Sad And Lonely Day...

Hello, welcome back to my life.

It's getting cold, can't sit around

topless anymore.

Need to go shopping for clothing,

need to get a new winter jumper.

Big and thick.

Maybe I'll

go to Uniqlo.

Uniqlo.

Uniqlo.

Why is there so many police outside?

Whoa, look how many police are down there!

I didn't even realize. Hold on, let me

Look at this.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

Is that 8?

It's like, uh, it's like a map on Metal

Gear Solid with all the guards. Station,

you gotta try and sneak in. Remember that

game? Had to do

espionage. Look, there's like eight of

them out there. Yesterday, there were like

five police vans parked here. Oh, there's

one there.

One there. There's one there. You see more

police. At the back.

Yeah, there's some kind— oh, there's one

there. There's some

kind of political conference going on in

this building right next to me. Lucky me.

There's 2 police vans over there as well.

One there, policeman there,

policeman there. Another one.

They're out in force,

showing a force, force of presence,

or whatever the thing is.

How exciting!

They're looking for me, maybe. I'm on the

run. What's that over there?

They set up this tent thing as well. That

didn't used to be there. I think they set

up like a barricade as well to stop people

from getting in.

What camera do I use? It's a Samsung S10

Plus. It's pretty good. I wonder, you

know, the Samsung S21 Plus has that 100x

zoom. I don't know if that works for

video. I don't know if the Samsung S21 has

more zoom. More zoom would be fun.

I'm not paying £1,000 for a new phone

though.

Have you thought we can get your address

seeing this? Bit too late for that.

There's no way to hide the address because

as soon as I show the inside of the place,

it's not that hard to find out which

building it is.

And I just don't really— I

don't feel like I'm able to make streams

and stuff without showing the inside of

Because then I can't show off my cool new

place, can I?

What time is it? 6 o'clock.

Jesus, my channel is so dead. 100 people.

I can't believe the channel died so much.

It's, um, it's pretty shocking.

Even getting a girl on the video didn't

even help, did it? 12K views. I can't

believe it. I thought that would get 20K.

My channel just doesn't get recommended to

people anymore. But good news is my

Chef Daniel channel is booming. I got 31K

views on my new video on Chef Daniel,

and then I got 18K views on my Simon and

Martina videos. So Chef Daniel,

things are going well over there. My

second New World video didn't really work

though. It seems to only work once. I did

this with Cyberpunk. I got 90K views on my

Cyberpunk review video, so I tried making

a second Cyberpunk video and then it

flopped. It's very weird. I don't

understand it.

You know that new game? There's a new MMO

that recently came out from Amazon called

New World. I tried it out and I just made

like a shitty review and it got 31K views

in like 2 days. I don't remember the last

time I got 31K views in that short of a

time frame. I forgot what it felt like

to get 20K views in a day brought back

memories. I remember the

day I could upload a video, anything, and

it would get 20K views in the first day.

I was checking back my analytics from like

2 years ago, looking at the upload,

upload data, and I used to get like 15K,

20K views in the first 24 hours. That's

Miss those days.

It's just crazy, you know, one moment you

have so many people interested in you,

then they all just disappear.

It's kind of like life, isn't it?

Everyone just eventually forgets about

you. That's why you

become parents, isn't it? Because people

forget about you, and then you put

yourself in a position where you're

actually the most important person to

someone else's life, which is your

children. Your kids are depending

on you more than anyone in the world, I

guess. Isn't it like a massive

narcissistic thing to have kids? So, oh,

the world's forgotten about me? Well, I'm

gonna have kids and become the most

important person in someone else's life

then. Yeah, but then they grow up as well

and leave you, don't they?

Maybe pets. Maybe pet owners are like the

biggest narcissists in the world because

they have complete control over the

animal. The animal has complete dependency

towards the person, and they're never

gonna leave, are they?

Oh, thanks, Hamdi. Your real viewers are

still here. Not many of them.

It's funny because the, the clickbait

doesn't work anymore. Clickbait has

diminishing returns. You can only do it so

many times before it stops working.

Oh well, what can I do? I don't know,

it's just— I guess everything has a

lifespan. At least I milked

it as much as I could.

But I don't know why the police just

randomly station themselves across the

street. What are they hoping to do? Maybe

they're trying to like preemptively scout

around before like a massive mob

approaches and appears so they can get

ready. Where's the new

girl? She lives like somewhere over there.

Maybe I can even see her building from

I'm not sure when this Conservative—

conservative conference thing is

happening. I guess

I'm in the heart of the city. It's kind of

weird seeing police everywhere. It reminds

me of Seoul. If you go to Seoul where all

the embassies are, you see like armed

embassy guards at the entrances and stuff.

Feels a bit depressing.

I'm not sure actually. On one hand, I feel

safe with all this police presence, but

then on the other hand, it's a little bit

intimidating, isn't it?

I'm about to eat sushi and you are broke

as hell. What? Why does she think I'm

broke? But yeah, getting pretty broke.

Even the OnlyFans, it's not doing well

now. I lost like half my OnlyFans

membership. I had 150 fans last month and

now it's just dropped down to 77.

Not going well. My new plan is,

um, make more videos on Chef Daniel.

So it's not that hard to double or triple

the money that's coming in on Chef Daniel

because it's kind of low to begin with.

Just need to think of trending topics.

So whoever recommended— whoever suggested

New World, thanks for that.

That was a good call. I kind of heard of

it before. I heard about some girl

streamer getting banned because she milks

a cow in the game, but I didn't really

care about the game. I'm actually really

addicted to it now. I've been playing it

for 3 days straight. I can't stop playing

it. I'm level 28 now.

It's actually a really good game. It's

kind of like The Witcher 3, but online,

and it's got,

you know, like blocking and rolling kind

of combat that you don't usually see in

MMOs. MMOs is usually you click on the

enemy and you do auto attack, and then you

have some special attacks.

Have I run out of food? No, I went food

shopping yesterday. Only cost me £13,

£14. Now I don't buy those protein yogurts

anymore.

Food's pretty cheap.

So my new plan is I want to make more

trending topics videos on Chef Daniel

because it obviously works. I got 18K just

reacting to Simon and Martina's new video.

Reacting to big channels' kind of drama

content gets views,

doesn't it?

The problem with the video game reviews is

they don't come out all the time. They

come out like every few months, these

really hyped up AAA games.

You gotta find out what's hyped up and

then make a video about it. It usually

works. I made $100

from my New World video, but then it cost

me $40 or $50 to buy it, so I

guess it was a good investment, wasn't it?

Made back what I put in, plus I got a game

to play which I quite like. Made more

money than my stock investments, didn't

it? What's wrong this time?

Just the same old stuck in England,

channel's dead, can't get a girlfriend.

Not much changes, but the good news,

Chihiro messaged me yesterday. We talked

a little bit. I actually forgot

what we talked about. We didn't really

talk that much.

Oh yeah, we talked about the vaccine. She

said she got the second one as well and

she felt really sick from it.

And she said my mum invited her for

Christmas. My mum invites everyone for

Christmas. I mean, she probably invited

Mita to Christmas as well.

Why don't I show my face? Because I look

all sad and miserable. I don't really want

to show my face. If I'm going to show my

face, I want to like show the best version

of me where I'm all happy and don't look

like I'm dead inside. Oh, thanks, Mark.

Chesh Arc 3. That would be

funny, getting back together with my

Thought the average was £50 for a 30K

No, £50 is what, $70?

That's more like 10-15k views.

I got quite a good CPM on my New World.

Usually the video games don't get good

CPM, but this time I got a $4

RPM, which means $4 for every 1,000 views.

It has 31,000. Oh, it's gonna make even

more. What if I get 100k views on that?

It's possible. My Cyberpunk video got 90k,

I think.

$100 donation, shave my head. $100

donation, I go down there to the police

and show them my woolly. That would

be funny.

Yeah, New World game's pretty fun. I'd

recommend it. It looks great even on low

settings. The lighting in the game looks

really nice and The environment's really

nice. It's kind of like Red Dead

Redemption as well because there's all

wildlife and you skin them and stuff.

So you gotta help me, what else is

trending? And because I don't know what's

trending, I don't keep up with this stuff.

I'm old now, I'm out of touch.

What's like the new trending thing? It has

to be either video games, some big

channels' personal drama. I tried doing

a Trisha Paytas video but it flopped, got

2K views. I was too slow about it.

I think you have to be quick, like within

2 days you gotta have the video out whilst

everyone's— whilst the topic is hot.

Eugenia Cooney? No, she's old news.

Unless she died or something.

Game reviews are really easy to do because

the gaming community are so stupid.

The gaming community is like made up of

10-year-old kids. They've got no brains.

They can't tell I'm trolling. At least

like my— what my community used to be was

mostly adults, and it was hard to like

kids.

Really, you need like a really stupid dumb

kid audience to manipulate.

Fortunately, unfortunately, my content

never attracted dumb kids. Just attracted

like miserable, lonely, whiny adults like

me, I guess. But you make video game

reviews, you get like a load of kids,

thousands, and I don't get annoyed.

I'm getting roasted to hell on my video

game reviews. I don't care. It doesn't

affect me. Me at all. I couldn't care less

if you don't respect my video game

opinions. I got miserable with my main

channel because of all the hate, because

the hate was directed at me personally.

Like, my personality was being

shat on, which kind of hurts, to be

honest, because we all think that we're

good people and, you know, we might think

we're funny or We have, we have good

personalities, but then you get shat

on from like thousands, millions of people

who will think you're a terrible person.

That doesn't feel great. I don't really

care if they shit on my video game

critiquing skills because I, I don't

really pride myself on it.

Oh, thanks, Jade. What did it feel like

being in love with Mira? It's probably

the best feeling and then also the worst

feeling ever. You think losing your parent

and watching your dad die in front of you

is bad?

Being heartbroken is way worse. I don't

know if that's bad to say.

I felt way more depression from the

heartbreak than watching my dad die.

Is that weird or is it normal?

I don't know if I want to get into it,

but let me

think. Should I say this? I don't see why

I shouldn't say it.

Um, I don't know if I should say it.

I feel like saying this stuff is what used

to get me in trouble in the past.

Um, what about when you were in love?

Yeah, it felt amazing when it was going

well and I felt like she liked me too.

Felt like I was king of the world,

like I was invincible. Felt magic.

Say a vague version of it. I don't know,

if I start talking about it, I might go

down that rabbit hole and get all upset.

Just, my mum sent me something that really

upset me recently.

Uh, I'll just keep it brief then. So my

mum sent me— my mum's been messaging Mila,

and then she sent me a picture of Mila

with her friends and the guy,

and the guy looks like me! Sorry, I didn't

mean to shout. She was like with this more

masculine looking version of me. Like he

looks Asian. He had kind of longish black

hair and glasses. He looked like me, and

he was like sitting next to Mila, and I

couldn't—I think he kind of had her arm

around her. It wasn't touching her. I

don't know if that's like a new guy.

Could be. It's so annoying.

Why did she send me the picture? I don't

want to see it.

And then I had nightmares all night after

seeing that. Like all these stupid

nightmares.

Can't even get away from my mom even when

I move out. Got to block her.

Why did she send me a picture of my bloody

ex? I just don't understand why my mom

does these things sometimes.

This is so annoying.

So I had to explain to my mom why I don't

want to see pictures, and she was like,

why? I don't understand. I said, because I

was crazy about her, don't you know? She

said, I didn't know. And I said, how, how

do you not know that I was like crazy

about this girl? She said, because I don't

talk. Oh my God,

how my own mum doesn't even know that I

had like massive heartbreak last year.

Like, she's so oblivious.

And then she said Um,

stop thinking about the past, you have to

move on. Well, yeah, I'm trying to move

on. You sending me pictures of my ex kind

of makes it hard to move on. Fucking hell.

See, that's why I didn't want to start

talking about it.

Tells me I need to move on, then starts

sending me pictures of her. Don't even

know why she's talking to me now in the

first place.

Oh, this gets me a little triggered.

Some people just— oh,

thanks, Jaded. I guess I'm not in love

then, I just miss him. Maybe it's hard to

tell if you're actually in love until they

dump you, because I didn't really think I

was in love with Mila in the beginning

until she dumped me the first time and I

felt the massive depression. If you just

miss someone a little bit, you're not

going to feel that massive depression that

badly.

Don't know how you can continue to live in

Manchester when Thailand and Korea open

because I already paid until January and

I gotta wait to get my second vaccine. I

gotta wait until November and I don't

know, I'm not really that crazy about

Thailand or Korea.

It doesn't really matter where I go, I'll

just end up being in a, in a room

miserable. It's not like I'll go to

Thailand, start hitting the clubs and

making all these girlfriends and whatever.

Should be the same problem in a different

place. If I got problems here, then I have

problems in any other country.

Oh, they got the special black police

cars. Look at that one. Is that like

special SWAT team? Never seen that one

before. It's like dark blue instead of a

white van. Maybe they're like Spec Ops.

Who's coming? Is BoJo,

Boris Johnson, coming? Maybe Boris Johnson

is going to be my neighbour.

You could date easier. Yeah, I guess so.

I kind of gave up on trying to get a date

here. It's just impossible. The only

people I match, just, they look weird.

They don't look attractive.

They've got like all blue hair or

something, some strange thing.

Good thing in Japan is people don't really

mess with their looks. That much, you

know. You don't see people walking around

with bloody blue hair

and their tongue slit in two. I don't

know, weird body modifications all over

the place here. Can't people just not do

I don't get it. I don't get

Japan's still closed, but somehow Martina

got back in because she's got a special

magic YouTube visa. Even PewDiePie can't

get into Japan. I know PewDiePie's

desperate to get into Japan as well

because he's got a house there. I wonder

who manages his house. How can you have a

house in a different country you can't

even enter? Who's like managing it? I bet

he's got like a Japanese He's got probably

Anime Man looking after it. His new best

friend, bloody Anime Man,

cock-blocking me from

PewDiePie now. Why is

your life focused on getting a girlfriend?

Whose life is not focused on getting a

girlfriend? Every man, his prime

directive is to find a mate. Not even

human, just humans. Every single living

animal creature on this entire planet's

number one prime objective is to find

a mate. First you find the food because

you need food to live, and then you find

shelter, and then you have to find a mate.

That is how it goes for every single

species on the planet. And I've got

shelter, I've got food, now I need a mate.

That is the list of priorities, the order.

If I didn't have food or shelter, you

know, I wouldn't be worrying about

girlfriend. I'd be worrying about getting

food. I've got food. I went to Aldi

yesterday. Got a roof over

my head. So what's the next thing?

Next thing is just to find girlfriend.

Every man on the entire planet is the

Who doesn't want a girlfriend should be

the question, apart from gay people.

Although right now I'm more focused on

nurturing my addictions. Right now I've

got bloody stock market addiction. And now

I've got a new MMO online gaming

addiction, and I also got porn addiction.

I'm not really doing anything to try and

get a girlfriend, to be honest. I kind of

gave up now. I'm just nurturing my several

addictions. Had a great day—

I mean, a great week last week on the

market. I was just on fire with the day

trading. I don't know what it is. Maybe

it's because I'm not really caring

anymore. I think I found a way to

emotionally detach from trading.

And the problem is when you get

emotionally attached to trading and you

lose, you make a bad trade, you get angry

and you get upset and you start revenge

trading and then you just lose more. But

now I'm addicted to this new game. The

game is way more interesting than trading.

I feel bored of like looking at stocks

now, which is good because you don't want

to feel entertained by stocks because then

you're treating it like a casino. I mean,

I'm still treating it like a casino,

but I'm not staring at

it all day. I'll just drop some support

lines, I'll put a buy here, a sell there,

and then I'll go back on the game and then

I'll check back in like half an hour to

see how it's gone. And I managed

to make like £300 in the

last few days.

I had some really good trades,

had a few bad ones too, but that's the

name of the game. You can't win every

trade. What game is it?

I'm playing New World. It's really good.

It's from Amazon. Jeff Bezos made

it himself. They say Jeff Bezos was on the

director team coming up with

the game mechanics. Like, he probably

wasn't involved at all. He was— he's

probably like, oh yeah, that sounds cool,

and then like assigned a team to handle

the whole thing. Imagine Jeff Bezos being

on a game development team. It's just so

funny. People make Jeff Bezos characters

in the game. They make a bald character

and they call him Jeffrey Bezi or

something. It's really funny. The memes

are pretty good in that game, and the

queue times are insane. I had to wait like

4 hours. I woke up this morning because

it's Saturday, there's more people playing

it than the weekday.

400-player queue took about 4 hours.

If you try and play in the evening,

there's a 2,000+ people queue. It takes

ages to get in. I won't even

try and play it tonight because it'll take

like 6 hours to get in.

What server do I play on? I can't

remember. What my server's called. Don't

know if people would be interested in

playing. We can make a guild, the Hiding

in My Room Guild. It'll be like Discord,

but none of the bullshit you get on

Discord, because Discord's annoying. You

get all idiots posting images and videos

and links and messaging, sending my

OnlyFans to other members and freaking

them out. All that stuff wouldn't be

possible if it was in a game. I don't

know, actually, maybe it could be. It's

less likely to happen. Also, it means like

the trolls are gonna have to buy the game

and play the game, which they probably

won't. It's just I don't

think people would pay the $40, $50 to buy

the game unless you, you already play the

game. I don't really

like playing with people anyway because I

want to go AFK when I want to without

Feeling like I'm letting them down.

I quite like the dungeon on it. The

dungeon just looks like a rip-off of the

Deadmines dungeon in World of Warcraft.

It's called Our Mines. It's a mineshaft

exactly like the first dungeon in World of

Warcraft. They just copied it.

It looks just like Deadmines.

I wonder if they did that on purpose.

There's no way it's a coincidence.

They're like, let's just copy World of

Warcraft. It's quite fun

playing it, playing the dungeons.

You get like this community feeling, plus

you get that addiction of leveling up

feeling, which you don't really get on

Rainbow Six. This game's really scratching

my itch. I don't feel as lonely playing it

because you see all these people around

you. And there's kind of like this

addictive gameplay mechanic where you

level up and you gain stuff. Yeah,

it's quite good.

Am I in Japan now? I wish.

I'm in Manchester.

What's for dinner? I'm gonna make fried

rice.

Gotta start chopping some garlic.

Let me show you in my fridge. Look, I did

some cleaning today. Looking good. Um,

yeah, not really much else

new. What's new with you?

My pimples are really clearing up. Must be

that hule that was causing it. Still got

scars though. Got a scar on my

cheek now. This is gonna fall.

What are my plans for when I go to Japan?

Don't know, see what happens. Don't really

have any plans. Get some ramen,

visit my favorite Tobitsushinchi.

It's been 2 years since I've had some

J-Pal. J-Pus.

I can't believe it. This is probably the

longest I've been without JP. Since I lost

my virginity. Not kidding, that's

literally a fact. I can't believe it,

2 years.

I wonder if the business went down a lot

in Tobitsushinchi.

Am I still seeing the blonde girl? We

haven't met up recently. I don't

really know what to do if we met up. She

said we could get weed and then she'll

come to my place and we can get high.

Maybe we can do that.

It's not like I could make video content

out of it. I don't think YouTube would

like it if I start advocating drugs.

I don't— I wouldn't really do any

weed-related things for

content. It's just gonna get demonetized.

I got high before. Yeah, I got high last

year with Mila in Amsterdam.

I don't feel motivated anymore to do stuff

outside because it— even that doesn't get

views. As proof of

my video, 12K views.

Not worth it.

Oh, thanks, Mark. What do I think Ethereum

will do? No idea. Probably go

up. I should have bought

some. It's going up again.

Looks a bit chaotic down there. Imagine

being those policemen. Can you see them?

There's like 7 or 8. Where's the entrance?

It's around here. They just stand there

all evening. Must be boring,

just stand there. They must make good

money though, don't they? Make like £20 an

hour just standing there.

So my new plan for like the content stuff

is I'm giving up making videos because

the live streams make more money, they get

more views, and they're way

easier to do. But what video?

My videos get less views and make less

money than live streams, so I think I'm

just gonna do like live streams now. And

then Chef Daniel, I'm gonna try and make

videos on trending topics.

I don't really see any point in making

kind of personality-driven videos anymore,

you know, content about my personality. I

don't feel like that's working anymore,

and I don't know what videos to make that

would get views. The views are less than

the live streams. Why don't I just do live

streams?

I just don't know what to do for videos,

really. No idea.

Maybe I've changed or something, but even

meeting with a girl, I don't know.

It doesn't really seem like that much of a

big deal. Like, yeah, I went with— I met

up with a girl, we hung out, it was nice.

That was it. I feel like if it was back in

the day, I would have made like a 10-part

video series about the girl. Like my

thoughts on the girl, why I didn't like

the girl, why I loved the girl.

I felt like I would have made 10 videos

back then just about meeting a girl.

Now that I've got experience with these

things, it's not a big deal. Yeah, I met a

girl, we had food, so what? It just seems

kind of stupid. Back then I was getting so

excited about it,

like a massive

virgin.

It's just weird now I think back at it.

Like the single mother girlfriend, how

many videos about her did I make? I must

have made like 10 videos about her.

My thoughts and stuff like that. My plans.

Jesus, calm down.

Meet a guy? I did meet a male viewer a

month ago. We went for coffee.

Um, I just, I don't feel like that's

gonna get views anymore.

And what's the point of forcing myself to

do something I don't really feel

interested in doing when it

doesn't even get views? I just feel like

there's no point anymore.

The only reason I went to meet the Hong

Kong guy was to get content. The only

reason I went to meet Elvis was to get

content. The only reason I went to meet

Ice Poseidon was to get content.

Now it's not— it feels like it's not worth

it anymore if you look at the views,

and it's not really something I enjoy

doing anyway, so what's the point?

Am I going to Scotland? Hmm,

I don't know. It's gonna be expensive,

isn't it? It'll be like £100 train to

Scotland, and then that sleeper train is

like £300, and then I have to stay in

Scotland for at least a week.

So I don't want to get there on the train

and suddenly get another train.

Have I tried contacting Chihiro if she

wants to get back together? We talked,

but I haven't brought up the topic because

it's kind of embarrassing. And what's the

point? Because I can't even go there

I don't know if the Scotland thing will be

worth it because it's going to cost like

£600.

And let's face it, The video is not gonna

make £600. It'll make like £50 maybe.

I don't think it's gonna go viral.

£600 is like $1,000, maybe $800

or $900. In order to make $800

or $900 on a video, it has to get like

500,000 views. It's not

gonna get 500,000 views.

It looks gloomy. Yeah, it's been a bit

gloomy this week.

Raining, winding.

So windy outside as well.

Could try reacting to videos. That's what

I did. I did a reaction

to Simon and Martina's video, and yeah,

it got more views than my videos get. It

got nearly 20K views. It's just hard

to find stuff that I want to react to

because I really don't care about these

YouTubers.

It's really hard to care sometimes,

and then sometimes it doesn't work. I made

one about Trisha Paytas, and Trisha Paytas

has a massive viewership, and I don't

understand why the video only got 2K

views. My thinking is there's so

many other channels talking about Trisha

Paytas. There's just like an ocean of

Trisha Paytas videos. There's too many.

But the thing is, with Simon and Martina,

no one's making videos about them apart

from me and Tokyo Sam, TQ Sam. I don't

know of any kind of drama channel reacting

to their drama, so It's,

it's not a crowded area, and they've

got a pretty big viewership as well.

People who watch you are not into Trisha.

I know the people who watch me are not

into anything. But the, the trick is to

get the Trisha viewers, who are not my

viewers, to get the Trisha viewers to

click on it. So I got the Simon and

Martina viewership to watch my videos,

and that's how the video got so many

views. It's not because my viewers are

watching it. My viewers don't watch

anything because it's a dead channel now.

Yeah, I just got to like— got

to keep my eyes open on what's happening

and then get a reaction video out quickly.

Have I been to any nice restaurants? I

went to one, that Korean restaurant. It

was quite good.

Oh yeah, I was gonna prepare food.

Okay, I think, I think, I think, I think

this is what I got. We got another pizza.

Should I just make a pizza? That'll be a

lot easier.

Oh, I forgot to eat this egg. It's been a

week. Hopefully it's still okay.

Whole fridge smells like garlic now.

Eggs don't expire fast. Okay, that's good.

Cold rice I made earlier,

which is good, good for fried rice.

What else?

Oh, I got these fish cakes,

haddock chunky.

Oh yeah, bacon.

They can last quite long.

Uh, my spring onion's drying up. I've got

to use those.

Garlic.

Did I get pot noodle? No,

because they're like £1 each. It's kind of

expensive having £1 items.

It's better to buy ingredients and make a

meal. It's way cheaper. My food shopping

bill was £14 for that. All this, £14.

I got pizza, I got fish, I got fish cakes,

I got sausage rolls, ham. I got these

kebab things. I got rice. Rice is

like 60p for a bag.

Really cheap. Poverty life now.

Failed YouTuber. Can't even make $1,000

from my channel now. How sad.

Lost my job. Failed YouTuber.

Failed at everything.

What do I need?

Garlic, chicken stock.

Oops.

What would I work with next?

Well, I've just got to shift what kind of

content I make. Got to make trending stuff

now, cuz when you're a nobody, no one

cares about you as a person anymore.

You got to make videos about things that

people do care about. And that's stuff

like some new video game that came out or

some new drama about some other channel.

You got to go where— you got to go where

the clicks are.

And people are always interested in

something. There's always something going

on.

Just got to, um, Let go of some things

like making videos about myself. Gotta

stop that because it's not working

anymore, and I've got to find something

else to latch onto.

Just go try and find topics, I guess.

Topics.

What new video games coming out soon? Any

Age of Empires 4? You're kidding me.

I thought they— I thought they just kind

of stopped making games already.

I thought the Age of Empires franchise was

dead. Switch OLED's

coming out next week. Yeah, I could make

a review on the new Switch release games

for that. I don't know if I want to buy a

Switch OLED. It does look nice. It's got a

big fat kickstand. Wow. And it's a couple

inches bigger than my Switch Lite. Is it

worth it?

Go on, Healthy Gamer.

I don't think you— no, I wouldn't,

because I would just start complaining

about stuff

about you know who, and then she'd get

I'd get accused of blaming people again.

Oh fuck.

And I don't like talking to people Anyway,

I feel like I'm being put on the spot.

Why do you feel this? Why did you do that?

Don't you think blah blah blah is blah

blah blah? I felt really uncomfortable

during that Elvis interview.

I kept laughing like an idiot. I wish I

didn't laugh so much. It's because I

didn't know what to say. Because I knew

that if I say what I really think, it just

sounds really bad,

and I hate having to give politically

correct answers. So it's a really

tricky situation. Why did you marry

someone you don't love? Why do you think?

Love isn't the only reason people get

married for. They get married for a bunch

of reasons, like visas and money and

settling, and they're all shit reasons,

but people do it. Not everyone gets

married for love. So I bet half the women

who are married don't love their husbands.

They just marry them because they've got a

good job and they're financially stable

and they're not abusive and they want to

make a family. They don't really love

them. Who are you in love with? Someone

like Leonardo DiCaprio?

Yeah, in the ideal situation, you would

marry because you're so in love with your

partner, but in a lot of cases, marriage

is like a business arrangement to, um,

fulfill your prime directive. Of

decombobulating— I mean,

copulating.

But that is the problem when you are too

honest. People don't like the truth.

They just want you to say, I love

her so much.

That's why people don't like me, because I

don't fluff up and decorate my answers and

say what everyone thinks I should say. I

hate— I hate saying that.

Where are my scissors?

But it's, it's pretty much social suicide

to be like that because then everyone just

ends up not liking you.

Just rice. Yeah, this is my dinner.

Just white rice with nothing else.

I need some oil.

I wouldn't mind getting some kind of new

Cooking appliance. Maybe an air

fryer. We could try something new because

you need to do new things to spice up

life.

Make some crispy KFC,

homemade KFC that doesn't cost loads of

money. Because you want to get KFC, you'd

have to pay like £10 for a bucket. You can

get a whole box of chicken wings like

I did the last stream for about £3.

£3 and you, you get loads of chicken

wings. I think there are about 12 chicken

wings in that box. £3. If you want KFC,

you pay 5 times that and you get half the

Don't buy food from restaurants. Such a

Always buy ingredients and you can get

your food bill down to about £50 a week.

Don't buy milk, just have black coffee.

You don't really need coffee either,

really, but I like having coffee when I

wake up because it's kind of like a

ritual. It gives me something to do.

Do I watch other YouTubers?

Um, Who do

I watch? I watch PewDiePie sometimes.

I watch Abroad in Japan.

I've been watching Harold Boulder

recently.

How did he get into America? I heard some

people saying you can get into America If

you first fly to Mexico and then go to

America from Mexico, because then they

don't, they don't stop you from getting

in. I reckon Harold did some kind of

underhand trick because he never even

talked about how he was able to get in. I

think he did something shady, and maybe he

snuck in somehow because America wasn't

letting Europeans in. They're still not

letting them in. They've only recently

decided to start letting Europeans in from

November if you're double vaccinated. So I

don't know how Harold has been in America

for like 3 months now. He must have done

some sneaky sneakiness.

Is that enough oil?

Apparently there's some kind of fuel

shortage in the UK. I didn't even know.

People were freaking out about not being

able to get petrol for their cars because

there's not enough people driving lorries.

They can't get enough people to drive.

Apparently the army is ready to step in to

help drive lorries.

Isn't it because of Brexit? Now we've left

the EU means there's less migrant workers.

English people don't want to be truck

drivers, so too lazy.

See, good thing when you don't drive you

don't really care. Well, you do care

because Uh, the trucks, the lorries

delivering the food needs petrol.

I mean, that's the problem, it's the

trucks supply chain gets affected.

Yeah, well, they're gonna have to increase

the pay for truck drivers then. They want

more. This looks like a horrible

job.

I used to get them parked on the side of

the road, some Romanian or French guy

sleeping in there overnight.

They work like 12 hours, driving all day,

all night. Doesn't look great.

Pings off like that.

Maybe it's nice if you like driving, you

like being alone. I guess the money's

pretty good.

It's not really— it's not really

technical. Well, it looks difficult

getting a license to drive one of those

massive lorries. I can't imagine

how difficult it must be. How do you know

where the end of it is when

you're turning and stuff?

I don't like it so sticky.

I really want to play New World. I kind of

like feeling addicted to a game again.

Because it gives me something to do. I

feel like I'm actually accomplishing tasks

and goals, and it feels good even

though it's a game. I feel like, oh, I got

to do my quests, got to do my grinding.

It's like something my brain really

needed. Sense of purpose,

even though

it's just a game.

And it's kind of relaxing as well. You

just wander around in the wilderness,

chop down some trees, do some mining.

I kind of missed feeling addicted to

gaming. I feel excited to

wake up in the morning again. Before

gaming, I woke up and I was like, okay,

so what do I do now? Got nothing to do.

Now I log into my game, I've got loads of

stuff to do. I've got to hunt 10 wolves,

I've got to chop down some trees.

You can

chat with people. It's nice.

Good old video game addiction.

I've now got 3 ongoing addictions.

Oh, not good. What addiction is good?

At least some— I don't have alcohol

addiction. That would be bad. I don't

think my addictions are damaging my body

like alcohol or drugs would be.

Got my gambling addiction,

gaming addiction.

What a life.

Oops, where'd it go?

Mentally damaging. Yeah, I heard a lot

about the mental effects

of watching too much porn has, but I, I

still don't get it. What's so bad about

watching porn? I watch porn every day and

They say stuff like it changes your

expectation of women or what sex is

supposed to be like, but it doesn't. I had

sex before, I know what it's like. I don't

watch porn and then think this is what it

has to be like. I mean, it can be like

that, depends what you watch. I watch

pretty boring porn. I don't watch like

crazy stuff. I just watch like simple girl

next door missionary. That's what I like.

I like simple girl next door, believable,

not like super hot unrealistic looking

woman.

I think porn's fine. It's not like I have

it running all day long.

I don't look forward to watching it. I

just use it as a tool so I could get one

out faster.

Go to bed.

It's kind of like seasoning food. I mean,

you could just eat food like this without

anything, but then it's kind of boring.

You add seasoning to make it enjoyable and

speed up the eating process,

because if you're just eating a plate full

of rice, it's so boring. You wouldn't be

sitting here chewing on it. Okay. Oh,

this is so bland.

Wow, this bacon's turning into beef jerky.

Uh, this bacon's all hard now.

Put the bacon in the pot. I will. I'm

gonna fry it up. Me some bacon. Fry me up

some bacon.

Streamlabs is deleting half the chat.

Yeah, because it's a bit sensitive, the

maturity filter. So try not to type sexual

things, or if you're going to type sexual

things, then just spell it in a weird way.

You have to use the code words.

Might have to disable it a little bit.

I think that person spamming the N-word

has lost interest. See, one person

can ruin things like that. Just because of

that one person, I had to make sure the

alerts— I have to moderate them. And I,

I had to get rid of the chat, on-screen

chat. I had to put on a spam filter.

These stupid people got no life, can't

even let me stream in peace.

I think most of the trolls, they, they

lost interest anyway. Trolls and the

haters are gone. All we got left are the

true people. Turns out the trolls and the

haters made up. Quite a big part of the

viewership. The viewership

of the ring. Is this an Airbnb?

No, it's an apartment. I'm renting it like

a proper person.

If it was an Airbnb, it'd be so expensive.

It'd be like $3,000 a month,

$2,500 a month probably.

Oh, thanks, Mark. I love you too.

Excuse me.

I'd like to review phones, but they're too

expensive. I reckon I could get

views doing like tech unboxing, but I'm

not going to pay $1,000 just to get some

tech. I don't mind paying

for a game, it's not too bad. Plus I can

play the game. I don't really want the new

iPhone.

If only I can get them for free.

Apple, sponsor me.

I'll make 5 reasons why

the new iPhone sucks.

IPhone 13 looks so boring. The only

big update is the 120Hz screen.

Who cares? Never even noticed that I

don't have a 120Hz screen. It just looks

like a normal screen to me. It looks the

same. There's nothing wrong with a

non-120Hz screen.

It's the most boring iPhone ever. It looks

exactly the same as iPhone 12.

Completely pointless.

Don't really feel like I want to get a new

phone. Kind of lost interest.

The Samsung's still good, the one I have.

It's 2 years old now.

I think my laptop has 165Hz. I don't know

if I notice any difference.

Maybe that's just what technology is like.

You don't realize how much things have

improved because everything improves

incrementally. I don't remember how bad

World of Warcraft looked, but after

playing New World and now looking at

videos of World of Warcraft, World of

Warcraft looks so old, like such a dated

game. Came out 16 years ago.

Delicious.

That's gonna be my dinner.

How do you— how do you unlock this?

Oh,

there you go.

Why do I never preheat it? Because I don't

have a chopping board. I need somewhere to

put the stuff I chopped. Also, I don't

notice any difference from

preheating it.

This should be 2 mils. I think I can get