Kick Livestreams/another bad day 2025-07-14 18_55 [50731951-another-bad-day] 480p

Mm. It's not very good. It's raining. I don't know if I go out or not. Oh. Well, at least I've got the GoPro working. Now I can't go outside unless I put my poncho on. I mean, the GoPro's waterproof. Why not? We're gonna get soaked. It's not raining that much. Just a little bit. This car feels really small when you're in the back. Huh. The thing on the back window, it's my dash cam. But there's no SD card plugged into it because I put it in the GoPro. Oh, God. Where's the other cable? Oh, my door's not opening. What?

The child lock turned on. What? Um, I'm kinda stuck in the car now. That's so stupid. What the fuck? How do I open the door? <laugh> K-Bug messaged me. She said, "It's funny how I'm a bitch, yet you act more like a woman than I do. Obviously, I don't want to fucking meet you anymore when you can go a week without so much as a text. You're a mentally ill, insecure man child. That's the same reason no other girl wants to meet you either, and the only way you get laid is if you're paying someone. You talk about girls talking to other guys, but you do the same thing. You're a hypocrite loser who can't even open a can, and I never liked you." <laugh> Wow. Looks like I made the right choice blocking her. What a bitch.

What a bitch she is. I can't get out my car. Hold on. That's so dumb. Okay, I'm out. Hm? I don't know if I need my coat. I might take my coat off. It kind of proves my point though. She is a bitch, isn't she? Oh, never even liked you anyway. Well, then why would I text? Why would I care about texting then? I never liked you either. Though you're boring. And stupid. Yeah, I saw her saying something on the, the other server saying that she didn't want to meet me. So then I, I banned her from my Discord and I blocked her because she's just a time waster.

If you don't wanna meet, then stop saying you wanna meet. Just another time waster, really. And then she had to go to the lengths to reach... So childish. These two. Where's USB? It's a stream worker. Let's see. Get myself a sticker. Why is it not plugging in this one? And she's wasting my time pretending to wanna meet when she and then get mad. Oh, I got it. I'm gonna put this in here. God, fucking... Okay. I think I'm ready. Jesus. Why is it so fiddly? God, I think I've got everything working. Oh, on the GoPro.

Yeah, just like sunny. Go have the last word, don't you? Right, a spiteful little hate comment. Okay. It might be a bit windy. What's in this pocket? It's weird. Now I've got this phone and that phone. I guess because I'm streaming the GoPro, I don't use this phone. And what do I do with that? Backpack. They're bringing portable toilets up here. But she was messing about all the time. Oh shit, it's Wendy. Yeah, I just got vibes from her that she's just messing about. She's a time waster. Damn, look at these clouds. Are they bringing portable toilets up here? That cloud looks crazy.

Okay, how does this look compared to the phone? The phone streams. This is what I wanted to do yesterday, but I couldn't get the hotspot working. Wow, the cloud is insane. Yeah, girls get mad when you stop texting them. It's funny, isn't it? Now one thing I never understood about girls is why they give such a big fucking fuck about texting. It's like, "Oh no, you didn't text me for two days. My fragile ego is shattered now." It's boring. Texting girls is fucking boring. No guy enjoys texting girls. They're only texting you because they wanna fuck you. And when they stop caring about fucking you, they don't text you anymore because they don't give a shit. It's boring as fuck. "Oh, how are you? How's your day? Oh, my day's good. Oh, what are you doing today?.

Every girl gets pissed when you stop texting them, as if they think they're so interesting to text. They much boring people I wanna text. I'd rather te - if I was gonna text a guy, I'd rather text a guy and talk about interesting stuff like making money. How are you talking y'all? But yeah, usually it goes like, the girls are interested in me, text me a lot. I'm kinda dry. I get bored texting them, so I stop texting them. And then they're like, "Oh, I lost interest because you didn't text me." Who fucking hurt? Don't give a shit. Fucking boring texting girls.

I know why they wanna text all the time so much. Well, better things to do is sit around texting, pointless drivel. Boring fucking people. As if I got nothing else to do. We on Kit Hill again. Very beautiful. How many connections I got? Uh, I got four. Yeah. I know. I know. Wait, this stupid Smash Samsung keeps turning off the connection. Uh, Smash Samsung. I don't know why. It's really hard to get it tethered and stay tethered. I guess it's fine like this. Can you hear me okay? Yeah, Smash Samsung. It's really windy, by the way. Like, insanely windy.

Uh, do you wanna see the text? Hello? I don't know if you can see it. It's funny how I'm a bitch, it acts, you act more like a woman than I do. <laugh> Yeah, I get lost. Go fuck Vincent or something. Go fuck the whole bootleg server, guys. Worthless waste of time. These fucking E girls. Get all fuck off. Why don't you all go fuck EDK and get impregnated by him? Fucking, go suck off the bootleg dick. Or get the fuck out my channel, get the fuck out my Discord, get the fuck out my DMs.

Fucking girls. All you fuck off. K bug Crips. Get the fuck out here. Things were good before the fucking Turkey Tom video dropped. And then all these psycho girls coming on my Discord now. Uh, I blocked her on Discord, but then she sent me a message on Instagram to write a little hate comment, just like Sunny. Sunny writes a stupid little essay and then blocks me. So she thinks she can write her stupid fucking dribble and then block me so I can't say anything. Get fucked. Um, I don't know. Why is Samsung so annoying? Hold on.

So how's the video quality? I'll try reconnecting Samsung. I've already done it like... I'm having trouble with the connection. Please try - Yeah, shut up, Siri. Okay. Oh God, I don't know why. There's always something going wrong when I come out. Why the fuck won't anything just fucking work? Ah. It's like it works at home and it doesn't work when I come outside. Oh, well, let's do three connections. Fine, I guess. I just don't get it. Um, maybe it's the cable. I don't know. Okay. Maybe it's the cable. Uh... Okay. I trust. Eh. Weird. Yeah, how's the picture quality?

It looks so stable. Like, uh, sometimes I think the stream's frozen because nothing's moving apart from the leaves blowing. Yeah, so I've actually never been down this bit of Kit Hill. You know, I've been here so many times. I've never been down this part. There's a little quarry, apparently. What do you mean it's not that good? It looks amazing. How the hell is the only way I get laid by paying girls? What was that stuff? I've had non-paid sex way more than I've had paid sex. Like I had sex with Jahiro like 2,000 times. Mila, probably like 800 times. I had sex with Sunny like 500 times. There's no way I paid for sex thousands of times. That would've cost so much money. I, I had paid sex maybe like 40 times. I don't know, 50 times maybe.

There's no way I would've been able to afford to pay for sex thousands of times. If it's like $150 per sex, you would've paid like half a million dollars. What a childish, immature brat. Same maturity levels of retards on the bootleg server. It's probably why she likes it there. Fits right in with the morons. I don't know why I can hear someone's voice. I can't see any people. Sister messaged me. Vehicle tax reminder. When do I have to pay it? Why don't they send me an email? Why do they keep sending mail to my mom's house?

Your vehicle tax runs out on the 31st of July. Okay. Plenty of time. Yeah, funny, that person in the comments mentioned it earlier. I don't know if I should put the sun cream on. I didn't put any sun cream on because I though it was gonna be cloudy. But actually now I feel the sun on my neck. And now there's actually no clouds. Suncream's in my bag. It's not wearing a voice, is it? Why is there voices over there? I don't know. I wanna go back. I see cars parked over there and I can hear kids' voices and go back.

Maybe I'll go to the top of the hill instead. I don't know why. It's a Monday. Why are there kids out camping or something? No, my sister just took a picture of the mail that came for me. Said 195 pounds for my road tax. Got paid by 31st of July. I wanna go to the little quarry. Oh. Kay Bug's mad at me because I called her a time wasting e-girl bitch. Guess I was right. Yeah, she was never gonna come anyway, whatever. As if she was ever gonna come and see me. These girls are a waste of time.

Oh, waste of time, flip-flopping, talk a lot but no action. I don't care if they hate me because they're just meaningless. God, I hate American girls so much. American girls are like the biggest waste of time, mentally ill retards. Terminally online. We have messed up viewpoints. I can't stand them. It's a shame. It's a shame that the biggest part of the English speaking world is Americans. So half of them are gonna be American girls. It's really annoying. Why the hell do Americans have to breed so much? 300 million Americans. There's like 60 million British. I don't know how many Australians, like 50 mil.

I don't know how... I guess Canadians count as Americans. There's not really much difference. Stupid Gen Z-E girls need to get the fuck off the internet and get a life. Mentally ill retards. Oh, I really like you. Oh, I wanna meet and have sex. Yeah, get the fuck off the internet and get therapy, maybe. You can lose this. Gen Z American girl, instant red flag. Oh, look at that view. The view kind of looks better on the GoPro. Like the, the colors and the shadows look better. If you can't understand the perspective of what can be wearing the message. What perspective?

Her perspective is she's mad because I called her a bitch and then blames it on me for not texting her. H - what, what's hard to understand? Who says I don't understand the perspective? Yeah, I'm using the GoPro now. It's so fucking windy. Oh my God. There's never any good weather in this country. Rainy, cloudy, or extremely hot. K-bug's a massive troll. She's just like an edgy teenage girl on the internet trolling. No different to people like that meat grinder. They just play this role of like ego. You can see right through it. They're not real women.

I got the mental maturity of a child. Yeah, she just turned 20. She's like still basically a teenager. Wasting time. Oh, I should have driven to the top. I though I was gonna go down to that little quarry, but I heard voices. So no. How old is Crips? She's 28, if that's to be believed. What if she's actually like 36? Who knows? People lie. Can't trust anything they say. Really kind of wish I drove to the top now. I don't know if I keep the go for a. They're doing construction up there now. What are they doing? Ruining my peace.

Sit back. They're doing some kind of work in the generator room. Yeah, I don't know if I keep the GoPro. Oh. They're doing some kind of work in the generator room. It is kind of nice how small it is though. The wind. Yeah, it's a really windy week. The whole week is gonna be windy, unfortunately. And my wind muff is too big. It only fits my phone. Oh well, can't let the weather stop me from coming outside. People's voices travel so far, except mine. It's funny how when, when girls are mad at you, they pull out the, you're an incel, you can't get sex. Women hate you for this reason, Daniel. Yeah, I had more sex than any of you. Trust me.

I get sex right now for one on this hill. Go sex up a granny. I had sex five women last year. How many sex you had? May I put on some sun cream here? First they'll say you can only get sex if you pay for it. And then they'll say you can only get sex with fat grannies or leftover women. And then they say, you can only get sex with mentally ill girls. So unless you're having sex with like 10 out of 10 mentally sane people, in their minds it doesn't count. Okay. Why would I wanna be like Bonnie Blue or have sex with a thousand men?

A thousand women, maybe. Okay, GoPro test. Testing GoPro at Kit Hill. Test number 12. How's it looking? Uh, how do they get their car up here? People over there. Why, why is the car up here? It's like I'm playing Pac-Man. Go back the other way. Uh, you think on a Monday morning there wouldn't be people around? Uh, no. Is it a school holiday or something? Um, I think I'm gonna miss the postwoman to pick up my hat because the schedule is 11:45 to 1:45. It's half 10 now, which means I would have to leave in half an hour, but I just got here. So we're gonna have to miss the collection.

I'm gonna have to miss the collection, maybe get it collected tomorrow. Uh, I feel like it's not worth, it's not worth not streaming to get 20 pounds back from my refund. When I can return it tomorrow, and then tomorrow I'll do a half day. I think tomorrow do half day stream, like a 10 hour. And then no sign of Crypt at all. Crypt has completely vanished. I don't know if there's any sign of her from anyone else. She's not on Discord or anywhere. Completely gone. Didn't she disappear before for like a week because she got depressed?

I think she gets depressed and then just disappears without a word. It's kind of annoying. Oh. Oh, that's Wendy. Well, you don't think the Tesco girl was cute. She had little pigtails, fringe, nice skin, very pale. Maybe go down this bit. Could they? Well, if Crypt still wants to come and she actually is gonna come, I wouldn't say no. Says I'm not gonna give her any money. If you wanna come, just come, but you gotta do it yourself because I don't trust you now. I'll believe her when she actually shows up at the airport with a pic of her at the airport. I'm not going all the way to the airport and she's not really there. I'm not that dumb.

So I'm not saying I don't wanna meet her, it's just I don't believe anything she says now. Yeah, I'm using GoPro now. GoPro 13. Very windy. Although I don't know if I wanna keep it. It depends what the Flip seven looks like, so I guess I'll wait for the Flip seven and then decide which one to keep. My hair's getting destroyed. But at least it's not scorching. Yeah, stabilization looks pretty good. It makes my skin look really bad though, look. How bad's my skin? Skin looking pretty bad. My skin looked better on the S10 plus because the camera was lower res.

Maybe I get an old GoPro. Maybe I get a GoPro seven again. Do I still wanna go to Thailand? Yeah. I meet AJ, do some streams. But we go out at night, not in the daytime. We go out like four or five PM, I think. I mean, we could go to like a temple in the day, but it's gonna be hot. I wonder if AJ flings too. Then we got, that's, AJ's like the last one <laugh> and then there's no one. Oh, there's a Canadian girl, but I don't know. She's... No girls. I don't even care about sex. I just want a girl to show up on stream and then we hang out.

Uh, three to four girls to zero. <laugh> Yeah, but were any of them actually real? They all had weird conditions, like K-Bug says, "I'll, I'll only meet you after you've met Crips, but Crips never come in." And then the other one says, "I only meet you after you had sex with someone." Okay, who am I gonna have sex with? And then Crips has gone missing. And then Cake disappeared. And then that British girl blocked me because I showed her pics on stream. I think it's been, yeah, three or four months since I broke up, Sunny.

Okay, whatever. Wait. I remember one thing that annoyed me about Moon. I was, I was talking about, um, streamers who just sit there watching other people's content, and then I said, "At least I make original content." And then Moon says in the chat, "You don't make original content." What the fuck are you talking about? My whole channel is original content. Yeah, okay, maybe I copied a couple titles here and there, but the things I'm saying in the video is my own original thoughts. It's not like I just copied word for word what was in the other videos. I don't sit there watching other people's content and reacting to it. Like, sometimes maybe I'll just show it on my phone. I'll be like, "Hey guys, this is funny." Moon was so annoying. She's like, "You don't make original content. Shut the fuck up. What the fuck are you talking about?

Like, 90% of my channel is original content based on my own life, relationships, people I met. How the hell is that not original?" Like, she was so argumentative. Like, she though she was right all the time. She sounded very bossy as well. I would find her irritating instantly, I think. Like, we would have sex, and then as soon as that starts, she would start bossing me about. Like, I could sense it just from the messages.

Just from the messages, I could sense she was bossy and annoying. Imagine how annoying she'd be in real life. Bullet dodged. I mean, I might have put up with it for a bit just to bang her, but no. If we can't even get through the messaging phase, then I'm not interested. Now she's gone off and stolen Walamo. I don't know how Walimo's, like... She's my best friend. The girl I've been talking to for, like, a week that I only know because she was on your channel. Weird. Like, viewers become friends with one of my love interests and then get mad at me because I shit talk the girl. So weird.

Like, Walimo never gave a shit when I talked shit about all the other people, did he? But with Moon, it's like, oh, something so special about Moon. He said, he said he clicked with Moon. About what? Moon is, like, the most boring, basic, edgy, emo, artist kind of ego I've ever met, or not met. There's nothing special about her at all. Caught feelings from texting. <laugh> Lame. Um... Oh, well. I'm batting all these girls. Send them back to Turkey Tom. Not satisfied. Not up to my standards. Mm, so I finally got the setup working. Four connections. GoPro.

Good quality. How do I feel? Uh... I don't know. It's nice, I guess. But it doesn't really change anything. Send it all back. Send the GoPro back. Get rid of it. Girls think if I date him and broke up, he'll talk about for years. Well, yeah. Imagine thinking I won't talk about you. <laugh> What? That's all we do on the channel, is we shit talk people. Men, women, relatives, my mom. No one is safe. Imagine thinking you're safe just because you were my girlfriend. You wish. What was that? Why not give up on egos? Well, I was, and then stupid turkey Tom made a video about me sending a whole wave of girls at me.

And I though, okay, maybe there's someone good among this pile of rubbish coming at me. I haven't found... I mean, AJ seems good. I wouldn't mind being friends with AJ, but all the others is just annoying time wasters. Yeah, I stopped texting to all of them, basically, because it's boring. Horsey horse. I don't text people. I find texting people boring. Like, I bare... I don't even talk to my sister. I'm not... I talk on stream, but I don't talk with people because I find it boring. And as I get older, I'm finding it harder and harder to pretend to care about it. I'll just say it...

Uh, we can chat, but I don't really have much to say really. How much battery you got? I got 45% before I got plug it in. Hmm. Yeah, it's, um... It's effing because the cable is wiggling and it's like the connection's not secure in the port, so I had to wiggle it back. It wasn't secure in the iPhone port. I need a good ethernet. Clips in, stays in. I like ethernet cables. I need lightning cable. Yeah, maybe. Someone sent me one, but it's very short, so I could use it and put the iPhone in the backpack and use the SN+ as my main phone. And then use GoPro as a streaming camera.

My hair looks weird. I'm struggling to text the other girl. I haven't texted her in a whole day now. I just don't know what to say. Oh, the package was delivered to one of your neighbors. It's funny they didn't give it to me. Well, the hat. Do you know... I don't wanna knock on the neighbor's door. Are they just gonna steal it or what? Hmm. You would think they would give it to me if it... I don't know. J - why... Are you sure you put 17 park court? 'Cause if it says 17 on the package, surely they wouldn't give it to me.

Unless they think I'm gonna come and not for it. Does it say which neighbor? I didn't see a parcel outside. Damn, stream's looking so good now. Do you remember how bad it looked when I was here? I was here looking for the boomerang, remember? And it looked awful. Now look at us. Amazing quality. Signed for by Lloyd. I don't know who that is. It's funny how the name's kind of like mine. Daniel Lloyd. You know, when I was doing every, there were two houses called Lord. I went up to, I saw her outside and I was handing her the parcel and I s- she says, "Blah, something, something Lord." And I said, "Yeah." And then I go, "That's my name too." <laugh> She looked really confused. I don't think she understood what I was trying to say.

I think sometimes I say stuff and it seems to make sense in my mind, but I haven't really fully explained the context to the person I'm saying it to and then they're confused. I kind of just assume they're gonna get what I'm saying, but they don't. "That's my name too. "She's like," What? What your name's Angela? "No. I don't know. I just got excited because someone else got the same name as me. Yeah, I often have to repeat myself two or three times because I haven't explained it well and they don't get what I mean.

Damn, the clouds look really good on the GoPro. Like really dynamic with the shadow and the light. At least it's not raining. Fucking be livery. They said please resubmit following information, individual address and business proof of address. I already sent them a picture of my post office letter. Usually they just pay me. I don't know why, why they keep asking me. Is it because I moved? No, I don't understand why they keep asking me to provide information. I've already provided it and they've already paid me before, so why are they asking again? Really weird. Am I gonna get my 40 pounds or what?

Why do they need my proof of address? Why does it matter where I live? Oh, what? Oh, what if they, like, they see the proof of address is the same as the delivery address and then they go, "Why are you delivering to your own address?" Uh-oh. What camera is this? This is the GoPro. Does it look good? Oh, well. So basically I... So basically, Rainbow paid 36 pounds for the shopping, and then I paid 11 pounds for it. So in total, we spent 46 pounds for 10 pounds for shopping <laugh> and I didn't get paid yet. <laugh> What do you mean can't believe Sonny kissed my face?

What's wrong with my face? She licked it too, and she rubbed a bum hole on it. Oh, shit, there's people over there and I just said that really loudly. <laugh> I'm playing Pac-Man in real life. You see people, you walk the other way. <laugh> Yeah, well, if viewers, if girl viewers don't wanna meet, then I'll just find other ways to meet. Maybe I'll have to do the socializing thing. And actually, I don't always talk shit about everyone I meet. I've only said nice things about Eugene, George Trombley, Pia, that guy I, I went for coffee with in Manchester. It's just if you annoy me, then yeah, I'm gonna talk shit about you. How about just don't annoy me? Is it hard?

I met many people without talking shit about them. So if girls don't wanna meet because they're worried I'm gonna talk shit about them in the future, then that kind of just implies that you know you're gonna annoy me. So then maybe you shouldn't meet me because maybe you're just an annoying person, like Kaba and Crypt. And Sunny was pretty annoying as well, you know. I think we can all agree she, Sunny is a very annoying person. Much more annoying than Mila. But they all think in their heads that they're such perfect people. They can't handle it when you break their bubble.

Yeah, I will shit talk them when things don't go my way, because it's annoying. And if things don't go my way, it's probably your fault, not my fault, because I didn't do anything wrong. You wanted to meet a streamer and date a streamer and then you told the streamer to stop streaming. That's on you. You're the idiot. That's not on me. You, you met me knowing I'm a streamer and YouTuber, and I went through a lot of financial and emotional stress to be with her. And then she turns around and goes, "You gotta stop streaming." Who the fuck does that? So yeah, she's a twat.

I'm probably, I'm probably down tens of thousands of pounds because I've moved to Devon. Now I have a house to look after. Otherwise, I'd probably be at my mom's house and I'd be up maybe 15,000 pounds. The move to Devon plus the rent and everything, it's like five, 6,000, nearly 10,000 pounds. And I lost my girlfriend faster. So not only did I lose nearly 10,000 pounds, I also lost a good girlfriend who was faster trying to chase Sunny. But, you know, at least I got to visit this place, like, experience living here. It's quite a nice place, I guess.

I would've, I probably would've stuck with Faster if Sunny disappeared earlier. I though I could have a relationship with Sunny and it would be good, but it was awful. Constantly whining because I don't text. Why a girl's ever not gonna whine because I don't text? Seriously, that's such an important thing to you that I don't text. Huh. Things were better when you didn't have the internet. <laugh> Send one letter per month. Texting's boring. Texting is like, okay, I've gotta type out what I did today, and then I've gotta ask them what did they do today? And then I have to try and fish out some kind of interesting question out of what they did in the day that connects with the personality to make them feel like I care.

It's a, it's... Oh my God, it's a chore. I just get AI to do it. So you ask like a bunch of questions to figure out what they've done today, and then you could build upon the info they gave you by answering the follow-up question. Uh, I can't be bothered. Like I wanna have sex, but is it really worth it? Can't we have sex and then we do the talking? Mila used to do that. After we had sex, Mila would become very chatty and I'd be falling asleep. She would just start talking a lot after sex, and I'd be like, "Oh, I just nutted. I wanna sleep." She would tell me, "Wake up." I guess it's kind of ironic as a guy who just talks for a living nonstop that I don't enjoy talking. Like the biggest problem I have with girls is the bit where you gotta talk to them.

Sometimes it's nice when there's something happening, like something interesting, or you wanna plan stuff together. And then sometimes it's boring. I wanna just be quiet and not talk. But they feel like you need to talk to have a connection, but you don't talk to your dog or your cat and you can have a connection. Well, people talk to their dogs, but they don't talk back. I don't really talk too fast much. We would just... I don't know. Yeah, I remember in the beginning parts in the car, I would be very quiet and then she would say she's never met a guy who talks as little as I do. She would ask me, "What's wrong? Are you okay?" 'Cause I'd just be in the car sitting there looking at the scenery.

But I wouldn't really talk much. I just didn't know what to say. I'd be like, "Oh, look, a tree. Oh look, car crash." She though I was mad at her or something. She said she never met someone like me who doesn't talk. <laugh> Oh, I can talk a lot, but you won't like what I say. Girls want me to talk until I start talking a lot and then they don't like what I say. That's why I keep my mouth shut. Oh, shut up about my skin. You wanted good quality? This is what it looks like.

That's what good quality looks like. Don't make me put the skin filter back on. Yeah, I don't like GoPro. It makes my skin look bad. I like the phone better. It's making me look ugly. It's making me look uglier than I actually am. This is not real. It's fake. It's not what I look like. I don't believe it. Yeah, it does look... The surroundings look really nice. The greens and the blues. Oh, if I'm ugly, then why did so many girls wanna marry me and be with me? Jahiro didn't think I was ugly, did she?

Ugly, no charisma, no ribs, no money. Gonna die alone. Getting old as well. And not nice personality. It's over. All the egos have fled. Banned on dating apps. It's just me and Bobby from here. Oh, it's hard having a good personality. When everyone's so fucking annoying, like I try and be nice and everyone's so annoying. I really want to be a nice person and I try, I try to be nice. But oh my God, nice stupid cable. The cable's not connecting. Look. Oh, now it's connected. That's weird. I just gave it a rub. What's stopping me from being gay? 'Cause I don't wanna have a boyfriend. I wanna have a girlfriend.

Long hair, nice bum, boobs. Two holes better than one. Audio's better like this. Let's put it like this anyway. 21% battery. I might have to plug it in now. Take, maybe I take the battery out because it gets really hot. Uh, I hope it's okay to pull the battery out. Yeah. Imagine it wasn't plugged in. I pulled the battery out. Imagine I lose the battery. Okay. I'll do this POV view now. Damn, the clouds look cool. I can hear voices again. Wow. It does look more stunning from the GoPro. I can hear voices, but I can't see people.

Do you think more girls would wanna meet if I put more effort into texting? 'Cause I barely texted Crypt. Crypt was writing essays and I'd be like, "Okay." Oh, hey, AJ. We got the GoPro out today. Any word from Crypt? Nope. Message not read. No reply. She's not on Discord. She's just disappeared. I'm sure there's some reason. She got her money and bounced. Well, the $40 on OnlyFans. <laugh> Yeah, it's funny, people are so scared of me talking about them. I've had a lot of people, not just girls, tell me to not talk about them.

Why are they so scared of me talking about them? Yeah, one time I hung out with Tiko Sam, and he brought his other friend with him, like two other friends. So the four of us guys hung out and walked about, went to bars and stuff, and I was filming it on my GoPro. And then after the day finished and I went home, I got a message from one of the guys. He asked me to delete the videos. <laugh> He was like, "Hey, Dan, nice to meet you earlier today. I noticed you were filming on the GoPro. I was just wondering if you could delete it if I'm in it." I just ignored him. Fuck off. I'm gonna delete my video. Why would I delete it? Like, who cares if you're in the video? No one knows who you are. You can't even see your face.

Why would I do a favor for you? I hate it when people tell me, Don't do this, don't do that. I just ignored him. People are so weirdly protective over their privacy. Like when Trahiro's lesbian friends told me to delete the video, I got mad because I asked them if it's okay if I film, and they said yeah. And then later, they changed their minds and wanted me to remove it, but I refused. Oh my God, it's raining. Oh, no. Oh, shit. Oh, no, what do I do? Oh, no. I should have brought my coat. Oh, no. <laugh> Did I get my, I get my thingy out? Not that thingy. Huh.

Oh, where's my phone? I like it. Everything's gonna get wet, like my phone. The GoPro's waterproof, but I got the fluff open to charge it. So the, the waterproof is not really working at the moment because I got the charging port open. That's so silly that it's waterproof, but not when you're charging it. I think it stopped already. Seems like it stopped. It was really heavy and now it's just completely stopped already. Okay. I think it's over. <laugh> That was quick. Well, I might start again, so I'll just leave it on again. My main concern is the water getting in the iPhone charging port and then my tethered connection won't work anymore.

You know what? I put the iPhone in the backpack and then I'll get my S10+ out and use that. That might be better. Uh, no, I don't snitch secrets. Don't know what you're talking about, Chubs. I'd never do that. I'd never do that. It might suddenly rain again, so I might just leave this on. Oh God. What a hassle. Okay. iPhone is safe. I got my SM Plus out. Yeah, I'm a bit worried about the bella box because I didn't put the bag under my raincoat, which would be difficult now. But I zipped it up, so it should be fine.

Oh God. Everyone has to be cautious what they say to Daniel. Um, well, it's like you wouldn't, you wouldn't sell nukes to a country and then start acting hostile towards that country, would you? So why would you tell me your secrets and then start being hostile to me when you gave me ammunition? By the way, there's stuff about Sunny that I haven't said, just to let you know that I do draw the line at some point. It usually involves people D-Y-I-N-G-ing. Just saying. I've only revealed like, um, level, level three secrets. There are level four and level five secrets that I don't feel like I need to reveal or expose. That's going too far. Even I have some morals.

No, trust me, I haven't said anything. I mean, I haven't said everything. How would you know? Like if I haven't said it, then you wouldn't know that I haven't said it. Would you like my plastic bag? Hmm. Why is my kick not playing the stream? Okay. Yeah, look at my plastic bag. It suddenly started raining and then it stopped. What level is stealing donuts? It's probably like level two. Level two secrets. It's embarrassing. What? Stealing toilets. I mean, stealing donuts. Weird, there's a road over there. I went up there last time and I got nearly stuck in the brambles. I don't want to go up there again. I'll walk back.

Level four and level five are either extremely illegal activities that I would not reveal, or extremely personal details that I also would not reveal. I have only revealed level three secrets. Although with Jahiro, I guess level five did get leaked. Yeah, it's because she was snitching on me telling everyone I didn't pay my tax. So I had to respond with my own level four secret. And well, Mila's mom reported her dad to the police for growing marijuana in his apartment and he got sent to jail. Imagine you go to jail because your wife snitched on you. That's a dick move.

And then she ran away to Spain with Mila when Mila was a kid. This happened like 20 years ago probably. 25 years ago. Mila's mom's bit, bitch, to be honest. And then she, she got with another man, had another daughter. Mila's got a stepsister, but Mila's way better looking. I don't know, like the dad has some jeans to make some good looking daughters, even though the dad just looked like a man. So when you have sex with a girl, you're basically having sex with 50% of a man, because she gets 50% of her looks from a dad. So that's kind of gay.

It's like you look at, like imagine you're having cereal with your girlfriend and you meet the girlfriend's dad and then you look at the dad's face, you see parts of the face from your, you see parts of your girlfriend's face from the dad, like, oh, the nose looks kind of similar. But I didn't really see anything in Mila's dad's face that looked like Mila. But I recognize a bit of Mila in her mom. So maybe Mila's not actually her dad's daughter. Maybe her mom cheated. I mean, it's five years later. Do you think Mila really cares what I say about her anymore? She doesn't care at all. So why not?

I think after five years, level four and five secrets, fair game. It's like, uh, when copyright expires from songs at 100 years old. Well, you gotta talk about something of, I'm surrounded by people. The one behind me, the one in front of me. If I just walk really slowly, they can overtake me. She's probably not watching. Yeah, exactly. So it's fair game to talk about. If she don't care, then why do I have to care? Uh, I don't know any AJ secrets. Why would I know any? My bag's so noisy. Oh, my bag. It's so noisy.

Ah. I made $220 yesterday for my 12 hour stream. That's a pretty good hourly rate. But yesterday, my viewer number was very high. I had like 170. I saw it go up to 178 at one point, when I was just sitting on the beanbag doing nothing. I was just sitting on a beanbag, uh, eating pot noodle or something. I got 178 viewers. I shouldn't have ended last night's stream so early. Uh, I had 150 viewers. I could have kept going for another two hours, but I was so drunk and I had splitting headache. So basically I ended the stream early to start today early. I traded in 150 viewers for 108.

Not very good. But I just couldn't, I couldn't stay up anymore. I drank too much beer. The damn thing tastes too good. It tastes too good and I drank the whole bottle of wax then. So I made like $19 per hour yesterday if you do the division. Pretty good. I think I've got three days until payout day, so I gotta max out. I gotta make as much as I can for the next payout day, because next payout day, I'm keeping all the money. We've got no bills, no rent. Everything's paid for this month. Oh shit, I gotta pay road tax. Oh, for fuck's sake. There's always something. Always, either it's a water bill or now it's a road tax. Now I got paid 200 pounds road tax.

So after that I have 1,000 pounds left, so I gotta go hard on the streaming. And then third and fourth week of July, I keep all the money. Income tax. Income tax like 20%. 20% of 1,000 is like what? 20 pounds. So all I gotta do is save 100 pounds a month for tax. It's not like I have to save a lot. And I don't even know how long I'm gonna be making this money. What if I make loads of money for the first few months and then last few months, I'm back to making 1,000 a month. So then it'll make no difference really. Like the total I make in a year, at this rate, yeah, I'd be making like 70K, but who knows what's gonna happen? I might make only 10K in the first half year and the remaining half I just make 5K.

I mean, I'll save up as much as I can. I'm not just gonna blow it because I've got it. But I've got debts to pay first before saving for tax. So yeah, next, this week, Thursday, I should have 1,200 and then next week another thousand plus 960 for YouTube plus another thousand for end of July. I think I'll be sissing at like 4,500, which would be almost enough to pay off the credit cards and I still have my stock money. And then I'll pay off the credit cards and then I'll start b - I'll start trying to save every penny. I'm not gonna buy any more gear for the IRL. I think this is fine.

I might even send the GoPro back. I don't know yet. Depends really. I don't know. I have to look at the footage when I get home. I kind of feel like I'd prefer to have the Flip seven. I have to wait until the Flip seven comes and I'll test out. I wanna keep either the Flip seven or the GoPro, but send one back. Keep GoPro. Uh, I don't know. The Flip seven has more utility, plus I can use dating apps on it as a second new phone. Or maybe I'll do dating on Flip seven until I get banned and then send it back. Can't really date on the GoPro. Flip seven could get me sex.

I'm not really bothered about camera quality. It's the stability I'm interested in, the stabilization. I wonder if the Flip seven stabilization's any good, because this looks super stable. It kind of looks like I'm floating. It looks like I'm not taking steps, I'm just gliding. And sometimes it looks like the stream's frozen because it's so still, but it's just because I'm not really moving very fast. This S10 plus pretty good as the main phone. I probably should retire. The iPhone 12 mini started burning up last night and drained all the battery. So when I woke up, my phone was dead. I couldn't check the time, so I just woke up. And I ended up waking up at half six because I thought it was later.

So I woke up today half past six in the morning because I didn't know what the time was. I don't why the iPhone 12 mini just like burns out its battery for no reason. It gets really hot as well. Yeah, this camera does look pretty good though. I think it also looks less obvious when it's on my bag strap than a, a phone. Or the flip seven could look quite good flipped up. I don't know, I have to wait until it comes. I play with it, give it a fiddle. I know it's down here. Impressed they haven't banned him yet. Yeah, maybe I'm pushing it.

Maybe it's because I buy more stuff and keep it than I return because I buy a lot of cheap stuff and keep it. And then big ticket items I sometimes send back. 'Cause I installed iOS 26 Beta. Maybe. I must look so silly wearing this. But what if I take it off and it starts raining again, then I gotta put it on again. Might hear about monitor today. I'll check my email, hold on. Dog hiring, dog walker hiring, no. No, nothing. What's stock market doing? Yeah, I've not been very happy with my iPhone recently. I don't really think I'd get another iPhone. I think the Samsung phones are way better. You got the Powerhouse S25 Ultra, you got the multi-tasking beast fold seven, you got the little pocketable Flip seven. They've just got everything covered. An Android just seems to work better with other things like house cameras and printers.

I don't see, I don't see any reason to get an iPhone. Well, it's, this is what streaming in Thailand's like, it's so noisy, you gotta shout all the time, then you get tired. 'Cause not only do I have to breathe to walk, I've also got to breathe to shout. Breathing's hard work. Wow. It looks like a video game. Well, those old people overtook me. They're walking so much faster. Yeah, well, they're not carrying 4kg of streaming equipment in the backpack. This place looks like the place I was at yesterday. They all kind of look the same after a while, don't they? All these hills. I wish I was closer to a hill. It takes me 20 minutes or 30 minutes to drive anywhere.

Yeah, I'm using the GoPro. Looks good. I keep yelling at the dog. Why don't I just put it on a leash? Why do I like hills so much? Not many people here. Nice view. Also, you get good internet. Maybe we go back to, uh, the cheese ring. Oh God, is it raining again? No, I found a new place to go to. It's called... Oh, you know the movie Warhorse by Steven Spielberg? They shot it in, uh, Devon at this abandoned old house. You can go there. I wanna go there maybe tomorrow. It's 40 minutes drive away though. It's called Dimworthy Warren.

Di- Ditworthy Warren. It's like a 400-year-old 16th century house built on this land where they used to breed rabbits. It was the biggest rabbit Warren in the whole UK because you couldn't really farm on the ground, so you couldn't do much with the ground, so they just bred rabbits on it. And they, they used the house as a prop in the Warhorse movie with Emma Watson. And it's all, I think you, I think it's all blocked up, but you can go to it and like look for, look from outside. So I wanna go there maybe tomorrow.

It's just a bit far. I gotta do like 40 minute drives now getting further and further out. So I might go there tomorrow. I don't know if the weather's gonna be good. It says raining and some thunderstorms for all this week. But I can see it's raining over there, way in the distance. I can see the rain actually falling from the clouds. It was raining here a bit, but the wind blew the clouds away. It seems like the sky here is clear for now. Yeah, so I'm gonna go to the Dittworthy Warren house. Oh God, it's windy.

Uh, uh, I'm walking against the wind. It's tiring. It is a drink. The clouds look so cinematic. You see the shadow is just rolling across the fields. Uh, maybe I, I stream the drive. I'm not sure. It's just not very good for viewer retention. People are gon- gonna be bored. I watched Joel. I watched, uh, Joel streaming earlier today, and he was driving whilst holding his phone, looking at the chat, and eating a bacon sandwich all on stream. And I though, surely that's illegal. And you're filming yourself doing it. How are you not worried? Maybe in Korea, it's okay. He was driving in Korea. He had his phone in his hand whilst driving with the camera pointed at him. He's reading chat. Reading chat whilst driving and eating a sandwich. I would never do that. I'd be scared. You're basically filming yourself breaking the law.

But he probably won't get in trouble, will he? But I seem to get in trouble for anything. All I did was bring my mom to deliveries and I got banned on Amazon Flex. So yeah, I wouldn't do that. Joel has no fear. Maybe because, maybe he doesn't have haters, I don't know. People seem to quite like him. No, Joel on Kick, he's a Korean guy. He streams. He used to stream with ice. If he has an accident while doing it, it's game over. Yeah, would Kick ban you, because someone did that on Twitch. They ran over something whilst they were streaming, and they were looking at the chat, and then Twitch banned them.

Doggy-woggy. Oh God, the wind went crazy. I can drive to Kit Hill now without looking at the map. I've been here so many times, I don't even need the map now. I reckon I can get home without the map. Yeah, there was a Twitch streamer. She was reading chat whilst driving, and then she hit a dog apparently, and she got banned from Twitch. Uh, so I don't really like streaming the driving, to be honest. It's a risk. So I- I put it at the back so you can't really see anything. Maybe I'll walk up. Crashed his land blow. Jesus.

Did he go to hospital or something? Was he okay? Imagine you, like, break all your legs, smash your car, and get banned. Holy shit. Uh, maybe Kick should just say no driving. I think sometimes maybe I should stop streaming my driving. I don't know. Or maybe I just... Uh, last time I pointed the camera down, the black screen happened. It switched to watch party, then you don't make any money. I mean, I could just do that, but... Yeah, I don't want to look at the chat when I'm driving. I'll just randomly shout stuff out, like... So slow. Oh my God.

Did I eff? F'd. For my playlist, and I don't like the songs, and I don't even remember putting it on the playlist. And then I try and find it to delete it and I can't find it. Like, it keeps playing that Ellie Golding song. I don't like it. But I don't see it on my playlist. I'm bored of it. I don't like it anymore. Uh, what's... Yeah, it's effing because the iPhone tethered is disconnected. And so is the smashed Samsung. These tethered connections are not very reliable. Like it's not secure in the port. Ah, there's, there's water in the connection. It says there's water in the lightning port.

Oh my God. There's no water. What do you mean? It says there's water, but there's not. Fuck it. Okay. Uh. I don't like tethered connections. Is it working? Yeah, the iPhone says it's got water in the port, and then the Smash Samsung keeps untethering itself. Sun's coming out, burning my backside. Time's it 12 o'clock. Yeah, I can't tell. The stream is so stable looking, I can't tell if it's streaming or frozen sometimes. What does I say? I'm getting hungry. What? Oh. So tiring. Did I have breakfast? Yep. I had pate on one bit of bread.

Need better shoes. Why? Maybe more grippy shoes with metal studs. Do you remember those football shoes with the studs in them? I remember some kids had them at school and everyone though they were so cool. Studded shoes. Some of the kids at school used to take football so seriously. Like they though they were gonna be the next Beckham. They got the Adidas bag and the Adidas shoes. Huh, I wish they put a shelter here, like a little building or something. What is the tower thing? I don't really know. It looks old. Maybe they used it as a big chimney for smelting, but now they turned it into a cell tower.

So, hmm. If I kept the iPhone in the backpack, the lightning port wouldn't have gotten water in it. And then I use this as my looking at my stream phone, make sure it's not effing. Little improvements. The people fly kites here. I've never seen anyone. I saw someone fly a drone. If you go on Google Maps, there's a pretty good drone photo from above the tower. All right, so tomorrow, I wanna go to that bitworthy Warren house, 40 minutes away. I have to go past Horobridge to get there, which is where I used to work for every. So it'd be kinda strange.

Caradon Hill over there. Uh, what's that big chimney down there? Oh, is that the ruin thing? Oh yeah, I was gonna go to the ruin thing, but people were there, so I didn't go to it. Maybe I will go to it. I remember how I tried flying a kite when I was a kid and it got stuck in a tree, and then I got really sad. My dad tried to get it out with this long pole, but he couldn't. Uh-oh, it's raining again. Kites on Kit Hill. Da, da, da, da, da, weather is not very nice. It's extremely sunny and then it's rainy all of a sudden. The sun's completely covered now. Oh, the wind stops. It's weird when it stops.

<laugh> Sunny, rainy, and windy. <laugh> The cable's all twisted. I wish I had more batteries, so I didn't need the cable. Where's... Oh, there it is. Yeah, I don't understand how Joel was driving to the airport to go to Vietnam. So, where is he gonna leave his car? Is he just gonna leave his car at the airport for weeks? Do people do that? Do people drive to the airport themselves in their own car and then just leave the car there? Where in the battery and all that be dead when he comes back? I don't know how long the battery lasts before it dies if you don't use it.

Maybe he's got a trickle charger. Long-term parking. Do you think Heathrow has long-term parking? Imagine I could park my car there for like a month. That'd be so cool. I just drive myself there, and when I get home, I drive myself home. Maybe I gotta research it. 'Cause the... I don't know, like, what if it's, like, 500 pounds? I might as well just get a taxi. 'Cause if the cost of parking is more than the cost of a taxi, a taxi would be a thousand pounds for return trip. Well, 900 pounds return trip from my house to the airport and then back again.

Well, I guess Joel's making that nice kick money. I'm making good money with only 100 viewers. He gets, like, 2,000 viewers. Imagine 20 times what I make. That's what... He must be making, like, 50K a month. He probably doesn't care about some parking charge. Then why not just get a taxi? I don't get it. 40 a day, Jesus. No. I just get a taxi. Three hours in a taxi in silence, unless the taxi driver talks, which would be awkward. 12 o'clock. Two more hours to kill, might go home. God, I wish I lived next to Kit Hill. I should just find a new house next to Kit Hill.

You know, if I had to get a new place, I don't know. Maybe I'll just get a van and redo van life. That would be endless content. It would give me a lot of stuff to do, like, building it, fitting it out, looking for the van, then parking places, staying overnight. Maybe I, like, stay at some campsites now and then. But it seems like a lot of work charging my device. How do I charge my devices? I've got so many. Sounds like a lot of hassle. But then I don't have to pay rent. I'd be saving a thousand pounds a month, but then I gotta pay for a lot of fuel.

And I gotta buy stuff for it. No, I don't think I could. Maybe test it out, try spending the night in your car. It won't be fun. No, I don't wanna... 'Cause I could park my van at Kit Hill like loads of other people do. I could live at Kit Hill. Imagine I just get out my van, start stream. I'm at Kit Hill. Go home, just go back to the car park. That'd be pretty nice. Yeah, I do need toilet a lot. Well, I haven't heard anything from the landlord or the real estate agency, so I guess the contract just rolls on monthly without having to do anything. I thought maybe they might message me saying, "Am I staying or do I know what I'm doing?" So I guess they just assume that I'm staying. People kept saying, "Oh, July's coming. Daniel's gonna have to move out." No.

Why would they only let me live there for five months? They want someone to live there permanently. It's not an Airbnb.

Yeah, I am looking forward to going to Thailand a little bit. I'm thinking, you know, I just go there. I get a nice condo in the middle. I do nice little casual walks with my GoPro. Go to markets, shopping, meet AJ as well. Don't overstay. Don't, don't stay too long to the point where you get sick of it. There are massive clouds moving over there. Oh, I can see the rain. It looks like a curtain of water. They only contacted you if it's to raise rent. Oh, God. I guess it wouldn't be that much of a problem.

It would be annoying though. Can't the rent be a business expense? 'Cause I do my business in my house because people come in. If I do my business in my house, shouldn't that mean my house is like my office? I think you can, but it's hard to calculate, like, how much of the house is being used for business and how often. I don't use all of the house. I just use the downstairs. Well, I use the bedroom for my OnlyFans. That's my business. Oh, it is weird. Like, a very clean line at the bottom of the cloud. Might have a rainbow coming. Oh no, this cloud's gonna move and reveal the sun. Sun's gonna come back out.

What would I do now? No girls want you anymore. Uh... Yeah. Lost moon and crypt, it seems. Still got AJ. She said she'd still meet, but no cereal. But that's fine. I'd rather have... If I had to choose cereal, but no content or content but no cereal, maybe I'd choose content. Okay, I mean, cereal's nice, but I already had a lot of it. I know what it feels like. If she's offering content but no cereal, I'll take it. Can't be picky, can I? Having someone to meet in Thailand would be nice as well. I won't feel so isolated. Otherwise, I'm gonna have to walk the streets and, I don't know, film bar girls like suspenders.

Otherwise, it's gonna be a lonely time in Thailand. I probably won't get a prostitute. I can't be bothered. And I'm there to make money, not blow it on stupid things. Am I still paying her expenses? Yeah, as a gesture of goodwill. Can you hear my plastic bag rustling? Is it really loud? Besides, it's not very expensive. Plane ticket from Indonesia to Thailand is like $150 and in a hotel. I don't know how long she's staying. Maybe she stays a week. I think you need at least a week to see stuff. And then if you're gonna go out of Bangkok, you need, like, a few days for travel.

Here we are again with improved video quality. Ah. <laugh> So windy. Oh God, yeah. I think I have a nice bacon and egg sandwich when I get home. Where's the wind coming from? Not that side. The Side Pro... Oh, that's nice. The Side Pro blocks the wind nicely. Oh. Oh, God, it's so noisy. Uh, it's gonna shelter from the wind a bit. Cables always snag. Unsnagging. Oh. At least it's not raining. Oh God. It's hard being a survivalist streamer. Exposed to the elements. I must come out every day, make my kick money. Wind or rain.

It's a hard life. What is that wall? It's just some building from the mining thing. Oh God. I need to pee. Someone took the underwear out. There was a pair of dirty underwear in there. It's gone down. Guess I won't be banging Crypt here. It's a shame. I got excited at the idea of bringing her somewhere secluded and banging her. Every time I came out to these places and I though, "Yeah, this looks like a bangable place." Me and Sunny were gonna do it. Sunny brought up the idea of outdoor sex saying she'd never done it before. She said there's loads of places on the malls, you could do it. Now that I've been to the malls, yeah, I can totally see that. It's completely deserted.

Well, they look dirty, so I assume they were warm. I assume some naughty person took their underwear off and shoved it in there. But now it's gone. Some goody two shoes, OCD cleaner person pre-took it. Oh no, she's gonna tear my poncho. There it goes cold and windy and then back to insanely hot again. It's really weird. Look here, you could easily do it there. Look at that patch of grass. Who's gonna come here? Well, no one's having sex here on my watch. I'm patrolling these fields and hills every day. Make sure... It looks like someone did it there. There's like imprints on the grass. Look, you could totally do it here.

There's literally no one around. Look, like right there. Right there would be a perfect spot. Look, right here would be perfect. Like this. I look like I'm doing the Russian squat pose. See, that was perfect spot to do it. Soft grass as well. And you can easily see around in case someone's approaching. Best place to bang outside in Devon. Outside bang tour with Daniel. I know the best places. Best places in Devon to bang outside. Kit Hill, number one. Oh. I think it's getting windier. Oh my. Can you hear me? I'm not saying anything, that's why.

The wind walker. Getting hungry. I didn't bring any food because I had toast, but it's not enough. So does the stream look good with the GoPro? Hmm. Looks pretty good. Where to? Maybe I'll go to that quarry. Yeah, I haven't been to that quarry. I didn't go there because there were people there earlier. Maybe they're gone now. And I was kind of in a bad mood because Kay Bug sent me a horrible message. Called me a loser, insecure, no girls wanna meet me. Can only get laid if I pay for it. And then she finished it off with one final kick in the ball saying she never wanted to meet me anyway.

Such spite. How could she be so rude? Yeah, well, I didn't wanna meet you either anyway, so to you too. Yeah, I blocked her because I realized she's just messing me about with no intentions to meet. And then she messaged me on Instagram to circumvent my block. Wrote a spiteful message. I banned her from the discord as well. If you like the bootleg discord so much, then stay on there. Stay there and never come back. She was barely active on the main discord anyway. Oh God. The UK is so great. I love it. I gave her many opportunities to meet me, but she kept using this excuse saying she's waiting for crypt. Yeah, okay. Sure you are. Crips never come in.

Horse poo and rabbit poo. Everywhere's poo. Poo everywhere. I eat the grass up, turn it into poo, and then it turns into grass again. What is the point? What even is the point? I eat the animals, I turn into poo, and then the insects will eat me when I die and then turn it into poo. Everything gets turned into poo at some point. I don't believe in reincarnation, but it kind of is a real thing if you think about it from a scientifical point of view. You will get reborn, because you'll get eaten. Insects eat you, then birds eat insects, and then bigger animals eat the birds.

And then you'll just be reincarnated many times as different types of poo. Oh my God, this is so annoying. Oh. Uh. If you eat poo, does it just come back out again as poo? The same way it looks when it went in. Imagine eating poo though. That'd be so disgusting. Imagine the taste. It tastes like it smells, but way worse. Would you eat it though if you were starving and about to die? I think you would. Shall we change topic? <laugh> No, weird looking bird. I can't even fly in a straight line. What a newb.

Noob bird. Huh. It's a bit like one of those hills from Watership Down. Yeah, where is the hill that was in Watership Down? So I think it is a real place. The rabbits escape from the Warren to find a new home and they choose watership down because it was safe, but they had no females. So they had to raid another rabbit's warren, the evil rabbits. It's still their females. That was what the whole story was about, getting the females. Yeah, I wanna go to Ditsbury Warren tomorrow maybe. It's one of the biggest UK Warrens, or it was. It was the biggest UK rabbit Warren, and it's got a house there called Ditsbury House. They filmed Warhorse there, Emma Watson, Steven Spielberg film. They used the house in some of the scenes. It's a 16th or 17th century house, 500, 400 years old. So it's 40 minutes drive away from my house.

Hampshire. Uh, it sounds like it's nearer to Kenton. Is it in between Kent and Devon? There's no shires in Devon. It's all tons. Lots of tons and mouths. Falmouth, Xmoth, Portsmouth. Maybe it's Middle England. I forgot where the shires are. Oh, it stinks like poo here. Oh God, it really stinks. Like fertilizer. Oh, I think someone spread fertilizer. It smells really bad. Menure. That's where the food grows out of. Hope. It's true. True story. Oh, God. Loads of horses over there. I think that's why it smells so bad. I think the wind is blowing the smell in my face. Ah, shit.

I can't get past that. Fucking hell. There are loads of horses blocking the park. Okay, turn back. Hey. Why are there a bunch of horses just hanging around here? How do they get lost? Uh... Go back here. And then... Oh, I should've actually gone to the top and then back down the other way. I don't wanna sneak. I don't wanna have to squeeze past the horses. They kick me in the ribs and I die. Mm-hmm. Not many people today. It's good. I can't believe I've been here seven times now. I've been here the most out of anywhere in the entire country. I've never been somewhere seven times in the UK.

Yeah, I've changed when money's involved. If you're gonna pay me 17, 18 dollars an hour to aimlessly walk everywhere, I will do it. But tomorrow, go somewhere new. Ditsworthy house. We'll see where Emma Watson did her job. Tell Holly she can come if she can be on stream too. It'll be like old friends reunited. Huh? Well, payday's coming soon, so I need to crank out as much streaming as I can before payday deadline. Yeah, I'm getting pretty hot under this plastic. It's like a greenhouse. I don't know if it's gonna rain again. Maybe I'll have a drink.

I can't get my pockets. Yeah, I didn't realize I could pull the bottle out my bag without taking the bag off. It's pretty good. Paul, it's raining over there. I can see the clouds and the rain. The curtain of water. It's raining over there too. I can see all the weather. Look, can you see on the camera? I think you can. Look, over there. Can you see where I'm pointing? Where's my arm? Over there. Looks cool. Why is the contrast so high? Uh, it's the GoPro. GoPro likes to boost saturation to make it punchy. I don't know if it's just the GoPro sensor or if it's software. It might be software.

Where's Crypt? She's completely gone missing. Without a word. Yeah, Crypt just vanished. No reply, nothing. Not in the chat. No, I didn't block her. I'm giving her a chance to redeem herself. I could do a voice call on Instagram, but she probably won't answer it if she's not replying to messages. I don't think she'd reply to a voice message. And I don't know her phone number. The hell is kratom? Isn't that how Vex died? It's like some weird energy drink. Caffeinated drink, isn't it? How are people dying from it? Barely at the top. So is it caffeine or is it like morphine?

Why is it so addictive? I would never touch anything like that. People. Discreet mode. There's usually more people at the top. Psychotic symptoms. Jesus. I don't know why people take this stuff in the first place. You know it's not good. Why do they, why even touch it in the first place? It's not hard to not touch it. Just don't drink it or smoke it or whatever. Here we are again. Okay, hon, go down a bit. I'm gonna go to the quarry, then back to the car. Glad this jackass had a bad day. What? That is very rude. Actually, I'm having a great day.

Unlike you, idiot. The backpack does start to get a bit heavy after a while. Still doing work in that little generator room. I wonder what they're doing. Probably some kind of maintenance. I though it was kind of abandoned or something. Maybe I should go to the dentist. It's been a couple years now. I went in 2023 in Thailand with Vasta. We both got our teeth done. I got a filling, but I don't see it in my mouth. I feel like I got a scam. They said I need a filling, and then I said, "Okay, give it to me." So they gave me the filling, but when I look at the tooth, I don't see a filling.

Usually it's metal. But even if they did a tooth colored filling, wouldn't you be able to see it? I don't see anything. I don't like going to the dentist because especially now, I've got a pimple next to my mouth. So it hurts when I open my mouth wide. I got one next to my lip. Yeah, I hate it when you go hold your mouth open really long. It hurts my jaw. Oh wait, this goes back down to the room. Did not know that. Apparently I do grind my teeth, but I don't think I do grind them. I clench them like this, listen. I do that suddenly. Sometimes I feel like I'm falling asleep and then I feel like I'm falling and I suddenly wake up and I get startled and I go like that with my teeth. I suddenly just clench.

Is that grinding? I wouldn't say that's grinding. Grinding's like you chewing on your teeth. Wow. Oh, my shoulders and back are boiling under this plastic. I'm wearing a black jumper plus got a plastic bag. Okay, I was going this way originally. My mom used to take me to a dentist in Maidstone. His name was Dr. Arnold. He used to give me a sticker and a lollipop. Got a Mr. Men's sticker for being a good boy. Okay. Wait. Is this the right way? Uh, maybe. I don't know where I'm going. No, it's not this way. Oh my God.

That just takes me back there where I was doing my posing with the stick about a month ago. Starting to need to pee. I feel like maybe I should take the plastic bag off. It looks a bit embarrassing. Yeah, I think it'll go down further. It's a nice car. Oh yeah, it's down here. Maybe people in the UK don't get their teeth straightened, because if you get braces as a kid, you get bullied. So people rather get crooked teeth than wear braces when they're a kid. People, if you wear glasses, I didn't, I had to wear glasses when I was a kid, but I refused to wear them because people would bully me.

So some kids would not wanna get braces just because you get bullied. They'd call you four eyes if you wear glasses. I was already getting bullied, so I though if I started wearing glasses, I'd get bullied even more. So I, I actually couldn't read the board when the teacher was writing. I couldn't read it because it was all blurry. I don't know if it affected my studies. It might have. Oh yeah, I went down there last time. I wonder if those people sit there. Maybe I just go down there anyway. But this is the only part of Kitt Hill I haven't been to, so I have to go. It's just I can still hear voices coming from that location.

Also, British people don't seem to like doing vain things. Like using an umbrella when it's raining, you get bullied if you use an umbrella because it's not manly. They say, "Oh, it's just a bit of rain." So wearing braces is like you care so much about your teeth as if you're some famous TV celebrity. It's kind of pompous. A real man just lets the teeth go yellow and fall out like Jeremy Clarkson. People respect Jeremy Clarkson more because he's got crooked yellow teeth and he doesn't care about it than they do someone like Richard Hammond who does care and has whitening and dyes his hair and stuff. Like they look at Richard Hammond and think he's a bit, cares too much about what he looks like, but Jeremy is like more down to earth, doesn't care about what he looks like. So people kind of respect him more in that way.

So there's like a weird culture of, I don't know, you lose respect if you fuff a, faff, faff around too much.

Yeah, I can hear kids over there. The fuck? It sounds like a family. I think it's like a family, you can't tell down there. I though they'd be gone by now. Maybe I just google screens. I'll do that when I get new. Did she look? If she look, she took. Here, do you remember that ice stream? Before Ice was on Kick, he was doing all these weird experimental streams on YouTube. One of them was he hired a pickup artist to help him talk to girls and then he streamed it. And then the pickup artist didn't like Ice.

And then Ice was like, "Why don't you like me?" And remember the pre-kick that is, Ice was doing a bunch of weird streams, social, like trolling stuff. Remember someone hired a troll, like an actor, to act as a stream sniper and then press Ice about the crypto thing? Well, there's like a family, like RVs and stuff up there, what? What are these? Like a s - oh, it's a school. St. Melian School. Oh, if it's a school, it's fine. Kit Hill Quarry. I hear a lot of voices. Are they in the quarry? Maybe it's like a school trip.

It must be like a school trip or something. I feel like there's a lot of people down there. Oh, they're not skinny dipping in the water, are they? I know why it's so loud. What are they saying? What are they doing? Oh, here it is. Oh. It's like a stagnant bog. Yeah, I want it to come here. Used to be a quarry. Uh, maybe I put the camera in my pocket when I walk back. Mm. I swim in the stagnant bog water. God, I'm hot. I've got to take this plastic thing off. I've got to take this off.

Oh, it's so hot in the plastic. Jesus. I'm sweating inside my jumper. And look, there's marks from the elastic. Uh, it's all wet inside the plastic as well. Oh, wow. The hell are they doing? I'll probably head back to the car. I'll prepare the camera away. I feel like I've been a bit weird. I know why there's suddenly a load of school kids. Hmm. Maybe I'll go discreet mode. This is wrong with my magnet clip. I need to get past them. Maybe. I think the woman was a teacher. She came up towards me and stood next to the same boulder I was next to. I though she was coming to have a word with me or something.

Starting to rain. <laugh> I take off the raincoat and the rain starts again. I got a bit nervous. I though she was gonna come up to me and be like, "Uh, why are you filming? 'Cause I'm making $20 an hour. Duh. Quit your job as a teacher. Join my stream. Maybe I can talk her out of quitting her job as a teacher and become kickstreamers. She's probably my age, to be honest. Most women who are teachers are like 30 something. Worried about you filming kids. Oh. I can't even walk around filming now. It's not my fault who asked you to bring all the kids here. This is a tourist hotspot.

Was she hot? I don't think I pointed the camera at her. I bet she's younger than me too. It's weird. I still look at teachers and I think of them as like adults and I'm a kid still. Oh no, it's gonna rain. Fucking hell. I took the poncho off and now it's gonna rain. Should we test out the stabilization? She was chubby. I don't know. She look like how you can figure. I'll go up to me like, "Would you be interested in quitting teaching and full-time streaming with me? We will make $30 an hour. I will give you $10 an hour, plus you gotta have sex with me." Sound good? Okay, let's run because I'm gonna get wet.

I don't want my pocket stuff to fall out though. What if the water goes in the mic hole? How's the stabilization? My problem is I do look very shady. I always look like I'm up to no good or something. I'm just anxious. But it makes me look like I'm anxious because I'm up to no good. I've been told many times I look like I'm suspicious. Yeah, it's really weird that teacher came down to me. I don't know why she would split, split off from the whole group and just walking, randomly walk towards me. Uh, it was raining.

Oh God, it's gonna get wet. Uh, why did I park so far away? The rain's gonna get in the charging port. Oh shit. There it is. There she is. My little baby. Oh, put the camera here maybe. I could put it there. Oh God, it's hot. Uh. Got back just in time to take off my shirt. Oh, boiling. Oh, okay, here we go home. I think I don't need maps. I'm not sure. No, maybe I do. Also, I need to pee. Hm. It's hard to need. Yeah. It's gonna fall over. Oh God. Can't get out the car now. It's raining.

How about that? Oh God. Now I gotta drive in the rain. Scandal is steamy in here. Uh, I don't know if there's a girl coming. Crips are supposed to come, but she's di- disappeared. Yeah, she seems like a bit of a flaker. Oh, okay, now I've got a drive home in the rain. Great. Put on your seatbelt. Oh God, fucking pothole. My tire. Oh God. I'm gonna make a bacon and egg sandwich with some plum tomatoes. Hot bowl tomorrow morning. Bles. You could start a journal about why the universe is conspiring against you or draw something dramatic to match your mood. Or try the classic scream into a pillow. But what you should do is celebrate. You've just found a double this arrow and won a 10,000 pound cash prize.

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Very busy. Come on, it's green. Why is it going so fucking slow? Oh my God. If it go - what? Do not go red. How slow are they going? It's green. Jesus Christ. Oh, if it went red again, I would've nutted. I hate this part with the bridge. This will jam. Well, they parked a lorry at the T junction. How am I supposed to see? Oh no, he's waving at us in. Huh? It's blocking the road. Damn, what a place to park. Right on the T junction corner. See, that's why delivery work sucks. Sometimes you got no choice but just park in the worst place ever.

As an ex-delivery driver, I can feel his pain. Did you see that? Big lorry, like a furniture moving lorry, on the left corner of a T-junction. How long are they gonna play this bloody fence home song? They've been playing it for a year now. Oh, I got a package. Looks like UPS came for the switch even though I canceled it. No, UPS came for the GoPro. I don't know. Royal Mail gave me a postage thing. I think, I guess I could post it myself. Maybe. I don't know why they gave me the stamp, so I guess I could post it myself.

Okay. Oh, let's see this hat, see if it's any good. Hmm. Do you think if I apologize to Kay Buck, she'll accept my apology? I feel kind of bad now. Maybe I shouldn't have called her a bitch. Technically, she didn't do anything wrong. Says we tried to collect the following item. Unfortunately, we couldn't collect. So I've got to book another collection for my hat. Well, maybe if I ask her, be honest, were you ever gonna come and see me? I guess the question applies to both Crypt and Kaybuck. Um, rebook. Date, tomorrow. 11 o'clock to one o'clock, so I guess I gotta stay in tomorrow.

Otherwise, I won't come and get my hat. Switch too, I'm keeping it. Look, Krip's still not replying. I think, I don't know, like something happened. She just disappeared. Like, if she was trolling or, I don't know, fake, at least say, "Ha ha, got you. I was trolling." But isn't it kind of a boring troll if you, like, do the troll and then you just disappear? Go, this is the UPS that they go for. Okay, this is the hat. Mountain Warehouse. Oh, it's like the Japanese one. This kind of seems like it would be better than the one I got. I'll try on it now.

The legionaire had. Thanks so much. Because she got found out. Oh, come on. Isn't it obvious that we're gonna ask her for proof of the passport? She could've prepared something. Like, she could've gotten her mom's passport two months ago and prepared a photo in advance. You think she would've, like, planned the, uh, deception a bit better? Well, did she just not think we were gonna ask for a photo? Not very clever. Hey, bacon and egg. Do you think it's weird I don't say hello to the neighbor? Me and Sunny said hello to them when we moved in. He didn't say hello to me.

Would you say once a junkie, always a junkie? 'Cause Pia was, wasn't Pia doing drugs too, but she seems normal now. I don't know. Mira was also a junkie. Mira did cocaine off the back of toilet room seats, toilet seats in clubs. And Mida seemed like she put that in the past. I mean, I've been with two junkies now, or ex-junkies, and they seem normal enough. So, I don't know. Didn't Crip say it was like five years ago since she's been clean. Unpredictable, unreliable people. Yeah, it's definitely the vibes I get from Crips. Although same can be said for me, really. Like, I promised to meet her twice and blew her off twice, the cake and then moon. Even after discussing plans with the meeting, then moon came along and blew her off. So it's not like I'm super reliable, as a non-junkie.

Well, at least it's drama, isn't it? Even if it goes nowhere. Though he was going in the water, really, into the stagnant bog. I swear that GoPro makes my skin look really bad. It darkens my freckles. It, it's like it lightens my face and darkens my freckles. I don't know if I want to keep it. It seems like it maxes out the contrast to make the, to make the environment pop, like the blue skies and the green nature. It seems to max out saturation and boost contrast, which makes your skin look really bad. It's like one of those disgusting filters people use in those exposed filters. You know the exposed channel, drama channels have those disgusting pictures of the people they talk about with that horrible filter.

Maybe I can turn it off. Otherwise, I'm looking at turning, sending the GoPro back. I think GoPros make my skin look terrible. Maybe I'll ask AI in a minute. She lifts off government benefits. Well, if she's broke and needs money, uh, trolling me and ditching me is not a good move, is it? 'Cause if she actually comes and has sex with me, we could make so much money together. Uh, we could make loads of money if she just came. So, I mean, if she's broke, I'm probably her best chance of making any money. And I'll bang her.

Lunch. Nice and brown. Ah, hard day of work. Market opens in eight minutes, just in time. Look at that. Can't get this food anywhere in the world. Imagine trying to make this in Japan. Delicious, thick bacon. Nice brown bread. Have you ever seen bread like this in Japan with the seeds? It's all just white bread. I don't like white bread. I like seeded bread. Oh yeah. No, wow. Um... I'm gonna decide today whether to keep the GoPro or not when I look at the footage. Very weird for Crip to just disappear like this, isn't it?

What if she's in danger? Yeah, I'm booking my tickets to Toronto tonight. I'll track down where the kitty shop is. Yeah, of course I'm borrowed. She's my friend. Heard about all my friends, like AJ. I'm not getting the flip until 22nd. Oh God, full. What stop market doing? Oh, Tesla doing good. Tesla ripped. Damn. Oh, looking good, my portfolio. Yeah, Crip's still following me on Instagram. It doesn't look like she's done anything online. Like she's still on a Discord server. She's still following my Instagram. She hasn't unfollowed or unfriended. It's like she just disappeared and hasn't touched her online stuff.

Maybe she's in trouble. Maybe we can reach out to her mom. I'll call the, uh, Toronto police. I'm looking for a missing person. Her name's Cript, QT5. <laugh> We were planning to have sex next month. <laugh> Um, no. I wonder if there's a special Japanese word for bitching a girl and engrossing her. Like some two verb word compounded into a noun, like nettled at it. Do Native Americans ever have a successful life or are they doomed to be on drugs and benefits and live in poverty on camps and stuff? Like, why is it hard? Why can't they just, like, move to a city and get a job?

Are they discriminated against more than Black people? 'Cause you hear a lot about Black people this and white people that, but you never hear about Native people who got their entire nation annihilated, basically. Maybe all the strong, intelligent, fit ones died from the war. Why won't they let... Do you think they would let a Native American become the USA president? Or is there, like, a secret law that forbids it? Imagine a Native American becoming the president. That'd be kind of cool. I don't know. I can't imagine what it's like. Must feel weird. Do you think they hate white people?

Oh, stuffed. Okay, that shit sucks. Portfolio's looking nice. Russell up 5%. Barrack up 20%. Tesla up 4%. Maybe I sell barracks soon. It tanked and now it's grinding back up. Oh. Maybe I tried a new hat. I heard the flip seven looks cool. Well, Bitcoin, 121,000. Ah, I shouldn't have sold my Ethereum, Ethereum at 3,000. Dammit, I sold mine at 2,700. Oh, well. Oh, my Amazon credit card interest kicked in. 25% per year, so about 100-ish a month. I could sell my Barrack gold. Mm, but doesn't it look like it's gonna break out? Well, it might get to $23.

I reckon it get $23. I've been waiting three years for it to go above $21. Can't sell now. Check my shorts. Market's kind of down a little bit. Bit boring. Okay. Hm, okay. Have I messaged any of the girls? Who? I said to K-Bug, "That's very rude. What you said to me?" Kript hasn't replied. I was rude to K-Bug because she keeps pretending that she wants to meet me when she's probably just trolling. Everyone thinks K-Bug's a troll. I don't really wanna meet her anyway. She was probably, like, the least person I wanted to meet, like, at the very bottom. It would've ranked number one, cake. Number two, moon. Number three, crypt. Number four, K-Bug.

No, I don't wanna stay with Faster. If I go to Thailand again, I don't know. I wanna maybe meet other women. Maybe I'll try Lady Boy. Maybe Lady Boy is cheaper than a real woman. Maybe it's, like... I don't know. Maybe, like, vegan meat is cheaper than real meat, but it's not. It's more expensive. <laugh> So my analogy wasn't gonna work. And I think a Lady Boy should be, like, discounted from a real girl, because it's not a real girl. My goal for this year is, I wanna have sex with at least one more woman before 2026.

Okay. Have a look at the GoPro footage. Seems like I came back at a good time. Lady Boys are, like, pure sex machines, bodies crafted for one activity and purpose to fuck and be fucked. They shape their entire body into, like, the ultimate fuck machine. Okay, check out. That's it. It looks weird. And when you're panning around, it's like the curve bits go, "Ooh, ooh, la-la." Yeah, so I don't. They just play this role. They just play this role. Imagine how. It's weird. I'm kinda sucking. That's so stupid. How do I open the door? <laugh> She said, "It's funny.

" <laugh> My bummer. That's so true. Wow, it makes my skin look so bad. I know. I don't like it. Send it back. Why they keep asking me, is it because I may why they asked to provide information. I've already provided it. Um. I feel like I sent it back. My skin doesn't look like that. What's it doing? How's it saying my skin looks like this? Look. It makes my skin look really bad. Wait. Look, that's not what my skin looks like. What the hell? Am I gonna get my 40 pounds or? Why do they need my proof of address? Look, sometimes it looks really bad and then sometimes it doesn't look so bad. Like it's doing some weird... I don't know what it's doing. Why does it matter where I live? Like when I move, look how clear my skin looks there. And then when I stand still...

Oh, what... Oh, once they, like, they see the proof of a dress, it's the same as the delivery dress, and then they go, "Why are you delivering to your-" It's like some sharpening, like high contrast and sharpening. And sometimes it looks fine like that. That's not what it looks like. Sending it back. Making me look ugly. It's like messing with the contrast and stuff. Stupid GoPro thingy. Like you can see it flickering. Yeah, look, I can see the freckles gradually getting darker and darker. Like it's doing some weird thing. Yeah, I haven't been to that. And I was kind of in the back. No, I'm sending GoPro back.

You can see all the weather. I don't like the GoPro processing effect. Nah. I mean, like Gold don't want to stream with me either if the camera makes them look ugly. Uh, we gotta look beautiful. I do that. The stabilization is ridiculous. I feel like I'm falling asleep and I feel like I'm... It's not a lump, it's my muscle on my cheek. But you don't know what a jaw muscle looks like. The stabilization's insanely good. It seems like it's just floating or it's on a tripod. It looks weird though when I pan it up and down, like the outside but it's all warped.

Yeah, I'll send it back. I should've bought that magnetic clip. Four and double five. Uh, either extremely illegal activities that I would not... I like the S10 plus. It's just SN+ so damn shaky. Yeah, I know I can change it to linear, but then it's more cropped in, isn't it? I want wide angle. Making me look ugly. No, I don't want to use linear because it'll be cropped in. I want wide angle. Hmm. I don't like it. Look at yesterday's stream. This was yesterday's stream. Number one are upset. Well, this place is quite good. It's not really about the freckles being visible. It's just that it is super sharpening and darkening my freckles and making my face look pale, which makes them pop.

Look, this looks so much better. Look, I look so much better. Look. It's not just lower res, like the freckles are not super black. They're just slightly darker than my actual skin, which is what they look like in real life. But you think my freckles are like dark brown? They're not. Then I just send her a bunch of money. Nothing. No way. Uh, what if the flip seven makes my skin look really bad too? Just stick with my Samsung S10. I need to give her actual cash money. Well, so I'm supposed to put makeup on and sun cream.

Sounds disgusting. Look, it says commemorate the visit of. What do I get lost? Mm, shakiness or looking better? Exactly where I just came from. Eh, what's more important? See, look, my skin looks great on the SN Plus. I look way better. Go where? Go home. <laugh> See, look. I look way better. Let's go home. You got this on the roadside. You made me feel really... Then I didn't read the rest of it before it disappeared. So she blocked me on telegraph. See, look, this is focused and it's not blurry. My skin doesn't look like what it looks like on the GoPro.

See, look. My freckles and stuff, they're not that dark. The GoPro's darkening my freckles and sharpening them as well. They look way worse. Nah, I don't want it. Send it back. Rubbish. <laugh> Look at that. Yeah, where are you now, Crypt? We've got 16 subs and now you've ghosted me. Yeah, where are you now Crypt? We've got 16 subs and now you ghoist. Hey, look, even like this. It's doing some weird processing on my face. Oh my God. So noisy. Rabbit Warren in the whole UK. Otherwise I'm gonna... 504. Maybe I should go... I don't know.

Yeah, maybe she did her back in lifting kitty food and got sent to the hospital. I would miss Crypt if she disappeared, to be honest. She did bring some fun to the chat, didn't she? It's like some weird energy drink. Drink, isn't it? Oh. Um... They were so cool. GoPro has the selfie screen as well on the outside. Some of the kids are out built. It's really tiny, you can barely see it. But it was awful. I'm constantly whining because I don't text. No, I look in the actual mirror every day. I do not look like that. Well, you think I never look in the mirror? I look in the mirror all the time. It's not what I look like.

I can't believe I've been here seven times now. In the entire country. I've never been somewhere seven times in the UK. Well, sorry, it looks too stable. Like I'm rolling on wheels. Yeah, here, boy. It looks kind of weird. I don't mind why they keep asking me - Maybe I like the shakiness. Gives you a more authentic feel. Like Blair Witch Project. I mean, it's not even that shaky. Look, I look so much better. I look way better. Very disappointing. What? Or I just get a gimbal selfie stick. Look, this is what my skin looks like.

See, look. The GoPro makes it really dark looking and sharpens it. See, look, my skin's not that bad looking. I'm gonna use SM+ for the rest of my life. Look, GoPro making me ugly. See, look. It doesn't look that bad. It's just like a bit brown. They're not black dots. GoPro making me ugly. I don't like it. Send it back. I would never do that with the GoPro. It makes me look disgusting. You see, it's like those weird filters. You know those exposed drama channels? They put a filter over the topic character person, and they put like this harsh sharpening filter on it. That's what the GoPro looks like.

So UPS gave me this label. What do I do with it? Or do I rebook it? I don't understand. Maybe I'll rebook it. I don't like a GoPro. I hate UPS pickup. Oh, they're rubbish. Confirm return. Next working day from date of return. That would be tomorrow, wouldn't it? Wouldn't that be tomorrow? You got more viewers because of high quality? I don't think so. I mean, look at my viewers now, and I'm using my phone. No, I had 178 yesterday with... Oh my God. I had 178 when I sit on my beanbag with my phone, not the GoPro. Oh my God.

See, I look way better like this. GoPro make me ugly. Put it in the bin. See, I look way better. Give my money back on my 280 pounds. Why am I paying 280 pounds to look ugly? No, there's no smoothing filter. Look, you can see, you can see every dot. If there was a smoothing filter, you wouldn't see the dots, would you? Look. It's just, it doesn't make my face look pale and the dots look dark. Yeah, I don't know what the Flip seven's gonna be like. I'm a bit scared now because... Wait, how many megapixels does it have for the wide angle?

Hey, Daniel. How many megapixels does the Flip seven Ultra-Wide camera have? The Galaxy Z Flip 7's ultra-wide camera sports a 12 megapixel sensor. Are you into photography? And what about the GoPro 13? The GoPro Hero 13 is rumored to have an ultra-wide camera with impressive features, but the exact specifications like megapixel count haven't been confirmed yet. GoPro - Yes, it has. GoPro 13 is already out. Just look it up. You're right. The GoPro Hero 13 is out, and it's bought a 27 megapixel ultra-wide count. Damn, 27 megapixels. No wonder I look bad on it. Oh, it's less about you and more about the detail that it captures. Mega meg - Can you speak faster? Why are you speaking so slowly? Got it. I'll speed it up. What should we talk about next? What should we talk about next? So the Flip7 has a 12 megapixel ultra-wide. What about the S10 pluses ultra-wide?

The S10 +'s ultra-wide camera has 16 megapixels. Does that help in your comparison? No, it doesn't. All right. What more are you looking for? The S10+ ultra-wide camera, how many megapixels? It's got 16 megapixels. No, it doesn't. He's talking rubbish. I'll double check that for you wide away. The Samsung Galaxy S10 Plus has a 16 megapixel ultra-wide camera. What? How... How does the S10 Plus have a more megapixel than Flip7? Talking rubbish. Although I'd kind of like that. <laugh> So now you know what 27 megapixels looks like. 16 megapixels. What? How does the Flip7 have less megapixels? Yo, Daniel, what's up? So you said the Flip7 ultra-wide camera has 12 megapixels. Yep, that's right. Did you need more info on it? And the S10+ has 16 megapixels on its ultra-wide. Exactly. The S10 Plus has a 16 megapixel ultra-wide camera. Anything else on your mind?

How come the S10+ has more megapixels when the Flip7 is way newer? Megapixels aren't everything. Newer phones might focus on other features like synthesize, lens quality, or software enhancements. So more megapixels don't always mean better photos. Got any other questions?

No. Weird. Flip seven has less megapixels. No, the Flip7 main camera has 50 megapixels, which I'll never be using. I'm using the ultra wide. I only use the ultra wide. Trust me, you do not wanna see the main camera on this phone watch. Look. This is the main camera. Ugh. <laugh> I told you, you don't wanna see it. That's why I stick to the ultra wide. Hey, Daniel, you're back. What's new? How many megapixels does the S10 Plus main camera have? The main camera on the Galaxy S10 Plus has 12 megapixels. Curious about anything else on it?

No. 12 and 16. Oh, shut up. Better, better than your skin. Let's see your skin then. As if no one... As if everyone with bad skin never didn't have a girlfriend. It's not spots, it's freckles. Yeah, my skin is smooth as well when you touch it, but I got freckles. You can't feel the freckles. Like if you touch my face, you don't feel them. Uh, I'm getting a pimple though. My chin's very pimply recently. I've got a lot of pimples on my chin. Don't know why. Hmm. Yeah, moon was so annoying. She was like, "Those aren't freckles. They're blackheads. Trust me, I know what blackheads look like. You need cleanser." Yeah, okay, I'll just... I'll wash every dot off my face because they'll just fall off, won't they? Moon's so dumb, like everything moon says pissed me off. I couldn't stand her.

Moon might be one of the dumbest girls I ever talked to. No, my dad didn't have freckles. I think maybe my mom does. I think I get it from my mom's side. Imagine thinking I've never tried products like cleansers and exfoliators before. They don't do anything. They just dry my skin out and now you gotta buy a moisturizer. Hmm. So I've got to wait for UPS to come pick it up, I guess. Well, goodbye GoPro. The only good thing about it is stabilization's good and I guess it's nice and small. The skin routine is not gonna change anything. I know. Look, I look ugly. No, I don't understand why they keep asking me to provide information. I've already provided it and I've already paid it. It makes me look bad. No, I would not wanna use this. I know.

Yeah. It makes me look weird. Like here it look fine. It's not doing the weird sharpening thing. You can't change the settings when you're streaming. Change what settings? Oh, 1% battery. No, I don't have raised bumpy freckles like that Morgan guy has. My face is smooth when you touch it. Quality standard. Quality highest. Quality basic. Captures video in 1080p. Okay. But that's for video, not for streaming. Unless I can turn off that weird processing thing it does. It's not... What? I think it's fr - oh no. Video. So about 1080p, yeah. Frame rate 30. Linear or W. Hyper smooth on. Capture pro tune. Oh.

Bit rate. High or standard? Sharpness. Why is it a medium? Low? Sharpness low. Color. Natural, flat, or vibrant. The problem is you can't change these settings when you're live. I need toilet. Oh. Oh, it's just K. I though it was crypt. Just K bug. What should I say to her? Oh shit, she's typing. My battery's all dying. I need toilet. Where's my battery bank? What? My power bank. Oh, there it is. Okay. Got these settings. Maybe I can fix the settings. Um, okay. Color captures photos and videos with true to life color profile. Vibrant. Oh, my eye roll backpack. Flat.

Maybe I'll do flat. I can't see the previous screen because it says settings on it. I put flat then. Audio, that's fine. Dashboard. So it's set to color flat, sharpness low, E-noise, low, or high. Reduces the amount of video noise in the footage. Maybe low. Sharpness low, D noise low. Bit rate, standard. What else can I do? Hindsight off. Okay, got banned hobbs for doing N-word. Band, not allowed N-word. K-Bug said, "You blocked me because Crips left. How does that make sense? It was cowardly of you to block and band me without warning." Yeah, well...

Hm. She said because I didn't text her much. Everyone's telling me you were troll and messing with me. Okay, so I got, um... Frame rate, 30. Resolution, 10.80. Maybe that's the main reason. I think I was streaming in 4k. It was set to 4k. Framing 16 by nine. Keep accidentally changing it. W- wide bit depth, what's that? 10 bit or eight bit. Uh, 10 bit, I guess. I mean, eight bit. Bit rate. I can't put low. White balance. Low, low, low, flat. Maybe I'll turn it on again. Okay. Uh, why is there no back buttons? Like, how do I get out of this menu?

Uh-huh. Hm? Flat. Okay. 1080p 30 W. Why? If I knew I could connect it easily without bell box. Why would 10 bit... It says 10 bit is only for 4K and 8K. Stop trying to troll me. Oh, I gotta turn the bell box on. Hold on. Um... Everything's running out of battery. It's running out of battery. GoPro's got no battery. Mm-hmm. Better box. If I can make the GoPro look worse, then it will look better. Okay. Better box on. I think... Well... Better box on. Oh, God. My toenails. Uh. Uh, this mouse mat is all dirty.

How'd you clean a mouse mat? Did you put it in the washing machine? I can't pick them all up. I forgot to put them in the bin. See, my skin doesn't look that bad. Talking rubbish. Okay, it's gonna grow, grow pro. Growpo. <laugh> Growpo on. Oh my God. What? Jesus Christ. Scared me. I though it was a bomb. Why did you turn the sounds back on? Why the sounds back on? Weird. Some weird setting I put. Oh, I put dashboard. Beeps off. Screensaver on. Oh. Okay. Low, low, flat. 1080p. Why no 720p? Okay. Why is it not on? Oh, there it is. Why is it not on?

Promise there's like a six-second delay. Okay, now I'm a GoPro. I promise there's like a six-second delay. Okay, now I'm a GoPro. It looks bad. Uh. It looks bad. It makes my skin look weird. Uh. It makes my skin look weird. I don't like it. I don't like it. That's not how it really looks. My skin doesn't look that bad. I know what my skin - That's not how it really looks. Uh, my skin doesn't look that bad. I know what my skin looks like. Wait, maybe I put 7-20p. Wait, maybe I put 7-20... I put it to 4-80p now.

I look, I put it to 4-80p now. Okay, how does it look now? 4-80p. Okay, how's it look now? 4-80p. It still looks really bad. What? It still looks really bad. What? Although it looks a bit better than it did earlier. Although it looks a bit better than it did earlier. Mm, I feel like it maybe looks a bit better for ATP. Mm, I feel like it maybe it looks a bit better for ATP. It still looks really bad. I don't like it. It still looks really bad. I don't like it. Making me look ugly. Double sound. Oh yeah, I got double mics.

Double sound? Oh yeah, I got double mics. Uh, it looks not as bad now, but four ATP. Maybe I cancel the return and we do another test tomorrow at 480p and let's see if it makes me look bad still. I will go somewhere with sunlight. It's just my battery's nearly dead. Okay, go sunlight room. I can't see it. <laugh> How'd it look? I can't tell because I need to see the screen. Oh, it still looks bad. Like, it's making my face look all blotchy. Now... I don't know. There you go. Standby. Uh, I don't know.

Still looks bad. I don't like it. I like my S10 plus. Ah, that's how it reads, but like, this is reality. No, I don't like it. I think I'm gonna send it back. I don't care about stabilization. I won't use the stabilization if it makes you look bad. Yeah, I could get a gimbal for the S10 plus. S10+ forever. Don't I ever wanna take a nap during the day? Yeah, that's what I used to do before kick. I'm not allowed to sleep on stream. I don't know about the flip seven now. AI says it's only got 12 megapixels and this has 16, so shouldn't it look worse or better?

No, I don't like the GoPro. It also looks weird, the way it warps everything, but then if you put linear mode, then it's like super cropped in. Yeah, I don't like it. Reset. Maybe I just won't reset it. I'll be bothered. Back in the box. Yeah, I do have some bumps here. It's pimples. Oh God, I do not like it. It looks so bad. What bumps? Well, these. Oh god. Pimple. Look. If they go in here, it looks way better now, look. Yeah, I'm sticking with S10 plus. I think it's better because, you know, I need to save money anyway.

The problem is, there's too many megapixels. They put 27 megapixels. If I can get a GoPro with 12 megapixels, it'll be better. Maybe K-Bug will come meet me now. I apologized, and Crypt's not coming. Uh, I look gross on the GoPro. No, that camera just makes me ugly. Look. I look fine on this camera, don't I? But how's this camera making me look good and then the other one makes me look bad? 'Cause it's a stupid camera, the other one. This is rubbish. This camera's not blurry. What are you talking about? Look. See that you can see the dots that you can see? If it's blurry, you couldn't see it. Look.

If it's blurry, how can you see the dots? The other camera is fake, making me look ugly. I'm suing GoPro. Now I'm sending back GoPro rubbish. Also, GoPro makes you look ugly because it warps it and it, like, makes your face proportions look weird. It makes your face look like a potato, because it ma - it's supposed to be an action cam to capture all the action, so it, like, warps everything like goldfish. Nah, send back. Now let's send that magnetic mount back as well. Rubbish. I never buy a GoPro again. 280 pounds of rubbish. Band.

GoPro band. Hopefully, UPS come tomorrow. Okay. Next, we try on the hat. I think this hat's gonna make me look much better. It's like Japanese style. Hmm. Hmm. I don't know. What you think? At least it fits. It actually fits my head. I bet AJ will love it. I'm gonna wear this when I meet AJ. Yeah, not bad, I guess. It does the job. <laugh> It's bloody. I mean, it looks not bad. I mean, it would be nice if you could take the flap off, can't you? I don't think you can, sewed into it. You could put it into the hat.

Yeah, you could always do that. Yeah, it's better than the hat I had. Yeah, not bad. In case I want to hide this, the flaps. Yeah, I could use this, actually. I don't know, I might cut the string off. Or where can I put the string? I don't really need the string. Hmm. Yeah. Better than the, uh, the one I got. And then I can flap it out. Bayonet you. <laugh> POV getting bayoneted by Imperial Japanese troops. Baza. <laugh> Imagine the sight of this invading your country. A million five foot Japanese descend upon your country.

We invade your country. <laugh> I need a brown jacket. <laugh> Cardboard hat is better. I don't know. It's not bad. The neck flaps are pretty nice. I look like such a nerd though. I'm like, I should get a butterfly net, like I'm out capturing butterflies. Oh, wow. It's endangered butterfly. I've got it. Mm. Okay, so UPS should be coming tomorrow and also Royal Mail coming tomorrow. So looks like we're staying in tomorrow. Born. Uh, but magnetic GoPro mount is coming today and now I'm not keeping the GoPro. So I gotta send that back as well. Unless... No. So yeah, GoPro for UPS and that one for Royal Mail. But they already gave me the return slips. Like this is for UPS. What do I do with this? But I still need him to come here and pick it up, so why'd they give me the label?

I've got my pork line here. Defrosted.

I might have, um... Hmm. I don't know if I can be bothered to egg fry it with breadcrumbs. Maybe I will. I don't want to keep the GoPro. It makes me look ugly. It makes my skin look really bad. It makes me look terrible. I'd rather have shaky footage and look good than have stable footage and look awful. No, I don't like GoPro. I want my money back. I'll test out the Flip seven. That would probably be stable. See, look, I look so much better with the S10 Plus. See, look. GoPro, it makes my face look fat. This one doesn't.

The GoPro warps my face. I swear, like the rounding thing makes my face look like a potato. Me looking good is more important than you guys having staple footage, unfortunately. Now I look good. I feel good again. Oh God, I look so ugly in the GoPro. Never again. Yeah, I know there's linear mode, but then it crops in and it's not wide angle. I want wide angle. No one was bothered except you. What about stabilization? Yeah, because I wanted my footage to not be all shaky. And it turns out stabilization is on, on... I mean, I'm not using Rail Pro right now. I'm using IV Cam, and I think there is no... Wait, let me see.

Uh, I don't know, actually. IV Cam probably doesn't have stabilization. Yeah, I definitely look good on this phone. Look. Look, don't I look good? I look way better. It's not just the skin, but it's like the shape of my face looks weird on the GoPro. Like they've distorted my face, made me look ugly. I don't like it. And it, like, randomly blotches my face out. Okay. Who cares? I mean, no one cares about my quality anyway. And I'd rather have the money and have one less device to worry about. Okay, now what the plan is going to be. Uh, but now we go wait, we got to wait nine days for the Flip seven. Now, if that makes me ugly too, then I give up.

Can't be bothered anymore. Definitely not getting S25 Ultra. Yeah, this is a wide angle. This is a wide angle. It doesn't do what GoPro does. GoPro, it makes the edge of the shot, like, all warped. So when I pan up and down, it's like, whoo, whoo, like that. But when I do it on this phone, look, it doesn't do that. So I don't know what GoPro does for wide angle, but it looks shit. It's got, like, weird goldfish, gold bowl looking effect. Yeah, the fishbowl. Why are they... The fishbowl looks stupid. Why can't they just have, like, a real wide angle like this? This is wide angle. It doesn't do the fishbowl.

It does it a tiny bit, like, when I do my biceps, I put them in the corner so they look bigger like that. Ah. The Sony cam didn't, but Sony makes my skin look bad as well, so I never used it. I had the white Sony action cam back in 2019. I made one video with it, and then I never used it. I went back to my S10+. Yeah, I'm a bit worried a Flip 7's gonna make me look bad too. Hmm. Well, I mean, even if the Flip seven makes me look bad, I'll just use this and then use Flip seven as my main phone. And then finally ditch this iPhone. I don't even know if the iPhone's gonna charge because it's got water in it. Let me see.

It doesn't charge. What? The iPhone doesn't charge at all. Ah, charging. Something weird about it. Oh God. Oh. Oh God. The GoPro has like ugly filter on it. Oh Jesus, never buy GoPro. Unless all you're gonna do is put it on a bike and do like BMX mountain biking. Yeah, I would not, I would never get a, like a proper camera for streaming ever again. I'll just stick, I'll just buy, I'm gonna buy like 10 S10 pluses, stock up on them. I don't think I'm ever gonna buy a phone better than S10+. Now I'll test out the flip seven and I'll see if it's any good.

And it's P again. Well, at least I've got the, uh, bell box working. Um, wait, why is it off? If it's plugged in. Is it dead? Oh, battery bank's dead. No way. Okay. I think I'm done obsessing with stupid things for the IRL setup. Fed up, blowing all this money. I still like the Bella box, although some things were annoying with it. Like the Smash Samsung tethering. I don't know what is wrong with that. This won't seem to stay tethered. Maybe it's this cable. Maybe I switch this cable out. I'll switch this cable. No, the camera is making me ugly. I'm not that ugly in real life. I look like this.

That's why I look... No, GoPro is wrong. They're making me look ugly. Maybe I use, what's this one? I use this one instead. I think there's something wrong with this one. Oh wait, this is not USB. I need USB, not USBC. Shit. Oh, I can use a lightning cable. Oh, no, I can't. Fuck sake. Oh God. I think I've been here five months, so not quite as long as Manchester. Um, what happened to that cable someone sent me while I was there? Yeah, that would work. It's just kind of short. I was not born in the '80s. I was born at the very end of the '80s. I was basically born in the '90s.

I don't know. Yeah, I guess it kind of depends what I look like on the Flip seven, whether I'm gonna use it or not. Well, I'm not gonna go out tomorrow because I gotta wait for UPS and I gotta wait for the post lady to pick up my GoPro and pick up my hat. Now I'm gonna get the GoPro magnet mount today, tonight. So if I start the return, she might come pick it up tomorrow as well. That'd be nice because she'll be in by the batteries. Yeah, iPhone makes me look really bad as well. It makes my hair look faded, makes my skin look all brown and makes my freckles look weird.

I don't like using iPhone camera. iPhone camera. Although it doesn't look as bad. Maybe I switch the stream camera to the iPhone camera and I'll show you. How do I do that? Connections. Uh, I need... Um, is it... Uh-huh. I've got to close this one. Yeah, so this is iPhone. This is the iPhone camera. Not bad, I guess. I mean, not as bad as the GoPro looks. It's the iPhone. That's the Samsung. Oh, actually, I kind of like it. It looks more blown out. Whoa. Maybe the lens is smudged. Yeah, I like Samsung more. I think Samsung's best.

Now, is the Flip seven gonna make me look bad, I wonder. No, I'm not wearing makeup. That's silly. 'Cause my skin doesn't look that bad in the mirror. It says certain cameras make it look really bad. Okay, so what I'm gonna do is is stay in tomorrow. Maybe I'll do a half day tomorrow. I reckon I do half day tomorrow so I go live at like 1:00 because I'll just stay in waiting for UPS and Royal Mail. And then Wednesday I'll go to Dimworthy House, Ditworthy House. Look, Ditworthy House was it. Ditsworthy House. It's a famous house. Looks like this.

It's a famous house. It was used in the movie Warhorse. It looks cool. Built 400 years ago. It was called the Ditzworthy Warren House because it was built at Ditzworthy Warren, which was the largest UK rabbit breeding Warren in the country. So it's got Shavakum Falls nearby. I don't know if it's nearby. It looks kind of cool, the area. And you've got Drizzle Kum, it's like a stone thing. And you've got car park here. Car park looks, okay. Yeah, that's where I wanna go next. Do the good old SN+. You can't type that word. <laugh> Yeah, it looks nice here. So I go there. I would go tomorrow, but I'll wait for UPS and I'll wait for Romail to pick up my unwanted stuff.

Okay, so my favorite setup so far is SN+ with Bella Box and Tethered four connections. Current problems are Smash Samsung tethering seems unreliable. And also iPhone tethered cable. Keeps wobbling, not, not secure. I'm sure I had another lightning cable. I need a longer light... Oh, wait. I need a longer lightning cable. What's this one? Oh, USB to USBC. I'll try that one. I'm sure I had a lightning cable. That's USB to USBC. Oh, I think it's in the car. Oh, I've got Mila's message. My sacred. Love Mila 2020. I'd be very sad if I lost that.

Mm. Oh, lightning. That's a lightning. It must be USB. Yeah, USB. I'll try that one. 'Cause this one's longer. Oh, no, it's not longer. What? I though it was longer. It's the same. Oh, my God. I need a longer one. Damn it. Okay. I lost enough messing about today. What else we got planned? Got all these cables everywhere. Let me go put this one back in there. Maybe I try this one. Don't be at war with anyone. <laugh> That's not really my thing, is it? I'm at war with everyone. My mom. Who else? Your hero. I need to pee here.

Okay, I'm done messing about. Pee are not very good. I dribbled some, now in my pants. I wet my pants. I though I wiggled it, but then it, it dripped a bit when I put it back in the pants. Now it's wet in my trousers. No, soak it up. That's why I wear two pairs of trousers sometimes. You can soak it up better. It will dry up, it's fine. I just don't like the wet sensation. Okay. I feel satisfied now I've sorted out what I want. Definitely don't want the GoPro. Made me look terrible. Okay, next problem.

Amazon still hasn't messaged me about my monitor. What am I supposed to do? Wow, Barrick Gold's ripping. It just ripped up there, 21.71 and tanked. I'm confident we'll see barrack or new month added to Berkshire in Q2 or Q3. Really? I shouldn't sell my Barrack gold then. Blowout earnings would lead to a shoot up past 24 to form the cup and expect profit taking. Yeah, I'm not selling my barrack. People saying it's gonna go 24. No, I'm not gonna sell my barrack. I'll just use my kick earnings to pay off the credit card. Tesla tanked.

It ripped a little bit and then tanked. Russell 2000. Not really doing anything. What happened to your face? Uh, the GoPro has horrible image processing and made me look ugly. This is what I actually look like. See? Yeah, you can see some freckles and blemishes, but it doesn't look as bad as what the GoPro says. Yeah, you can see the freckles, look. But on the GoPro, they look disgusting. And it does not look like that in real life, trust me. So I'm sending the GoPro back because it's designed to make people look ugly. It does weird, really over-processed sharpening and weird contrast stuff. Plus it warps your face, makes you look like a potato. This is what I look like.

Look, I look so much better than what I look like on the GoPro. Oh, God. Oh, stupid camera make you look so ugly. I bet you can get a hot girl and then point her in the GoPro and she look ugly. No one ever looks good on the GoPro. Test it on who? I don't know any hot girls. What to do now. There's still no crypt. How boring. I though she was gonna come back from this camp, and then she'll be more active. But instead, she just completely disappears. Just like that. I was looking forward to her coming back from this camp.

I can't believe she did this to us. I'm just, I'm just hoping it's something like she got sick or unconscious. I don't know. She can't just ghost us like this. No way. No way she's just gonna ghost us. After four or five months, I don't believe it. Oh, shut Lori Trouser. She's lying. How was she leading me on? I was basically ignoring her the whole time. I was ignoring her for like four months and getting excited about other girls. I don't even think she did a very good job at leading me on. You'd think she'd give up, wouldn't you? She'd be like, "I'm gonna try lead this guy on and troll him for and for four months without any results." I wasn't exactly like I was in love with her, was I?

So I didn't do a great job. And then you think if they, they would just get bored, wouldn't they, after being ignored for weeks and weeks and then move on? But she didn't. You were promising to send money? Well, maybe I would've if she, um, didn't ghost. I don't understand what the problem is. Like does she want to come or not wanna come? Or she's pretending she wants to come. So either she does wanna come and applied for the passport and didn't get it, but she lied that she got it. Or she never applied for it in the first place, so she doesn't really wanna come, but she's pretending she wants to come.

Went into that puzzle stuff. What the geocaching? Yeah, I'm not into this weird stuff like geocaching and AR and Pokemon Go. Maybe because I'm on Kik now, not YouTube. It feels like there's less attention. Well, I said we'd make vlogs on YouTube too. I hate... I feel like this is what it felt like when Sunny blocked me, not knowing what really happened. No explanation. Oh, I gotta send proof to Be Livery. Ah, Be Livery won't give me my fucking money. Fucking shit Belivery. They want... Where's my water bill? Submit additional info. Address. I already put my address.

Lifton, Devon. Huh? Proof of address. Bank statement or mon - mobile bill. Maybe, I don't have a bank statement on it. Maybe Crip's scared of my giant dick. She keeps saying she was scared of my dick. It's not even that big, look. Oh, I don't know where I put my water bill. Oh, I've got nothing with my address on it. Like a bill. I had the water bill, but I don't know where I put it when I finished. Fucking delivery. Oh, this is it. Found it. I want my money to be livery. No, I already paid the water bill.

Okay, what's next? Now I need to find out what happened to my monitor. There's no monitor update. I'm back. Yeah, maybe if I don't hear anything from Amazon in a few days, I'll do the chat thing. Oh, tired after all that fussing about a stupid coper. I was gonna get a drink, forgot. I went into the kitchen, didn't do the thing I was gonna do. Might make a pop noodle. Pot noodle and a coffee. My daily pleasure. Pop noodle every day. Definitely gonna work out hard tonight because I skipped yesterday. Coffee is to wake me up. A pop noodle is because it's yummy.

What? Done seven hours. Yeah, my headache goes away when I go to sleep. I woke up and it was gone. I woke up at half past six today because my phone battery died. I couldn't check what time it was. I though it was later, like 80. So I woke up because it was bright and I need the toilet. Might make a pot of noodle. I put the coffee and the pot noodle. Then I get both at the same time. It's not autistic, you're stretching my neck. Well, you don't stretch your neck. Up to you. Have a bad neck then.

How can a crater be pointy? Makes no sense. Promise if I have a pot noodle now, I probably won't need dinner until 8:00. So funny that girls think... So funny girls think that if a guy isn't texting, it's because he's not interested. Imagine thinking the guy doesn't wanna have sex just because he's not texting. Of course I wanna have sex. Like me wanting to have sex has not gone, become less or more just because I've texted less. Women are like, "Oh, you stopped texting, so I though you weren't interested." No, I still wanna have sex with you as much as I wanted it in the first place.

It's just, I want to have sex now. Does me texting you more speed up when we're gonna have sex? If not, I mean, what's the point then? Like, if we've agreed to have sex next month, then me texting you loads and loads and loads every day is not gonna make next month come faster. So what's the point? I don't understand why they think not texting or texting less means I don't wanna have sex anymore. Of course I wanna have sex. Why would I not wanna have sex? It makes no sense. It's just that I don't wanna... I wanna have sex. I don't wanna text.

I mean, we texted a lot already. I don't really know what else there is to say. We just end up saying the same thing over and over again. Like, "Hey, what's up? Wha did you do? How was your day? Did you have no date? Have a good day, man. What about you do?" "Oh, boring. Like, we've already done that. Can we, like, do the sex bit now? "Girls are weird. "Why do they constantly wanna text all the time? To check to see if you still like them. Well, you keep nagging me about texting. I'm gonna like you less, that's for sure." Sunny basically dumped me because of texting. That was one of the reasons. I said, I said to her, "Even without YouTube, we still have loads of problems. Like, you keep whining about texting. You always unhappy with how I speak?" And she said, "Yeah, you're right.

There were problems before you... Without YouTube, so maybe we're just not compatible." And I said, "Yeah, maybe you're right.

Obviously, we're not compatible at all. I don't know who would be. You know what would be compatible with Sunny? The fucking AI chatbot. Why don't you talk to the fucking AI chatbot? He'll always be there to endlessly talk to you, no matter what you say. Why don't you just use a chatbot and call him Daniel?" I don't know. Yeah, I remember it was a very stressful day. We had an argument the previous night because I was feeling a bit depressed and not very chatty, and she was chatty, so I didn't really respond to her very well. So then she got mad because I wasn't very chatty. And then I got mad back. And I said, "I just need some space." And she said, "Well, it's fine if you want space, but it would be nice if you told me. Now, I don't feel like coming over tomorrow." So I just said, "Goodnight." So I went to bed, woke up next day, and I apologized.

I said, "Sorry, it's been down." But it wasn't... You know, I apologize, and then the woman's still mad. So I go to work, but now my car's got a puncture, so I have to phone the tire repair people and get the tire fixed. And I finally get to work, and I'm at the depot, and then I'm texting Sunny, and she's saying, "Oh, now we're laying things out on the table. Actually, I've been building resentment because you said you were gonna quit YouTube, but you're putting out videos every day on the second channel, and your stupid viewers are still lurking there.

Does that even make any money? They don't even get any views. I though you were supposed to be moving on and leaving YouTube behind, but you're just going back to your old ways." Uh, she was so nagging, like a teacher whining at you. Yeah, she was mad, because I was making gaming videos on the second channel, and some of you guys comment on it. So she was like, "Oh, some of your snotty, grotty, little, weirdo viewers are still lurking on the second channel." So then I said, "But you said you didn't mind if I made gaming videos. I asked you, can I make the nothing phone unboxing video? Can I make the Assassin's Creed Shadows video?" And she said she didn't mind. And then I said, "Thank..." I remember the conversation. I said, "Thanks for letting me make some videos. I though you meant I couldn't do it at all." So she said she didn't mind if I'd made Assassin's Creed video, and then later on, she then says, "I'm building resentment because you're making videos every day on this gaming channel." Make up your mind.

Like is it okay with you or is it not okay?

She said it was okay. And then she took it back. And then I said, "But you said it was okay if I make gaming videos. I can't just not ever make videos ever again. This is what I wanna do. It's what I enjoy doing. I enjoy the hunt for views. I like trying to get views on you. It's fun." So then I said, "I, I'm not gonna stop doing YouTube." And then she said, "Okay, that's your decision. But then it's my decision if I don't wanna be with you anymore." And then I said, "But even without YouTube, we have a bunch of other problems anyway, like the texting thing." She said, "Yeah, I guess we're just not compatible." And then I said, "You're right." And then I went to work. And that was it, really. That was the breakup. And actually, a few day, a day later, she messaged me saying, "Oh, what's the login for Assassin's Creed?" Smiley face, as if we didn't just break up or something.

And then she goes, "Oh, we're gonna come over on Monday to pick up my stuff." And then I rage ranted about her all weekend on YouTube, and then said, "Actually, I'm not coming over. I want my last memories of you to be a happy one. You wish. You break up with me. We're at war. There's no happy memories that are gonna be left.

You dumped me for stupid reason. We were at war as if I'm just gonna leave it at happy memories. You nearly fucked me over. She wishes we could just leave it with the last memories of each other as happy memories. Oh, no. That's not how it works, my love. Now I rage ranted about her for, like, a whole weekend and a week, two weeks, I think, before I got it out of my system. I still don't have it out of my system. I'm still fucking pissed. Fucking idiot. I'm fucking pissed because we could've had a good time. We could've visited all these places and had sex on the malls, and I could be doing kick and making good money. And then she dumped me for the stupid reason that I wanna do streams and make YouTube stuff.

And my texts are dry. Who fucking cares about fucking text? You live 10 minutes away. Just come over and talk. If you wanna talk so badly, why don't you phone? Why do they have to text? At least a phone call is... At least if you do a phone call, you have my dedicated attention and I'm gonna be talking to you directly. I hate texting. And then maybe if you spent more time at my place instead of at your fucking mom's place and sister's place all the time, then we would talk more. But no, has to do stupid texts because you have more important stuff going on.

I could've taken to her to Kite Hill, to Reservoir, to the beach. There's so many cool places I've been to now. We could've gone together and streamed it. But I don't know, she's crying because people calling her loggy and forums, baby. Imagine, imagine not wanting to make 200 pounds a day because people on the internet are calling you loggy. Unbelievable. That would be like Trump giving up on becoming president because people calling him Bad Orange Man or something. Like, who cares? Fuck them. Imagine getting bullied off the internet and making money just because people were saying some names about you.

Weak. So weak. Being a human being is a dog eat dog world. We all want the same thing. We want money and we want resources and sex. And to get those things, um, yeah, you got to go through unpleasant stuff. Like, you got to steal someone's girlfriend or you got to steal someone's money or you've got to fuck someone over to get what you want. Or you have to endure some bullying. It's just how the world works. You don't get nothing for nothing. It's like you go and get an office job and okay, you might have some people there that you don't get on well with. It's the same thing, really.

Well, people don't get bullied in the work office space. People get bullied at work all the time. They don't quit. Well, I mean, maybe they do. Just so stupid. If it affects you so much, why don't you just lose some weight then, don't they? Sitting around a house all day in donuts. That's what's so annoying about it. Uh, you know, I mean, if we met on a dating app and then she found out later that I'm a streamer, then it's different story. But she knew who I was and wanted to meet me because she knew I'm a YouTuber.

So then to then expect me to think I'm just gonna give it all up and quit it. It's completely insane and extremely selfish. Extremely selfish to like emotionally manipulate someone into giving up something for you. I mean, who do you think you are? I said to my sister, um, "If your partner told you to quit your job, would you do it?" And she said, "If it was destroying the relationship, then yes." "Okay, but why is it destroying the relationship? Is it actually destroying the relationship though, or is it just you letting it destroy the relationship? "Like imagine, imagine your job is...

Yeah, my sister said she would give up her entire career and job if it was destroying the relationship and her husband asked her to. And I said," What if he wanted you to quit your job because he's got like some irrational fear of coding? Like he's, like he has nightmares about AI and coding and he wants you to quit it because he hates coding. So he now wants you to quit. He want... The, the career in itself is not destroying the relationship, but it's being destroyed because he has an irrational fear of your job. It's like what if you were zookeeper and you looked after spiders, but your partner hates spiders and scared of spiders? So then they say, "Oh, I wanna quit your job. You should quit your job working with spiders because I'm scared of it." And that's just stupid. Then you shouldn't have dated someone who deals with spiders.

That'd be like, imagine dating Steve Irwin, the animal guy, and then saying you hate animals, I want you to quit your job with animals. Like the job itself didn't destroy a relationship. It's the partner's stupid, irrational, weird fears about it that destroyed it. Like, like the stupid streaming and YouTube in of itself wouldn't destroy the relationship, but it will if you let it and you come up with a bunch of stupid reasons for it to destroy the relationship.

Like the relationship was fine in the beginning, the stream wasn't destroying it, but then over time you let it destroy it because you got all mad over nothing. Stupid. I mean, I know at the end of the day, the breakup was for the best because if she doesn't want to date a streamer, then don't date a streamer. But then maybe have that figured out before you even reach out to meeting a streamer, stupid fucking idiot. Otherwise, I would have just stayed with Faster and then I would have lost faster and then you just wasted my whole year and 10,000 pounds. How about make up your mind before you even reach out to meet me? More.

Didn't anticipate the negative attention. For someone who's been watching my channel for five years, four years, you think they would know. It's not like she just found the channel from Turkey Tom or something. She's been around since 2021. You think she would know that, um, yeah I've got a lot of toxic troll viewers that like to troll and say toxic things. And she was part of the audience. She was part of it. She was toxic as well. She was pretty toxic towards Faster. So she went from being part of the toxic audience to now being a target of the toxic audience and didn't like how it felt, even though she was part of the toxic audience.

So she got a taste of her own medicine, I guess. Like, you know some of the haters I have who relentlessly bully me? G - I'd love to see them on the channel and then get a taste of their own medicine as you guys rip them to shreds, because you guys rip people to shreds, especially if it's a woman. Like people saying Moon looks like a tranny. Maybe that's why Walimo likes her so much. It's like you would be a 10 out of 10 model superstar to come on my channel and not get bullied. We never even saw Moon. Well, some people have found her. I don't know how, but they like found her Instagram or something.

Wasn't me. I didn't do anything. I didn't leak or nothing. Because I didn't care about her. Uh, if I didn't care about her, why am I talking about her every day for five months now? If I don't care about someone, I wouldn't mention them at all. Obviously I care about her. You know who I don't care about? Barack Obama. That's why I never talk about him. I couldn't give a shit about Barack Obama at all. So I would never talk about him. Yeah, I'm sure there are other reasons. Like the relationship was failing because it was already starting to show cracks way before the quit YouTube thing with the dry text. Girls think if you don't text them, it means you don't like them anymore. When it doesn't mean that. It just means I'm busy or I've got nothing to say. I used to say it, it just means I've got nothing to say.

And she said, "You don't need anything to say. Just say like, I miss you or I'm thinking of you." So now I've got to like constantly remember, oh, when was the last time I said, did I, do I miss you? I miss you. Is it time to s - to send another message saying I miss you? How many fucking times do I say it?

I can't be bothered. It's like with my OnlyFans, I have to keep regularly posting updates, otherwise people aren't gonna stay subscribed. So I have to keep remembering... Wait, when was the last time I posted? I better post something new. That's what it feels like. And when was the last time I said something to her? Oh, I guess I better shoot her a message saying I miss her or something. Of course I miss her. I don't think I have to keep saying it over and over and over again. I'm just waiting for you to come over, like, what else am I supposed to say?

My texting thing is really annoying. Like I'm busy. I'm doing Amazon blocks. I'm doing Uber Eats. I'm trying to make money. And then I'm doing my YouTube stuff. I don't have time to keep worrying about messaging you. I miss you. I miss you. Fucking busy. I just... Women are all words, like they talk, talk, talk and don't do a lot of action. I am a man of action. All I wanna know is when are you coming over? How long are you staying? I don't need to keep it talk... I need action. Like I do action. I don't do talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.

I just need to know when you come in, when do you wanna meet? That's it. But women just talk, talk, talk, talk, and then there's no action. They don't come over, they don't book the flight tickets. They say we're gonna have sex and we don't have sex. And then you, all the fights with because of texting is stupid. Like I've already told you I like you. I already told you I miss you. I already told you, you look great. How many fucking times do I have to say it? How do you just like remember that I've already said it? And unless I say otherwise, then my opinion hasn't changed.

She, she says something like, "I don't even remember the last time you even complimented me, and that's just sad. I'm pretty sure I said you look nice on my birthday dinner, which was about a week ago. I definitely said that she looked nice on the date. How does she not remember that? I did compliment her." And then what? "Oh, the compliment's not good enough. Oh, I just look nice. I don't look amazing or wonderful. "Look, I don't do compliments, okay? The most I'm gonna say is," You look really nice. "Nice and good are the only two words of positivity I can squeeze out. I don't say wonderful. I don't say amazing.

Supposed to say she's beautiful. I have never said the word beautiful in my entire life. It is a lame word. It's got too many syllables. Beauty for three, but it's a very long word. I don't like saying it. Remember me complimenting Jahiro? I basically said," She's not fat. She doesn't talk too much and she's got nice hair or something. "Have you ever seen me say," Wow, she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. "She's fucking stupid. "Wow, I've never seen such beauty in my lifetime." Okay. Imagine me saying that. Get real. "I am starstruck by her awesome beauty, bountiful, bosom, bouncing...

Oh, God. It makes me wanna vomit in my mouth saying that stuff. Most you're ever gonna get out of me is you look nice, or you look really nice, or you look good. Good, nice, and really good or really nice. That's the best I can do. You look pretty nice. Your beauty resonates across the malls. So dumb. Like, sometimes I hear men say to their girlfriends stuff like," Oh yeah, you're looking beautiful today. It just sounds so stupid. Oh, you're looking beautiful, babe. "Number one, he's only saying that because he knows if he doesn't, he's gonna get in trouble with his girlfriend.

It's like they, they're, they... Normal men know that they should say this stuff on a regular basis, otherwise they'll get in trouble. So I know, but I don't wanna do it because my inner core rebels against it. And sometimes you know you should do something, but you don't wanna do it. Like when you fucking haters insult me wrongfully and I demand an apology and you don't apologize because you're stubborn. I'm stubborn too. Oh, I've got a donut. Wow, thanks so much. Let's visit your robot, you talk like I studio Gemini Google. You need to learn how to show appreciation. You never thank her, Muron. You never thanked anyone.

That's the most thanks you'll get for me. Like I constantly say Mila, I found Mila very attractive, but have you ever heard me say, "Mila was so beautiful." No, I just say, "She looked really nice and I found her very attractive." So what am I gonna say to Sunny, like, "Oh, good morning, Sunny. You look very attractive." <laugh> It just sounds stupid. Looking very attractive tonight, Sunny. So when I'm talking about someone in the third person, like, I'm ta - I'm talking about someone to you guys, I will explain to... I would describe her as attractive, but I would never say to Mila, "I find you very attractive. You are very attractive, Mila. That's just weird. But we're talking about objectional, objective, subjective conversation topic. I will say," Yeah, she's one of the most, probably the most attractive girlfriend I ever had. "That's just a, a statement of fact, a subjective fact, because it's my opinion.

But my opinion is fact, because it's objectively true.

But I never told Mila," Oh, you're so beautiful. "But obviously, you know, I honestly think she was very attractive. So just because I didn't say it doesn't mean I don't think it, and just because I do say it doesn't mean I do think it. So it's all just stupid. Never have a pot noodle. What do you mean I protected AJ? How? Yeah, well, I've banned people for calling Sonny fat and stuff, but I told Pugman to shut the fuck up. Pugman's that stupid retard who loves either calling people fat or calling them skinny. He kept going on and on with the forearms thing on Discord.

So I told... I gave him a ban and then I let him back and I told him tone it down. So yeah, I have protected Sunny. And she knows it because I went to the toilet and she was on my Discord there. She was looking at the Discord and she was scrolling up and she said she saw when I told people to stop calling her forearms, and she said it was really sweet. So, uh, she knows that I have done stuff to protect her, but then she'll also say, "You never protect me." What? Pugman's a fucking retard. 12-year-old sense of humor.

Um, so yeah, I did protect her, and then she says I never protect her. What? Can't win, can I? And then she says I don't compliment her, and I did compliment her. I complimented her a lot, like I said, best sex ever had, and I love her smell. And I don't know. Uh, what else is there to say? Hair's nice, I guess. She could lose a bit of weight though, to be honest. But it's fine, and I didn't have a problem with it. If you think you wanna look like that, it's up to you. I'm trying to gain weight, but it's hard.

I haven't gained any weight. I'm actually 49 kg again. Somehow I've lost weight. It's funny, girls wanna lose weight and can't. I wanna gain weigh, but I keep losing it. I think it's all my endless walking. I know. Why don't girls just go endless walking with me and then they'll lose weight if it works for me? I need toilet. Okay, so I eat it here, maybe. You say I have a horrible diet and I won't gain weight as if fat English people sitting around eating bacon sandwiches aren't getting fat because they're eating bacon for sandwiches. I'm eating the most unhealthy food that exists and I'm not getting fat.

So how is it my diet's fault? It has got calories. It literally says 400 calories on the pot. So it looks like you're wrong again. No, I don't like any potential flavors apart from beef and tomato. Chicken and mushroom's okay, but it's got like a weird... I don't know, like up in your nose kind of smell. Beef and tomatoes, earthy and savory, rich, decadent. Chicken and mushroom is like, I don't know, like a chicken farted and you breathe in the smell. Okay. I made peace with. I think we're good. Outside stream look really good. Nah. Yeah, everything looked great apart from my face. So what's the point? I'm supposed to look good. Who gives a fuck about the environment looking good? I wanna look good. If the camera makes me look ugly, then it's going back.

Me looking good is the number one priority. Do I ever get honked at when driving? It used to happen a lot in Maidstone. It hasn't happened in a while. It did happen when I first got here. Me and Sonny went to Tesco and we approached a roundabout. I needed to take the first exit left. Another car was approaching a roundabout too, but I swear I got to the roundabout first, so I entered it. And then he entered it too and horned at me as if I was supposed to sit there waiting for a slow ass to get to the roundabout and let him on first. Fuck you. And then I got horned at again. Uh, yeah, I went to pick up Sunny, I don't know, March. Our relationship really didn't last very long, did it?

Basically from January until the end of March, Jesus Christ. So in my mind, I feel like we were together longer whilst I was here. But actually it only lasted like two months whilst I was here. So I went to pick her up probably February and then I went to the roundabout again. I was gonna turn left first exit. I check, check, check, check, check. There's no one coming. So I enter the roundabout and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, someone's at my backside holling at me. And I'm like, "What? I checked like a billion times." And then he starts tailgating me and then I wanna do a right turn, so I go into the turn right lane and then he overtakes me. And as he overtakes, he horns at me again, goes, "Beep, beep, beep, beep," like that. Oh, it happened again as well.

A third time, I was on the way back home from work from Every. I go through the town and there's a guy, he, he's like what, he's in the T junction wanting to come out into the main road and I didn't let him come into the main road when he though I was gonna let him. So then he horned at me because I didn't let him in the main road. "I don't have to let you in. It's my right of way. Just be patient like everyone else and wait your turn to enter the road, you stupid fuck.

"Beeping at me because I didn't let him in. I don't have to let you in. So I got horned at three times. None of them were my fault. Someone came speeding, flying into the roundabout. It was clear when I checked. He, he must have been doing like 50. I don't know. But I was already, yeah, I was already on the roundabout before he got to the roundabout. So how was he hauling at me? Obviously, obviously I'm gonna be slow because I went from being still stationary doing my checks to now turning left and he was like already coming in at the roundabout and he's going in a straight line so he doesn't need to stop.

So I got horned at maybe three times in Devon. Oh, a fourth time I got horned at because someone gave way to me and I didn't do the hand thing and he got mad because I didn't say thanks. I didn't do that like that. I get lazy. Sometimes I can't be bothered. Sometimes I go like that. And a lot of time I just, I can't be fucking bothered to do it every time. Yeah, yeah thanks, whatever. Obviously you gotta give way to me. Otherwise we're gonna crash. Why, why do I, oh, thank you so much for not crushing in to me.

I'm already, I'm already in the road. If you don't give way to me, we're gonna crash. Obviously you gotta give way to me. It's just obvious. And why do I have to thank you for it? Imagine getting mad because I didn't say thank you with this stupid hand thing. Do people do that outside of the UK? We're about to change mic so it sounds better. Do people do that outside of the UK little hand thing? I feel like only the British do that and only British get mad if you don't do it back to them. Sometimes they do it to me, but I don't know because I'm not looking. I'm looking at the road. I'm not looking at the other driver as I drive past them. Some people do it really exaggeratedly. They stick the hand out the window and do like a hail heeler.

I'm trying to focus on driving, not looking at the other driver to do a little wave. I can't be bothered. Huh. Yeah, one time I did do the thanks and I nearly rear-ended the person in front of me because I was paying too much attention on the thanking. Just salt and carbs. What you think people don't gain weight from carbs? What? People literally have rice and chicken to bulk up. What do you mean you, you won't gain weight from carbs? Dumbest thing I've ever heard. No, number two dumb thing you said. The first dumb thing you said was assuming my mom was mean when I never said she is. Now you're saying you can't gain weight from carbs. Oh my God.

How many dumb tapes can you do? Imagine thinking pot noodle won't make you gain weight or bacon egg sandwich. You don't need protein to gain weight. It depends. Are we talking about muscle or fat? Well, if muscle needs protein, how come the most muscular biggest creatures on the planet don't eat meat? They eat vegetables. Elephant, rhino, giraffe, hippo, they don't eat meat. They've got the biggest muscles ever. And I'm not eating, I'm not easing the pot noodle to gain weight. I'm eating it because it tastes good. Imagine thinking I'm eating the pot noodle because it's like part of my weight training program. I'm eating it because it tastes fucking good.

And I'm hungry. I'll have protein later. I have pork loin and I have a hole, a huel. Mm. Oh God. The soup with the bits of tomato. Mm. Oh God. Oh Jesus. My weight training program, I do four sets of dumbbell bicep curls and I do 30 pushups. And I've been doing four hour treks every day. I do about 10,000 steps. Today I did... Today I did... Oh, I did 12,000 today. Damn, that was good. I did 12,000 steps today. I think if I was on death row, I think this would actually be one of my last meals.

Can't I get a blow job instead? Don't you think it's kind of cruel? I think if you're gonna be executed, you should at least be able to have one more fuck before you die. I'd rather have a fuck than a mill. Can't I have a fuck? Just get some prostitutes in. I should make a job opening. Instead of getting prostitutes, they just get someone who does the job. Last fuck job role. I mean, if you're gonna die today, what would you rather have? Your favorite meal or like bang a hot girl? Oh, pot noodle. I mean coffee after pot noodle.

It's almost as good as the ice cream with the cornish past it. The hell's a decline pushup. All pushups involve declining. I ignore the advice because it's rubbish advice. What, what even is the advice? Eats good food. I do eat good food. What the fuck are you talking about? I had salmon and rice and broccoli the other day. How's that not good food? Yesterday I had Wagyu burger with garlic bread, chips, plum tomatoes, and cabbage. What's wrong with that? How's that not good food? You're just saying I should do stuff that I'm already doing. It's like you think I eat pot noodle for lunch, dinner, and breakfast every day or something. It's just a snack.

Obviously I'm gonna have a proper meal for dinner. I swear you're brain dead sometimes. Absolutely brain dead. You watch me eat dinner every night, you see what I eat. I have rice, I have meat, and I have vegetables every single day for my dinner. And then for lunch, I have like a sandwich and crisps. And I have Kit Kat and pot noodle and oranges like a snack. It's just a snack. It's not a meal. It's so stupid. Like you think that I'm eating a pot noodle as like a meal. Yeah, I have like one balanced meal for dinner and then for lunch I have a sandwich, like bacon sandwich or sometimes I make noodles like sober, big noodles with maybe a side dish if I have anything. And then for breakfast, I have some pate on toast, maybe with a banana. I had banana and pate on toast this morning.

And then lunch I had bacon and egg sandwich with crisps. And then a snack, I have pot noodle and then dinner, I'm gonna have pork loins, chips, cabbage, or peppers. No, broccoli.

I really doubt you people are eating anything better. And you talk like, oh, you had couch cous and edamame beans with avocado and fresh salmon on top? Oh yeah, sure you did. You probably had Big Mac. Your last meal was probably Big Mac and Chips. Now one good meal is plenty, considering I can do 12,000 step trek and do a workout. Seems like it's plenty enough food. I think if you need more food to operate, how is that a good thing? You're basically just saying that you are more inefficient. I can do exactly what you do with less food. You're like a gas guzzling, stupid, loud engine making stupid sounds requiring gallons of fuel just to do the same thing I do. You're inefficient.

You big lumbering oath that needs excessive food to do the same thing I do, unless... What you doing? Like are you mining down at the coal mines? Are you a lumberjack chopping down trees? Why do you need so much food? All you're doing is getting in your car, driving to work and seeing at a computer. So you're just saying you, you need more food than I do. How's that a good thing? It means I need less food to operate on the same level. I have a more efficient body than you do. You're just wasting food. Like if a tiny midget can do exactly what you can do on a 10th of the food, then the midget saving money is using less food and resources whilst you just burn it all away in your gas guzzling gut. For what? What are you doing that requires so much food?

Are you like building skyscrapers?

You probably just sit at a desk doing some stupid tech thingy or writing emails. So things ridiculous. People are like, "Oh, I eat, I eat that as a snack. Oh, I eat 10 times what he eats." How's that a break though? Can you do 12,000 steps a day and do a trek for five hours? I doubt it. But you eat 10 times more than I do because you're a fat fuck. So your food bill's like 10 times more than mine. You can barely move and do 12,000 steps in a day. I really doubt you could keep up with me when I do my IRL treks.

And yet you need more food and you can't even keep up, so it's completely inefficient. I don't need that much food to operate. I'm the superior being. I'm the advanced next generation of lightweight humans who need very little energy. You're like a steam locomotive. I'm operating on nuclear fission. I have a little sandwich and it's ready to fuel me for half the day. You need to have a whole cooked meal with your nutritionist. Imagine needing a nutritionist and needing three cooked meals in a day. Pathetic. I literally have a toast and pate and I can do 12,000 steps.

I did 12,000 steps all around Kit Hill today. I walked up it, I walked through, I walked down it and back up it. For example, a gazelle and zebras and sheep, they graze grass and eat grass all day long, but a tiger will just have one meal and it's good. That's enough energy to fuel it. Yeah, the gazelle or the hippo eats more, but it's inefficient. You should waste all day grazing grass and eating it and digesting it when the tiger just has that one little meaty snack. I've got better things to do than sit around eating all day.

You look at sheep, all they do is eat, eat, eat all day long. It's extremely inefficient. You wouldn't be able to get anything done, so I don't care if you eat more. That's not... I don't want to eat more. I wanna eat less. I wanna eat when I'm hungry, not force myself to eat for no reason. The only thing that happens if I eat more is I just poo more and my poo is bigger and I waste money because I'm forcing myself to eat pointless amounts of food. Yeah, what's that? I think it's toast. I think Kaybug likes me again. I said sorry.

And K-Bug said she thinks Crip's gonna come back. She said, "I think Crips will come back. She's probably just bedridden and sleeping." Yeah, probably. She was just in bed sleeping the whole time. But she better not take too long. She better have a good excuse because everyone's turned against her now. Would I take Crips back? Well, if she explains, maybe we do a voice chat on stream and then we see how, see how believable the excuse is. And maybe there's a genuine emergency, I don't know. Like what if something actually happened? Yeah, if there's a good explanation and she sounds genuine, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

I think people should be given a chance, not just lambasted away. But if Cripps is really not coming back, then why can't K-Bug come? Well, I get the other Canadian girls come, but I haven't text her in two days now. So she might be thinking that I've lost interest. K-Bug was just waiting for Krypt, but if Kript is gone, then there's nothing to wait for anymore. Well, if anyone still wants to meet, I'm open. I'm not saying I don't want to meet anyone anymore. Like if K-Bug wants to meet, if she accepts an apology, if Krypt comes back and has an explanation, it's all good.

But I'm gonna, you've got until November because I'm going to Thailand. Gonna book my ticket soon. I book my tickets Thailand, then you would've lost your chance. I get a Thai girlfriend pretty easily. You'd never meet black people. I have never had a single black girl ever message me. If a black girl messaged me and she was hot, yeah, I would meet. But not if she's American. For some reason, all black women seem to be American. I don't know why. Have you ever seen a non-American black woman? 'Cause I haven't. All the black women I know are American, like Beyonce, Michelle Obama. I don't know a single non-American black woman, and I've never had anyone message me before.

I saw some black women at the Tesco when I was looking for the hat, and they look pretty good. I wouldn't say no. But if there's one thing that really would make me not wanna meet a woman, it's if she's religious. I can't. If they're religious, I can't deal with that. Oh, yeah. Sunpi, I remember her. Sunbookish Games. What's she up to now? She should come to Kik. Why is she on Twitch? Yeah, she used to comment on my channel saying stuff like, "Why would you have to point out the black?" Well, why do I have to, why can't I point out the black? Why do people point out he or she? Why point out genders? Sunbookish games. Oh, she changed her name, didn't she?

Did she delete her channel? I can't find it. Oh, I found it. She finally overtook me in subs. But she's still got only nine million views. I've got 40 million. She overtook me in subs, but she's got a quarter of the views I have. Yeah, she was pretty hot. She's got nice legs, but she seems really hyperactive. She's always struggled to get views, which I find baffling, but her views seem a bit better now. She always seems to struggle between like five and 10K views. She should come to kick. Should make good money. Now, I'd be scared of Sunpee. I can imagine getting with Sunpee and then trashing her online because she broke up and then her big beefy brother comes and beats me up. She looks like she's got a brother. I don't know why, but I can kind of tell she's got a muscular brother.

I don't mess with girls who have brothers. That's, uh, that's risque. I don't think I've ever dated a girl who's had a brother. Mila had a sister. Sunny's got a sister. Jahiro had a sister. I think a single ex I've had had a brother. Oh, Chlamydia girlfriend had a brother, but he was like a 40-year-old incel Otaku loser who lived with his parents. He was rotten in his mom's house whilst I banged his sister getting chlamydia. <laugh> You know, Sunpee kind of looks like chlamydia girlfriend, but black. She's got similar mouth and cheek area with the dimples.

I kind of see the chlamydia girlfriend's face in her when she smiles. Yeah, most of them go in Manchester wore a headscarf. But she tried to keep it secret for me because when we first met, she didn't wear it. She didn't wear the headscarf and she looked normal. And then on the third meeting, she showed up with a headscarf and I got really confused. And then she told me she's Muslim and I was like, "Oh, go." She was good looking though. She looked nice naked. I'm surprised she let me get her naked. I rubbed my willy all over her bean. I made her CUM. She cummed so easily. Like I just rubbed my dick on her clit like for a minute and she went wild. She was like screaming.

It's not fair. I made her come and then she didn't let me come and then she got dressed. "What about me? "Yet she orgasmed in pleasure, not, not like a scream, like she's getting murdered. Girl, I never been blueballed so badly. Like you get naked with a girl and you rubbing your dick on her vagina and you still don't get to come. And then she like quickly gets dressed. Yeah, she wouldn't let me put my dick in. She kept saying she's on her period and she had a tampon inside. So I though, okay, I don't wanna get blood on my dick. But what if she was lying though?

I should've nutted first. Big mistake. Well, I didn't know she would just come and then get dressed. Why was she in my bed naked? Well, we, we were watching a movie in my bed and then she fell asleep and then I started spooning her and then she kinda woke up. So then I started smelling her neck and then I started unbuttoning her clothing and she didn't say stop so I kept doing it until she was naked. And then she came and then got dressed and said it was a mistake. We shouldn't have done it. So I kicked her out my apartment and then I masturbated after she left.

There's no way I could sleep in a bed with a girl with a raging boner the whole night and I'm not getting any sex. What the hell? I can't even masturbate. It would've been torture. Imagine being in bed with a girl you were just naked with, but you can't have sex now because she said no. Get the fuck out my house so I can masturbate. Yeah, I never saw her again. She said, "I never had any intentions of dating you, Daniel. It was a mistake." "Well then why did you get in my bed then, idiot? Like if you have no intentions of anything romantic or sexual, then why are you getting in a guy's bed? "You know the most insulting thing is? She probably saw me as not a threat. Like I'm such, like I'm of such little sexual threat that she doesn't even see me as a man, like I'm her gay friend or something where she felt safe to get into my bed.

Like she didn't see me as a sexual object at all, which made her comfortable to do it, like to get in my bed. Like we're roommates. Like I'm her roommate, like her girlfriend. That's so insulting that she didn't even see me as like a sexual guy, like friend zoned. You know you're in the ultimate friend zone when she gets in your bed and she's like not aroused or not interested at all and doesn't even see you as like a sexual threat. Like she sees you like you're one of her girl pals.

Yeah, well I put an end to that when I got my dick out, didn't I? Maybe don't get in the guy's bed then if you have no interest. I got my willy out, rubbed it all over the place, asserted dominance. That's how you do it. No, she didn't let me penetrate. She kept saying she was on a period and she had a douche inside. So I though if I put it in, it would like shove the douche right up there and get stuck and then she's got to go to hospital or something. So I didn't put it in.

Yeah, don't you put the douche inside the vagina and it soaks up the blood? Maybe douche is the French word for it. A tampon is a douche. You guys just don't know French because you're uncivilized. I know French, Latin, Greek, Japanese, Korean, and Thai. What do you know? For example, did you know the word history is actually a Greek word from the word historia? And did you know if, uh, scientific Latin names, if they end in Ensys, that means it's originated from that place? Like cantonensis means of canton. It's basically the old Latin version of ease, like Cantonese, Japanese. So from Japan would be Japanensys.

It's the old Latin. And then it became Ease. Ease is like a bastardized version of Ensys mixed with French. So it's like mixed with French and the Latin came Ease, like Japanese, Chinese. There's another one, Ensis, but I forgot what it was. Oh, wasn't it that slug? No, it was the, the rat's lung virus. Had a funny name in Latin, and it was something Ensys. My mouth hurts. It's surrounded by pimples. I've got one big one right here. It's swelling up. See how much interesting cool stuff you learn from watching my stream. Did you know the monotrium is one of the most ancient branches of mammals? There's only two in existence, the platypus and the echidna. They are mammals, but they lay eggs. Isn't that amazing?

Early day mammals all laid eggs because it was like a, a remnant of the lizard days. Early day mammals that had just recently evolved from lizards still, still carried over some reptilian features like egg laying, but then later lost it for placenta-based live birth. Most mammals shifted to a placenta based live birth, but the monotreams hung onto the egg laying. Most of them died out. So they lactate milk and also lay eggs, which is pretty cool and also kind of useless. So the platypus is an ancient creature, hundreds of millions of years old. That's why it looks weird. Have you noticed the more ancient the creature is, the weirder it looks. Like crocodiles, as ancient as dinosaurs, they look weird. But then something more modern, like a house cat, looks all cute and fluffy. The more ancient it is, the more ugly and weird it looks like Komodo dragon, probably been around before dinosaurs.

Four million years. And then you got stuff like the crab shoe, the, what is it? The horseshoe crab? Looks really weird. They look like they're from a different world. 450 million years, the horseshoe crab. Ancient. Looks so weird. Considered living fossils due to their long existence with minimal evolutionary change. They predate dinosaurs and survived multiple mass extinction events. Um, that's what things used to look like back then, like weird looking. Remained remarkably unchanged for hundreds of millions of years, showcasing highly effective body structure. Aren't there loads of creatures in the ocean that are evolving towards having this crab kind of body because it's like the most efficient, optimal kind of body to have under the ocean? Kind of like how all phones just evolved towards looking the same, a rectangle slab.

Is it convergent evolution? Like, uh, dolphins and whales were mammals, but then they went back into the ocean, evolved back into a fish kind of shape because it's the most efficient <laugh> efficient form of body to have. I made a joke. <laugh> Did you like my joke? Did you like my joke? Yes, all band. All band. <laugh> I don't think I'm gonna be hungry for dinner until probably nine o'clock. We've done nine hours. Wow. We've got seven, five. Oh, I could do 14 hours today. I'm gonna be rich. I'm gonna make like $250 today. We ain't got five hours to go.

I need to pee. Oh, I miss my monitor. Why is Amazon not replying to me? Maybe just buy a monitor. Should I just buy one? Nah, I shouldn't buy one. I do miss having more screens. I would like one here. That'd be cool. Now I have to keep flipping tabs. I would love to have seen them unbox my monitor. <laugh> The five layers of cardboard and the whole thing was like double wrapped in cellotape. I used a whole roll of cell tape. You know what would be cool if you could just get, I don't know, like some really thin, flexible material as a screen and just stick it up on the wall and then it would just display stuff. Like a rollable plastic maybe. And then you just like pin it to the wall and then you can have a display show up on it.

That'd be so nice. Yeah, that's why I got the projector. I though a projector, I'll just pop it here and I'll project a screen there and I'll have a screen there on the wall. And then it was so loud. Imagine trying to work and all you can hear is in the, the background. And then you gotta have a pitch black room as well. I can't have this light on. It'll be all faded. Projectors suck. Why even bother sending them? I don't know who buys that and thinks, yeah, this is a good product. Terrible. I don't think it matters where in the room it'd be. I can still hear the fan unless you have a massive room, like a, you live in a hallway and then you put it all the way at the back.

Damn, look at my biceps though. Look at it big. So my GoPro and, um, hat will be picked up tomorrow. Why do I have a photo of myself? Um, I got a printer and I was test printing something and I though it'd be fun to print out my face instead of some random picture. I can't go out because I have to wait for UPS and Royal Mail to show up. So I might have to do a late stream tomorrow, like one or two PM. There's no point starting early and I'm just sitting here doing nothing, waiting for the postman.

And then I think Wednesday I go to Ditworthy House. That looks pretty cool. Ditsworthy Warren House. Did you know they filmed some of the movie Warhorse, Steven Spielberg's movie? They filmed it there with Emma Watson. It used to be the biggest rabbit warren in the UK. One of the oldest. Apparently the army uses it sometimes as a stoner tent, they call it. It's like a temporary shelter. They just, apparently the army, when they do training on the moors, they'll just use the ruins as like a temporary shelter and set up tents and stuff inside of them. And they also have a firing range. Where is it? Yeah, I saw they got this abandoned airfield where they do firing tests on it. So if you see the red flags up, you can't go in.

Is there like a big military base nearby? I've seen tiny bases here and there. Where is the army? Surely the army is like 100,000 people. Where are they? It's just dotted all over the country. I don't know, I like to think of the army as like a big army base and they will just kind of spawn there. They're like a bunch of NPCs and they just walk around in circles like a bunch of zombies. It's like in GTA, you got the army base and that's where all the army come from. Where is the army now?

So basically when I do my stream tracks in the mall, I'm like doing an army trek kind of. Oh there. Oak Hampton Camp. Oak Hampton Battle Camp. What have they got there? Is that where the army is? I don't see them. There's nothing there. Where are the tanks? Oh wow. End of public highway vehicle access beyond this point on the permissive basis. Is this the army base? Range warden. Oh, I can't read the sign. It's too blurry. Oak ha - no, Dartmoor ranges and the training something. Ah, Google needs to have better image. Dartmoor rangers and training areas. Hmm.

Maybe they use the sheep as target practice and then they can eat it too. Huh. Do you think I can just drive into the army base? There's the entrance. The Google car doesn't go up to it. I can't see the signs. They've got like a barrier in front of it. Hmm. Interesting. <laugh> m. Oh, should I buy next? Uh, I'm done with cameras. Don't want a camera. It looks stupid. Phones, I'm only interested in the flip seven and then if that's not good, I'll just stick with my S10+. Uh, maybe a longer lightning cable would be good.

My hair feels weird. Like it feels very dry and stiff after it's been blown about by the wind for hours. My Amazon should be coming in a few hours. My magnetic GoPro mount that I'm not gonna use anymore. I wonder the S25 Edge is any good. I think maybe a case for my S10+ would be nice. Um, visit some beaches. I've been to the beach twice now. I went to Bud Summerly's. Is there another beach that's good? I went to Summer Lees Beach. What about Trigardoc Beach? Isn't there like a nice yellow sandy beach? While the beach is kind of gray looking.

National Trust Glebe Cliff. Oh, it looks pretty nice. Oh, they've got a scary bridge connecting a little island. Oh, oh, that is Castle. No, I wanna go there some other time. Once I've figured out what kind of setup I wanna use for my IRL. So I've been to Bud Beach and also Sandy Mouth Beach. They all look the same, really. Peppercone Beach. They all look the same. Okay. 89% battery is good enough. Ah, warm in here now. Oh, look at the clouds. They look weird. They're kind of gray, but also yellowy. I don't know what's right on my whiteboard anymore.

The clouds are like these massive UFO ships hovering over us randomly bombarding us with water. Like they move over here and they go and they move over there and they go like a laser beam of water. See how much I weigh after my pot noodle. 50 kilograms. It's only seven. If I wasn't streaming, I bet Sunny would have come back to me. I reckon Sunny would have missed me too much. And also without streaming, I wouldn't have said that stuff, I said. So she wouldn't have had a reason to be mad at me. People only get mad at me because of the stuff I say on stream. I think I'd have way more girls coming back.

Well, I don't know, sometimes it just feels like it doesn't even make a difference. I think if I never said all those horrible things, she would have probably wanted to come back. But I went too far with the insults. I think she actually got upset when I said she's mentally ill and weak. Sometimes I think streaming really is, I mean, it's like really closing doors for me. It's like having a way... Imagine being able to read someone's mind, every horrible thought they have. Most people think all kinds of crazy stuff, they just don't say it out loud.

The problem with my stream is it's like a portal into my mind, unfiltered. So you hear all this horrible stuff that I won't act on or I would never say in real life. It's kind of not fair. Uh, it's like people... It's like imagine everyone could read your mind against your will. I don't think anyone would like you anymore. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's why people want privacy, because everyone has disgusting thoughts or have done things that they don't want anyone else to know because it would make them look bad. And when you look bad, no one wants anything to do with you. And when no one wants anything to do with you, you end up like this, rotting alone.

No friends, no girlfriends, no family. This is the ultimate price you pay. That's why everyone's so protective over their privacy. Your life isn't so bad. Well, yeah, apart from the fact that I'm completely alone and miserable and haven't had sex in four months now. Get on Tinder. I'm still scared I'm gonna see Sunny on it. If I see Sunny's face on Tinder, I'm gonna rage. Also, I don't really wanna, like, have sex with a local girl, and then things get bad between us. And then I've got another angry ex, just around the corner. Oh, someone... I wanna, like, piss someone off where they, they live nearby and know where I live.

I don't wanna create more enemies. You know, when I did my MOT, I walked around the area looking at dealerships, looking at cars, and I randomly just bumped into the neighbor. So if I was streaming, I would've accidentally streamed him, because now I'm streaming everything. Uh, if I was doing my MOT now, I might be tempted to stream the whole thing too. But if I had done that back then, I would've accidentally streamed the neighbor. So it's kind of a small world in this part of the country. So it's kind of awkward when I have to go outside to stream, and then I might potentially bump into people I know. That's not to make more enemies. Oh, girl, now it's raining. It's so loud.

There's no picture of my cock in my ass. What are we talking about? It's physically impossible. Oh my God. I might get a thunderstorm. Holy shit. So loud, can't talk. Sunny was so mad, I refused to come pick her up because it was raining and dark. <laugh> I said, "It's the middle of the night." And she said, "It's 9:00 PM, Daniel." Technically, she didn't ask me to come pick her up. She said, "Oh, God, how stupid of me expecting my boyfriend to come save me from my, from this horrible situation." So she didn't ask me, did she? She just said this weird, "Oh God, how silly of me sentence.

It's raining." And then I carried on streaming and I ignored her. She got mad. She was like, "Oh, don't worry about me. Stream takes priority. Don't need to worry about my silliness or problems." And I was like, "Okay, thanks. Talk to you later." <laugh> She got so mad when I ignored her and I carried on streaming. No, I didn't wanna take her to work because it's annoying. Exeter is very fast. It's like an hour drive and an hour drive back. It's about 150 miles. I have to charge my car. Do I not understand why she was angry?

Um, I offered her she could stay at my place. She ignored me, so I thought it wasn't a big deal. And she didn't ask me nicely to come pick her up. She started acting like a child and getting angry at me. So at that point, I thought I don't wanna deal with her if she's gonna have this attitude with me. So I put her in her place and ignored her. You can't reward their bratty behavior with what they want. It just encourages the bad behavior. If she starts thinking, "Oh, I can get angry at Daniel and have a tantrum and he'll do whatever I say and drop everything," it sets a bad precedent. They start feeling like they can get away with it. So I put my foot down. I said, "Well, if you're gonna have bad attitude with me, I'm not gonna do you a favor.

If you want me to do you a favor, you ask nicely and don't demand it like I owe you it. I don't owe you. I don't have to drop everything to come do you a favor. If you asked nicely, I would've, but you didn't. You kinda demanded it like a brat.

You can't let them start bossing you a bow either. Don't let them have the power." Is Crip's finally out? I don't know. She didn't seem depressed. Kaybug says she's probably just bedridden and sleeping. Maybe she's depressed, but she seemed fine. She got back from the camp. She seemed busy. Maybe she's just so busy buying all this cat food and so many things to do, don't have time to come check in on us. Maybe she got pregnant at the camp and she's like busy getting an abortion or something. She's probably busy at the clinic getting another abortion after she got railed at the camp.

Yeah, they like me at first, but then I start showing signs of not caring and then they get mad, like texting less. I do start to get bored. I end up just, all I want is sex and watch a movie. Like the connection doesn't get very deep beyond that. And then girls find that unsatisfactory. They want something deep, but I seem to not be able to provide that. I think I can do the, the first beginning phase pretty well, but then the next phase I'm okay at and then the third phase where they want deeper connection and bonding. I kind of fail at that bit.

So I always like the beginning bit is fine. We have fun and have sex. But then the second bit, we move into a proper relationship and it seems good in the beginning and then cracks start appearing. Third phase is the bit when they start getting upset, nagging, say I don't care about them. Fourth phase, the arguments and the breakup. It's like the fourth turning. Then back to first phase with a new girl. It's like the great filter. I can never get past that part of the relationship that would cement it into being a decade plus. So make it a multi-decade long relationship has to pass that filter that I fail at almost every time, basically every time.

Now I'm being blinded. The other problem is I start getting bored and then I start cheating. Like I get so horny to have sex with someone else. Even if it's some ugly, musicy kind of looking woman or old woman. Like I wanna have sex with someone else so badly. Oh, I hate this son. I can't see anything. Looks like we found Pugman in the chat. Ready to apologize yet? No, I can't see anything. I liked it more when it was raining. Maybe I just shut my eyes. Sheep sound crazy. Oh, I can't see anything. Stupid son.

The sun is really annoying. Why is it so bright? Oh God. I need a toilet. Okay, I had enough of this hay guy clocking up the chat. Oh, come back in the chat. It's changed a bit. Culture guy as well, he's really annoying. Oh God. Really can't stand these people for too long. Am I gonna cook soon? No. I have that pot noodle. I'm not really hungry. Maybe in about an hour and a half, I feel a bit hungry. Can I redeem unbanned thingy? No. No, I just banned them. I'm not unbanned. Like if someone spams the N word and I ban them and then you redeem unban, I'm not gonna unban them.

But people just constantly spewing hate. Yeah, I think I'm just gonna ban them. Yeah, someone else was spamming, I think it was, I don't know if it's the same person and he's got multiple accounts. There's like a couple people that just spew constant negativity in the chat, like the McCulture guy. I don't know what to do with them. Like maybe it's good for my KCIP if I just let them ramble on, but it, it takes over the chat and it's hard to, it's hard to have like actual interesting topics and conversations to springboard off of when the whole chat is just like two people being constantly negative.

Who ban this guy too? Laurie Trouser's your band. Are they all the same people or something? It's like they're the same people on different accounts. It's so tiring listening to their drivel. Uh, that, my culture guy keeps going on and on about narcissism. The other guy keeps going on about fat girlfriends or something. Oh, it's like there are a bunch of NPCs programmed to talk about one thing. And then the Laurie guy keeps going on about how boring this room is. Uh, that's just mentally ill, these people. Completely batshit crazy. They make me look sane. It's, the funny thing is they're sitting there calling me mentally ill in this, but then they come across as even more mentally ill because they're sitting here in a live stream chat typing this stuff out. Who's more mentally ill, me or you? At least I'm making money out of this.

Like those people don't get anything out of it. I'm getting paid to do this. They're getting nothing.

So weird. And then they call me mentally ill. I would love to see what their family and girlfriends or friends think if they knew what they were typing. They think they have the problem, not me. Oh, that's my GoPro mount thing. Didn't even knock the door. Must be my GoPro mount. I'm not even gonna open it. I'm already sending the GoPro back. Mm. Shame about the GoPro, but I just, I do not want my face to look like a potato. Well, better initiate the return on this as well. I just can't believe how ugly it can make you look. It does not look like it.This is what I look like. Handsome.

Even Shahiro said I'm handsome. She said, Carl Gai. I'm not ugly. Okay, return this. Return it as soon as it comes. Choose response. I hate it when you gotta choose why you wanna return it. Just fucking return it. No reason. You fund. Uh, royal mail pickup. Two pounds. They're now charging me to return stuff. Royal mail drop off, box required, no label, zero. Uh, why are they charging me two pounds? Eight to seven. Okay, whatever. Ah. Maybe the post lady will come early and pick them both up. Okay. Actually, I shouldn't have opened it because now I gotta tape it back up.

Such a shame. Really good stabilization. Really nice little form factor. Ruined because it makes me look ugly. Ah. Undone. Buy an old model. Yeah. Good idea actually. Maybe I will. If only Dave Gibson didn't take my GoPro seven. S-A-I. Hey, Daniel. So, what's new? I'm looking for a GoPro that has only 12 megapixels because I got the newest GoPro 13, it's got 27 megapixels and it makes me look ugly. It's interesting how higher resolutions can sometimes be less forgiving. Let's find a GoPro with a lower megapixel count to see if that helps. I'll search for models around 12 megapixels for you. I found the GoPro Hero seven Silver, which comes with a 10 megapixel sensor. It might be closer to what you're looking for. Would that work for you? Yeah, I had that already, but my mom gave it to Dave Gibson. Oh, that's a bummer.

Maybe it's time for a new adventure with a different GoPro model. How about the Hero five Black? It's got a 12 megapixel camera and might just be the middle ground you're after. Thoughts? And you're sure the stabilization works wirelessly connected to my bella box. Got it. GoPro stabilization should work even when connected to your Bella box setup. However, the wireless connection might introduce latency or effect performance, but the camera's built in stabilization should still function. It's worth a test run to see how it performs in your specific setup. Yeah, I got the GoPro 13 and it works. Stabilization's really good. And it's great and everything, but it made my skin look very bad. Ah, that's a tough one. Sometimes higher resolution and sharpness can highlight every detail. Have you tried adjusting the settings, like enabling a softer filter or changing the - Yeah, I put everything to low and I put lowest.

The problem is it doesn't go lower than 1080p. Gotcha. Even at lower settings, it can still capture too much detail. Have you tried playing around with filters or editing software to soften the look post capture? Nah, can't be bothered really.

Fair enough. It can be a bit of a hassle. Maybe try - So are you saying GoPro seven would have similar video quality to my S10 Plus? Yeah, pretty similar. But the S10+ might still give a bit more control over the final look. Oh, I should get a GoPro seven again. It made me look ugly. It's not even sold on Amazon anymore. I put GORO. It's not even on Amazon. Yeah, that's the problem with these new phones as well. The cameras are too good on it. I don't want such a good camera. Made me look bad.

Can't charge phone because water in the port. Can't wirelessly charge because phone's too hot. Oh my God. It's so stupid. I nearly got locked in my backseat. I got my bump. I got locked in my car. <laugh> I couldn't get out because the back seat's locked on me. That's so dumb. 4ATP. Maybe I cancel the return and we do another test tomorrow. God, it looks so bad. 480. No, it's got to go back. It look awful. The problem is, even streaming at 480p on a 27 megapixel sensor is still gonna look awful. This is too many megapixels. They're exposing every dirty hole in my face.

Oh, God. Raining. Testing. Testing. I think I can't go above 16 megapixels. I think it said this camera is 16 megapixels. Yeah, this looks good. I don't wanna go over whatever this is. Yeah, this looks good. I don't wanna go over whatever this is. It's not filter, so you can still see the dots. It's not filter, so you can still see them. It's not just, it's not just like the, um, amount of dots you see on the face. It's also the color of the skin, like the, the tone of the skin. On the GoPro, it makes me look really brown.

My face looks like a leather bag. Like, it made my hands look really brown as well. When they're not that brown, it oversaturates it, sharpens it, and boosts the contrast. It makes me look awful. The tone on the GoPro, it's not just the blemishes, the tone on it looks horrible. Who cares? I care, obviously. I think the picture quality looked just as good on yesterday's stream. It just was shaky. Yesterday's stream looked fine. Look, yesterday's stream looks good as well, and I don't look horrible. It's just shaky. I think this is fine. Hmm. Hey, Daniel. So the Flip7 wide angle ultra wide lens would be comparable to what kind of GoPro? The Flip7's wide and ultra wide lenses would be comparable to the GoPro Hero's field of view options, particularly in the super view. No, I'm talking about the ultra wide in terms of megapixels and picture quality.

Which GoPro would it be comparable to? Oh, got it. In terms of megapixels and picture quality, the Flip7's ultra wide lens is closer to GoPro models like the Hero nine or Hero 10. Those have comparable resolution to the Flip 7's ultra wide camera.

And how many megapixels in the Flip 7's ultra wide? The Flip7's wide and ultra wide lenses would be comparable to the GoPro hero's field of view options. Yeah, but how many megapixels? The ultra wide camera on the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip seven typically features a 12 megapixel sensor. This would be in the same ballpark as the wide angle cameras on GoPro models like the Hero nine and Hero 10. What about compared to S10 Plus Ultrawide? The ultra wide camera on the Samsung Galaxy S10 Plus is also a 12 megapixel sensor. So in terms of megapixels, the Flip7's ultra wide camera would be comparable to the S10 Plus. Even though the Flip seven is six years newer.

It's a bit surprising, but sometimes even newer models keep similar megapixel counts, focusing instead on other improvements like sensor quality, image processing, or software - But how about the stabilization on the ultra wide of the Flip seven? Would it work well in IRL Pro? I don't have the specs for the Flip seven, so I can't say for sure, but Samsung's recent models generally have pretty decent stabilization. Depending on your needs, it might work well enough for IRL streaming. Have you tried testing it out to see how it performs? Yeah, if it works well in a default app. What about third party apps?

Hmm. Oh, I wanna see if you could see the teacher. I didn't really wanna point the camera at her. I though she was coming to tell me off. Look, e- even the veins on my hands look disgusting. What the fuck? Look at the veins on my hands. Look at this. Look, my hands do not look like that. I'm telling you, it, it somehow sharpens things, like makes them pop. It sharpens details and makes them pop. Look at my veins and my hands. Where are my hands? Come on. Look, look, look. Where are my hands? They do not look like that, see? Look.

What the hell? It even makes my hands look gross. Where's the teacher? Did I get the teacher in the shot? Look at the camera moving around in the car. The stabilization's working even when it's in the bag, so it's got like a floaty look. How's it hard to use Kik? If I wanna scrub, I just hold down on this bar and I go back to where I wanna go. How's that hard? It's exactly the same as YouTube. How are people saying that, that there's a problem? What's that? Oh, it must be near this bit. If you double tap it, it gets bigger.

Yeah, look at my arms. How veiny they look on the GoPro. It seems to make all your little details, like your cracks and crooks pop. Instead of smoothing them over, it, it amplifies them. So like your little crease... Look at my hands. They look disgusting. Not just my face. It makes my hands look gross. Look, look at the veins. My hands do not look like that. See, look. How the hell is it making my veins pop? Look. Uh, look. It makes everything pop out, including every little dot on your face. I think they do some kind of extreme image processing to make things pop, because they want people to say, "Oh wow, image quality looks so good." When actually it's like artificial processing, like sharpening and making stuff pop out.

It's not realistic. You can turn it off. How? I set the color profile to flat as well and it still didn't make a difference. Also, this jumper that's way too big for me. <laugh> I don't know why that teacher came over to me and then didn't say anything. What do you want? Yeah, I'm filming. So what? It's a free country. Which part was it? Maybe they were gonna bring the kids down to this bit first and then she saw me, so she though, oh, I better go check out what he's up to before bringing the kids down.

I would not wanna be a teacher. Imagine the stress of having the responsibility of looking after someone else's children. It'd be like having 30 of your own kids you gotta worry about. Where's the woman? Oh, that's me pretending to fix my tripod because I didn't know what to do. I'll just pretend I'm, uh, attaching my tripod thing. I'm just screwing the screw into an empty nut for no reason. Do I walk past that? No, I don't think I pointed it at her. Oh, there she is. Yeah, she sat on the rock next... She sat at the rock that I was standing next to.

Awkward. I'm gonna pause it. I keep missing it. Oh, I missed it again. No, I clicked on the live and it skipped to the live part. Where was it? I actually pressed go to live and lost where I was. Maybe it was here. I wanna see the running. Smooth. I'm getting so many pimples. There she is. My little baby. Feature. Enjoy my stream. Reckon it's at 32. Must be at 325. School trip. It must be. 3:30. Okay, it must be this bit. The only problem is when I have the pause button on top, I can't see.

Yeah, maybe I look at it on my laptop. Must be here. I nearly pressed it. Missed it again. Fuck. I've only got her feet. Oh yeah. I did get her in shot, but it's for like one second. Let me see. Get on laptop. It must be here. Mm-mm. Mm. That's kinda weird. Mm. She's got a double chin. She's got a double chin. Is that sunny? Her hair looks kinda wild. Mm. Hair looks weird. What? That vein on my neck looks crazy as well. That my vein's gonna pop. Look. <laugh> Why is that? <laugh> Why does it look like a Minecraft character?

<laugh> It looks so weird. Like her head, her head is like a perfect square almost. <laugh> That looks so weird, like a Minecraft character. <laugh> Ah. Well, okay, good laugh. <laugh> See what I'm saying? The GoPro messes up your face. It looks like she's got a massive chin. Hmm. In the side of my eye, she looks hotter than I though. <laugh> What is that? What is that paper? Oh, God. <laugh> Why is the top of her head so straight line looking? Hmm, no cute girls in my stream. Like here, my face looks fine. Look, here looks fine.

Oh, I think someone spread the fertilizer. I didn't realize I could pull the bottle out of my bag. Well, look at the clouds moving. One layer of clouds moving faster than the other one. Crypt is out, what's that mean? Means she's out. What do you mean what it means? And she vanished. Uh, the one thing I really like about it is it's very stable. It's all jerky. Why can't I have the stabilization of the GoPro, but with the image quality of the SN+? I can't believe I've been here. I don't know if it's gonna rain again.

Come on, it's green. The light went green and they were so slow moving off. Seemed like it was gonna go red again by the time I get there. Hey. I mean, when, when it's not making me look ugly, it looks pretty nice. I didn't see a parcel outside. So the hat came, didn't it? Did the neighbor shove it in the letterbox? 'Cause the guy said it was delivered to the wrong address, so I'm guessing the neighbor just put it in whilst I was out. That stream's looking so good now. Do you remember how bad it looked when I was here? I was here looking for the boomerang, remember? And it looked awful.

Oh, this is weird. When you pan the camera around, it looks weird. They feel like you need to talk to have a connection, but you don't talk to your dog or your cat. My phone was dead. I couldn't. Uh, you solve one problem, you introduce another problem. Hmm, the rain. But the GoPro's waterfruit, not when you get in trouble, but. All right, those look really nice when it's stable and compared to yesterday's dream. My Norwegian server is SRT URL, but I need RTMP. Oh, that looks so much better. It is stable, apart from when I'm walking.

'Cause it doesn't, like, hover the same way the GoPro does. It's also wider without distorting the edges like a fishbowl, like the GoPro does. She seems rich. She showed me her house, and it's massive. It's got nice stuff like huge TV. The windmuff does a good job. Actually, I don't know what she does for a living. And I also don't know how old she is, because when I asked, she said... It's funny, I'm fussing, I'm fussing over this so much when nobody cares. <laugh> No one cares how I look like, and no one cares about it being stable.

The Canadian girl, her house is massive. The cheese ring. Well, when you've got a boring, empty life, you gotta fuss over something, don't you? Find meaningless problem. Fix meaningless problem. Find fulfillment. Is she on there? Yeah, the threesome girl. Yeah, I would've looked awful on the GoPro of this. Yeah, bits like this I really hate. It's like. There's no way. Yeah, I'm just reviewing the quality so I can see how to fix it. You know what? Instead of, instead of booking a pickup for the returns, I should just take it to the post office myself and stream it.

The problem is, there's nowhere to park at any of these post offices. Parking at Oakampton, it's a nightmare. Tavistock is no better. Horrbridge is worse. I used to just park in front of the actual building and hope no one comes. Yeah, this looks great. It's just a little bit shaky, but it doesn't make me look ugly. Okay, the final test is the flip seven. If the flip seven is not good as well, I got to stick with the SN+. Unless there's like S20 Ultra, which would have a nicer cam - I mean, same quality camera, but nicer stabilization.

I want same image quality as this, but better stabilization. Oh, I did come this way. Doesn't even want to do a 10 hour trip. I have a server. I like this bit. I'm ashamed... I'm disappointed no one clips these bits because I think they look really cool when I'm posing in front of the view. These are the coolest bits and no one clips it. Look how cool that looks. No, wouldn't bother you clip it. Look at the sky, looks like ice cream. I'm kind of curious about something like an S21 Ultra. I've got to see how the flip seven looks.

I wonder if the flip seven makes me look awful too. Hmm. I haven't u... I mean, I had the Fold six, but I never tested it. Wait, I did. I did test out the Fold six. Remember? Yeah, I remember I did test it out. Look at my YouTube income. $422 now, but I'm nearly at 114,000 subs. S, Samsung Fold six test stream. Canceled because he seems... Why's it not opening? It's the auto so much sale. Pick up the Google Pixel nine and save us. Honestly, Google Pixel nine saves. Oh, I just had a fucking ad. Oh my God. Pick up the Google Pixel nine and save up to seven.

Do I show my face in it? Yeah, I remember I did a test stream on the Fold six and it was really stable and I though, wow, this is amazing. I think I was using IRL Pro. How many of yours? Yeah, it sounded like Shawn Bean. I don't know. I did think about it. Samsung does like refund within 14 days. But I don't want to because I like it. It's a nice phone. Yeah, this looks super stable. Oh God. Yeah, I remember it being so much stabler than the S10 plus. I mean, I could refund it. I hope the flip seven is like this and get back my 150 pounds, which I've paid so far for it. I don't know which app I was using for this stream. Was it, was it IR Pro or IVcam? It is really nice. So my main interest is my flip four kept overheating when I streamed and did multi-screen.

Apparently this one's supposed to have a bigger vapor chamber, so I'm thinking it might not overheat. It's at 32 degrees right now, so it seems good.

What face do I use? Just the built in one on Samsung. Does it make ugly? Yeah, it seems pretty good. Do I not show my face? I would not want to do IR with this Samsung. Why not? It's so expensive, I'd be scared. Yeah. I would have to get like a proper case for it. This was a fold six last year. I did get a case, you know, because I already smashed it on my iPhone. No, my bedroom. I miss my bedroom. I can't trade this in. I tried looking on the Apple store and doing the trade in option. No, the little microwave I got with Sunny. We went to one of those Gatcher arcades and I got a little microwave. Um, but because I had to say it's got chips and cracks on it, they won't trade it in, but I'll just take it back for reset.

Look how stable it is though. That's so nice. I don't know why, but it's like the old S10 pluses stabilization sucks on it.

I think I get excited at the beginning. Look. It's good. I see how the sun is gonna affect the coffee. Yeah, my mom always gets really OCD about coffee. She either says, "Oh, you gotta tighten the lid, otherwise the smell's gonna leak out. Oh, don't put it in the sun or it's gonna get hot." Who fucking cares? She says weird stuff about coffee, like... Yeah, I literally just said that. Don't leave the lid open. I just said that. Because the smell's gonna come out. That's crazy. I said the exact same thing. It will taste less, less coffeeish.

Any activities with Sunny planned? Uh, not really. Just gonna hang out. She's gonna come here and get food out of there. Back when Sunny lights me. Look how stable this is though. Is the sound okay? Damn, it sounds good too. 'Cause I tried making a video with this phone and it was very quiet. It's kind of hard, hard to hold it though. Yeah, look how big it was. Then it hit a big tripod that you hold it. Or just fold it. This is gonna hurt my hand after awhile. Yeah, but if you fold it, what's the point of it? You might as well get a, a, a, hold on. I'm getting excited. I don't know why. 'Cause this looks really stable.

Yeah, this is interesting. See, it's g - it's good I document these things for future use. Let's see. It's pretty good when you stream it, right? Damn, it's so stable. Oh, I spent all day making these videos. I don't know why it took so long just to make two videos. It takes like two hours to upload the video. There's a new girl who shows interest in me. They go nuts. I talked to Sunny about it and she's completely fine. Girls are interested in me. You think they'd be like, "Oh, congrats, Daniel, liking me." Promise I don't seem to show my face apart from in the mirror.

Did I not show my face at all? Uh, oh, this bit I can't show my face. Yeah, I liked it because you could fold it into an L shape and prop it up on anything. And it stands up on itself. Make like a little bit chunky. But I don't mind a bit of chunk. I just keep pointing at the mirror. And then I ghosted her. Yeah, the M is beautiful. Ah. Ah, Pushkin. I miss Pushkin. He looks really tired. I like his little nose with the black around it. Don't you just wanna poke his nose?

Such a fluffy. I liked how he put his legs out. My mom's mowing the garden. So is the stream okay, like? He looks so funny. <laugh> The cabin's over there. It's hard to press the lens thing. Well, I would say the size is like the same size as this room. Maybe a bit smaller. It's like the size of this room plus the conservatories. It's not like cramped or anything. Look how big the kitchen is. Eh, I kinda miss my house sometimes. Mama. His legs. Mama. Mm. I was so bored. God, I was so bored. I miss when Sun used to hang out with the Hong Kong guy at that arcade place. I knew he got a bullseye. He kept going, "Oh, let's do this. Let's do that." And I was like...

The stability's so good. I don't know what app I used on it. It looks like it's got Streamlabs overlays on it. So did I just stream to Streamlabs? It kind of been IV cam. Was it IRL Pro? No. Why would I use IRL Pro inside my house? I think it's not cheap, can I? I live got it into the house. The rim. It used to be ugly. Oh, how many ads? It's too much hard work. I'm just so like... How'd you get rid of it? Yeah, should I just get the flip six again? The only way the flip seven's better is that it's a lot thinner.

This is the fold six I had last year, and he said yesterday. I probably get like 4K views, I reckon. The problem is I never show my face by turning the camera around, so I can't tell. How people get mad. It's so nice and stable. Wow. Oh, look at this. It's like really stable. Doesn't look really good. How many points unblock came? One million. It's like really stable. Really stable? Well, look at this. Do you remember when - Beautiful. An IRL and I went wide angle, the edges were like warping and swaying. I don't think the swaying does that.

Was that a fly here or was it in the stream? Look at the mess. Look how damn messy my mom is. And then she has a nerve to complain about me being untidy. Look at this fucking mess. She got a bag here, she's got sheets there, she's got all her clothing, her junk here, she got this here. And she has a nerve to call me out for being untidy. This is what I deal with. She's even... She's so untidy. Look, she got all her stuff here. Look at this shit. House is a mess all the time, and it's her mess.

She just has like mountains of clothing and sheets and towels piled up everywhere. Look, just like... I came home from two years in Thailand and there's like boxes of sheets and mountains of clothing and like a mattress there. What the fuck? What is she doing all day? Like what is she not putting this stuff away somewhere? I came home after two years in Thailand. I got all this outside my room. See all that? I got this random heater thing. This is why it's so annoying when she starts having to go at me for being untidy. Have you seen your own house? And this is all your stuff. Don't blame me.

It's not my stuff. Yeah, she is a hoarder. That's what's so annoying about it. I hope. Yeah. I had this massive pimple on my cheek. It was disgusting. About five pimples all came out of the same spot. I wonder what the house looks like now. I hope, I hope it goes away. I had one, one of the stays. It's not. But I wouldn't get a fold to stream with because you would never have it open like that outside. It's too big. So it's pointless. But I do like how stable it is. Mm, I'm really excited to try the flip seven.

An iPhone 15. Flip seven. I got it on the Prime Day deal, so it was only 950. You know what I wanna try? I... Oh, wait. It's not on the iPhone. Or it kind of is, but not really. Oh, maybe I'll try that Mobling app again. Moblin has camera, video stabilization, cinematic, cinematic extended, enhanced, and standard. How is cinematic enhanced? God, that's like really weird looking. Look. It's like really sway. It looks kind of like the GoPro actually. Maybe I'll test this out now. Yeah, may I do some little testing? Maybe, because I think the iPhone has better stabilization than the Android Samsung S10+.

I will have a walk in my house. Now if I put res - what can I do with the settings? Video. Resolution. Yeah, that's why it was cropped in last time, because it was set to 1080p. Low light boost. I reckon that was why. Uh, try this. <sing>. Yeah, I think I figured out why it was zoomed in, because it was set to 1080p, which means the box is bigger, so it was cropped in on StreamLabs. Maybe I'll use the iPhone as a streaming phone. And maybe I get the iPhone 16. It isn't step one. This is what you gotta do with IRL. Never... There's so many ways you can do it, you gotta never give up.

It's actually kind of fun tinkering though. Okay, let's have a look at this. Go live. You are live. Okay, I'll switch over. Live. Okay, I'll switch over. Hmm. Testing. Can you hear me? Uh, testing. Testing. Can you hear me? Testing. Okay, let's test the stabilization. How's that? Oh, it's really stable. Now, does it make me look ugly though? Ugly test. Oh, not ugly. Unstable. Wait, why don't I just use the iPhone to stream with? Oh, wow. Why don't I just stream on the iPhone? Oh, I'm a genius. I think I'm a genius, guys. Well, I can have chat on the It's actually really stable. Holy shit.

Why? Why is the iPhone so stable? Yeah, what about overheating? Didn't I have overheating? Yeah, that is the problem with the iPhone 12, Minnie. There's people in the field behind my garden. Hmm. Oh, I wanna go out now. I wanna stay in tomorrow to return the stuff. Look, doesn't make me ugly. And it's really stable. Okay, let's test out the other stabilization modes. Camera, video. Oh no. Oh wait. That was cinematic. I can do cinematic extended enhanced. How's this? Is that better? We're on cinematic enhanced. It seems worse. Is it better or worse? And then we got 2X.

Oh, that's just cropped in on the 1X. Look, that's the standard lens. And that's like cropped in, I think. And then you got wide angle. Oh my God, I'm a genius. And look, I do IRL Pro on the Android. Look, electronic stabilization on or off. On or off? That's all I got. But on iPhone, you get standard cinematic, so it's not just on and off mode. I think iPhone has better stabilization. Like this looks really stable. Holy shit. Uh, actually this looks less stable than the non-extended, but I don't understand why extended is less stable. Look, you can kind of see my footsteps jittering on this one.

Yeah, but look, I changed it back to cinematic. Camera. Cinematic. Okay, now it's on cinematic. How's that? It seems more stable. Maybe I can find, maybe mobling is on the Android. And then what about this one? What about that? No, I don't like that one. Wow. Maybe I use this next time. Way more stable. Well, the walls are kind of yellow because my light bulb is set to like a yellowish. Oh my God, I'm a fucking genius sometimes. Well, I can't believe it. We've got to go back to all the places we've been and redo it so we got stabilized footage.

Look how stable it is. And it's not making me ugly. Oh, wow. Oh. I wonder if it says the temperature and stuff. I wonder if it's gonna get really hot. Problem is if I lock the screen, I think it ends the stream. I mean, if I lock the screen, it ends the stream. Lock screen. Oh. Stealth mode. What's that? But I can press stealth mode and then it turns the screen black. Ooh, that's kind of cool actually. And now it looks like my phone's off. That's actually pretty good because I tap on the screen, nothing happens. So it's basically like a screen lock. Oh.

I'm a genius. Look, I'm not ugly and it's stable. I just fix all my problems with my cheapest phone. I fix my problems. I'm a genius. Fix my problems. I'm a genius. Genius. Hmm. Okay, now look. When I turn off stabilization. Video camera. I put stabilization to standard maybe. Okay, how does this look? This looks way less stable. Actually, it still looks pretty good. It actually looks good still. Okay, what about off? If I do off. Okay, now. This is kind of what the Samsung looks like. I swear the Samsung has no stabilization. The electronic stabilization doesn't work.

Interesting. The yellow balance, it's because I've got a yellow light bulb. Look, if I'm in here, it's different, isn't it? I actually kind of like this app. I only heard about it because of real life doomer. See, was my skin yellow still? Oh. Oh, it's got built-in beauty filter. No way. I love this app. It's got a beauty bilty beauty filter on. It looks the same. Now it's off. What? It looks the same. What does blur do? Oh, it blurs my face. No way. <laugh> It's got a live face blur. That's crazy. What about mouth?

What does mouth do? Mouth? What's it doing? Oh, there's something coming out my mouth. Beauty, what does privacy do? Oh, it blurs it. Oh, cool. I turn beauty on. It's got weird modes on it. <laugh> It says beauty's on, but it doesn't look like it's on. Is it on now? It loo- looks like it's on now, even though I've turned off enabled. Um, I wanna try out... I wanna try out IRL Pro again on Android. Hold on. Sort of end this. Mm. This, is this, so this is how I usually stream with my Samsung. Eh? Yeah, it's kinda shaky, isn't it?

Hmm. Do you think this looks shakier? Oh, KBOC's mad at me still. She said I didn't lash out at AJ because AJ and I are just friends. She's expressed she isn't interested in sex. It wasn't just targeted at you, but... Hmm. I don't know. Why does it look more shaky when I'm out? Maybe because I'm wearing shoes and the ground isn't flat. But here, I've got perfect flat floor and I'm barefoot. Maybe it's shakier when I'm wearing shoes. Now it doesn't really seem shaky. Yeah, it is shakier. It doesn't have like the glidey feel. Yeah, she's, she thinks that when I lashed out, it was only at her when it was kind of at her, Crypt, and Kate and some other girls, but not AJ because AJ never said we're gonna have sex. So what am I gonna lash out at AJ for? She hasn't promised anything.

Oh, shit. I didn't reply to my sister about the road tax thing. Oh, wait a minute. But then if I switch to this camera, I think this one actually has stabilization. No. Which one looks better? Why can't I get this one to be more stable? Yeah, this one looks way shakier. Maybe I try, maybe mobling is on Android. What looks bad? This is the S10+. The iPhone's there. Did you think this was the iPhone? No, this is iROL Pro. iPhone's better. Yeah, this, this seems like it has no sa - I set on settings, iROL Pro, I put electronic stabilization on, optical stabilization on. But the wide angle doesn't have optical stabilization, only the standard does. So it's like the op - the electronic stabilization doesn't work.

Mm-hmm. So this is moblin, but for some reason moblin crops in the thingy, so I have to set back to fit the screen like that. See, that's why it was zoomed in when I was outside last time. And then I put camera stabilization cinematic. I think cinematic seems more stable than cinematic extended. See, look, that's way smoother than IRL Pro. It's got that floaty feeling GoPro has... Oh, iOS exclusive. This is way sta - why doesn't IRL Pro have stabilization for the wide angle? I should just use the iPhone for streaming then. As long as it doesn't overheat.

Well, the problem with Android is, so it's like third party apps have problems accessing the camera API, but with iOS, because it's all iPhone, I guess it's easy for the developers to make sure everything works. Why not just use this? Look how stable this looks. Put it on the tripod. Yeah, I wanna go outside again and use the iPhone. It's also got a beauty filter. Am I beautiful now? The GoPro made me ugly. Oh. Come on, that's as stable as the GoPro. Look. Look. That looks way better than the GoPro. It hasn't fishbowled the edges. It doesn't make my face look weird. And it stay... Oh my God. I fixed all my problems. Oh. Now, can I get the chat from Kik onto Mobling? I never, never realized Mobling's is good. I guess Larry's broadcaster would be good as well, but I don't wanna pay 10 pounds a month for it.

Set lenses correctly. What you mean? I mean, I didn't know... The reason why I've been biased towards Android is because Android has text to speech, but I don't even get donos anymore. So last year and two years ago, I prioritized Android so I could get text speech, because on YouTube, I used to get a lot of donos. So I wanted text speech to blur out the sound from the speaker. I gave up on iPhone because it couldn't do that. Don't know if it does it now. I mean, I could have it pop up on the laptop one.

Or this because your face is ugly. Yeah, my face is not ugly, but the GoPro made me look ugly. Test flight version beta. Well, how come I need to be invited? How come you're invited? What's different about it? Look how good the stabilization is. The GoPro made me look awful. No, I'm not ugly. I'm beautiful, look. Yeah, GoPro made me look really ugly. I'm a beauty blogger. Oh, this looks way better. Oh my God. Oh, what? Local overlays. What does that do? Pole. Pixelate. Widgets. Stealth mode. Interesting. Mic. Oh, I can choose where the mic comes from.

So does it sound better like this? Or better like that? Testing, testing. Wait, where's the mic? Well, I don't get any donos now anyway, so I'm not really bothered. Well, I don't get any donos now anyway, so... Testing, testing, testing, testing. Testing, testing. Testing, testing, testing, testing. Oh, this one, front, means the one facing my face. Back is the backside. Oh, this one, front means the one facing my face. Back is the backside. Backside. And bottom is the bottom. Oh, this one... Front means the one facing my face. Back is the backside. Backside. And bottom is the bottom.

The one facing my face. Maybe I keep it to bottom. And bottom is the bottom. Maybe I keep it to bottom. 'Cause if I switch to front, and I switch the camera around, it won't sound as clear. But then it sounds a lot clearer like this. If I switch to front and I switch the camera, it won't sound as clear. But then it sounds a lot clearer like this. Why can't I just use all mics at the same time? Oh, highest priority mic at the top of the list. Swipe left on a mic to delete it.

Scenes back. Back wide dual. Scenes. Uh, where scenes? I saw it earlier. Uh, I just see auto scene switcher. What's that? What? Option scene. Where's scenes? Oh, I see it. Front and back. What does that mean? What? Back wide dual auto. Low power. Low energy. I don't know, what should I do? Back wide dual, low energy. Rotation. Why would I wanna do that? I can flip it. Fill frame, override video stabilization. There's so many settings. Video stabilization, cinematic. Mic override. Enable override to automatically switch to selected mic when switching to this scene. Should I do that?

I put, um, back wide dual low energy. Oh, there's so many settings on it. Oh, K-bug's mad at me. Oh, I wanna go out tomorrow. I'll send the GoPro back tomorrow. Oh, wow. I like this. Portrait. No. Okay. Oh. Hmm. Oh, okay. I see. Testing. Testing. Oh, testing. I see. Testing. Testing. What do you mean I destroyed the quality? If it looks bad, it's just because it's dark. Ultra wide doesn't do well in low light. What if I did... So now, now it's the main lens which would have better low light. Wow, super stable. But I want wide angle.

Damn, looks good now. Do I want invite to the dev group? Um, what do I get out of it? Look how stable it is. So if I get the test thingy, test flight one, how's it better than this one? Zoom in. Huh. Okay, it looks like I'll use this now instead of IRL Pro. Yeah, I connect this to bell box. It's pretty good. Ah, damn it, I should have used it before. This is like a GoPro, but without making me ungling. See, look, I'm walking really shakily and it looks good. Yeah, I've got to test this out. Maybe if UPS and post office woman comes early, I go out after they've picked up the parcel. We go to Ditzworthy Warren House.

Hmm. Yeah. Yes, that's pretty good. I though it looked kind of rubbish when I first saw it. But it's got a lot of options and settings. What if I just did back ultra wide? What does that do? Oh. So when I do 1X, it doesn't change to the standard lens. It just crops into the ultra wide. Interesting. Would that make it use less energy? Low energy. Okay. Uh, I need to go on Instagram, but it's on my iPhone, so maybe I switched now. I need to message K-Bug. Hm. Hm. Hm. Why is it not working?

Hey. They're working. Uh, testing. It working? Uh, testing? Uh, testing. Yeah, she's still mad at me. Not much else I can do about that. Hm. I mean, I guess most of the lashing out was directed at K-Bug because she's, like, the only one still around. Kate's already gone. Crips are gone, so... Yeah, most of my rant was directed at her because I felt like she was messing me about. No, she's mad. I said, I know. I said sorry, not much else I can do. I said what I said. It is what it is. It was what it was.

Yeah, so I'm gonna try and use this next time I go out. I don't even think she cared anyway. She doesn't even watch my streams or anything. She only finds out what I say because she goes on the Reddit or something. 'Cause people on the boot next over probably say, "Oh, look, don't say this about you." So I didn't even think she would care, to be honest. I am in my house. Oh, damn, it's so stable. Yeah, I gotta use this next time. Oh. Hm. I feel like I don't even need Flip seven. Might as well cancel Flip seven and then...

Oh, yeah, Tether the Samsung. Where's the Sam - oh, Samsung's here. I'm not really bothered about TTS. I don't even get Donos anyway now. But I could, I could get it to work on the laptop. It's just I wouldn't hear it. You're much less creative apologizing and insulting. Yeah. <laugh> I don't know. I got mad because I'm fed up all these girls saying, "Oh, I wanna meet. I wanna meet." And then four months later, no one's fucking meeting. All these girls saying, "Oh, I wanna meet, I wanna meet." And I haven't met any of them, and it's been like four months. So come then. Like if you wanna meet, why can't you just come? Why does every girl got some kind of excuse to not meet? So I think it's pretty understandable if I'm getting frustrated and feeling like, "Oh, they're all just messing me about." So now she's like all angry because I lashed out at her.

I'm lashing out at all of them.

Kate, Cripped, Kay, some other girl, British girl, whatever. I think my frustration's justified. If they aren't coming here, well, I gotta go do a Grand Tour of America. Oh my God. No thanks. Damn, why didn't I do this before? Oh my God. Oh my God. Let's go Kit Hill now. Look how stable. I've got perfect stabilization. I fixed all the problems. This one looked good, but no stabilization. GoPro, stable, but look bad. This looks good and stable. Oh, that looks like a GoPro. Battery drains pretty quickly though on the iPhone, uh, 12. I wonder if a newer iPhone looks better.

It's weird. I swear iRelPro was on iPhone. It is, but they've renamed it and it looks weird. Maybe it was Larry's broadcaster. Maybe we'll get the newest iPhone instead. The iPhone 16 Pro Max Ultra. Pro 16 Mega Max Pro. No, the camera's too good. Wow. So I wonder how hot it's gonna get. It is kinda hot. When it's plugged in, it'll be even hotter, wouldn't it? Or if I just keep streaming on it, see if it does overheat. I went from... I'm never getting iPhone again, only Android. And now I'm like, okay, I need iPhone now because this app's pretty good.

Unless iRO Pro on the Flip seven has good stabilization. I gotta wait until the Flip seven comes. Interesting. It's just for many years, streaming on iPhone had sucked for a few reasons. Like, I couldn't get... Text speech wouldn't work. The pop-up would work, but it wouldn't play the sound. And also, the mics didn't sound good because, um, it would have a mic on the front, so when you're shooting that way, it would only use this mic, but then the voice from behind the camera would sound muffled. But it seems like they fixed that. They fixed a lot of the problems I had from five years ago when I tried it on my iPhone 10. The iPhone 10 sucked. It had no wide angle.

It would choose the worst mic for the worst situations. Yeah, I'm a bit worried because my 12 mini does have problems getting really hot and slowing down. It seems fine. Yeah, maybe I need a big one. Oh, my face is all sticky from the suncream. Mm, maybe the situation with K-bug's not salvageable. I went pretty nuclear on the insults, didn't I? Well, everyone kept saying that she's a troll. Now she's saying I'm weak for believing what people were saying. Okay, prove them wrong then and come. What's stopping you from coming? So you won't come, will you?

So it kind of proves my point. Like, if I'm wrong and I'm stupid, then prove me wrong and actually get here so I can bang you. But you won't. I think I'm already on 720P. Yeah. Uh, camera, video. Oh, no, I'm not. Oh, wait, can I change it whilst I'm live? I don't think I can. No, I can't. How does it look now? Why is it so small? Transform fit screen. <laugh> I put 240p. How's my skin look now? 240p. It still looks bad. What? Everything looks jagged and blurry apart from my skin. Okay, I put it back... I put 720...

Okay, now it's at 720p. Whoa, wait a minute. Yeah. 720p. Yeah, it looks way better now. I think 1080p is overkill. And can I save the video whilst I stream? Record. Start. So I could just record the entire stream to the phone. Hmm. I think it looks good. Yeah, it's because it's nighttime now, so obviously it's not gonna look great. Ultra wide doesn't do good with low light. In the daytime, it will look a lot better. No, it's set to 720p. It's just low quality because it's nighttime, so it's using, it's boosting the ISO. I'm at 720p.

There's a low light boost button. What does that do? Hm, maybe it looks better. Yeah, it's yellow because I've got a yellow lamp and I got a yellow light. Oh my God. You don't understand about cameras. Also, it's not about having amazing video quality. It's about it being stable and making me look pretty. I don't care about it being looking crisp and sharp. I don't want it to look crisp and sharp. I want to look beautiful. I've got pimples all over my chin. Do you think I want that crisp and sharp? I don't. My chin's covered in disgusting pimples because I keep eating fried food and beer.

Now you trust me, you do not wanna see me in ultra crisp, clear, quiet gross. My chin is in pain when I open my mouth. Well, yeah, it seems like it's not overheating, and I'm sure outside with the wind blowing, it would cool down better. Yeah. I don't know why I never tried out... I used moblin once a couple days ago as like an emergency backup and though it was rubbish because it was cropped in. But that's just because the s - the seam, the source thing on StreamLabs was not set to fit the screen. Stop eating deep fried food. Um, hmm, I was gonna make deep fried pork loin tonight, but now I don't know.

I think the S10+ does, it doesn't have good stabilization with iReal Pro, but maybe like a newer phone would do... Okay, maybe I stop testing, go back to the normal way. Yeah, okay. That's the plan. Okay. I think I can't get K-bug back. Can't really explain my way out of it. I went nuclear on her earlier today. Oh damn, it's nearly 10 o'clock, I haven't had dinner. Been dancing around with apps. Oh God, it's 10 o'clock. I don't really feel like clicking to be honest. Okay, whatever. Oh, I don't know. I just chuck it in the pan, I guess I can't bother to rotochrum it.

Now I lost another girl. I lost all my girls. I'm trying to beg K about forgiveness. It's not working well. Don't get it. How come I say mean stuff to you guys and you come back? But when I say mean stuff about girls, they cut me off. No matter, no matter how many times I told Ganna Larson to fuck off, he never fucks off. I have one little rant about girls. Ganna Larson saw the boy and he just won't get lost. No matter what I say. And then girls, like you say a couple things wrong, have a bit of a rant, and then they're pissed eternally.

I'm fucking genius. I found out about that. I think it's done. Oh. Damn, noisy in here. Sliced up bad boy. Is it cooked? Yeah. Oh, it's got bone. Not bone. I think it's a bone. I want the bone. What? Oh, I didn't splash oil in my new shirt, did I? Though this one to me crypt. And else is missing. Now I lost K-Bug because of crypt, and I lost the movie because of crypt. Basically, I lost everyone because of crypt. Thanks Krypt. Hm. One pork loin looks big, but actually it's quite small. This all just bone.

Oh, no, I'll put this in wash. Why is it so wet? But this towel in the wash is so dirty now. I might prepare Kit Kat and oranges now. So let's do it later. Prepare everything in advance for less work later. I might actually do washing up now too. Get everything ready. Maximum... Let's see. Maximum. Maximum efficiency. Look at my dinner. Oh, I didn't turn the bell box off. Hm. K-Bug not replying. I think she's done with me. Oh, come on. I didn't say that bad stuff, did I? I just said waste of space, stupid Gen Z idiot bitch. Was it that bad?

I don't even think it was that bad. Oh, I lost all my women. Even one. What about Canadian threesome girl? Yeah, because I don't know. And she hangs out with all the trolls, and then she keeps telling me she wants to meet me. And then it feels like she didn't really wanna meet me. She's messing me about. Try my porkie. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Oh. Sucker. Mm. Mm. Oh, the pork's good. Oh, that bone. Oh, why'd I put a bone in it? Uh-huh. Oh, where'd I put a bone? Stupid pork loin. Okay. Let's just make a boneless pig, like a big blob of meat. Imagine a boneless pig, no skeleton. It's just like a big blob with his arm sticking out. <laugh> Like a mountain of meat.

Mm. There's sesame oil on the broccoli, so good. Ra, bone. Oh, it feels cold now. Ah, I left my jumper in the car. Okay. I guess I don't really need to do washing. Constantly struggling to keep the battery up. I've got my blanket from my lovely Sunday. My blanket now. I can't believe she tried to get the blanket returned to Amazon when we nearly broke up at Christmas. She was texting my mom saying, "Can you take Daniel's blanket and put it back in the box? I've scheduled it for return tomorrow." My mom messaged me saying, "Come down, Daniel. Don't tell the stream." I told the stream anyway. I told the stream straight away. Imagine thinking I'm not gonna tell the stream stuff.

She got mad because I said I was gonna send her present back and she said, um, when I said we should have a break and start fresh next year, I wasn't implying that it was over. It kind of sounded like that was what she was implying though. Yeah, next year was like next week. So what's the point? Uh, I do miss Sunny a little bit. She was one crazy batch. Yeah, I got her that camera and then she sent me this big long text around Christmas saying, "Things aren't working out. We should take a break. We should maybe think about meeting again next year when our lives are sorted out more." I took that as she wanted to finish things. She said that wasn't what she meant at all.

So I said I was gonna send the camera back. This cable's not working. Ah. Ah, why would a USB cable not work? It's gotta be pushed right in. I think she did spend new year with me. I forgot. K-Bug's not replying. I said, "Well, I said I'm sorry, not much else I can do." She said, "Yeah, bye, Mr. Lord." It's over. No crypts, no K-bug, no cake, no moon. I'm chasing off all the girls one by one. They can all have a little taste of what it's like. Surprised Krips stayed around for so long. Like, I bashed Krip's loads. Remember I was saying stuff like, "Oh, I'd never let Kript in my house if she's on the boot X server.

She's just another Essex girl." I went nuclear on Crypt. Chased everyone off. This is my fate alone. Your stupid cable doesn't charge my phone. I don't get it. It's just stupid USB cable. Why can't I just charge my phone? No, look it up. Uh. I think I'm pretty destined to the same fate as my granddad. My granddad also drove everyone away and ended up all alone, just with my mom visiting him. I feel like I'm gonna end up like him. This cable sucks. I need more high speed USBs. I got this one, 240 watt, and the other one is in the setup. I feel like another two nice. No, it's so many things to charge.

Ah, that's nice. Fast charging. We're drawing six watts. I don't understand. Like I want... Ah, like I want company and I want people to like me, but I can't stop raging at them. Ah. Now Kaybuck hates me. I just raged a little bit at her. I got mad because all these girls saying they wanna meet and then no one's coming to meet me. And then I got angry. Can I learn to be happy alone? Uh, this is kinda boring. And sex is so nice. Like, how could you say no to sex? No, the message didn't bum me out.

Uh, I'm just upset because I keep raging and driving the girls away myself. I can't control myself. I'm just a rage machine. The good thing with Sunny was that she found it funny when I raged, like some of you guys find it funny. So when I rage on stream, I'd say hurtful things, but she couldn't help but laugh because I would say it in a funny way. So that definitely helped. But if you don't find it funny, then you're just gonna find it hurtful. Well, I don't really wanna meet Moon anyway. I could've met her in 2020, but I didn't really want to.

Isn't Moon the most attractive of the bunch? No, not really. If I was gonna rank them from attractivity, I'd probably say number one... Hmm. I'd say number one, probably threesome Canadian girl and then cake. And then cripped. I actually forgot what K-bug looks like, to be honest. Maybe K-bug and then moon. Uh, I have no memory of what K-Bug's face looked like. Most of the pics were just her body. Maybe I should message threesome Canadian girl in two days. Uh, I messaged her. Oh, it's like having a job, isn't it? Keeping up with the texting.

You stop texting, they stop. Interesting. Hire an escort, because that'd be boring. I want excitement and passion. You don't get that from an escort. Escort's just like robotic, boring, gotta use a condom, and expensive. Yeah, I want girlfriend experience, and I want raw sex, and I want the girl to actually like me. It doesn't feel good when you have sex with a girl and she doesn't like you. You can tell if they don't like you. Boring. Also, it feels shitty. It doesn't feel good knowing that they don't like you, but they're letting you have sex with them for money. It feels weird.

Now, sometimes I had sex with a prostitute and I could tell they liked me and it was good. They let me not raw, but that's rare. It's really unattractive if they don't want you. Like, they look disgusted as well. Like they're looking away, trying to get as far away from your face as possible, telling you to hurry up. It's boring, horrible. I'd rather jerk off. Canadian girl not replying. She used to reply almost straight away. No, it's like five, six PM in America. Yeah, I didn't... I left it on read on the last message. She said something about her dogs.

I just left it on read. I went to bed. I was too tired. I couldn't be bothered. Oh, uh, the texting starts killing me. I can't keep up with the texting. Uh... Yeah, but if the AI talked to her, I won't know what they've talked about. So if the topic comes up, she'll be like, "I told you about this already." And I'd be like, "What?" 'Cause I didn't talk about it, the AI did. I'd get busted. Imagine how angry they'd be if they find out they've been talking to an AI the whole time. Yeah, I forget what I talked about anyway because I couldn't remember it. I seem to just... Like I have conversations with people and then I forget what we talked about, and I end up accidentally asking the same thing. And then they say, "I already told you." And I'm like, "Oops.

What did she... What was the answer though?" Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Yeah, I did worry sometimes that what if Crips came and then, I don't know, it's a nightmare somehow. Maybe it would have been better if she got a hotel and then I met her in a city first before she moves in with me.