My first sexual experience

Hey, and welcome back to another video

where I answer questions that nobody

really asked. Uh, what are we talking

about today? Okay, so today we're going to

be talking about how I lost my virginity.

Now, if you're not really interested in

this topic or sexually related stories,

then why did you click on the video, you

dumb dumb? So this is what happened. It

all started back in the lovely year of

2010. My online girlfriend of 2 years had

just dumped me for some Czech Republic

guy, and I was feeling pretty depressed.

Pretty— I wasn't in a good state of mind.

And after a few weeks in this state of

depression, I started going back onto

online dating sites, and I found this new

girlfriend. She was also from Japan, and

we got on pretty well. She seemed very

interested in me, and I was very

interested in her. She lived in Osaka,

and the next year I decided to go to Osaka

and meet her. For the first time ever,

also my first time ever in Japan. At the

time, I was working in this office, the

same company as my dad's, and I wasn't

having a good time. There was this

irritating guy who was actually very

similar to the irritating guy at work that

I'm working at now, and I just couldn't

stand this guy. He was just so irritating,

the way he spoke, the way he talked to me.

I just couldn't stand it, and I ended up

quitting after 5 months. The boss asked

me, Daniel, are you having problems? Are

happy here. And then he said, well, in

that case, I'm afraid we won't be able to

continue your contract working with us.

And I was like, fine, I'm going to Japan.

I don't need you. So I booked my ticket.

I went online, ebookers.com, great place

to find value tickets and low, low prices.

I bought my ticket and I went to Japan in

February 2010. Met this girl online and

then I met her in real life and we went—

she lived in Osaka, so I had to go to

Osaka as well. And we planned to have this

trip to Tokyo Disneyland and Disneyland

Sea over Valentine's,

was it? Yeah, so romantic of us. So we

went to Tokyo on the plane, we went to

Osaka International Airport, then we got

on a domestic flight up to Tokyo Haneda

Airport. And she did all the planning,

she bought all the tickets, booked all the

hotel. I didn't really do anything. I

mean, what was I supposed to do? I had no

idea how to book a domestic holiday in

Japan. So she did all the planning, and

then we had a nice day in Disneyland. It

was okay, I guess. I'm not really a fan of

Disney, and I'm not a fan of theme parks

or going on roller coasters. I can't stand

roller coasters and attraction rides and

stuff like that. But they had nice food.

They had curry-flavored popcorn. That was

good. So after about a day messing around

in Disneyland, We went back to the hotel,

and I wasn't really sure what to expect.

We had never really spoken about having

sex. We never really spoke about things

like past relationships or sexual relation

or sexual stories, stuff like that. We

never really— it never really entered into

our conversations. Well, it turns out she,

she had had one boyfriend before, but They

never had sex, and I had never had a

girlfriend before, so we both had never

had sex. We were both clueless about the

whole thing, which is not ideal. And it

was so bad. It was terrible. It was such a

disaster. Obviously, at that time I knew

how sex works because I had watched porn

before, but she kept trying— she was

really shy and she wasn't very comfortable

with letting me do what the man is

supposed to do in those situations. She

would keep preventing me from— I

don't know how to say this without

sounding really vulgar. I didn't know what

was going— I didn't know what I was doing

wrong. Look, I couldn't get it in, okay?

That's, that's how— that's the easiest way

of saying it. It wouldn't go in. I didn't

know why. Maybe she wasn't lubricated

enough. Maybe she wasn't really feeling

like in the mood. Maybe she was too

nervous. Maybe because she had never done

it before. She was too, um, I don't know

how else to put this, tight down there,

but it wasn't working. It wasn't working

out. Alright, I forgot about the bit when

we had to buy condoms. Yeah, we didn't

prepare properly. We had to buy condoms at

1 AM in the morning, so she kind of made

me go and buy them. I guess that's like

the man's duty. I had never bought condoms

before. I never bought them in Japan

before, and it was really embarrassing and

awkward. So I went into this convenience

store and I bought like a box of condoms.

And then it's really strange in Japan,

the cashier looks really like awkward and

nervous. He puts it into like a tiny

little black, uh, privacy bag, like a

special bag for condoms. And it was really

awkward. And, uh, yeah, I got those and

then I walked out. I put my wallet into my

jacket pocket and I don't know what

happened, but The next day in the morning,

I couldn't find the wallet. I must have

dropped it. I dropped my wallet whilst

buying condoms in Tokyo, okay? But luckily

someone picked it up and handed it into

the police station, and I had my

ex-girlfriend's contact details in my

wallet, so the police were able to phone

her and send the wallet all the way from

Tokyo back to Osaka. Can you believe that?

Just someone found my wallet on the floor

and handed it in. They didn't take

anything. Everything was still in the

wallet. All the money, all the cash, my

debit cards, my, um, driver's— not the

driver's license, the provisional driver's

license, my national insurance card,

everything was in there. If this was

London, it would be gone. You'd never see

it again. Okay, so that was the wallet and

the condoms. Back to the awkwardness in

the hotel room. After a few hours of

trying and nothing really happening, it

just wasn't working out. We kind of gave

up and just went to sleep. It was so—

what's the word? Disappointing,

unsatisfying. It just felt like,

oh, my life is over. We had like one

chance tonight and we blew it. It was just

so frustrating how it wasn't working out.

Like everything that we tried, it just

wouldn't go in. We did actually try a few

more times in her house. Still, we

couldn't do it. I didn't know what we were

doing wrong. We had no experience, no idea

what to do. She wasn't really willing. It

was like she had some kind of resistance

inside of her that she didn't really 100%

want to do it. I'm not sure why. Maybe she

wasn't that attracted to me. The

relationship wasn't really going well. We

were arguing a lot. She was crying a lot.

When we was on the flight back to Osaka

from Tokyo DisneySea, she started crying

in the plane. She said Oh, I had to do all

the planning. I had to book all the hotels

and the plane. You didn't do anything.

You were just like moping around and not

really enjoying Disneyland, which is true.

I wasn't really that interested in

Disneyland. You know, I'm not, I'm not a

10-year-old. It's so embarrassing. You

know, there's nothing more embarrassing

than sitting on an aeroplane full of

strangers and then your girlfriend just

starts crying next to you really loudly

and you're like, please stop crying. I'm

really sorry, I won't do it again. I

promise I'll take more responsibility next

time. So yeah, after a

few weeks we broke up. Well, we didn't

really— I don't know how— it wasn't really

a breakup. It was more like she just

blocked me on Facebook and social media

and stopped replying to my messages. So I

guess she broke up with me. You know, it

really stings when someone does that to

you. If you want to break up, at least

have the guts to say We should break up,

it's not working out. Don't just block

someone on Facebook and stop replying to

their messages. It's such a shitty thing

to do. But I guess it turned out well

in the end because I'm not really the kind

of guy who initiates the breakup. I don't

really feel like saying, let's break up,

and ruin everything. I'd just end up

staying in a relationship that I'm not

really happy with. Until the girl once

says, let's break up, to me. So yeah,

that was my little story on how I didn't

lose my virginity. It was just such— it

was such a disappointment. It's probably

the most disappointing and frustrating

events in my life so far, one up there

in the top 10. All that buildup of tension

and anticipation, and it was just so

anticlimactic, you know, such a letdown.