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I mean, yeah, it's pretty fucking cheap. £448. Toronto to Heathrow, 7-hour nonstop direct, 11 p.m., arrive at 12 lunchtime London, and then return is 8 a.m. in the morning.

7-hour nonstop.

Pretty good. Have you seen these videos recently of the Tesla robotaxi? A lot of YouTubers have been invited to demo it and make a video. And the videos are so awkward because they got some Tesla guy sitting in the passenger seat to observe things in case anything goes wrong. But they don't talk. Even if the YouTuber says,

hey, how are you? They'll just be like, I'm good. They're not allowed to interact, apparently. It's really weird. I watched this one— have you seen Dave Lee? I do not like Dave Lee. His voice is annoying. It is so hype. It's like, hey guys, today we're going in the robot taxi, and his face is irritating. Like, he

needs to wake up. He looks like he's gonna fall asleep all the time. I don't like the Dave Lee guy. And I watched the other guy called Farzad. He was much better. He tried talking to the Tesla guy in the passenger seat. So awkward.

Why is the guy there though? I mean, if it's supposed to be safe but they need a guy in the passenger seat, it's not very confident, is it,

about the service? I mean, what's he going to do anyway, grab the steering wheel in case the car's going to crash?

I mean, it looks cool, like it actually seems to work well. The autopilot driving, self-driving.

Her libido is insane. How do you know?

Making sure the taxi doesn't become self-aware, starts driving off with the passenger. What do you mean without the passenger?

I just wonder what they're supposed to do because they're not in the driver's seat, so they can't really drive it if something goes wrong.

They can grab the steering wheel and steer it, I guess. I wonder if they had training to grab the steering wheel.

Yeah, 7 hours from Canada is pretty good because it's nearly 11 or 12 hours for me to go to Thailand.

Your right arm is bulked while your left is skin and bone.

No, it's not. It's because the— what, this arm? This arm's closer to the camera. Look. Oh look, now this arm's bigger. Oh wow, it's almost as if things closer to the camera appear bigger. I swear, you people are so stupid sometimes. Like, you don't understand about camera angles and perspective. Oh, look, my left thumb is really big

and my right thumb's really small. Dumbass.

Imagine not understanding camera perspectives.

Obviously this arm's closer to the camera because it's forwards and this one's backwards behind my head. How stupid. Dumbest thing I've ever heard.

I never get— never get— I mean, I always get surprised at how dumb the comments can get.

I mean, you insulted— Daniel insults his viewers. You just fucking insulted me. You insulted me first, and then you crying because I insult you back. Shut the fuck up.

You want to insult people, and then you cry like a little bitch when they insult you back.

Get the fuck out of here.

You were rude. I whacked you back in place. Don't cry about it like a little bitch. Those are the rules. Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

Sit down.

Viewers low today. I just started like 20 minutes ago

and it's early for America, so they won't be up.

Disappointed, no viewed stream. I'll do it tomorrow.

100 subs and I'll do it now.

Go sit in the car. Yeah, maybe, maybe I'll make my car sofa since the neighbors are out.

Could do.

I don't like it when the neighbors are in. I feel like I can't go outside and do car stuff.

No, no, no, no.

Okay,

let's go.

To the Dan Mobile.

Wait, is it?

No. Why does it look zoomed in?

Oh, it's not.

Damn, yesterday freaked me out with the— it logged me out. I couldn't log in. Damn, yesterday. And then my channel disappeared.

I nearly had mental breakdown.

God, I wish I had my own driveway. I don't like sharing. Sharing like a driveway with the whole neighborhood.

Oh, I miss my mum's driveway.

Kick has issues sometimes. Yeah, I guess so. How much I made yesterday? I only made 160 for 11 hours. I thought I made 180.

Channels get 4x4D like they've been banned. Yeah, I got freaked out. Oh my God, am I getting banned?

Oh look, now the weather's getting good when I've just decided not to go out.

I don't know if the internet's gonna reach out here.

Look at all these weeds.

I lost connection. Yeah, seems like when I,

I go too far away from the Wi-Fi box, it loses connection.

Okay, yeah, that looks really nice. Cozy.

That's gonna be so nice to sit in.

It's like a little sofa in the back of the car. Now I've gotta get some new pillows for the sofa. Hold on.

I see you, sorry,

France.

Yeah, yesterday I felt so annoyed that it was a really nice view and it was really nice sitting in the car, but it was so uncomfy.

Did I get the sofa at DFM? I think it's sofasonline.com.

Play games. I did, and then everyone left. You will all leave if I put Rainbow Six on. Why do you keep suggesting stuff that doesn't work and then you wonder why I don't do it? The only exception is coming to Kick. I'll give you that one. You can have that one. You win.

But I wish people would stop suggesting gaming because it doesn't work. People don't want to watch me game. I played Mario Kart last night— 2 nights ago. Lost like 30 viewers until I stopped gaming, then they came back.

I mean, it looks nice out there and it's not too cold, but this stupid wind is ruining it. I don't like the wind.

He sat in the car for 30 seconds and pulled out a weed.

That is content.

People suggested Thailand for years, you refused to listen. Uh, I will do things when I want to, not when people suggest it. It might not happen now, might not happen tomorrow, but it probably will happen.

And then I will say I'm a genius and it was all my idea.

Mhm. Would you like a cup of hair?

No, I've done gaming before. You guys won't watch it.

Besides, I get bored gaming. I'd rather just mess around in the house.

Good

thing we've got lots of pillows because I can take some in the car. Although some like bed pillows would be nicer, big fat ones, not little cushions.

I'll go to Bude tomorrow.

Okay, I had a change of plans. I made a YouTube video that I think is pretty good. It just doesn't look nice out there, although tomorrow is not going to look any better. But yeah, I guess I've got to do something, otherwise I've got to get the views up.

It's not even late. It's 2 PM.

If I'm going out, I want it to be 11.

Made a video, watch.

It's called I Need Your Help.

Stupid ads.

So as some of you may know, I've recently been given partnership on kick.com, which is a live streaming platform. And I don't use YouTube.com to my channel video software engineer. It's a user experience as we see. Pretty good video. It's not crappy and it's not low effort. It took me three hours to make to get people to

come over to kick.com.

I don't know, I'm just not feeling it. I'm not feeling like the excitement to jump in the car and go out for some reason. I don't know why. The weather's bumming me out a bit. Look at the wind.

Today's original plan was supposed to go to Bude, the beach.

I think it went out.

Yeah, I was gonna go to the beach, but I don't know.

The weather is not nice.

Yesterday I only made $160 even though I did 11 hours.

Not up to my standards.

I demand more money for sitting around doing nothing.

Yeah, and today's viewership, very disappointingly low. Maybe I've got a spam on Instagram.

This girl's pretty cute.

Capsule Bunny. Sunny used to say I should meet her. I think she made a video about me, or she mentioned me on her stream.

Maybe I've got to put out an Instagram story or a YouTube video.

Maybe I'll put the YouTube video out now.

If I'm gonna post a story, it's gonna look like I'm actually doing something when I'm not doing anything.

Like yesterday's story was good because it was that funny picture.

Got 1,000 views.

Hong Kong guy saw it.

No ice beside him.

Ah, it's right, the UK weather is annoying. It really dampens your mood.

Today is Monday. Normal people are working.

Well, tell them to stop working, aren't they?

Oh my God, it's tanking.

Hold on a

minute.

Oh no, better not show you trading, otherwise you'll get bored.

Tank King.

Sofa looks a bit, a bit bare now without those other ones. Maybe I'll take the cat's pillow.

The cat, cat used to sleep on this pillow, but it doesn't come over anymore.

Yeah, I also wanted to make a makeshift camera mount in the car, but people keep coming in and out of the driveway.

I'm scared that guy who talked to me about cars last time will come over.

Be like, oh, you have any idea what you do about the car? No privacy here. I want a detached house.

Really?

Low energy, depressing vibes today.

You do this kind of thing all the time. What?

Trading.

Yeah, I don't know, my mood's a bit funny today. Like, I can't be bothered.

I don't know what's bummed me out.

Maybe the weather.

Burnout. I wonder if I still get the $16 an hour rate if my viewers are lower,

because if you calculate yesterday's rate, it was only $14.50 an hour. $160 divided by 11 hours. I thought the minimum rate was $16 an hour.

What do short streams— would make them interesting more than

long streams every day? I don't know which one would make more money. Like, if I only streamed if I had a banger idea,

but then I'd lose money from not streaming every day all day. It's, uh, Tricky. Well, I got nothing going on anyway all the time anyway.

6 to 8 hours, not 12 hours. I don't know, I miss out on like $50, $60 then.

So I'm thinking for the car I do this.

Put the phone in this mount and then I

got to attach it somewhere. I don't know,

I thought maybe back seat or passenger seat,

or maybe I'll point it out the back window.

Longest day was when he actually left the house. Yeah,

that was a good day, wasn't it? I was in a good mood. I'm not in a bad mood.

New bee liveries.

Expired.

Should we go to Kit Hill again? Just go there all the time. Free parking, not many people, good, good views.

I'll do a delivery if it pops up. Unless I say I can't be bothered.

There's a place called Minions.

Look, Minions.

Show us your delivery village. Horror Bridge.

There's nothing there. It's just houses and the post office and the bakery

and the pub with Leanne's chocolate brownie.

I don't know,

I feel like forcing IRL when you're not in the mood isn't a great idea either.

I don't even want to go in the garden. I'll try.

The cold, the wind is— I don't like the wind.

Oh, I don't like it. It was cold.

Remember when Sunny dumped me that other time? And I was sitting there with the sofa cushion, and I put the camera here, and I was just pretending to sleep on it. And then I sat on the corner there and I started crying.

Did you know I was crying? I don't know if you heard me sniffling. I felt so miserable that she dumped me.

Felt like I was having a mental breakdown. I would just sit there and look in the distance thinking, how can I survive without her?

God, she destroyed me. She destroyed my mental health.

I think she destroyed me more than I destroyed her.

Yeah, it's just not nice out there.

Oh, I don't

like it. This is not nice. Oh my God.

I don't wanna— cold and miserable, just like me.

I miss Thailand, always warm and nice. In Thailand, it's hardly ever windy. I noticed that in the UK, it's windy all the time.

I'll post the YouTube video.

I'm gonna post the YouTube video. I think it's

a good enough time to post it.

See if people click it.

The car would be warm.

Yeah, but I can't unless I just sit in the car. But if I'm driving, I won't be able to talk to the stream or anything.

Drive to the beach and then sit in the car.

How are my trades doing? Not good. Market's ripping.

Should be doing something when they arrive. Yeah, I was hoping I'd be at Bude when I release it.

And then they'll be like, wow, Daniel actually out high.

They'll be like, wow, Dan's actually outside on Kick. This is so much better than his YouTube streams.

Maybe Coca-Cola will give me some energy.

Zero sugars. Okay, then why is it sweet?

I don't know how they put sugar-free when it's sweet. How is it sweet then? Artificial sugar is still sugar. How's artificial sugar better than natural sugar?

Okay, so today was— I had to make the video, had to make the video, and

Tomorrow will be a new day.

Maybe we get some drama later from the girls.

Wait, how is an artificial sweetener not sugar?

Okay, I guess we're doing push-ups again.

I did like 100 push-ups yesterday.

My— actually, my shoulders kind of hurt.

Whoa! Oh my God, Tesla is ripping!

Tesla is up to $340.

Damn, I wonder how much I'm up by. Russell 2000 is not ripping.

Barrick Gold— Barrick Gold is ripping too, kind of ripping downwards.

Tesla's ripping to $340.

What's that?

A 4% gain nearly. Okay, push-ups.

Yesterday was funny when I was hate fucking the floor pretending it was moon. Stupid moon, thinks it just wants sex when I want a butthole in my face.

Oh, I've definitely hurt my armpit muscles from yesterday's push-ups. I feel the ache still from

yesterday.

Armpit. Yeah, you know the, the muscle here,

armpit muscle.

No, I don't do sit-ups. I don't need them. Got a fat stomach already.

Fat stomach. Not holding it in.

Push-ups. I mean, sit-ups are boring. They take forever to do because you can do like 100 easily and you don't even notice anything really. I don't want a six-pack. It looks weird. Well, my Tesla stock's up 11.11%. 111. I'm up £100 today. I'm up £78.

Nice.

Okay, my new video is out on YouTube. See how it does. Prepare for a bunch of comments saying, I'm not coming to Kick, you just do the same thing you do on YouTube. Yeah, but I'm making more money.

People whining.

All they got to do is come over to Kick and I'll make more money.

Wait, why does the video say it has 8 comments, but when I go on the comments there's only 1?

Weird.

Update your stream. For what? What do you mean

update what about the stream? I feel passionate and motivated to make content again. Yeah, and they come here and I'm like, I can't be bothered, it's cold.

You consider they don't want you to make more money?

Yeah, that is a tricky one, isn't it?

I mean, maybe they don't come to Kit because they don't want me to make more money, so I kind of shot myself in the foot. By bragging about how much money I'm making.

Bitcoin's ripping. This is what I was afraid of, that it— the dip would have finished dipping over the weekend, and then when the market opens, it's going to be bought up. I got fucked. I, I didn't sell out my shorts because of a stupid moon.

Now I'm down like £50 when I should be long right now.

I screwed it up again.

What do you mean money will fall when algorithm settles here? I don't understand what the hell you people are talking about.

How is the algorithm— the algorithm's not helping me. It's not like I'm getting loads of new people from Kick. It's all you people from YouTube. Not a single person here is from Kick.

It's not like my stream's on the front page or anything.

Tesla's at 340.

Just waiting for my YouTube video to pop up—

pop off.

Why not multi-stream? Because then I make less on Kick.

And the amount I'd make on YouTube would not be more than the 50% that I'm losing from not exclusively streaming on Kick.

Poor— look at Tesla go.

I wonder if it's going to tank.

Also, if I was on YouTube, half you would be on YouTube watching me instead of on Kick, and then I wouldn't make that juicy Kick money.

And then I'd be replace— I'd be losing my Kick money to get crappy YouTube money, so it wouldn't work. It's not— people think if I multi-stream, I'll get 100 viewers on YouTube, 100 viewers on Kick, 100 viewers on Twitch. No, I wouldn't.

No, I want the 50% extra kick money.

Well, we'll see, we'll see if we get a B livery.

Whoa, HIMS, HIMS just crashed.

It went from 64 down to 47. Isn't that like 25%?

Yeah, it crashed like 25%. Jesus.

Trevor and Trader won't be happy. That was one of his main stocks.

Who's from my new video? Welcome to my new Kick streams. So amazing and exciting. Oh my God, it's ripping! Holy shit, Tesla 341.

I put my alarm on early today to see you drive. I'm sorry,

but I had to make that video today.

Was AJ waiting all night as well?

I'll— we'll go tomorrow, I promise. Rain or shine, because I'm probably going to be bored today inside, and then tomorrow I'll be excited to go out.

Definitely tomorrow we're going to go to the beach, rain or shine. Nothing will stop me. But it's already 3 PM. If I go now, it'll be 4 PM, and then the sun's going down, and it'll be cold. And not fun. So if we're gonna go to the beach, I want to be there midday when the sun's at

its highest.

Tomorrow, I promise, and I'm confident, so I will start a betting prediction.

Um, let's do some gambling.

Wait, how do I do it?

I forgot how to do it.

I found it.

Place your bets.

And then I'll screw you all over by not doing it. No, I'm just kidding. I'm not going to screw you over. I'm just betting. I mean, I'm saying I will do it, but if you don't believe me

and you want to make some points,

42% say no. Will Daniel do the beach stream tomorrow? That is the gamble— I mean, the prediction.

We must have trust in this relationship.

Oh, 69% say yes.

Can you change your answer if you want to change your mind?

How much did I make from yesterday's stream? I made 160 plus 10 for the subs. So I think I made 170. It's getting hard to make over 200 now.

Wow, look, so many bets. Look at all this. 47 say no.

We've got 2,500 points. In the betting pool. Damn, this really is run by a gambling website, isn't it? They've got gambling things implemented in it. They need more stuff like this. This is fun.

They've implemented gambling into the livestream features.

I hope I don't have any white hairs.

I don't see any.

Sometimes I find a random single long white hair that I haven't noticed and it grew.

Or on the top of my head.

Oh my God, it's ripping, getting destroyed.

Show us your receding hairline. No, more

people saying no. Well, they're gonna lose all their points. They're gonna get wrecked.

The yesers will be thanking me tomorrow. You better not make me do push-ups with the points you win.

Yeah, the nos are winning.

New video is doing quite well.

People keep bringing up the tax thing as if I don't know that I pay tax. They're like, oh, $5K a month and you gotta pay taxes, so it's an illusion to think you're gonna make $5K.

Ask AI then.

Hey Daniel, what's up? If I make £5,000 a month doing Kick streaming, after taxes, how much am I actually making a month? It depends on your tax rate, which includes income tax and national insurance. If we ballpark it at 20% tax, you'd get around £4,000 after tax, but it varies, so it could be a bit different. Keeping

track? So if I made £5K a month, how much would I make in a year and what tax bracket would that be? At £5K a month, that's £60K a year. In the UK, that would put you in the higher rate tax bracket, which means you'd pay 40% on the portion above the basic rate threshold. The first £12,570

is tax-free, then 20% on income up to £50K and 40% on the rest. So keeping good records and planning are key. Catching my drift? Yeah. So how much do I pay? Let's break it down. First, £12,570, no tax. Next, £37,430 up to £50,000 taxed at 20% is £7,486. 3 remaining pounds from

£50,000 to £60,000 taxed at 40% is £4,000. So total tax equals £11,486 a year, or about £957 a month. Clear as mud?

So you're saying if I make £60K a year, I've got to pay £1K a month in taxes? Yeah.

More or less. If your total income is 60K, expect around £1,000 a month to go to taxes, give or take. It's a chunk, but it covers everything the government funds. Keep that calculator. Yeah, so if I made 5K and 1K would be taxes, so I'd still make 4K. It's still good. People are talking rubbish. They're like, oh,

you're gonna pay half of it taxes. Uh, no, I'm gonna pay 20% of it. To taxes. He sounds kind of grumpy, doesn't he, today? Usually he's like, hey Daniel, how's it going? Sounds kind of grumpy.

So Daniel, what's the next financial move on your mind? Just wondering why you sound kind of grumpy today. Ah, sorry if I came across that way. Not feeling grumpy at all, just here to chat. What's on your mind? You just sound more upbeat usually. I'm all about keeping it upbeat and positive. Got something fun we can dive

into? Not really, just a bit bummed out because the weather's bad. I don't want to do IRL stream on Kick. My viewers complain it's boring because I don't go outside, but I don't really want to go outside because the weather's not very nice. Bad weather can be a mood killer. For sure. What if you brought the adventure

indoors, like exploring a new game or setting up a fun challenge your viewers can join in on? Thoughts? Sounds amazing. What about naked strip dance?

Sorry, can we change the subject?

Oh wow, thanks, um, Maku. For subbing.

Can we change the subject? I'm feeling abused. I made him cry.

Silly AI.

Yeah, even he says, why not try gaming? Yeah, my viewers love gaming. What's your favorite games, guys? Do you like Mario Kart?

Yeah, if you subscribe you get special emotes. Chihiro. We've currently got Mila, Chihiro, Pia, and someone else. I think me. I want to add more. I had a Sunny one, but someone said— people said maybe take that one down because she might come after me. Who else could we have?

We need more. We need to capture them like Pokémon.

2018 and 2019 edition Hiding My Room Girls, available now for only $5 a month in your emotes.

Catch them now like chlamydia.

Stop being afraid of Sunny. Well, her attempts to report my channel failed, didn't they? All the streams are still up, and one of them got location restricted but didn't have to blur, and the other 2 are still up but got blurred. So none of mine got taken down. She blurred out Turkey Tom's video. Did you see? Her

face is blurred out on Turkey Tom's video. Isn't it weird though? She only decided to start reporting stuff, uh, 2 months after we broke up. Do you think she, she was thinking we would get back together within the 2 months, but then I, I called her all these names, which nuked any chance? I feel like maybe she

was waiting, thinking, oh, maybe we get back together, and then she sees me saying all this stuff on stream. She's like, oh my God, he hates me. Because she waited 2 months to go on her reporting rampage. But she didn't just report me, she reported viewers who made clips and also Turkey Tom. So she went after all

of us on the same day, 2 months later. I don't really know what that means. Some say she got a new boyfriend and she wanted to erase internet history, that's why. Do you think she got a new boyfriend within 2 months? I mean, it's 3 months now. Actually, it's like 4 months nearly. We broke up in the

beginning of April. April, May, June, but July hasn't passed at all. 3 months. It's about privacy. Well, then why didn't she report the videos when we broke up? Why wait 2 months after we broke up?

That is the riddle.

I'm nearly at 114,000 subs on YouTube. I think people are still coming in from Toki Tom, slowly going up. If only I did Kick when Toki Tom video popped off and I could get them over here, but then they, they got bored anyway, didn't they? Most Toki Tom people.

What change of plans? Well, I was gonna go to the beach today, but I ended up making that video on YouTube instead.

We're going tomorrow, definitely.

If it's raining, we'll just sit in the car, I guess.

Am I still fully short? Yeah, on the CFD account, I'm getting wrecked. I should have sold it yesterday night.

Now everything's down apart from this one short there.

Really annoying. I lost £70 now.

I was, I was supposed to sell there and then it just ripped, and I was too distracted with the Discord drama to pay attention to it last night. And then by the time I realized, it was already half an hour past Asia market. It's too late.

Really annoying.

How long until the YouTube people get fed up of me constantly saying come to my kit?

My new financial plan to pay off my mum in 3 months. Join my Kick streams.

Look, I'm not watching on Kick and never will.

Don't forget you still have to pay taxes. Why would I forget that?

Kick sucks. Do I still do OnlyFans? Yes, that's what I said in the video, my OnlyFans, blah blah blah.

Kick pays around— it's now like $14 to $17 an hour. I'm getting less because I think I'm getting less viewers now.

Need to get to Thailand quickly.

Oh, I need to get crypto.

So pump the views and then I pump her.

So 53% say they don't think I'm gonna go to the beach tomorrow for a stream. Guess we'll prove them wrong.

Artificial sweetener is worse than sugar. That's what I thought, because it's artificial, so it's even more processed than processed sugar.

You won't. Oh yes I will, because today's stream is probably going to flop, and then they'll be pissed, and they'll get desperate, and they'll be like, tomorrow I have to go out.

Otherwise I'm not going to get my $1,500 on Wednesday.

I didn't get a reply from Kick about the stake deal. Maybe they're considering it.

Crip's not that big, is she? She says she's only 5 foot 5, I think, which is about Sunny's height.

She's thick, but thicker than Sunny? Sunny was pretty thick too.

How much does she weigh? Did she say 70 kg?

Ukrainian Twitch streamer managed to escape the country, spent half a year living in Thailand because he ran out of money.

How many viewers does he get? Maybe he needs to come to Kick.

How'd you run out of money in Thailand? It's so cheap.

Streaming from the refugee camp would be content though.

Dan is too unpredictable. Yep, keep them guessing. One minute I'm selling the car, next minute I'm not selling the car. You'll never know.

That's how you get— that's how you keep it interesting, how you keep the channel interesting.

Throwing curveballs all over the place. Like Moon says, oh, one minute he says he doesn't want a girlfriend on channel, now he wants a girlfriend on the channel. Yeah, cuz now I've got a Kick partnership,

I want to make that money.

I'm even willing to meet girls not for sex now, cuz if we get a couple hundred viewers, oh my God,

It's better than me just sitting in my room not even making $200 anymore.

What happened? What do you mean?

I wish people would be a bit more specific with the questions.

What do you mean, what happened? What, did the stream go down?

And yet you didn't go out today. Yeah, cuz the weather's bad and I was making a YouTube video.

Thailand plan's not scrapped. I want to go in November to meet AJ.

Hopefully she doesn't change her mind. I'll probably still go anyway cuz I don't want to be here during winter, and also you're going to get bored of me just sitting in my house. And I think by winter we would have done a lot of road trips because the weather should eventually get good. When the weather's good, I'll

just— every, every day I'm going to be going out. I'm going to be grinding hard. So I want to get you guys on the channel before summer starts.

I want to get as many of you on here. Um, by the time the weather gets good, I'll be out every day. Trust me,

we're gonna pump out car trips until winter, and then I'm going to Thailand.

Kickstarted curtaining your revenue. Only because my viewers have gone down a bit. The first day was really good because I had 180, didn't I?

Also, last night kind of bummed me out with the whole getting logged out, my channel disappearing. I was like, oh my God, I don't— if my— if— I don't know if I can go back to YouTube making peanuts, but I'll have to. I'll be so depressed. I think I'll be actually really depressed if I had to go

back to YouTube and go back to making like $30 every stream when I'm making $200, nearly $200 every stream now on Kick.

It's wrong to count 200 every stream.

Well, my minimum goal would be 150. 200 is like an ideal goal, but I want to make at least 150 per stream. I made 170 yesterday, I think, if you include subs. I've got 1 sub today.

Hopefully I get a couple more.

Yeah, that's the thing. I'm not going to upgrade my lifestyle because I've got new money, because it will hurt if I have to downgrade it. So I'm going to stay frugal.

I'm, I'm not gonna try and— I'm trying not to go and splurge yet.

I need to pay off debts, really.

Yeah, even $100 is triple what I get on YouTube.

So at the end of the day, it's still always— look, my new video got 1 out of

10. Now we have to suffer the bombardment of people saying, I'm not going to Kick.

Glad you're going, glad you're doing well on Kick, but I personally couldn't bring myself to that trash platform.

I won't say I'll watch all your streams on Kick, but I'll watch some.

Kick sucks. Why do people hate Kick? I don't get it.

Well, if I can even just get a couple dozen new people here, that's worth making the video, isn't it?

It's filled with sex pests and pedos. What, and YouTube isn't? YouTube's got loads of pedos on it, like those Minecraft YouTubers. As if YouTube is full of goody-two-shoes saints.

YouTube has Keemstar and Jake Paul and who else, aren't they?

There's sex pests and pedos. I mean, it's got Bold and Bankrupt and Harold Boulder on it, who are notorious pickup artists. As if YouTube doesn't have sex pests and pedos on it.

Imagine PewDiePie comes to Kick. I mean, Asmongold's on Kick and he's one of the biggest holier-than-thou moral grandstanders, and even he came over.

So yeah, all these claims are very silly. Yeah, in the early days of Kick, there were a lot of shady people because it was very unregulated, but now it's much more regulated.

Do people really care about Oh wow, thanks Elliot. Yeah, we got 2 subs today, $10.

Do people really care about that stuff, like the ethics of the company? Like they don't want to watch Kit because the ethics are against their values?

I think people don't care mostly.

Holy shit, Tesla's up 10%! This is why the market's rallying.

I've got £1,000 in Tesla.

Well, look at my portfolio.

I'm up 15% on Tesla.

I'm up $177.

I should have bought more during that Elon Musk beef.

I think we go to 400.

The robotaxi event must be doing well. It's the robotaxi event. I think it's been pretty successful.

Market's pumping. Too bad my shorts got wrecked. I really should have sold those. Kind of too late now.

Sell on the news. Well, I want more, not 50. I want like 30%.

Hmm, okay, so what I'm gonna do is— what time is it? 3 o'clock.

Why do people pay to gift subs?

Hmm, maybe it makes them feel nice.

Also, it's the only option on iOS. You can't sub to yourself. You got to gift a sub,

contributing to the community.

So if I went to Thailand, should I switch off the electricity up there?

Just to make sure there's nothing running.

What's the point of a sub? Uh, you get a special badge next to your name and you get access to the special emojis, premium emojis, and you get a thank you from me.

Sounds good.

I'm not really sure what else I can give you. 10% discount on my merch.

You get recognition within the community as an elite premium member.

You get to join my girls-only Discord channel.

Special access to the girls.

I am feeling perked up with the Coca-Cola. I think it's the caffeine.

Does it have caffeine?

No, it doesn't. It's got aspartame and acesulfame. Oh, it's got caffeine flavoring. I don't think it has caffeine.

I don't know why they sent me a box of Diet Coke instead of just normal Coke.

Do I need to go on a diet?

I want to make Dan do push-ups. You want to make me ripped? I've already ripped my muscles from yesterday. All of a sudden everyone started spamming push-up redemptions.

I still owe Don't I still owe real Duma 10 push-ups because I couldn't complete the other set?

You owe Duma 12. Uh, I'll put it on top of the next ones.

Scam.

Whoopsie. Why should we go to Kick when you keep doing the same stuff, complaining and sitting on your chair all day? If you don't do something different, you won't get more viewers at all.

Try something different if you want a different result.

Yeah, I will.

Going to beach tomorrow.

Proved him wrong.

We're doing way different things on Kick, actually.

Like push-ups and, um, driving streams when I can be bothered to go out.

What happened to the prediction? I think it only lasts 30 minutes,

and then now I have to choose the outcome, but I don't know the outcome yet. That's a bit annoying. It's only limited to 30 minutes. Why can't I just make it all day? Because I want people to be able to bet on it until tomorrow.

No, I can't. I have to close the current one, but the maximum time is 30 minutes.

It says if the streamer doesn't— if the streamer doesn't choose the outcome within 24 hours, all channel points are refunded. So we've definitely got 24 hours until tomorrow morning, but 30 minutes is the longest it can run for, for some reason. So people joining now won't be able to take part. Bit annoying. Would have been cool if

it just ran all day, but 30 minutes was the longest.

Daniel, come the fuck home. Why would I do that?

Got a house.

You promised a day trip out to the beach at Bude. Yeah, tomorrow. Today I had, um, I had to make a video for the YouTubers, the YouTube peeps. So I made the video for the YouTube people to come over so we have more people tomorrow for the stream. Although maybe I should have released the video tomorrow when

I was doing the stream because now they're going to join and they'll be like, oh, this boring Dan is just in his house.

So we got 53% betting no, 3,000 points contributed.

So I don't really know how they get distributed. The people who get it wrong will lose their points, and then people get it right will get the losers' points. But does it get split between everyone equally? I guess so, but then some people contributed more than others, so wouldn't they get more as a reward? Because that wouldn't

be fair if they all got the same. Not sure how it works.

Tomorrow I'll try wake up earlier. I'll try start the stream at 10. We'll leave about half 10 or 11.

Only 11 people betted though out of 100.

Not very many people.

Or should I end it and start a new one?

No.

If I just— what if I cancel it and start a new one?

Banner dismissed. Wait, is it closed?

You asked for help from your YouTube subs to join. Oh, thanks. Are you from the video?

Yeah, tomorrow I'm gonna go out to the beach for the stream. I was gonna do it today, but I decided not to.

Okay, I'm, I'm ending the prediction. You're all gonna get your points back. I'm gonna start a new one. Now that there's more people.

Will Daniel do the beach stream tomorrow? Yes or no?

Um, but if you're new, you won't have any points. Hmm, maybe I do the prediction later tonight. So how it works is Uh, if you're active in the chat, you earn points, and then you can use the points to make me do push-ups or exercise. That's the current rewards.

And then I think I'll do the prediction later at night, maybe. Yeah, later there'll be more people, and then people can also have a chance to build up some points. Points if you're new. How about that?

Because if I do it now, people joining won't have any points because they just joined, didn't they?

Hopefully if people come from the new YouTube video

Up bites. What's the points for? You can redeem the points for push-ups,

or I'm still thinking about rewards to add.

But currently you can just make me do push-ups or bicep curls, or for 100,000 you get a special role. It's not money, it's, it's like fake points. It's not real money.

Yeah, 150k points, I shave my head. No way.

How many bicep curls? I'll just do as many as I can. Because if I say 10 and then I get another one, I won't be able to do another 10, to be honest. I'll just do as many as I can. Where's my coat?

Maybe do a sub-goal for shaved head. How much money would I want to shave my head?

Hmm, $5,000. I would need 1,000 subs.

Good luck trying to make that happen. Unrealistic? Yeah, that's the whole point. I don't want to shave my head. I like my hair.

You got one month to try and get me to a thousand subs.

A thousand pounds?

I don't know. I mean, if I'm making five k a month, thousand pounds not really that much to me anymore.

You don't have a thousand viewers yet. Exactly. That's how the house always wins.

I really don't want to shave my head. I don't even think I'd do it for 10K. £1,000 is chump change now.

Cocky, arrogant Daniel from 2018 is back in the house.

For 100K, yeah, I do it.

100K for gay sex.

If I do a 30-day time limit, people might feel scammed if they paid the money and nothing happened.

And, um, I don't know,

it would have to be a low amount for it to be achievable, but then I wouldn't want to do it. Like £500, I wouldn't want to do it.

Maybe if Crypt was here, I could make some rewards. Like, 2,000 points, Crypt puts a finger up my butt.

Or snog with Crypt, 5,000 points, on camera. I don't know, that might not be allowed on Kick. It's getting kind of sexual now. Maybe that's not a good idea.

How come Ice can waterboard people and I can't kiss someone?

10,000 points, I get BJ under the desk.

10,000 points, Crypt removes one piece of clothing.

Strip show. I don't even know if this is allowed.

Subreddit will have you banned. Yeah, I'm a bit scared. People, um, people think that Kick, you can do anything on it. You can't really do anything on it anymore. Maybe a couple years ago, but now that they've gotten bigger and they got big names on it, they've had to get stricter. That's how it always goes. It starts

off free-for-all, do whatever you want, but then as soon as it starts growing, then they start clamping down. I think they want advertisers too. At some point.

So if they want advertisers, they're gonna have to keep it strict. Stupid advertisers ruin all the fun, don't they? Like the adpocalypse. YouTube was also kind of like freefall. You said N-word, like iDubbbz said N-word all the time, and you swear, and you could like bully people. And then stupid adpocalypse happened because of Jake Paul or Logan

Paul. And then it became really strict. I remember when it happened because I used to make videos talking about sex and cum and all of that stuff all the time and make money. And then stupid adpocalypse happened. All my videos got demonetized. If you said sex, you wouldn't make any money.

And it took years until they, um,

relaxed a bit on it.

It took ages. So you used to have no idea if when you released the video if it was going to go yellow or not. You'd just go fingers crossed, I hope I didn't say anything that'll make it go yellow. And then it'll go yellow and you'd be like, fuck, now I'll take it down and then re-upload it

and edit it. But now they check the video, they've got like an AI that checks the video that can tell you if it's green or yellow before you post it, so that's good. Just took them like 5 years to implement. I was so stressed out in 2017, I had to come up with code words. Why do you

think we've got cereal and rubber duckies? Because I couldn't say sex anymore, and then I got scared of saying the word sex. 2017 was horrible. I thought I was gonna lose all my earnings.

All because the stupid advertisers were threatening to leave and walk out.

Stupid advertisers.

People did find it funny though. They loved the cereal.

He didn't even spoon-feed me Cheerios.

The new video is doing pretty well. I urgently need your help. Great clickbait.

Some people thought it was a British thing to say cereal for sex, not knowing it's just my code word.

Good times.

Wow, look at Tesla,

up 10%.

Oh, hey Crypt.

See, Moon got triggered just because I said hey Crypt when she was in the chat.

She was like, oh, you said you wouldn't talk to Crypt anymore.

That's barely talking, is it?

I was looking up, um, plane tickets from Toronto. They're pretty cheap actually, like £500 direct as well.

I talked to Kbug as well. Kbug said she talked to Moon and Moon was kind of rude to her.

So yeah, maybe I dodged a bullet.

I don't really want another sunny.

Oh wow, the sun's coming out. I was gonna go to the beach today, but the weather was horrible. But now it looks a bit nicer. We can go now. I wish I lived closer to the beach. It's like a 50-minute drive away.

Is she a Korean Russian? No, she's mixed some with some other ethnic group in Russia.

It's still windy. I hate the wind. The wind is my nightmare. Ruins my hairstyle.

Anyone who wants a relationship with you is mentally ill. Really?

Mila seemed pretty normal.

He didn't go out because of his hair. Yeah, look at my lovely hair.

Looking good.

I think with Crypt we could probably get 200 viewers and we make

$500 a day.

Maybe.

You have to split it with her. What? No, I buy her an ice cream and a pizza. That's it. She's— she gets to stay for free without paying for accommodation. And gets a free ride from the airport.

Well, I'd definitely pay for everything, like food and stuff. If we're making bank, I wouldn't expect you to pay anything out of pocket.

We're going to do some new points redemptions, like Crypt takes off a piece of clothing, 2,000 points. No, just joking. If we get banned on Kick— live strip show.

I'm getting carried away. I don't want to get banned on Kick. I don't know how relaxed Kick is anymore. This is like OnlyFans stuff now.

We need to take this over to Chatterbate.

My new YouTube video, why I'm moving to Chatterbate. YouTube's so boring, I can't even get my woolly out on stream.

Boring platform.

I don't want to risk it. This Kick thing is really good. I don't— I do not want to risk it. I used to think, I don't care about Kick, I'm gonna do anything. I mean, I smoked weed on Kick, remember, in Thailand. Are you allowed to still do that? I can't believe I did that now. Because if

I was getting the money I'm getting now back then, I wouldn't have dared do that.

I would never do that on YouTube, smoke weed and get demonetized.

But 2023 was a different time. It was— in 2023, people were having sex on stream. Not visible, but they would like put the camera in the corner and you could hear it happening. Like, Suspenders banged a Japanese prostitute on stream. You could hear it, and you put the camera in the corner. Suspenders was wild. You watch him

now, he's very tame. He just does his cooking and he goes to the supermarket.

He changed a lot.

The jaunt tent days.

I still remember him getting mad at Shiro in Japan. He got drunk and then he got all triggered and then he stormed off. He was like a different person. He seems way more chill now.

You know what would be funny? We get like body paint and then one reward redemption would be Like I slap your butt with the body paint.

This is getting depraved.

Oh, I've seen one thing, um, titty streamers do is for a dono they write the viewer's name on the tits or the body.

No, I don't want to do that kind of stuff. That's a bit too wild. I think we try and keep it wholesome.

Have you seen that Instagram channel? It's a British girl. She wears very high mini skirts and she like pretends to do the weather forecast and then she gets slapped on the butt. Every single video is just her getting slapped on the butt and then she goes, good morning, welcome back to another weather forecast. And it's like they

do mic check and the guy slaps her on the butt.

Yeah, I don't want to give this subreddit too much ammunition. They're going to start reporting me.

My creative juices

are getting

Excited.

He went outside for one second and pulled a weed and came back in. That was the highlight of the stream.

The trick was twisting it and pulling it. Yeah, I also set up the comfy sofa in the back of the car, put some pillows in there. It's going to be real nice. The one thing I missed from, uh, the other driving stream was not being comfy in the boot because I can turn that into a really nice

cozy little sofa in the boot. Park up somewhere nice, get a nice view, crack open a Coke. Oh, it could have been so much better.

We— I, I think we go back to Kit Hill at some point and do the same, but this time better.

Oh well, it's always next time.

Did I figure out why it was so choppy? I think it's because I had the bitrate set kind of low. I think I could probably make it higher unless the stream lags too much and I've got to put it down again.

That's why I kind of want to get Starlink. It would just be so annoying if I got Starlink and anything happened to the channel.

I don't want to spend money and then get ahead of myself and then get banned or something.

I'd feel pretty stupid.

This comment.

He said, good, stay there and don't come back. I said, no, you stay here and don't come to my kick, idiot.

You stay there, you're not invited.

I feel like having a pot noodle.

I'm in the mood for a pot noodle.

Testing mic switch.

Would I consider moving to Dubai to avoid taxes? Is Dubai really tax-free? But they don't have pork and beer because they're Muslim, aren't they? I don't really want to live in a desert.

No, I don't like desert cities like Arizona. I saw it in Breaking Bad. It looks ugly.

People are rich in America and they buy— but they, they buy these $5 million houses, mansions, and it's in a horrible brown desert and the garden just looks like a desert. And I think, God, it's so— you're so rich, but you choose to live there just to save money on taxes.

Like Graham Stephan. Really rich guy buys a $10 million mansion and it just looks like a square box. The living room is like a massive hall with a combined kitchen and everything. It doesn't look cozy. It's just like a massive open hall room with a massive fake fireplace, and then outside the window the scenery is all just

brown desert and rock. With cactus. It's so ugly. And I think I'm broke and I live in this beautiful green countryside with a nice cozy living room, and then these bazillionaire YouTubers, that's how they want to live. It's crazy to me, just so they can save some money on taxes. I never understand why Americans want to live

in Texas or Arizona. New Mexico, Albuquerque. They look horrible. No nature.

What is the brown thing next to me? What, this wood?

Yeah, so I think it's a fake fireplace. I don't think it used to be a real fireplace. There's no chimney on the house, but they built this wooden thing into the wall. And then they put this electric fireplace there.

Kind of weird. It's like they really wanted the fireplace aesthetic but didn't commit to making a real fireplace, and then in winter the house is freezing because there's no central heating, or they've got these plug-in radiators. I don't understand it. A lot of UK houses have chimneys, but this house must be relatively new.

Like, uh, built in the '80s or '90s, who knows.

It has to be a pretty old house to have a fireplace,

but it's weird. You, you say they want to cheap out on the fireplace, but having a fireplace would be cheaper than having electric heating. So then they didn't cheap out.

Surely building a chimney can't be that much more expensive.

My electric bill would be insane if I had the electric on all day long, maxed out, because I'd be freezing. I would need 2 heaters in this room.

Winter was horrible when I moved in here in January, February, it was freezing. I hated it.

It has heating, it's just not central heating, it's electric heating, which uses a lot of electricity.

Uses more electricity than my car uses to charge, especially if I had 2 or 3 going at the same time, it'd be like 5, 6 kilowatts.

Burning all the wood is terrible for air quality. Yeah, I guess so.

But then to generate the electricity, didn't they burn something? Unless it's natural. I mean, green energy.

I feel like this house has been designed for summer. It's got these stone tiles for floors and conservatory.

When it's really hot, the tiles are quite nice on your bare feet.

Would I buy this house if I could afford it? No, I want a detached house with its own driveway so I can tinker outside with the car without getting paranoid about neighbors. I don't really like going outside the front of the house. Because there's always neighbors coming in or coming out

and they chitchat with each other. I see them. I don't want to chitchat.

So if I was going to buy a house, I want a detached one.

I want to make a phone mount inside the car so it doesn't fall over like last time.

You can't afford that. What, a detached house? Yeah, I need like $400K probably.

It would take how long?

5 years plus if I didn't do anything with the money.

What is the rate of my car fully charged? What to— how much to charge it? Probably £10. 50 kilowatt battery, 20 pence, 23 pence per kilowatt. £11.50.

Do you think £11.50 to drive 180 miles, give or take, is cheaper than petrol.

How many miles could you drive on £11 petrol?

Because I'm pretty sure most cars, petrol cars, do 300 miles and then it costs like £50 to fill the tank. So that's like £40 for 200 miles. That's way more expensive.

When Sunny drove her mum's diesel Vauxhall Mokka to my house,

I think it cost £40 to do 200 miles. And then I sent her £40 for the return trip. So it cost her £80 to do 500 miles. I think it would cost me £20 or £30 if I charged at home to do that, but I would have to use public chargers, so it would be a bit more

expensive.

I can't believe Sunny drove 5 hours straight without stopping. She was— she must have really wanted to see me.

Things were so nice in the beginning, weren't they?

She must have really liked me.

Just a week after she came back to the UK, drove all the way to my house just to stay for the weekend, then drove all the way back.

She was a good girlfriend in the beginning, and then she just changed.

Became rubbish.

Who did? Sunny did. She drove 5 hours without stopping to come see me when she got back from Japan.

I think she got mad because maybe she felt like I wasn't putting in effort in the same way.

I think I put effort in just in a different way.

Do I still jerk off to her?

No. I kind of had trouble nutting this morning. I cycled through so many memories. I ended up having to resort to ladyboy porn.

Usually if nothing else gets me off, I have to go to ladyboy stuff.

Because I want to get out of bed, you know, and start my day, but I need to nut.

No, I don't have the videos. I deleted it.

Sometimes if you're lazy and you can't be bothered and you just want like a— you want a lazy nut.

Ladyboy stuff's pretty good.

Or like chubby Japanese MILF getting railed usually gets me off too.

For some reason, if I watch like young slim girl who's attractive, it's really boring. I don't know why, it's really boring.

Oh well, anything to get a nut. But sometimes

to start the day—

porn addiction always leads to searching out increasingly depraved sex.

Yeah. Do you think ladyboy gay sex is like more degenerate and depraved than normal sex? But why?

Ladyboys are kind of unknown.

It's like

Like they've changed their whole body and built their body for a life of sex. Like the whole body is like designed for nonstop sex and porn.

Like they went through a lot of effort to make their bodies look that way

and then do porn.

Maybe that's why it's kind of hot.

The most degenerate porn I've watched?

Hmm, I can't say because it might be illegal. But apart from that one,

maybe— I don't know, I don't really watch really depraved stuff. Maybe the poo, the anal one with the poo coming out. That was pretty gross.

Doesn't sound that crazy.

No, I don't like poo stuff. It's gross. But the video was weird, so I watched it.

Yeah, fart porn sounds gross.

No, I didn't watch anything illegal.

I follow all the laws.

So who came from my YouTube video? I wonder how many people are actually going to come over from it.

Have my plans changed now I'm making $6K a month?

Yeah, I still want to go to Thailand, but maybe not move there. I don't want to sell the car anymore because I want to do road trip IRL stuff. So yeah, plans have changed a bit, but if I get kicked out for some reason, I would probably sell the car and move to Thailand instead of getting another

UK house.

If I had to leave, then I would probably go to Thailand.

I'm still waiting for my background check

for the Thai Elite visa.

I don't think I'd get kicked out, but if I did, I wouldn't look for another house. I'd probably just get my visa for Thailand and leave.

But whilst I have the house and the car, might as well make use of it, shouldn't I?

You gotta use— take advantage of what you have at the time that you have it,

not preemptively ditch it for no reason. Thailand can wait.

I'm still waiting for the weather to be good,

but Thailand November would be nice. Get away from the winter.

I guess I'll just get a taxi then leave my stuff here if I'm still here.

Thailand can be muggy. Yeah, but I prefer that over cold and windy and raining.

It's a much more— I don't know, like you're being wrapped in a warm blanket when you step outside in Thailand. As long as it's not the middle of the day. You go out maybe 4 or 5 PM.

Don't go out in the middle of the day. That's insane.

I can hear it now. It's like a storm out there. I do not want to go out.

Show us how bad the weather is outside. Okay.

The black cat doesn't come over to me anymore.

He used to come over and come inside. Yeah, look at the weather. Horrible blanket of cloud, windy, disgusting.

I don't know, the black cat used to come up to me, now he doesn't.

Do you like this view? Maybe this, this is like we're monitoring outside, like back at my house, my mom's house, with the CCTV cam.

Tree is blowing a lot. What do you mean?

It'd be cool if we get a drone with a camera. Can it be a webcam as well? I hate the weeds. Yeah, there's a lot. I would go out there and try tidy it, but the weather's horrible, and then when it's really hot, then I don't want to do it either because then it's really hot.

Someone could hop over the fence. Uh, it's not a public field, so if they go in the field, they're trespassing on private property. That's someone's field. I've never seen anyone in the field apart from this guy who mows the lawn.

You could hop anyone's fence, couldn't you? Unless it's 10 foot tall.

Does the contract say anything about garden upkeep?

Oh yeah, it says you've got to mow the lawn, but I don't have a mower and the neighbor does it.

It's summer, you can't expect me to pull every single bit of green out when it just grows back again.

I pulled some weeds and then they grew back again. I'm busy, I can't sit out in the garden pulling weeds every day. I've got stuff to do.

I've seen a deer in that field. And sometimes pheasants.

The problem is you weed the garden, it'll all just grow back in a week, won't it? So what's the point? I would just get my scissors and trim it, trim it down if it gets too overgrown. See, look how windy it is. You see that gust? That would have blown me over.

Yeah, I like my garden like I like my women— bushy,

overgrown. No, I like it trimmed. Bushy and overgrown is a bit too much.

I don't know about hairless. Hairless is a bit boring.

Completely hairless?

I don't know,

but not too hairy like a massive bush. Would be weird.

Hair gets

your teeth.

How would it get there?

I keep mine pretty short now

because it looks hot. I used hair removal cream and it all fell out, you know, it looked weird like a plucked chicken, so I let it grow back a bit, but I don't let it grow much. I don't grow— I don't let it grow as much as it was before. I keep it trimmed back.

Makes the willy look bigger.

Are they straight or curly?

Neither. They're in between, like wavy.

Remember the Hong Kong woman's pubes were super straight like that? Troll little kids toy thing. What are those called?

I need to pee.

Yeah, if you're my OnlyFans, wouldn't you know that already?

You're not on my OnlyFans? What?

The OnlyFans money is so rubbish now compared to Kick.

I've kind of lost interest in OnlyFans, to be honest. So in June, I've made $400. For the whole month. In May, I made $650,

and people aren't buying the special messages much now.

So I mean, $400, I made that in 2 days on Kick, and I don't have to get naked and stuff.

It doesn't really feel worth it. Kick makes everything not feel worth it anymore. Making $200 a day. I need to pee.

I'm back. Did I do driving streams today? No, the weather's horrible. Look at it, not even a patch of blue. I'm actually getting cold, I'm gonna put my jumper on. The end of the t-shirt days. Is the market gonna tank?

Can I use a drone as a webcam? Can you imagine if I could fly you guys around outside like a flying webcam? I don't know how it would have internet connection. Oh my god, I get a drone, I put my phone on the drone, and it will be connected to— why I'm not Wi-Fi, but connected to phone

data. I fly the drone around and And it's like flying webcam. That would be so funny. I sellotape the phone to the drone.

Can you imagine that? I fly you guys around. Don't do that. Why not?

Imagine it crashes into the neighbor's garden, then I've got to get it.

I'll lose it like I lost the boomerang.

That's a pretty cool idea. You guys will feel sick though. It'd be like being on a roller coaster.

What if I move the camera?

Put you guys out there.

Is that a good camera angle?

What the fuck's going on Ice's channel? They're all in underwear in stress positions.

I'd be— I wouldn't even be surprised if they're all naked rolling around in piss and shit in the room.

8,000 viewers.

I feel like $50,000 is not a lot of money for doing this. It should be like $250K. If it was MrBeast, he would do $1 million.

It's— this is basically Squid Games at this point.

You're watching people who are desperate for money do anything. On camera.

Ice is like that producer guy, and then the viewers are like those rich guys who go and watch it live. Like, the viewers are kind of depraved as well for enjoying this.

It's kind of messed up, isn't it,

that people are finding this entertaining?

I guess, yeah, maybe it's like Roman gladiator stuff.

Watch people get humiliated.

Oh, what have they done to his hair? Like, only his fringe and these 2 bits at the back are there.

$50K is not worth this. I wouldn't want to do this for $50K, and I'm broke.

That looks like Nick White got a gambling deal. He's doing slots and casino.

What does Gary do now? He's watching Trump news.

He does these prison streams all the time. Even before Kick, he did a prison house stream. I don't know why he likes it so much. He really likes his prison stream idea, doesn't he, if he keeps doing it? And the Hunger Games thing. The Hunger Games thing's so played out. I know, so you— even MrBeast did it,

and MrBeast ripped off Squid Games.

Didn't he get sued by Netflix or something?

Would I do gambling? Definitely, if they paid me like $20K a month.

We want to let you know that a new water bill has been produced for you. It will arrive by the post in the next few days. Uh-oh, how much is that gonna be?

I don't even know how much water I've used.

I keep wondering if I'm— I don't know, maybe I won't say that.

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

I asked if I could get a gambling deal. They haven't replied yet. I also sent them an email saying I couldn't log in. Now I feel a bit silly.

A bit— I overreacted a bit.

Hmm, don't know where to put the camera.

Could put it here.

The classic side angle.

I wonder how long it takes for the Thai Elite Visa to do my background check, because I'm wondering if they approve my background check. Then I could just get the visa later. Or does the background check expire and then they got to do another one?

Definitely not 105 viewers right now. How do you know?

What are you implying?

Yeah, but I still get paid $150, so does it really matter?

I feel like the chat probably moves more on YouTube, doesn't it?

Ready for another 10-hour stream? Yeah. We've already done three hours, so what time is it? Four forty. It's basically five, seven, eight. We could do another eight, so another eleven hours today.

Would I make hundred and sixty again?

I've made $800 so far

in— is today day 5?

No, today's day 6. No, wait, when did I start? I think this is day 5. Yesterday was day 4, so $800. But today hasn't really finished, so it's more like $800 in 4 days because

I don't know how much I've made today yet. It's like $200 a day, $1,400 a week. Pretty good. Tomorrow I'll do IRL, see if I can get the numbers higher.

Tomorrow, I feel I'm getting déjà vu. Tomorrow we're going to start early in the morning. Are we going to do a monster?

Uh, I think I got to start streaming as soon as I wake up, and then I don't know, just do what I do and you can watch me.

I'm wasting half the day.

$800. I need to get excited about the money again. I'm getting a bit bored. When the money starts going down, I get bored. Why do you think I got bored on YouTube? Because the money.

Hmm.

Yeah, I'm working hard, sending the money back to my mum.

What did I miss? I

cut my hair.

Thought you're still being paid well on Kick. It's going down a little bit. Because I'm getting less viewers, or is it fewer viewers?

The YouTube video is not bringing many over.

Kick won't load on my work laptop. I don't know why people are having so much trouble with Kick. It's fine for me. I've— I watched Ice's Japan subathon on Kick and it was fine. Never had any problems.

It's weird how some people seem to have a lot of problems with it.

Do I miss Sunny? Not really. I'm more excited to meet new people.

I wonder if I get my YouTube money today.

No.

Oh, I've got some OnlyFans money. £47. Damn,

the OnlyFans money really dried up.

Used to make like £1,500 a month on it. Only making about £500, £600 a month now.

I do make content. What do you mean? I put out loads of stuff recently. I oiled up my bum

and I groaned and I got railed by the doll.

The torso.

You can't maintain 200 a day?

What amount would you be satisfied with? I mean, even £100 a day would be amazing.

£100 times 31 days, $3,000. It's £2,300 plus my YouTube and OnlyFans still probably bring in £1,000 a month. It's like £3,000 a month. Still really good money,

but I think we can aim higher.

I don't think Kick's going to reduce it. If it goes down, it's not cuz they're reducing it, it's cuz my viewers are lower,

cuz they got bored again.

I do miss the Super Chats though. I feel like I'm losing some income because I'm not getting Super Chats.

You're not reading my comments. I read many.

How much did I make yesterday? Uh, $170 with subs included. If you add the PayPals, it's like $190, I think. I got some PayPals yesterday.

Am I going crazy from lack of sex? No,

not really.

Do I miss Sunny? Nope.

Daniel's been better reading comments today. Yeah, because there's hardly any comments.

Chat's dead.

Was way more active on YouTube. I mean, I do miss YouTube, to be honest, but the money— I like the money. If I could get the same money, I'd rather be on YouTube because that's where my community is. All of my community on YouTube. All of my community are not here.

I miss some of them, like Miss Creamy Soda. She was always in the chat, but she won't come over to Kick.

They're scared of it. They think it's like a scam website.

Weird.

They think it's trashy. Yeah, Johnny Somali really didn't help, and also Chris Broad and Trash Taste, they're always trashing on Kick. Like, oh, nuisance streamer. Let me guess, is it a Kick streamer? What a surprise.

So they keep— um, Kick should sue Chris Broad making them sound bad.

Chris Broad thinks he's so good. I bet if he got a Kick deal, he'd be over here too. You notice Chris stopped streaming? He used to do streaming in his little fake bar thing. I haven't seen him do it in ages.

He used to get 10K viewers, didn't he? He used to get so many Super Chats as well. I haven't watched Abroad in Japan in ages.

12 Things We'll Never Understand About Japan. Wow, another list video. He's just sitting in his bar. I Tried Tokyo's Cheapest Restaurants. Just getting paid to stuff his face.

He hasn't made a video in 2 months. He's getting lazy.

Yeah, I wish I did food. I mean, I did do food stuff in Japan. But I didn't do it like this, which I should have. I should have done best Japanese blah blah blah. Instead, I went to Sushiro and I just put the camera down and just filmed me and Shiro eating, barely talking.

I'm getting paid to eat.

I don't know why Crip's message got deleted. By a moderator.

It just says deleted by a moderator, but it doesn't say what it said.

It's 5 PM. 2 hours until dinner.

I think what we do is I make myself really bored today, so tomorrow I'm desperate to go out. How about that?

And then I'll definitely go out.

Pick a hobby. My hobby is day trading. I'm doing it now.

Would I dunk my D into beans? Uh, I don't really like mixing food and sex, to be honest.

Is that your thing?

I think food and sex don't mix.

What is my favorite position? Missionary with a bit of doggy.

Uh, 69 can be fun if it's with the right person.

Imagine people coming from the YouTube video. In the YouTube video, I was saying stuff like, I'm really invigorated with new passion to make content again thanks to the money and do new stuff. And then they click the link and join, and I'm just sitting there staring at my screen in silence.

Funny. This is such an exhilarating stream.

No, tomorrow will be different, trust me.

Bude Beach.

Bude.

I'm watching how much money I'm losing on the stocks because they're ripping.

I'm now only making about $15 an hour.

It's still good. It's still good. I don't think we hit $1,000 today though. It will probably hit $950 unless I get some subs. Add more emotes from the Discord.

Yeah, I could do

if someone sends them to me.

How do I download emotes? Right-click.

I wish he would open up the Discord. There's a big picture with the link on it if you scroll down. Well, I don't know, if you're looking on the phone app, there might be an About button. There should be an About button. Let me check mine.

You have to press my channel and then go to about, and then you got these.

So you go to the channel and then press about, and then you got Discord, and then you tap it and it'll take you to Discord. I forgot I switched the mic. Yeah, you gotta tap it, you go to About, and then there's those big words.

The link should work.

Do I use condoms? No, I just finish inside. It's easier.

Less mess as well.

Although sometimes it starts leaking out and I gotta go run and get tissues quickly before it makes a mess on the mattress.

I'm scared to open my folders.

Wait, my OnlyFans stuff might pop up.

Yeah, the laughing one's good, isn't it? With the tears. That face I pulled was pretty funny. That was such an old one.

I made some weird video where— yeah, the videos in Japan in Hiro's apartment. I was being really weird, trying to be funny,

doing that silly voice as well. Like, oh wow, thanks for the present. Like, I was trying really hard to be funny. I even spoke in this weird way.

To try and sound edgy.

Uh, what do I do?

Sub badges.

Wait, I don't see them.

Oh, are they PNGs?

Oh, it's a .webp. Why didn't it save as a JPEG?

It's got to be a JPEG. I've got to put it in Canva.

If Cripps gets pregnant, would I be a good dad? Um, hmm, maybe.

One trip to Canada a year.

Daddy's on business trip, can't see the kids.

Where's Daniel? Um,

here. I'm just hiding my screen because I'm doing image stuff and my gay stuff might pop up.

Yeah, for dinner I'm gonna have the leftover fish and chips. And I think I'll make Japanese soba with— oh, I got a dono. Hold on,

first dono.

What? Turkish girls' brothers are looking for you, LMAO. Enjoy lives without fingers. Whatever.

As if I'm scared.

You what, mate?

Oh no, I muted the desktop audio. That's why you couldn't hear it. I'll do it again.

Turkish girls' brothers are looking for you. LMAO. Enjoy life without fingers. Is that any good?

Why doesn't it work?

No, it's got to be JPEG, not PNG. Oh, it can be PNG. Why doesn't it—

why doesn't it work?

Invalid image format.

Oh God, it's so annoying doing the emojis. Uh, let me think.

File, Create Design,

Custom.

Is it 100 by 100 pixels?

Upload.

Oh,

for fuck's sake.

Image must be square and at least 36 by 36.

It is square.

Oh my God, it's so annoying.

The other ones worked. Try again.

You

can get special badges, emotes for 2-month subs, 4-year subs, 6-year— imagine being subbed for 6 years.

I don't know if I can be bothered. I'm losing my patience. This fucking thing— it's fucking square, what do you mean? Oh my God.

Gonna rage.

It keeps saying it must be square.

Hmm, I don't know, maybe I'll just screenshot it.

Nope.

Am I gonna shove Barbie dolls up Crip's pussy? Probably not. Sounds painful.

I hope she's not going to destroy her pussy doing that.

I need it nice and tight.

Uh, I don't know what to do with this. I can't— it won't Fucking work.

I think because the image has no background, so it's not a square.

If I put a background color, maybe it will show up.

So I don't know why I press download, it's not showing up in my folders.

I don't know how I did it before. I think I'm gonna give up. I can't be bothered. It's fucking annoying.

Upload a 36 by 36 pixel square PNG or JPEG, max file size 977 KB.

I did that.

It's not downloading. I don't get it. I pressed download and it said download completed, but it's not in the download file folder.

It says it still doesn't work. I don't know, give up.

It is a JPEG.

Hmm.

Maybe it's not 36 by 36.

This is my last attempt.

You can't make it— it's too small. It's gotta be at least 40 by 40.

Nah, I give up. I can't do it. So fucking annoying.

I made it 40 by 40. It's a JPEG. It's a square. Why doesn't it work?

Give up. I can't be bothered. Stupid emojis. Oh, my back hurts from sitting like this.

Oh,

I feel like a prisoner forced to stream

because when I did YouTube

Well, when I did, when I did YouTube, the length of streaming wasn't important. The only thing important was whether I get a dono, like Super Chats. I'd basically just be sitting around waiting for the Super Chats, um, but I'd always get the Super Chats at the same time, like 7 or 8 PM, so it didn't really matter

if I streamed 10 hours earlier before that.

As long— I just need to get the Super Chats to make the money. It wouldn't really make a difference if I did 6 hours or 10 hours on YouTube, but with Kick, so now I've got to stream all fucking day to get the hourly thingy.

No, I'm not using dynamic micropayment. Is it an option? Is it a setting?

Why I'm trapped having to stream all day long.

Because time is money.

I don't know how I made the emote work last time, and now I can't figure out how to get emotes. Upload it.

Can't be bothered.

It needs to be 36 by 36 pixels, less than 970 kilobytes, a square. So I don't think it—

if it has no background, it won't be a square. It'll be like a weird shape.

Canva doesn't let you do less than 40 by 40.

8-year-plus sub badge. Imagine someone subbed for 8 years. They get the golden Chihiro emoji.

How much would they have paid over 8 years?

5 times 12 times 8.

60.

60 times 8 is what?

540. Oh, I got it wrong. 480. It's not that much over 8 years.

I wonder if I can— can mods add emotes?

No.

Getting hungry.

I can't believe the US airstrikes Iran and it barely tanked.

Boring.

Just tanked 1%.

No, I'm not banning people anymore.

Chat interaction and viewers equals money.

Say whatever you want to say. I'm not banning people unless you say the N-word. Then I have to ban you, unfortunately.

Go nuts.

More money for me. Bring the bootleg server.

What if someone calls you 40 kg? I don't even care anymore. I don't even know why I was getting so triggered.

Isn't Iran gonna do anything? Like strike back?

Bunch of wussies.

I want to make— I'm going to close my shorts.

Market's going down a bit now.

Tesla's going to tank, I think.

That rip was not sustainable.

They launched out a single missile. Why even bother? No one's even scared.

Kick's gonna make us rich. $5K a month.

Definitely not gonna help someone who stalks and harasses his exes, is super toxic and childish. Oh, it's that stupid idiot who called me narcissist in the chat.

So you don't want to help my poor mother?

Manipulation tactics.

That MTG guy was really annoying. It's funny how the really annoying people won't come over and they think I'm gonna be sad about that.

I wanted to get rid of these people for ages,

although it would spice up the chat, I guess, if they were here annoying me.

Really weird. Like, they, they can sit for hours and hours watching my streams on YouTube, but coming to Kick is too hard and too much effort. As if they're so busy

when they were watching my YouTube streams all day.

Well, they're missing out on some amazing Kick stream content, am I right?

Blood Bucket not coming. Well, she doesn't donate anymore, so who cares.

How much Super Chats do I get anyway? Let me check.

I bet it's like $200. I make that in a day on Kick. Revenue. I wonder how much Super Chats had the whole time.

$226 Super Chats in a month. That's rubbish. I made that in a day on Kick. What about lifetime?

Why would they not want me to be rich? I could do more things.

I made $120,000 on YouTube lifetime.

I made $19,000 on Super Chats

since 2017. My first ever Super Chat It was

August 2017

on Sunday. I wonder who it was. My most Super Chats were— oh my God. When my— well, when was that? January 2021, Friday. $502.

Who the hell donated $502? On Friday, January 8th. That was after Meta dumped me.

That was right after Meta dumped me. Do you remember someone giving me $500 dono? I don't.

And then the second highest dono day was—

I can't, it's too zoomed out.

I wish it said who donated it.

Although if I go on Streamlabs—

hmm.

Kick doesn't have all this data. I wonder if they have it but they don't let the creators see it. Surely they have it.

It says Super Chat $500. On the 8th, and then

it won't let me zoom in.

February 9th. That must be after my dad died. $300 super chats.

Those were the days.

It's been kind of dead since 2021.

What about Streamlabs?

I remember there's some girl who was like using daddy's credit card and she would drop $200 Super Chats. I was like, oh, thanks. Wow, thanks, so generous.

Now I dropped my toothpick.

I want to see who my Streamlabs leaderboards— where is it?

Tip history.

How do I sort it?

Ah, top tippers.

Hmm. Today, all time.

Oh, username Nigger, amount $1,400.

Is that the guy who always does the $1 donos? Because he's done 1,355 donos but only donated $1,388. So it must be a dollar per dono. And then Vlogfield, $950, 900 counts.

Nicholas, $780.

Damn, I didn't realize Vlogfield donated so much. Was that why he was mad when I called him a troll? Marty. I didn't realize he was my second top biggest donator.

Last dono was on July 25th, 2024. Hasn't even donoed in a year. Weak. Where's Chosen? Uh, Chosen number 7, $233, $232, 225 counts.

Uh, first dono 2023, last one June 22nd, 2024. Wait, that was yesterday.

Thanks so much.

And McLovin. Ah, I miss McLovin. He was funny. $272, 268 counts. First dono April 2021, last dono August 2021.

Chung L, quite a good donor. But he didn't come to Kick. I miss Chung L. He dropped some nice donos, like $5, $3. $260, 73 counts. He started on— he used to do Super Chats and he moved to PayPal. His first one was on December 2024. Last one was May 2025. I wonder if he'll come to Kick.

Who's number 6?

Well, the Kick money is worth more than the dono money, to be honest.

Vishidu, $135.

He turned on me in 2023. That was his last dono.

2023. Who else do we have here? Alexandra Cruz. I remember her. OG viewer. First dono October 20th, 2017. Last dono November 2017.

She didn't even make it to 2018.

Abused cockroach.

Chihiro's ex-lover. $41.

McLovin was a

good troll.

Who else we got here? Gay Kentent.

Poppy. Is that the same Poppy I banned? Poppy Seed.

$21. These are just PayPal donos. What about Super Chats?

It's not, um, ordering them.

How much was I in PayPal?

Um.

Um, oh, Real Life Doomer, $4,

but that's just for this month. But all time,

it doesn't calculate all of them together, I think.

$42

total from real life Duma.

I remember last time I saw I could order the Super Chats and Blood Bucket was at the top and it was like $3,000. Why can't I do that?

Unless— hmm, no.

Tip history.

Search by name. Blood Bucket. Oh, there she is. Wait, this is a fake Blood Bucket. Blood Bucket's dead dad. These are just PayPal's.

Super chats.

The super chats are not sorted by amount.

My total earnings from YouTube. Yeah, $120,000. That's not including PayPal though.

And then I think 50,000 from OnlyFans.

Oh my God, market tanked! What the fuck just happened?

Jesus, it just tanked real hard.

Did you see that?

Damn, what is— was Iran nuking America or something? I just gave back all the gains from today.

Now I'm up.

Maybe I stay short. You never know what could happen.

You gotta clean your house.

Why don't you want to clean it? Doesn't it feel good to make it nice and clean? Am I selling my setup before I go? What, the computer and stuff?

Hmm, maybe. Wouldn't it be cheaper if I just sent it back to my mum? To store it.

Do they do rent inspections? No, that'd be invasive, wouldn't it?

Dropping by for the monthly inspection to make sure you haven't trashed my house.

That would be so stupid.

Hmm, I don't know how to sort the Super Chats by amount.

Annoying. I got a $50 dono from George Trombly in 2017.

Hey, I'm restreaming your livestream on Japanese from Zero channel. It's a double stream.

The 2017-2018 dono messages here.

My mummy says I should only watch good people. Please tell me, Daniel, are you a good person? It's funny, it's got all the Super Chat messages as well.

I wonder if there was ever a Super Chat from Mila.

Uh, my first ever Super Chat, Noreen, $10. I wonder where she is now.

I wonder if any of these people died. We wouldn't even know, would we?

Explosion in Qatar.

It's ripping again.

Oh yeah, I remember T-Pop fever.

Did he do Super Chats or PayPals? Because it hasn't shown up.

If I type his name—

oh, there it is. It only says $20, $21 donos.

He did Super Chats. For some reason, you can't really search for Super Chats or order it from highest amounts.

Oh, I want to find out who did the, the $500 dono in 2021.

I have to keep clicking.

I'm starving.

Oh, Starpunk Bethy. I remember her.

She's donated 6 Swedish kronors.

I miss these people. Made my life easy with the free money.

Cesium. Do you think that was a real cesium? It's in pounds. I think it was. March 20th, 2019. Nothing beats drinking whiskey and listening to Hitori Bocchi from Welcome to the NHK. Didn't I bang his girlfriend a couple months later?

2019 is when I met Pia first time, shortly after my dad died.

Maybe he didn't know.

See, I got a lot of Super Chats from Cesium 2019.

Oh, you remember Darkside Laments? He used to donate a lot.

I miss all these people from my peak days.

Where'd they all go?

Maybe Cesium's got kids and a family now.

Caleb from Hyrule, he used to donate a lot.

Oh, Teapot Fever.

April 15th, 2019. Tell us who you had cereal with. Do you think that was Pia? Was I keeping it a secret? How did they know I had cereal with anyone?

Yeah, a lot of OGs gone now.

Okay, I've got to get to 2021.

Oh, do you remember Oliver Govrick? He used to come into Discord and talk about XRP, Bitcoin— I mean, crypto coin. He's gone too now.

When are we going to get a sleep stream? Never, because I'm not allowed to make money doing sleep streams. Otherwise I would just never turn the stream off. 24 hours. But no,

I think I really should just switch the stream on as soon as I wake up. The problem is I gotta go have a shower. So maybe once I've had a shower.

They said you can do a sleep stream, but then you gotta turn off income, but then what's the point? If I'm not making income, there's no point doing it.

Paris Hilton ASMR, remember that person? They donated a lot. I think they're Russian. They did some super chats in Russian.

Translate. Hello sweetie, how are you?

Yeah, Kick doesn't want you to just

stream yourself not doing anything, I guess, like sleeping.

What do you mean they won't find out? Of course they would. I've got stupid idiots on Reddit reporting me.

Andy Olson donated a lot too, the gay guy who's been watching me since 2017. I think 2016, actually.

What I've learned is They always find out eventually, and then you get fucked.

There's so many from Cesium, and they're in— oh, they're in dollars. It must be a fake Cesium.

Ice is a weirdo. Why? What do you do?

I can hear voices outside.

Ice was really good in 2017 and '18.

I think from 2020, he— his stuff hasn't been very good.

The Japan subathons have been okay.

Cartoon Scientist, do you remember her? Has she completely disappeared, even off the bootlegs?

I remember I checked my Twitch whispers and she sent me a whisper on it a few years ago, so I replied. She said something like— her first message was like, do you want to shag in a love hotel? And then she threatened me. She was like, wouldn't want Sunny to know what you just said to me.

Cartoonist in Shins.

I found her comment on one of Social Repo's Shorts. Had her real name in the username.

I forgot what it was.

She was a strange person.

American Ajumma, do you remember her?

A lot of T-pop fevers and Oliver Govrix 2020.

Damn, Oliver Govrix so many times.

Mail Order Bride, I remember that person too.

Uh, we must be getting close.

2021. January 8th, wasn't it?

Must be the next page.

Oh my God. Yeah, it was her. She's Canadian too. January 8th, 2021. Raider D. She sent

4 Super Chats in the same day. $140 Canadian, $70 Canadian, $140 Canadian, $140 Canadian. How much is that?

140 times 2 plus 140 plus 70 is $500 Canadian.

She was weird. I remember DMing her and she was kind of annoying.

Looks like £250.

She dropped so much in just one day and then disappeared.

Where's Moon? She's gone. She said her piece on the Discord last night. She's not happy.

I stopped replying to her because it got annoying. All she would do is whine about Crypt because I wasn't banning her or because I talked to her.

Oh well, battery's probably dying. I don't know why these women always want to boss me about.

She was upset because you were— I don't know.

She said Crips keeps saying she's gonna fuck you, can't you ban her? I said just ignore her because you were saying sexual things

and I wasn't banning you.

Wow. January 8th, 2021, Waking Dream Tarot Donated $300 with no message. The hell happened on January 8th that made people donate nearly $500? $300. I wonder if this stream is still up.

It must be. January 8th, 2021. Made $500.

Jesus, 7, 8 years worth of live streams. Oh, I went past that. 2021,

uh, January.

It's gone.

January 2nd, 2021. Self-isolation in England, day 1. After I came back from the Netherlands,

I made $100. It's crazy, isn't it?

We got 10K views. I had 400 viewers in 2021 and only made $100. If that was Kick and I had 400 viewers, I would make nearly $1,000.

Hmm, that's weird. All the streams from January— all the streams from half of 2021 are gone. The next one is in June when I was in Manchester.

There's no stream from January 8th. Why would I have deleted it?

Maybe it was me clickbaiting COVID and I got scared.

Has the taxman come for my Kick money yet? It's only been 4 days. Calm down.

I want to see, um, hmm, let me think.

Highest viewed livestream was my sister's one, wasn't it? 90,000 views on a livestream. It— oh my God, it only made $230. For 90,000 views

with 800 viewers. That's rubbish. YouTube is really rubbish, isn't it, compared to Kick?

Yeah, I think today's day 5 on Kick. I already made $1,000.

Or certain Canadian money.

It really makes you think YouTube money sucks compared to kicks. One thousand four hundred Canadian dollars in five days. Pretty good.

Did I give her money for the stream? No. Imagine thinking I gave anyone any of my YouTube money. My money.

Why is Qatar getting blown up? Is that why the market's crashing right now?

Why would Qatar get blown up?

Explosions heard in Qatar after a credible threat by Iran against US base. Oh, it's kicking off. The US base is going to get wrecked now.

Iranian threats to retaliate. Good thing I didn't close my shorts.

Oh, Tesla's holding, didn't tank completely. Where's gold? Oh, gold's going up. Barrick Gold. Not doing anything.

Oh, it's tanking! Holy shit, we're back to the lows of the day. Now can we get back to the, um, US airstrike lows on— was it Sunday? It was yesterday, wasn't it?

I think we go back to the airstrike lows.

They do say last weeks of June are the worst.

Back to reminiscing.

Hmm, Lapland Grieve.

Dirt McGirt. Do you remember Dirt McGirt? I miss that guy. He used to drop nice fat $5 super chats regularly.

Don't mind if other fangirls go for Daniel.

Really? He seems to get upset every time it happens though.

Like, do you mind if I met AJ in Thailand as friends?

She said we could do a stream.

Oliver Govrick and T-Pop Fever popping up a lot.

2021, I was in Manchester. Damn, Oliver Govrick, so many Super Chats.

Can you ban Ed1? What? Who's he? Why is your fanbase annoying and toxic? You should get a dog.

These messages are funny.

JustEntourage. I remember pronouncing his name wrong every time.

Qatar airspace closed. Oh, it's kicking off.

Look what you did, America.

Remember Shepperton Studios? That old guy who had a YouTube channel about game coding or something?

Vishidu, $2 Australian. Have you broken even on Doge yet? Is going up.

I remember Silverpunk Skull. Why did people start calling Chihiro Chesh? Yeah, that was funny.

Neil Marshall was a good one too. He comes— he donates sometimes still.

Poor Baker.

I wonder when Blood Bucket's first dono was. I don't remember her really from long ago. I think it was 2022, first Blood Bucket Super Chat.

Love Shepperton Studios.

Love Oliver Guthrie.

Kerry B donated a lot too. $5, $2, $2, $2. Pay me for being a loyal mod, lol joke. Pay me, I'll send footage. Of what?

Carrie B's still around.

I hate when he says we aren't meeting. Yeah, I hated having to choose, but sometimes these girls are like I don't want you to meet so-and-so, or else.

Jenkins, Jenkins. Oliver, Oliver, Oliver. Vishy too.

Luling. Where's Blood Bucket?

Oh, Blood Bucket, first dono was on June 5th, 2022. ¥2,400. Message was go pee.

But I never really noticed, like remembered her until probably 2023. I don't know. I think I kind of remembered her from 2022. June.

Iran's aim's so bad. Do you think they're trying to miss on purpose because they're scared if they actually hit the target they'll get in trouble?

So they're doing it to look tough, but they don't actually want to do any damage.

Second blood bucket, July 2022, ¥2,400. Cheer up, Dan, your life's not that bad.

Hmm, it's fun looking at these.

Never forget, we lost many. They shall be remembered. I need toilet. What was my first donut? I'll look it up in minute.

Hmm, I'm cold. I miss being hot.

Okay, crypts first. I don't know,

must have been May,

I think. Was it April?

I wonder if Gerbert Sherbert will come over to kick. Are they at Crypt April 9th? Oh, April 8th.

Was it an earlier— I forgot when the Turkey Tom video came out. Was it March? It must have been March. Yeah, it must have been March before my birthday.

Oh, your name was Cheyenne then. March 17th. Yeah,

remember it came out just as Sunny made me quit YouTube. It was so annoying because I was happy because I was getting all this new traffic coming, and then she shuts me down. Yeah. May 17th, Cheyenne, $5. I can see you're going through it right now, so I won't bombard you with my messages. When you're ready, I

want to be your new girl. Crypt Cutie, $5. And then you need something healthy and take time to think about yourself. I wish you the best, future husband.

I bet— do you think Sunny saw those and she was not happy?

Get over Sunny and under me. God, it feels like such a long time now. The turkey tom video, the tapas restaurant on my birthday, my mum refusing to come on my birthday. I thought it'd be nice, you know, my mum comes, see my sister, brings Sunny, we go to a restaurant, get nice food. Instead, nope.

Was she still watching when you two were together? Who, my mum?

Who's this? Tonya Mel. $20, $5, $5, $20.

Wow. I love you. I'm your new biggest fan and the heart of the Hi My Room fandom. @corruptedmice on Discord. Oh, it's Mice. What's Mice up to now?

My mommy is Cripps Cutie. Perfect girl for you. I'm sure you'd be the best stepdad.

Feels like such a long time ago now.

Oh God, market is ripping again.

So annoying.

Every time something blows up, you gotta buy, I think.

Buy the explosion.

The Turkey Tom thing really only lasted— oh my God, the Chihiro livestream Q&A made $111. $111. That's funny. Twin flames. Yeah, the Toki Tom thing really only lasted a couple months.

Yeah, Sunny was watching streams the whole time. She would be in the stream chat.

Sunny used to be just like one of you guys in the chat. Joining in with the memes and the jokes, and then she got all butthurt.

She used to be cool, you would have liked her, but then she became an idiot.

Well, yeah, things would get messy if you, you changed as well and you were like, oh, I don't want you doing YouTube anymore, Daniel. Yeah, then I'd hate you because it'd be annoying.

I hate people telling me what to do.

I'm a free spirit.

I just lost £20 after the Qatar explosion thing ripped.

Should have taken profit.

$19,000 in Super Chats.

I can't order the highest amount. Really annoying.