My experience with the Coronavirus in South Korea

No people.

There's no people.

Hello and welcome back to my bedroom. I'm

back home in England. I arrived yesterday

and I decided to leave because I was

getting a bit scared of the you-know-what

spreading around. There were 2 main

reasons why I wanted to go to Korea in the

first place, and that was to meet people

and go on lots of dates. And my two

friends from America, they left Korea,

and it was getting very hard to meet

people and go on dates because no one

wanted to meet up. No one wanted to go

outside unless it was completely

necessary. Then even when girls agreed to

go on a date with me, they would wear that

stupid face mask, which made it very

difficult to understand what they were

saying because they would sound really

muffled. And then I couldn't do my moves

because how am I supposed to kiss someone

when they're wearing a stupid face mask?

And then people kept asking me why wasn't

I wearing a mask in the comment section,

and that's because the masks don't

actually help. Everyone seems to be

brainwashed into thinking that if they

wear a face mask, then they're safe from

catching anything, which is just a load of

rubbish. Any medical professional will

tell you that the masks are completely

ineffective. You need a proper mask that's

sealed tightly to your face and has a

respirator that can filter out tiny

particles to stop the particles from going

into your lungs. And you need goggles as

well because the virus can actually get

into your eyes and infect you that way.

So those silly little flimsy masks that

everyone's so desperate to get their hands

on are completely useless. They're only

any good if you actually have the virus

because it will stop you from coughing all

over the place and spreading it that way.

But if you have it, then you really

shouldn't be outside in the first place

anyway. So the reason why I decided to

leave Korea and come back home to England

was because I didn't really want to get

trapped in Korea if things started to get

even worse and the airport started closing

down and I didn't have any friends and

nobody wanted to meet up. It really didn't

sound too appealing to be stuck in Korea

in that kind of situation. And I kept

thinking to myself, why am I risking my

life staying in this country when I have

no friends? My only friends have left. I

find— I'm finding it difficult to get

dates, and even the dates I go on, they

just reject me or they unmatch me or they

don't even want to meet up a second time.

I have nothing else to do in this country.

Might as well leave. So I left and I'm

back home in my bedroom. And it's so nice

to be back home. I was, I was going crazy

being stuck in that tiny little Korean

Airbnb, which was about the same size as

my bedroom. And now I'm in this massive

house back in my parents' house, and I've

got this huge garden. I've got my gaming

computer in the background. I've got my

favorite knife. I've got my Xbox

controller. I've got a kitchen downstairs

that has everything: an oven, a toaster,

a grill, knives, and a frying pan. So yes,

I am pretty happy to be back home. It's

strange being back home so quickly because

I only just left this place about 2 months

ago after I came back for Christmas. Now

I'm back here already and it's only— it's

only the beginning of March. But I'm very

glad to be home because I didn't really

want to leave in the first place. I

actually wanted to stay longer, but I got

dragged back to Japan straight after

Christmas. Now that I'm a free single man

again, I can go anywhere I want to and do

anything I want to. The atmosphere in

Korea shortly before I left was very

strange. There was this very heavy,

dark, tense kind of atmosphere everywhere

you went because of the virus spreading.

Everywhere was kind of deserted. I went on

a date with this Japanese girl on Friday

night, last Friday evening, and there were

just not many people around. We went to a

shopping mall and it was kind of empty.

We went to a cafe and it was completely

deserted. We were the only people there,

and I thought the date went pretty well.

I mean, I talked a lot, I asked her

questions. She even said she was going to

introduce me to her friend and that she

would contact me again, we could hang out

again. And then I got home, checked

Tinder, and she unmatched me. Couldn't

believe it. I've never been unmatched

after a date before. I felt so insulted.

And then when I got onto the aeroplane,

it was completely empty. Well, not

completely, but it felt like it was almost

empty. There were hardly any people.

There were so many empty seats. I had 2

empty seats next to me so I could just lie

down. It was actually the best plane trip

that I've ever had. I just lay down, fell

asleep. It was great. Those idiots who

wasted their money in business class could

have just gotten the same thing for

economy price if they just chose economy.

Anyway, now that I've gotten the boring

explanation bit over, yes, I'm back home

in England. Korea was a bit of a failure

as a trip. I don't know, was it really a

failure? I got— I did accomplish

a few of the things that I set out to do.

Went on a few dates, met some people, had

some fun. I just didn't really feel like

there was any point in staying any longer,

so I think I made the right decision in

leaving. I need to get my bedroom sorted

out. Whilst I was away, this mountain of

junk suddenly appeared, and look

what I have! Dun da da da!

I finally got my 100,000 subscriber

YouTube reward award plaque thingamajig.

Hiding in my room for passing presented to

hiding in my room for passing 100,000

subscribers. YouTube. Yes,

I'm very happy with this. And look, it

came in a box. I'll show you the box.

Unfortunately, I didn't get un un un.

Honey, you better change it. Let me see.

Is it new? Wow. Give me your old one.

It's plastic. Yeah, like £10.

Give me one. Give me £20. Oh no,

then I don't have any £20. I've got one.

What you got here?

60,000 won. In the airport? I did.

What did you buy? Bought a sandwich.

Yeah, why don't you use all this one?

You should use for this. It's not much,

it's about— finally bought the— £40, I

think it's £40 maybe. Oh my goodness,

so much money! My YouTube reward award.

She doesn't care. What was I saying? Oh

yeah, unfortunately I wasn't able to unbox

it myself because at the time I think I

was in Japan or Korea and my mum opened

it. But this is what they sent to me. Oh

no, my address Please don't dox me.

So there's the black box, black box there,

and then they give you this card.

Recognize your team.

And little packet of something.

Congratulations on your subscriber

milestone. We are honored to take part in

recognizing your achievement and want your

experience to be exceptional. This award

was inspected and packaged with great care

by Rick. Oh, thank you, Rick. If your

award was damaged during shipping, or if

you have any questions, blah blah blah.

And there's also a letter from Susan.

You've just done something that very few

YouTube creators accomplish. You had an

astonishing 100,000 people subscribe to

your channel. Yeah, well, where are my

100,000 subscribers now? My videos barely

even get over 20k views most of the time.

So I'm sorry if I don't sound too over the

moon for achieving 100K subs when most of

them don't even watch anymore. Thank you

very much. Sometimes I just get annoyed

seeing that I have 100,000 subscribers and

then most of them don't even watch my

channel anymore. It just feels kind of

insulting. Anyway, I guess moaning about

it isn't gonna bring them back or make

them start watching again, so I guess I'll

just shut up and say thank you very much

for my 100K subs award, guys. Couldn't

have done it without you. I was so worried

when I got to the airport because the day

before when I was doing a livestream, I

accidentally leaked my flight details. So

stupid of me. I was trying to show

messages that my mum sent me and I forgot

that I sent her a message telling her the

time of my arrival and people were leaking

my flight number and my arrival time.

Fortunately, no one showed up, which was

great. And I took a taxi back home. It was

a little bit awkward. In the beginning, I

did talk to the taxi driver a little bit.

He was a friendly, nice guy, but he kept

telling me random things. He would say

things like, did you know there were—

there are 6.5 million cars on the roads at

all times? Um, no, I didn't know that.

Good, good info to know, I guess. Oh,

Mrs. BMO! Hello! People wanted to

see you. How have you

been?

Mm-hmm,

that's fascinating. Did you miss me?

Did you miss me?

My best friend, Mrs. Mimo.

The weather is a bit gloomy, cloudy and

rainy, but I like it. I don't like it when

it's sunny because it is too bright and it

makes my eyes hurt. How about you, Mrs.

Mimo? Do you like the rain?

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

meow meow. Anyway, I think that's enough

for today's video. I'll tell you what my

plans are for for the upcoming months in

the next video because this video is 100%

getting demonetized because I talked about

this stupid virus. It was a bit surprising

when I landed at Heathrow Airport because

they didn't do any kind of checks or

examinations to make sure we didn't bring

anything into the country. I mean, we all

came from South Korea and we— any one of

us, we could have been at the city called

Daegu, which was where, you know, those

religious people were spreading it. I

don't know, maybe they were doing secret

thermal camera checks from behind a screen

scanning us, but I didn't see any cameras

with the thermal imaging, and they didn't

even ask us any questions or take our

temperature or do any kind of inspection.

They just scanned our passports and let us

go out of the airport. I'm pretty sure I

don't have the virus. I feel— I feel fine.

I don't have a fever or anything, don't

even have a cough, so hopefully I'm not a

super spreader. Super spreader Daniel back

from South Korea. Watch out, England.