life updates in Japan - it's over... [lYzkuCePVSw]

It's

raining again.

No, it's not cold, it's warm.

Had to buy a new umbrella, cost ¥2,000.

I didn't bring the other umbrella because

I checked the weather app and it said no

rain, and I got here and it started

raining.

So now I wasted money on another umbrella.

It's okay because I want to buy a small

umbrella anyway

that could fit in my bag.

I don't like the big umbrella because you

can't put it anywhere.

I'm just worried if the wind blows it

might break or something.

Yep, I'm in big trouble.

I have to leave Japan.

My life is over and

everything sucks.

Oh, and I wasted my life and I'm a virgin.

How's that for clickbait?

And I'm gay.

Yeah, you got all of them.

Why are people walking so slow?

This umbrella's not great.

It's kind of small.

My arms are getting wet.

Why is it raining all the time?

I can't stand it.

It's so annoying.

It makes trying to stream really

difficult.

Oh well, can't let the weather stop me.

I wish they, they made a selfie stick with

an umbrella built into it, and I just hold

my selfie stick and there's an umbrella

that comes out on top.

That looks so good.

If I super glue the umbrella bottom to the

selfie stick top

like that.

No, just break off.

These are definitely Chinese people.

See, I told you, you can tell the Chinese

straight away.

I don't know why, there's just something

about them, especially the massive

suitcases,

gives it away.

That's wasting— oh look, Tesla!

Wow, someone's rich.

10 million yen car.

Fancy.

Oh, rain went right in my ear.

Now I need to see 5 Teslas in a row to get

Royal Host.

That means it's a sign.

They need to make some kind of big fat

grip for the umbrella because my hand

starts aching gripping onto a little pole.

So I thought today we walk east, east

through Umeda, see if there's anything

interesting.

My hand aches from holding it.

Look, my hand gets cramped.

Fuck, stupid fucking moron.

Why'd he ride right in between us?

And he nearly hit that

go.

People are so stupid here.

Why can't he just like slow down, wait for

us to pass, and then keep going?

Why is she dressed like that though?

Bit young to be dressed like that.

I've got the whole path to myself now.

So the plastic umbrellas were only ¥850.

But then this small folding umbrella was

like ¥2,000.

Why is it ¥2,000 and it's worse?

Because it's smaller and I'm getting wet

on my arms

just because it's compact.

Oh, puddle.

I need to buy cleaning stuff today.

I need to clean my room.

I need wet wipes, bin bags.

Plastic cups— I mean paper cups.

Oh wait, this is the road and these steps

into the road.

I thought it was a footpath.

Look, this place is cheaper than my guest

house.

It's got so many little rooms.

Bathroom, toilet.

Look how big this place is.

I think I'd say don't come to Japan in

April.

This is what it's like.

Almost every day.

And don't come to Japan in March cuz it's

cold.

See what May's like.

It's really getting annoying, all this

rain.

I don't even know where I'm going.

Let me check my map.

What did I miss?

You missed all the action where I had a

foursome with Japanese girls

on the street.

When will it be summer?

Um, probably June.

From June

until September or October.

But I'm leaving

back to the UK.

I still don't remember if Japan summer is

hotter than Thailand summer.

Japan's summer was pretty hot.

I even had to make some videos naked,

remember?

Thailand never felt so hot I had to get

naked in the apartment.

Not sure why.

Maybe because in Japan our room was at the

top floor, so the sun was beating down on

the roof.

Cooking me like an oven.

But in Thailand, my room is like in the

middle of the building.

I never really had to put the air

conditioning on very much in Thailand.

Tokyo has better weather shielded by

mountains.

Yeah, maybe.

I don't know about next year where I'm

gonna go.

I really doubt I'll come back to Osaka

next year.

There's— I'm so bored of this place

already.

No one here I really need to be here for

anymore.

Don't know about next year.

What my plans will be.

Not really thinking about it yet.

Oh, I just had a sandwich, but I'm still

hungry.

The hell?

I kind of want to get Thai food because I

think it'd be funny.

Imagine if I really liked it as well, and

then I say, why didn't I like Thai food in

Thailand?

It's so good.

Back

to Thailand,

maybe next January.

No more IRL.

I just end up getting wet

and yelled at.

I waste all my money on expensive food.

No, I don't like Pattaya.

Boring.

My little finger hurts from gripping this

stupid little umbrella.

Maybe I can find something on Amazon like

a big fat rubber grip,

umbrella grip.

So I'm going to go to this park today.

It's about 7 km away, shouldn't take too

long.

I don't like pad Thai.

It's just like little noodles with bean

sprouts

and shrimp and

what else?

Peanuts.

It's like a weird combination, and then

they drench it in this very runny spicy

sauce that I don't really like.

I ate it once only because my girlfriend

took me to a Thai restaurant and I was

really hungry, so I just ate anything.

Uh, I don't know, just kind of weird.

What is girlfriend gonna pay for on the

trip?

She's paying for the hotel in Tokyo,

so I'll pay for the hotel in Osaka.

I want to stay at that big fancy Apple

Hotel in Umeda.

It looks really nice.

Might book a night there or two.

Not sure where to take her.

I might take her to that Sun Tower place.

It looked quite nice if you go during the

day.

Take her to McDonald's.

Now I want to take her to yakiniku.

And maybe shabu-shabu.

What else?

We already went to kushikatsu.

She quite likes kushikatsu.

Maybe we get McDonald's again today.

McDonald's everyday challenge.

Oh, they have an Oasis, a really big one.

I want to have a look inside of it.

Look at that Oasis.

Massive.

Someone crashed again.

Don't blame me again for not helping.

I like how they have a speaker on it.

I don't know if we have that in the UK.

Do we have that?

So they could yell directions out of the

speaker.

Never seen that in the UK.

Everyone just gets out of the way.

It's not needed.

Uh, do I have to go underground to cross?

Oh no, there's crossing.

Oh, McDonald's!

It's a sign.

Who has enough time for a girl?

Wow, it's dry already.

Look.

Oasis is like a fancy supermarket.

Maybe it's not too fancy.

It looks fancy.

Use my Japanese for what?

I haven't had to use it apart from— oh,

what's that?

Oh, is it lagging?

I might leave then.

Stupid people don't move out the way.

Walk so fucking slow.

I was lagging, so I left.

Is it raining?

It's not really raining much.

I'll buy the stuff later.

I don't know why I was lagging in there.

Maybe because it's a big building.

Okay, let me check my map.

It was so crowded in there, I couldn't

even move.

Okay, let's see.

Open Compass.

Go east

this way.

Oh, why

am I lagging?

Losing all my viewers.

I don't know why everyone leaves just when

it lags for like 2 seconds.

Okay, next time don't go into big

buildings.

Wasn't even that big.

I didn't even go that far from the

entrance.

I don't understand.

I think it's going to stop raining around

6 PM.

Okay,

I'm just gonna go to the park now, and

then I'll do my shopping

somewhere else.

Oh, I want to try riding one of these.

I got the app for these bikes, but there's

no parking station for them where I'm

going.

I don't know if they're any different to

the ones I usually get.

You get these scooters and then you get

these weird-looking bikes

I'm not sure if it's twist and go.

No, it's not.

You have to pedal it,

so it's probably the same as the other

bikes.

I don't know how fast the scooters go.

I think it stopped raining.

Uh, it's still raining a tiny bit.

I think another 10 minutes will be fine.

What is my zodiac sign?

Pisces.

Or Piscis, as I like to say it.

Piscis the fish.

No, my girlfriend's not in the chat.

She went to sleep.

She's going back to Thailand in about 3

weeks.

You know I said they were holding the

condo for us?

They're not holding it for free, you know.

She's paying for the condo even though

we're not there.

She said they charge us half price.

I mean, charge her.

I'm not paying.

I'm not gonna pay until I'm actually there

again, but she's been paying half price

for the months that she's been living in

the US.

That's why I'm not getting the deposit

money back.

And then I guess she's going to go back

there when she leaves America,

so that's nice.

We get to go back to the same place again.

But I felt really sad when I left, just

having one last look around.

My life in Thailand finished.

Goodbye to my fish.

I felt like I was gonna never see the

place again.

Now I feel kind of nice that we'll be able

to go back there.

It was a good condo.

Jesus, that bike came so close to me, and

then he nearly rode into that pole.

Oh, did you see him?

He just like tutted at a woman and shook

his head.

It's his fault.

Why don't you ride on the road?

Look, there's a bike lane right there.

Why don't you ride on the bike lane,

stupid man?

I saw him tutting at that woman.

Look, perfectly good bike lane, everyone's

riding on the footpath.

I don't get it.

Although maybe moving into a new condo if

I went back to Thailand would be more

interesting.

It's just hard to find somewhere cheaper

that's actually better.

I saw some other places that were more

expensive, but that was smaller and they

just weren't as nice.

Well, they were more modern looking, but

they were smaller rooms.

What is over?

Everything.

Everything's over and finished.

It is the end days.

I'm getting so much ad rev from the live

streams,

like $800 a month just by walking around

for 12 hours doing nothing.

No, don't use ad block.

I need my precious

Dollars.

Which way do I go?

Oh, I just go forwards.

Fine, I'll just get this channel and go

back to making gaming stuff if that's what

it's gonna be like.

I don't see ads either because I get

YouTube Premium.

YouTube Premium is like $40 for a whole

year.

Oh,

I wonder if Hong Kong guys

ever actually gonna meet me or if he's

just messing around.

He's my last chance for content.

We milked everyone else,

milked Sunny dry.

What about Shin?

Shin doesn't want to be on stream.

I don't really want to waste my time doing

stuff if I can't stream it.

I'm only going to have a few days in Tokyo

by myself.

I want to do at least one Tokyo stream.

I don't have time to be not streaming.

Time is money.

I don't know why, because she sounded like

she was up for doing a stream, and then

apparently her Discord members told her

not to do it, so she's not gonna do it.

Imagine deciding not to do things because

people told you not to do it.

Lame.

Weak, weak-minded,

very weak.

I am disappointed.

Apparently they're not my Discord members,

they're her own Discord members from like

her weird— I don't know what, what they

call it, like Japan weeb loli girls.

They probably think I'm an incel.

A lot of girls like that in Japan from

Europe dress up in those like baby

clothes.

Lolita.

It just looks like baby clothing,

and then they talk like babies as well.

It's

weird.

Oh, still raining.

What's that boat for?

The water looks so green.

In Thailand, all the rivers are brown.

My toe hurts every time I go walking.

Something hurts now.

My heel doesn't hurt, it's my big toe.

I don't know why.

Oh my God, I think I've been here before.

Yeah, I phoned my girlfriend down there

last year.

I don't remember why I was here though.

And then I went over there and I bought

some food at the supermarket.

Maybe put

the umbrella down.

I like this umbrella because it's smaller.

It also dries really quickly.

I don't know how.

Look, you just shake it.

Look, it's dry already.

It's like made out of waterproof material,

unlike those plastic ones.

Oh, I missed it.

Yeah, I went down there last year and I

was phoning my girlfriend around the time

I was seeing that Korean woman.

Yeah, I think I've been nearly everywhere

in Osaka by now.

Keep accidentally stumbling into places I

remember,

and then I put it in my pocket.

See, it's better than that big plastic

one.

Didn't waste my money.

Is Poseidon still in Japan?

No, he left ages ago.

Oh, that's nice, not having to hold the

umbrella.

Okay, let's get to where we're going.

Do I have a fetish?

Uh,

maybe like Japanese woman fetish.

It's a pretty broad fetish.

Wow, it's basically a completely straight

line.

Who is Kathy Cat?

I don't know.

Cathy Cat.

My thesis is just really boring.

It's like having sex all day.

Shouldn't have said that so loud.

It's basically just what any guy likes, I

guess.

Foreigners.

Yeah, I'm living in a guest house.

Is there a difference between a guest

house and a share house?

I think they're the same.

Who's Kathy Kerr?

Don't know who she is.

You

called her weird the other day.

Old and weird.

Did I?

Blonde German girl.

No idea who you're talking about.

Oh, maybe I do know who you're talking

about.

I slightly remember, but I'm not really

sure.

She's probably weird.

What?

Kubota?

Why am I seeing that word everywhere?

Kubota.

It's a sign.

Ba da ba ba ba bum.

Doctor Edgy.

What is that?

Oriental Pearl annoys me for some reason.

Yeah, I think I know what you mean.

I'm not sure why though.

Oh, it's the Osaka General Hospital.

Jealousy.

Yeah, I guess so.

I don't know how she gets so many views so

easily,

almost all the time.

I think once you find a niche, it's pretty

easy.

You just to do it over and over again.

You know that guy who kept making videos

about me, a Bachelor Seal or something?

He used to get no views, like not even

1,000 views.

I checked his channel recently, he now

gets like 8,000 to 10,000 views because he

started doing these weird videos with his

girlfriend about how his girlfriend

cheated on him.

So he's basically just copying my content

now.

He spent years and years being all high

and mighty in preaching and like lecturing

me, and now he's literally doing my

content and getting 10 times the views he

usually gets.

Why are there so many white guys?

I hate it when I say white boys.

I've got to stop talking.

Why are they here though?

There's nothing here.

Careful, white people.

Oh, McDonald's.

See, every time you're gonna move to the

side on the footpaths, you have to look

behind your shoulder, over your shoulder.

Almost every time I look, there's a person

riding a bicycle behind me.

So I said gaijin.

Gotcha.

Maybe I'll ride a bicycle to go home.

I want to go to this big park first.

I went there with the Korean woman last

year.

It's quite nice around here, very open,

open wide streets.

It's like, um,

northeast Osaka.

South Osaka is really horrible.

Do not go there.

Yeah, I'm still in Osaka,

stuck here.

So I paid for 2 months of guesthouse rent.

Yeah, never go south, further south of

Shin-Imamiya.

It gets really ghetto.

But I think the northern bits and the

eastern bits And the western bits are

okay.

Shin-Imamiya sucks.

It's like full of homeless old men

standing around eating horumonyaki.

Yeah, I know I don't have to stay there,

but I don't want to waste money.

I'm already pretty broke.

I have to pay off my credit card every

month, minimum of £50.

I don't know what happens if I don't.

They said minimum monthly payment £50.

So I pay £50 to my credit card, £500 to my

mum, save whatever is remaining.

6 o'clock bell— where does that even come

out from?

Why do we need a bell turning off It's 6

PM.

Who cares?

What's so significant about 6 PM?

Work ends— what, for everyone?

I'm pretty sure most people don't.

Well, I don't know, maybe most people

finish at 6, but not everyone.

You seem frustrated today.

Uh, I feel a bit better than yesterday.

It's just same old, same old.

Annoying things in Japan.

The cyclists really start to get annoying.

So many damn cyclists,

they're just everywhere.

I've never seen a country where so many

people ride bicycles like this.

It's just insane.

なんであの。

Another white guy.

Oh my God,

why are there so many white guys here?

And it's raining again.

Oh my God, every day fucking raining.

Japan's so annoying.

Thailand doesn't rain every day like this

unless it's October,

and no one rides bicycles.

Get my umbrella out.

I am getting kind of Japan fatigue, to be

honest.

I don't know how people live here for

years and years.

I mean, foreigners.

I get fed up after about a month or two.

You seem to like Thailand more, mostly

because I have a nice condo.

I think having a nice place to live beats

anything else the country has out on the

outside,

unless the country is really horrible and

dangerous.

If I had a nice condo in Japan, maybe I

wouldn't be so frustrated.

It just really sucks living at the guest

house.

I went to have a shower today, looked in

the sink, it was full of disgusting

looking black pubes.

It wasn't the American guy because the

American guy's ginger, so it must have

been the Sri Lankan guy I don't know what

he's doing, like trimming his pubes in the

sink.

Can't even take out his hairs.

Disgusting, these people.

I thought I was like a bit sloppy, a bit

untidy, but compared to these guys I'm

like OCD clean.

The sink was like full of these little

black hairs.

Might be his beard, I don't know.

Well, I only have to suffer another 25

days,

then I can leave.

Get a nice hotel in Tokyo.

Just think of all the money I saved.

25 more days, it's not long now.

I'm starting to get to a point where I

don't really care too much about saving as

much money because I'm only going to be

here for a few more weeks and back home.

Then I'll just focus on rebuilding my

financial situation back home.

This is not permanent here.

No, my girlfriend, she books an Apple

Hotel, not a posh hotel.

I recommended Appa.

I always get Appa.

I don't like other hotels.

I tried that Ibis Hotel in Kyoto.

I don't think it was better than Appa.

Going back home in June, beginning of

June.

Really can't do this much longer.

It's so boring.

I actually can't wait for this life to

end.

The endless walking.

A horrible guest house, rubbish food,

miserable weather,

miserable people,

bicycles everywhere.

I thought you liked Japan.

Yeah, for a few weeks, and I get bored.

My mum will cook shepherd's pie and I'll

get savalai sausage.

A bike ran into your ankle.

Ouch, that must have hurt.

I've been lucky, I haven't been hit by a

bicycle yet,

but I did accidentally hit someone with my

basket.

In this supermarket earlier today.

People don't get out of the way

and they don't look around to see if

they're blocking anyone.

I'm starting to think the best country to

live in is the country where you can get

the best home.

Don't you agree?

So for most people, that's in their own

country where they can get a job and pay

for rent.

So I'm thinking I can probably get a

better home in Thailand than in the UK

for

the same price, unless I just live at my

mom's house, then that's, that's the best

home really.

But then you get a nice home and then

you're stuck in the same place and then

you get kind of bored of it.

I guess that's why you go on holiday for

like 2 weeks.

Just 2 weeks, have fun, eat nice food,

then go back home again.

That's how most people do it.

Not like me.

I stay in a country for months in a

horrible place because it's cheap, and

then I have not a great time

unless I can get a girlfriend who can get

me a nice place, which is why I feel like

Thailand was better.

I don't know, I have to wait until I go

back to the UK and see how I feel.

I probably— usually when I go back home to

the UK, I love it for the first few weeks,

and then my mum starts getting annoying,

and then all these people keep coming over

the house, and I keep getting disrupted,

disturbed, and then And I miss having

cereal.

I can never get cereal back home unless I

go to great lengths, like going all the

way to London.

Do you think Wakayama is any good?

I thought maybe I'd go there for one

night.

They've got this weird

Europe-looking theme park.

I forgot what it's called.

Port Europa or something.

It's like a theme park.

And it's, um,

all the buildings look like— they look

like European buildings.

I don't know if it's worth going.

2 hours by train

could be kind of expensive.

Probably be like ¥10,000 for trains and

hotel.

Probably not worth going.

Ah, still raining.

I thought it was going to stop at 6 PM.

It's past 6 now.

Check the maps.

Oh my God,

still pretty far.

I have to go in a straight line.

How do I go in a straight line?

Get your own place in the UK?

No, boring.

I would get it.

I mean, I've had one before in Manchester.

Manchester, and I was bored all the time.

Yeah, too expensive as well.

£1,000 a month for rent to live in a nice

place,

£500 a month to live in a crap place.

My favorite Japanese food is McDonald's

and

Royal Host.

Have I been to Syzeria?

Actually, no, I haven't seen any Syzerias.

Are they going out of business?

I've seen a lot of Gustos and Royal Hosts.

Why do the taxis have the side mirrors

really far in front on the bonnet of the

car instead of where every other car has

it?

Is it better like that?

If it's better like that, then why doesn't

every car have it like that?

And then if it's worse, then why does— why

do the taxis have it like that?

I don't understand.

Okay, this way.

When you're walking around in Japan, the

only interesting thing is food.

When you're not hungry, there's nothing

interesting.

For the aesthetic— ah, kind of miss the

yellow and green taxis everywhere in

Thailand.

The black taxis here look kind of

miserable.

When my sister comes to Japan, I wonder if

she will like Thailand or Japan more.

I'm not sure if she likes Thailand because

she got food poisoning.

Maybe apart from the food poisoning, she

likes Thailand.

I took her to yakiniku.

That Paragon,

Siam Paragon,

where that shooting happened, I think.

They have good fashion shops.

Yeah, I care about fashion so much.

I love it.

I

think Korean women live somewhere around

here.

Korean woman, she lived in one of these

old-looking neighborhoods.

What happened over there?

See another accident?

Let's investigate.

This time, don't blame me.

I can see flashing red lights.

I want to see twisted metal and smoke.

I want to see carnage.

I want to see 10-car pileup.

I live for this.

Live crime reporting like the Jake

Gyllenhaal movie.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

I've seen that, it was cool.

What was it called?

Ghost something.

He would get the police scanner and listen

in on the police radio and then follow

where the police have been directed so he

could film it and then sell it to news

companies.

When I watched that, I thought, that's

kind of like being a YouTuber.

It's like he's a YouTuber and he's got to

get the content.

Uh, it's just a boring ambulance.

Why is it parked here flashing?

Waste my time walking here.

Maybe they went inside to bring someone

down.

Yeah, Nightcrawler, that was the name.

It was a good movie.

But this expo is coming next year in

Osaka,

Expo 25.

Probably boring.

If I lived in America, I'd have to learn

how to speak the street lingo.

Yo, man.

It's all cool, man.

What it do, dude?

Then they'll think I'm one of them and

they won't bully me.

Goddamn, this place sucks.

Look at it.

Rubbish.

I think next time I come to Japan, I'm

just going to live in a hotel.

I don't care if it's expensive.

Put it on the credit card.

Buy a little gas stove, and then I'll cook

my own food outside.

Where am I going?

Straight ahead.

Lots of fun in Nagoya.

Oh wow, thanks, 8-Bit Camera Roll.

I bet Nagoya just has a castle and a

temple, and then they got some

restaurants, and that's about it.

Just started watching your gas station

video.

Such a long time ago.

8 years ago.

2017, I think.

7 years ago.

Now my job is walking in Japan

for 10 hours a day.

Petrol station was probably easier and

made more money.

I mean, this is easy but tiring.

My toe hurts and my shoulders hurt.

I wonder how much things have changed

since 2017 working at the petrol station.

I think they got new cash registers.

And they have like a mini supermarket in

the petrol station shop now.

They didn't used to have that when I

worked there.

Walk

to Nagoya.

Isn't that like 100 kilometers or more?

I walked halfway to Kyoto and then I had

to give up.

It was just too much.

I think my limit is probably 20

kilometers,

then I just can't do anymore.

Everything hurts.

I might be able to cycle there.

Don't know if you can take a rental bike

from Osaka and then park it in Nagoya.

Can't be bothered.

I need a drink.

What's that?

Sports Lovers Max energy drink, ¥100.

It's pretty cheap.

I don't even know if I have ¥100.

I've got ¥1,000.

Yes, I've got ¥100.

I want to get the Sports Lover's Max.

I am also a sports lover.

Plum flavor.

Oh wow, it's pretty good.

It's a bit like umeshu but without the

alcohol.

Oh wow, I can feel it go into my brain.

This is probably the best energy drink

I've ever had.

It's kind of like Red Bull, but it's got

plum flavor.

Become an alcoholic?

No, I can't.

I don't really like alcohol.

I like the flavor of the drink, but I

don't like the feeling of getting drunk.

I feel sick.

Doesn't feel good.

I don't understand alcoholics.

Alcoholics, they don't care what they

drink, they just want to get drunk because

it feels good.

But it makes me feel terrible.

It's a pretty good drink.

Drink, I recommend the Sports Lovers Max.

Give it 8 out of 10.

I can't hold the umbrella very well.

I can't believe Chris Broad made a video

saying do not walk and drink or walk and

eat.

I walk and drink and walk and eat all the

time and nothing happens.

No one tells you off or anything.

No one cares.

It's not illegal.

His 10 things not to do in Japan was so

stupid.

I

can't hold the umbrella.

That's Tokyo Tower.

Beautiful.

Okay, I'm hydrated and energized.

Let's go.

Osaka is the cum stain of Japan.

Japanese people say

Amagasaki is way rougher than Osaka.

Well, it'll be interesting next month when

I go to Tokyo, then I can make a

comparison because I haven't really been

to Tokyo properly since 2013 when I was

fooling around with a married Japanese

lady

who I hope doesn't know about my YouTube

channel because I did something kind of

bad and she might want revenge.

I might have broke her heart accidentally.

Not my fault.

Yeah, last time I was properly in Tokyo

was 2013 for 3 months.

Months, and I was living in a love hotel,

and she was paying for it.

Things must have changed since 2013.

It's been 11 years,

but I never know where to go in Tokyo.

You always just end up going to Shinjuku

or Ikebukuro.

I used to meet her at some station called

Takadanobaba was the station we always met

at.

And then I used to work at Lawson near

Shibakoen Station,

near Tokyo Tower.

Are we nearly there?

What are all these trees?

Maybe that's the park.

Sunset is around now.

Maybe got one hour of daylight.

I'm gonna stay in Shinjuku for one week,

and then I'm gonna take my girlfriend to

the place Chris Broad recommended in

Nagano.

What's it called?

Nara.

Something.

Naka— Nakajirai, I forgot.

It's like a traditional ancient samurai

village.

It looks pretty cool.

Just do one night there and then get the

train back to Osaka.

And then she wants to go to Kyoto again

and Dotonbori.

I might take her to Himeji as well.

Who are the assholes following you—

following you around?

Don't know who.

Check the map.

This is not the park, it's just some

playground.

Uh, we're getting closer, nearly there.

I know you're so excited to see the park.

Be a bit more patient.

Unfortunately, it's going to be dark when

we get there, I think.

That's me,

in case you forgot about the light.

Do I feel like I'm in a survival horror

simulation?

No, not really.

I'm like in a video game where nothing

happens and it's really boring

and every day is the same.

That's what it feels like.

And even though I try and meet new people,

it never goes anywhere.

I go to the pub and I meet people, and

then I never see them again and don't

really want to see them again.

Maybe I go to a pub again tonight.

If I keep going, maybe eventually

something interesting will happen,

like I get bummed in the toilets and

then I get HIV.

How I got HIV in Japan.

To be honest, I'm just really looking

forward to going home and then making

videos about Helldivers.

A whole bunch of new stuff is out.

I might still be able to get some views

off it.

Probably more views than these live

streams are getting.

5K views.

God, I miss just making videos.

There was something exciting about making

the video, posting it, checking back 10

hours later, see if it popped off.

Maybe I just go back to Helldivers now.

Maybe we'll get more views, make more

money.

Kind of getting bored of livestreaming.

I'm not sure which one would make more

money.

Maybe tomorrow I'll just make some

Helldivers videos, see how it goes.

But it's hard to do the voiceover bit

unless the American guy leaves.

I can do the gameplay bit and the footage

if he's there, cuz I'm not talking, so

it's fine.

Or should I just keep streaming until I

leave Japan?

Tomorrow I will do laundry because it's

Wednesday.

Wednesday the laundry is cheaper,

and I've got to take out my rubbish.

Exciting!

You are obsessed with money.

Yes, everything I do is either for money

or sex.

Otherwise, it's a waste of time.

There's only 2 things that matter in this

world:

money and

Shagging.

Get a job?

No thanks, got one already.

YouTube is a real job.

Look, all these people you see here, what

they're doing right now is for money.

Every single person you see outside right

now, they're only doing that for money.

It's the only thing that drives the world

forwards because no one wants to be

homeless and starving.

Everyone's locked in to chasing money.

No, I'd rather just spend any time I have

on making videos, not doing a job,

because every hour wasted working in a

It's an hour wasted that I could have made

a video that went viral.

Oh, I remember this place!

I used to ride my bicycle down this bit

along the river to go to that Korean

woman's house.

She lives nearby, I think.

Should we go knock on the door?

I forgot her name.

I think it was like Yeonwoo or something.

I'm back.

Oh shit, I think she does actually live

near here because I definitely rode my

bicycle under these bridges on the way to

her place.

She's probably got a boyfriend now.

There's no way she would have stayed

single for a whole year.

She was obviously desperately looking for

a boyfriend if she asked me.

She literally had one date with me and

then asked me to move in

before we even had a second date.

She was like, do you want to move in?

I said, oh, I'm living in the slum hotel

in the Chinari.

And then she said, oh, if you want, you

could stay with me.

I can't believe it.

Can you believe One date and then you move

in.

Crazy.

We had nothing in common.

We knew each other for one day.

Did she really like me that much?

I'm not that handsome, am I?

Don't get it.

If she was more feminine slightly longer

hair, maybe I would have stayed.

She just wasn't really my type.

Also, she gave me an itchy rash on my

willy.

I couldn't use it for a week.

Probably one of the worst rashes I had.

It was my fault because I didn't wash it.

Now I always make sure to wash it.

She kept trying to do it with me and I

kept having to push her away or get her to

stop.

And then she was like, why don't you want

to do it?

And I said, uh, I'm tired.

I couldn't tell her the real reason.

That's so tall.

Was she smelly?

No,

she was very tidy and very clean.

She wasn't bad looking, it's just, I don't

know, like the way she stood and the way

she sat and her clothing,

it's like a man's style.

Look, literally everyone's on a bicycle.

It's crazy.

I think there's more bikers than walkers.

I don't know, just get a motorbike or a

car.

Imagine having a full-time job and you

still can't afford a car.

Yeah, so she kept trying to, to initiate,

but I had to make some excuse because my

willy was still itchy and sore.

So we didn't do it for like a week.

And then I did it— we did it one more time