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why i HATE DOOM: The Dark Ages - VERY disappointing
2025-05-15 · 8 min
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Hello, welcome back to a new video.
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0:00–0:01 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_0So recently I've been playing the brand
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0:01–0:02 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_1new Doom: The Dark Ages, and as an avid
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0:02–0:05 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_2fan of Doom and first-person shooters in
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0:05–0:07 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_3general, I knew I just had to play this
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0:07–0:09 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_4game.
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0:09–0:09 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_5Unfortunately, so far it's been kind of
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0:09–0:10 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_6bland, boring, and lacking in a certain
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0:11–0:13 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_7kind of luster.
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0:13–0:14 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_8So this game is plagued with performance
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0:15–0:17 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_9issues, crashing upon the starting of the
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0:17–0:20 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_10game, and other such issues.
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0:20–0:22 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_11I know it's a new game, it's just been
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0:22–0:24 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_12released, but it should be expected by now
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0:24–0:25 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_13that games should be released in fully
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0:25–0:28 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_14working order without having too many
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0:28–0:29 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_15problems.
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0:29–0:30 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_16So when I first tried to boot up the game,
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0:30–0:31 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_17I had problems with it not starting, and
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0:32–0:34 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_18then I found out that the reason why it
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0:34–0:36 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_19doesn't start is because you have your
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0:36–0:38 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_20integrated graphics on.
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0:38–0:40 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_21And for some reason, if you have a laptop,
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0:40–0:41 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_22like a gaming laptop, like my gaming
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0:41–0:43 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_23laptop, which is a pro gaming laptop with
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0:43–0:45 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_24RTX 4050 graphics card plus integrated
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0:45–0:47 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_25graphics card, it will for some reason try
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0:47–0:49 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_26and use the integrated graphics card to
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0:49–0:50 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_27play the game instead of using the proper
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0:50–0:53 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_28graphics So you just go into settings and
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0:53–0:55 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_29then you have to disable the integrated
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0:55–0:56 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_30graphics card by going into ultimate mode,
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0:56–0:58 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_31which then only uses the RTX 4050 and
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0:58–1:01 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_32turns off the integrated graphics card.
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1:01–1:02 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_33Upon doing so, I then realized that I can
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1:02–1:04 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_34actually play the game, but I couldn't use
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1:04–1:06 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_35my preferred screen recording software.
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1:06–1:09 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_36Bandicam just wouldn't seem to work with
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1:09–1:11 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_37this game, so I had to record the game in
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1:11–1:13 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_38Streamlabs, which is why the video kind of
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1:13–1:15 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_39looks different as usual.
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1:15–1:16 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_40So after realizing I had to disable
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1:17–1:18 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_41Bandicam and the integrated graphics card,
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1:18–1:20 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_42then the game would work.
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1:21–1:21 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_43So the game looks kind of rubbish, to be
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1:22–1:25 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_44honest.
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1:25–1:25 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_45It looks like an old game.
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1:25–1:26 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_46It doesn't feel like a new game.
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1:27–1:28 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_47It doesn't feel like a game that came in
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1:28–1:29 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_482025.
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1:29–1:29 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_49It kind of looks like a mobile game, to be
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1:30–1:31 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_50honest.
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1:32–1:32 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_51Uh, when I play this game, it makes me
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1:33–1:34 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_52feel like this could be on the App Store.
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1:34–1:37 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_53Like, uh, Call of Duty Warzone on mobile
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1:37–1:40 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_54doesn't really look that much different to
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1:41–1:43 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_55this game.
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1:43–1:43 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_56And I know I'm playing on low settings,
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1:43–1:45 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_57but seriously, even on low settings the
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1:45–1:47 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_58game shouldn't look like a mobile game.
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1:47–1:49 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_59It even plays and runs like a mobile game.
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1:49–1:51 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_60So if you've ever played Doom before, you
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1:51–1:53 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_61know what Doom's like.
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1:53–1:54 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_62It's very arcadey.
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1:54–1:55 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_63There's no reload.
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1:56–1:57 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_64You can run really fast.
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1:57–1:59 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_65Even the running is weird because there's
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1:59–2:00 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_66barely any head bobbing, so it just feels
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2:00–2:02 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_67like you're floating along the ground all
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2:02–2:03 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_68the time.
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2:03–2:04 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_69And everyone said the Doom franchise— I
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2:04–2:06 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_70think it's a stupid franchise and it's a
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2:06–2:07 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_71very boring game where you basically just
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2:07–2:08 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_72run around shooting really stupid dumb
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2:08–2:11 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_73enemies, hordes of them, with either a
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2:11–2:14 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_74shotgun or more, more ridiculous weapons.
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2:14–2:17 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_75So the gameplay is extremely tedious.
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2:18–2:20 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_76You're just running around these stages
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2:21–2:22 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_77which are very dull and dark looking, very
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2:22–2:24 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_78boring to look at.
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2:24–2:25 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_79The enemies are basically just these weird
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2:25–2:27 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_80zombie mutant things, very bog standard,
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2:27–2:30 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_81nothing original or interesting here.
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2:30–2:32 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_82The enemies are so boring.
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2:32–2:33 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_83You either get the really dumb enemies or
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2:34–2:35 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_84these slightly stronger demon things which
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2:35–2:38 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_85you're supposed to do like a combo melee
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2:38–2:40 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_86thing and finish them off.
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2:40–2:41 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_87The finishing move looks rubbish.
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2:42–2:44 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_88I remember in the previous finishing— the
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2:44–2:46 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_89previous Doom games, when you did a
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2:46–2:48 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_90finishing move, it did like an execute,
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2:48–2:50 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_91like a cool animation where you do
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2:50–2:53 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_92something really gory and destroy them.
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2:53–2:54 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_93In this one, you just kind of punch them
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2:55–2:57 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_94and then their body explodes into bits,
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2:57–2:59 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_95and then some glowy orbs float out to
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3:00–3:02 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_96replenish your health.
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3:02–3:03 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_97I don't know why, maybe it's the beginning
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3:03–3:05 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_98of the game, maybe you don't have the
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3:05–3:06 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_99ability to perform like a proper execute
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3:06–3:08 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_100yet, but it's just so lame when you do the
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3:08–3:11 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_101perform execute and then you just punch
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3:11–3:12 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_102them and they float away with all the arms
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3:12–3:15 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_103coming off.
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3:15–3:16 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_104It's not cool, it's lame.
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3:16–3:17 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_105The game looks like a game that was
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3:18–3:20 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_106released in 2002 with slightly refined
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3:20–3:24 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_107graphics.
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3:24–3:24 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_108The gameplay is very boring.
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3:25–3:26 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_109You're just spamming the jump button
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3:27–3:28 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_110infinitely because it makes it more fun, I
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3:29–3:32 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_111guess, than just running.
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3:32–3:33 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_112And why not?
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3:34–3:34 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_113There's no punishment for spamming the
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3:35–3:36 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_114jump button.
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3:36–3:37 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_115There's no punishment for anything.
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3:38–3:39 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_116Like, you could spam the shoot button,
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3:39–3:40 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_117there's no reload.
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3:40–3:41 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_118You spam the jump button.
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3:41–3:42 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_119There's no stamina bar.
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3:42–3:43 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_120You can just spam anything and run really
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3:43–3:45 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_121fast and like do teleport shield bashes.
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3:45–3:48 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_122The game has no strategic element to it at
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3:48–3:51 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_123all, and it's just like a run-and-gun,
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3:51–3:53 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_124really dumb run-and-gun game where you
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3:53–3:55 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_125just spam the attack button and you kill
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3:55–3:58 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_126loads of enemies.
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3:58–3:58 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_127And maybe that's what you like, but I
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3:59–4:00 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_128don't really like it.
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4:00–4:01 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_129I find it extremely boring.
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4:01–4:02 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_130It's, um, yeah, I guess it feels fluid and
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4:03–4:06 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_131it's nice because it feels good when
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4:06–4:09 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_132you're moving around and shooting stuff
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4:09–4:10 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_133without anything holding you back like
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4:10–4:12 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_134stamina or gravity even.
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4:12–4:14 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_135And I guess in that kind of sense it is a
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4:15–4:17 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_136nice feeling game, but an altogether
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4:17–4:21 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_137pointless feeling game because you never
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4:21–4:23 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_138really feel like anything's difficult.
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4:23–4:26 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_139And then when things do get difficult,
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4:26–4:27 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_140it's just annoying because then you've got
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4:27–4:29 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_141loads of enemies shooting stuff at you,
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4:29–4:30 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_142you've got to dodge them.
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4:30–4:31 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_143Well, I'm doing a shield thing.
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4:33–4:34 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_144So I guess the gimmick with this game is
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4:34–4:35 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_145you've got a shield now, so now you can
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4:35–4:37 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_146shield and do like a teleport shield bash.
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4:37–4:39 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_147But yeah, I don't really like the game.
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4:39–4:40 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_148I'm gonna refund it already.
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4:40–4:41 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_149I'm gonna give it a 3 out of 10.
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4:42–4:43 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_150Uh, not very good.
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4:45–4:46 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_151The main gate is under lockdown.
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7:11–7:13 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_152There's a key in the nearby church.
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7:14–7:15 · rev_bc981c025042c56b90dc50a1555c9291_153Route them the location.
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