles and it's all the same kind of

nonsense.

I'm just saying, it's just really pathetic

behavior.

Yeah, some of us guys, we have

difficulties getting girlfriends and we

like to talk about it. So what? Leave us

alone. Why are you whining about us

whining about it?

For some reason, a Taiwanese girl started

messaging me. Strange. I wonder why.

Isn't she married now?

How many kids do you have now?

What if she replies, she says she's got

like 4 kids now? Last— remember 2 years

ago I made that video, my crush has had a

baby? That was 2 years ago now. That was

her, the Taiwanese girl I was talking

about. She got married to an English guy

and had a baby. All of a sudden she just

randomly messaged me today. I don't know

why. Maybe she saw my new video. I don't

know if she follows my channel, but it

seems like my new video brought a lot of

people back to the channel. That was a

good title. I was skimming through

the comment section. You know when you

look at the comment section, you click on

the person's name and you can see how many

comments they've left on the channel? I

clicked on so many people's names on the

comment section and the last comment they

left was like from a video 2 months ago.

So they haven't been commenting on my

recent stuff, probably because they

haven't been watching it. So it seems like

I succeeded in bringing some of the

viewers back with that video. I don't know

why people love that stuff so much. It's

just like me moaning. I don't really want

to moan all the time, but it seems like

moaning gets views. So I guess I'm

just going to have to moan and moan and

moan and moan for the rest of my life.

You know, you just know if I make a video,

it says like, great news, guys, or I'm so

happy, guys. No one's gonna watch it,

get rubbish views. Remember I made that

video called 5 Things I'm Grateful For in

Life and it got like 5K views?

She said she still has just one baby.

Looks like hard work.

I got baby ducks now.

If I send her the video, it's gonna slow

down my internet.

I'll just take a picture.

Where's that picture?

I could just tell her to look at my

Instagram. 11 baby ducks.

I need to put the baby dicks.

Do you think the Taiwanese girl was

divorced? Imagine she got divorced and

she's like, Daniel, I still like you,

I'm divorced now, and then I have to look

after her baby. I don't know, if I got sex

with her finally, then I wouldn't mind

like being a stepdad. So it's not like I

can have my own kids. I think my sperm's

dead. No,

I don't think so, because then she would

lose her spouse visa, wouldn't she? She'd

have to go back to Taiwan. Might crack

open a beer tonight.

Maybe she had an argument with her

Cuck her husband. I wonder what her

husband looks like. I wonder if he's like

fat and got a beard, or if he's like nerdy

and skinny.

I wouldn't go to Taiwan now because I feel

worried that China's going to invade or

something. People said they wouldn't

invade because America would stick

up for China— I mean Taiwan. I don't know,

I don't really want to get involved with

Chinese companies. I mean, countries.

It is so weird, my new video.

People in the comments are saying stuff

like, welcome back to YouTube, I missed

your videos, as if I had been not

uploading. But it's obvious the algorithm

hasn't been telling them about my new

videos and they thought I stopped or took

a break. The algorithm is so shit. I hate

the algorithm so much. You just have to—

you have to game the algorithm. If you

don't put any effort into gaming the

algorithm and you just think, oh, my

viewers will watch, they won't.

I feel like I did a pretty good job gaming

the algorithm this time. That's why I got

a good ranking on my video.

My new video got more views. Oh my God,

it got more views than the Why I Regret

Getting Divorced video. It's way ahead.

Look how high up it is on number 1. It's

500 views above the previous one. I had no

idea it would do that well. Remember, I

was really excited about my Regret Getting

Divorced video getting number 1. This one

has done even better,

and it's not about relationships or

marriage. So I found another topic that

people are interested in. I guess it's

like losing money. Guess where I got the

title? No one even noticed where I got

that title from. I stole it from a

different channel. You remember

McJuggerNuggets? He has a second channel

called Jesse Ridgeway. His latest video

was the same title and his channel was

kind of dead. He had like 100K subs, but

he was getting like 5K views every time.

And then his last upload was I Am

Financially Ruined and that one got 30K

for him. So that's like

5 times, 5 times more views than

he usually got. So I thought, wow, if

Jesse's audience and his dead channel are

willing to watch his financially ruined

video 5 times more than his usual stuff,

maybe my audience would also watch it 5

times more than my usual view count. I

don't know, that means I'd have— that

means that video would get like 50-60k,

which I don't think it would, but it's

doing really well so far in the algorithm

ranks— rankings.

It's doing really well. There's 7.6K

views already.

Way better than my other ones. Like, my

job video got 5.8K in this time frame.

Uh, looking for a girlfriend video only

got 4.4K.

So yeah, this one's doing really well.

Very happy with it.

It's got good watch time too,

good engagement, and look at all the

likes. 550 likes and only 100 dislikes.

It's pretty good. Yeah,

pretty good. It just kind of came out of

nowhere. I was stressing out all week

thinking, oh my God, I gotta make a video,

I gotta make a video, what should I make?

And then I was just scrolling through

YouTube and I saw For some reason, I

decided to check out Angry Grandpa, and

then I, I, I got taken

to McJuggerNuggets channel because they're

all linked together, and I ended up on

Jesse Ridgeway's channel. Apparently he's

saying he sold StoryFire for a loss. I

don't know if all that's fake or whatever,

but he does like similar kind of content

to me. It's all like clickbait fake stuff.

Exaggerated stuff, but his is more like

acting, I guess, like acting outrage

stuff. Maybe I

should take note. Why did I delete the

livestream? Because it was boring and it

only got 6K views,

and I looked like I wasn't very nice to

my mum when she barged in. I was a bit

annoyed I

didn't know what to do because I wanted

her to leave, but if I told her to go

away, then I sound really rude and people

would be like, Daniel's so rude to his

mum.

Am I coming to London? I don't know.

I don't have anyone to meet. I don't know

if this Japanese girl's serious. Maybe I

should ask her for her address, see if

she's actually serious. Say, can you give

me your address? I'll come on Friday. I

don't know, I feel kind of lazy.

Now, the girl I was planning on meeting

too hasn't replied to me, hasn't messaged

me in like 2 weeks now, so I don't know

what's going on with her.

So it kind of sucks. I don't actually have

any girls to meet. I had like 3 who wanted

to meet in London in the beginning of this

year, and they said, yeah, yes, let's meet

after lockdown. And now lockdown's

finished, and where are they?

I don't know. It's very irritating.

I don't know if it's because of some weird

thing I said during a stream freaks them

out, scared them off. They changed

their mind. They found a guy already. I

mean, anything could have happened,

but as of right now, no one wants to meet.

Which is so irritating.

Is that what you want to do with your

life, spending all your years chasing

girls? No, I want to get a girlfriend who

doesn't leave me so I don't have to chase

girls. I don't want to chase girls. It's a

pain in the ass. I just want to meet a

nice girl who I like, who likes me, who

wants to be with me. Not someone who's

wasting my time and messing me around like

Mina did. And then I just want to

have a stable life and then plan and do

stuff together.

But it's difficult because my YouTube

content My YouTube channel kind of

requires me to make myself look like a

freak and a failure to get views, which

doesn't really help the whole trying to

find a girlfriend thing. I get views by

exaggerating my failures and exaggerating

my creepiness and weirdness. I don't get

views for being a normal person. That's

not why my channel grew. Like, I'm the

bloody sex doll STD guy.

People want weird stuff, but then girls

see it and they think it's actually real

or true. They don't see that I'm

exaggerating. I didn't actually get an STD

from a sex doll. It's just a joke.

But yeah, kind of shot myself in my foot.

With my content. If I wanted to attract

girls, it's not the kind of content you

want to be making.

So yeah, I'm fucked.

And to be honest, I think I'd rather have

views really than girls,

because not getting views just makes me so

depressed. And then not having a girl,

well, that's kind of sad too, but I can

just jerk off and watch porn. I'd rather

have the attention and the views on

YouTube, I think.

So I hope you appreciate my sacrifice,

my sacrification.

You know what, I'll just make a bunch of

money off YouTube and go to Thailand when

it's open. Fuck my brains out. Who needs a

girlfriend? They don't appreciate my

artwork. They don't ex— they don't

appreciate my craft.

Wow, wow, nearly dropped

Cheers guys, I got number 1.

Whoa, fucking stupid fucking mirror,

why does it keep moving?

I thought I spilled my beer.

What happened to Sasha? I don't know, she

seems like she has cold feet now. She's

saying stuff like, uh, now that I've

thought about it, I'm worried about

getting doxxed. I mean, you doxxed

yourself. Why did you put your Instagram

name in the chat?

So I don't know, she seems really paranoid

so I don't think that's going to happen.

Apparently some guy messaged her warning

her about me having STDs, which is really

annoying. I'm pretty sure I don't

have an STD. And yeah,

some STDs can be asymptomatic, but think

about it. I've had, what, 3 sexual

partners in the last year? There was that

German girl, there was Mila, and there was

Pia. And then Chihiro,

if you count beginning of January. So I

had 4 sex partners since last year.

All did it unprotected. So if

I had an STD, wouldn't they all have

it too? Wouldn't they?

So the fact that none of them messaged me

saying, Daniel, I've got something wrong

with my pussy, You should get checks

because I think you might have it too. If

none of them message me warning me,

saying something, and I've got no

symptoms, so they've obviously got no

symptoms, I think it's a good sign that I

probably don't have anything. Unless we're

all asymptomatic, or unless they didn't

message me about it and kept it a secret.

So I don't really think I have an STD.

I could take a test, but the HIV test is a

pain in the backside. You get those little

prick things, you're gonna make yourself

bleed to do a blood test. I tried it

before and I could never get enough blood

out. I could only fill the vial like

halfway until my blood dries up and clots.

Otherwise I would do it. It's also a bit

expensive, it's like 200 and £50 for the

full home test kit. Can't they find a

better way to test for HIV?

And then if I— I don't know,

I get worried. What if I am positive and

I've given HIV to like 20 girls? Then what

do I do? No, I don't have it.

Yeah, I think I would have known if I've

gotten HIV by now. It's been ages.

It's been like a year and a half since I

had sex with Chihiro. It's been like 5

months since I had sex with Mina. It's

been a year since the German girl, and

then a couple months since Pia. And no

one's messaged me saying, Daniel, I think

we have something. So I think that's a

good sign I'm clear. How much sex do

people think I'm having that they think

I have an STD?

What do you mean, why do I fake my

earnings?

Why do you fake your YouTube earnings?

When did I fake it? Now don't start saying

to me, but in February you said you earned

this much, and then in March you said you

earned this much. It goes up and down.

I don't earn the same amount every month.

I earned a different amount of money every

month. Some months are bad, some months

Let's not start with the whole he's lying

about how much money he has stupid dumb

logic. Money is

not a fixed number, it goes up and down,

it moves. Jesus Christ.

I barely made anything, uh,

in February, January, and March because

this stupid Tim Schofield strike. I

couldn't stream. I only made like $500 a

month. I was so depressed.

In February, I made like $480.

That's the lowest I've made since my

channel blew up. And then March was a bit

better, something like 580,

600. Then I got my streaming back. It's

nearly— I nearly got it back up to 1,000

so it'll be good. And my new video should

make a nice bit. What made your channel

blow up? Why I Have No Friends viral,

and my Japan videos, Life in Japan.

Look, this person says in the comments,

your mistake was stopping YouTube. I never

stopped YouTube. Why does he think I

stopped? I know, because bloody YouTube is

not telling my subs when I make a new

video. Yeah, my new video is doing really

well. I haven't had a video do this well

since last year, probably.

It's way ahead of my Why I Regret Getting

Divorced video. It's at 7.7K.

Why I Regret Getting Divorced is at 7.1K.

In this time frame. Look,

it's such a simple title,

and well, it's a bit exaggerated.

I mean, I'm not completely broke. I didn't

lose everything. I just lost like 20K,

which is like £35,000, but that's not all

my money.

But it's okay, a little bit of

Exaggerating never hurt anyone,

and I did lose a lot of money, so it's

not a complete lie like the job stuff.

Can't wait to see how much money it makes.

Maybe we'll get good CPM because it's

about money and finance and stocks.

That's back to my theory that I had last

year. So I clickbait people into clicking

it. And then I trick the algorithm into

thinking it's a video about stocks, which

it is. And then they give me high CPM and

I get high views because people like the

drama from me being broke. It's a good

idea. If I just put my stock journey or

my stocks, people won't care because most

people think stocks are boring. But if I

put I'm broke, everyone's like, oh my God,

Daniel's going to be homeless again.

Make another one about how you got effed

in the crypto crash today. I actually put

$1,000 on Bitcoin at $36,000.

I should have put it on when it was at

$31,000. I can't believe it dropped so low

and I was too scared to step in. I only

stepped back in when I saw it going back

up. Bitcoin's now at $39K.

So I've got a nice,

um, I've got

a nice— get lost, stupid thing.

Hate it when it keeps asking you to rate

the app. I'm gonna rate it 1 star for

pissing me off.

Yeah, I'm up $20. I was actually up $60.

A few hours ago, so that's a nice couple

percentage gains. If it gets back up to

50k, wow, how much is that?

If I put 1,000 in now and then Bitcoin

goes from 39k,

that's like a 25% gain. Oh my God,

that's huge.

And Bitcoin fluctuates that much so

easily. It goes like $50K down to $40K,

back up to $55K.

If you buy in now at $39K and

it gets back to $50K, that's a 30% gain.

That's pretty nice. I might put in

more. I actually sold my whole ARK Invest

Because ARK Invest is just not going

anywhere. I sold it at a loss of $500

and I just put all that into Bitcoin,

which I think Bitcoin has more of an

upside than ARK Invest has. Bitcoin's

going to bounce back up and get you like a

30% gain. ARK Invest

is going to be dead in the water for

months, I think.

But then I'm a bit worried this is gonna

bounce at $40K and then crash back down to

like $28K and then not get back up.

I don't know. You're supposed to buy more

ARK when it's down. Yeah, but I'm just fed

up with ARK now. I bought ARK in January

and it's just been down 30% for me for

like 5 months. I'm sick of seeing ARK on

my portfolio.

If I can get a quick 30% gain on my

$1,000 Bitcoin bet, I could make back the

money I lost on my ARK Invest.

I think that was the big crash in crypto

before the epic bull run begins in summer.

What do you think?

Well, anyway, I think $37K is quite a nice

entry point.

People have been buying Bitcoin at around

$40K 8K and 50K.

We'll see, I guess. That's the problem,

it's so hard to tell if you

bought the dip or you just caught a

falling knife and it's just going to crash

more.

Very tricky.

I also put $1,000 on Tesla at around $550.

So hopefully I can get a little 10 or

20% gain tomorrow.

Hopefully tomorrow NASDAQ rallies, I can

make a couple hundred easy peasy.

Remember my beef jerky? I'm getting

nostalgia from the beef jerky.

It feels like it was ages ago when I got

it. I'm in a good mood recently.

Do you know why? Because no one's come

over to the house for a week now, I think.

Yeah, it's been about a week and no one's

come over and I feel great. I feel like

the source of all my depression and

unhappiness is mainly because people

coming over.

Remember I did the beef jerky dinner

because I couldn't go downstairs?

When will I bring back Discord? I don't

think I will. It's just annoying.

Always annoying people keep joining it.

What's Chihiro's Discord like now? Is it

still crazy?

All the weirdos join it. No one normal

joins it.

And then people just constantly try and

troll me all the time.

I keep harassing other members, sending

them my nudes.

Yeah, it's all the same people who just

I guess it makes sense because I am a

troll. I attract trolls, but you're not

supposed to troll me or troll each other.

We're supposed to troll who I'm trolling

together. They're doing it wrong.

They're supposed to help me troll people

like Chris Broad. Not supposed to troll

She has no mods. I thought Mishi was mod.

Has she disabled images yet? Otherwise

it's just going to be nonstop naked

pictures of me. Maybe she likes them.

Maybe it turns her on.

Would I like a nicer community? Well,

yeah, I'd like a community who doesn't

insult me all the time and troll me.

That'd be nice.

But my last video, people are a lot nicer.

Just a few people going, haha, you're so

dumb, you thought you could do stocks.

The hate comments have reduced a lot.

Even the number of dislikes are a lot

lower. So the hate watchers have probably

gone bored now.

Maybe I can just forget about making

content catered towards hate watchers and

focus back on people who are nice.

But baiting the haters into watching was

so profitable. Because there were so many

of them. Just making topics designed

to bait them into hate watching it was how

I got like 40-50k views all the time.

But I feel like they're not really there

Maybe I can just go back to being normal

in videos.

Instead of being all defensive,

because I just feel like I was under

constant attack 2019, 2020.

It's just funny the ferocity of which

people hate me.

Wow, text-to-speech is so slow on the

phone. Why did you say

you hated KenTen? I don't think I ever

I don't really like him or dislike him.

Wow, my camera lens is dirty.

It's just weird. It's like I've triggered

people on such a personal level.

The insults they use against me are so

personal. It's not just, you suck,

you dumbass, you know, they're like really

personal insults.

I think these people are a bit crazy.

Can't get text-to-speech to work.

Wait,

that's weird. Let me try.

I don't think any of these people

insulting me are actually normal people.

They're just a bunch of weirdos.

They make me look sane.

Can you imagine if I make you look sane

when you're the one who hates me so much?

Imagine looking crazier than I do.

Okay, let me try again.

Oh, it's so buggy.

I don't

know, stupid phone.

Why can't the Streamlabs app just work?

Oh,

it's working.

This is a test bit alert. I don't know why

it's so delayed. Oh, look, now it's

It takes such a long time for her to start

She didn't even talk.

I wish I had a laptop because then

I could have the laptop here and then I

would set the webcam on a tripod and put

it here. But then I need a mic as well.

It's a bit of a pain. Ah,

I don't know how to do it.

And then

the people who get really upset with me,

they always use the same insults like,

you're a narcissist, you cheated.

Uh, you only think of yourself. Yeah, so?

And if you don't like it, no one's forcing

you to be here.

It's not

my problem. You can leave

if you want to leave. But they don't

leave. They keep coming back year after

year. Really weird.

This is good jerky.

Delicious.

At least you're honest about it.

Um, yeah. I don't

really see the point in trying to deny it

because yeah, I do talk about myself a lot

and I'm very self-centered.

You gotta take care of number one.

I thought you were out of beer. No, I've

got a whole box of it. Look, I've got one

box and a half. I still got loads.

Beer. I don't think I'd get San Miguel

again. It's not that great.

I think I'd prefer something a bit darker.

Why'd you say beeru like that?

That's how you say it in Japanese.

You know, some weird argument I was having

with myself was,

you know how some people complain when you

say manga and they, they're like, it's

actually pronounced manga, not manga?

Don't you just hate that? Yeah, it's a

Japanese word, but when you're speaking in

English, you pronounce Japanese words in

an English way. Like, you pronounce Tokyo

or Kyoto or sushi. You don't pronounce it

in the Japanese way.

And then in English— I mean, when you

speak in Japanese You pronounce English

words in the Japanese way. You don't just

whip out fluent English pronunciation when

you're speaking a Japanese sentence. I

think it's manga, not manga.

That's how you'd pronounce it in English

if it's M-A-N-G-A.

You don't say, I'm going to Kyoto

tomorrow. That just sounds gay.

Oh, it's so buggy tonight. I can't get the

bloody donation thing to work. Hold on,

why doesn't

I'm pressing play. What have I

Oh, there it is. That's an old one.

Say Kubota.

Kubota.

I am Paul SG Tree. Hello Paul,

welcome. My Streamlabs

is bugging, it's not playing the

text-to-speech.

I wonder why. Oh, now it's just randomly

playing the old ones.

Where does Chihiro work? Why would I tell

you where she works? Are you stupid?

As if I'm gonna dox her workplace.

Why did you say you hated Kentent and then

randomly started saying he is nice?

I barely even know who Kentent is. Which

What moisturizer do I use? I use my sweat

and oils. Natural.

Why did you say you hated Kentent?

Why does it keep playing the same one?

Why do It

keeps playing the same one over and over.

Why did you say you hate— that's

so weird. What if I delete it and put it

Why did you say you hated Kentent and then

randomly said he was nice? Which is

it? No, stop it.

I can't get it to work.

Uh, hold on, I'm gonna restart

the app. I'm gonna close the app and

restart it. Why did you say you hated

Kentent and then randomly started saying

he is nice?

Which is it? Wait, is it still

there?

I can't get rid of it. Why did you say you

hated Kentent and then randomly said he

was nice? Which is it? It's so broken,

I can't even close down Streamlabs.

Why did you say— why does it keep playing?

And then randomly started Ah,

I can't even close the app for some

reason. You go into app tray, close it,

and it's still open. It's at the top.

Why do you fake your YouTube earnings?

Why is it playing all of them?

Oh, this is so much easier from the

I don't know how to fix this.

Such a weird bug. It's like it's not

playing the donations when it comes in.

Whatever.

Maybe I need a new phone. Do you think

it's my phone? Because my phone's old.

Daniel, you drink too much recently.

Yeah, it's just when I stream I have a

drink. Oh, I just dropped it.

I probably need to restart my phone and

then restart the whole app, but I can't be

bothered.

Because if I don't have something to drink

or nibble on during the stream, I feel a

Video quality is superb. Is it good?

Let me check my new video. It's doing

well.

You can't be bothered doing anything

because if I restart the whole stream,

then everyone's gonna leave and not come

back. Oh my God,

my new video! It's got 600 views

more than the previous one. 7.8 versus

7.2.

What was

that sound?

Um, okay, should I try and restart the

But if I restart, you have to promise to

I don't get it, why won't it work?

No, your content is not clickable anymore.

More like update to your old audience

rather than getting viral vids. I gave up

trying to get viral vids. I'm just trying

to get my audience to click on it now.

I put my viral vids on my second channel

now because it has more of a chance. If I

had an idea for a viral video, I wouldn't

put it on my main channel. I put it on

Chef Daniel. That's why Chef Daniel

gets like 20, 50K viewed videos.

My Resident Evil 8 video has 21,000

views. Can you believe it? Look at that,

21.6K.

That's pretty good.

I can't make the donation work. I don't

know what's wrong.

Now it's playing the sound. This is a test

BitAlert, but it's not showing the little

thing.

Okay, I'm gonna have to restart the whole

thing. This is alcoholic.

It's so delayed.

Ah, why can't the Twitch app just do this

without needing stupid Streamlabs? Okay,

give me 2 minutes. Alcoholic. Shut up.