dont watch testing

Testing, testing.

I think it's

working.

Testing.

Something wrong. With the USB port,

stupid thing. I have to like wiggle it

around in the port to get it to connect.

Oh, stupid mic. Rode can't

even make a USB port that works.

Idiots. Rode can't even make a USB

So as you can hear, I'm still freaking

sick. Oh,

so this is what I'm going to sound like

for the rest of the stream.

So irritating getting sick.

Why does it take so damn long to get

better?

I'm gonna take this, uh, what's it called?

Dextromethorphan

and bromhexine.

Uh, I got sick like this last year,

remember? After I came back home from

Malaysia, I was coughing for like a month.

I can't be coughing when I go to Japan.

They're gonna think I've got COVID.

I'll enter Japan. They'll be like, so do

you have any symptoms of COVID And then

I'll be like, no.

And they'll be like, if you're lying,

you're going to get fined ¥10,000. I'm not

Oh my God. If it takes a month to get

better. Do you remember last year? Wasn't

I sick for like a month and coughing?

It feels exactly like what I got in

Malaysia. I mean, after I came back from

Malaysia. How long did it take until my

voice came back? I think it was a few

weeks, and I was still coughing after

weeks as well. Get some hot

tea and lemon. I've tried everything.

Nothing works.

Inhaling steam helps a little bit,

but then she puts on the aircon and then

it dries out the air again.

How do I get sick when I never go outside?

Oh, thank you. Hey Daddy, when will you

let us pay to suck your pee pee? Uh, how

much are you willing to pay?

$500 for a sucky sucky suck.

Wow, the timer is really ticking. A few

streams ago it was like 800 hours to go.

Now we've only got 400 hours to go.

Then next week it's going to be like 300

hours, 200 hours.

Could be too much aircon. Yeah, why is she

putting the aircon on when she knows I'm

sick? Not very considerate of her,

is it?

Your channel is dead. Uh, actually,

I got 300,000 views last month, so I don't

know how that's dead.

You mean the OG viewers are dead? Yeah,

sure, whatever, screw them.

But guess what? There's more than Uh,

30K OG viewers that exist on YouTube.

Yeah, there's like a billion users on

YouTube. I don't need the stupid

30K view— viewers that

used to watch a couple years ago. Plenty

more fish in the sea.

No offense to the OGs here.

Thanks very much. But yeah, the OG

viewership is pretty much dead. What would

you do if the Australian guy's willy was

dangling in front of you? Cut it

Yeah, I kind of accept it now. Yeah, the

channel's dead. There's no point arguing

about it. It's pretty obvious.

I still get like 10K views on a simple

vlog. Like the last weekend

trip vlog has nearly 11K, so maybe there's

still some left. But I think the whole

drama crowd have moved on.

I think they would come back if there was

actually something interesting that

happens. Probably like 20K would come

back. But I just don't have anything.

So what can I do? Make stuff up?

Nah, I can't be bothered.

I'm not very creative, if you haven't

noticed already. If I could just easily

make stuff up, I'd be doing that already.

I mean, if I was going to make stuff up,

I would make stuff up about something

else, like why the Steam Deck sucks.

Why would I make stuff up about some

fictional love life that would barely get

any views when I just make stuff up about

something else? Like, oh, my problem

with PewDiePie. I do make stuff up. It's

just I'd rather make stuff up about

something else.

I don't think the channel is going to be

as interesting as it used to be, mainly

because I don't feel the need to and I

don't have the desire anymore,

and I found easier ways of getting views

that doesn't involve my

personal life.

So yeah, maybe this is the end.

112K subs is impressive. Well, it's only

impressive if they actually watch. It's

not impressive when none of them watch. I

mean, is Sam Pepper's channel impressive?

2 million subs.

I'm not impressed.

I feel so sick. I feel so drained.

I didn't think my, my voice would, would

be so weak. I thought I could still talk a

little bit. But I'm already struggling.

It's been like 10 minutes. Oh my God.

Here we go. 8 hours. It's been a week.

Last stream was on Friday. My voice is

still suffering.

The weird thing about being sick is kind

of like being drunk. You feel so

lightheaded.

I feel like I'm in this dream state, not

fully awake.

Who's the girl in the thumbnail? You don't

recognize Mila? Wow, did people just

forget about Mila?

Most beautiful girl ever dated.

That was probably when I peaked in life.

Peak viewers, peak girlfriend, peak

income.

No, I already talked about that last time.

I don't want to get demonetized.

Come on, some action. What kind

of action do you want?

Was that pic in Rotterdam? It was in The

Hague. We went to The Hague,

the beach.

Don't know why. I think we were just

bored. We had a nice burger

and chips on the beach. We nearly walked

off without paying. It was weird. You just

go on the beach, there's all these sofas

set up on the beach. You sit down, the

waiter comes over, but then you can just

so easily just walk off after you finish

eating. We had to look for the waiter to

pay. I was very tempted to just walk

off. You can't believe the price

of the burger. It was like $30 for

the meal. Burger and chips, some drinks,

a salad. $30. What a ripoff.

Netherlands is so expensive. It's a joke.

Am I still planning to do cycling streams?

I don't know, I just feel like it's not

going to get many views.

Maybe if I get really bored and I feel

like doing it,

but I know it's not going to do well.

I don't think Japan's going to provide any

content. I don't really

know how I can— I don't

know how I can get anything out of Japan

content-wise unless Chihiro gets back with

me or I get like a new Japanese wife

or something.

But if I got a Japanese wife, I just don't

think I'd do the same as what I did last

time. Like completely vlogging everything

again. I'd keep my apartment secret and I

won't show her face. So unfortunately,

because of negative experiences in the

past, I don't think I'm going to do what I

did before, which is what made it

entertaining, I guess. But I want a nice,

peaceful life. I don't want to get stupid

trolls trying to dox me and stuff. Trying

to ruin my relationship. I don't want to

let these trolls ruin my life again.

Rather just have a boring life, but then I

can focus on other things like video game

reviews.

Sorry if that's boring. But I

get a nice peaceful life without fighting,

so I think that's more important.

So I was hating life with J-Hero. It was

not fun.

It's like constant battle against the

viewers and my wife. It was stressful.

I'm not going to Japan for content. I'm

going to Japan because I like Japan.

That's what I'd be doing anyway. So don't

get it confused.

I don't do stuff for content anymore. I

just live my life.

You want to get back with Chihiro? Yeah,

only for content.

Otherwise, I'd just rather get a new woman

who's younger, doesn't spy on me.

I am really jealous of foreigners who just

get to live in Japan without any

obligations like relationships.

But I mean, how common is that? You've

either got obligations with work,

school, or marriage. No one gets a free

lunch unless you've put in the work and

you've been in Japan for over 10 years,

and now you get to enjoy Um,

the privilege of living in Japan without

obligations. That's what I wanted, but I

never wanted to put in the work, so I

don't get to get the cake. I just want to

live in Japan, be single, do what I want

to do. But I'd have to work

for a few years and like work up to

getting citizenship or permanent

residency. I don't have the patience for

that. So I guess the best I can do

is 6 months at a time tourist visa.

Maybe they'll legalize gay marriage at

some point. I just marry the gay guy.

Jairo, you might think I was crazy for

messing up the marriage thing, but I

didn't want to be married. I want to be

single and be on Tinder and go on dates

and like smash 10 Japanese girls every

week. Being married is just so boring.

You always get bored being single. Yeah,

I know. I'll start saying, oh, being

single is boring. I miss cuddling and

watching Netflix. And then when I'm not

single, I'll say, oh, being in a

relationship is boring. I miss the

excitement of chasing women.

I do kind of miss it. Like that excitement

of, oh, what if I say this? She might like

me. It's like testing out my skills

chatting to women.

I think I have improved my game. So my

thing I'm doing now is my new battle

strategy is I'm going to say my dad died.

I inherited a lot of money and I invested

it. No more lying about being an artist.

That's stupid. I think that would be quite

impressive to a lot of women. They'll

think that's cool. So I can explain why

I'm able to travel and not have to work.

Just say, oh, I invested in safe

index funds, high-yield bonds. I don't

make a lot, but I can live this lifestyle.

I think that's cool. I'll say I inherited

like $100K from my dad.

What if I say I inherited the house and I

sold it? I can say anything, basically.

What are they gonna do? Think I'm a liar?

Learn from Ice? Ice was so bad. He was

in Japan for 2 months and what,

he got a BJ from a working woman?

And then he— I think he slept with like

one woman he met off the street.

I got married in like— I found my wife in

the first week of being in Japan. I don't

think there's anything you can learn from

Ice. When it comes to chatting

up Japanese women. Ice was

so bad. He doesn't understand,

like, the dating scene in Japan.

There's a secret, secret trick when it

comes to Japanese women. I think I got

pretty good at it. I think I smashed like

8 different Japanese girls in the space of

2 weeks, and then I got hooked up with

Chihiro.

I'm kind of grateful I got hooked up with

Chihiro because I think I would have

gotten super gonorrhea because nothing was

stopping me. I was on a complete rampage.

I kind of unlocked this secret ability

somehow that I never knew existed within

me. I just kind of became confident.

The idea of going on a date and then just

asking her if you want to go to a hotel

never crossed my mind after 8 years of

trying to date in Japan. That was just

like a crazy thing to me. Then I started

doing it and I had like a 90% success

rate. I think out

of 10 or 12 dates where I just asked if

they want to go to a hotel, I only got

rejected twice and they just said no.

It's so effective. You just say, so do

you want to go to a hotel? Or just say,

do you want to go to a karaoke? And then

follow up with, do you want to go to a

hotel? It's insane how effective it is.

Japanese women will just say yes.

You sound strange today. Yeah, I'm still

sick. I feel so

lightheaded. Talking is not a good idea.

Really, I shouldn't be streaming, but,

you know, it's been a week since I

streamed. I gotta I gotta show

up to work. I can't slack off. This is

what I do. My voice is my moneymaker.

Oh, thanks, Jake. Yo, me and my wife are

going to Hokkaido in April. Come third

wheel on a day trip to Cape Soya, the

northmost point in Japan. Good for

content. Cape Soya? Are you being serious?

Never heard of that. Yeah, sounds fun.

I gotta be more open-minded. I did get

quite a few messages during my time in

Thailand. Guys messaging me to meet up and

sorry, but I ignored all of you who

messaged me because Thailand sucks and

it's so damn hot. But when I'm in Japan,

I gotta be more open-minded.

And get some content going. I think the

reason why my channel became so boring is

because after the Hong Kong guy thing

happened, I became so shut off to the idea

of meeting people, which really— I guess

you guys really want to see people

and new characters and stuff.

I feel so dizzy.

I think this tablet is making me feel

funny. Good thing about dating a

pharmacist is there's medicine everywhere

here. We got antibiotics, we got

corticosteroids, we got flu stuff.

We've got like 5 different types of

antibiotics here. And she knows

so much about medicine. It's crazy. She

seems— she seems like a dumb person. It's

so weird because she seems really dumb,

but then she's so clever with medicine.

Obviously, she got a master's degree in

pharmacy stuff.

I don't know why talking gives me a

headache. It's just blowing air out my

throat, but it's like making me

lightheaded. She seems so

dim, but then she's so clever with all

these medicinal terms and names.

She can barely string a sentence together,

but then she knows words like dextromer

Methorphine. I notice all the

corticosteroids end in -ide, I think,

or -ine. And then all the antibiotics end

in, I think, -ine.

I-N-E. No, -in, like penicillin

was the OG antibiotic. And then there's

But none of these medicines are working.

They don't do anything. I've been taking

antibiotics for the last 2 days, hoping

that it's going to speed up my recovery.

Because I can't be sick when I go to

Japan. It's gonna look so suspicious,

like I've got COVID.

Maybe I do have COVID. I don't know. I

should take a COVID test.

The coughing is so bad during the day.

It's not too bad, but then during the

night it gets really bad. I can't stop

coughing. It's like this dry cough when

I'm trying to fall asleep. I'm just

coughing nonstop.

It's so dumb. Why does the body make me

cough when I'm trying to fall asleep?

What are you trying to do?

Just let me fall asleep. Nothing is

happening with the coughing because

nothing comes up when I'm sleeping.

It just seems so pointless. And then I

wake up and I'm nearly drowning on mucus

because I haven't been coughing. So I

cough it all up again. Do I take vitamin

C? Yeah, I got these vitamin C

supplements, 1,000 mg.

Antibiotics won't do anything for a cold,

flu. I thought a cold is— a cold,

a virus? Yeah, why is she making me take

antibiotics when that won't

do anything to a virus? Is common

cold a virus?

I'm pretty sure the common cold is a

virus, not bacteria.

Maybe it's a viral thing.

Well, then taking antibiotics is not

really gonna help, is it?

I'm not sure what kind of medicine would

be good to take to make it recover

faster.

I think I need some kind of mucus-reducing

thing that helps loosen it up.

Oh, thanks, Jeff.

Have you talked to your girlfriend about

what she is going to do and how she will

support herself after you leave to Japan?

No, I told her I'll be back in a few

weeks. Amoxicillin. That's what she gave

me a few days ago. Didn't help.

No, we haven't really discussed it.

She said after this month, her money

problems will be finished. How convenient.

So I think she could support herself.

I got this throat spray. See if

this works.

I need to get cough mixture. This is

reminding me of last year when I got sick.

I asked my mum if we had cough mixture,

and then she was like, why don't you look

in the fridge? Oh, why don't you open the

fridge and look with your eyes? And then

we had a big argument.

She's such a bitch.

Oh, thanks, Mum. Thanks for showing some

concern.

Never talk to my mum again. I hate her.

She's so horrible.

Now that the taste— it has a similar

taste. We did have cough mixture in the

fridge. It's like this gloopy syrup and it

tastes like that. And now it reminds me of

that fight we had. Period? I thought she's

menopause. How is she so— have like period

rage? That flu

is everywhere in Asia. Yeah, I saw Jake

and Bake. He's in Thailand now and he also

And then if I buy my own stuff, she'll

call me stupid. Why didn't you ask me?

We've got some in the fridge. Why didn't

you ask me? Because when I ask you,

you shout at me.

Can't win.

You ask, you get shouted. You buy your

own, you get shouted. Nothing you can do

is the right option.

I think a humidifier would be good because

I did boil some hot water and I breathed

in the steam. It did stop me coughing for

a bit. A humidifier. I remember Chihiro

used to have breathing problems as well.

She had asthma, so we could never have the

aircon on overnight.

I never realized why. She used to have a

humidifier as well.

I think a humidifier could help.

Are you still gay? No, not today. Maybe

next week. The gay baiting doesn't really

work anymore.

I think when I get back to Japan, the

views will go up a bit and then back down

I'm still being carried by the PewDiePie

video, but I'm a bit scared of it. I'm

getting death threats. They're now—

they're now reaching out to me by email

to, like, insult me because I turned the

comments off. I got an angry email.

They're so dumb.

I can't believe how stupid they are.

But I'm getting a bit worried because the

video is getting a lot of views. What if I

actually get attacked in Japan because

they recognize my face?

And one person said, if I ever see your

ass in Japan, I'm gonna beat You into

sashimi. Probably some stupid American,

the way he speaks.

Okay. Threatening physical violence over a

video. Yep. Sounds American.

That's why your society is going down the

toilet. You see someone with an

opinion that you disagree with and your

first instinct is to resort to violence.

Okay. That's why your society's going down

the drain.

American society's scary, though. They

just beat the crap out of each other over

nothing. It's just— I

don't know what it is with Americans. Is

it the food? It's like making them rage

over nothing. They got no cool.

It's like they're being pumped full of

chemicals that induces them into this

animalistic rage.

I think the culture is just toxic in

America compared to

Japan. So different.

As if the UK is any better. It's not much

better. British people are toxic too.

I don't know why people got so butthurt

over my PewDiePie video. I barely said

anything bad. It's just like a warning

that you decide to raise a white kid in

Japan, you're gonna have problems.

And then they all started attacking me.

That's why I disabled the comments. But

now they're searching out my email address

to send hate comments.

They're saying I'm part of the problem why

Japan has like this xenophobic

aspect. How is it my problem? It's not my

fault. I didn't do anything. I'm not even

Japanese. I'm pointing it out and

saying, hey guys, Japan is like this. I'm

not supporting it or doing

anything to make it worse, I don't think.

Yeah, I'm getting hate for the PewDiePie

They're saying I'm part of the problem why

Japan is xenophobic. How?

I don't even live in Japan. I'm not even

Japanese. August Duck made a video

on you. What, again? Don't tell me it's

that video from 2 years ago. I don't care

about old videos. No one makes videos

about me now. August Duck is a moron.

It's just like another Elvis the Alien.

Oh my God, this guy on YouTube has crazy

opinions. His entire

channel is just like crazy people, and

then he reacts to them with the most

mundane, plain Jane takes.

Like, this person is crazy. Why would they

do this? I don't understand why you would

do this. Maybe to get views,

idiot. It's just like a Leafy wannabe.

You notice MoistCr1TiKaL is like a Leafy

wannabe now? He's just like, most insane

man on YouTube. Hey guys, this guy is

the most insane guy on YouTube.

He does X, Y, and Z.

MoistCr1TiKaL is basically just the tame

version of Leafy now. Even his titles are

just like Leafy titles. The most cringe

man on Twitch gets some views though.

Yeah, that's why he's doing it.

But those people need lolcows like me to

get views. People like me didn't exist,

what would they make videos on? There'd be

no crazy people to make videos of. So they

should thank us for paying their salary.

But nope, we just get bashed on and hated.

Do I have accommodation ready in Japan?

Yeah, I already booked my apartment for

the first week and then I'm going to a

guest house the second week. Booked my

rental Wi-Fi. I nearly said wental Wi-Fi.

The iVideo rental Wi-Fi seems pretty good.

A lot of streamers use it.

Everything ready to go. I also filled out

the website account thing where you have

to upload your COVID stuff. That's all

been approved. Why a guest house? You can

afford to live alone. No, I can't. I can't

afford to get an apartment in Japan.

Without a girlfriend. Do you know how

much— do you know how expensive it is to

just get an apartment in Japan? It's like

$1,000 a month.

I can't afford it.

I only make like $1,500.

Yeah, I got $20K, but I don't want to use

my savings. I'd save so much money if I

just stayed at a guest house. I don't

think it'd be so bad. Just mind my

own business. I don't think, you know,

it's been 3 years since I was big stuff on

YouTube. I don't think people would

remember me anymore. I don't even think

I'd get recognized. So my fear of being

recognized, I don't think it's going to

happen. I'm old news.

A lot of people know me, but that was such

a long time ago. I don't think it's the

They might be like, oh, you're that dude

from 4 years ago who used to have beef

with his wife. So what are you up to now?

Nothing. I don't think people care anymore

if they recognize me.

I guess house would be nice, a bit cheap,

do my own cooking. Maybe I can make some

friends. Maybe I can bang someone,

but I'm not gonna stream in the guest

house. Well, maybe I'll do like a guest

house room bedroom stream and

just film like this. Be kind of boring,

but I can just talk about stuff.

Wear this, guys. I don't know if we're

gonna have to wear a face mask in the

guest house. I'm not sure what the face

mask rules are gonna be.

I don't know if I'll get recognized in

public. I'm a bit worried about it because

I want to go on dates and stuff. I don't

want to get recognized,

but I guess we'll be wearing face masks.

So people won't really spot me.

Mmm, I feel so dizzy.

Just talking makes me dizzy.

It's easy to recognize you. I don't know.

Is it maybe

my posture and my body shape is kind of

iconic, especially my hoodie?

Well, that's why I don't want to go to

Tokyo. A lot of foreigners are in Tokyo.

Osaka is not as popular.

I never got recognized in Osaka outside of

immigration, even during my peak.

Aren't you supposed to be resting? Well,

this is like resting. I didn't think

talking would be so taxing.

It is actually quite hard work just to

talk. Well, we got 7

hours to go.

If my girlfriend comes to visit me in

Osaka, that's going to be dangerous.

What am I going to do? Well, Osaka is

definitely better than Tokyo, but where

could I take her?

Kyoto and Nara are huge tourist hotspots.

Well, I could wear a mask and say, you

know, in Japan you got to wear a mask,

even though I have never worn a mask in

Thailand. Dangerous because

we might get recognized.

I don't know what to do. I kind

of want to ditch her because I feel kind

of scared, but then I don't want to ditch

her because I want, I want someone to go

back to after Japan. I think I

can make her wait a few months.

She'll be upset, but what's she gonna do?

Dump me. I think I can make her wait maybe

a month or two and then come. I want to,

I want to finish my— I want to do what I

want to do in Japan and then finish and

then go back to Thailand. I want

to like get Japan out of my system,

soak up the atmosphere, eat the foods,

meet some people, hang out, then, you

know, get bored again and go back to

Thailand. But I need to keep her without

having to ditch her.

It's kind of difficult.

I mean, it's not difficult because she

hasn't found out stuff yet.

But if Chihiro messages me and says,

let's hook up, that could throw a wrench

in the spanner.

So how can I— what's the best way? We need

to brainstorm how I can have my cake and

eat it. We need to strategize.

It was so funny. The last

movie we watched was about a Chinese guy

who falls asleep, has a nightmare, and

then he steals gold from gold artifacts

from the dream, then wakes up and he has

the artifact. He sells it, becomes rich,

and then he uses the money to win this

girl. Win her love. And then she starts

getting suspicious, asking him, how does

he— how does he make his money? Then he

lies about being a screenwriter, so he has

to, like, come up with a movie script.

These movies we're watching makes me feel

kind of nervous.

It's just like me. She must be thinking,

how am I making money?

She— I mean, she thinks I do artwork, but

I've never done any artwork since I came

here. I don't think she believes

I'm making loads of money off the stock

So where would I be making money from?

I'm not making money from anywhere, is

what she would think.

I, Scott Bailey,

What, are they a thing now?

I saw some of her OnlyFans stuff. She's

quite attractive, but I don't like her

personality. I don't like Australian

girls. They're very crude in the way they

speak. I feel like Australian women are

very tomboyish. I don't find it

attractive. The accent puts

me off a lot. I don't know why, but like

native English speaking women really are

unattractive to me. I like

a girl with an accent, with like a foreign

accent. American accent, Australian

accent, especially British accent really

turns me off.

Did I see Ice's boxing match? I saw one

clip where he was getting punched in the

face. Why is Ice so bad at fighting?

The money must be good if he keeps going

back to it. They must be paying him like

This is dull. Well, what do you expect?

Do you want me to like pick up the webcam

and walk out onto the streets of Bangkok?

Well, what do you think's gonna happen?

Chihiro's gonna burst through the door and

we're gonna have sex on my girlfriend's

bed. Why do people expect anything

from the channel?

I don't know why people have this

expectation of me doing this crazy stuff.

Why don't you do touristy things? I've

already done it in the first month or two.

We went to all the Bangkok temples and

markets.

You can, you can do Bangkok in like 2

days. There's barely anything in Bangkok

as a tourist to see.

Tourists in Thailand just do the same

thing. They go to a temple, they go to a

market, they go to a bar.

Maybe they'll go to the nightlife red

light districts. Hannah showed Thailand

recently. Oh, let me guess what she

showed. She showed markets and mountainous

areas.

And a temple.

We went to some caves a couple weeks ago.

That was okay, I guess.

I felt like I was going to die in a car

crash. Had so many near accidents. That

was the worst driving I've ever seen from

her. Her driving got so much worse.

She recently got her car back from the

repair shop. Now I'm scared again.

I think because we had a fight in the

morning and she was very emotional.

Emotional women and driving are not good

combinations. She was so bad. She was just

like, oh my God, I swear she was doing 25

kilometers per hour in the car park,

going down the ramps where you're supposed

to be doing 10 miles per hour in those

places. And she's like, foot on the pedal,

going over the speed bumps like 20, 20

kilometers per hour. I was scared.

Why is she— why does she drive so

aggressively? What did you fight about?

Well, I was typing a comment against this

twat called Chief Wiggum, if you're still

here, who wrote like a big essay on why he

doesn't like my channel anymore. So I was

like typing back to him a rage reply, and

then she came up behind me and I was like,

oh shit, quickly minimized it. She saw me

hide it. And then she asked me, why did

you hide that? What are you doing?

And then she demanded I show what I was

writing. And I said no. And then she was

like, oh my God, you're going to

destroy our relationship because of this.

So I had to quickly explain, oh, I'm just

having a debate about toxic audiences.

And she said, do you have a YouTube

channel? I said no. Said I was

writing on someone else's channel.

And then she was okay with that.

I refused to show her my laptop. Yeah,

stupid Chief Wiggum nearly got me caught.

I don't care if you're gonna stop

watching, just piss off. Don't write a

stupid essay.

I did what I had to do for the channel in

the best way that I could think of.

If you don't like any— like it anymore,

then just get lost.

I don't need to hear it. People are like,

oh, you shouldn't have done drama. Oh,

you killed your channel because of drama.

Bitch, drama is the only thing keeping the

channel alive, you idiot. You think the

channel had anything going for it apart

from drama? There's nothing going

for the channel. If I had something, I

would have gone with that.

You think you're so much more clever than—

where's your channel then? Mr.

YouTube genius.

After people got fed up with the, oh,

this is a weird, strange guy, there was

like nothing to make videos about. Trust

me, I tried. Tried everything.

Nothing interested people.

I tried the, you know, I'm quirky

personality kind of thing. I tried the,

oh, I'm a loser incel. I tried the sex

doll stuff.

And there's just nothing that really stuck

after the initial, the initial first few

videos. I did the best I could.

With what I had to work with.

Unfortunately, what I had to work with was

just not much. It turns out I

just wasn't entertaining enough. At the

end of the day, it boils down to I wasn't

entertaining enough.

I tried my best to be entertaining, but

I'm just not very entertaining, I guess.

I have my moments, but it's far and few

between. You need to be entertaining

nonstop. I'm too boring, I guess.

I was pretty entertaining in 2019 when I

had the drive, but then I fizzled out,

burnt out. Ran out of energy.

You'll get more drama if,

if the girlfriend finds the channel, I

And then I become single again.

And then we're on the hunt for a new

girlfriend again, I guess. And then

secret, keep it a secret again, then get

dumped again. It's the same thing, isn't

it? Hello, hope you're well. Twitch

recommended you. Oh yeah, I forgot I was

on Twitch. Let me check

7 viewers. I forgot to change the

title on Twitch to something good.

What is my don't watch testing? Maybe I'll

change it to,

I don't know,

chatting, whatever.

What's up? Why are you sick? Well, I guess

my girlfriend brought back something.

Either when we went to the market a few

weeks ago, I picked up something or she

brought back something.

I'm surprised I got sick when I just stay

inside all the time. She was sick

a couple weeks ago. She had a bit of a

temperature, but she got over it pretty

quick. Maybe I caught something.

So is there anything to make a video about

recently? Anyone else having kids I can

make a video about? If Chris and Charlotte

announce having a kid, I'm so jumping on

that. My problem with Chris and Charlotte

having a kid in Japan. That title worked

so well. Tech Lead copied me, but he had a

more tame title.

And look, he only got 30K views.

My video got like 5 times more views than

he did because my title was good.

The my problem with title really triggers

people. They're like, oh, why is

it your problem? It's not even your baby.

It's got nothing to do with you. Why don't

you just let them live their lives?

People are so dumb on YouTube. The trick

is finding keywords that really triggers

people. I think I got some gold with that.

My problem with. And also,

do not buy really triggers people.

They're like, who are you to tell me what

I shouldn't buy and should buy? If I want

to buy this game, I'm going to buy it.

Don't tell me what to buy, idiot.

Okay, thanks for the view.

Make a video about Thailand, like food,

why British food is better. Ah, that won't

work, I think, unless I can

think of some actual funny jokes, which I

can't.

What, rage about bacon again?

My dreams of being a comedian. You know,

back then I was actually dreaming of

becoming like a comedian. I wanted to be

like a comedy channel, and I was really

into making jokes, trying to make the

videos funny. But then people started

hating on me instead of laughing, so I

kind of gave up on that. I wanted to be

funny with the whole rage

about bacon and crisps,

and I thought people would find it funny,

but instead they just got mad. So now

I'm like, well, fuck you.

Get mad then. I don't care.

I decided to invest in learning how

to piss people off instead of learning how

to make people laugh. I focus on the how

to piss people off the most.

Being funny is hard. I don't know how to

do it. I think, you know, I had something

That was kind of funny, but it's just

cringe because you got to be like,

I don't know, fake outrage over something

that doesn't really matter.

I found it easier to,

to make contradictory dumb

points that criticize something that

people love. I found that easier than

coming up with witty jokes because I'm not

a very witty person who can

come up with jokes very easily. It's just

easier to say dumb stuff in

a very critical way, judgmental way.

Yeah, being funny is hard. It's hard.

It's easier to just be dumb. I basically,

I capitalize off being dumb. I'm like,

hey guys, this video game is stupid

because I can't use machine guns.

For some reason people take me seriously.

I think because I have a very serious way

of speaking, it catches people off guard.

So I can say dumb stuff in a serious way

and people think I'm being serious, which

works to my advantage.

I focused on being dumb and

stupid and unlikable.

Well, it seems to work, doesn't it?

Everyone hates me, but whatever,

I'll take it if

that's what it takes.

Bring on the hate.

I realized from— I think from 2019, I

realized I'll never have the people's—

I'll never have the people backing me on

my side.

I know this game is rigged against me.

I'll never have a fair chance in the

people's eyes. So what's the point?

People look down on me. They think I'm

pathetic and I'm a loser. It's always been

like that, so screw them.

May you please give a shout out to my

friend Ambatukam Omegut? Uh, thanks

Brandon. Uh, shout out to Ambatukam

Omegut.

What does it mean?

You know, when I started off my YouTube

career, my YouTube channel, I had dreams

of being popular, having a fan base,

being loved. I thought I could find my

people. I felt so misunderstood and alone

in the world. I thought I could share my

quirky, introverted personality on YouTube

and find my people. Have a

voice, be loved.

And I kind of achieved that.

Found a small group of people that I could

relate with, associate with, who liked me.

But still, I got so much hate from a

larger group of people.

Feels sad.

And then, you know, the popular guys who

are good at communicating, who are

charismatic, they just shat on me.

Like Elvis, Abba, and Preach. August the

Duck. Deadwing Dork.

And they just shat on me.

Made me look bad.

Oh, hi, Take Your Sam. Thanks for

But I got like 6 viewers on Twitch. I

cranked up ads to max, like 3-minute ads

every 8 minutes now. Couldn't care less

about Twitch.

I'm currently on the part of Ice's

subathon where he meets that Milky Puff

girl and they think she ditched them.

I don't want spoilers. Did she actually

ditch them? No, don't spoil it.

I don't think she ditched them. I missed

that bit when it was live.

I thought

you said you didn't want any friends. I

don't really care about friends, but I'd

like to find my people. She ditched him?

Really? Why?

She seems like she really hates Ice. She

seems like the kind of girl who would

really hate Ice because Ice is very

confrontational.

If you butt heads with Ice, Ice won't back

She does seem like the kind of girl who

wouldn't get on with Ice.

Some girls just really hate Ice.

I don't get it.

I mean, I mean, he's pretty kind of

annoying in real life. I met him off

stream, so I don't really know what he's

like on stream, but he's pretty kind of

annoying. So he'll just say dumb stuff to

trigger a reaction out of you for content.

He'll find out what triggers you, and then

he'll keep using that to evoke emotion

and a reaction. And then he'll try and

cause conflicts with the snipers. I see

what he's doing. He thinks he's slick.

It's so easy to spot.

I bet Mira's watching. Yeah, I bet she

can't resist me now with my sexy voice.

She's missing out. She could be here with

me in Thailand. Bet she's like banged up

in, in boring Netherlands with some

boring Dutch guy with a boring

cat.

But nope, she could be living the life.

We could have been a YouTube power couple

and she threw it away. We had 800 viewers

watching us just sit here talking.

800 viewers. We could have

been big. What a boring

woman she is. She's like, oh, oh, I don't

want to be in the spotlight. Oh, we're

getting hate. We could have had like 1,000

regular viewers. All you had to do was sit

there and answer questions. But no.

You'd rather go and get a job. Remember

when you had a Discord server and let your

trolls run wild? Yeah,

that was funny. I kind of regret— I tried

shutting it down. Didn't want— I was

really against drama. I really tried hard

to shut the drama down. Like, I refused to

entertain the Pia thing when Pia turned

up. I didn't make any videos about it. I

refused to entertain the Hero Discord

drama. That could have been such great

content. But at the time I was like, oh,

I'm trying to change. I don't want drama

because I want to get Mila or Chihiro

back. Why didn't I take

advantage of it? Could have been

hilarious.

Me and Mila could have been like a YouTube

power couple if she would just Had

some balls. Why was she so upset about

some stupid hate comments? Can you imagine

if she just went with it? The stuff we

could have gotten up to. We could have

made some really fun, funny streams and

stuff. The moment

she stepped back from wanting to be part

of the channel was when it died.

And that's when I should have ended it

with her instead of chasing her. I chose

to chase her and sacrifice the channel.

800 viewers I was getting.

It's not like we were doing anything

interesting then either. Just sat in my

bedroom talking.

I need a girl to come on stream with me

and just chat to the chat.

That's just what the chat wants, isn't it?

Like, oh, are you with Daniel?

Imagine if I had Chihiro back on stream.

I think we'll get the viewers back, like

40K viewers. God.

I would do anything. Even if Hong Kong guy

hits me up and agrees to a livestream, I

would so do a livestream with Hong Kong

guy. Shoot the shit, talk about

the old days. I got

no hate for the Hong Kong guy. I'd be

totally up for it.

Let bygones be bygones.

Thoughts on Gross Gore? Yeah, I am

tracking Gross Gore recently because he's

also a dead streamer who fell off, who has

made some big views recently by being

a cuck, which is kind of interesting. I

could clickbait the same thing, like my

cuck fantasy. I want to get demonetized.

That guy has completely fallen

off the wagon on

the other side. Some people try and make a

comeback and try and maintain their

respect. Then other people just completely

fall off and go the degenerate. Way with

OnlyFans and like complete clickbait.

So Ice hasn't fallen yet to that complete

degen state. I have because I'm

like with the OnlyFans stuff.

Gross Gore also has gone the way of the

degen, like Venus Angelic.

I don't give a shit anymore. I would say

anything. And my reputation

has completely been trashed. I mean,

there's no point trying to pretend

anymore. There's literally no point in me

sitting here and being like, hey guys, I

think this person is kind of nice, but me,

me, me, me, me, me. There's no point.

Trying to save anything anymore.

Big streamers will hold back to save their

self-image because they got something to

lose. I got nothing to lose. I'll just say

my complete unfiltered opinions on

There's no point me being careful with my

words. There's no point in me cracking on

eggshells. I already lost the people who

stuck around because they respected me.

So what am I being careful for? For

nothing. So yeah, I don't give a crap.

I already lost everything.

This is what it looks like when a

YouTuber/streamer has fell off. They don't

have anything to lose anymore. They can

just say whatever the fuck they want to,

which I guess is nice. If you're still

around, you can enjoy my unfiltered, pure

opinions. But most people are not going to

like what I have to say.

Nobody ever respected you? No, I had a lot

of people who liked me back in 2018,

respected me. Who,

who cared about my opinion. I had, I think

for a brief moment of time, maybe even if

it was only a few months, my opinion had

weight and power and people— I

think my opinion had credibility and

people cared about my opinion. And then,

you know, I kind of became a massive troll

and then people thought of me as like a

clown. Then now my opinion is just like

worth nothing. You see,

influencers' power as an influencer,

they've only got power because people

place power on their opinion. Like

MoistCr1TiKaL wields so much power

with his opinion because people respect

him to have a good take. On a

controversial topic because he's had good